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Adventure in Tanzania: Climbing to the top of a continent

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July 2014 saw the departure of 23 Oxford students on a pioneering RAG expedition: a ten-day charity climb of Mt. Kilimanjaro with a fundraising target of £46,000. An extinct volcano, fourth of the Seven Summits (the highest mountains of each continent) and at 5,985m (19,340 ft), Africa’s tallest freestanding mountain would, we were told, be a breeze. So, with malaria pills and £47,583.93 of the most successful fundraising total in RAG history at the ready, we felt invincible.

As it so happens, it took us two full days before we even saw the mountain, let alone the summit. Days at the tail-end of the rainy season are not always clear, so our first glimpse of the mountain was not until the second day of our journey. It rose up out of flatlands, flanked by the occasional hill and blocking out the horizon — it was the horizon. In the lackadaisical fashion typical of those suffering in intense heat, we arrived at the foot of the wrong trail as the sun was setting. What followed was a three-hour race against the oncoming darkness through coniferous forest with our 26 guides, porters, and cooks. We were promptly fed a three-course meal of broth, rice, vegetable stew with strips of dried fish, and slivers of slippery mango with tea, in a carpeted dining tent.

Permit me to seize this opportunity to give you an insight into my level of hiking/ camping expertise: upon seeing the campsite, I exclaimed, “It’s like a music festival!” My boots were already worn in and I had not packed a coat; though I had been persuaded by my friend’s mother to bring an anorak on the eve of my departure. My sleeping bag was twenty years old and therefore twenty years too heavy; my rucksack had a few crucial rips, which somewhat affected its usefulness. Nor did I have a sleeping mat (which left my rock-studded posterior with many bruises).

Thankfully, the next day was easier. Although the morning was spent attempting to see through the thick mist that had settled overnight, after our paper-bag lunch of hardboiled eggs, fried chicken, and finger-length Tanzanian bananas, we managed to break through to reach visibility once more. The silence was incredible — although it meant my heavy pulse from climbing was all the more audible — and in our huddle of tents we slept beneath the unbelievably bright stars.

Contrary to our expectations of one more day’s hiking and a hugely desirous good night’s sleep, we found out at lunch the next day that we would be attempting the summit that evening.

Five hours of baking sun later, we came to Kibo, the last port of call for four routes. At midnight, we were told to fall into line. What followed was six hours of trailing across a steep scree slope by the light of the full moon, as the temperature dropped and our water bottles began to clunk with ice. Through the cloud cover, we could see the distant lights of Moshi and Arusha. We finally reached Gilman’s Point (some 5,700m) and huddled together as we watched the hinter- land of the sky burgeon into a deep, royal blue. This was the final point at which we could turn back but, with the determination of someone who had spent the last few months pestering people for money, I put one foot in front of the other. Collective delirium descended. My head felt as if someone had hit it with a mallet.

The sun was just rising as we got to Stella Point (5,739m), spilling over the horizon and giving everything a beautiful red glow.  For the last 300m I had three guides alternating which of them was leading my arm and telling me I was imara kama simba (strong as a lion). We passed glaciers like the ones you see on nature programmes of the Arctic Circle. By this time, I was past caring. When we finally reached the summit, the sun was already high in the sky and we had three minutes to take a picture before the descent.

This took two hours and I slid all the way. We then had our last night camping underneath the stunning stars, next to a glacial waterfall. The temperatures soared, and we eventually reached the rain forests and Marangu Gate. After another long bus journey, we reached Nairobi, piled into a seven seater and concluded our incredible journey with alcohol and dancing. At home, it took a week to scrub the dust out, leaving only the near-hallucinatory memory of this mountain of scree, sky and silences of somnolent power.

First Varsity hurdle fast approaching

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In a development that will leave Oxford outreach officers from Somerville to St Hugh’s with their heads in their hands, Friday 17th October will see the first ever Varsity horse race, set to take place at the world-famous Newmarket race course.

The race, brainchild of Oxford student Harry Beckett, will form the final event of the Dubai Future Champions Day, a high-profile sporting extravaganza comprised of six races, whichmanaged to attract crowds of over 10,000 people last year.

The Oxford team, captained by experienced Christ Church jockey Lizzie Hamilton, and expertly coached by Great British Racing, has been training intensively for the inaugural race at Oaksey House in Lambourne. Though seven jockeys are in the squad, only five will make the cut for the race itself. But no mat- ter who does ride out to face the Tabs on race day, all seven jockeys have already been part of something momentous — an achievement made all the more impressive by the fierce competition for squad inclusion.

The race will be broadcast live on everyone’s favourite horseracing channel — Racing UK — and will appear the following day on Channel 4. For those seeking a more professional touch, the Cherwell broadcasting team will also be providing coverage.

According to the event’s organisers, students can sign up online for free entry to both Newmarket on race-day, and to Ascot the following day for the QIPCO British Champions Day.

Prospective attendees of this event are warned to book before October 10th. It would be a shame to miss the newest Varsity event on the calendar, after all. 

Sports to look out for in Michaelmas

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Want to play university level sport but not played much Rugby or Football? Never fear, Cherwell Sport asked three students to talk about some of the less obvious university sports that welcome everyone from the expert to the complete novice.

American Football

The perception of American football is not always a positive one. The brutish force of the hits, the constant stop-start nature of the game, the gladiatorial armour 
that somehow is seen as emasculating… all have contributed to a dislike of the sport. It is somewhat alien to us here, something ostentatiously and overtly American, with Air Force flyovers lighting up the already star-spangled atmosphere. It almost feels like a pantomime — something to ridicule.

This being said, there is a great beauty in a sport that elicits such passion. There is no greater feeling than seeing a play executed properly, typified by a perfect spiral of a deep ball as it falls into the hands of the receiver. It is a game of strength and power, but it is also one of intelligence and strategy. The whole team has to come together and perform to win.

No person is less important than the other: for instance, if the offensive line can’t go, then the passing and running game won’t work. It is a sport that needs numbers, passion and cohesion. Even on a cold, muddy pitch in Buckinghamshire, the exhilaration of putting on your helmet, running onto the field with your teammates, and playing the hardest you can means there is no place you’d rather be. So if you already love American Football and have played for years, or are just starting out and want to try something new, why not come down and join the Oxford University American Football Lancers? You can be part of a close-knit, passionate unit that wants to win.

Also, Cambridge is in our conference this year: who could pass up another chance to shoe the tabs? Go Lancers.

Tom Fox

 

Korfball

“‘Korfball’… what does that even mean?” “No wait, you’re saying that’s an actual sport?” “Sounds like some kind of rolled minced meat.”

Similar things crossed my mind when I first discovered Korfball on the list of things I had absentmindedly signed up for during Fresh- ers’ Fair. A year on and I’ve travelled around the country attending tournaments and played in the most thrilling sports match of my life against Cambridge.

Korfball is a mixed team sport lying some- where between basketball and netball, with a team of eight split into four girls and four guys. The dynamic passing and movement has more of a netball feel but the fast paced, end-to-end play and shooting style (from short-range layup shots to five metre hero shots) can seem a lot more like basketball. The nature of the game means you’ve got to be a team player to win (though some nice shooting skills definitely won’t hurt).
Korfball at Oxford attracts a wide range of players, from fresh- ers to PhD students, new- bies to experienced play- ers and of course both guys and girls. We’re fun-loving (with some good socials lined up this term), but com- petitive nonetheless. We compete weekly in the Oxfordshire league, BUCS tournaments and the annual Varsity Match against Cambridge.

Come down to Iffley Sports Centre for our first training/ taster sessions on Sunday morn- ing from 11-12:30am and Wednes- day evening from 9-10:30pm in 1st week.

Alastair Glennie

 

Boxing

Well done, you’ve made it to Oxford. Unfortunately, UCAS has made a grave misunderstanding and misspelt the name of the university by neglecting its first letter: B. That’s right, you’ve been accepted to Boxford. But seriously, you’re a fresher and I know what you’re thinking, it’s time for that glorious fresh start.

You’ve no doubt been told that a world of infinite possibilities is right here in the ‘city of dreaming spires’. This may be true, but what if I told you that you’d be sure to experience something fantastical by venturing just out side of the city and sailing right of the Cape of Good Hope (this, of course, being the pub on the Cowley roundabout)? Keep following that road to Oxford’s Iffley Road Sports Complex and if you rock up at the correct time you’ll have entered OUABC (Oxford University Amateur Boxing Club) territory.

Chances are you’ve never boxed before and the even greater chances are that you’ve never imagined yourself boxing. Now is your opportunity to seize the day by wrapping both hands around a skipping rope and conjuring up those finely-honed playground skills. OUABC is an incredibly inclusive bunch and many of its members are there to train with the club, not necessarily to spar.

Boxing training is a great overall workout consisting of intensive cardio through skip- ping, strength training through body weight exercises and technique work with a punch bag or in pairs. We must stress that we are very open to girls training, and indeed sparring. So if you’re interested in improving your general fitness (or at least keeping it intact through- out a term of dodgy student nutrition), or if you fancy yourself sporting a full blue at Varsity then you’d better start committing now. Most importantly, just chill. No one’s going to throw you into the ring from the beginning. You’ll only spar if and when you want to and the coaches feel you’re ready.

Just bring water; with two free sessions there’s no excuse to not get stuck in. Will you make it to Boxford?

Summer Taylor

Chaplin’s Tramp turns 100

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One hundred years ago, a new character burst onto screens for the first time. On February 7, 1914, the release of a 6-min­ute film, Kid Auto Races at Venice, marked the birth of the ‘Little Tramp’, the character that made Charlie Chaplin famous and left an in­delible imprint on cinema history.

Audiences watched as a figure clad in baggy pants, a derby hat, and outsized, ill-fitting shoes, sporting a toothbrush moustache and wielding a cane, jerked and lurched across the screen, leaving chaos in his wake; an icon was born.

In Kid Auto Races at Venice — which allegedly took just forty-five minutes to shoot and was mostly improvised — Chaplin plays a tramp that repeatedly spoils a director’s takes by in­terrupting the shot. The following year’s film The Tramp (1915) saw the character develop more fully into the vagrant as which he would be best known. Chaplin would continue to play the Tramp for the next 22 years. The character’s hundredth birthday this year has been cele­brated by film festivals and special screenings around the world.

A tramp might seem an unlikely candidate for such wild popularity, considering a con­stantly unlucky vagrant is far from your typi­cal hero. Chaplin, who grew up intermittently in the workhouse, created a character that was deliberately unheroic: the Tramp is one of capi­talism’s victims, not its victors. In City Lights (1931) the Tramp is mistaken by a blind girl for a millionaire and struggles to make enough money to pay for an operation to cure her sight. The film ends ambiguously, as the girl sees the Tramp for the first time; we never know if she shuns or accepts her poverty-stricken admirer.

In Modern Times (1936) we watch as the Tramp struggles against the punishing repetitiveness of industrial labour. In one scene he becomes wedged in the cogs of a great machine, literally trapped in the mechanisms of industrialised capitalism. In the hands of other filmmakers, capitalism’s upheavals and injustices would be material enough for tragedy. In Chaplin’s hands they were translated into another lan­guage: comedy.

Chaplin was the slapstick comedian par excellence. He detested talkies so much that he completed City Lights as a silent picture, despite considerable pressure to turn it into a talkie. He was notorious for the precision with which he constructed his scenes (he famously demanded 342 takes of a single scene from City Lights). And who could forget the film’s perfect­ly choreographed boxing scene — which took four days to rehearse and six to shoot — and the incredible deftness of Chaplin’s performance, at once graceful and hilarious?

Cinema was a different form one hundred years ago. It was more a medium than any­thing, and still emerging as an art in its own right. Chaplin’s Tramp helped shape cinema’s development; to Walter Benjamin, Chaplin’s 1928 film The Circus was, “The first work of ma­turity in the art of film.”

How impoverished might that art be today if Chaplin had never donned his derby hat? We might not have the comedy of Jacques Tati and his character Monsieur Hulot, or the sublime films of Andrei Tarkovsky. Without Chaplin’s example we would not have Giulietta Masina’s luminous performance as Gelsomina in Fed­erico Fellini’s La St rada, another film that spins humour out of despair. Animation would be severely diminished — both Felix the Cat and Mickey Mouse bear traces of the Tramp.

Another of the Tramp’s admirers, T.S. Eliot, once remarked that “Charlie Chaplin is not English, or American, but a universal figure, feeding the idealism of hungry millions in Czecho-Slovakia and Peru.” A century on, the Tramp continues to inspire. If he was a univer­sal figure, it was because he stirred universal emotions: in 1929, Walter Benjamin observed that Chaplin “appeals both to the most inter­national and the most revolutionary emotion of the masses: their laughter”.

Review: Ida

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★★★★★
Five Stars

What’s in a name? That’s the question confronted by Ida’s protagonist, a young nun named Anna. On the eve of making her vows, she is sent from her convent to meet her aunt, a depressed former prosecu­tor for Poland’s socialist regime. Her only sur­viving relative, she reveals that Anna is in fact named Ida, a Jewish name hidden alongside the fate of her parents, who perished mysteri­ously during the Holocaust. Together they set out to find their family’s final resting place, and to deal with the pain of their collective past.

Shot in cold black and white, it is a resolutely melancholic film, but it’s an honest one, and it maintains a dry humour in the face of its bleak subject. “A Jewish Nun!”, several characters incredulously remark, while her atheist aunt enjoys goading her for her piousness, particu­larly after they’re joined in their car by a hand­some saxophone player.

At first a passive protagonist, Ida’s light grey habit and matching coat lend her a spec­tral quality, broken only by her black, saucer-like eyes. She drifts across the snow covered ground, watching, listening, and eventually confronting the horrors of her past. The more she comes to understand about the world, the more she observes it with a quiet disappoint­ment. Through her gaze we see the cruelties of our world afresh, and through her ac­tions we see the compromises we make to survive.

A splash of dark mud on Ida’s light grey coat. Can she return to the scrubbed walls and si­lent corridors of the convent, or is she now caught in the wreck­age of post-war Poland? The film contrasts the hopelessness of the aunt, caught in the past, with Ida’s concern for her own future. What will it mean to be Ida, and what has become of Anna?

In the stunning final se­quence, Ida literally steps into a new identity, and realises the empty fu­ture it promises her.

Agata Trzebuchowska is a silent revelation in the role, every emotion registering in a slight tilt of her head, a downcasting of those eyes. We are made to watch, as Ida’s curious optimism slowly gives way to confusion and disappoint­ment, before finally hardening into a resolute determination. In this way, Trzebuchowska ef­fectively contrasts Ida’s burgeoning independence with her childlike inexperience.

Ida’s static camerawork imbues the film with a meditative stillness. The tableau-like mono­chromatic images capture the exhaustion of a post-war world which offers lots of regrets but few new beginnings. The painterly com­positions place the characters at the edges of the frames, small, isolated, inhabiting a world they’re powerless to change.

The film has been described as a throwback to the glory days of the art house, its aspect ra­tio and gorgeous black and white photography recalling the works of the European Auteurs. Whilst certainly reminiscent of Ingmar Berg­man’s masterpiece, Persona, both in its plot­ting and its exploration of the intersection of people’s identities, Ida is a film about humans and history, not ideas.

Its closest cousin is perhaps last year’s brilliant A Coffee in Berlin, a similarly personal look at a Europe still haunted by the ghosts of World War II.

Ida is captivating and artful, fascinating and emotional, a film brim­ming with observations and style, which only ever serve the heart wrench­ing human story at its fore.

It is a film about identi­ties, both personal and collective, but fundamen­tally, it is the story of a young woman trying to define herself. What, then, is there in a name? Whatever you want there to be. 

Preview: The Furies by Aeschylus

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It’s not often that when going to see a piece of theatre my main concern is simply if I will understand what the cast are saying. However, given my Latin and Greek is not so much ‘little and less’ as ‘none and none at all,’ in anticipation of previewing the Oxford University Classical Drama Society’s production of The Furies, performed entirely in the original Greek, I’m more than a little nervous.

Luckily, when I arrive I’m furnished with a script showing the text in both English and transliterated Greek. In the actual performances, this will be made even easier by the surtitles to be projected above the stage, so that non-classicists like me can follow along without missing out on any of the action onstage. Though grateful for the translation, what surprised me was how little I needed it.

I found myself drawn away from the text, enthralled in the actors’ use of movement, the power of their delivery of the lines, and the compelling use of song and different registers of speech. Although knowing what was being said enriched the experience immeasurably, it is a testament to the skill of everyone involved that even without the script at hand, it would have been possible to get a sense of what was happening, and to enjoy the drama as a visual and auditory spectacle.

Chatting with the cast, director, and production team gives me some insight into how this remarkable and atmospheric interpretation of Aeschylus’s play was developed. My script has a reproduction of Francis Bacon’s crucifixion triptych on the front, and director Arabella Currie cites the British painter as a big influence on the production, which treats Aeschylus himself as a painter or musician, using textures, circles and lines, pace and rhythm, to explore untapped possibilities of the play.

Given the visceral, violent imagery of the body running through the language of the play, Bacon is a fitting reference point. His influence can already be seem in the cast’s use of stylised, contorted movement even without the set and costumes, which will display further Baconian influences.

The physicalities of the different characters are striking, particularly the way in which the Furies themselves are clearly one entity despite only rarely moving in unison. The cast tell me that they studied clips from nature documentaries as inspiration for their ways of moving, particularly predator and prey interactions – a clever way of conveying the primal vengefulness of the Furies in a play that deals in part with the role of revenge within civilisation.

The actors relearned the art of movement, stripping away their individual habits to begin afresh to move as characters with varying degrees of humanity, from Orestes, a mortal, to gods, goddesses, and the Furies themselves.

Though the play is performed in the original, a very rare occurrence in modern productions, the team stress that what this isn’t going to be is any attempt at reproducing the performance conditions of Greek drama, and there are some elements of it, for example, the chorus speaking and moving together, which they intentionally moved away from, in favour of introducing more innovative and radical devices, such as a musical ensemble whose contributions to the piece will be semi-improvised, allowing them to interact with the acting ensemble in real time, becoming part of the psychological world of the drama.

Only about half of the cast are classicists, the rest studying a range of subjects including Medicine, Music, and English, with varying levels of Ancient Greek, some speaking none at all prior to being cast in the play. Despite this, I couldn’t have begun to pick out the non-classicists in the ensemble, and I’m surprised to learn that Jack Taylor, who takes the role of Apollo, speaks no Greek at all, despite his compelling performance.

The cast attribute their easy handling of an unfamiliar tongue to the support they’ve received from the classicists working with them, and the relationships they have built with the rest of the team over the three weeks they have been rehearsing together. Given the cast don’t have time to learn the meaning of everyone’s lines, it is extra important that they convey the meaning of their lines through tone and gesture, so the other actors can understand them, and react to what they are saying.

On the surface, the idea of a Greek play might seem like a purely academic exercise, lacking in broader public appeal. However, not only does this production promise to present a compelling interpretation of a classic for those both familiar and unfamiliar with its language, it also pushes the boundaries of speech, language, movement, and sound in ways most productions in English would simply not think to attempt. The Furies is essential viewing not only for those in relevant academic disciplines, but for anyone who loves theatre, and new theatrical experiences.

Review: Wakolda

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★★★☆☆
Three Stars

In the years after the Second World War, the globe was crossed with ‘ratlines’: a series of escape routes that allowed European fascists to flee to South America. Many were eventually captured and convicted. In 1960, Adolf Eichmann was caught in Argentina by the Israeli intelligence service and hanged in Israel two years later. In 1967, Franz Stangl was arrested in Brazil and extradited to West Germany, where he was sentenced to life imprisonment. But Dr. Josef Mengele, the notorious ‘Angel of Death’, evaded authorities for more than three decades.

Mengele is the subject of Wakolda (The German Doctor), the latest offering from Argentinian director Lucía Puenzo, adapted from her own novel of the same name. It is 1960, and Eva (Natalia Oriero) and Enzo (Diego Peretti) are taking their children to the small Patagonian town of Bariloche to revive Eva’s family hotel.

En route, they encounter a dapper stranger who calls himself Helmut Gregor (Àlex Brendemühl), a doctor from Germany. He takes a great interest in Eva, who is pregnant with twins, and in her underdeveloped daughter, Lilith (Florencia Bado), beginning hormone treatments on her to improve her growth. As the film progresses, the characters are made aware of the doctor’s true identity due to the work of a discerning archivist (the wonderful Elena Roger).

Nazis make great material for cinema, and Nazis on the run even more so. Wakolda is by no means the first time Mengele has been depicted on screen. In 1978, a year before Mengele’s death, Gregory Peck played the doctor in The Boys from Brazil, complete with Laurence Olivier as a Nazi hunter. 2010’s The Debt (starring Jessica Chastain and Helen Mirren) is about Mossad agents hunting ‘The Surgeon of Birkenau’, a character clearly modeled on Mengele.

The story of Mengele has been told and retold, and mythologized so that it is now part of our collective consciousness as a synonym for evil and a marker of the point where scientific ambition leaves nature and morality behind.

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Where Wakolda differs from its Nazi thriller predecessors, and where it succeeds most, is its exploration of a young girl’s sexual and emotional development. Twelve-year-old Lilith is the film’s most complex and captivating character.

Beginning at her new school, Lilith, who is on the brink of adolescence but is alarmingly undersized, is teased for her diminutive figure and called a ‘dwarf’. As she lines up in her swimsuit with her schoolmates before swim class, Lilith is subject to a game in which the boys rate the girls’ bodies. The already shapely and flirtatious girls receive nine or ten; Lilith receives a zero. 

Mengele convinces Lilith’s mother that the girl must have hormone treatment as soon as possible because she will soon hit puberty and the hormones will no longer be effective. Soon after beginning her treatment, Lilith menstruates for the first time, and we are shown her bloodstained underwear and her makeshift sanitary pad from toilet paper.

She is fascinated and flattered by the handsome, mysterious doctor, and has her first experiences of desire and sexual contact with a young boy, Otto. At times, we get the impression that the familiar, oft-told story of Mengele is an excuse to explore much more intimate subject matter.

Filmed in the snow-capped Patagonian mountains, the film’s other great strength is its sublime scenery, and its sheer visual magnificence. This landscape is contrasted with the unnatural activity of its inhabitants: Mengele’s monstrous experiments and Enzo’s eerie doll-making business. But this is not a simple dichotomy between the beauty of nature and the immorality of human ambitions.

The natural world is never kind or compassionate in this film. In one of the first scenes, the family and the doctor are forced to seek shelter from a storm. Later, when Eva gives birth prematurely to her twins, no medical help is available because of a blizzard. Rather than simply underscoring Mengele’s evil, or suggesting that human cruelty is an aberration, the film reminds us that nature itself can be indifferent, or worse, cruel and hostile.

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At times Puenzo can be heavy-handed. Mengele’s speech about the Sonnenmenschen, for example, is a transparent reminder that he was a bad guy with bad aspirations, as if we didn’t know that already. The close-ups of Mengele’s journal, complete with Lilith’s voiceover narrating the events, sometimes feel clumsy and obvious. Lilith’s father makes dolls with artificially beating hearts for a living—an occupation which is far too neat and cute a rhyme with Nazi racial aspirations.

Still, even the father’s occupation is redeemed by a genuinely unnerving scene in a doll factory, where rows of workers produce identical figures, crafting their artificial lips, eyes, and hair: an army of flawlessly constructed girls at odds with Enzo’s own underdeveloped daughter.

Aside from these touches, for the most part the film is understated, rarely ostentatious, and far too cold and detached to descend into Nazi-hunter type theatrics. Brendemühl is a chilling Mengele, but he does relatively little besides glower: he is more of a threatening presence than an actual character. The film is altogether less interested in the German doctor than in the experiences of its girls and women, and at times Mengele feels almost like an unnecessary addition. As a Nazi thriller Wakolda doesn’t quite get there, but as a portrayal of the strange, distressing experiences of growing up, it is uncomfortably accurate.

Controversy over Christ Church GCR consent workshop comments

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A letter sent round to new graduate students by Christ Church’s Graduate Common Room (GCR) has been attacked by members of the Facebook based group for the student magazine Cuntry Living, for trivialising the consent workshops it was describing.

The message, in the listing for workshops in ‘TheOldÆdesian,’ the GCR’s newsletter, read, “Consent is a thing now. Apparently it hasn’t always been (see Ancient Rome), but now it is. In a somewhat pleasant irony, you must attend, whether you consent to or not. But fear not, the atmosphere will be cordial and there will be delicious nibbles. GCR 3:00”

Alice Nutting, an undergraduate at Exeter, commented, “I thought the wording of the newsletter was really insensitive as it appeared to trivialise the subject of consent and drew a bizarre comparison between having to attend a sexual consent workshop and being raped. It was also misleading as it didn’t stress that anyone can leave at any time, for any reason. The newsletter was screenshotted and discussed at length on Cuntry Living and the general reaction was one of horror and disgust.”

Lucy McDonald, another undergraduate, said, “To imply that being forced to attend a sexual consent workshop (which is not happening anyway – the workshop at Christ Church is voluntary) is in anyway analogous to being raped is not ‘ironic’ or funny. The misogyny and general lad culture at Oxford is intimidating enough as it is, and now new students are being given the impression that their student body doesn’t care at all about sexual violence. It’s disgusting.”

However, when contacted by Cherwell, the GCR President replied, “I would like to be absolutely clear that the topic of sexual consent is no joking matter in Christ Church. The inclusion of a joke by the writers of the newsletter was certainly not intended to trivialise the issue of consent, but was inappropriate and ill-judged nevertheless.

“I would like to apologise unreservedly on behalf of the entire GCR committee, and hope that anyone who attends the consent workshops on Friday will see how seriously they are taken by all members and peers. Committee members have put in a lot of effort to ensure that these workshops are held in the first place, and by choosing to conduct them compulsorily during 0th week, our hope is to provide a safe space where members can evaluate and further their understanding of consent, and also to encourage community-wide conversations.”

Meanwhile, Jordan Black, the original author of the text, commented, “The newsletter was written and edited in close conjunction with people of all genders, including survivors. These workshops are designed to spark a positive and productive discussion about consent, and in that light I would like to make it absolutely clear that the joke in question was not intended to trivialise the issue, but rather to highlight just how overdue these workshops are.”

He added, “I worked to bring these workshops, which are currently completely optional for Oxford college common rooms, to the Christ Church GCR to make it clear from the outset that the issue of consent is taken extremely seriously.”

Interview: Anne-Marie Cockburn

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Anne-Marie Cockburn has been through a lot. On July 20th 2013, her 15-year-old daughter, Martha Fernback, took 0.5g of MDMA, purchased in North Oxford. However, she was unaware that what she was taking was 91% pure – unusually high for ecstasy bought on the street.

Within two hours of taking the drug, Martha was dead. Anne-Marie describes her reaction as “absolute horror. The shock made me feel like I’d been blown up into the air, and I was floating around looking down on a world that I no longer recognized.” Within hours, she had begun to write. Her writing eventually took the form of her first book, 5,742 Days, the story of her journey through loss and bereavement.

This book, a number of high-profile interviews, and a series of public appearances, have been Anne-Marie’s way of coping with the situation, and her priority has been a campaign for the legalization of all drugs.

“A lot of people,” she says, “are surprised that my daughter died from ecstasy but I’m pushing for it to be legalized. It’s because there are no controlling measures in place at the moment. At the moment it’s a reactive system where they just shove people in jail. I’m saying I want a proactive approach based on knowing that prohibition in the 1920s didn’t work. I want everything out on the table, out in the light and for people to use some common sense in this subject.

“From the beginning of time, mankind has wanted to push the boundaries and self-explore. Governmentally, they’re trying to stop us doing natural self-exploration. Young people need to be protected and the only way you can truly protect is taking it away from the criminals, giving the responsibility to medical professionals, putting a label on that bottle, and then you can educate.

“It’s not to say they won’t still take it, but it’ll be safer with that method than going blind at the moment, as they are, and that is that. We’ve had 50 years of prohibition propaganda, which needs to be reversed. We’ve had a lot of confusion about what regulation is, what legalization is, and so on. All drugs need to be legalized in order to regulate.”

In the last month, the Liberal Democrats have announced a plan to review the decriminalization of all drugs for personal use, but with Nick Clegg’s party dropping to fourth in the polls, and drugs off everyone else’s agenda, it is fair to say that no party likely to end up in government is prepared to approach the issue.

“They don’t think it will be a vote-winning decision. But I think it actually would be a vote-winning scenario – I think a lot of people would vote for the party that takes on this baton because it’s something that people have experienced in their lives.”

The comparison with the American prohibition of alcohol in the 1920s is one to which Anne-Marie keeps coming back. “In the ’20s, people were drinking alcohol that was 150% proof. Tiny amounts of it were incredibly powerful, so they could transport and hide it. When you find out all this, you realize it’s no different. Of course we have a lot of alcohol- related medical issues in this country, but I would rather have licensed alcohol than not. Look at smoking. From the 50s to now, smoking has gone down by 30%, and that is due to labelling, licensing, and then educating. Same problem.”

Clearly, Anne-Marie’s end goal of complete legalization is a long way off. But there are measures which she thinks could help protect drug users in the meantime. “Free, widespread drug testing should be accessible. Martha could have made a more informed decision. What she took was 91% pure and had she known that, she would have taken a lot less. She took enough for five to ten people in one go. She thought she was being safe.”

This might sound radical, but music festivals in America as well as clinics in Amsterdam and Wales already provide this service free of charge. “It’s a bit like how underage sex is illegal but young girls can still be on the pill. It’s safeguarding, it’s looking after their health.”

Despite the general political inertia behind new drug-related legislation, there is a groundswell of support for legalization. After the war on drugs began in 1961, the illegal drugs industry has grown to be worth £190bn a year, leading many to think that the US-led campaign has failed, including Deputy Prime Minister Nick Clegg, drugs minister Norman Baker, former chairman of the Advisory Council on the Misuse of Drugs David Nutt and, crucially in Anne-Marie’s opinion, the former UK ambassador to Afghanistan Sir William Patey.

In fact, Anne-Marie notes that numerous ambassadors to countries in which the drug trade flourishes, largely South American, have come out in favour of legalization. “These are guys of a certain generation, who have been out there and lived it. That transition of attitude from prohibition to regulation based on being out in the field, we’ve got to listen to that. They know their stuff, so political apathy really bothers me.”

And it’s not just a few prominent experts who are siding with Anne-Marie, “I’ve had teachers, policemen, medical professionals contact me and say ‘we have seen, in our careers, the problems that prohibition causes, and what you’re suggesting is needed.’ I’m not a radical person. I’ve got my feet on the ground. I’m a natural problem-solver. I can’t solve the ultimate problem, to get Martha back. She’s never coming back, and of course I struggle with that. I will never see my child again. Being a bereaved single parent – that’s a fantastic job – it’s hideous, and I would like an MP to stand in my shoes for 30 seconds. Then they wouldn’t be hiding anywhere, they would be treating this as an absolute medical emergency. They know it, they admit it behind the scenes, but they won’t do it on camera because they know it’s frowned upon.

“Life is pretty simple, fundamental needs are pretty simple. I just think we should be nicer to one another, and we should really care. Who wanted to be a drug addict, when you were doing your options at school? Who ticked that box? So if you are, it should be less frowned upon, and more looked at as people losing their way. There will always be bad people who should be put in prison, but a lot of these prisoners are actually people with needs that could be dealt with through the health sector, and that would be better for everyone involved.”

It is clear that Anne-Marie won’t be giving up any time soon. She tells me she wrote to David Cameron the other day, she’s been in touch with Yvette Cooper’s office, and Norman Baker. “I’m going to keep on pushing; the door will open at some point. A headline above a face like Martha’s does something to people.”

Debate: Is Freshers’ Week all that it is cracked up to be?

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YES

Niamh McIntyre

Freshers’ Week bashing has become almost as ingrained into the undergraduate mentality as pretentiousness and uncleanliness. Instead of expecting the most carnage-filled week of ‘down-it-fresha’ banter ever, incoming freshers are now increasingly warned of the anxiety of leaving home, the awkward first encounter with your peers, the monotony of ring of fire, and the onset of freshers’ flu.

Everyone knows Freshers’ Week is a bit shit. You’re probably going to have some tedious and repetitive conversations and some questionable sexual encounters. You’re going to embarrass yourself on several occasions (I got drunk and divulged details of people I barely knew that I’d gathered from intensive Facebook stalking). As a survivor of a Junction Paint Party, I can assure you that you’re going to go to some of the worst club nights of your life.

That said, Freshers’ Week also presents some unprecedented opportunities. It is the great leveller: everyone wears the same shit t-shirt customized with unfunny jokes, everyone has to pretend to enjoy the same tragic stock nights and organized fun. Everyone is equally earnest, nervous and uncool. Nothing dismantles the kind of social hierarchies that reigned at school like the universal lameness of the anything-but-clothes night.

Also, everyone is legally bound to be outrageously nice because they’re just as desperate for mates as you are. Make the most of inhabiting such an atmosphere of enforced goodwill and co-operation. It won’t be long before freshers’ solidarity is dispersed into groups, and 5th week turf wars and mutual loathing set in.

And from the uniformity of your starting-place obviously comes the opportunity to reinvent yourself. Nobody knows you here (unless you went to one of Britain’s elite boarding schools, in which case you probably know everyone) and so you can pursue whatever dream you have been nursing entirely free from inhibitions. You can finally make the transition from bedroom DJ to actual DJ. You can join the Live Action Role Play society. You can become a Union hack or a hardline revolutionary; Freshers’ Week gives you the opportunity to consciously decide who you want to be.

Freshers’ Week is also a particularly unique time for Oxford students. It’s pretty much the only time in your three or four years here where you’re a comfortable distance from a double essay crisis, a hallowed week where you can have leisurely five hour pre-drinks before heading out and then nurse a guilt-free hangover in bed.

Also, despite agonizing awkwardness at the time, Freshers’ Week is retrospectively the funniest thing ever. You’re going to have untold amounts of fun looking back through pictures of yourself looking about 10 years younger and talking to people you have never spoken to again. Freshers’ is prime time for gathering blackmail material for your future friends (and enemies).

Freshers’ Week is the most debauched of times and the most tragic of times. If you make 24 new best friends on the first night, you’ll probably retain at least a couple: for every conversation about A-levels there will be some actual meaningful social interaction.

Don’t worry about social faux pas in front of cool second years; don’t worry if you end up weeping into a Jägerbomb once or twice, and enjoy the weird, surreal blur, because it’ll be over before you know it. 

 

NO

Tom Carter

Stirling University’s Student Union, in its pitch to incoming students for their drunken patronage of its half-baked parties, makes two pretty bold claims. They contend not only that they have “some amazing nights lined up” but also that, “Freshers’ Week 2014 is set to be the best week of your life!” Whilst it is easy to laugh at the former, the nights in question being a ‘Back 2 Skool’ party and “the famous Freshers Foam party”, it is the second claim that I intend to rebuff. I sincerely hope for everyone’s sakes, whether they are from Stirling, Oxford or any other place, that Freshers’ Week is not the best week of their life. That would be, well, just plain sad.

Freshers’ Week consists simply of superficial drunken bonding with complete strangers and crippling hangovers the following morning. And all this is intensified by the embarrassment of hazily remembered episodes from the night before.

Indeed, when you actually look at what freshers are trying to achieve when they arrive at university, Freshers’ Week seems singularly unsuitable. It is akin to our octogenarian Queen celebrating her diamond jubilee with a pop concert and a chilly boat ride. Freshers primarily want to make friends and meet people when they arrive at university. They are lost lambs desperately looking to find the right flock.

However, to do this requires time and some sober, admittedly as well as some drunken, conversation. It does not come as the greatest surprise that this is very difficult to achieve in such a setting as Freshers’ Week and, even if you think you have achieved it, you probably haven’t. There is a reason for the oft-repeated stereotype of the “best friend” from freshers week whom you spend the rest of your degree trying to avoid. So, perhaps the most important myth to dispel is that Freshers’ Week is not some friend-making nirvana, but more a first world nightmare, alleviated only by the inebriation. You will only really find out which people you genuinely like and want to spend time with later on, when you have shared more than a couple of embarrassing moments together.

Not only does Freshers’ Week not fulfil any long time goals you might have for university, but frankly it is also an unpleasant experience. Sure, meeting new people is fun, exciting, and much better than sitting at home watching the entirety of Arrested Development in a week. However, Freshers’ Week is more than that: it is a time when your whole world is in flux, your roots nonexistent, with old friends far away, forging their own futures. Many freshers feel alone and scared, a problem not helped by the fact that, for the vast majority, this is the first substantive time that they have spent away from home. To top all this off, many irrationally feel that if this week does not go well for them, nor will the rest of their time at university. This is obviously utter rubbish. Most of the university friends I have now were people I either did not know or people I did not get along with in Freshers’ Week. Nonetheless, it is a very common emotion and, when put together with everything else, it can lead to a very rotten week indeed.

The important thing to remember is that Freshers’ Week is an aside to the rest of your degree; granted, one which everyone has to go through, but also one which equally everyone exits, mostly unbruised except for a few painful memories.

It can be shitty and pressurizing, but the great news is that it doesn’t really matter. It is the weeks after that will make or break your degree.