Tuesday 14th April 2026
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The Beginner’s Guide to The Boat Race(s)

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You may not have heard, but this weekend sees a few little rowing races between Oxford and some unknown little university. In order to aid with aggressive shouting/sounding irritatingly clever/impressing Great Aunt Sybil, Cherwell proudly presents The Beginner’s Guide to The Boat Race(s).

 1. History

Men

The first race between Oxford and Cambridge was at Henley in 1829, with Oxford winning easily. The Boat Race has been an annual fixture since 1856, save for the time during the two World Wars. Overall, Cambridge has won a total of 81 times, with Oxford trailing slightly on 78. There has been one dead heat, in 1877. 

Women 

It hasn’t been publicised at all, but this is the first year that the women’s Boat Race will be held on the same course as the men’s. The first event between Oxbridge female rowers was in 1927, when the two crews were on the river separately, and judged on style. It has been held annually since the mid 1960s, mostly at the Henley Boat Races. Overall, Cambridge has won 41 times, and Oxford 28.

 2. Course

Both races will be held over the 4 miles and 374 yards from Putney to Mortlake, on the Thames. It is S-shaped, with the fastest current at the deepest part of the river. 

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 3. Tactics

The presidents toss a coin to decide who takes each station. The North Station (Middlesex) holds the advantage on the first and last bends, with the South Station (Surrey), the advantage in the middle. The coxes both want the fastest line, leading to clashes and collisions.

4. Crews

Both men and women have blue boats, in which members gain a full blue. The reserve Oxford crews are called Isis and Osiris, for men and women respectively, and for Cambridge Goldie and Blondie.

5. Pub Quiz Facts

  • The race umpire who declared the 1877  a heat was over 70 and blind in one eye, and allegedly fell asleep.
  • “The Boat Race” is cockney rhyming slang for “face”.
  • In 1978, Cambridge completely sank.
  • The tallest rowers ever have been 6 ft 9.5 inches.

The Boat Races will be broadcast on the BBC from 16:15, on 11th April.

 Always #BleedDarkBlue.

In support of subfusc

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When I applied to Oxford, I knew I wasn’t signing up for the ‘average’ university experience. I had a vague idea of the traditional dress that we have to wear for things like matriculation and exams, but this was certainly not a key factor in my decision to apply. Looking at the admission statistics, it is true that more private school students apply to Oxford than those from state schools, but abolishing subfusc is not going to suddenly encourage everyone to send off their UCAS form with Oxford on it.

Instead, surely it is incredibly patronising to assume that non-public school students will feel intimidated by what we wear to our exams. To claim that making subfusc non-compulsory will aid access, encouraging more state school students to apply, is myopic and perhaps even insulting. I for one did not come from a private school and yet Oxford’s quirks and traditions certainly did not put me off. In fact, they were one of the aspects that most attracted me to the University.

A recent article in The Oxford Student does at least point out that there are other factors that are perhaps off-putting for potential candidates, such as the fact that we aren’t allowed on the grass… But if the referendum to stop compulsory subfusc secures sufficient votes to pass, where is this attack on our tradition going to end? Before you know it, we’ll have dead grass everywhere. In fact, we may as well get rid of the quads altogether because they’re not a key factor in promoting academic excellence.

Obviously I’m exaggerating, but it really is the same principle. We’re all incredibly fortunate to be studying at Oxford. Personally I think we should remember that and, as an extension, respect these traditions; traditions that have outlived so many people.

Here are six other things to think about before voting to get rid of it, or maybe five if you discount number two about how on trend we are going to be this summer. For proof of this see my subfusc (and Gossip Girl) inspired high-street picks below.

  1. Exams are important. Having a ‘uniform’ that we all have to wear for each University exam helps us to remember the importance of what we are doing. It also makes getting dressed in the morning before an exam, quick, easy and stress-free. Panicking about having nothing to wear is something we all experience and are more likely to when we’re already stressed. I mean have you read Matilda Kahl’s story that is currently circling the web? Rather than wear whatever she wanted to work, she has decided to wear a uniform to eliminate extra stress. Her uniform is chic, smart, and actually remarkably similar to our subfusc (minus the gown). Wearing the same thing in the exam also promotes a sence of community. Never mind the fact that by looking the same we eliminate distractions in the examination hall.
  2. Subfusc is cute. Granted, this is not really a reason to keep it, but as part of the fashion team I feel it is important to state. Again, look to Matilda Kahl. On top of this have you noticed how many sleeveless trenches and long-line blazers are on the high street right now? They basically look like gowns. (See below for our subfusc inspired high-street pieces). Meanwhile black and white will never go out of fashion.
  3. We like the flowers. Not only do they look and smell beautiful (as long as you don’t suffer from hay-fever), it really is one of the best feelings pinning on that red flower just before your last exam, knowing full well that it is going to get drenched in champers (and egg) in three hours time. [NB, unnecessarily killing plants is not a decent counter-argument].
  4. Hello quirkiness! Access reps are worried that subfusc is affecting equal opportunities, but is this not quite the opposite? It could be making those who are less well off more comfortable as it allows everyone to engage in Oxford’s quirky traditions.
  5. Yes we do have to buy these garments ourselves, but did we not all have to buy school uniform? Subfusc is also relatively cheap – around £20 – and there are bursaries available for those who cannot afford it.
  6. What is really wrong with dressing smartly? As second-year Brasenose medic Harry Knights pointed out, “I wouldn’t go to a job interview without wearing a suit, so what’s wrong with wearing this ‘Oxford suit’ to my exams? It’s not me trying to infer superiority and place myself above those not fortunate enough to be in the same position as I am, it’s me respecting Oxford and the opportunities it has given me.” Well said, Harry.

While none of the items actually conform to the regulations, they’re cute nonetheless:

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Premium Pearl and Stone Choker, £100, Topshop; topshop.com

MOTO Loose-Fit Shirt Dress, £42, Topshop; topshop.com

Shorts with front pockets, £19.99, Zara; zara.com

Frilled sleeveless blouse, £14.99, H&M; hm.com

Black Leather Tassel Loafers, £29.99, New Look; newlook.com

Dark Grey Jersey Sleeveless Jacket, £55, River Island; riverisland.com

General Election Survey 2015

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Have you registered to vote? Who will you be voting for? What’s the most important issue for you at the upcoming election?

In the run-up to this May’s General Election, Cherwell wants to know how students at Oxford are planning to vote. Click here to complete our short, anonymous survey. 

 

Review: The Vaults & Garden Cafe

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Like being surrounded by bourgeois elderly ladies? Enjoy flaunting your hefty student grant by treating your friends to extortionate brunches? If so, then Vaults & Garden Cafe is the place for you.

Set in the tiny (read: cramped), Grade I-listed University Church of St Mary the Virgin, Vaults & Garden is what it says on the tin. Indoors, there is a café with fan-vaulted ceiling, serving food cafeteria style. Outdoors, there is a quaint garden with flowers and aromatic herbs, complete with a spectacular view of the Rad Cam.

Breakfast is usually a quiet and less claustrophobic affair. There is a wide selection of offerings, from a Full English to a vegetarian Mediterranean Breakfast. The Full English is far removed from your traditional greasy spoon offerings; modest in size, it is comprised of one decent sausage (if a bit dry), a disappointing slice of bacon, a sprinkling of mushrooms, and some average fried eggs. One star, however, shines from the plate: the café’s homemade alternative to baked beans. ‘Giant beans’, satisfyingly large butterbeans in a rich tomato sauce, are a pleasant surprise and much better than anything from a tin. However, the beans do not make up for the rest of the sub-standard breakfast, and the lack of fresh fruit juices and cold food alternatives is notable.

The general impression is a lacklustre one, especially considering the price. You would be well advised to save your money and go somewhere else. I’d recommend the Tick-Tock café on Cowley Road for a greasy fry-up, or Bill’s on St. Michael’s Street for a classier affair including freshly squeezed orange juice and some of the best porridge and pancakes around.

Lunch is quite a different experience, and one I’d be more willing to recommend. Initially, the packed café can be quite imposing, and some days it can be nigh on impossible to get a table. While sitting in the cold garden was not a viable alternative in Hilary, in warmer weather the outside seating area is rather pleasant, and the perfect setting for lunch or afternoon tea during Trinity. You may find that you need the calm of the garden after the ordeal of queueing up and finding a table without being pulverized by people trying to manoeuvre themselves around the tables that fill most of the café.

Vaults and Garden seem to pride themselves on a wide selection of food but for vegetarians the choice is unfortunately limited, though this is the case with most establishments in Oxford. The food was all very tasty, and (mostly) homemade using fresh, good quality, local ingredients, sourced from around Oxfordshire. However, much like breakfast, it was all rather average for the price. The major flaw here, again, is the cafeteria-style service, which sometimes results in sloppy presentation and cold food. For the same price, you can get a freshly-cooked hot meal in much more relaxed and pleasant surroundings in Oxford.

Though perhaps satisfactory for the odd outing for lunch with family or high school friends, I will not be frequenting the Vaults & Garden. I certainly wouldn’t recommend that you do either.

St John’s in £150,000 legal dispute over hawthorn hedge

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The richest college in Oxford is entering legal proceedings against a retiree over a short length of hedgerow in a case predicted to run up £150,000 worth of legal costs.

The 180-yard hedge in question divides a one-acre plot of land owned by Anthony Bethell, a former architect, and a 1,200-acre plot owned by St John’s. After attempts to resolve a boundary dispute via mediation, the matter has been taken to court and £80,000 already spent by both parties.

Judge Gregory, presiding over the pretrial hearing at Coventry Crown Court, commenting on what he has labelled “the most expensive hedge in Warwickshire”, remarked that both sides might as well “pile up £30,000 each in a field and light a huge bonfire”.

Mr Bethell initially told the Telegraph that he attempted to clarify the boundary in order to restore and replant the hedge, having commissioned a report on the hedge which found it was “neglected, sparse and misshapen”, recommending restoration in the Midlands Style of hedge laying. “They won’t just sit down and discuss the issue face to face,” he said. “They’ve ignored all my approaches and left me with no choice but to go to court.”

“Given how much land they own, you’d think they’d want to quickly settle a dispute over a tiny bit of hedge in Warwickshire,” he added.

However, the Principal Bursar of the College, Andrew Parker, told Cherwell that St John’s had in fact made repeated attempts to resolve the dispute. “The legal action and court proceedings have been initiated against St John’s College by Mr Bethell. Despite attempts to settle the matter by meetings between professional advisers and by mediation, the College regrets that it is necessary to have the matter resolved by the courts.

“Contrary to what sections of the press have reported, the College engaged with Mr Bethell prior to proceedings and agreed the position of the relevant boundary with him and his agents.  Mr Bethell has now brought proceedings claiming a different location for the boundary.  It is open to Mr Bethell to bring these proceedings to a close simply by agreeing to adhere to the previously concluded agreement.”

Mr Bethell was contacted by Cherwell but following consultation with his legal advisers decided not to comment further.

Video: The Lightweight Boat Races

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Men’s Race 

No doubt the crew, with countless thoughts of how it could have gone the other way, will pour many hours into watching this video but first and foremost it highlights the high quality and standard of Oxford lightweight rowing this season. Whilst down on the start, they pushed Cambridge the whole way, never allowing them to break out into clean water and drew agonisingly close at the finish. Having spent far too many hours watching rowing videos myself, I can say without any doubt that I’ve never been more on the edge of my seat as the clash drew closer and closer. Tom Clode steered a brave line and he will return to Christ Church with fantastic experience under his belt.  It is impossible to tell how things would have panned out had the clash not happened. Oxford was definitely making a finishing surge but we’ll never know if it would have been enough. 

Womens’ Race

The women’s race was a similar story. Unlike the men they were up off the start with much stronger bladework and an excellent rhythm than their light blue counterparts. The girls in dark blue were unlucky to be beaten by a very strong Cambridge crew. Again, the two crews drew closer and closer together as a clash drew nearer along the course although in the end no significant contact occurred. Coming into the closing stages, anyone can see that our girls gave beyond 100% and drew back strongly on their opponents. The shock on Cambridge’s faces when the result was announced is a testament to the unbelievable turnout of the race.

If you have been inspired to take rowing to a higher level by what you’ve seen here, get in touch with the clubs via email at [email protected] for the lightweight mens’ squad and [email protected] for the lightweight womens’ squad. Both teams run development squads over Trinity to get a feel for university trialling and to improving your rowing.

Head of Oxford Careers Service defends tutorial comments

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The head of Oxford University’s Careers Service has defended his comments on the benefits and shortcomings of Oxford’s tutorial system.

Jonathan Black, who is also a fellow of New College, was reported as having said that the system “doesn’t prepare graduates for the world of work” and that the tutorial system acts as a “poor education for the job market.”

Speaking exclusively to Cherwell, Black clarified his remarks, commenting, “I do not believe that the Tutorial system actually damages employability prospects, just that there are other skills that recruiters will be assessing that have to be learned in all the other parts of Oxford.

“I think the essential point missing from their reporting is that the employers were asked how well Oxford students demonstrate the key employability skills, not whether they had them or not. I suspect that students to have many of these skills but are often not demonstrating them sufficiently.”

A study of 500 major UK employers carried out by the University Careers Service this year, which seeks to compare how job applicants with an Oxford degree compare in the eyes of employers with those from other universities, showed that Oxford students clearly demonstrate self-management and problem-solving skills. However, they were less likely to exhibit superior teamwork, business awareness and leadership skills.

With regards to this study, Black commented, “The point of the research… is to quantify what employers think of students, understand where there might be gaps, address them from the careers view, [and explain] to students where they may need to concentrate as they prepare for interviews… so in that regard, we hope they find this useful information.”

Whilst the study is critical of Oxford students’ ability to demonstrate certain key skills, its findings also show that between 20% and 50% of employers reported that students with an Oxford degree were ‘better or much better’ than the average student.

Black also stressed to Cherwell that the Careers Service actively works to help students develop and demonstrate these key skills in the light of these findings, with programmes such as their Student Consultancy, internships, and the Insight Into Teaching scheme. Some of these programmes are unique to Oxford.

The Careers Service page on the University website claims that the university organises 15 careers fairs per year, alongside over 450 workshops run by careers advisers every year and up to ten times that number of potential one-to-one appointments that can be accommodated by the service every year.

Responding to Black’s comments in The Times an Oxford alumnus, who is now a leading figure in the business community, broadly agreed that students could not expect the tutorial system to give them each and every skill they will need in the world of work.

They commented, “There’s a lot of truth in this comment. The Oxford system is strong on encouraging individual leadership skills, but places less emphasis on more general teamwork qualities.”

A spokesperson for Oxford University told Cherwell, “The University of Oxford surveys recruiters on an annual basis to find out why they recruit at Oxford and how Oxford students are viewed relative to other UK students. The latest survey found that a majority of employers say Oxford students rate better than other UK students on six of the eight key employability measures; in the other two (team work and business awareness) Oxford students did not score better relative to other students. This is hardly an indictment of the tutorial system – if anything, it confirms that Oxford students are highly valued by employers.

“No student is guaranteed a job simply because of the university they attend, but Oxford students are uniquely well equipped and highly successful in whatever field they choose to pursue. Oxford graduates consistently have one of the highest employment rates in the country, and the average starting salary for Oxford and Cambridge graduates exceeds that of the average university leaver by several thousand pounds.

“Most importantly, Oxford’s tutorial system of education encourages students the ability to think independently and analytically whatever subject they study. At a time when most people will change jobs and even career paths multiple times over a lifetime, this foundation is as important as any to anyone going into the world of work.”

Is Charli XCX pure evil?

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Scouting around the half-empty 02 Academy, I realised swiftly that, barring mums, I was pretty much the oldest person at the Charli XCX concert. I headed to the bar, and bought a pint of the beer I am legally permitted to consume, giving an awkward “No really, I’m not grooming anyone” grin to the bartender. As she poured the pint, and the teenagers looked on in scorn and envy, Charli came on stage with ‘Sucker’, the title track of her upcoming album.

And then it got quite sad. Because although Charli XCX is like, legitimately famous – famous enough to have more than two songs regularly played in Park End – the combination of mindless enthusiasm and thoughtless album tracks wore thin quite quickly. The art-school pretension that brought Charli to the attention of major labels has been ditched in favour of lowest common denominator pop, and her audience has changed from pinging East London ravers to sullen teens. Maybe if I myself had taken some ecstasy pre-show, I would have felt more engaged. But though she may have that special glow only famous people have, she clearly hasn’t mastered their secret crowd-manipulation and mind-control techniques as well as this man thinks:

The hollowness of the whole set up was upsettingly obvious. On one side there was a crowd of parents and disappointed teens, increasingly aware that they are being fleeced. On the other side was a singer, who knows she is only five hits away from bigger venues and bigger paychecks. On both sides, enthusiasm about as convincing as my ex’s when I took them to see the darts. No one was loving it, apart from possibly Icona Pop, who are still coining in royalties from ‘I Love It’. Some music is better live; some is better in the original. It is a sad indictment of Charli XCX that her best song is best presented in the episode of Girls where Hannah goes to a rave: 

 

When an artist asks the audience, “How are you doing tonight?” the noise that greets them should sound like an infinite number of monkeys have been finally freed from their infinite number of typewriters. The noise should not sound like it’s trying to say, “Not bad, you?” Charli XCX inspired the latter reaction. ‘Boom Clap’ is fun and all, but the only way that Charli XCX is in the best thing from LA to Tokyo is if she’s going by way of the International Date Line. And even then she’s got to compete with Lorde and Flight of the Conchords.

 

Charli XCX is the kind of vacuous act that allows people to dismiss pop music, even to dismiss modern music, on grounds of ‘inauthenticity’, or ‘stupidity’, or some other label that clearly doesn’t actually apply to Drake and/or Taylor Swift. She is the test-tube baby of a shadowy committee, engineered to exploit whatever trend is going, just after the moment of its relevancy. Beyond any arguments of appropriative and/or incompetent co-stars, it’s worth noting that ‘Fancy’ now functions as a marker for the end of 90s revival, and the ratchet, DJ Mustard beat as a ubiquitous West Coast style (Also, can we talk about how Charli XCX replaces Dionne in that video? Because if that’s not whitewashing then I genuinely don’t know what whitewashing is). Charli, or ‘The Charli Function’, as it may be more accurate to call her, is the beast that makes you hate your favourite scene. In 1994 she would have been releasing grunge pop. In 2003 it would have been shabby New York indie pop. Nerds of the world take note, when your sub-culture crosses over into the mainstream, Charli XCX will be amongst the first landing party. 

So be warned now that when hell freezes over, and the devil himself must come on the face of the earth to buy ice skates, he will first make himself known to his pitiful subjects through a collaboration with Rita Ora. In other news, Charlie XCX has a new single out, watch it below.

 

 

Coalition

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★★★★☆

Four Stars

Narrative makes sense of the things we cannot understand but fundamentally affect us. The coalition of 2010 was undoubtedly one such event: a happening that we cannot yet fully grasp. Like last time, it is probable no one will outright win the upcoming election; as such, politicians will spin their own stories to give a sense to this state of affairs. Recently, Channel 4 gave a non-politician, the chance to give sense to those fateful days.

Adopting a politically neutral perspective is easier said than done; unlike other stories, this is a political story, and what sense can (or cannot) be given, is perhaps intrinsically contestable. To his credit, writer Mark Gatiss is partially successful in maintaining neutrality.Sadly he pays too high a price for this feat. 

The coherence Gattis finds in the days between the election results and the coalition settlement is thoroughly apolitical. Indeed from Coalition, one gets the impression these events were not the result of conflicting ideologies and principles, but a result of conflicting personalities in the game of realpolitik. This interpretation avoids partisanship by reducing politics to power plays: everybody is tarred with the same brush. This neutrality inevitaby comes at a cost.

Gatiss claims that Coalition attempts to dispel the current cynicism towards politics. On one level he achieves this. Coalition takes us into the nitty gritty of impossible decisions burdened by unbearably high stakes as the country waits with baited breath. Correspondingly, all the characters are shown frantically trying to second-guess each other with none of them really getting it right. The duress of these circumstances goes a long way in humanising the participants by showing them in all their human fallibility.

Gatiss may be thus successful in combating the alienation between the public and the political class by giving us the opportunity to be sympathetic with the difficulty of their position. But on another level, a story of competing ambitions stokes the very fire of cynicism that it is trying to extinguish. What comes across is not a story of principles competing for representation in government, but a story of characters trying to dupe each other in a bid for power. Showing human fallibility seems to come at the price of showing political integrity. No matter how sympathetic and indeed non-partisan, this interpretation may be, it surely won’t make us any less cynical.

Indeed, the film not only presents an implicitly cynical view of politics, it also seems to endorse this cynicism. Most prominently we see this in how Clegg’s campaign is represented. From the outset, his predicament is described (to use the line scripted for him) as a conflict between his head and his heart: a flimsy deal with Labour versus getting into bed with the Conservatives. How this choice is presented is highly telling. We are constantly reminded how a deal with Labour would be the principled thing to do; Brown spends half his lines telling a skeptical Peter Mandelson the Lib Dems would never sell out, while Paddy Ashdown spends half his screen time looking despondent and conflicted as a tory deal looks ever more likely. The framework for the humanising dramatic conflict is thus the decision between power and principle.

The film’s cynicism is manifest in how it implicitly endorses the former. Take the presentation of Brown and Ashdown, the film’s two voices of political conscious. Brown is unflatteringly presented as an ideological caveman, yet he is also the figure who most strongly represents the idea of politics as a question of principle. We see him pathetically heaving down a telephone as he makes a desperate plea for Clegg to follow his heart, ditch the tories and pursue progressive reform. It is therefore telling that he should also be the tragic figure of the piece. His final scene shows him in melancholic resignation as he realizes he has no chance (a fact the film seems to assume). When Brown makes his impassioned ideological telephone calls, we are shown Clegg holding the receiver away from his ear with a look of exasperation.

It’s not just the characters that don’t take him seriously, the film itself makes an effort to make him look faintly ridiculous. At one point we are unnecessarily shown Brown spilling food all over his shirt. Paddy Ashdown, however, the other ideologue, follows an opposite path. Like Brown he feels the Lib Dems would be paying too high a price if they made a deal with the Tories. Unlike Brown, he is shown eventually coming to endorse the coalition.

Indeed when Ashdown is confronted with the crucial question of whether power is worth the sacrifice of principle, he answers, “fuck it” for it is more important that for the first time the Lib Dems actually “matter”. Campbell comes round to the film’s cynicism in accepting the exchange of principle for power as necessary. The grandstanding speech that marks his conversion is accompanied by uplifting string music and a posy of cheering backbenchers. Incidentally, at no point does the film present Campbell with embarrassing food related accidents.

The cynicism in Coalition both at the level of its character’s motivations and its overall view of politics is nevertheless dramatically effective. There are many engrossing and even humorous moments. Mandelson, played by Gatiss himself, steals most of his scenes by being comically Machiavellian. The appearance of other well-known figures like Balls, Milliband, Osborne and Danny Alexander make for some entertaining additions. Osborne in particular is played as a puerile smartass, while Ed Balls as a more obviously arrogant (and badly dressed) version of Osborne.

Ed Miliband makes a passing appearance eating what I think was a bacon sandwich in the background but oddly had no lines given the coming election. The most intriguing characters however were the conservative backbenchers. Though presumably fictional, one such character has an ominous chat with Cameron in the bathroom where he tells him that if he betrays the backbenchers, there will be “managed regicide”. If nothing else, a cynical view of politics makes it appear much more entertaining than it probably is.

 

All in all, Coalition is a fascinating addition to the pre-election hype. It betrays something of the character of our contemporary understanding of politics. By humanising politicians it aims to create a character-centered narrative that gives some sense to the momentous events leading to the coalition. It also aims to harness the power of dramatic conflict to reengage us with politics. But the very humanisation required for this reengagement is made possible against a view of politics responsible for this very disengagement: politics as a game for power devoid of principle and integrity.

It seems that today, a ‘realistic’ depiction of politics means an unfavorable view of politicians. How justified this is, is perhaps a question for another day. But by setting up a dramatic conflict that makes power mutually exclusive with principle, the film unwittingly commits itself to making drama mutually exclusive with political optimism. Are these but false dilemmas in the in the interests of television? I certainly hope so. But then again all fiction also has a kernel of truth. On the 7th of May, perhaps we will at least know what the public regards as true.

 

Oxford inched out of victory at Henley Boat races

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It is somewhat fitting that the year many feared the Henley Boat Races would fade into irrelevance with the departure of the openweight women brought its most spectacular set of races to date. Sadly despite strong indicators from the early season Oxford were pipped, quite literally, at the post by marginally faster Cambridge crews.

The racing started with the collegiate womens race pitting Green Templeton against Christ’s (Cambridge). The sun was shining and the wind was calm leading to near perfect racing conditions. Green Templeton lead off the start getting out to a lead of half a length by Upper Thames where the Oxford supporters were based to hear cheers from the Dark Blue supporters’ crowd. Sadly they were overcome by a very strong crew from Christ’s who went on to win by just over half a length, around two seconds. In the face of such strong opposition this was a good result for our girls who will undoubtedly move on from their performance in Torpids to another strong showing in Eights.

Then Oriel raced Jesus College, Cambridge in the intercollegiate men’s race. Oriel had been strong favourites to win but an impressive Jesus crew pushed them the whole way down the course. The Oriel boat characteristically pulled out to a lead off the start and slowly extended it over the course, fighting through a series of strong pushes from Jesus. The race ended somewhat bizarrely with Jesus stopping before the finish after they heard a horn from the bank that they interpreted as the finishing gun. At this stage Oriel had opened a clear water lead. Cherwell is yet to comprehend why a crew would stop before they themselves crossed the line and if any readers know why please let us know. The final verdict was three lengths to Oriel.

This capped off a remarkable season for the Tortoises. They appear to be the most successful Torpids crew since records began, achieving the highest ever blades when they bumped from sixth to second in Division One. Soon afterwards Oriel triumphed in a four length win at Eton Dorney over the headship crew in the battle for qualification to compete in the HBR. The win against Jesus saw Oriel claim the mantle of the first male Oxford college team to beat Tab collegiate oarsmen at HBR. After such domination will there be any stopping them coming into Summer VIIIs?

The lightweight fixtures featured the most agonisingly close set of races I have ever witnessed. Cambridge lead off the start of both races by a small margin but at no point in either of the 2000 metre races was there clear water between the crews. Oxford pushed hard the whole way down the course in an attempt to make up the distance and in both races started drawing back up on Cambridge in the closing stages of the race. The tension on the bank was unbelievable in both instances but particularly in the men’s race where the commentator closed off by saying “…Oxford are charging…. and both crews cross the line at the same time”.

Sadly Oxford ran out of course to catch Cambridge with. The final verdict was three feet in the women’s race and four feet in the men’s race. The lightweight men’s appeal following a clash was not upheld leaving the crews in a sombre mood.

Congratulations to Cambridge for a fantastic set of races and winning the Victor Ludorum. I would like to take this moment to recognise the incredible dedication and sacrifice of the lightweight squads who have trained week in week out for over 12 sessions a week leading up to Henley just to do battle for this university. Whilst they were unfortunate to come up against very strong opposition they can hold their heads high knowing they pushed themselves to the very limit and that at the end of the day there was  really no difference between the two crews, given the variation in speed during the stroke cycle.

I hope the crews are not deterred and will continue from strength to strength to BUCS and beyond.

Cherwell will continue its coverage of rowing over the vac with live coverage of the Boat Races this Saturday where OUBC are going for their third consecutive win after the calamity of 2012 and OUWBC look to continue their dominance and be the first women’s crew to win on the Tideway.