Tuesday 8th July 2025
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Bexistentialism HT15 Week 1

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Oxford time, as I/you/he/she/you/it has said before, ticks to a curious time. But if you ever want a recalibration into the logistics of time, all you need to do is sit through a collection.Blatantly named for their purpose for you to collect together all thoughts on your own inadequacy, there isn’t a minute which is not felt.

But I’m not going to write about that. Nor the fact that I have a permanent-ink-cartridge-fountain-pen which means I am forced, by being pretentious enough to use a fountain pen, to bring a pot of ink to exams in case it needs refilling.

I’m not even going to discuss those who smugly flex their fingers as they gaze at their work, the words “gosh aren’t I just awfully clever” leaking from their mind like the socially incoherent fuckers that they are (not.bitter).

With my collection taking place on Saturday morning, the rest of the day is fated. And thus it is unsurprising that I wake up the next day with the remnants of costume and face paint, and struggle out of my room to the torturous reminder that daylight is a thing.

I wade through existence into the shower, and exhale as the hot water (turned only half on, a weak student shower being too much for my frail body) trickles onto my cowering skin. And it is as I sigh, of course, that I remember. Last night I lost my keys.

As I like to believe I’m not the only useless person in Oxford, I assume that you, fair reader, may understand that familiar thud in the stomach. By the time I find myself, hours later, searching the field by the Sports Pavillion for my keys, the thud has become a steady metronome.

My stomach is thudding unnecessarily out of time with my thumping head. It seems the skies have swallowed them up. Quickly, what was meant to be a free and simple Bop, turns into an £80 extravaganza. Yes. Replacement keys cost £7.50 more than a passport(on which I was forced to splurge days before).

I may start to claim that these columns are myriads of fibbery. It’sthe only way I’ll be recovering any pride. Fittingly, an image returns to my head. One leg either side of the Catz fence, I make eye contact with people in a ground floor bedroom. Their sober faces, even through my inebriated mist, are clearly etched with disbelief at Stupid Girl On Fence. Oh strangers, if only you knew how right you were.

Oxford University to pay Living Wage

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Oxford University has confirmed that it is going to become an accredited Living Wage employer in April 2015. Oriel and Wadham have also announced that they will be following Hertford in becoming accredited. 

Stephen Goss, Pro-Vice-Chancellor (Personnel and Equality) commented, “I am very pleased that the University is taking this step. It guarantees the Living Wage to all our employees and will ensure that, as we revise or set up new agreements, the staff of contractors who work regularly on our premises also receive the Living Wage.

“Today’s announcement represents the culmination of several years of constructive working with students who, with the support of OUSU, have been campaigning for this important change.”

Ruth Meredith, VP (Charities & Community) was exultant at the news. She said, “OUSU’s Living Wage campaign has been campaigning since 2011 for Oxford University to become an accredited Living Wage employer.

 “Today, we have finally won. The decision will improve the lives of people across Oxford. By accrediting, Oxford University is making an unequivocal statement that poverty wages are unacceptable, and have no place in our community. They are listening to the voices of the people who work with and for them, and taking it seriously. 

“Along with Hertford, Wadham and Oriel have shown that sustained student and staff engagement and activism yields results.

“I believe that this is the last answer to those who say that “it can’t be done”, or that “it’s not for Oxford”. Hertford have shown that colleges can accredit, and now the University has proved that the Living Wage is for Oxford. I look forward to more colleges taking the same step this year.”   

Fergal O’Dwyer, Oxford Living Wage Campaign Co-Chair said, “This is the most significant event in the campaign’s history. Getting the University to accredit has always been our most salient aim, and I’m proud of the work that the campaign has done toward achieving this.” 

However with only 3 out of 44 colleges and PPHs accredited Living Wage employers the campaign still has work to do. As Sam Couldrick, Dwyer’s fellow Co-Chair, commented, “While this is a great victory which ought to be celebrated, there is still more to fight for. Some colleges still refuse even to pay the Living Wage. I hope that this announcement encourages all colleges to think seriously about the respect and security they give to their staff. The announcement gives us a huge momentum boost that can hopefully be translated into wider spread, long-lasting change. For the first time in the campaign’s history, the tide is with us.”

The news comes shortly after Cherwell‘s investigation into the treatment of college staff.

The Cherwell guide to watching sports in Hilary Term

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Are you looking for a better method of procrastinating? We have created a simple summary of the upcoming major sporting events over the course of the term, to help you while away your time, isolated from essays and problem sheets.

The American Football Season will come to an exciting close with Super Bowl XLIX, the 45th edition of the Super Bowl, where the American Football Conference champion will face the National Football Conference champion on February 1st. Do not be put off by the late kick-off time (23.30 GMT) – this spectacle is an incredible way for all members of college to come together, pretend to be as American as possible and experts on the convoluted, yet highly enjoyable, sport. Expect lots of booze, Katy Perry and Lenny Kravitz providing halftime entertainment, and unacceptable amounts of snacks and unhealthy food – think American-style Thanksgiving and Christmas rolled into one.

The crowd-favourite football season continues as usual, with the race for the Premier League looking like a two horse match between Manchester City and Chelsea. The two square off on Saturday of 1st Week at Stamford Bridge, with many more high-profile clashes over the course of the term.
With the Rugby World Cup coming up this Autumn, this Six Nations will be a key indicator of how the preparations are going for the major northern hemisphere teams. We will see World Cup group rivals, Wales and England, going head-to-head in what is sure to be a tense, but no doubt great, encounter. Expect fierce rivalries to show themselves in your JCRs as supporters of all nations get behind their team.

2015 means it is World Cup year for cricket, with the competition taking place in New Zealand and Australia. In total, 40 matches will offer cricket connoisseurs across Oxford plenty of opportunities to watch live matches to pass the time – it seems unlikely, though, that this event will be able to draw the same crowds that Super Sunday football matches might. Nevertheless, given the loyalty many Oxonians have to their respective home countries (no matter how tenuous the connection they have with the countries in question), these matches are sure to provide hours of entertainment. English cricket fans will watch with trepidation to see if the decision to axe Alistair Cook as captain of the ODI squad pays dividends, and whether they can overcome their especially poor World Cup record in recent years, having not made it to the semi-finals for more than two decades.

To make sure you enjoy all of these sports as a college, talk to your JCR Sports and Entz Reps, get the JCR-funded snacks ready for the big match days, and make sure your work is done so you can really enjoy what is sure to be a great term of sport.

Where are they now: Nizlopi

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When listening back to Nizlopi’s 2005 hit ‘The JCB Song’, it’s easy to understand how the song reached number one. Detailing the stolen moments of a young child with his idolised dad, it instantly had a dual demographic. Both love-starved children and overtly sentimental types rushed out to purchase the single, although the weepy latter may have burst apart at the seams on the way to Woolworths.
 
A primary school disco was not complete without hearing Nizlopi listing various toys, or the cringey “rhyming” couplet ‘My dad’s B.A. Baracus,/Only with a JCB, and Bruce Lee’s numchuckers’. It was cheesy, but endearing.
 
The band had the makings of greatness. Listening back, they sound like that sickly-sweet cherub Ed Sheeran who’s made bags of cash since being their one-time roadie.
 
So why haven’t Nizlopi? Despite producing two further albums and touring incessantly to often sold-out venues (and supporting Christina Aguilera), for
some reason, they just haven’t managed to compete with the big boys.
 
Maybe all they need is their old friend Ed to put in a good word. 

Shades of the Savannah

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Preview: The Oxford Revue’s Audrey

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Following the success of last term’s Audrey’s at the Wheatsheaf, The Revue have moved to The Old Fire Station. I met Barney Fishwick and Dan Byam-Shaw, of The Revue fame, to talk about what to expect from their show this Tuesday and the subsequent Audrey’s in 4th and 8th week.

For those unfamiliar with the show, it was set up two years ago to fill the void of comedy nights in Oxford. The aim is to present a platform where new comedians/writers can find a way into the comedy scene at Oxford that, at the moment, is predominantly dominated by groups like The Imps and The Revue. By giving people who haven’t performed before the chance to do it alongside performers more experienced with the format, the hope is to make the whole thing less intimidating. Indeed, this is reportedly where former Revue president Jack Chisnall first got involved. The shows are open to anyone, says Byam-Shaw, so “if you want to audition, please email [email protected]”.

This reflects, according to Fishwick, Revue’s general change over the years; “there used to only be six members but this year our committee is made up of 15 members.” However, hard-core Revue fans shouldn’t worry as the format of the shows aims to strike a 50/50 balance between Revue content and fresh faces.

Of course when talking about the comedy scene in Oxford, it is difficult not to draw parallels with the thriving scene in Cambridge. The Footlights have hundreds of people wanting to get involved every year – something that both Byam-Shaw and Fishwick said they were aiming for for the Oxford culture. Byam-Shaw says the way to do it is with events like this, which can really help “foster interest”.  

When I asked what they thought the change of venue – from last term’s Wheatsheaf to the Old Fire Station – would do for the nights, they were both excited about the prospect. “The Wheatsheaf was good in many ways with a relaxed pub atmosphere, which is good for stand-up,” however, they noted, “it was not so good for sketches.” This was to do with people talking at the back, a generally too-small capacity and a feeling of under-rehearsal. The hope, it seems, is that the more obvious theatre setting will make for a more rehearsed and “regular” format. When you increase regularity, quality and consistency improve along with it.

Fishwick also pointed out crucial the audience is, “if they are not laughing, then you have nothing to feed off.” As I’m told to expect “songs, sketches and slivers of stand-up” in a new-improved bigger venue, I’m sure this won’t be a problem. But make sure to book tickets for Audrey at the Old Fire Station on 20th January so they don’t look sillier than they planned to…

Free Education banner dropped from St Mary’s Church

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Oxford Defend Education organised a banner drop on Saturday 17th January, outside Exam Schools. The banners, declaring ‘Fair pay now’ and ‘Education not for sale’, fell from a window opposite Exam Schools and from the top of St Mary’s Tower, in an effort to draw attention to what Oxford Defend Education describe as exploitative pay in universities for support staff and academics, as well as to protest against cuts to higher education.

The action also comes in the context of direct action at other universities, such as the occupation of a building by student activists at Warwick University in December.

The banner drop follows a social media campaign by Oxford Defend Education drawing attention to discrepancies in wages between Oxford’s Vice Chancellor and the University’s support staff.

On the Facebook event for the campaign, entitled ‘Andrew Hamilton – IT’S PAY DAY!’, Oxford Defend Education stated, “Before Hilary term even begins, he [Andrew Hamilton] will have earned the same amount as Oxford’s lowest paid full-time staff earn in a whole calendar year.’

According to Oxford Defend Education, this figure was calculated by comparing Oxford University’s lowest pay grade for full time staff (£14,959) and the Vice Chancellor’s annual total pay in 2013, including his pension (£434,000).

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The campaigners wish to see a reduction in the pay gap between the highest and lowest paid university staff to a ratio of 5:1 over the next five years. This would mean that the highest paid full-time staff would earn a maximum of five times the lowest paid staff. In addition to this campaigners also want to see the Living Wage  paid to all employees, including those who are subcontracted, part-time and temporary workers, as well as action to reduce the gender and racial pay gap affecting staff.

Will Searby from Oxford Defend Education said, “It’s important to recognise that I think we’re seeing a far more organised student movement now than has previously been the case. 2010 obviously still looms quite large on the public consciousness, but it’s important to remember that 2010 was a massive defeat for students. What you’re seeing now is a student movement informed by people who learned lessons from four years ago, with a proactive, rather than reactive approach.

“That’s reflected in student activism, so whilst the protest in November of last year was only 10,000 strong, compared to the consistent 150,000 you saw in 2010, it had clearer aims, we’re not just reacting to attacks anymore, we’re fighting back, and as a result the demands are far more inspiring, students in 2010 were marching against a rise in tuition fees, now were marching for free education, which includes fighting casualisation of academic and support staff, addressing race and gender pay gaps, and generally fighting for the kind of education that inspires us.

“That’s not to say the threat of defeat isn’t still there – our own Vice Chancellor is one of a number of people lobbying to raise tuition fees to £16,000 a year, but there’s far more hope now, and a far clearer understanding that our fight is only one aspect of an across-the-board attack on Higher Education and society at large.”

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In response to the issues raised by the protest, a University spokesperson told Cherwell, “For many years, Oxford has ensured that everyone employed by the central University is paid the Living Wage. The University has been considering further steps on the issue of the Living Wage and hopes to make an announcement in the next few weeks.

“The Vice-Chancellor’s salary as of August 2014 was £339,000. This represents a one per cent rise on the previous year, in line with the one per cent rise for all University staff. The Vice-Chancellor’s annual salary, benefits and pension contribution totaled £442,000 as of August 2014.

“Oxford is one of the great universities of the world, making a major contribution to the economic prosperity of the UK as well as to tackling global challenges through its research. Its research output is vast, it has an almost billion-pound-a-year turnover not including the colleges and Oxford University Press, and it has great institutional complexity. The University must remain globally competitive and its Vice-Chancellor’s remuneration needs to reflect that.” 

The National Campaign Against Fees and Cuts (NCAFC) have called for further action across university campuses on January 31st.

Voices from the Past: Robert Browning

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Hearing an author read his or her own work can be an odd experience, particularly if (as is very often the case) it’s a far cry from how you imagined the work to sound in your head. But it’s also thrilling, enlightening and often rather funny – some authors are definitely much better writers than speakers. Many of the nineteenth and twentieth century’s most famous authors were recorded reciting poetry or reading extracts from their novels, sometimes in a single, unique copy. This week the Cherwell spotlight falls on Robert Browning, the famous Victorian poet and Honorary Fellow of Balliol College. This crackly recording of “How They Brought the Good News From Ghent to Aix”, made in 1889, is one of the very oldest by a major poet.

Unfortunately, having been put rather on the spot, Browning forgot the words to his own poem: “I’m terribly sorry but I cannot remember my own verses.” Nevertheless, it’s easy to sense his admiration for this newly invented machine with the power to capture the human voice, and the shouted ‘signature’ at the end suggests a man unsure if he’s speaking, writing, or both. Browning died just eight months after this recording was made, and when it was played to a gathering of his admirers on the anniversary of his death, it was said to be the first time a person’s voice “had been heard from beyond the grave.” Had the development of the Edison Cylinder been delayed by just one year, the voice of this great poet would have been lost forever.  

Home bursar’s claims dismissed

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AN EMPLOYMENT TRIBUNAL has rejected a number of complaints made by former home bursar Jean Wright, who sued St Peter’s College for unfair dismissal, public interest disclosure, and disability discrimination.

However, despite the Tribunal’s decision to dismiss the multiple complaints about the college, including discrimination and whistle-blowing, it did agree that St Peter’s could have explored the notion of repairing the relationships that had been damaged by Mrs. Wright’s behavior.

In a statement released by St Peter’s, college master Mark Damaze and current bursar James Graham were keen to underline that “this is the only matter, a procedural one, on which the Tribunal did not rule in the college’s favour.”

Mrs. Wright was dismissed from her role in 2013 after 12 gross misconducts allegations were made against her. 

Mr. Graham and Mr Damaze told Cherwell, “The Tribunal’s judgment was supportive of the view that the College had reasonable grounds for inquiring into Mrs. Wright’s behaviour and for instigating disciplinary procedures.” 

“It also found that the college had reasonable grounds for believing her behaviour fell significantly below acceptable standards on a range of issues. Further the tribunal accepted and understood that the reason why people complained about Mrs. Wright arose from genuine concerns about her behaviour on a number of fronts – and were not connected to any other issue such as the Claimant’s complaints of discrimination which all failed.”

According to the Daily Mail, College Master Mark Damazer – a former controller of BBC Radio 4 – told the Tribunal in Reading that the allegations were “untrue and without foundation”.

He declared that “the College has sought at all times to deal with the claimant’s behaviour and the complaints about her in a fair and ap- propriate way but could not simply ignore so many staff in distress.”

“While I was not directly involved in the decision making process I believe that the claimant was shown on the evidence to have acted in a way which was not only reprehensible in itself but an abuse of power in respect to her subordinates.” 

Mrs. Wright had also declared that she had been suffering from a condition which made her disabled under the Equality Act 2010, although the college said it was not aware of the disability at the relevant time and that, in hind-sight, it was difficult to see what else could have done to accommodate the claimant.

Mrs. Wright could not be contacted on the matter.