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Cracking season for women cricketers

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While it has been an exception­ally busy term of sport, riddled with inconsistent weather, you’d be forgiven for forgetting about any cricket currently being played in Oxford. However, as the England team have struggled in recent months, cricket fans around the University should focus their attention on the men and women of OUCC, by whom lots of top-notch cricket is being played.

OUWCC started their season early, during the purple patch of weather that was 0th Week. The Dark Blues faced an early season dress rehearsal for the varsity matches that await the team at the end of term in their first BUCS league match of the season, coin­cidentally against Cambridge.

Cambridge won the toss and elected to take to the field, whether this choice was due to their confidence in their bowling attack, their preference to have a fixed total to chase down or just to make the game last the full afternoon, I’m not sure.

Regardless, Oxford got out to a strong start with a commanding first wicket partner­ship between Ellie Bath and Sian Kelly, who between them racked up 93 runs before the first wicket fell in the 16th over. Women’s Blues captain Eleanor Ingram came in at number 3 and chalked up a solid 55*, as she helped to maintain OUWCC’s dominant start by combining with Bath, who finished 82*, to help the Dark Blues put up a seemingly unas­sailable 206-1 after their allotted 30 overs.

After a strong batting performance from Oxford, it seemed that Cambridge knew they would not be able to go toe-to-toe with their opposition. Instead, the Tabs shut up shop and paid the price for it in their innings. The Light Blues were bowled out for a meagre total of 40 runs from 28 overs, as they were wholly dismantled by Oxford’s supreme attack. Alice Quayle took 2 for 12 runs and freshers Alycia Jewes (2 for 8), Sarah Attrill (1 for 2 from 4 overs), and Immy Brown (1 for 6 from 5) also contributed enormously to lim­iting the Tabs’ total as the Dark Blues made it back home in time for dinner following a decisive victory by 146 runs.

Word of this dominance clearly spread like wildfire around their BUCS division as Nottingham Trent withdrew from BUCS en­tirely (reports that sheer terror of OUWCC forced a retreat are, as yet, unsubstanti­ated), and Leicester also forfeited their fixture.

One team that did make good on their promise to take on the Dark Blues was the MCC who came to Oxford for their annual friendly fixture in University Parks. Given the nature of the MCC squad, they were always going to bring their A-game.

This became apparent as their top order put together some strong innings as they raced out to a fast start. Sarah Attrill, how­ever, threw a spanner in the works as she put together an incisive spell of bowling, taking two wickets in two balls, leaving her on a hat-trick ball, which remained uncon­verted.

But, just as in last year’s fixture, by the end of their 50 overs, the MCC had amassed a very solid score of 268 for 7. Unfortunately, Oxford struggled in their run chase and ultimately fell to a painful defeat.

After a brief sojourn of two weeks without a game, the Blues then faced Banbury CC in another development friendly.

Again though, the female cricketers seemed to come unstuck, suffering a heart breaking four wicket loss in the final over of the match to condemn them to defeat.

Looking to June however, there is lots to get excited about in the world of OUWCC, as a whole host of bragging rights are up for grabs. On 20th June, they take on the Town in the traditional Town vs Gown showdown. In what looks set to be an impassioned occa­sion, Oxford’s strength in depth will serve them well.

However, the real showpiece events are the Twenty20 varsity at the Fenners Ground in Cambridge on 12th June (Thursday of 7th) and the One Day varsity at Lord’s on 27th June (Saturday of 9th). Both the men’s and women’s team are returning victors in these contests, looking to repeat their domination from last year.

And if the Dark Blues can replicate their early season form, and the form of previous seasons, then the Tabs should be quaking in their Light Blue boots.

Athletes salvage varsity defeat

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The annual Town vs Gown athletics match was as always an exciting affair as Oxford athletes regained some pride following a calamitous varsity. Athletics clubs from all around Oxfordshire sent their best troops to do battle with the mighty OUAC. Putting the un­expected result from the varsity match behind them, athletes from across the University put on a convincing show of prowess and deter­mination. In the men’s match, OUAC emerged victorious, while in the women’s match they suffered a very narrow defeat.

The men’s track events began with the block­buster event: the 100m. In the men’s match, OUAC Blue Hallam Dixon was beaten by the fin­est of margins in a race that was on a knife-edge until the finish.

The 100m was followed by the 400m and mile races, in which male athletes from Oxford University picked up the win with comprehen­sive performances. On the men’s side, it was clear that the Town’s morale was beginning to crumble. They mounted a brief comeback in the 110m hurdles, with the University athlete finish­ing a close second.

However, after a steward’s inquiry by the University it was revealed that the Town athlete was cheating by using lower hurdles. Oxford’s Tom McQuillin was thus awarded the win and the Town athlete awaits confirmation of his competition ban for violating IAAF regulations.

The University proceeded to clean sweep all other events as the Town’s rally was not suffi­cient to overcome the composed University ath­letes. They won the 200m, 800m and 5k races.

It was a similar story in the field. After an early surge in the javelin and discus, the Town could not maintain their momentum and proceeded to lose all the other field events.

David Kelly jumped a fine d i s t a nc e to win the long jump, whilst Harry Wood­cock reigned supreme in the shot put, winning by well over a metre.

In the women’s events, entries from the Uni­versity were more sporadic, perhaps due to fa­tigue from varsity. However, University athletes won almost every event they entered. The 100m race was dominated by OUAC’s Eniola Oyesanya, who eased to victory with a 0.5 second margin over second place. Solid performances by Ellie Hinde, Eline Helmer and Briana Hazlewood secured OUAC the victories in the 400m, the 100m hurdles and the coveted 3000m race walk respectively.

In the field, OUAC women stepped up to the mark, clean sweeping the entire field competi­tion. Christina Nick’s fantastic double in the shot and discus laid a precedent for further victories. Polly Fullerton launched herself well above any of her competitors in the high jump, while Kate Davies demonstrated why she is OUAC’s javelin extraordinaire.

Unfortunately the dominant performance in the field could not quite compensate for the deficit in the track.

The women’s match was perhaps the more exciting of the two contests because drama continued right up until the last few events. In the men’s match, the last event (the 800m won by Niki Faulkner) was a mere victory lap (x2).

The University will be hoping next year t o retain the title in the men’s match and the women will be hoping to steal the coveted title back from the grasp of the town.

For now though, OUACC looks towards a packed end of season. Next weekend, they head off for the South Eng­land Athletics Association championships at the Lee Valley athletics centre.

At the end of the month, Light and Dark Blue will join forces to take on the best of Harvard and Yale at Iffley in a Brits vs Yanks showdown. The season culminates with the UK championships in Bir­mingham on Friday 3rd July.

For now the club will hope to use the momentum from these encouraging results to push on for a fitting end to the season.

Hockey goes underwater

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Octopush is not, as commonly thought, a squid with a lisp, but one of Oxford’s niche sports. Underwater hockey, for the uninitiated, has gone from strength to strength since its introduction to Oxford in 2006, and had the honour of being mentioned in matriculation by the Vice-Chancellor. Cuppers on Saturday 30th May attracted five teams, and was hotly contested, with Lincoln emerging from the depths victorious.

Octopush teams consist of six players, with up to four subs, and substitutions are a frequent occurrence. In terms of stash, each player has a mask, snorkel, fins, water polo hat, and a short stick the size of a spatula. Apparently one of the unique selling points of the game is the ability to customise your equipment, within basic guidelines, so a defi­nite opportunity to accessorise. The aim of the game is to push a 1.2kg puck (or ‘squid’) into the opposing goal (or ‘gull’), which consists of a 3m tray at the end of the pool. The colour of the stick (or ‘pusher’) denotes the team you are on, much as the colour of the hat does in water polo.

The pitch length is typically 25m, though this can vary due to differing sizes of pool. The vital need for substitutions is due to international lengths of games being up to 33 minutes, including a three minute half time, and much of that is spent underwater holding your breath.

Thankfully for the hardy souls who braved the Cuppers competition, games were not quite that long, and they had an hour long coaching session first to practice. In the Cuppers version of the game, there were five people on each team, plus subs, and they com­peted in short games in a round robin format.

Lincoln was eventually victorious, with St Hilda’s coming second. The other three teams – St John’s, Hertford, and St Anne’s – were all tied for third. In teams where most members had never played before, it was an impressive competition, and, as the captain Eleanor Mitchell surmised, “really fun!”

Though octopush may be a niche and un­heard of sport, it is played at all levels, includ­ing at the international level, and Oxford is a force to be reckoned with.

They train twice a week in the pool, and also practice their skills on land. Apparently tuna cans make great substitute pucks, who knew? They have two teams, one of which consists of novices, who regularly compete in their own tournaments and have been victorious in several.

Most recently, the main team came ninth at the student nationals in Coventry. Sadly as yet there is no varsity match, but plans are report­edly afoot. Come on Cambridge, let’s beat you at all forms of sport.

No change at top in Summer VIIIs’ 200th year

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As the ashes settle and the wash dies down, Cherwell looks back at Summer VIIIs 2015. In some respects, VIIIs 2015 was much like any other year – a few surprises here and there, not much change at the top and comedy at the bottom, but unknown to many spectators until the final day, this year marked the 200th anniversary of bumps racing in Oxford.

That’s right, young men from Brasenose and Jesus have been chopping along the Isis ever since Napoleon was defeated at Waterloo. I feel this anniversary could have been far better publicised and celebrated in greater detail. The commemorative rowpast in authentic boats by alumni from Brasenose and Jesus was a nice touch and certainly along the right lines but apart from this individual spectacle there was nothing commemorative in the schedule or build up to the event.

Sadly 200 years on, we were unable to witness a real bumps race between Brasenose and Jesus, who started five places apart in division two. Happily both crews made progress up the river which was supplemented with the gratuitous use of #200years on twitter.

Not all crews were able to progress. Spoons were, somewhat predictably, awarded to St Catz and Worcester in men’s division one along with St John’s, St Anne’s, St Peter’s, Somerville and Magdalen 2 in the rest of the senior divisions. St Peter’s in particular must be gutted to have lost the gains they made last year with blades.

On the women’s side, the racing was somewhat closer with only two crews – Teddy Hall and Merton – receiving spoons.
Given that Teddy Hall had only entered one crew, the results suggest a clear lack of any depth within the squad. Hopefully this can be turned around next year.
In happier results, Pembroke made strong progress moving up from 4th to 2nd on the river, narrowly missing out on bumping the incumbent headship crew Wadham.

Speaking of Wadham, this crew was fairly dominant all week and responded to the challenge from Pembroke on Friday well with a more comfortable row-over to cement their title on Saturday.

The most impressive climb came from Univ who bumped every day moving up from 8th to 4th on the river – a staggering climb for VIIIs. Elsewhere New College seemed to have learned how to steer and turned that raw potential into success bumping up from 2nd in division two to 11th in division one.
New also had a good run of form on the men’s side, bumping up from 2nd in division two to 12th in division one and narrowly missed out on blades as they were unable to catch Wadham before Wadham caught Worcester on Thursday.

At the top of the river, Christ Church M1 delivered a powerful bump on Pembroke just after boathouse island on Wednesday to secure their position as 2nd on the river and from this point onwards did not face any pressure from below.

However despite this speed they were unable to catch the head of the river crew, Oriel, which consistently moved away by couple of lengths, and retained the headship comfortably. OURCs refused to confirm whether the Tortoises had set a course record but given they surpassed the time of last year’s Oriel M1, it seemed probable.

Unsurprisingly, Keble dominated at the bottom end of men’s division one racking up bumps on St Catz, Balliol, Univ and Trinity. Many had speculated whether the late return of man-machine Constantine Louloudis on Saturday could save Trinity from a bump but it was not to be.

Looking at the minor headships, Oriel retained the men’s second boat headship although Pembroke drew one step closer to trying to win it back. Next year they will start one after the other in what is sure to be a heated contest.

Despite nearly getting spoons, Wadham W2 remained head of the women’s second boats, six places ahead of Worcester W2. This is testament to Wadham’s strength in depth over the years.

Elsewhere Jesus, lost the men’s third boat headship to a commanding Wolfson M3 who also achieved blades, marking a very strong season for the graduate college. The women’s third boat headship was, somewhat comically, retained by the spoons winning St Johns W3 crew. They were only able to hold on to this title thanks to their close rivals Worcester W3 falling three places as well.

Overall, it was a Summer VIIIs which largely confirmed rather than upset expectations. 200 years after its inception, the sheer ferocity of the competition doesn’t seem to have abated.

Degrees of Stupidity – Theology

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A recent survey suggests that only 4 out of 10 people in the UK believe in God. That is, however, considerably more people than believe in the utility of studying the concept of God. Theology is one of Oxford’s oldest degrees, the first course of lectures having been given over 800 years ago. It may be the original “ology”, but it’s long past time for it to make room for something more relevant.

There has never been any disaster in human history in which an anxious crowd has gratefully parted while a strong-jawed hero marched to the rescue saying “Make way – I’m a theologian”.  Abolishing theology would avoid the inevitable awkwardness when someone tells you they are studying theology, and you spend the rest of your conversation wondering “Do they really believe this sh*t or was this the only thing they could get in for?”

No doubt it once served a useful purpose.  When the second and subsequent sons of aristocratic families who lacked the requisite martial spirit for military service were packed into the Church of England, the degree gave them the necessary intellectual patina to bamboozle their peasant parishioners and keep the tithes rolling in.

But it seems that believing in God is not even necessary for a Church career any more. The Oxford University Theology and Religion Faculty website lists “the churches” (note that inclusive plural) at the end of a very long list of possible future careers, after consultancy, the police force and accountancy. The cosmological and ontological arguments for the production of an accurate balance sheet must be something to behold, and it is not clear what value an ailing business will derive from a consultant who tells you, “You need a miracle – and I can tell you what one is”.

It might be said that there are other degrees who find themselves stranded even further up the beach by the changing tides of intellectual fashion – Classics for example. But for so long as a knowledge of Greek and Latin etymology provides a surer basis for answering botany questions on University Challenge than actually studying the subject, Classics will have it place. So it is time to say farewell to Theology, and for the last theologians to ponder their own afterlife.

How Charles Kennedy Became a Student Hero

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Under Charles Kennedy, the Lib Dems enjoyed more support among students than any other party, despite their being a distant third place party nationally. Indeed, Oxford West was a Lib Dem stronghold while Oxford East came to within 2% of containing a plurality for Kennedy’s party, two among dozens of student-heavy seats in which the Lib Dems enjoyed rapturous support at the time. So what was it about him that resonated so deeply with a huge number of students?

Charles Kennedy was an outsider. In a world of refined, polished and plastic politicians, Charles went his merry way into parliament unmoulded, honest and rogue. He treated endless meetings in parliament, and within his party, with the same disdain most of us would. Yet he was unequivocally and deeply a man whose focus was always on the bigger picture. How he managed to survive, let alone be adored, in parliament for so long with these qualities is a testament to his charm, likability and humanity. No one doubted for a second that Charles wasn’t doing something he didn’t absolutely believe in to be the right thing.

His mettle in sticking to his principles is perhaps best illustrated in what many believe to be his finest hour. I remember as an 8 year old, atop my father’s shoulders, being in Hyde Park at my first protest in 2003. Charles shared the exact same birthday as my dad, so I was encouraged to listen, and it was only years later that I understood the significance of what he was doing. It’s easy to forget how tough it was to oppose the war on Iraq, especially now history as made the wisdom of this decision clear. At the time, Charles was either despised as a Saddam-loving dictatorship facilitator, or a fuzzy, naïve pacifist who couldn’t cut it in the real world. Through it all and driven boldly by principle and what he believed in, he stood firmly against the war. While politicians around the world were busy keeping their political lives intact by supporting the war, Charles was making himself the face of the opposition, and by that doing what every politician should be seeking to do – giving a voice to the voiceless.

Consider the consequences of his bravery – as a result of his actions and him being proved right, this country will never rush to war again. We will always scrutinise and question – rightfully so – any move the leaders of this country want to make on our behalf internationally and in war. A truly outstanding achievement.

But Charles was never one to say ‘I told you so’. A deeply humble, never pompous, man he understood the need for humanity when serving his constituents and the people of the country, but equally he understood the need for humanity when talking to people (in parliament and outside) with whom he disagreed. He always conducted fair and open minded dialogue with his adversaries and was up for a conversation with anyone at a moment’s notice. He focused on convincing the other in an argument, rather than defeating or embarrassing them. Not only did this make him popular on all sides of the political spectrum, but it made everyone listen to every word he spoke. Many people claim and wish to be ‘above’ politics, Charles Kennedy was one of the few who might well have been.

I suppose the biggest reason for the endearment he enjoyed in Oxford and afar might be for the simplest- he was one of us. Upon his unexpected election victory in 1983, aged 23, Charles said:

“We have heard much […] about the iniquities of our electoral system. Under the present system many people are effectively disfranchised. However, voluntary disfranchisement is also taking place. During my campaign people of my age and younger said consistently that they would not vote because their votes simply no longer matter and because no Government or Member of Parliament cared a whit about their problems and their striving for employment. That is disturbing for all of the parties and all honarary Members. Those who will contribute most to British democracy in the future are extricating themselves from the system already because they believe that it is no longer relevant. Part of the solution to that is electoral reform, but even more urgent is the need for a more tolerant, caring and compassionate Government.”

After all, isn’t that what we all believe too?

Review: Punk Rock

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★★★★☆

Four Stars

Set in an anonymous northern grammar school, Punk Rock tells the story of seven teenagers and their daily frustrations, power plays and fears. Their lives are an exaggerated version of what perhaps many of us went through in secondary school: boredom, insecurity and a lot of loud music. But exaggeration is the key here; for these kids are smarter, funnier and ultimately far more dangerous than perhaps any of our school personas ever were. 

Our story starts with, Lily (Isobel Jesper Jones) arriving on her first day at a new school. Soon she is introduced to the hierarchies and cliques that rule the corridors. Her first point of contact is the rather tragically uncool William (Hamish Forbes). William proceeds to impress upon her his social status by showing her his privileged access to a semi precious book in the library. Just how tragically uncool William really is, becomes fully apparent when we meet the eminently cool school bully Bennet (Keelan Kember). At the head of his trailing entourage is his girlfriend Cissy and his best friend Nicholas. Sulking in the shadows of periphery social status is the poor Tanya who attempts some form of doomed resistance to the hegemony of Bennett. She is mainly fighting for the socially challenged genius of the group, Chadwick (George Varley), who receives the full brunt of Bennet’s public shows of power.

Much of the play revolves around the daily battles and seductions amongst these characters. Wiliam tries it with Lily, Nicholas gets it with Lily. Bennet demands public shows of subservience, while Chadwick sits there and says clever things. A lot of it is like watching a cleverer and more vicious version of the inbetweeners.

I say vicious because the play has a dark underbelly that jars with the surface layer of jovial yet malicious wit. Director Archie Thomson, has made the wise decision of adding a series of abstract transition scenes set to music, conveying the building sense that something is not quite right. It is a wise decision but ultimately one which I’m not sure is quite adequate. The play features an extremely dramatic climax which jars with the quotidian premise. This however is perhaps more a fault with the play than the production itself.

This is a distinction that needs to be made because the direction and the performances were on point throughout. In this regard Hamish Forbes deserves special recognition for in many ways carrying the narrative thrust of the play and indeed the out of place climax. In the latter half of the play his performance was akin to David Tennant’s manic and deranged Hamlet. His real achievement was the great control and finesse with which he developed his character from normality to insanity. This control did much to alleviate the inconsistency inherent in the original story.

Bennet, played by Keelan Kember in many ways stole all of his scenes; being by far the best scripted character. Luckily he lived up to the intelligence and humor of his part by playing Bennet as part Posner from the History Boy, part Algernon from Earnest and part Nelson from the Simpsons. He was able to create such an impression due to the professionalism and consistency of the cast overall. George Varley as Chadwick really shined in the scene where he finally stands up to Bennet. Otherwise his silent yet incredibly mannered presence was instrumental in pulling of the sense of oppressive tension at the school. Ali Ackland Snow’s irreverent non sequitor line delivery as Cissy provided some much needed comic relief in the more intense scenes.

It is a real credit to both the direction and the performances that they kept us laughing right until things started getting serious. Yet it is undeniable that that the transition from the comical to the serious still felt a little disjointed. As this was more a flaw in the script than the production, I very much recommend the trek out to LMH for an intense, hilarious and ultimately very challenging addition to Trinity’s theatrical fare. 

Interview: Lord Falconer

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Be careful who you share a flat with: you never know where it might lead. In the late 1970s, Charlie Falconer found himself sharing a flat with fellow trainee barrister Tony Blair. Thereafter their paths diverged, Falconer into law and Blair into politics. But Labour’s 1997 election victory brought Falconer into the heart of government initially as Solicitor-General; then Minister of State with responsibility for Millennium Dome (or “Dome Secretary”); next Minister of Housing, Planning and Regeneration in 2001; and in 2003 he joined the Cabinet as Secretary of State for Constitutional Affairs and Lord Chancellor. Then Secretary of State for Justice, Falconer stepped down when Gordon Brown became Prime Minister in 2007, but in May 2015 he was appointed to shadow the Justice portfolio.

Falconer remains proud of his 10 years as a Blair minister, believing Blair “fundamentally changed Britain by making it much, much fairer”, pointing to the minimum wage, the Human Rights Act, the Freedom of Information Act and the increase in the funding of NHS. He believes a key Blair achievement was a move from a philosophy of “hand out” to “hand up”. “We made the public sector, health and education, really allow people to transform their lives. Instead of it being a sort-of second-rate safety net it became instead a means of enabling people to change.”

Not surprisingly, he names the Iraq War as the Blair Government’s greatest disaster, “It was based on the proposition that [Saddam] had Weapons of Mass Destruction and he didn’t. And it has obviously had an effect on defining the government.” For all that, he thinks Blair, who he describes as a man who “achieved so much for the Labour Party and the country”, has been treated “incredibly unfairly”. He believes “history will be much kinder than the present view”.

Whatever else Labour now feels about the troubled Blair legacy, his election-wining abilities must be the envy of any current Labour politician.  Falconer attributes Labour’s 2015 defeat to the fact that “we didn’t convince the public we should be trusted with government again”.

“There’s a whole series of reasons for it but I think at bottom they trusted the Tories more than they trusted us on the economy”.

Although more guarded in his language than some, he seems to share the view of Liz Kendall and Chaka Umunna that Labour was insufficiently aspirational in its offering. “I believe that it’s really important for any political party, obviously Labour included, to convince the electorate that if you want to do well for yourself and your family then the environment the government is creating will allow that to happen. And if people think that a government is going to stand in the way people doing well and achieving then that government will have difficulty in attracting votes.”

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However Falconer has lent his backing in Labour’s leadership campaign not to a candidate like Liz Kendall who is fairly ostentatiously draping herself in Blairite clothes, but to Andy Burnham, seen as a more “old Labour” candidate. “I think he’s the best person to lead the Labour Party at this particular juncture,” Falconer says. “I think what Labour has got to do is convince people that it is connected to the hopes and fears of people … Andy Burnham is the best person to do that.”

Falconer worked closely with Burnham in connection with the campaign to re-open the inquests into the Hillsborough Stadium disaster, and was clearly impressed by Burnham’s tenacity, “Andy was under some considerable pressure from time to time to not persist and even though it was damaging for him in many respects he persisted and ultimately was able to deliver an inquiry… that revealed the truth. Andy has got really good values and when the test came he passed it with flying colours. He was a politician who was brave and did the right thing.”

In what in Labour Party terms is a very large tent, Burnham has attracted the support not only of a key Blairite such as Falconer, but also Len McCluskey, head of Britain’s largest Union, Unite. Falconer rejects the suggestion that Burnham risks being perceived as being in the Union’s pocket (a criticism made of Ed Miliband after Union votes delivered an unexpected leadership win over his brother David). “Anyone who knows Andy Burnham will knows he most certainly is not Len McCluskey’s man. He will, I’m absolutely sure, be able to convey that.”

Falconer is one of a very large number of Scots who have achieved prominence in UK Labour, a tradition stretching back to Keir Hardie and Ramsay MacDonald. He talks optimistically of Labour finding its way back from the catastrophic 40 seat loss in Scotland, “Our job for Labour now I believe is to explain the benefits for the whole of UK including Scotland of union and be a clear and well-regarded opposition to the SNP in Scotland. Scotland is not a one party state.”

A one party state it may not be, but the Scottish election disaster seems to evidence a shifting of the electoral tectonic plates of far greater significance than Falconer is prepared to recognise. His current view is that the Labour Party should remain “the only party that crosses the border effectively”, and that “we both need each other, the Scottish Labour Party and the English Labour party, we should stay together”. He rejects the suggestion that Labour faces an impossible conundrum, being insufficiently left-wing for voters in Scotland, and too left-wing for voters in England, “I do not accept that the Scottish or the English populations are in particularly different places. There’s a long road back but it’s a road we can go down and get to the end of.”

After stepping down from Ministerial Office in 2007, Falconer devoted much of his time in the House of Lords seeking to bring an Assisted Dying Bill onto the statute book. The bill would allow terminally ill but medically competent patients to request life-ending medication from a doctor. His interest in this cause originated in personal experience, “Like very, very many people I have experience in my own life of people’s death and I have become incredibly struck through that experience of how there wasn’t this choice, that subject to proper protection, that when people were dying they should have.” That experience was reinforced by the many people he met who had very similar experiences, including a number of people themselves suffering from terminal illness and their families. His bill reached the Committee Stage of the House of Lords before the general election. This interview took place the day before the House of Lords ballot for private member bills for the 2015 Parliamentary Session. Falconer was drawn 21st on the list of 44 bills, and will re-introduce his bill on 4 June 2015.

However formidable obstacles remain before there is any prospect of it becoming law, including strong opposition in the Lords itself. Three senior legal figures in the House, Baroness Butler-Sloss, Lord Carlile QC and Lord Brennan QC said the proposed change would leave vulnerable people at risk of abuse and threaten “public safety”. Falconer trenchantly rejects these criticisms.

“They are completely wrong. I think they’ve been closed in their minds about the bill.” He points to the numerous safeguards the bill provides for – two doctors have to be satisfied that the person is suffering from a terminal illness, that it is the person’s firm and settled intention to commit suicide, that the person has the capacity, and that it is a voluntary decision. A judge then has to confirm the decision is indeed voluntary. “That is so much more protection than now where there are absolutely no safeguards”, Falconer says. “People go to clinics in Switzerland without anyone ever looking at what the position is.” He complains that “The people who can take own life [now] are those who have the where-with-all, financial and emotional, to go to Switzerland. So it’s something for a very small group of people and there are no safeguards in relation to those who go there.” He describes the current law, in which those who accompany a patient to a Dignitas clinic may face a five to six month police investigation to decide whether they should be prosecuted, as “an absolute nightmare” and says “I don’t think anybody sensible wants that to continue”.

In October 2014, newspapers were agog with the news that Falconer had managed to shed 5 stone in two years on a diet regime of one meal a day, supplemented by Diet Coke and apples. Private Eye greeted the story with the headline, “Shock: Lawyer Loses Pounds.” While Falconer resists both Diet Coke and apples during our interview, six empty cans of the slim line version of “The Real Thing” litter the office. Unlike that other famous dieting politician, Nigel Lawson, he has not been asked to write a book. “One literary agent rang me up and said `Tell me about your diet’ and I said it was Diet Cokes and apples and you could eat anything you like in the evening. `There’s not much of a book there’, they said.”

So dramatic was Falconer’s weight loss that when he introduced his Assisted Dying Bill into the Lords, a number of his colleagues thought he was doing so because he was suffering from a wasting illness himself. He says “when they were told that I wasn’t … they said `Well pretend that you are, so you get sympathy for your Assisted Dying Bill’. That was a joke. I think”.

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Although no longer the physical heavyweight he once was, Falconer looks set to be a key Labour figure in opposition. As Shadow Justice Minister, he will have the lead role in opposing Conservative plans to repeal the Human Rights Act in what looks to offer Labour its best prospect of defeating a Conservative manifesto commitment. He describes the Conservative policy as “appalling”, accusing them of “trying to fool people into believing that you can have only those Human Rights that the government want you to have … If that is the position then of course that’s no Human Rights at all”.

He accuses the Conservatives of telling “a series of lies”, including suggesting that the Strasbourg court determines UK law when it is the UK Supreme Court which is the final arbiter of compliance, and the UK Parliament which decides whether the law should be changed. There is clearly a strong personal desire to prevent the Conservatives dismantling what Falconer sees as a key part of the Blair legacy.

Supporters of the Act will hope the Diet Coke and apples provide Falconer with sufficient stomach for what will be a tough fight.

Keep the streets of Oxford free for the people

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The busker’s voice is one of the most prominent and defining sounds of Oxford’s centre; their melodies have wafted down Cornmarket’s side roads and become engrained within its stone-walls. But this music is not simply a characteristic of the city, it is an intrinsic part of the musicians that produce it. This was made all too clear on Thursday afternoon last week, when a troupe of Oxford buskers, led by guitarist Jonny Walker, staged a musical protest against the city council’s proposals to make their life’s work a potential “criminal offence”.

According to the Oxford City Council’s Code of Practice, musicians should no longer be able to use a space for more than one hour, should not sell any merchandise or request money for their work, must not busk within 50metres of each other but should “Smile, enjoy yourself and entertain others” despite this.  Given the absurdity of certain guidelines, it is no wonder that buskers from around the city gathered to express their disappointment in the council’s unwillingness to work with, rather than against, the music of the streets.

Many people affected have commented on the recent questionable use of the authorities’ time, focusing on creating new types of ‘criminals’ and new fineable activities, at the expense of focusing on the prosecution of current wrongdoers. Not only busking, but sleeping rough, pavement art and even feeding pigeons have all at one point been considered under the Public Space Protection Order as causers of disturbance or discomfort for the public. Other UK cities have also secured a buskers code of conduct; however the criteria for intervention is specific to case – only in instances of legitimate public harassment and complaint will action be taken against an individual.

In Oxford, the laws will make it much easier to be ‘non-compliant’, leading to an unnecessarily large amount of buskers being robbed of what could be their only hope for making a living, being fined sums that are often not immediately available to them. This is not just a question of money, however; for those people relying on the safety and comfort of their regular ‘busking environment’, redefining the guidelines could mean forcing them into nomadism, exacerbating their already-too-strong sense of having no home. Although the proposals to criminalise sleeping rough have recently been withdrawn, buskers would still be officially prevented from “ Positioning themselves in such a way that could be deemed begging, e.g. sitting on or wrapped in a sleeping bag or blanket”, under the new code.

Implementation of these new rules has stemmed from an objection to “unsafe and unfair” practices of buskers in Oxford, not specified by the council. When asked whether she would reconsider the policy, and asked to clarify the reasoning behind the code’s initiation, Labour Councillor Dee Sinclair claimed to the police that she was being ‘harassed’, and refused to further negotiate on the issue. What seems most frustrating is the vague attitude adopted by the authorities in their responses, rebuffing any proposal to collaborate with the Musicians’ Union or the Keep Streets Live campaign.

The greatest fear expressed by these associations is of the potential deterioration of Oxford’s cultural identity as an artistically vibrant and embracive centre and the stigmatisation of an activity from which the council suggests the public need ‘protection’ which is meant in fact for their enjoyment.

Oxford Union passes motion that it is institutionally racist

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The Oxford Union has today passed a motion that the Union is insitutionally racist, following a public outcry last week over advertising a cocktail in a manner deemed to be racist.

The cocktail was themed to coincide with the debate “‘This House believes Britain owes reparations to her former colonies” and was called, ‘The Colonial Comeback!’. One version of the flyer depicted black hands in chains.

The events received national media coverage, and the Union BME Officer resigned the following morning, saying,  “I’m disgusted at the way they have behaved both, towards me, and the wider black community.”

The motion passed today at Standing Committee was proposed by Union Treasurer Zuleyka Shahin. It followed a further motion, passed unanimously by the Committee, condemning the cocktail as racist.

The Standing Committee is chaired by Olivia Merrett, the President of the Union. She is reported by the Twitter account @RMF_Oxford, representing the ‘Rhodes Must Fall’ movement in Oxford, to have denied knowledge of the offending flyer prior to its release.

 Merrett was unavailable for comment at the time of publication. More to follow.