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In the words of Mariah Carey

All I want for Christmas is…

To see Tim Cahill score a goal, approach the corner flag, unload his pathetic three-jab combo and watch the recipient hit him back twice as hard in the eye. And as he hits the ground and writhes in agony, he sees the linesman flagging for offside anyway.

Merry Christmas, everyone.

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