Friday 8th August 2025
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Students queue for 27 hours outside Estate Agency

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North Oxford Property Estate Agency, which only released its properties at 9 am on Wednesday and operates on a first come, first serve basis, saw students queuing outside the shop with sleeping bags and tents as early as 5 am on Tuesday.

Numerous students expressed anger at the current system implemented by the estate agency.

David Burgess, a Somerville first-year student, whose group had been there since 8.30 am on Tuesday, said, “It’s awful. Having a 9’o clock release date in term time doesn’t work and the videos put up on YouTube of people queuing increases the hype and makes more people queue.”

Charles Rowe, an Exeter second-year student, said, “There must be a better way of doing it…We’re suffering outside here in the cold. Our friends have been here since 10 am on Tuesday. We’re doing shifts. I’m going to be here until midnight when someone takes over.”

He explained his willingness to endure the long period of queuing, saying, “These are probably the nicest houses in Oxford, even though they are expensive. I want to have a nice third year as I have my finals.”

Several students condemned the agency’s practice of taking photographs and videos of the students as they queued, which are then put on the agency’s website.

Guy Brain, a New College student, said, “The fact that they are taking photos of people camping is humiliating and insensitive.”

Another student, Stefan Tarnowski, added, “As soon as they have a property they should release it. I find it insulting that they’re filming us and making jokes. By giving champagne to the students at the front of the queue, they’re encouraging students to queue and hyping it up.”

Some students criticised the 9 am release date of properties, for the reason that it didn’t allow them adequate time to inspect the property before agreeing
to become the tenants.

Emma Wheeler, a Worcester second-year, said, “One person has to wait in the office while the others race off to see the property. It’s a rat-race. There are so many things you have to check in the property, which can’t be done in a five minute viewing. There’s so much risk.”

Other students, while expressing annoyance at having to queue in the cold, acknowledged that there didn’t seem to be an alternative system.

Jo Holland, a Somerville student, said “We can’t think of any way to stop the queuing. We could feel the hype within college. People were panicking. We would have gone with another estate agency but North Oxford Property Services owns most of the properties, which we wanted in the area. We didn’t have much of a choice. There are so many other properties which are more expensive.”

Helena Powell, a first year Somerville student who described the queuing as “absolutely ridiculous”, conceded that “it is only a night for a year of living
in a house. It’s just about worth it.”

Robin Swailes, the office manager of the estate agency, defended their current system of operating. He said, “At one time, we would bring students in to look at the properties and they could put down their first, second and third choice. However, there were always some students who were disappointed. Five years ago, we decided a fairer and clearer way would be to operate on a first
come, first served basis.”

However, he said he was open to other proposals, stating, “If you can come up with a better system, we’ll do it. We need a workable suggestion. We don’t ask students to queue.”

He suggested that colleges should work more closely with the agency, stating that in the past the agency had worked directly with colleges such as St John’s, Lady Margret Hall and Pembroke for housing students.

He went on to refute student claims that the agency hadn’t put up all their properties on their website, stating that “all properties are on the website”. He also defended the agency’s practice of taking pictures and videos, describing it as “a tradition, which has gone on for 18 years” and as being “a bit of an event in Oxford”.

To ease the discomfort of queuing, the agency issued a voucher providing a free tea or coffee and bacon buttie or vegetarian equivalent to every student in the queue as well as stress balls to warm their hands.

However, not all students were convinced by this gesture.

One student, Laura Dowley, said, “They can see the students are really vulnerable and they hone in on it and try to butter us up with bacon butties.” She added, “They’re still increasing rent despite the recession because they
know there is a high demand from students.”

Lucien Smith, a St Benet’s Hall first-year student whose group had been queuing since 5 am on Tuesday morning and been given a bottle of champagne by the agency
for their efforts, said, “It was nice champagne. The queuing is unfortunate but we can’t think of a better way.”

Several students commented that the queuing created a negative atmosphere of competition.

James Teasdale, a first-year student, said, “Some people got aggressive, not to the point that they caused trouble. Most people are quite civil.”

Another student, David Burgess, commented, “There is a sort of camaraderie about it.”

Students criticised the colleges for not giving them sufficient warning about the need to sort out their accommodation for the next year as early as possible.

Oliver Elliott, a St Benet’s Hall first-year student, said, “There was no prior warning in the college that you have to sort out your accommodation quickly. The college system should be more involved and give more support.”

The doors of the agency were opened at 9 am on Wednesday and a member of staff stood at the door, monitoring the number of groups of students allowed in. Staff members were friendly with students, exchanging jokes.

Tim Jones, whose group was first in the queue and secured their preferred accommodation, said, “I’m knackered. I’m really happy, everything has come together in the last couple of days. We feel quite fortunate.”

Another student, Ollie Sheinwald, who secured his desired property, described himself as being “ecstatic”.

While the rest of the students waited to be let into the agency, a taxi with the logo of another property services agency, Finders Keepers Student Lettings,
parked opposite the shop with adverts of properties stuck on its windows. A staff member of North Oxford estate agency came out and proceeded to stick newspaper cuttings onto the windows to hide the adverts.

 

 

WORLD XI: GOALKEEPER

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As a midfielder with the flair and guile associated with Gazza, George Best and Ginola, goalkeeping is not my strong point. I often think that managers and journalists overcomplicate goalkeeping. Talk of Reina acting as a sweeper/playmaker in Liverpool’s system, or a goalkeeper’s presence being a defining characteristic of a team is nonsense. To me a goalkeeper is, and always will be, the last kid picked to play in the playground. 

I turned my back on goalkeeping because a goalkeeper is always judged on his mistakes. Therefore, it is to Gianluigi Buffon that I give the number 1 jersey. Buffon is the nearest thing to perfection because he makes the least mistakes, claims the most crosses and can pull off the most fantastic saves. Reina is great, but too small (see Mcshane’s goal for Hull at Anfield)and his kicking can be terrible. Cech’s injury against Reading seems to have made him more error prone, making bad judgements in big matches (Czech Republic in Euro 2008). Casillas is an excellent keeper, but does not command his box with the authority of Buffon. I have not watched Cesar of Inter Milan for a prolonged period, like the others and therefore cannot judge him fully. However, from what I have seen, he has the potential to live up to Buffon’s excellence. Yet, it is only recently that he has emerged to be Brazil’s numbert one, and it is essential for goalkeepers to keep form for prolonged periods, rather than have confidence each month, like every single English keeper.

Therefore.

Jakes World XI

                                          Buffon (Juventus and Italy)

City fail in bid to ruin football for ever

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After a week or so of exhilarating fantasy, us Man City fans were brought back to earth on Monday night with a crash. The MCFC delegation in Milan, led by our rather bizarre Executive Chairman Garry Cook, was to come back empty handed. The protests of hundreds of Milan fans had convinced Kaká not to leave, and the deal was off. Naturally all three parties: MCFC, AC Milan and Kaká himself sought to claim credit for calling it off. (Rather than rehash the details, I direct you to this fascinating and well-sourced piece by The Times‘ Oliver Kay).

But regardless of who exactly said what to whom and when, the winners and losers from this were clear. Silvio Berlusconi played his role to perfection – personally calling up Italian television on Monday night to announce that Kaká was staying. Manchester City looked rather silly and rather vulgar – trying to offer an unrefusable sum of money and then still walking away emptyhanded. Kaká himself was elevated to a status shared only by Paolo Maldini with fans of the Rossoneri. Unless, of course, he goes to Real Madrid in the summer.

But, in the last day or so, I’ve started to wonder whether this is so bad for City after all? On reflection, it was such a bold move, such a leap in the dark, that we cannot be too disconsolate. A team with 25 points in 21 games, and no trophies in 32 years, tried to sign one of the world’s greatest footballers for almost double the all-time transfer record. Yes, we got our fingers burnt. But the sheer audacity of it impresses me.

We learnt that while we have some way to go to convince a World Cup, Champions League and Ballon d’Or winner (Robinho has won none of those) to join us, our mountains of cash and chutzpah at least buys us a seat at the table. Our mistake may have been in aiming in slightly too high this time: not only is Kaká genuinely one for the ages – the very best of the very best – but his personal beliefs make him less like to chase Mammon quite as crudely as other footballers.

We may have to settle for Bellamy and Bridge this January, but I am sure we will back in January aiming for more top stars. Kaká, Messi and Torres may be beyond us for some time. But there are plenty of world class players just one level beneath them, for whom a quarter of a million pounds each week may be too much to turn down, protesting fans or none.

World XI: Left backs

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With all five votes in and counted, we have a dramatic tie for the first place ‘Saturday 12:45 World XI’.  Iker Casillas and Gianluigi Buffon received two votes each – Sean and myself going for Iker, Adam and Jake picking Gigi.  Kristian chose Julio Cesar.  This tie will have to be settled in the final reckoning in eighth week.

But now we must move on to the left back. The favourites are probably Phillip Lahm and Patrice Evra. But how about the charming Mr Cheryl Tweedy of “When I heard Jonathan repeat the figure of £55,000, I nearly swerved off the road” fame? Will the more cavalier writers pick Gaël Clichy? Or the fashionable ones Yuri Zhirkov? Only time will tell.

World XI: Adam’s Goalkeeper

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Gianluigi Buffon once said of himself, ‘I like to think that I am a buffon, a clown, entrusted with the task of entertaining people’ and whilst his performances hardly approach comedy, they do tend to offer the grace of the trapeze artist and poise of the juggler. All would surely agree that Buffon is one of the top keepers in the world, yet surprisingly only a minority would say he is the best. I sometimes feel that Gigi is a victim of his many successes, ‘Buffon’ a name so synonymous with goalkeeping excellence that it precedes the player, people assuming he lives on past glories.

It can prove tempting to reduce player comparisons into footie-manager style face-offs; who’s got a higher rating for shot-stopping, who has a lower one for erraticism etc. But a keeper is more than his sum: a pacy forward who can finish – but is useless in all other ways – will probably still get the odd brace, yet a goalie requires everything and more. For me, a comparison between the best keepers should transcend debates as to who possesses better reflexes, communication or positioning, since the top few are all likely to excel in such regards. The margin is perhaps a more subtle one as we approach the summit of any position, yet of the greatest keepers currently playing, Gigi is probably the only one who could retire today and still be guaranteed legend-status in fifty or even a hundred years.

This Superman has been flying from post to post for so long that he can easily be taken for granted. Nor has he been helped by the state of Italian football; Juventus and Serie A have suffered over the last few years, existing beneath the shade of match-fixing scandals and hooliganism, all of which has left it easy to underestimate Buffon’s brilliance. Yet despite playing in a climate where the English and Spanish ‘products’ have been given prominence by Sky, Gigi continues to demand attention. The most imposing keeper in the world and a consistent (and loyal) presence for club and country, his success and experience is unparalleled. Despite the Bianconeri’s recent troubles, Buffon has still helped them to accumulate another four scudettos (I include the last despite supporting Inter), displaying an ability to breathe life into the often stale and ageing line-ups he has graced.

And Gigi’s international performances have followed a similar pattern. His pinnacle was of course found in Italy’s World Cup triumph three years ago, where he conceded nothing save an own goal and penalty kick on route to the Lev Yashin award for the tournament. Italy built their success defensively, arguably making Buffon a more important figure for the Azzurri than for instance (the also brilliant) Casillas is for Spain. Buffon even excelled at Euro 2008 despite having ten players in front of him who were collectively the closest thing Italy have offered to clowns. But with Abu Dhabi and their own Circus Mancximus calling, Buffon looks set to once more remain faithful to his old lady and continue in (slightly) underrated brilliance.

 

Union invites porn baron to speak

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The porn mogul responsible for magazines such as ‘Hustler’ and ‘Barely Legal’ is to speak at the Oxford Union.

However, the inclusion of Larry Flynt in the society’s Hilary termcard has caused controversy. Women’s groups have previously accused Mr Flynt of exploitation.

His eponymous publishing house produces hardcore pornography and adult films, in addition to operating a chain of strip clubs.

The choice of Flynt also comes after accusations that the Union was “dumbing down” its choice of speakers and relying too heavily on celebrities – at the expense of intellectual heavyweights. The Dalai Lama, Mother Teresa and Winston Churchill have previously visited the society.

One female first year student said, “we’re sending out the wrong message by inviting a sexist, exploitative person. He’s a symbol that women should stand against.”

But OUSU Vice President for Women, Rachel Cummings, refused to comment on Mr. Flynt’s invitation, citing her organisation’s ties to the Union.
President of the Oxford Union, Charlie Holt, defended the decision to invite Flynt, saying that he “has led a fascinating life, and one that the Union believes will be of interest to its members.”

“Whatever your views on the questions of pornography, public decency laws and censorship, the talk should be an interesting one.”

This view was supported by Union member Ross Evans, who argued that “it’s fair to give anyone a chance to speak at the Union and to give them the chance to support their views.”

Flynt has always courted publicity for his enterprises and as a campaigner for freedom of speech.

He recently applied to the U.S. government for financial aid to bailout the pornography industry during the credit crunch and hired a Sarah Palin look-alike for a pornographic film entitled Who’s Nailin’ Palin. His battles against censorship were dramatised in the Hollywood film The People vs. Larry Flynt.

He was first prosecuted on obscenity and organized crime charges in 1976 by a local anti-pornography committee. He was sentenced to seven to 25 years, although only served six days as the sentence was overturned on a technicality. He has recently sued his two nephews, Jimmy and Dustin Flynt, for producing what he considers inferior pornography and threatening to damage his reputation.

Student’s house burgled in Cowley

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The shared student house of Nouri Verghese, the Oxford Union’s treasurer-elect, was broken into and burgled over the Christmas vacation.

The students returned in the new year to find the locks of their St Clements’ house had been broken. They entered to see that bicycles, clothes and televisions were missing. The stolen goods were worth an estimated £3000-4000. There have been no police charges for the burglary.

Last week one of the house’s windows was smashed in, and a few days later Verghese claims to have seen a man stalking around outside the property before leaving.

Verghese said he was “understandably feeling pretty pissed off.”
78 burglaries of shared accommodations in the Oxford area were reported to the Thames Valley Police over the winter vacation period.

Verghese advised other students living-out to “make sure all locks are good. If they’re not, change them or get your landlord to change them.”

A crime prevention adviser for the police service suggested that all students “take high-value goods home with them at the end of term.”

He also highlighted the importance of insurance for all properties, and recommended students to read over the terms of their policy.

“Most insurance companies specify that you must have a lock on your bedroom door, even if you are in a shared house.”

Student houses are widely believed to be more at risk of burglary than other properties, with one Home Office Report claiming that one in ten students in the UK had had their house broken into, and another that one in three students are at some point a victim of crime. “It’s no surprise…Students own more expensive goods per head than the rest of the population,” said the report.

Hoon admits to private tuition

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Cabinet minister Geoff Hoon admitted last Saturday that he used a private tutoring company to help his teenage daughter’s Oxbridge application.

The Transport Secretary and former Minister of Defence confirmed that he took his daughter to a presentation by Oxbridge Applications, a private company which charges up to £3000 for the coaching of an individual student. He would not comment on whether he had paid for tuition.

Oxbridge Applications claims that applicants who receive its help are almost twice as likely to be offered a place at Oxford or Cambridge. Families who pay the £3000 charge give their child a 47% chance of admissions success, compared to the average of 26%, according to the company’s website.

Mr Hoon attended an ‘Interview Preparation Day’ along with his daughter, held at a private school in the West Midlands.

Hoon’s decision came to media attention when the father of another applicant noticed him at the meeting and wrote on the political website Guido Fawkes.

“‘As I waited for my son in the foyer, I was surprised to see Geoff Hoon sitting a couple of seats away from me. Labour Minister gives offspring an unfair advantage in applying to top university? Surely not!” He wrote.

The minister’s daughter attended a comprehensive school in Nottingham, and is currently on a gap year. Hoon himself was educated at Jesus College, Cambridge, after having attended an private school on a scholarship.

Tories are now accusing the government of double standards following Gordon Brown’s proposed laws to increase social mobility and stop middle-class parents giving their children an ‘unfair advantage’ in education and the workplace.

“Time and time again we see double standards from Ministers. They want to change the rules to make it tougher for everyone else while enjoying all the perks for themselves and their families,” said Tory spokesman Chris Grayling.

New Labour has a history of MPs paying for their children’s education or tuition. In 2003 it was revealed that MP Diane Abbot had sent her son to a £10000-a-year private school, a decision she later described as ‘indefensible”, while in 2007 ex-education minister Ruth Kelly admitted enrolling her child in a £15000-a-year prep school.

 

Oxford loses £100m in credit crunch

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Oxford University has revealed that it has lost more than £100 million as a result of the global economic recession. Over the course of the past year, investments in the University have fallen from £689 million to £593 million.

The University’s financial statement was published on the 12th January. It covered the period July 2007-July 2008 and exposed what the University has described as a “relatively modest decline” of 5.1 percent, from £688.6m to £653.5m.

However, an additional note covering the period up to October 2008 was also included “in order to meet interest in the impact of the more recent global financial downturn”. This note shows that the decline from July 2007 to October 2008 is much larger. It has fallen 14 percent, to £592.5m.

These figures do not cover the losses sustained by the individual colleges, or the £30 million in savings that have remained frozen in Icelandic bank accounts since the Icelandic banking collapse last October.

It is as of yet uncertain whether this will be returned to the University. A spokesperson commented that, “We’re still looking into whether that is lost money or not”

However, a University statement stressed the need to “put the drop in context” and compare it to the losses sustained by the rest of Britain’s equity market.

They said, “to put the drop in context, the average UK equity market fall from its peak has been in the order of 40%. Endowment returns account just 4.5% of the University’s overall income, so Oxford is much less exposed than many institutions to falls in equity markets.”

Another spokesperson also stressed the need to remember that Oxford has revealed more information than many other institutions. He said: “If Oxford is going to be compared to other institutions, it is necessary to remember that we have actually given out more information than a lot of universities. Most have only produced financial statements that end earlier in the year, whereas ours goes up to October.

“For example, if you compare our losses against what Cambridge lost, they have lost something in the region of 80 million over the period from July 2007-July 2008. We have lost slightly more than that but over a longer period.”

These setbacks come after Oxford embarked on a massive campaign for funding last year. This aimed to raise £1.25 billion to help the University compete with wealthy American rivals.

Among the projects university administrators hoped to fund were the development of the old Radcliffe Infirmary site and new buildings for the Bodleian.

At the time, University Vice-Chancellor John Hood stressed the importance of the drive for funding. He told his team that they “must significantly increase the University’s endowment.”

The University was unable to offer precise amount of money raised to date, but a spokesman claimed that the campaign was “still going well”. However, he declined to predict the effects that the economic downturn might have on the campaign’s future.

Research funding may be another victim of the credit crunch. A University statement declared that, “we are also alert to the fact that over the longer term the global downturn may well affect Oxford’s other sources of income, such as external research funding. Again, we will be monitoring the situation closely.”
As a result of the economic and funding downturn a push for an increase in the tuition fees may be made.

Last October, Oxford Vice-Chancellor John Hood stated that the “grave deficit” in the University’s accounts meant that a rise in top-up fees is “inevitable” if the quality of an Oxford education is to be maintained.

He was supported by Malcolm Grant, chairman of the Russell Group, who expressed support for the removal of the £3,000 cap on tuition top-up fees after a review in three years time.

The Government is about to begin reviewing whether the cap on student fees should be lifted to enable universities to charge “US-style” fees of up to £20,000 a year.

Anger over disparities for exam rewards

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Huge dispariites between colleges for rewards for firsts in Mods and Prelims have been revealed.

St. John’s, Oxford’s wealthiest college, pays out £300 per annum to its scholars, whereas St Peter’s provides them with a mere £100 one-off payment.

Yet College wealth seems to bear little correlation to the generosity of prelim pay-outs. Harris Manchester and Pembroke – two of Oxford’s poorest colleges – give £150 and £300 each year respectively, whereas the far richer Magdalen hands out a comparable £200 annually. Regent’s Park, also one of Oxford’s less well-endowed, awards £250 per annum.

One english student from St Anne’s College said, “It just doens’t seem fair, i worked really hard and I get hardly anything compared to my friends at Christ Church.”

But more contentious, however, is the practice to let students with a First at Mods or Prelims go straight to the top of the second year room ballot. Merton, Christ Church and St Hilda’s all use this system.

Kirsty Smith, a maths student from Magdalen said on this, “while it’s not fair, that’s how Oxford works.” She added, “I don’t like that system. your room is such a massive part of your life, it’s your only living space”

Another student, Victoria Schindler, a fourth year classicist from St Hilda’s said, “No, I don’t think that’s fair. They should do that randomly. I don’t think that academic achievement should be rewarded in that way. It’s ridiculous – lots more people put in a lot more work for a 2:1. The system is liable to cause resentment. It was definitely one of the reasons why I didn’t live in college in 3rd year”.

On being asked if rewards for Mods could influence people applying, a fourth year from Corpus said, “I don’t think people apply thinking they’re going to get a First in Mods.

“As for room ballots, it just leads to bad feeling. If its done on luck, people just say ‘oh well, tough times’ but if it’s done on academic achievement ,it leads to bad feeling between different groups of people.”

One student at St Anne’s College, where this is not the case with room ballots, commented that this custom breeds insecurity and paranoia. They said it means that one’s room becomes a “physical symbol” of what their college thinks of them. Thus if one ‘under-achieves’ a room serves to remind students what they might then see as a ‘failure’ on their part.

Other perks for scholars, for example at St. Anne’s and St. Peter’s College, include a yearly Scholar’s Dinner to celebrate their students’ achievements. Magdalen Scholars are even invited to eat venison culled from their own deer herd. Harris Manchester and Regent’s Park both lack such a tradition, as their smaller size means that only a handful would be eligible to attend. St Hugh’s includes free vacation residence and LMH asks their students to sign their names in a special Distinction holders book.