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The original Calendar Girls: more WOAH than WI

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As certain as a bad hangover on New Year’s Day are the resolutions and self-made promises of January detoxes, cleanses and health kicks. Amongst all the talk (and let’s face it, it’s almost always just talk), there is hope, because with the new calendar year comes new calendars; and if you want inspiration that’s going to last all year round I suggest you buy one, a naked one. I’m not talking about one with 12 months’ worth of scantily clad, heavily photoshopped Justin Bieber photos, or Page Three girls on a beach, I’m talking about true art in celebration of the human form.

‘Form and Desire’ is the aptly named exhibition of 40 years of photography from the best of the best of these calendars: the Pirelli.

The location of the exhibition is as fitting as its name: the fashion Mecca that is Milan. While clothes are few and far between in the shoots, the models, stylists and photographers are some of fashion’s finest. The 2015 Calendar is shot by Steven Meisel, styled by Carine Roitfeld and features Adriana Lima, Joan Smalls and Natalia Vodianova to name just a few.

Previous photographers include Richard Avedon, Peter Lindbergh, Bruce Weber, Patrick Demarchelier, Mario Testino and Karl Lagerfeld, whilst the likes of Kate Moss, Naomi Campbell, Helena Christensen, Heidi Klum and Eva Herzigova appear as models.

Pirelli is fashion, and not just because, as Vivienne Westwood famously announced, “Fashion is about eventually being naked”. The exhibition in its own words is about photography as a “testimony of particular changes, of new styles, of new ideas, of many creative and technical innovations”, just as fashion is.

The 200 photos in the exhibition are displayed accordingly – not chronologically, ironic given that is an exhibition of prints from calendars. They are grouped in five rooms, each room’s collection highlighting a different aspect of the calendar that has run through 40 years of different concepts and photographers. Finally, Meisel’s photos for this year are presented, and they have saved the most overtly sexual for last.

However, there is another surprise too, amongst all the latex and fetish gear: Candice Huffman. She is the calendar’s first plus-size (read: normal size) model. “My presence on this set,” she said, “the most glamorous in the world, is a sign that things are really changing.” She’s right, of course.

Having visited the exhibition during a vacation spent scoffing pizza and pasta in Italy, I hoped to find inspiration for a cleaner, leaner 2015. Instead, I found true inspiration for a happier, but no less glamorous, one.

Some might say that in this age of Facebook event pages and smartphone reminders there is no longer a need for the traditional calendar, but I believe they still have a place, marking the passing of time with regularly changing art.

Unfortunately this is inspiration that I cannot hang on my wall all year round, as the calendars cannot be bought but are merely sent to a select and secret lucky few. So, while I’m working on looking ‘sexy’, not ‘scary’, in the hope of one day getting sent one, I suppose I’ll have to content myself for the moment with the RAG Blues Naked Calendar.

 

 

Fashion Matters

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The fashion world has long lived by that well-known adage ‘beauty before age’, but flick or click through the pages of any fashion mag or site today and you’ll find that times are changing.

Almost every big brand’s spring/summer ‘15 ad campaign’s lens favours the older woman. The oft-featured Italian nonnas at Dolce and Gabbana move to centre stage with the young’uns. Octogenarian American writer Joan Didion (much to the internet’s delight) shares the spotlight with 14 year old Freya Lawrence at Céline, as do three veteran models with their daughters at Lanvin. Burberry’s line-up sees Naomi Campbell star with Jourdan Dunn, in a shoot similar in style to the brand’s fragrance ad last year, starring Kate Moss with Cara Delevigne. Some brands have even gone as far as throwing the baby faced models out with the bathwater: see Madonna’s return to Versace and Joni Mitchell for Saint Laurent.

It’s true that this shift has not simply come overnight. The fashion-set have long been obsessed with the likes of 90 year old icon Iris Apfel and Ari Seth Cohen’s Advanced Style blog (and now book and documentary), which features street style photos of New York’s “most stylish and creative older folks”. Cohen describes his work as “proof… that personal style advances with age”, but this is proof for which fashion designers and editors need only look, behind those big sunglasses, to themselves.

For a long time, they have been reluctant to do so all the same. In 2013, the then 64 years old Miuccia Prada explained in an interview with T magazine that she wouldn’t put an older lady on the runway saying, “Mine is not an artistic world, it is a commercial world. I cannot change the rules… I’m not brave enough. I don’t have the courage.” Just one year later, Rick Owens and Jean Paul Gaultier plucked up the courage to do just that, sending older models down their runways in Paris wearing their AW14 collections. What a difference a year makes: that brave leap of faith in AW14 now seems like little more than a toe-dip in the fountain of old age, amongst the silver-haired spreads of SS15.

This change of tides, with its influx of older models, is ultimately positive for an industry that, while being creative, needs to be tethered to reality, as it is so often accused of not being. Brands have clearly been starting to realize this in recent years as 2014 saw the arrival of transgender models and a greater number of ‘plus-size’ models on the runway and in print, and so older models were the necessary and natural next step. There is clearly some skepticism as to whether this is the industry recognizing the potential of appealing to wider audiences, or more cynically understanding the power of shock and spectacle as a talking point. Either way, the result of the change is for the better as women see that, just like their quality designer handbags, they get better with age.

 

Interview: Alexandra Heminsley

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Alexandra Heminsley, 38, is a freelance journalist, author and broadcaster, who described her experience of sport at university as “eating bags of Walkers crisps while watching Cindy Crawford work out videos from the sofa – trying to smoke off my hangover!” She took up running in 2007 in order to run the London Marathon. Five marathons later, in 2013, she penned a book on her running journey, entitled Running Like A Girl. In 2015, she has set herself the challenge of running 1,000 miles and learning how to swim in the ocean. 

In what sometimes seems like a moment of madness, I signed up to run my first ever race, the Oxford 10k, on May 10th. However, like many a student I can find it a challenge to drag myself away from the procrastinator’s favourite, the Facebook News Feed, and get myself round University Parks. I asked Heminsley about her thoughts on running motivation and procrastination, especially during the cold and wet winter months.

“In terms of busyness, 5k is a really decent run and if you get up to a decent fitness that’s about half an hour. I refuse to believe there are people who want to run, but believe they’re too busy, who aren’t spending maybe 90 minutes a week messing around on their phone. Those half hours do exist. It’s a matter of choosing them. And then when you have done it you feel like you’ve reclaimed a bit of your life back. I don’t remember what I possibly got when I was sitting in a chair scrolling through Facebook, but when I’ve been for a run and then I kind of think ‘Ah, I haven’t got time to look at that now, I’ve got to get in the shower, I’m freezing,’ you feel like ‘Oh I got that bit of my finite time on Earth, I got that back and did something decent with it.’ It’s a matter of how you sell it to yourself.

“The thing about when it’s cold and wet and miserable and you go for a run, it’s like you reclaim the weather! I was thinking that today when I was running back from swimming – I hadn’t checked the forecast, I didn’t have the right kit on and I got absolutely drenched! And actually I felt like, ‘Screw you! I won’t be told when it’s appropriate to be in and be out.’ It’s not forever, it’s probably half an hour of running. When you’re outside in the rain for shorter than the washing cycle that is going to be cleaning the clothes anyway, it can’t be that bad!”

Last month, SportEngland published new research showing that 2 million fewer 14-40 year old women play sport regularly than men in the same age bracket. Despite this, 75 per cent of women surveyed said they wanted to be more active. In response, SportEngland has launched the ‘This Girl Can’ campaign, which is “a celebration of active women up and down the country who are doing their thing no matter how well they do it, how they look or even how red their face gets”. The campaign’s advert has reached over 5.6 million YouTube views in just two weeks. Heminsley shared her thoughts on the reasons behind this gender gap.

“Partly, it is that women tend, not always, to be less competitive. They sort of seem to bracket fitness as an indulgence, almost as if it’s an unnecessary whim, rather than something really fundamental that will lengthen your life; stop you using the NHS so much; make you happier; your hormones more balanced; make you use the food that you eat more efficiently and make you eat better anyway. Whereas a way that a lot of men approach sport is that’s it’s integrated, you know, five-a-side football or whatever, it’s part of the fabric of their lives.

“Exercise is largely sold to women through weight and looks. But the minute you start exercising regularly you realise that you just don’t really care what you look like when you’re doing it. You feel a kind of untethering from, ‘Oh no this will make me have thin legs’ and a tethering towards, ‘this will make me have strong legs that I’m proud of.’ Yet sport is still consistently marketed to us as a kind of luxury to give you the perfect, bikini-ready image.

“I think the ‘This Girl Can’ campaign has been magnificent at counteracting that. I absolutely love it. There’s a massive moving screen at Brighton station and I see it every time I go to London and it just makes me smile at these women just having an incredible time sweating and loving life.”
Heminsley’s personal sporting goals for 2015 are to run 1,000 miles and swim in open ocean. “For three and a half years I was constantly in this loop of the training plan for a thing, and now my only goal is to get the – however many – miles done per week to keep up with myself. So I’m running back from swimming, and I thought that would be the most horrendous exhausting thing in the world! But actually you’re so lovely and warmed up and loose it feels like nothing. If I’m half an hour out, I’ll put on my running backpack and I’ll run to Waitrose and pack it all in my bag. So sometimes I’m running really slowly because I’ve got like a chicken and a bag of potatoes in my backpack and some of the time I’m literally just running up and down my road because I’ve worked out the miles a bit wrong and I just want to get the right amount done today.

“It’s made me realise that running also has a purpose beyond fitness, like I can get to places by running! And I’m really enjoying that. I feel completely unshackled from the training plans and if I can do this time for this event. I don’t care, as long as I am running along the seafront in Brighton with a glass of champagne at midnight doing my final mile, I don’t care how I get there now!

“I took an open water swimming intensive day course last summer. I thought I would be fine; I thought I’m pretty fit and healthy and I was fairly sure I could do front crawl quite well as a kid and I’d done breaststroke on holiday and stuff since then. And it was horrific. I completely and utterly couldn’t do front crawl, my breathing was all screwed, and my legs were much heavier than my top half so I had a terrible position. I basically cried for most of the afternoon!

“So I’m taking a year long course in open water swimming and I’m absolutely loving it! It’s so much scarier than teaching myself to run because if you get tired when you’re running you can just pop your bum down on a park bench or just stand on the side of the road. But if you get tired and overwhelmed swimming, especially if you’re in the sea, you can die. So you have to sort your head out as well and make yourself strong enough to get done what has to be done physically. It’s turned out to be a bigger challenge than I realised. It seems like an unbelievable freedom to be able to swim in an ocean.”
Finally, Heminsley shared her top tips for starting running.
“The most important thing you can ever tell yourself with any run, from your first to your last, is that no part of your run will be as bad as the bit just before you head out of the door. Because you just dread it so much and the sense of doom so many people feel is so intense. But it isn’t all like that and you will have carved back a bit of your day for yourself and done something excellent with it.

“The mistake I made was to dart out of the door at what I thought ‘a runner should look like’ pace, and then completely put myself into stress and exhaustion in under five minutes! I think loads of people go for their first run, do that and then think that running is always like that, but it just isn’t!”

Preview: The Crucible

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Matriculation is, for many of us current students, our only experience of Oxford’s favourite crowd-puller, the Sheldonian Theatre: hundreds flock to the ceremonial hall dressed in ridiculous garb to present themselves to the powers that be, forced to mumble strange incantations in Latin with the underlying feeling that the whole affair might well be something of a pact with the Devil.

So not too far a cry, then, from Arthur Miller’s celebrated The Crucible, which goes along similar lines. Running a week after the 10th anniversary of the Pulitzer-prize-winning playwright’s death, the much anticipated performance is set to be a very special event. Special not simply because it’s the first ever student production to grace the Sheldonian stage, but also because the impressive cast and crew have created something remarkably effortless out of a bloody difficult play.

 ‘The Crucible is relevant’ is the basic concept behind the performance. Based on the 1692 Salem Witch Trials, it tells the story of a group of girls who, under the malign influence of Abigail Williams, manipulate a town consumed by fears of witchcraft, and begin mercilessly to send innocents to the gallows. For those dubious about the political resonance of the 17th century witch-hunt today, director Lily Slater’s answer would be that, ultimately, this is a play about extreme human injustice.

Miller’s allegory is a stark reminder of the realities of contemporary violence committed under ideological pretexts and the claim to be doing God’s work. Unlike the recent production at the Old Vic, which seemed at times to be an attack on a complicit audience, the horseshoe Sheldonian Theatre lends itself to a hostile courtroom atmosphere, one that makes judges rather than enemies of us all. Witness to the dangers of absolute conviction in one’s own righteousness, Govenor Danforth’s goading, “You surely do not doubt my justice,” only reminds us of the perils of theological prejudice, and the belief that there is something ungodly in debate. In certain corners of the globe, apostasy is still a capital offence; in all four corners, people die for their beliefs or are killed by someone else’s.

This will not be a simple rehash of the widely acclaimed Old Vic production. Steering clear of the tendency to split ears with Miller’s hard-edged, boisterous prose, Slater creates an atmosphere that is rather quieter and more temperate than previous professional productions, no easy feat for a cast of twenty-two. Seeking strength in numbers, even the smallest roles come into their own, contributing to both the verbal and spatial dynamics of an increasingly sinister mob.

Leads have been warned not to fall into the typical trap of hamming-up Miller’s contentious characters: Sam Liu is sharp and officious as Danforth, Thomas Curzon’s Proctor is quietly threatening and softens his aggression as he shifts subtly between his two modes, while Emma Hewitt, as a more mature Abigail is, indeed, a “marvellous pretender”, keeping her cool as a manipulative provocateur amidst the panic that ensues around her. In addition, the performance will be underscored by a haunting student-composed original score, performed a cappella by the cast itself – a good accompaniment to the performance’s eerie sense of calm before the storm.

Perhaps in anticipation of only having the chance for two major rehearsals in the Sheldonian before opening night, the preview demonstrates the directors’ meticulous attention to the use of space. A play centred around the balance of justice and power, the production’s symmetry only adds to The Crucible’s profound them-and-us divide which, when crossed, will result in visibly violent clash. This promises to be an explosive production, successfully stripping the Sheldonian of its “middle-ground” for two nights only.  

Preview: Macbeth

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Constantly toying with the boundaries between reality, the supernatural, fate and madness, Shakespeare’s Scottish play is renowned for being one of his darkest. It is this shadowy aspect of the work which co-directors Tom Fawcett and Lucy Clarke are eager to embrace in their own production.

Their stage is the front quad of Regent’s Park and, in spite of the jam-packed bike racks (which I’m assured will all have been removed by show time), it is certainly a space with dramatic potential. With stony steps providing elevation and the two-storey windows of the dining hall giving effective backlighting, Lucy also tells me the courtyard provides great acoustics. The cast therefore has quite a challenge ahead of them in matching their performances to this striking environment, and they undoubtedly try their best, although sometimes stretch too far and become a tad melodramatic.

 I was shown three scenes including the well-known sequence where the trio of witches in the midst of an incantation are stumbled across by Macbeth and Banquo and impart their infamous prophecy – Macbeth will be king. Dressed in black the witches all shrieked and squealed their spells with maddening pace and volume and their movements across the stage were slow but purposeful, like poisonous snakes. Stan Carrodus as Banquo successfully carried an air of fearlessness and entitlement well-suited to a nobleman and has an admirable grasp of the Shakespearean dialogue. Unfortunately, being in his company makes Alex Hartley’s Macbeth seem almost timid. Even before hearing his fortune, he seems worried just about being in Scotland, although this anxious and frantic demeanour works much better in later scenes once he is implicit in treason.

Speaking of intrigue we turn now to Lady Macbeth. Played by Francesca Nicholls, this Lady Macbeth is as manipulative, half-crazed and dynamic and you could wish her to be. While her speech at times feels forced, overly breathy and mature, it works well in most of her scenes and her faux fainting and forceful shoves provide much of the energy I saw.

With still half a week of rehearsals to go this performance shows a lot of promise, and, while not subtle, this show looks set to reward viewers for embracing the dramatic side of things. Although I would advise audience members to wrap up in as many layers as possible, I’m certain that once you’ve achieved a level of comfort your attention will be captivated by this haunting production. And as one cast member mentioned, if you’re lucky enough for the moon to come out, you might even start thanking the directors for not putting on this show indoors.

 

 

Victory for Oxford on Superbowl weekend

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On Sunday, the New England Patriots took on the Seattle Seahawks in one of the most nail biting Superbowls ever. After four quarters of suspense, the Patriots emerged victorious thanks to the talents of one of the best quarterbacks of all time, Tom Brady, and his band of wide receivers. After a gripping fourth quarter comeback by the Patriots and
a catastrophic interception thrown by Seattle quarterback Russell Wilson, New England took home the glory.

The interception characterised the incredibly strategic nature of the NFL, showcasing the ultimate display of tactics, risk-taking, and
decision-making abilities (or lack thereof) in
the game.

American football exists in Britain on a much smaller scale. Whereas in the NFL, squads have as many as 70 people, teams in the BUCS American football league have significantly less.This year, Oxford’s very own American football team, the Lancers, has seen its most successful season, seeing its first win in the history of the club, with a 62-0 thrashing of the Anglia Ruskin Rhinos at the beginning of the season. This victory was but a taste of greater things to come.

The Superbowl was the second most important game last week, with the Lancers facing off against their local rivals, the Oxford Brookes
Panthers, a team that has beaten the smaller Lancers squad year after year. After a gruelling few hours on the field, history was made
as the Lancers took home the Cavalier’s cup with a 13-6 victory, thanks in no small part to the skills of LMH’s Scott Tan and Merton’s Ian
Simester.

Rumours also exist of a prominent NFL team coming to London – personally, I would be happy to see the New England Patriots become
the Real England Patriots. If you’re interested in getting involved in the Oxford University Lancers American football team, contact President Thomas Fox from St Edmund’s Hall.

Review: Paddington

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★★★☆☆
Three Stars

It seemed almost sacrilegious – the idea of blowing up Michael Bond’s quintessential pillars of British children’s literature for the big screen. But we can all sleep soundly in our beds with the knowledge that director Paul King has created a cosy, heartfelt, and giddily witty family film, proving that he has taken the eponymous bear’s famous tag, “Please look after this bear,” very seriously indeed.

Opening with grainy black and white footage of a geographical expedition to darkest Peru, we witness the origins of the juvenile ursine protagonist and his family – namely their first contact with human beings, and how the bears are promised the warmest of welcomes should they ever find themselves in London. Lo and behold, some years later, after perfecting their English manners and language, the bears’ Peruvian abode is struck by disaster, and our young hero sets off for (yes, you guessed it) that very same London to seek solace, comfort, and – above all – a new home.

The outlandishly contrived opening aside, the Peruvian bear finds himself in England completely unscathed but tragically alone, and sets himself up in Paddington Station looking for some kindly humans to offer him a home (as one does). As expected, his romantic notions of English niceties and etiquette are completely obliterated after spending a few mere moments in one of the country’s busiest train stations. Only the kindly Brown family, who happen to be passing, are prepared to take him in, and thus the story quickly finds its feet – or paws. Looking up at the station in which they found the little bear, the Browns immediately decide upon his name: they will call him “Paddington”.

Ben Whishaw voices the famous bear, and quite frankly he fits the role perfectly. His slightly naïve, playful, milk-and-honey chirp lends itself superbly to Paddington, who is very childlike and trusting. It’s easy to see that Colin Firth was miscast as the original voice (sorry, Colin); his mature, dreamy, Darcy purr simply wouldn’t have worked. As in the original stories, Paddington gets into all kinds of scrapes. Most memorably, he single-handedly manages to flood and destroy the Brown family bathroom. Oh, and he also sets their kitchen on fire. Somehow Whishaw’s affectionate Paddington prevents us from ever scolding him too harshly though. He is terribly cute, after all.

Hugh Bonneville and Sally Hawkins bring Mr. and Mrs. Brown to life with great spirit, and the Brown children are equally delightful. There’s also fantastic assembly of British character actors in supporting roles. Paddington finds an unexpected kindred spirit in Jim Broadbent’s evacuee from Nazi persecution, Mr. Gruber, who owns an antiques shop, and also began his refuge in the country at a train station. Peter Capaldi plays grouchy neighbour Mr. Curry, who epitomises the brunt of the xenophobia Paddington receives from the moment he arrives. Julie Walters is in fine form sporting a Scottish brogue as the ship-shape Mrs. Bird, and there’s even a funny little cameo from Matt Lucas as a London cabbie.

Adding the slightest snag of peril is Nicole Kidman, whose dastardly villainous taxidermist resembles something of a cross between Cruella De Vil and Cate Blanchett’s sadistic Soviet colonel in Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. Kidman really sinks her teeth into the role, and – though she looks a bit like a dominatrix (perhaps that explains the controversial PG rating!) – she offers plenty of light-hearted relief. The climactic perilous scene in the Natural History Museum is great fun. 

“In London nobody’s alike, which means that anyone can fit in,” says Paddington in a moment of surprising poignancy. This is undoubtedly a film about fitting in – about finding one’s place in the world, about acceptance and tolerance. Rather funnily (though it feels like something out of a Ionesco play), nobody questions the fact that this anthropomorphic bear talks, let alone with meticulous articulation and maturity. Mr. Brown tells his children when they first spot the bear seeking friendship at Paddington station to keep walking, telling them that “he’s probably selling something.” Weirdly, it isn’t so much Paddington’s species that sets him apart, but rather simply the fact that he is an outsider, and that he is searching for a new place to call home. Harkening back to the image of evacuated children standing anxious and scared on railway stations during the Second World War (which would have been very fresh in the mind of the reader when the books were first published in 1958), Paddington reverberates timelessly. It’s a refugee story, essentially.

The world of Paddington doesn’t feel all too far from the original setting of the 50s and 60s, though we know it’s been modernised. There is a classic feel to the kinetic colours bursting from every frame of the Brown family home, the bustling London streets, the hazy city skyline, all of which mean that the old-school adventure plot sits quite comfortably. The whole film rests on the shoulders of its impenetrable charisma and well-mannered frivolity. It’s sure to become something of a Christmas classic. It’s a bit like Ted, but a PG-rated version, and in many ways much funnier.

There are very few bones to pick, if they are bones at all. Mrs. Bird may have been changed from housekeeper to “elderly relative” to crush any accusations of a moneyed family, but it’s difficult to escape the fact that it’s all rather fortunate for Paddington that he ends up housed by the middle class well-to-do Browns in a North West London townhouse. Then again, it’s admirable how Paddington doesn’t try to burrow too deeply into issues of class; the Brown family are not happy because of their wealth – they’re happy because Paddington brings them all together in ways they had simply never considered before. As Mrs. Bird says, “What this family needed was a little bit of chaos.” And that’s exactly what young Paddington brings.

Review: The Effect

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★★★★☆

Four Stars

I’m always a bit uncomfortable when I go into a theatre and the actors are already on stage. It makes you feel you are thrown into the performance without having the time to ‘prepare’ yourself for what you are going to see. But maybe, being thrown into The Effect is what the characters themselves are feeling. The play is such that, if we don’t experience what Connie (Ellie Lowenthal) and Tristan (Calam Lynch) are living, we won’t be able to understand much.

An experiment is taking place, a new anti-depressive is being trialled. And this is used as a way to raise big questions. How much do drugs and pills affect our own life? How much does our life depend on or maybe consist of mere chemicals? How can we be sure that what we feel is real, and the person doing the feeling is really ‘us’? It would be tempting of a play to simply raise these questions and leave them unanswered, floating in the air. But the play finds the right balance between creating dilemmas and subtly pointing to a solution – which, for the audience, is kind of a relief.

Particularly powerful is the exchange between the two doctors, where the effectiveness of the anti-depressive is discussed. Opinions are divided, and everything seems to be circular: the symptoms observed could be due to the drug, and giving the impression in the patients that they are in love, or the patients could have fallen in love independently. The play thus reflects on love from different perspectives, although the focus is very much on physicality. The suspicion is never raised that love may also come from witty conversation, intellectual engagement and sharing of values. All this is shadowed by the uncontrollable power of emotions, which drag away everything they find on their way. But the attention of the play is clearly somewhere else, and what it investigates is brilliantly done. ‘The Effect’ is a great play, thought-provoking like few theatrical performances can be. Furthermore, it does so without falling into a mere philosophical inquiry or making us lose interest in what is going on between Connie and Tristan.

The actors are all extremely talented, Connie in particular, and span out the complex dynamics created by the artificial and/or natural dopamine rush. The dialogue is brilliant, never prosaic, but constantly engaging. The only moment in which the play gets perhaps slightly over didactic is the monologue on mental health, which is useful to contextualise the whole thing. It, perhaps, slows down things a bit too much. One clever expedient is making the framework of the play (setting, gestures, corollary characters, music) extremely factual and stiff, and making the doctors moving in a simultaneous and twitchy way. As if it was possible to contain and quantify the elusive mystery of love in a few facts, gestures, or in a play even.