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Rugby League Varsity Match squads announced

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Oxford has announced its squad for the Pcubed Rugby League Varsity Match happening this Friday at the Honourable Artillery Company in London.

Having won the previous six match-ups, the Dark Blues enters the 36th Battle of the Blues with a 18-16 advantage (one draw.) Oxford will look to extend their dominant run over Cambridge, aided in particular by the squad’s experience – Oxford’s side has eight returning Blues, whilst Cambridge only has four.

The full squad:

1. Jack Holmes (Worcester)

2. Conor McCleary (Brasenose)

3. Will Henshall (Wadham)

4. James Clark (c) (Brasenose)

5. Matthew Brady (St Peter’s)

6. Mark Roper (New)

7. Jordan Ayling (Magdalen)

8. Sam Bainbridge (St Catherine’s)

9. James Smith (Kellogg)

10. Jake Langmead-Jones (Worcester)

11. Michal Woyton (Worcester)

12. Mark Giza (Queen’s)

13. Gareth Davies (Wadham)

14. Alex Babb (St Peter’s)

15. Yoni Dennis (Wadham)

16. Sven Kerneis (St Peter’s)

17. Dan Smith (Somerville)

18. Phil Maffettone (Corpus Christi)

19. Zac Keene (Mansfield)

 

EDM, MJ and fresh-faced success

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Martin Garrix’s music belongs to a genre and a culture that I find detestable. I may well have partied to ‘Animals’ back in the day in some sweaty school hall and I’m fairly certain I was enjoying myself. But this is the problem: the aggressive big room house of ‘Animals’, and EDM more generally, seems to have a brash adolescence to it that I smugly believe myself to have outgrown.

I flick through videos of Garrix’s live shows, marvelling at the droves of fist-pumping fans in snapbacks and tank-tops; at his music videos with their montages of famous collaborators and farcical flashiness. But for all this preconceived cynicism, Martin Garrix is a nice guy. Within the first few minutes of sitting down at the Guild-hosted event he has admitted how nervous he is about public speaking, saying that he is more comfortable playing in front of thousands of people than he is about addressing this limited Oxford audience. He begins charting his journey as a musician by admitting that all the music he made in his first three or four years “was shit”, but that it was just about having fun with his friends rather than making sellable material – priorities, he insists, that have not changed. Already he’s expressed some aversion to what many see as the intense commerciality of EDM and shown himself to lack the arrogance of so many of the big names in the industry.

A big feature of people’s curiosity with Garrix seems to be his youth. He signed to record label Spinnin’ Records when he was just sixteen and released ‘Animals’, the track that catapulted him to fame, barely a year later. At this point he tells us he had a limited fan base and was mostly playing to crowds of twenty people at a club at home in the Netherlands. With the release of ‘Animals’, things took off. A weird combination of playing to thousands in Ibiza, continuing to play to small crowds in his usual spots in the Netherlands, and being at school on a Monday morning, commenced. He admits that he found the contrast of playing in front of large crowds with being sat in front of teachers who could make him stay after school if they wanted, odd.

Garrix is still only nineteen and hardly looks it, fresh faced in his tracksuit bottoms. He jokes about how when he DJs to sell out shows in enormous Las Vegas nightclubs he has to be escorted from the premises by security before his last track has even finished playing because he’s still underage in the US. Garrix answers questions in good humour throughout with a cheeky smile on his face and a perpetual excitement which betrays the newness of the lifestyle he has acquired. Asked if he has ever made a mistake on stage he springs up from his chair and puts on a video on Youtube simply called ‘Martin Garrix FAIL’, where his headphones slip off his sweaty head and his mix is interrupted. He later mentions an incident where a fan bit him on the neck. His jokes and stories elicit big responses from some clearly adoring Oxford fans, responses that seem more a show of appreciation for his friendliness than they do for his comedic abilities. 

Music does get a considerable mention amidst the chat about his life and fame. Garrix isn’t afraid to criticise, and something he keeps coming back to is his split from Spinnin’ Records which he announced in August 2015. The split arose from a considerable debate over the rights to Garrix’s earlier work, especially ‘Animals’, and his official statement at the time said “I am extremely disappointed that the discussions have not led to a change in the agreements or return of the ownership rights, and that is why I nullified them.” When asked about what advice he’d give to hopeful producers he warns against signing contracts at an early age without any prior experience of negotiation. He says this light-heartedly but later admits how troubling this was, that he “doesn’t want to get too deep into it”, that it was an incredibly difficult decision but one he’s glad he’s made.

This unfortunate chapter in his career reminds me of the seemingly incredibly money orientated commerciality of EDM. However, Garrix takes a critical rather than supportive tone on this issue, saying that it’s understandable that record labels need to make money, but many within the industry are focused on making “lots of extra money”, something he doesn’t seem comfortable with. As he discusses Michael Jackson, one of his favourite artists, someone inquires what MJ song he’d remix if he could. He responds that he could never remix a Michael Jackson song because they’re all too good, that he only remixes when he feels he has something he can add to a track, and that he dislikes it when people mess around with songs that are already perfect just to make money.

Given that it is supposedly not about the money, what did draw our friend Martin to the ethos and sound of EDM over other more underground genres of electronic music? He simply responds that he liked the sound, the atmosphere, the dancing. He cites Eric Prydz as a formative influence, that at the time “it was all so new, I like it a lot, I still like it a lot.”

He is asked a question about whether he’d spend more time on learning some of the more advanced mixing techniques, clearly a reference to the criticisms levelled at EDM DJs who are often referred to as ‘press play’, or ‘push-button’ DJs. Garrix begins talking about how he’d love to play with a live band at some point, clearly not quire grasping the nature of the question, or perhaps wanting to avoid it. However, it is clear from his newer material that he is branching out.  These more recent tracks are still unmistakeably poppy, but more melodic and vocal orientated than his previous more aggressive tracks. Throughout he frequently says that he is open to multiple influences, that he likes “all music”, that every track should be different and that the main thing to do is just “be you” rather than adhere to any specific genre. Eager to show us as much he insists on playing a few snippets of the songs he is currently working on, despite the protestations of his press agent. One is called ‘Video Games’ and includes a line about Mario Cart; the other he says arose out of “being in Amsterdam just having the time of my life.” Both are fun to listen to and light-hearted but hardly the greatest departure from previous material, nor do they possess the emotional musical depth he earlier said he was now looking for.

Garrix is continuously friendly, fun and engaging as an individual. Despite the inanity of many of the questions, he continues to respond in good grace, seeming to relax and enjoy himself. Not only this but much of what he says about music is far less disagreeable than I had been expecting. His criticisms of the money making ethos of many record labels, the necessity of being open to numerous influences and the desire to make music as an individual, are intelligent comments from someone who has clearly given these issues some thought. Yet I can’t align these attitudes with the music he likes and the music he makes. There seems to be a disparity between what he says and the reality of his personal production and that of the industry. Maybe the experience of setting up his own record label will give the opportunity to put what he says into practice. He’s made me willing to give him the benefit of the doubt in the meantime. 

Profile: Ken Clarke

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As a member of the Houses of Parliament since 1970, at first glance it seems as if Ken Clarke has done almost every job in government. One of Britain’s most successful Chancellors of the Exchequer, he is widely credited with having helped to establish the British economic boom that saw New Labour through the first term of its government. Clarke has also held ministerial positions in the departments of Health, Education and Trade and Industry, and has run for the leadership of the Conservative Party three times. The President of the Tory Reform Group, Clarke is widely considered to be a strong centrist voice in the party, having constantly advocated Brit­ain’s place in Europe throughout his career. Coming over from Oxford to his Westminster office, I was aware that I would be visiting a man who has been at the heart of British poli­tics for longer than almost anyone else.

In conversation, we quickly moved to one of this week’s key stories: how would divi­sions in the cabinet over Britain’s position in Europe play out ahead of the referendum set for this June? Clarke was cautious, noting that “the media are not really interested in the political issues, rather presenting their own spin on them. Having done a fair few interviews, most of the interviewers are mainly interested in trying to get stories about, ‘What do you think of the declaration made by Boris?’ or whatever it is, or trying to create conflict. They’re more interested in talking in terms of personalities than the issues. Politics has become far too mixed up with celebrity culture nowadays.” In the light of this media speculation, Clarke seemed keen to impress on me that “there’s a conscious effort being made not to fall out.”

Clarke has lived and breathed the Europe campaign for a long time now, and he spoke of his experience of the debate. “Europe was a very big issue when I was in politics at the Cambridge Union and Cambridge Conser­vatives in the early 60s. So, it would have astonished me if you were to have told me then that more than 50 years after I started as a Conservative, I would still be engaged in the same slightly neurotic argument about our relationship with the European Union.” 

Clarke has seen the European debate change over time and thought it important to place the current debate in a wider con­text. “In the 60s and 70s, the hard left were more important and they were very anti [Europe]. The right wing of the Conservative Party were slightly different from today’s right, who are American Republican-type right wing. In those days, they were impe­rial right wing, people who opposed our entry in the first place and the people who fought the 1975 election as Conservative Eurosceptics. They were largely people who regretted the way we had given up the Empire. They were angry that we had and thought our role in the world depended on our leading the Empire, although they were reluctantly prepared to concede that it was now called the Commonwealth, and did not want to get us politically into bed with the people we’d fought during the war.” Back in the 1975 referendum, “the bulk of the no vote were the hard left, who saw it as a capitalist plot and resented the rules of the European Community because you couldn’t run a command economy. We’ve still got a few of those, but there aren’t many left.”

In contrast to earlier debates, Clarke remarked how “the Labour Party has been excluded from this debate at the moment. It isn’t taking much part in the debate: Eurosceptics are right wing people these days.” Even here, though, “modern Eurosceptics are slightly different. They go on about ‘sov­ereignty’ all the time, but what they really want to do is remain the closest ally of the Americans, which they think that they can combine with disentanglement. The great weakness of the Eurosceptics, actually, is the disagreement between each other on exactly what they are proposing, the desti­nation that they’re proposing.” 

As we went further into his analysis of the current referendum campaigns, Clarke reit­erated the consistency of his position from earlier debates. “The idea of total collapse one way or another is total nonsense. But I think we would hugely reduce our attractive­ness as a place for investment as a modern globalized economy, because we won’t have the same access to the European Market. We won’t for a few years know exactly what sort of access we can negotiate. I just think it will just put us in a much weaker position. Most people talk of a competitive economy: we’ve got a long way to go, even now”.

Clarke’s view on the importance of Brit­ain’s place in Europe is clearly underlined by his understanding of the economic benefits it brings to Britain. “The only thing I am really worried about is the short-term distraction of having the referen­dum. I don’t take much notice of the flutterings of the exchange rate of the pound, but obviously people are being put off invest­ing here. People are not going to invest in major projects in Britain in large numbers while there is uncer­tainty. What I hope there won’t be is a flight of capital.”

Moving on from Europe, our interview shows how far concern for the economic stability of the country still weighs over the former Chancellor of the Exchequer. For him, this ultimately means a reappraisal of the way in which we handle education. It is obvi­ous to Clarke that “we need a more balanced economy, but most importantly we need a high-tech economy which is both goods and services, providing the kind of commodities that will provide growth potential in the world economy in the next few decades. We need to make sure that we not only mod­ernise our economic base, but we arrange a skills training system which can provide the sorts of people who can possibly thrive in these circumstances. It requires a process of change which is always difficult, but we’ll have to manage because the public, on the whole, are resistant to change in any of their circumstances.” For Clarke, it is imperative that “if we are going to remain one of the lead­ing economic powers in the world, with one of the higher levels of prosperity, we need to have an education system that is better than Singapore, or China. Our level of educational attainment and performance should rival the best in the world.”

Interestingly, coming from a former minister who has served under the grammar school-educated Prime Ministers, Margaret Thatcher and John Major, Clarke sees a clear link between issues with the education sector and a breakdown in social mobility. “I think my contemporaries and I were a product of a very brief moment of social mobility that the British indulged with. It was the result of Butler’s 1944 Act, grammar schools. Mar­garet was very conscious of the desirability of social mobility and her cabinet was just full of 11-plus boys. What has happened since that time is that the academic opportunities for people of poorer backgrounds have been reduced. I’m not an advocate of going back to the old Butler system of the 11-plus, but there’s no doubt that the real problem is the limited opportunities for people from those parts of cities which are deprived”. 

Clarke has a genuine belief in the value of education as a vital tool for what he sees as an essential Conservative belief in the people’s right to opportunity. “Whether or not the Prime Minister’s an Etonian doesn’t seem to matter very much. The equality of opportunity and social mobility, however, matters a great deal and I am greatly con­cerned. I am mainly concerned by the lack of opportunities many people suffer from, either because they’re born in less privi­leged circumstances, or because they come from an area where the education service is simply not good enough.” Throughout the interview, I get only a glimpse of how Clarke’s judgments were informed by years of experience. At every point it seems essential to reference his past in the party. It is his experience of three separate attempts at the party leadership that particularly shines through in his analysis. “My experi­ence of the leadership of the Conservative party, and there’s no one who’s run for it more times than I have, is that it’s always won by someone nobody really thought of until a few weeks before. I regard all the present media speculation and decoding particular candidates crazy; it will have no bearing whatsoever.”

Looking back on the interview, the poi­gnancy of this point for Clarke’s career strikes me. A man who could so easily have been a very popular leader of the Conservative Party, or even Prime Minister, never quite made it. Ken Clarke impresses me with his commitment to Europe, education, and social mobility. That this platform didn’t get him to the very top says a lot about the modern Conservative Party.

Chez Chaz: Korma

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Chicken korma gets a bad reputation, and rightly so when most people’s experience of it is the bland and jaundiced sort you fi nd from a dodgy takeaway. But the korma is, unlike the ‘tikka masala,’ a traditional Indian dish with subtlety and sophistication that is often lacking in our British versions. This recipe – which makes no claim to authenticity – revitalises the dish with colour and spice. As with all curries, these measurements are a guideline but it will depend on the spices you’re using and personal taste. Don’t be afraid to add a little more if it feels lacking in flavour!

Ingredients

Whole spices: 1 inch cinnamon, 6 cardamom pods, 6 cloves

2 onions sliced into orbits

4 cloves garlic and 2 inches ginger finely chopped

Powdered spices: ½-1 tsp chilli powder, 2 tsp coriander powder, ½ tsp turmeric, ½ tsp garam masala

1 kg chicken thighs/drumsticks (keep the bones on if you can and try to avoid chicken breast)

3 tsp greek yoghurt

3 tsp ground almonds mixed with 2 tsp greek yoghurt and 1 tsp water

1 tsp salt

Pepper to season

Chopped coriander (to garnish)

Method Get a wide pan on a high heat and drop in the whole spices in some vegetable oil until they sizzle, turn down the heat a bit and then fry the onions. Stir occasionally for 15 mins – you want them to be nicely caramelised to add sweetness to the dish. Adding some salt at this stage helps as it draws out the water. Add in the garlic and ginger and stir for another five minutes. Mix in all the other spices apart from the garam masala, and then add the chicken, sealing on all sides. Add in the yoghurt and a little water and leave covered to cook for 20 minutes. Finally, add in the almond paste and salt, and mix in the garam masala. Garnish with coriander.

Clunch Review: Christ Church

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Okay Christ Church, we get it. You’re big, you’re old, you’re rich. You’ve got a nice little hat as your emblem. Tom Quad is quite pretty, even if your taste in picture galleries is questionable. But six pounds for guest lunch. Seriously? I literally can’t believe that somewhere that must still be rolling in the dollar from appearing as Hogwarts has to charge so much. I mean, thousands of tourists pay you money just to gawp at your stairs. Surely you could at least subsidise the food a little? Or at least give me a little bit more food as an honoured guest trekking down from north Oxford. Next time, indeed if I ever return, you’ll have to claw the change from my cold dead hands before I hand over six pounds of my hard-earned student finance for what was presented to me.

Lunch was, in essence, glorified brunch. And a poor one at that. Essentially, for six pounds I had the choice of slightly fancier beans and sausage or pasta, neither of which I’m a huge fan of. If I’d have wanted mediocre croquettes, I’d reached for the freezer draw. Reeling in shock still after my daylight robbery, I pause to consider the dishes’ flavour. It didn’t take very long, for there was none. Carbs with a undertone of carbs and a hint of tomato sauce was all I got after a few mouthfuls of careful chewing. Looking around Christ Church’s vast dining hall, I see about 20 people in the whole hour I’m there.

I’m told most people don’t come to hall at lunch, and after sampling what it has to offer I don’t wonder why. Even the toffee sponge is tainted. Although light and fluffy, it’s smothered in enough painfully sweet sauce I feel my teeth decaying with every mouthful and my dentist rubbing her hands with glee somewhere back in Leeds. As I chew the final mouthfuls of the lunch I’d have sent back if I’d had paid six pounds for it anywhere else, I look around the hall. I mean, it is very pretty. We’re sitting in front of a lit fi re, and with the crisp day outside, it’s all very Hogwarts pre-Yule Ball-esque. But even if I was Harry Potter with an endless supply of golden galleons in the bank, I still wouldn’t pay for a Christ Church lunch.

Restaurant Review: Gee’s

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You can’t get much more North Oxford than Gee’s. The exterior is almost sickeningly tasteful – its jaunty glass pyramid and fussy railings play the fun-loving seaside pavilion to the austerely inland Victorian mansions either side in a high-budget architectural period drama. Its interior appears to be constructed from a messy caricature of an eccentric Oxford don: an outsize greenhouse dotted with fl ora haphazardly crammed into miscellaneous pots, chipped Mediterranean tiles strewn in an amateurish fashion across the fl oor – it’s a room that listens to Gardeners’ Question Time on Sunday afternoon and goes on wine tours to La Rioja in the vac. Worse, it wants to be looked at this way, its twinkly lights the glint of an eye that says, “Go on – deconstruct me. Hate me, hate how clever I am; but wait till you taste the Moscatel.”

There’s clearly a smart manager orchestrating this performance, and it’s soon apparent that this isn’t just art for art’s sake. The waiting staff have clearly been drilled in How to Sell, pushing starters and specials so forcefully that ordering food becomes something of a haggling match, reminding my date of her trip to Marrakesh.

But if you can get past the self-referential pretension and the haggling, and if you’re prepared for the just-this-once price (expect to come out £30-40 lighter), it really is very lovely. After a powerful but still delicately botanical Negroni, I stop analysing – to the relief of my date – and the chilli almonds we order to start are gorgeous: sweet, sticky yet light, roasted to an earthy crunch backed up by a slowly radiating, fireside glow of heat. If anything, they make us hungrier, and by the time our mains arrived I’d been seduced (the room chuckles softly at this.) My guinea fowl – crisp and herbal on the outside, tender on the inside, with a confi dent hint of pink – is the best I’ve tasted, offset perfectly by delicate and floral baby artichokes and a surprisingly subtle aioli. The sweet potato and oregano risotto is beautifully creamy but with a depth of texture and flavour; sweet potato can be overpoweringly sweet, but this is savoury, complex and addictive.

Mercifully, there was more than enough food, and dessert (semi-forcibly thrust upon us) is somewhat redundant. Here, the authentic Anglo-Mediterranean façade slips a little – this chocolate tart is like any other chocolate tart, and the pistachio ice cream doesn’t have the depth of flavour I expect. But by this point, the greenhouse effect has fully taken hold, my critical faculties are receding and I’m sold (admittedly quite aggressively, by the waitress) on Gee’s. The room twinkles, knowingly. 

The Cherwell Encyclical: HT 6th Week

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The European Union goes by many names, Farage’s unfortunate employer, Angela Merkel’s clique, Boris’ broken band to name but a few. If you are someone who stumbles across the news now and again, the topic has been unfortunately hard to ignore this week. As world leaders have come out in favour of Britain remaining in the EU, Farage was itching to tell the press that it is only “big banks, big business, big government all scratching each other’s backs”.
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It has been a great week in the House of Commons with some top quality performances from the in house stand up comedian, Dave. The highlight was undoubtably when the mum jokes came to the fore, but Cameron’s cronies provided equally exuberant heckling to a variety of speakers. Boris came under verbal fire for having his shirt untucked, and although it is good to see that they care so much about maintaining each other’s image, one might say that they are rather missing the point.
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No one really likes having to focus on two things at once so, unsurprisingly, the junior doctors contract appears to have fallen ill. As another victim of the Guardian’s primary-school-level attention span, one wonders why the doctors haven’t just packed up and left. The contract itself has reportedly been spotted waiting in a queue for A&E, which means we are unlikely to hear about for a long while.

Town knocks out Gown at the Union

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On Wednesday evening, the Oxford Union played host to Oxford Amateur Boxing Club’s annual event: Town v Gown. Although the presence of a bright blue boxing ring inside the Union’s chamber was a somewhat incongruous sight, it was a fantastic venue with a great atmosphere provided by the strong crowd who turned out in force.

The atmosphere was very combative. Spotlights focused on the ring drew the crowd’s attention; loud music designed to pump up both the crowd and the competitors blared out in between bouts; and of course, the gathered spectators provided plenty of their own noise, shouting, clapping, and stomping their feet to cheer on their favourite competitors.

Boxers are paired by weight class to ensure a fair fight. The winner is generally decided by who has the most points at the end of the three rounds. Points are scored for clean hits to the head or body of the opponent. The night consisted of 12 bouts: many pitted a member of OUABC against a boxer from an outside club, whilst others involved two Oxford fighters. Each bout lasts only three minutes, but the sheer intensity of the athletes makes each round seem like much longer, with one Bristol boxer admitting, “Endurance is really important in earning victory.”

The first bout was between two Oxford women boxers: Maria Lazarova and Laura Asserladscheider-Jonas. Lazarova took the upper hand from the start, showing great aggression and scoring several strong hits early on. A-Jonas fought back well, though, with a series of nimble jabs. It was the marginally superior speed of Lazarova and a longer reach that gave her the edge, scoring a series of thundering blows to the head. Despite the match being momentarily paused twice for blood injuries, A-Jonas showed a great deal of determination to keep up the intensity, but in the end it was Lazarova who secured the victory.

After the match, Cherwell caught up with A-Jonas and asked her a few questions. She only seriously started boxing this year: what attracted her to the sport?

“Everything. The discipline, and once you’re in the ring there’s nothing else. Everything disappears. The only thing you hear is the voice of your coach.” This was Laura’s first proper bout outside training and I asked what it felt like to be fighting a teammate. “Well, she has a lot more experience so I knew it was going to be tough, but I was looking forward to it as she would make an excellent training partner.” The third bout was the first clash between Town and Gown, with Theo Cox representing OUABC. The intensity was high from the off and really got the crowd going, with fierce support for both sides. After a tight first round, Igral, the Town boxer, gained the advantage in the second, at one point flooring Cox with a powerful series of blows, finishing with an uppercut and sending the crowd wild. Cox recovered very quickly and fought back strongly at the start of the third round, showing great aggression. However, it was Igral who dominated by the end and the split decision by the judges was in his favour.

The penultimate bout was perhaps the highlight of the evening due to its sheer energy and intensity. It was between two Oxford boxersand both went for it straight from the off. The first round in particular was a real spectacle to watch. The punches were fast and brutal; under the lights it was easy to see, even as a spectator, the welts and bruises rising on their arms as well as the sweat. Several times boxers had their lips split and noses struck hard enough to draw blood. The fighters were undeterred, however, and remained in the ring. This continued into the third round, when Uma strung together a series of powerful uppercuts, but Viner responded well. Both were taking and scoring hits at this stage and it was anyone’s guess who was leading, but in the end Viner clinched the victory.

The final bout was between the OUABC Men’s captain Matt McFahn and a fighter from Emerald Boxing Club. In contrast to the last one, both fighters seemed more calm and composed, although the intensity and aggression was still high. Here, we had a more technical and strategic match, as both boxers dodged and weaved between their opponents’ punches, looking to counter when the other’s guard was down. Emerald Boxing Club’s fighter made a strong impression at the start of the third, pressing Matt back on the ropes through his aggressive style. However, it was OUABC’s Men’s Captain’s finesse and flair that won him victory, in a fantastic final bout.

The University won several matches over their town counterparts; however, the score ultimately fell in favor of the town, 4-2.

Despite a few somewhat dubious rulings, the strength and skill displayed by OUABC was stellar, and they defended the University’s place in the city most nobly.

Rewind: Innocence of Muslims

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International schools are beautiful on a superficial level. A teacher profoundly described mine in Switzerland as a “highly privileged facet of humanity”. One of our ‘sister’ schools was in Tunisia; a nation unlike others in and around the Arabian Peninsula in that it actually held democratic elections while emerging from the dust cloud of the Arab Spring. Yet there was very little beauty here.

In September 2012, extremist Islamic rioters led an attack on the US embassy opposite the school and on the school itself, filling the former with bullet-holes and burning the latter to the ground. The widely reported cause of the attack was the release of a film: Innocence of Muslims.

The release of the film in 2012 brought death threats upon the cast and crew, and was deemed to have incited yet more ultraconservative Muslim rioting. Cue the broken record of stereotype: ‘impulsive, dogmatic, religious’. What we seem to forget is that (unexercised) death threats are thrown around in frustration all the time by the most hapless of keyboard warriors, no matter their religious persuasion. The echo chamber that is today’s media landscape associates those particular threats with the violence that follows, thus making the film appear responsible. Replace ‘film’ with ‘cartoon’ in the previous sentence and you’re left with the same process of rationalisation that was assigned to the 2015 Charlie Hebdo shooting – not much has changed.

The hardest but most vital question in journalism is ‘why’. Rationale provides readers with closure; it leaves them full. Yet sometimes as readers all we really get is fast food – food with no desirable nutrition, not real information. The question of ‘why’ is answered by ascribing to it a particular scapegoat; something that echoes what the reader already thinks. It faces no cognitive opposition, so they gobble it up. Like a greasy six-pack of chicken nuggets.

I won’t deny the potential power of cinema. But political protest will never erupt simply from the release of a film. An entire historical narrative of social and political upheaval, intermingled with the frustrations faced by fundamentalist Islam cannot instead be expressed as ‘they got angry about a film’. On this day in 2014, the actors starring in the film brought YouTube to court and asked them to remove it. The fi lm is not only a culturally misrepresentative 14-minute piece of Islamophobic propaganda, but an awfully produced piece of ‘cinema’. Yet it did not start a riot; it was a drop in the ocean. We must give even those who burn down a school more credit.

Rare books need to be read

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The Bodleian’s recent reader experience survey will, I’m sure, rightly return the praise that Oxford’s library staff deserves. But beyond your uninspiring and vandalised textbooks, your college’s library will also hold far more interesting – and far older – books and manuscripts, locked away behind that door you’ve never entered. As President of the Oxford University Society of Bibliophiles, my purpose is to unlock those doors and give students access to view and handle books that you will, almost certainly, never get a chance to see again.

Oxford must be a contender, if not the record holder, for the densest concentration of rare books and manuscripts in the world. These works are treasures in the heritage of mankind. Moreover, they are also crucial components both of the history of your college and of the University. For the most part, the books your college forebears used half a millennium ago are still sitting there.

And yet, most students will go through their undergraduate studies without ever entering their college’s old library. Often restricted to fellows and researchers, these libraries can feel like, and often are, no-go areas for undergraduates. There are valid reasons for this – rare books and manuscripts have to be viewed with extreme care, and generally under supervision. They can’t just be taken off the shelves and flicked through. But if they are not looked at, they are dead. The Bodleian reader survey will give credit to the superb service that the libraries provide for day-to-day work. But whilst the doors to Oxford’s inheritance remain closed, that heritage is wasted. Better access to the historic collections of their colleges can be gained by undergraduates.

Firstly, encourage the librarians to open your college’s old library for visits from time to time (if they do not do so already.) They will generally be happy to display some of the key items and give talks on the history of the collection.

Secondly, know what there is. In general the key parts of the collections will be on the college website and on SOLO; where they could be relevant to your course or your interests, ask to use them.

Colleges themselves should also encourage students (with grants, if need be) to conduct their undergraduate theses on the College’s collections.

Finally, students themselves should do more to work with, and help, their old libraries. Every college old library is underfunded to varying extents, and will have countless books and manuscripts that need restoration. Rebinding a book can cost hundreds of pounds, fully repairing it thousands. But once done, it will be in a readable condition for centuries. Every JCR has charitable functions where they raise money.

Reallocating some of that money to aid rare book restoration and to help preserve your college’s heritage is a noble cause, and one that will, almost certainly, be rewarded through a greater willingness by the college librarians to make these collections available.

The libraries belong to the past, and to the present, and to the future. Students can work to make available, and to preserve, this inheritance.