Welcome to the English countryside: there’s one bus per day and the average resident’s age is seventy-three. We’re bored in the Great Outdoors. We turn the heads of the over-70s in their bungalows as we run around with flowers and steal into the ‘Keep Out’, ‘Flammable’ and ‘Danger of death’ signs. But we have nothing better to do than make pretty pictures; evoking styles of bygone eras that the residents should hopefully remember the first time round.
Model: Chloe Allen