Thursday 19th June 2025
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E. coli outbreak scare at Maths Faculty

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The water supply at the Maths and Philosophy faculties has been cut off this week in an alleged E. coli scare.

Following a routine safety check, higher-thanusual levels of E. coli bacteria were found in the water in the Mathematical Institute and the Radcliffe Humanities buildings. Staff and students have been unable to wash their hands or drink the water in the buildings since the discovery was made.

E. coli bacteria are found in human and animal faeces, and are one of the most common causes of gastrointestinal infections and diarrhoea. It is also a common source of food poisoning.

An anonymous employee at the Maths Institute told The Oxford Times, “We came in this morning and they’ve all been warning employees that there might be E. coli in the water and it isn’t safe to drink.

“Everyone here is really grumbling.”

They added that bottles of water and hand sanitiser were being distributed in the common room.

A University spokesperson said in a statement, “We routinely test the water in our buildings and a recent set of results showed higher bacteria levels than normal in the Mathematical Institute and Radcliffe Humanities buildings.

“We immediately sought expert advice and, as a precaution, have provided bottled water for people working in the buildings.

“All the staff have been advised not to drink tap water while we take measures to resolve the matter. We are continuing to test the water and will notify staff as soon as the situation is resolved.”

The University water supply is managed privately, rather than by Thames Water.

Speaking to Cherwell, a third-year Philosophy student commented, “You might say that an E. coli outbreak is a shitty situation.

“That said, everyone here’s being quite philosophical about the whole thing.”

It is time to start thinking about rape more openly

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CN: rape

Just under a year ago I wrote an article about a personal instance of aggressive sex. At the time, I felt disturbed. I wanted to make a point: the incident in question felt far from natural within the sexual sphere I was comfortable with. I was subjected to a situation of pain and a complete lack of control, which, when without choice, is incredibly wrong to have forced upon oneself. I was scared by what the experience showed me. It seemed undeniably connected to much of derogatory mainstream pornography, and illustrated the alarming way in which this can alter people’s perceptions of consent.

As the months went on, the closure I had sought on this moment, in writing something, started to come unstuck. The more I thought about it, the less comfortable I felt. I realised that the issue I had begun to approach was only half the issue. I realised that, far beyond being purely subjected to something aggressive and non-consensually nuanced, I had in fact been raped.

It may seem discordant that I can claim that I did not realise that I had been raped. It remains discordant to myself too. But it is part of a greater issue – the issue that rape for far too long has been caricatured and manipulated into a singular model. This caricature is simple: dark streets, grey faces and certainty. What happened to me was with someone I knew, and in a location where I thought I was safe. Waking up, I felt unclean and incredibly confused. I put this down to the aggressive nature of the hazy frames my mind lazily presented me with. It was something I hadn’t wanted to happen. And it happened in a way that disturbed me to my core. But it wasn’t rape. I concluded how I was feeling was my own fault, and that I was foolish. I should’ve cried out and stopped it, so I had only myself to blame. I went home, after hugging everyone goodbye, including this very person. I got home, I put my pyjamas on, and I subconsciously decided to categorise my discomfort in the shallower level of what was problematic.

Recently I watched the BBC3 programme Is this rape? Sex on trial. The programme presents a fictional screening to a group of teenagers in which a girl is orally raped by someone she knows, at a party. One teenager, after watching part of it, concludes “if she definitely didn’t want it, she would’ve pushed him away”. There was a bite to this comment, for it is something that many people will have said to themselves, and wish they had done within such a situation. Hypotheticals are easy to stand by, and always seem perfectly logical, but it is only within a distant environment that telling someone to get off you seems easy. It is also far too simple to assume that if you ‘let’ someone touch you, you must be at least a little interested. Though it may seem logically sound, it still remains inaccurate. Submission is far from consent.

Sexual consent workshops have recently been under ‘scepticism’ from two Tab-famous students, who state that they know yes means yes and no means no. They hold up signs saying ‘This is not what a rapist looks like’, as if a rapist can be determined aesthetically. Through these signs and their sheer neglect to attend a workshop, they are buying into the caricature of rape. They of course, rather ironically, miss the point these workshops are here to make. That, as another teenager within Is this rape? Sex on trial said, “just because she hasn’t said no, doesn’t mean she has said yes”. Nuance, more than anything, dictates human scenarios. We do not live in a world of active hypotheticals. Consent is not that simple, and neither, I learn, is rape.

We need to start thinking about rape openly and broadly. When writing this article, I thought – do I accredit this to myself? What if prospective employers, family, tutors or people I don’t really know see it? It was an uncomfortable thought. But if I hid for these reasons, it would be because I was ashamed, it would be because I was assuming people would pin me down as indecent or in some way lesser. I am not saying that if you have been raped, you must stand forward. Far from it. That is a personal choice. But we do need to strive for a culture where, if one wishes to speak about their experience, it is not something to be terrified of admitting, or shaming to write about. I am facing this, and I am saying, right now – this is not about me.

This should not be read and reacted to with alarm or shock. This is about redefining. We need to be taught that rape is not simple. In instances where it does not participate in the dark-street-stranger caricature, it may be harder to define, but this does not soften it. This does not mean it qualifies as 60 per cent rape, 40 per cent the victim’s fault. Rape is always rape – in whatever guise it is presented, in familiarity or unfamiliarity. And I refuse to carry on placing myself within an infrastructure of blame, fear and uncertainty. That is how I have framed this memory for almost a year, but it is no longer how I will be framing it. I have argued before that we need to educate. But sexual consent education is not just about educating those who might inadvertently fail to understand the profoundly important barriers of human contact. It is about educating everyone, so that we can individually discern rape. We need to discuss barriers, we need to discuss nuance. And we need to take rape out of its very small and very definitive box.

Magdalen retracts outright ball ban for intermitted students

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Magdalen College JCR has passed a motion in solidarity with suspended students against an “error” in the terms and conditions of the 2016 Commemoration Ball which would have banned them from attending.

In the initial terms and conditions laid out for the famous June Ball, clause 2.5 read, “In accordance with Magdalen College’s policy regarding out of residence students…the Senior Tutor and Deans of Arts will not grant any request from any student who is out of residence, whether on health or disciplinary grounds, to enter the college for the purpose of attending the Ball.”

Immediately prior to the JCR meeting last Sunday, where the matter was set to be discussed, the Senior Tutor, Dr Mark Pobjoy, wrote to the JCR President, Rosie Dickinson, acknowledging that “It is clear there is a mistake in the terms and conditions.” The Senior Tutor also said that he would work with the Ball Committee to review applications by suspended students on a case-by-case basis.

At its subsequent meeting, the JCR mandated the President “To inform the College that the JCR welcomes the Senior Tutor’s change of policy, but urges it to consider further action” . Such further action includes cooperating with the relevant OUSU officers to resolve the matter, and pursuing a process of reviewing applications which is “transparent and fully explained to the student concerned”.

The motion passed at last week’s General Meeting also noted that “not allowing students with suspended status to attend the Ball may be extremely distressing for those individuals affected” and “students suspend for a variety of reasons, most of which are on health rather than disciplinary grounds”. Also passed at the meeting were an expression of solidarity with “those students intermitted on medical grounds”, as well as a mandate to set up a focus group to consider intermission policy in general. These votes were passed unanimously, with more than 80 attending the meeting.

One Magdalen student, explaining to Cherwell why he had backed the JCR’s decision, said, “Whilst I’m normally against rusticated students being allowed to return to college – rustication is meant to be an opportunity for students to take a break from College life to recover – the Ball is an exceptional circumstance. It falls out of the term dates so should be seen as an opportunity to get together with friends and celebrate Magdalen life. “The current policy is not only discriminatory towards those with health issues, but it can also create further distress for them by their very exclusion and being denied the chance to see friends, especially since members of other colleges are all welcome.”

There appear to be some Magdalen students who are uncertain how far suspended students will benefit from the change: one noted that last year, when a similar case-by-case review was run, a number of suspended students were still not permitted to attend, and the JCR motion itself noted, “Whilst the 2015 policy is a step forward from the previous policy of an outright blanket ban, there is still a lot of room for improvement.” Some other members of the college seem broadly content with the progress made, with one commending the “more tactful approach” that was now being employed.

Others criticised the attitude of the College that they perceived this ‘error’ revealed. One Magdalen third-year commented, “It’s not really good enough for College to say that this was a simple mistake. Previous JCRs campaigned hard for this most basic of rights for intermitted students. Is this something you just ‘forget’? It just indicates a fuck-you attitude towards vulnerable students.”

Solidarity with rusticated students was also shown by Oxford University Student Union (OUSU) on Wednesday evening. A motion to create a campaign called the Suspended Status Campaign to push for more support to be given by colleges and the university to rusticated students passed unanimously.

The motion, proposed by Kate Cole and seconded by Cat Jones, noted that the number of students suspending their studies during their time at Oxford is increasing and that “there is little or no consistency between the colleges in regard to suspension policy or the information given to students who suspend their studies.”

It also noted, “There is little or no support for students who are suspended” and expressed belief that this needs to be changed.

The motion resolved to create the campaign and to mandate the Vice President of Access and Academic Affairs to “form an Executive for the Campaign and ensure the Executive endorses the draft constitution within a month of this motion passing.”

The motion passed unanimously without debate.

Debate: are we in Oxford University’s golden age?

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Yes – Patrick Mulholland

In The Canterbury Tales we are told of a clerk, one I whose ‘overeste’ – that is, his overcoat – hung ragged from his shoulders, ‘ful thredbare’. A student of ‘logyk,’ he had ‘but litel gold in cofre’ and all that was his was borrowed, ‘of his freendes hente’. Destitute, alone, barely scraping by – his education had conferred little upon him beyond a love of books, and the means to earn his poverty. Fast forward a couple of centuries, and we find ourselves a disgruntled Scotsman, an alumnus of that very same university, with this to say of the place: “…the greater part of the public professors have, for these many years, given up altogether even the pretence of teaching.”

Perhaps we should wait another while; maybe a century or two, give or take? The town “is very pretty, but I don’t like to be dead,” writes an esteemed Nobel Laureate, “I don’t think I should stay there another year, in any case; but I should not mind being in London, to work at the British Museum.” Yes, that’s right: lock me in a dark, dingy room with thousands of tablets of cuneiform: paradise (that’s what you get for applying to Merton, I suppose). What do these figures, one fictional and the other two historical (Adam Smith and T.S. Eliot), have in common? A university. Which university? The University of Oxford – a haven of discontent.

Of course, it makes little sense to herald a Golden Age relative to what’s come before – just because something was worse then does not make it perfect now. And secondly, it’s nonsensical to speculate contemporaneously as to whether or not we are currently, at the cusp of this moment, living in such a time. Yet, there are four hallmarks, or criteria, considered to be the indicators of a Golden Age, ones that we can dig back into history in search of. They are: peace, harmony, stability and prosperity. For much of its history Oxford was wracked by conflict. From the hanging of two students in 1209 contributing to the establishment of Cambridge, to the Siege of Oxford during the English Civil War in 1644-1646, to World War I and World War II, violence and tragedy visited the City of Dreaming Spires. And, if the former seems silly, remote and inconsequential to a modern readership, surely the events of the twentieth century act as a harrowing reminder of the comfort of our times. Indeed, 14,792 members of the University served in World War I, resulting in 2,716 casualties, or roughly a fifth. Not only this, but by 1918 the active student population had plummeted to around 12 per cent. The significance of this cannot be forgotten, and nor should it be. We take our peace, our plenty and our liberality for granted. Think of the scores of universities that have fallen away as a result of war or conflict, or even the censorious regimes that police thought and drown out dissent. If, per chance, we scoff at the idea of Oxford life being interrupted by external factors, then that is symptomatic of our privilege.

Next on our list: prosperity. A statute, issued by the university in 1875, saw the first cohort of women gain admission to the institution. However, it was arguably not until the post-war era that things reached their fullest, most recognisable fruition. If we are to hypothesise a ‘Golden Age’ we must couch it between the various countercultural movements of the 1960s and the present day. For, in this instance, it is not the realisation of an ideal that demarcates  a watershed moment, but rather the change of course and trajectory that has brought us to this juncture. There will always be grievances, inequalities and dilemmas in need of redress. What is different now is that we have developed mechanisms and put programs in place to channel and voice dissatisfaction. Moreover, we have the correct mindset to respond appropriately and constructively to problems as they arise.

No longer the playground for Waugh’s young aristocratic aesthetes and mischief-makers, 56.3 per cent of all accepted applicants to the 2014 undergraduate cycle hailed from state schools, myself included. And, at 34.8 per cent, the number of UK graduates is significantly lower than that of international students. So what does this tell us? Oxford has become, and continues to become, a much more diverse and inclusive environment, attracting talents from across the world. It has well and truly moulded itself into a global university, with a clear emphasis on ability and merit. At least, that is what it openly and earnestly strives for. Oxford’s recent record substantiates such an assessment: every year £5.6 million is spent on outreach work, in addition to a further £7 million on financial support for students from disadvantaged backgrounds in the form of bursaries and scholarships. Over three thousand information evenings and work- shops, covering 72 per cent of all UK schools with a sixth form, also go a long way to demythologising Oxford and placing achievability within the prospect of belief for many. That is, for many who would otherwise not think to apply.

It seems to me that while there is work to be done, the blueprint has been finalised and that is why, I suspect, future generations will reflect fondly.

 

No – Phillip Pope

I often get very bored reading the news. Particularly when I run into the Guardian education section, which talks about Oxbridge so much that it would have you believe that they are only two universities that exist in the western world. Such is its love-hate relationship with the universities that barely a month seems to ever pass without some new slant on the old ‘privileged and private school’ argument reappearing, inevitably written by one of the 47 per cent of newspaper columnists who went to Oxford or Cambridge. And let’s face it, certain swine-related stories have not been helping the University’s image of late.

Why the national newspapers are so interested in the topic is beyond me, but as the students, perhaps we should be the ones talking about it a bit more. The reason I say this is that, unlike some, I actually think that Oxford is a great place. And that is why it makes me sad to think of how inaccessible it really is to such a wide proportion of society. It is easy to forget about it whilst you’re here, but if we do, we risk missing out on the best chance anyone can have at changing the system.

We all know that ‘golden age’ is the phrase coined most frequently by those of a certain age and a certain propensity to reminisce, as they desperately try to describe what it was that made their youth so much better than yours. Whilst there is certainly little to be missed about Oxford’s past, to declare a golden age would be to suggest that it is not going to get any better. I sincerely hope that is not the case.

It never takes long when discussing this issue before someone brings up the stats: seven per cent of the population goes to private school, and yet they make up 44 per cent of students at Oxford. It doesn’t take a DPhil in statistical analysis to notice that it is an awfully worrying gap, which probably better fits the description of Palaeolithic Stone Age than a golden one. I don’t actually believe that the tutors are the ones perpetuating this problem by discriminating at interviews. Oxford has probably been trying harder than almost any- where else to change this, so then why does it keep on falling short?

Looking at the current inequality in our national education system, it is hard to ignore the underlying disparity in the schools that are feeding higher education. And perhaps Oxford will never truly be able be able to thrive until that is changed. We have all heard the arguments about the lack of a well trodden path to Oxford, cultivation of wider interest in a subject, and preparation for interviews at many state schools that is restricting the students’ chances of getting into an interview based system. However, unless Mr Cameron happens to be reading Cherwell, perhaps it would be more useful for us to focus on the other major issue, one that we are all contributing to and so have the power to change.

It is hard to deny that, from the outside, Oxford is still commonly perceived as a closed and socially backward elite club. This is very hard to deny when the first thing you do when you arrive is march through the centre in a white bow tie, a gown and a frisbee hat to get spoken to in Latin. The myriad of traditions still provides the greatest obstacle to a progressive Oxford.

A huge part of the problem is that the majority of people that get into Oxford enjoy these rituals, because those that don’t are the ones who are put off applying. This, together with the power that a sense of entitlement to do ‘Oxford things’ once you get here can wield, is extremely dangerous in perpetuating the continued social gap between the rest of the country and the university. How out of touch with the rest the world have we become when we do not even think to question the common practice of balls charging well over £100 for one ticket. We try to justify these by saying that it is just ‘one of those things you have to do at Oxford’. But this is completely ignoring the fact that for many people, spending this amount of money on a night is simply impossible.

I find it worrying the extent to which we can be so blind to social issues when distracted by tradition and indulgence. One of the most ironically comical moments I have witnessed at Oxford was hearing news of the Wadham College ball. The self-proclaimed socialist college of the university is having a ball that costs £130 per ticket. If even the smothering socialists can’t even see the hypocrisy in our desire for social mobility but also blatant elitism, what hope have we got?

Sadly, all the things that could make this a golden age for Oxford – the amazing research, teaching and innovation inspiring the student population lucky enough to get the opportunity to experience it – will never be reported in the national press. And so the misguided perception of Oxford based on its most useless of traditions prevail.

Oxford remains condemned by misconceptions, which prevent it from accessing the wealth of talent in the people who would never even contemplate applying. It may sound drastic, but in our desire to conserve the past history and quirkiness of Oxford, we are supporting a very minor aspect of what makes it special, and perpetuating a much greater part of what holds it back. It is time to make a statement and rid the university of its pretension.

Top songs for your sex playlist

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Tricky – ‘Hell is Around The Corner’

Opening with a suggestive, melodic ‘ahh’, ‘Hell’ is not for the fainthearted. Tricky’s deep smooth rap, spoken slowly and huskily and backed by the sensuous voice of a female vocalist, is enough to make any vanilla-lover blush. Together with the slow, steady bass, ‘Hell’ is the perfect soundtrack to sinful teasing. Caution: NSFW.

The Used – ‘Burning Down The House’

With a heavy metal vibe, ‘Burning Down the House’ is certainly not everyone’s cup of tea. But if you find yourself favouring vampiric nightclubs and black leather over pretty frilly laces, then give this a go. ‘Burning Down the House’ is dark, rough, and niche, perfect for those times when you’ve found the perfect partner(s) who share your unholy desires.

 The Belle Brigade – ‘I Didn’t Mean It’

With a pop-rock feel, the sex appeal in ‘I Didn’t Mean It’ isn’t obvious. But it only takes one try to realise that the pacey backing – featuring heavy percussion and a discordant keyboard – matched by the confidence of female lead Barbara Gruska – to form a cutting harmony worthy of any femme fatale. Perfect for dancing against a lover or for climbing into bed with them, this song has incredible potential for experimentation with those who like to lead.

 R Kelly – Bump n’ Grind’

Light the candles and throw down the rose petals, because R Kelly’s rhythmic groove is sure to set the mood. ‘Bump n’ Grind’ is perfect for taking things slowly and sensually. Sure, the intro is overused, but that’s only because it is the sex song. It may be cliché, but as the man himself says, there ain’t nothing wrong with a lil’ bump n’ grind.

 Lana Del Rey – ‘This Is What Makes Us Girls’

Beginning with Lana’s inimitable sad, low voice, ‘Girls’ is two minutes of pretty romance. With each verse, the initially slow melody becomes more passionate than the last. A classic Lana anthem, it tells the story of love, loss, and femininity, all in a man’s world. Ideal for Austenlovers, ‘Girls’ is made for soft kisses and gentle caresses.

 The Temper Trap – ‘Trembling Hands’

This offering by the people who gave the world ‘Sweet Dispositions’ is heart-achingly beautiful. An entirely different vibe from Tricky or The Belle Brigade, ‘Trembling Hands’ is for those m o m e n t s when you think you’ve found ‘the one’ and want to enjoy them in all their beauty and flaws. Crack out the fairy lights and Egyptian cotton, this ethereal song will take your breath away

Cameron’s passage to India

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George Lucas’ epic space western Star Wars: A New Hope opens with the drastically exciting scene of Princess Leia’s space transport haplessly evading the intergalactic menace of an imperial battleship in rapid pursuit. When Chinese Premier Xi Jinping and Indian Prime Minister Narendra Modi visited London at the end of October and early November respectively a similar sequence of events seemed to be played out. For whilst the red carpet was rolled out for Xi Jingping for an official state visit and the media feted the ruler of a once reviled one party state, the Indian leader’s British sojourn seemed to go relatively unreported. The Paris massacre in part played a role, drawing media and public attention away from domestic affairs. But it was hard to escape the feeling that Modi’s visit, much as Leia’s spacecraft, had been swallowed up by the imperial Chinese monster.

It wasn’t meant to be this way. Buried on page 110 of the Conservative Party’s 2010 manifesto was a dazzling pledge to “promote our enlightened national interest and work to establish a new special relationship with India, the world’s largest democracy.” The Coalition Government was as good as its word, their time in office seeing three official UK trade delegations head over to India, and a massive investment in the UK Trade & Investment body in southern Asia, opening nine regional offices across the sub-continent. Britain is now the second-largest overseas investor in India. In fact it’s hard to go outside in Karnataka or Tamil Nadu now without seeing a Vodafone marketing banner. Indians from Chennai to Delhi boast how easy it is to now to obtain a UK visa when they want to visit their great-auntie living in Wolverhampton. Faces fall when you ask when they can next expect to visit their uncle in New York. In fact, the UK even now has more consulate offices in southern India than the United States. Ever wondered where all that overseas aid is going? It’s a running joke in Chennai that the only patch of pot-hole free road and pavement in the city is outside the UK High Commission.

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How times change. New Labour’s decade in power saw Anglo-Indian relations enter a prolonged malaise. Tony Blair famously “didn’t do history”, and New Labour seemed ill at ease with a country so closely associated with the wrongs of our imperial past. It is a tricky relationship to negotiate, requiring both emotional delicacy and business nous. Gordon Brown’s first official visit as Prime Minister in 2007 was a disaster, overshadowed by the Shilpa Shetty vs Jade Goody Celebrity Big Brother race row. Then David Miliband, our supposedly smooth-talking Foreign Secretary, was virtually booed out of the country after he broached that most sensitive of topics, Kashmir, and couldn’t seem to remember any Indian politicians’ first names. His promotion of the cause of the ‘untouchables’ just looked patronising from a foreigner unable to tell you the date of Indian independence.

David Cameron’s first trip to India back in 2006 was also, quite literally, a car crash. The then-Leader of the Opposition’s convoy managed to strike a 55-year-old domestic servant on an £1/day salary. Anyone who has ever been in a road incident in India knows that stereotypically, the first thing you do is come out swinging. You have to be the loudest, most confrontational person in the argument and shout down any who might question your ability as a safe road user – regardless of your role in a collision. Unfortunately, no one seems to have told David Cameron’s team this and he became the laughing stock of the Indian tabloid press when he made a public apology at the ensuing press conference stating how “shocked and saddened” he was by the “tragic accident.” So when David Cameron stood on the stage of Wembley Stadium on Friday 13th November in front of 60,000 cheering Indians he must have wondered where it had all gone so right.

The post-2010 success of British policy in India rests on two elements. Firstly, we British have finally realised that the Indians don’t want to be seen as a country of entrenched poverty, endemic corruption and shocking infrastructure, but a waking power of the First World. Visiting foreign dignitaries on state visits shouldn’t waste their time with the untouchables in the slums of Mumbai. They should be climbing the Antilia, the most expensive private residence in the world. This is a country in which wealth, status and power are still intimately linked to deference. Indians don’t want their leaders slumming it on EasyJet flights to Ibiza, but taking India Force One. Unsurprisingly, then, the unveiling of a Ghandi statue in Parliament Square in March 2015 was a hit story on the Times of India’s website, millions of Indians retweeting an image of a smiling David Cameron clasping the hand of a Arun Jaitley, the Indian Finance Minister.

Secondly, like it or not, the election of Modi has been a game-changer. The jury is still out on Modi for more reasons than one; the extent of his Hindu fanaticism, his record as an economic reformer whilst Chief Minister of Gujarat and most significantly, his ties to the 2002 Muslim pogroms in the state. He is scorned by Indian western intellectuals who long ago gave up speaking Hindi like Pankaj Mishra. Perhaps inevitably then, the leader of the world’s largest democracy, with more votes to his name than any other human being in history, met a cold reception from many in Westminster.

For now, Cameron’s strategy of enthusiastic embrace seems to be the right approach. Much as Princess Leia’s rebel alliance eventually triumphs over the imperial monolith, India has everything in its favour over the next fifty years in its great race with China, from a booming population to a free press. Xi Jinping may have stolen the limelight this time, but future British politicians may silently thank David Cameron and his government for rekindling a friendship which Britain needs in order to prosper in the twenty-first century.

On the winner of the Mercury Prize: Benjamin Clementine

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After endless deliberation over who the winner of this ‘enigmatic’, ‘diverse’ and frankly bizarre award could be, last Friday night 26-year-old British-French Benjamin Clementine won the 2015 Mercury Prize for his album At Least For Now.

Supposedly an ‘underdog’– that is to say, the British press did not whip up a huge amount of hysteria around his album – the bookies still foresaw the likelihood of his unlikely success, as it were: allegedly, half of the bets placed since the Tuesday prior to the announcement were in Clementine’s favour.

If Wikipedia classed my music as avant-garde, minimal, art-rock, rock opera, expressionist, chamber pop, classical, folk and spoken word – all at once – I wouldn’t be holding it together like Clementine is. But in many ways these sorts of terms are restrictions; exactly what the Mercury Prize is not about. Clementine’s Nina Simone like vocals (in range and pure soulfulness) are daubed with tenderness. This sonic fragility is placed in counterpoint with dynamic classical piano. He both sings and speaks on songs, of melodies that are not at all obvious – often the rhythms seem to unsettle the piano lines and, only at the last minute, fall together into disturbingly moving sequences.

It is easy to see why, even amongst 11 other groundbreaking nominated records, Clementine won it. His record transfigures genre boundaries, these transgressions assumedly representative of his eclectic life, non-conformist adolescence and early musical career. For Clementine left his London school at 16, moved to Paris at 19, and busked around the Place de Clichy before stumbling across an agent. This sincere realism is heard throughout the album.

Several weeks ago, for this paper, I deliberated the necessity for music prizes at all. But perhaps the idea of a ‘winner’ isn’t important. Speaking to presenter Lauren Laverne, judge Corinne Bailey Rae argued that the shortlist is the most important thing about this prize. And perhaps she’s right. No matter the notes that escape Clementine and his piano – no matter if you’d have preferred an artist of a completely different sound and temperament to win – Clementine represents one of 12 nominated musicians (whom he courteously invited up on stage with him), who in turn stand for a segment of the creativity of our generation.

During his humbling acceptance speech, Clementine said, “I know it’s about the music, but I want to dedicate this to what happened in Paris”, the city that spawned his musical career. Drowned by this sincerity, Clementine broke down into a startling display of compassion. And it was only when he played again, allowing himself to be engulfed by the song, that Clementine filled with hope once more.

This expression of humanity encapsulates what this industry of ours should be about. Musical subjectivity is rife here, but as an intelligent, considerate human being, Clementine stands for us all. Perhaps music and humanity are not such different things after all

Buzzcocks’ Steve Diggle: punk legend and closet philosopher

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Steve Diggle was in a car crash at the age of 17. Tragically, his best friend died aged just 21. This disclosure takes me unawares during my conversation with the legendary Buzzcocks guitarist. “I know the meaning of death now, so I know the meaning of life,” says Steve. The event had a profound effect on him, and from our chat it seems it still influences his world view. Diggle is a very philosophical man – a quality that the best punk bands bring to the biting lyricism of the genre.

You probably have heard the Buzzcocks, if only from the Shrek 2 soundtrack – ‘Ever Fallen in Love with Someone’ is their timeless classic. Diggle has been the band’s bassist, guitarist and vocalist at various points since their formation in 1975, and although he has never seen Shrek 2, the Buzzcocks have always championed ordinary kids, making music for everyone. This even extends to their tendency for non-gendered lyrics. There are very few ‘she’s or ‘he’s used in their songs: “We were doing the non-gender lyrics before Morrissey or The Smiths” Steve tells me. Bored of the semi-sexist ‘baby baby baby’s of Motown, Buzzcocks provide a “fusion of stories about guys and girls that anyone can relate to”.

Besides rummaging through their parents’ record collection, most people get to know the Buzzcocks nowadays through their touring. Their new album The Way is a flexing of their muscles. Steve tells me that The Way wasn’t intended to please the fans of the old stuff, but that doesn’t stop the crowd’s yells for ‘Orgasm Addict’, ‘Boredom’ and all the classics. Buzzcocks made it big on the release of their debut EP Spiral Scratch in the late Seventies, with the aim to produce (in Steve’s words) “the most uncommercial music possible”. The title is taken from the term for personalised etchings scratched onto records by the engineers. It was a reminder of the human involvement in music production. I ask Diggle if he is nostalgic for that physicality of music. He declares that it was a “magical time” when you had to save up for the longed-for vinyl, go out, buy it and handle the sleeve and needle with tender care. Diggle deems today’s internet a “box of chocolates” but one that can make you sick. Too much means less for Diggle, and not just musically.

Strolling around London, Diggle feels great alienation, with little beyond towering glass buildings reflecting in his eyes. As a proud Mancunian, he laments the same trend in his home city: “The bigger the buildings get, the smaller the people get.” His rich accent prompts me to ask how pivotal the regional focus to the punk scene was, but he answers more personally. “I never felt London was any better off…I wouldn’t be the same…I was so glad I was born in Manchester.”

Immensely grateful for that “lovely homegrown working class spirit”, Diggle insists that “there’s a warmth in the North” as well as “a lot of beauty and struggle.” He remembers the steel works and coal mines and tells me of his love of D.H. Lawrence. The song ‘You Know You Can’t Help It’ is actually taken from a line of Lawrence’s poetry. Sex is a silly thing to do, states the song; it’s a ridiculous physical act, but people do it anyway.

Punk sprang from rebellion; early punk, in particular, was a very intense time. The nation was shocked by the screaming guitars, gutsy lyrics and radical sounds. According to Diggle, punk “swept the country like a carpet bomb”, forcing people to change how they thought about music. I’m interested to know what the Buzzcocks song ‘Boredom’ is really about. Is it just a general attack on the status quo, or did it reveal a boredom with the punk scene itself? Diggle says the “musical climate” was poor, nothing happened for quite a few years, there was nothing exciting for younger people. And so their famous track was produced.

When I see the punk royalty play in sleepy home-county Harpenden, they open their set with ‘Boredom’. A sea of balding men with moobs went crazy (I lowered the average age in the town hall considerably). Having chatted to Diggle previously, I was really proud of him; his energy knew no end, the sinews in his neck strained and I’ve still never seen anyone handle a guitar like him. He told me that in the last couple of years he has got more involved in the audience; he wants to know what they’re doing, breaking down barriers, promoting the ultimate punk sentiment.

In the early Nineties, Kurt Cobain asked Diggle how he had survived so long. He replied, “A sense of humour”, and Cobain shot himself a few days later (no, Courtney did not do it. Sorry, but no). I think the (northern) humour is why the fans remain. As Diggle says, “we can rock out with the best of them” but also, “we can be heavy and serious and philosophical.” I tentatively use the word ‘legend’ and Diggle acknowledges it is complimentary but insists it’s just a synonym for longevity: “No one’s given us an award or anything…it’s not like we’re the rock gods and untouchable…it’s just about the songs really…I don’t get on stage to be loved, or for fame, or anything. You wanted to reflect a bit of society and put two fingers up to the world too”

Trinity anger at Meat-Free Thursdays

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There has been protest amongst undergraduates at Trinity after a motion to “trial meat-free Thursday in Hall” was passed in JCR meeting by a small proportion of the college student body.

The motion, proposed by Oliver Ramsay Gray and seconded by Sophie Badman, argued, “The strength of environmental, social and moral arguments for reducing the amount of meat we eat is becoming increasingly apparent.”

It continued, “Having a meat free day would be a great way for the whole college to take a step towards this aim and as a collective we could have a signifi cant impact”.

It passed with 25 votes ‘for’, nine votes ‘against’ and two abstentions.

During the meeting, Ramsay Gray did acknowledge that it as “a bit of an imposition” that some people would “resent”, but that the “limited nature of the motion” meant it was worth trialling.

He told Cherwell, “Eating lots of meat has significant knock-on impacts for the rest of society, and I think it’s right that the College has a proper debate and vote on whether we collectively move to reduce that impact in a small way. The motion doesn’t try to focus on imposing individual moral opinions but is trying to set out the consequences for others of eating lots of meat.”

“I would absolutely support a referendum before and after the trial period because it does seem like a lot of people didn’t make the JCR meeting.”

Various alternatives were proposed during the meeting including encouraging students to sign up as vegetarians on particular day or including a meat opt-in option. Concern was also raised for those who need to eat red meat for medical reasons in their diet.

JCR President Catherine Moore commented, “On Sunday evening, a motion was proposed on environmental grounds to trial a meat-free day in hall and was passed by the 36 voting members of the JCR present. I feel that presenting these numbers to college as grounds for changing the options available to all students and staff is unrepresentative.

“Although each week the motions proposed are publicly posted on the JCR Facebook page and can be received from the JCR Secretary by email, it was made evident that many college members would have liked this motion to be particularly highlighted to them. The result of the motion provoked a discussion online and we will be holding a meeting this weekend to facilitate further discussion. As this motion affects all members of Trinity College we will be holding a JCR referendum in Eighth Week. The hall menu currently off ers a range of dietary options including vegetarian and vegan for every meal and whatever the outcome of the referendum, this will not change.”

The minutes from the meeting stated that only four of those present at the meeting at the time raised their hand when asked who regularly chooses the vegetarian or vegan option.

Several other colleges have successfully introduced meat-free days in hall. Christ Church JCR recently passed a Meat-Free Mondays referendum, while Wadham and Lincoln already participate

OUSU backs decriminalisation of sex work

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On Wednesday 25th November, Oxford University Student Union (OUSU) passed “#PledgeDecrim”, a motion at Council resolving “to support and campaign for the full decriminalisation of sex work” and “campaign against any attempt to introduce the Nordic model [of sex work]”, a set of laws implemented in countries such as Sweden, Norway, and Northern Ireland, into the rest of the UK.

The motion, proposed by OUSU Women’s Campaign Officer, Stephanie Kelley, and seconded by Lucy Delaney, OUSU’s Vice President for Women, also included a resolution “to campaign particularly for the rights of student sex workers, including mandating Sabbatical Officers to advocate on behalf of sex workers’ interests to the University,” as well as offer support to any student who comes out privately as a sex worker.

Cherwell understands that the motion received over 60 votes in favour, four against and nine abstentions. Writing that “sex work is work: it is the exchange of money for a form of labour,” Kelley’s motion relied on the notions that sex workers should have the right to engage in prostitution, and that it would be safest for them if sex work were fully decriminalised.

Kelley notes that “criminalisation of sex work is a safety and health issue” and that “criminal laws threaten sex workers’ access to health and social services, and expose them to violence, discrimination, and arbitrary arrest.”

Currently, the sale of sex is not illegal in the United Kingdom, but pimping, solicitation in a public space, and brothels (defined as two or more sex workers working together) are. Kelley points out that current law prohibits many practices a sex worker might use to keep safe; for example, the ban on solicitation drives women into more isolated areas.

An alternative to current UK law is the Nordic model, which Kelley roundly condemns. Under it, the sale of sex is held to be legal, but its purchase is illegal – an attempt to protect the workers while also reducing sex trafficking.

In November 2014, MP Fiona Mactaggart proposed an amendment to the Modern Slavery Act based on the Nordic model.

The amendment would have made it a crime to pay for sex, while also legalising solicitation and requiring the Home Office to help women leave the prostitution industry if they wanted to get out of it. However, the amendment was dropped prior to passage of the Modern Slavery Act in March 2015.

Kelley’s motion at OUSU Council comes off the back of a move by Amnesty International, a prominent human rights group, to urge decriminalisation of prostitution worldwide, which has proven controversial for them. Though Amnesty International argues that the stigma surrounding prostitution serves as a barrier to stopping abuse, human trafficking and the spread of sexually transmitted infections like HIV, the group has received significant backlash from antitrafficking organisations.

In an open letter on 22nd July, which has attracted thousands of signatures from human rights activists, prominent academics and Hollywood celebrities, the Coalition Against Trafficking Women wrote that Amnesty International’s position “flies in the face of [its] historical reputation”.

The group writes, “Growing evidence shows the catastrophic effects of decriminalisation of the sex trade. The German government, for example, which deregulated the industry of prostitution in 2002, has found that the sex industry was not made safer for women after the enactment of its law. Instead, the explosive growth of legal brothels in Germany has triggered an increase in sex trafficking.”

Actress Lena Dunham said on Twitter, “While there are clearly sex workers by choice, the majority globally are there because of poverty, homelessness etc. Aka lack of choice.”

Two case studies of countries that have legalized and regulated prostitution seem to teach greatly different lessons. While Kelley wrote in her motion that “decriminalisation is a deterrent against violence, as has been shown by New Zealand, a country in which sex workers have the ability to screen clients,” the Netherlands has seen what CATW describe as “an exponential increase in sexual trafficking” since it legalised sex work in 2000.

A spokesperson from the radical feminist group Oxford Radfems told Cherwell, “We are dismayed that OUSU have gone against the interests of women’s safety and security and instead have passed this motion.

“Decriminalising the sex industry would be a disaster for the welfare of prostitutes – this has already been shown in countries where prostitution has been decriminalised, including Holland and Germany, where sex trafficking has grown massively. “OUSU chose today not to listen to the voices of women who are being silenced in this debate, but listen instead to a largely white panel of highly privileged students, most of whom will never experience the realities of prostitution, an industry that has systematically repressed women for centuries.

“We urge students whose views were not heard today to speak up and speak out against this motion.”

Neither Kelley nor Delaney replied to request for comment when contacted.