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Malala Yousafzai elected LMH social secretary

In their manifesto, they declared: "Bops to us is like sexiness to Justin Timberlake. We're bringing it back."

Malala Yousafzai has been elected social secretary of Lady Margaret Hall, after running a successful campaign alongside fellow student Tiger Akawin.

They will take charge of the college’s bops and wider social calendar, and have indicated their desire for more events with other colleges.

In their manifesto, they boasted that between them they have a the numbers of a “wide and powerful network of people”, including “Bill Gates, [Justin] Trudeau and Sean Shannon (the world’s fastest talker)” – the latter having ran a charity auction at LMH in which Malala bid for the right to slap the JCR’s charity rep.

Besides their populist promises of Bop Liquer and Bop Pizza, the duo also emphasised their commitment to running events that cater for people “who aren’t keen on alcohol, crowds of people or loud music.”

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