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Twenty-seven years on from The Satanic Verses: Can works of fiction be political?

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On the 16th May, the man who stabbed author Salman Rushdie following a literary event in 2022 was sentenced to 25 years in prison. Almost three years after the assassination attempt on Salman Rushdie, it feels there are two predominant approaches to reading The Satanic Verses: getting lost in its immense creative energy, or keeping at a remove, with its political implications in mind. 

The response to Rushdie’s novel has been nothing short of extraordinary. On the one hand, it won the Whitbread Novel Award and was shortlisted for the Booker Prize in 1988. On the other, Ayatollah Khomeini issued a fatwa (a ruling by an Islamic authority) against the author, following bans in seven countries in 1989. In Rushdie’s case, this was an order for execution against a bounty of $3 million. And as already alluded to, Rushdie was eventually attacked (and ultimately lost his right eye) during a talk at the Chautauqua Institution.

Alongside works such as Toni Morrison’s The Bluest Eye and Beloved, The Satanic Verses is a cornerstone example in knotty issues like the banning of books, freedom of expression, and postcolonial theory. However, Rushdie’s novel goes beyond the boundaries we are used to: the author (or his novel – it is difficult to pin down) became indirectly embedded in British-Irani diplomacy for ten consecutive years following the 1989 fatwa. A consideration of this political background reveals the interpretive grey areas that fictive literature inhabits. 

The Satanic Verses details the paths of actor Gibreel Farishta and voice-actor Saladdin Chamcha from India all the way to Britain. This journey, however, is anything but smooth: their flight, Bostan 420, gets hijacked and blown up above the English Channel. The two, however, do not fall to their death – they are instead rebirthed. Gibreel’s nights become riddled with dreams of Jahilia, an imaginary realm in an unspecified desert, where he becomes Allah’s Messenger to prophet Mahound. Simultaneously, Saladdin metamorphoses into a goat while his English wife has an affair with someone new. 

The title is a reference to Qur’anic passages in which Muhammad appears to venerate three pagan goddesses, which sits uneasily with Islamic monotheism, and so has, controversially, been represented by scholars in the past as the product of Satanic suggestion. This title, along with the Jahilian passages (where allusions to Satanic suggestion are played out), were the main elements triggering the fatwa.

Despite the sheer wonder of the novel, it is difficult to ignore its political and religious voice. Its dazzling passages also serve as areas of contestation about the roles of the author, of governments, and of religious authorities. Lots of commentators, like Brend Kaussler in his piece ‘British-Iranian Relations, “The Satanic Verses” and the Fatwa: A Case of Two-Level Game Diplomacy’, have discussed the political potential of fictional works. In approaching these connections, however, we must ask ourselves: how far should literature be allowed to infiltrate and influence global politics?

A core conflict surrounding The Satanic Verses lay between religious orthodoxy (the Irani perspective) and freedom of speech as a human right (the British perspective). This is not to reinforce a binary of the West and the Middle East: especially in the late eighties, when a mere handful of people (mainly men) were making decisions over the novel, it is self-explanatory that they were and are not representative of their respective nations.

Immediate responses to the fatwa included keeping Rushdie under police protection, delaying the establishment of the British Embassy in Tehran, the official breakdown of Iranian-British relations in March 1989, and eventually the taking of hostages in Lebanon and Tehran. Though neither the hostage crisis, nor its resolution, are closely related to the text itself, the book worsened the hostility between the negotiating parties, hindering the initial bilateral efforts to establish and sustain British-Iranian relations. In this context, Penguin Books did not go ahead with the publication of The Satanic Verses paperback – a clear sign that literature could and had taken on political resonance. We may view the publication, then the fatwa, the mistrust, the conflicts, and the conspiracies as a sequence of domino effects––but where does it end? Was this politicisation Rushdie’s intention?

We must return to the book itself. The plot is interspersed with sinister magical realism; Jahilia is fragmented by religious conflict that Gibreel cannot resolve and neither can he navigate his relationship with Alleluja Cone or the bustling capital of England. Saladdin experiences the physical manifestation of hyperbolic racial stereotypes in his metamorphosis and struggles to resolve the tension with his Indian roots and aspirations in London.

Preceding the first two pages of the novel (famously the only bit of the novel actually read by Rushdie’s assailant), we are faced with a title that immediately centres the incident of the Satanic Verses. And Rushdie alludes to it again in a scene in which he weaves Mahound (a prophet), Gibreel (the protagonist and God’s Messenger), and the narrator together as they wrestle. The resulting confusion prompts Mahound’s belief  that “it was the devil’’ who dictated his last message to his community, in which he expanded their religion to polytheism. In light of the title, the narrator’s voice seems to match up with Satan, and Mahound with Muhammad. The implication is one that deeply disturbed Islamic orthodoxy. 

Straightforward allusion is however uncharacteristic of Rushdie. The whole “Mahound” section interrogates authority, translation, poetic and political expression, and obfuscates the narratorial persona. The “I” of the passage is elusive, intrusive, cynical – at several points it does not match up with the Satan-figure of the Qu’ran. Instead, Rushdie seems to be questioning the validity of an omniscient interpreter, narrator and distributor when it comes to story-telling.  It is unclear from recontextualisation, then, whether the conclusion drawn by Ayatollah Khomeini was indeed Rushdie’s message; here literary criticism assumes political ramification.

The Satanic Verses layers its theological discourse with a magical realist depiction of diasporic experiences in the UK, quite separate from theology. For instance, one of the protagonists, Saladdin Chamcha, metamorphoses into a goat shortly after touching the shores of England, and is detained by police for illegal immigration. In captivity, Saladdin’s conversation with a fellow prisoner discusses mechanisms by which the white supremacist British depictions misconstrue immigrant and diasporic identities. 

Rushdie’s hybrid narrative of religion, migration, and the struggles of cultural assimilation involves more than theological debates on unorthodoxy. Nevertheless, diplomatic tensions strongly centred around the latter, masking, unfortunately, the psychological aspect and cultural critique. Some responses to the novel destabilise the text to an extent where it becomes barely recognisable. The layered narrative investigates several aspects of the human condition, aside from the Jahilian reimagination of the Satanic verses incident in the Qu’ran, and it is in those moments that his craft shines through, where readers lament that his creativity was (and sometimes still is) overshadowed by diplomacy, the Defence Committee and book bans in several countries. 
The Satanic Verses may challenge aspects of religion, but this is by no means reserved for Islam alone, and the diplomatic responses have blown textual implication out of proportion. However, with this novel, as with many, it difficult to just stop analysis and interpretation. Fiction is ultimately inextricable from the political context in which it is conceived and interpreted. Perhaps that is why tensions around the book have never ended; neither will the conversations, after all.

by Ivett Berenyi

Roots and rhythm: The living legacy of Dot’s Funk Odyssey

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The first thing I am struck by as the members of Dot’s Funk Odyssey settle into a loose circle on the grass of one of Balliol College’s quads, sunlight filtering through the spring canopy, is a feeling of welcoming. There’s an easy warmth in the air that goes beyond the blue sky and sunshine – a settled kind of closeness, built over time and countless rehearsals.

Ben, drummer and musical director, flashes a warm grin. Maisie, trumpeter, band wrangler, and chaos coordinator, moves between jokes and quiet check-ins with the easy confidence of someone who knows exactly how things run. Phoebe, one of the vocalists, sits cross-legged and glowing. Erin, trombonist and unofficial holder of the band’s ‘golden retriever energy’ title, leans back into the light. Tom, new on guitar this year, already has his sunglasses on and is cracking jokes with Patra, a vocalist basking in the sunniest spot.

Image credit: Aury Mosseri

Being part of a resident band in Oxford is not like joining your average student society. DFO, born from Wadham College’s Wadstock dreams and now a fixture of Oxford nightlife and ball culture, is something inherited. “It’s not just a band,” says Phoebe. “It’s something bigger. A family, really.”

Maisie nods: “It’s emotional. You’re contributing to something that doesn’t need to be your personal brand – it’s a legacy.” That legacy echoed at the 20th birthday celebration, when dozens of alumni flooded back to the stage, some flying in from as far as Tennessee. “There was this incredible sense,” Ben reflects, “that we’re not just the 2025 DFO. We’re DFO. Full stop.”

And like any family, there’s a lineage: whispered stories of DFO priests, honorary cousins, DF-mums, and DF-kids. Erin, in her third year in the band, laughs: “We literally made a family tree once. We just put ‘DF-’ in front of everything.”

There’s music, of course – funk grooves that wrap around jazz progressions, silky soul vocals, and horn sections that make you dance even if you meant to be serious. Behind the setlists and soundchecks, however, lies something even deeper: joy. The band doesn’t take any of their pay home, because they choose to spend the money instead on big meals after gigs, summer festivals together, and better kit. “You’re not doing it for money,” Maisie says. “You’re doing it because you love it, and because you love each other.”

Phoebe lights up at this. “It’s like a sleepover every summer. It’s a big holiday. Honestly, it’s the thing that’s kept me sane through Oxford.”

The gigs, too, are memory machines. They reminisce on gigs in Jesus College’s bar, soaked in nerves and neon. They reflect on Wadstock, too, with thousands of students singing back their set like a gospel choir of indie kids. “It’s wild,” Ben recalls. “You’re used to regular shows – and then you hit that first chord, and the crowd just erupts. That sound. I’ll never forget it.”

Image credit: Maya Rybin

Beyond the music, the band has become a school of living. “I’ve learnt more management and people skills from this band than I have from my degree,” says Maisie, grinning. As musical director, Ben has honed the delicate art of feedback: “It’s so easy to say the wrong thing to someone. Musicianship is personal. You learn when to push and when to just stop.”

Phoebe adds: “You can read books, practise alone, but there’s nothing like communicating through music – with your eyes, your timing, your instrument. It’s the best education there is.”

Each new member brings their musical world with them: Ezra Collective here, trap beats there, a polka arrangement of ‘Bad Romance’ lurking somewhere in Maisie’s files. The setlists are as democratic as they are joyful – equal parts crowd-pleasers and surprises, tailored to whether it’s a ticketed gig or a May Ball marathon.

“We’re friends first, bandmates after”. That’s how Ben puts it, and the others all murmur in agreement. “Honestly,” Tom chimes in, “this has made my Oxford life. Like, this is it for me.”

Erin nods: “I want to come back for the 50th. The 100th. Freeze my brain if you have to. Just wake me up in time.”

Everyone laughs, but there’s a seriousness underneath it. “If I came back in seven years and everyone in DFO looked miserable,” Erin says, “I’d be like – we messed up.”

They won’t mess up, because they know what the secret is. They say it again and again, like a mantra passed from generation to generation of DFO: have fun. Enjoy each other and make music like it matters – because it does. 

As the shadows grow long on the grass, the band begins to scatter. There’s a Balliol Ball to prepare for, a European tour to dream about, and new members to find. The music doesn’t end, though. It hums under their words, sways in their movement, curls around their memories. Somewhere out there, a first-year is tuning their trumpet. Somewhere else, an alum is playing a gig in London, or Vienna, or Barcelona, remembering a joke from Wadstock 2019.

Dot’s Funk Odyssey doesn’t belong to one person, one year, or even one genre. It’s what happens when talent, friendship, and absurd levels of joy find their groove – and never stop dancing.

Metal becomes mainstream: Sleep Token breaks through

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Metal is a genre that is certainly out of fashion. Gone are the days of long, flowy Metallica-esque hairstyles, studded gloves, and all too revealing skin-tight leather trousers. For the most part, teenagers no longer dream of shredding on stage and have lost their propensity for all things loud. Bands like Metallica, Megadeth, Iron Maiden, and Pantera once dominated rock. Now, they have slipped out of the limelight and been replaced by a new wave of pop, soft rock, and indie music. However, there is a change on the horizon. 

Enter Sleep Token: a modern metal band that is fiercely breaking on to the mainstream music scene. The band’s new album Even In Arcadia sits comfortably in the No. 1 spot on Billboard’s ‘Billboard 200’ chart, as well as on the Official Charts top 100 list (as of the week of 24th May, 2025). The question is, how has a band like Sleep Token achieved such a feat? Is it a stroke of luck? Or is it the start of a new musical trend?

Sleep Token is an anonymous British progressive/alternative rock band that formed in 2016. Since then the band has released four full-length studio albums starting with Sundowning (2019), followed by This Place Will Become Your Tomb (2021) and Take Me Back to Eden (2023), with the most recent installment being Even In Arcadia (2025).

These previous albums did enjoy considerable success, particularly with Take Me Back to Eden that peaked at No. 16 in the ‘Billboard 200’. However, the instant acclaim of Even In Arcadia was unmatched by the band’s prior records. More specifically, the band’s song ‘Caramel’ gained considerable traction upon its release, with it winning a spot as No. 34 in the charts at its peak.

But why is this so interesting? Well, to answer that we need only to look at the music that surrounds Sleep Token on the charts. A cursory glance is all it takes to see that Sleep Token’s heavy sound is one of a kind in the mainstream; Even In Arcadia’s closest competition is perhaps Kali Uchis’ Sincerely, or SZA’s SOS, or even Sabrina Carpenter’s Short n’ Sweet. Essentially, Even In Arcadia sticks out like a sore thumb in comparison to the current trends.

But how has Sleep Token achieved success in an age where metal is not mainstream? One could argue that Sleep Token is a prime example of the circular nature of trends: metal went out of fashion, and now it is coming back into fashion. Additionally, some could say that their newfound prominence is a mere quirk of fate, or perhaps the result of a gimmick in the form of the band’s dramatic attire and anonymity.

But, I don’t believe this is the case. Sleep Token offers a profoundly different sound to the current popular artists around the world. But perhaps what is more important is how they compare to metal bands of the past and how they appeal to listeners across the globe.

Sleep Token maintains many traits of the metal bands of the past with their dropped tuning, intense and technically precise drumming, and scream vocals. Yet they also bring a nuance to the genre through their softer melodies and more touching lyrics. Where bands like Metallica and Pantera often sing about aggression and violence, Sleep Token have a different lyrical focus. They raise questions of love, yearning, devotion, and introspection that create a more poetic and earnest connection with listeners. Essentially, Sleep Token aren’t afraid to break the mould and diverge from what is expected of the metal genre.

The lyrics and vocals of the lead singer, allusively named Vessel, in songs like ‘Missing limbs’ and ‘Damocles’ play a key part in this. Additionally, the unique style of the band’s drummer, II (the other band members are similarly named III and IV) make the band distinct. In a rare interview with Drumeo, II gave the world some insight into his drumming style, commenting, ​​“I’ve always personally taken a lot of inspiration from the UK dance music scene.” He added that he draws a lot of influence from “linear style gospel” when asked about his creative inspiration.

With this unique and mesmerising style, the band are providing fully fledged metalheads with a new and interesting sound that differs from classical metal. Meanwhile they simultaneously provide fans of other styles, such as indie or even pop, an accessible route into the world of metal.

However, whether metal as a whole is on the rise is a different matter. Sleep Token are having an amazing effect on the genre by popularising it and positively contributing to the state of current music considerably by diversifying the scope of what popular music can be. Also, it is undeniable that mainstream music is leaning towards a slightly more rock orientated state; bands like Fontaines DC and Wunderhorse have gained a large following in recent years, and bands like Polyphia and Bring Me The Horizon have maintained a large following for many years. Nevertheless, it is hard to look at the current charts and conclude that metal specifically is on a widespread rise.

So, unless bands in a similar vein to Sleep Token defy all odds and take the charts by storm, maybe it’s best to keep the leather jackets and combat boots in the wardrobe, and to stick to a short back and sides for the time being.

Oxford ice cream shops: sugar, ice, and everything nice?

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Now that it is officially June and most of us are leaving exams for the blissful 2 hours of sun that Oxford gives us, we can see nothing but people gathering for ice cream in the warm weather. If you’re wondering where is worth to try and where isn’t, here’s a guide to the large number of ice cream places in Oxford!

George and Danver’s

Honestly, we all expected this to be first – it’s an Oxford institution for a reason, right? I think the reason why G+D’s stands the testament of time really banks on their unique  flavours. G and Danver’s has such a nice spread of flavours, ranging from more classic (biscoff, honeycomb, or cheesecake) to weirder (blueberry, strawberry lemonade, rose pistachio), and almost all of them taste delicious. The few flavours that I didn’t want to at least sample were alcoholic ones, like lime daiquiri, which I’m sure the resident finalists will love. With the option of having your ice cream in sundae, affogato, or with hot chocolate, there will always be something for you!

George and Delila’s

Yes, there is a difference! Unlike its sister location on St. Aldate’s, the flavors here tend to be a bit more boring, but still quite nice. The general lack of seating (one floor instead of two at G and Danver’s) is what makes it second place. I will always order mango sorbet (and it is almost always there when I go!) to brighten up my day. 

Swoon

Swoon is in third solely because of its pistachio gelato, which is absolutely perfect: not too sweet, not too nutty, and absolutely delicious. The tiramisu ice cream also is delicious, with just a slight aftertaste of coffee. As a mint fan, the mint straciatella makes me so happy – the mint is strong!

iScream Gelateria

This place in the Covered Market also has 10% off, but the free wafer always makes me happy! Unlike Swoon, we can get two flavors in the small cup, which bodes well for the indecisive – my normal order is a mix between the straciatella and the lemon sorbet, but I once had black sesame gelato and cried of happiness, it was so good. #bringbackblacksesame

Najar’s

Honestly, not bad! It’s just a basic Mr. Whippy ice cream, but sometimes you just want a bit of soft serve. This is the ice cream that goes in their milkshakes, though,  and I would take the Najar’s strawberry milkshake over an ice cream cone (and any other milkshake flavor) any day.

Italiamo

Nothing particularly wrong with this one, but perhaps the prices could be a bit nicer… I like the lemon sorbet here as well, it’s not too tart but not bland. 

Love Coffee Cafe

Love Coffee just has ice cream on their cart outside, which has tempted me a few times. The vanilla ice cream goes well with their waffles, but otherwise, I feel that I would’ve rather gone to G and Ds just because of the variety in flavours. Definitely make a visit for their pastries and cakes, though!

Honourable mention: Endorphins

Not an ice cream place, but a bingsoo place, Endorphins has a nice range of Asian-inspired flavors such as their Thai iced tea, with tapioca balls, whipped cream, and a giant pile of bingsoo. The price may be a turnoff for many people, but if you split it between two people, it’s just £5.50, which feels more reasonable for an extra special treat or a date. 

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Summer Eights final day: Live updates

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18:48 – Apologies to loyal Cherwell readers, phone service was a persistent issue throughout the day (all updates relied on my awkward set-up of hot spotting my laptop from my phone). As such, I’ll summarise some of the key moments in what was an absolutely insane final day of racing.

To begin with the supposedly INFALLIBLE Oriel crew with not one but two Olympic medallists were toppled by Wolfson yesterday! After they got the better jump yesterday, there were signs that the Oriel crew weren’t necessarily guaranteed headship, but I don’t think anyone would have predicted that Wolfson would take it off them today.

The Women’s Division I headship also changed hands in slightly less unthinkable fashion, as it was heartbreak for Wadham who had rowed beautifully all week, but were no match for a Pembroke crew hungry for headship after summiting those heights at Torpids. In the end, both crews who achieved headship followed up on doing so at Torpids.

On top of the blades and spoons already mentioned in the period of time before my phone’s little heart gave out, blades were achieved by: Somerville W1 (making it a remarkably impressive 3/3 women’s crews achieving blades for Somerville), Linacre W1, Univ M2, Hilda’s M1, Keble W2, Reuben M1 and W1, Somerville W2, Merton W2 and Exeter W2.

In order to move up, some crews have to move down… so commiserations to Christ Church W1, Teddy W1, Anne’s W1, Catz W1, Trinity W1, and Corpus M1 and W1.

14:29 – Suggested that Wadham have bumped Oriel!

14:27 – Worcester gaining ground on Green Templeton early.

14:26 – 1 minute gun fired.

14:20 – Worcester awarded a technical row over for their Men’s Division V race, and Women’s Division IV should hopefully be starting on time.

14:07 – Delays in that race mean that Women’s Division IV will be starting 10 minutes later at 14:25.

14:02 – Wolfson are steaming towards Lincoln, but the latter seem to gotten away. Green Templeton went down to seven rowers, but with a gap carved out behind them by Teddy bumping New, they’re safe from New. Those gaps do mean that Univ have bumped Jesus to inflict spoons upon them, and at the front of the race, Exeter bumped Magdalen to become the sandwich boat for Division IV.

13:59 – New concede to Teddy! So not only do they get their blades, but they also match the +11 record for most positions gained in one Summer Eights! Catz also concede, leaving them as a spoonful crew.

13:58 – Men’s Division V is finally off to a start, and Teddy are already gaining on New.

13:50 – 1 minute gun.

13:40 – 5 minute gun for Men’s Division V. For blades watch, we have Green Templeton and the Teddy Hall boat that’s eyeing up the position gain record. To get it outright, they’ll have to hope that New can bump the strong GTC crew, but if in doubt, they’ll want to bump the former to tie it. On spoons watch, Magdalen, Catz and Jesus are all at risk. Catz will be hoping they don’t get what might be the first of three spoons for the college today if they can’t consolidate in their M1 and W1.

13:28 – From the other gaps, we can also only assume that Somerville bump Hugh’s for their blades, Merton bumped Regent’s to do the same, and Exeter bump Jesus to also get blades, leaving Jesus with spoons.

13:26 – Balliol are the last crew through, which means that they avoid spoons, and Peter’s must have been bumped by Queen’s behind them.

13:25 – Wolfson ending strong. There’s no pressure behind them, but still looking comfortable ahead of their effort at Division IV later.

13:23 – New are first through the gut.

13:22 – Finally underway, and Hertford make a beeline for the trees! Teddy Hall get them as a result.

13:18 – River is now clear, and as a result the 1 minute gun fires.

13:16 – No word on the start yet, still some traffic present near the end of boathouse island though.

13:10 – 5 minute gun for Women’s Division V. Somerville, Exeter and Merton are all eyeing up blades, while Jesus and Balliol are the ones at risk of spoons.

12:52 – Correction: Balliol banked early, which means that even though they have bumped, New think they’re still racing and Anthony’s are chasing them like they still are!

12:49 – They’re followed by Anthony’s which would imply New have bumped Balliol back after losing that position yesterday. Big gap to the sandwich boat Exeter behind, so that may be it for this race.

12:49 – Next out of the gap is John’s, which implies that Hilda’s have bumped Linacre. Univ follow them, which means Pembroke bump Oriel M4 for their blades and Oriel’s spoons.

12:47 – Mansfield get Oriel M3! Hugh’s the first crew out of the gut.

12:46 – We’re off!

12:45 – 1 minute gun.

12:40 – 5 minute gun for Men’s Division VI fires on time.

12:38 – Now some boats called over for penalty bump consideration from Men’s Division VII: it looks like Brasenose might not be off the hook after all.

12:32 – Mixed in the announcement of the results included a Catz bump on Mansfield, as well as a penalty bump consideration – representatives from multiple colleges have been called so sit tight on that one to be resolved later…

12:23 – Tight between Univ and LMH at the end, but both look fairly evenly matched and eventually row over.

12:20 – Anne’s footing the division now that Wadham have bumped, they’ve lost their lead on Peter’s, but will get a boost from their boathouse right by the end.

12:19 – Anthony’s concede to Wolfson! Unfortunately for them, that means they take home the first set of non-footship spoons of the day.

12:18 – Queen’s look clear out the gap, implying Hilda’s have bumped for their blades!

12:17 – Anne’s are closing on Peter’s early. Contact between Wadham and Oriel means that not only do they bump up, but secure blades!

12:16 – Underway, only a minute late.

12:15 – 1 minute gun fired now.

12:10 – 5 minute gun for Women’s Division VI, and there are two crews on for blades. Hilda’s will need to catch a reasonably strong Queen’s W2 to secure it, while Wadham W3 will be looking to catch Oriel W3 as sandwich boat to get theirs. Trinity, Anthony’s and Univ W3 are all hoping to escape spoons though so there’s still plenty at stake…

11:54 – That all but seals it. No more movement in the bottom three, and Exeter M4 are consigned to footship.

11:52 – Exeter M3 and Worcester M3 cruise through to the end. After John’s bump Queen’s, it’s just Hilda’s, Brasenose and Exeter M4 battling it out at the back of the division now.

11:49 – Wadham M3 get their bump, securing the first blades of the day for the college! W3 will be up again in the next race to make it 2/2.

11:48 – Wadham M3, on for blades, are closing in on Pembroke.

11:47 – Balliol bump Hertford for their blades, Lincoln concede to Anne’s!

11:47 – Anne’s closing on Lincoln early, Balliol M4 pressuring Hertford.

11:46 – Start gun has been fired for Men’s Division VII!

11:45 – 1 minute gun after marshalls have to get busy clearing the way.

11:40 – 5 minute gun for Men’s Division VII.

11:25 – The last few crews for Men’s Division VII are pushing off now. Just two sets of blades up for grabs in this division: Balliol M4 and Wadham M3. Still just the one set of spoons though, currently in the hands of Exeter at the footship.

11:23 – Big gap between John’s W3 and Hilda’s, which must mean Somerville W3 have bumped New W3 to secure the second set of blades today.

11:22 – Wadham cruise comfortably past joyous cheers from their own boathouse, while Pembroke’s form begins to break down in pursuit. Worcester behind are looking much stronger.

11:20 – Look’s like Queen’s have been bumped out of the gut, trading places back with Univ after bumping them yesterday. Hilda’s are also the last racing crew, which means Keble have escaped footship by bumping Reuben!

11:18 – Exeter concede to Jesus, and the latter secure the first blades of the day!

11:18 – John’s closing on Worcester for blades, Jesus close to Exeter for the same!

11:17 – Underway with the first race of the final day!

11:16 – 1 minute gun fired.

11:13 – Slight delay due to traffic, but the hope is that it won’t affect the start time.

11:10 – 5 minute gun for Women’s Division VII has been fired! In this race we have four crews on for blades: Somerville W3, John’s W3, Jesus W3 and Wadham W3 – although the latter will need to row over and bump up into Division VI to secure it. Just Keble are on for spoons if they can’t avoid footship.

9:50 – Plenty of narratives left to play out on the last day of Summer Eights 2025. After the conclusion of racing yesterday, a successful appeal from Christ Church M2 about their disqualification yesterday means that they were awarded a technical row over, and Wolfson M2’s penalty bump was rescinded. Unfortunately for Wolfson M2, that means that blades are off the cards for them this year, a shame after rowing so well for the first two days. They may well catch Christ Church today, but it won’t be enough. Otherwise, there are 28 crews on for blades across the divisions, and the same number staring down a spoon-shaped barrel. Finally, one of the biggest questions today will be Teddy Hall M3. A bump would see them tie the record for the most positions gained across one set of Summer Eights at +11, having gone +7 on day one, up to +8 on day two, and getting two scalps yesterday while moving up to Division V, putting them on +10 so far. Will they hope for an overbump to take the record for themselves? With a somewhat lacklustre New M3 in front of them, it may be a faint hope that they catch a Green Templeton crew in front that’s currently on for blades… At the top of both divisions, it’s going to be an incredibly interesting final day of racing, as Wadham W1 look to defend against a very strong Pembroke crew, and Oriel M1 finally felt a little bit of heat behind them from Wolfson yesterday.

Okay, diva! How this kaleidoscopic epithet has evolved

A heavenly goddess. A temperamental star. And now, anyone you like. The term “diva”, derived from the Latin for goddess, became, towards the end of the 19th century, the label given to acclaimed female opera singers, recognising and celebrating their God-given talents and powerful voices. It was a term of admiration and respect, reserved for a tiny number of adored stars.

However, in the 20th century there was a shift in the word’s connotations. The rise of cinema saw an increasing number of women starring in major screen roles while the development of marketing meant that models became household names. With more and more high-powered women in the public eye, their personalities began to be scrutinised more intensely than those of their male counterparts. Those deemed too assertive, capricious, or hard to please were dismissed as “divas”, a warning to anyone considering working with them or aspiring to meet them. 

Popular music too produced superstars of a whole new kind, many of whom have also been labelled divas. At points, the narcissistic behaviour of some stars is undeniable: Mariah Carey’s husband Nick Cannon revealed that Carey played a recording of her hit song “Fantasy” as she gave birth to twins, so that they would come out “not just to a Mariah Carey song” but “to a round of applause”. Yet what frustrates many women is that there is no equivalent term for men in showbiz who are demanding, self-obsessed, and difficult to work with.

It is for this reason that female celebrities, especially in music, set out to reclaim the term. Carey herself embraces the label, saying on Meghan Markle’s podcast that if someone calls her a diva, “[f]or me, they mean you’re a successful woman […] but also, […] a bitch.” Beyoncé, on her 2008 album I am… Sasha Fierce, proclaims in the song “Diva” that a “diva is a female version of a hustla”. By the 2010s, the term was generally received positively by those it referred to. Yet its previous negative connotations remained. Dolly Parton once told a reporter that, “I’m a working girl. I don’t make people bend over backwards, and I don’t like that in people. I’m definitely no diva.” Reclaiming such a term comes with difficulties: does transforming the word into a compliment excuse the rude, out-of-touch behaviour which can come with stardom? Or does it simply level the playing field with male stars, whose antisocial and entitled attitudes are not labelled in this way? 

Regardless of the complexities of the term’s usage, its definition has shifted once more. No longer restricted to a few superstars, it has entered the common parlance of Gen Z. The word is often used in undergraduate social spaces to refer affectionately to a friend, or even a total stranger. The phrase ‘Who is this diva?’, originating from a tweet by @abjortia in May 2023, has spread across internet communities since, and users online often caption photos of people or even objects with “this diva”. According to a survey by YouGov, over 62% of women identify positively with the term “diva”, and “#diva” has racked up 1.9 million videos on TikTok. It’s primarily used by women and the LGBTQ+ community, and, like terms such as “queen” and “slay”, it gained immense popularity within the drag community.

“Diva”, then, has progressed from the sublime to the everyday; from accolade, to insult, to term of endearment. And while it may not have been the reason for the word’s resurgence in modern parlance, it’s nonetheless nice to think that saying “Hey, diva!” to your friend when they walk into a room carries the significance not just of pop icons like Beyoncé and Whitney Houston, but also the goddess-like power of a star soprano. 

Notes from an ex-tortoise officer

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Amidst the high-pressure environment of Oxford, college tortoises have retained an enduring appeal as oases of calm, their quiet dignity a reassuring counterbalance to the duress of a deadline. My first-year Trinity was largely spent languishing in Wadham gardens, my laptop open in an empty gesture towards the work I was ignoring, while I watched the movements of Archibald (Archie) Manshella across the lawn.  

The college tortoise holds such a valued position within the community that the Wadham JCR constitution has endowed Archie with deciding power in the case of a tie (she always votes in favour of the motion because of her “radical desire for change”). Yet over the course of my tenure as Tortoise Officer, it became increasingly clear to me that Oxford is no place for the care of such a creature. Each individual college does not have the space, time, or concern to foster the right environment for a tortoise’s highly specific needs, nor – in the delegation of the entire role to a single first-year student on a temporary basis – can instruction be sufficiently imparted. Years of successive Tortoise Officers did not even realise that Archie was, in fact, a girl, until a revolutionary visit to the vets (although a transgender tortoise is, perhaps, rather on brand for Wadham). 

In the absence of adequate provisions for reptile care, Oxford’s tortoises appear to exist primarily as a gimmick, exploited by colleges as a draw point to broadcast their quirky appeal (an example of green-washing in a quite literal sense). The role of Tortoise Officer is almost invariably mentioned with a wry smile, the whimsical absurdity of the idea obfuscating the real-life ramifications of animal neglect. For most students, the tortoise is a non-entity, hibernating for the majority of the year, and only providing interest as an emblem of college pride at the Corpus Tortoise Fair, or as a cute cameo in a Trinity term photo dump.  

Archie’s poor health, the result of changeable weather and insufficient facilities available at Oxford, induced me to reconsider the ethical considerations for animal welfare involved in such a tradition. When Lincoln college made the decision to rehome their tortoise, Tortilla, in a reptile sanctuary, I persuaded Wadham to follow their example. Now thriving in her new home at the National Centre for Reptile Welfare, Archie’s health is better than ever. Although there’s no longer any chance of her winning any trophies in the name of Wadham, this seems a small price to pay for the overall enhanced quality of life that she now enjoys.  

With the annual Corpus Tortoise Fair approaching, it would be great to see more colleges considering the benefits of rehoming their tortoises. It may be a lengthy process, but perhaps there is some wisdom in the old adage that slow and steady wins the race.  

Summer Eights day three: Live updates

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18:51 – Merton cross the line safely, so Wadham will have one more opportunity to return to Division I tomorrow. Just the three bumps then in that race, but plenty of pressure applied that the crews will look to follow up tomorrow.

18:50 – Oriel row over to sustain the headship for another day, Wolfson follow them over. Perhaps we’ve seen the first sign of vulnerability from Oriel as Wolfson certainly had them for pace off the start. Keble also row over, avoiding Univ.

18:49 – Wolfson can’t sustain their pressure, and Oriel now have about three lengths on them.

18:48 – Just half a length between Wadham and Merton now.

18:47 – Wadham still closing on Merton, Trinity have bumped Teddy Hall.

18:47 – Magdalen concede to New!

18:47 – Christ Church concede! Pembroke see them off!

18:46 – Pembroke almost bump Christ Church, Wolfson are closing on Oriel!

18:45 – Start gun fired! Pembroke closing on Christ Church, and Teddy Hall are closing on Balliol.

18:44 – Black on track, 1 minute gun sounds.

18:43 – Slight delay to the start of Men’s Division I announced.

18:19 – Wadham take a victory lap in front of their boathouse after Pembroke cleared any pressure behind, and they retain the headship through day three.

18:18 – Oriel were gaining on Magdalen, but the pressure from Lincoln behind was too much and they concede. New also bump John’s, marking a return to Division I!

18:17 – Pembroke bump Univ! They move into second, with a chance at the headship tomorrow.

18:16 – Christ Church concede to Wolfson very early on! Keble also bump on Teddy Hall.

18:15 – Underway! New are closing on Johns’s, Keble closing on Teddy!

18:14 – 1 minute gun for Women’s Division I is fired!

17:52 – Peter’s fail to capitalise on their opportunity to enter into Division II ahead of the final day. If they want to do so tomorrow, they’ll need to row over and have another go at Queen’s, who kept the gap pretty healthy through to the end. Jesus eventually catch LMH with just moments to spare!

17:50 – No boats between Jesus and Queen’s, so plenty of bumps have happened between! Worcester bump Catz, Oriel M2 bump Lincoln, resolving the OxRow beef, and Exeter convert their early pressure into a bump on John’s.

17:48 – Wadham look like they’re easing through to the end, but Jesus are still keenly chasing LMH behind!

17:47 – After getting a reprise, Jesus are beginning to gain on LMH.

17:47 – Hertford get the bump on Hugh’s after a tight three-boat-sandwich led by Jesus.

17:46 – Wadham are first out of the gut after dropping down a division yesterday.

17:45 – They’re off! Exeter are gaining on John’s early.

17:44 – 1 minute gun for Men’s Division II fired.

17:19 – Linacre bump GTC! After a long spell of pressure on Jesus, GTC slow down enough to allow Linacre to reel them in.

17:18 – Hertford the last boat out of the gap, which implies that Merton bump LMH, Somerville bump Mansfield, and Peter’s get their bump on Catz.

17:17 – Hertford follow Linacre out of the gut (a long way back) which means Exeter have bumped St Anne’s.

17:16 – Incredibly tight three boat sandwich led by New, as Jesus follow and GTC are right behind!

17:16 – Peter’s rapidly gaining on Catz, as the latter drifts off of the racing line.

17:15 – Underway!

17:14 – 1 minute gun on time.

17:10 – 5 minute gun for Women’s Division II sounds.

16:54 – Based on the order through the finish, Univ bump GTC, Wolfson got a technical bump on Christ Church, and crucially Peter’s bump Brasenose to have a shot at Division II!

16:52 – Hilda’s with an absolutely momentous overbump on New right at the death!

16:50 – GTC have dropped off Pembroke, but the latter are chasing Mansfield very hard.

16:48 – Pembroke just a quarter length from Mansfield, but GTC right on their heels!

16:48 – First crews out the gap, and Peter’s are chasing hard on Brasenose.

16:47 – And they convert soon after!

16:46 – Underway! St Anne’s gaining on Corpus early.

16:45 – 1 minute gun for Men’s Division III.

16:24 – Anthony’s slowly gaining on Worcester, but not fast enough to get the bump before the latter can row over. Further down the river, Univ bump Wolfson.

16:23 – Christ Church exit the gut, implying that Pembroke have bumped Corpus.

16:22 – Hilda’s concede to Hugh’s!

16:20 – Peter’s the first out of the gap, Trinity concede soon after to Queen’s.

16:18 – 1 minute gun now.

16:17 – Seemingly a slight delay to the start, still no gun.

16:10 – 5 minute gun for Women’s Division III.

15:51 – Merton come through as the last boat, following Wadham and Keble. This must mean that Peter’s bumped Magdalen to move up into the fixed divisions, Reuben bump Teddy, and Hertford bump Brasenose. New’s earlier appeal from Women’s Division V is announced as unsuccessful, ending their blades campaign in heartbreaking fashion.

15:50 – Wadham take Keble! The latter continues their slide down the division.

15:48 – Balliol concede to Anthony’s.

15:46 – Somerville concede to Hilda’s. Somerville took a good line, but wasn’t quite enough.

15:45 – Start gun for Men’s Division IV.

15:40 – Penalty bump consideration for Keble from the Women’s Division IV.

15:22 – Both Worcester and Linacre get close to their targets in GTC and Magdalen, but are unable to turn it into a bump.

15:19 – Brasenose easing off, plenty of room behind them (and eventually followed by Wolfson) which would mean that Reuben have bumped John’s. They improve to +8 on the year so far.

15:17 – Slight overlap between Christ Church and Oriel, and Christ Church convert it into a bump!

15:16 – Lincoln concede to Keble, and both boats continue their respective trajectories down/up.

15:15 – Start gun fired! Worcester closing rapidly on GTC.

15:10 – 5 minute gun for Women’s Division IV.

14:58 – Update to the appeal: New seem to believe that there was light, but definite, contact between them and Teddy. A successful appeal would keep the blades campaign alive, with Hertford in front of them tomorrow.

14:53 – Peter’s, Queen’s and Univ consecutively row over, which all but confirms all previous bumps.

14:51 – Green Templeton seem to have bumped out. Since Teddy caught Hugh’s, that must mean that they bumped New in front.

14:51 – Teddy Hall bump Hugh’s! That takes them up to a crazy +10 in three days. The record for the most positions gained in one Summer Eights is +11, which they’ll hope to match tomorrow with a New crew in front of them that’s been bumped twice in three days.

14:50 – Exeter bump Catz.

14:49 – Slow start to the race, Lincoln eventually concede to Worcester though, and Teddy are gaining on Hugh’s.

14:47 – Dog in the water by donny bridge, but race starts anyway.

14:46 – 1 minute gun.

14:45 – Minor delay to the start of Men’s Division V, likely due to traffic. 5 minute gun went at 14:42.

14:38 – Appeal made between New and Teddy Hall after the long slog proved fruitless for New.

14:24 – Somerville also bump Regent’s to round out the race’s results.

14:21 – Unfortunately for New, their blades campaign comes to an end after getting tantalisingly close to Teddy, but failing to convert their pressure into a bump. Further down the river though, Exeter get the bump on Balliol to make it 3/3 bumps for the former, and 3/3 bumped for the latter.

14:20 – New just inches away from Teddy at the very end!!

14:18 – Wolfson get their target! Hertford concede.

14:17 – Hertford are the first crew out of the gap, but Wolfson are closing in keenly behind.

14:16 – Jesus eventually concede to Merton! They make it three bumps in a row as well, as Jesus continue to slip down the ranking.

14:15 – Merton gaining on Jesus off the jump!

14:14 – No 5 minute gun, but the 1 minute gun goes off on time.

14:12 – Still no 5 minute gun yet for Women’s Division V.

14:03 – Correction: it turns out instead of a Pembroke overbump, Oriel were bumped by the strong crew from John’s that has bumped twice already this week, and Pembroke instead caught the Univ crew just in front of them.

13:51 – As Hilda’s row past, the next boat to follow is Anthony’s, with Exeter further down the river. This must mean that Pembroke pulled off the overbump on Oriel M4, and Balliol bumped New (as the latter continues its descent towards spoons…).

13:48 – Hilda’s the first crew out of the gut, with plenty of breathing room behind them.

13:47 – John’s concede to Univ, and Linacre concede to Mansfield!

13:46 – We’re underway! Oriel M3 concede early to Teddy, making it +9 for Teddy in three days, with two races to go!

13:45 – 1 minute gun for Men’s Division VI.

13:24 – Wadham take Peter’s right to the very end in a nail-biter! In the end though, the toll of racing twice kicked in, and Peter’s just about row over.

13:21 – Wolfson the first crew through to the end, which must mean Hilda’s bump Trinity!

13:20 – Wadham chasing the overbump on Peter’s, which must mean that Anne’s caught Oriel!

13:18 – The inevitable happens, and Queen’s bump Mansfield.

13:17 – Mansfield crab, and Queen’s are closing in rapidly now. Meanwhile, Anthony’s bumped by Catz!

13:16 – Queen’s rowing hard on Mansfield.

13:16 – They’ve started! Wolfson make an early break for the centre of the river. Univ pulling away from LMH. Oriel go straight into a bank…

13:15 – Delay to the start.

13:10 – 5 minute gun for Women’s Division VI.

13:05 – So just a few bumps in Men’s Division VII after they finally get going, but Wadham and Balliol both keep their blades dreams alive.

12:51 – Anne’s with a comfortable gap in front and behind. Looks like they made some distance on Pembroke, but the two bumps between them made it too tall an order to convert the overbump. That must mean John’s bumped Lincoln.

12:50 – Hertford are pushing to catch Exeter, but it’s too little too late, as the latter ease over the line.

12:47 – Pembroke follow Hertford out the gap, which means Balliol must have bumped Worcester!

12:46 – Brasenose send Exeter M3 tumbling back down to footship.

12:45 – Lightning bump for Wadham on Queen’s! Brasenose closing in on Exeter to escape footship…

12:45 – We’re off!

12:44 – 1 minute gun on schedule.

12:40 – 5 minute gun for Men’s Division VII. Let’s hope it’s not a third klaxon in a row…

12:23 – As a result of the Keble banking incident, Reuben get the easy bump, and Somerville run off into the distance where they get their third bump of the week on Hilda’s. It’ll be New in front of them tomorrow after the Jesus overbump, as they also continue in their quest for blades.

12:21 – John’s bump Exeter to make it 3/3! They’ll be eyeing up Worcester for blades tomorrow…

12:20 – Jesus get the overbump on New!

12:19 – Queen’s bump Univ! Making up for the bump yesterday, they swap back.

12:17 – Pembroke have been bumped by Wadham! There’ll be some in-boathouse competition when they chase Anne’s as the sandwich boat later…

12:16 – What looked like a Keble bump ends up to be them in the bank, after Reuben go past and Somerville keep racing…

12:15 – They’re off! First bit of racing today. Jesus have gone very wide early on… Meanwhile Queen’s are gaining on Univ.

12:14 – 1 minute gun fired, everyone on schedule (no surprise considering the emails and fines being dished out…)

12:10 – 5 minute gun for Women’s Division VII, almost underway here at day three!

11:14 – Return to normality [somewhat] yesterday, after a pretty hectic day one. Wadham managed to reclaim headship, after a penalty bump from Christ Church stripped them of it after the conclusion of day one. Oriel comfortably rowed over again to maintain their position in the lead, and Merton’s M1 returned to Division I for the first time in 45 years. Let’s see what day three has to offer.

New NHS hub in North Oxford

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Murray House is a new NHS health hub for community physical health teams that has recently opened in North Oxford. The hub, located on the Jordan Hill Business Park, will provide a range of medical services such as podiatry, children and adult specialist therapy, and specialist dental services. The district nursing teams will also be located in Murray house.

Many of the health services working from the hub, including district nurses, will have visiting teams that will be able to travel to people’s homes to provide care. Services for specific health needs like dental and podiatry care will run clinics onsite. 

The location will have improved public transportation links to facilitate higher accessibility of the clinics. This will include a close proximity to the Oxford Parkway Park & Ride and a range of bus stops.

According to Oxford NHS Foundation Trust, Murray House has recently “undergone a full refurbishment to meet the needs of modern health services”. The ground floor includes a “well-organised” waiting area, toilets, and vending machines, which will be coming soon. 

Murray House will be one of three health hubs in Oxford; the other two will cover the centre (East Oxford Health Centre on Manzil Way) and the south of the city, for which the location is yet to be determined. The buildings in Jericho and Summertown that previously housed the provided services will be sold.

Peter Gibson from Oxford NHS Foundation Trust said the new hub will improve recruitment and retention of the staff: “Our teams, sitting together, can actually start to talk to each in a way they just didn’t before because they were located in different parts of the city.”

Gibson also described Murray House as “a much, much better facility [and] easier for people to get to, with much better public transport links.”

The hub began to provide care for patients from 5th May, as most of the staff had moved in by the end of April. An official opening ceremony for Murray House is also set to take place later this year.