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Review: Njal’s Saga

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Njal’s Saga, ‘100 years of Solitude’ in Iceland – Penguin Classics 2001, translated by Robert Cook

Magical Realism? Check. Blunt sexuality? Yup. Impassive narration in translation? Absolutely. Reams of characters requiring family trees and indices? You betcha. Generational shifts? Oh yeah. Fatalism and prophecy? All the time. A cultural shift to Christianity? Check.

This may sound like 100 years of Solitude, but in fact it predates Marquez’s novel by about 700 years. This is Njal’s Saga, written anonymously in Icelandic in the late 13th Century, and it’s pretty great.

Njal’s Saga is a mixture of the awe-inspiring and the horrifying, epically spanning multiple generations and perhaps a hundred or so deaths. Newly developing Icelandic culture is caught between the need for vengeance and the desire for peace, and time and again it is the masculinity of the characters that pushes them from accepting settlements for offences to violence. This is not simply a chronicle of murders, however. Njal and Gunnar, two of the many central figures, attempt to maintain a stable society while all around them men and women call for death.

Central to Icelandic law was the idea that offences could be paid for; so killing a man could result in either outlawry, or having to pay a certain sum of money. Another option, though, was simply for the relatives of the victim to head out and retaliate. The feud between Njal and Gunnar’s families puts on display all the emotions and options surrounding family enmities, as the heads of the families struggle to keep peace while their wives and children wage war behind their backs. It is here that Njal’s Saga becomes a legal drama, as the prosecutions are more exciting than the battle-scenes. This aspect becomes even more crucial later in the Saga, when a great tragedy leads to great court-scenes between the two greatest Icelandic lawyers, Eyjolf and Thorhall.

There are hurdles to enjoying the Saga, such as the endless numbers of characters and the complicated family lines, but you can safely skip over the geneologies without missing out on the plot, and just occasionally check an index if you’re unsure which Thorgeir is currently killing which Glum. More upsettingly Njal’s Saga, like most literature of its time, is almost entirely a documentation of masculinity, and so women get bit-part roles. They can be wives, mothers and daughters, married for the profit of their male relatives, but they can also be the harshest proponents of blood-vengeance, and their urgings often lead to the deaths of their sons and brothers.

Once you’ve got the hang of it Njal’s Saga is one of the most fascinating books you’re likely to read. Throughout the Saga heroism is thoroughly explored and weighted against stability, while the legal and societal realism retains its power despite enchanted axes and singing corpses. This is a story of men killing each other, but it is by no means a straight-forward treatment. These are complex characters, no simple Vikings, and they deserve a read.

OOTB charity single gets Shakira seal of approval

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Oxford University a cappella group Out of the Blue’s take on ‘Hips Don’t Lie’ by Shakira has been endorsed by the Columbian musician after it was released earlier this week.

The single, released on Tuesday in aid of Oxford children’s hospice Helen and Douglas House, also includes excerpts from the Shakira songs ‘Waka Waka’ and ‘Whenever, Wherever’. The single has so far received over 1.4 million views on YouTube.

Shakira Tweeted her approval at the single on Wednesday, after Gay Times ran a piece on it.

Out of the Blue member Marco Alessi told Cherwell, “The staff at Gay Times really kicked it all off for us, so we’re incredibly grateful to them, and Shakira’s tweet is crazy. Unfortunately it’s not so simple, but if 0.5% of her followers donated fifty pence we would make £65,000 for the charity!”

Alessi continued, “We chose to make a video for ‘Hips Don’t Lie’ because it’s one of the sillier, more upbeat songs from our set, and has always been a hit at Helen and Douglas House when we’ve performed it there.”

He remarked, “Although we wish children had no reason to be at Helen and Douglas House, unfortunately this is not the case and so it’s great that the prevailing atmosphere is immensely optimistic and the staff there are tireless and wonderful. Our Shakira medley definitely reflects that best.

“We chose Helen and Douglas House because the work they do is absolutely incredible. They offer free respite and end-of-life care to children and young adults with severely life-limiting illnesses, and bereavement support for their families. We visit regularly so we’ve got to know the staff and we’ve spent time with some of the families staying there and we’re constantly overwhelmed with how positive and high-spirited they all are. The work the hospice does is really extraordinary.” 

Likewise, Out of the Blue singer Ollie Nicholls commented, “We tried to be quite unexpected. You wouldn’t expect a load of Oxford boys to start becoming Latina dancers. We tried juxtaposing the location of Oxford and dress with the song.”

Ollie Nicholls added, “All the hype feels weird. When it gets so widely shared, it’s quite nerve racking, but we’ve had an overwhelmingly positive reaction. I think people are more forgiving when it’s for charity; they can overlook the fact we can’t dance. That’s something I’ve not stressed enough actually. I don’t want the fact that it’s for charity to be lost in all the hype about Shakira. The charity is Helen and Douglas house, who we’ve been supporting for over eight years.”

Out of the Blue have raised £35,000 for Helen and Douglas House since they began supporting the charity in 2006.

The single is available to download from Bandcamp.

Vigil draws attention to plight of Oxford’s Gaza scholars

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A vigil was started outside Oxford’s Carfax tower on Tuesday in support of Hassan Al Hallaq, a Brookes student who lost his family in an Israeli air attack.

Al Hallaq was initially in intensive care after the attack killed his wife, two children, and six other family members. His wife was expecting their third child.

Hassan was a Masters student at Brookes University during the 2012/13 academic year, living with his family in Oxford. A statement by the University described how he “did exceptionally well. He won the Technologies Prize awarded by the University Department of Computing and Communication for outstanding achievement in the Masters Degree of Science in eBusiness.”

Professor Janet Beer, Vice-Chancellor at Brookes, declared, “We are deeply shocked and saddened by this tragic news. Hassan came to Oxford with his family and became fully embedded into the life of the city and the University. Our thoughts are with him at this time.”

The tragedy draws attention to the plight of students from Gaza who have studied, and are currently studying, at both Brookes and Oxford University. Hassan was the third recipient of the annual Gaza Scholarship, founded by Sir Iain Chalmers in 2011 to “bring in one student each year at the graduate level to undertake a course of study leading to the award of an Oxford Brookes Masters degree”.

Up until this summer, there were two scholars to benefit from Gaza scholarships at Oxford University. Saleem Lubbad, Oxford University’s first Gaza scholar, is close friends with Al Hallaq. On his Facebook page he described Hassan and his wife as “Two beautiful innocent souls that never tired. All this happiness and hope in their hearts could not prevent death being forced prematurely and unnaturally on to them, and cut their lives short.”

Speaking to Cherwell, Saleem explained, “The vigil tells us that the people who we hear of dying and being massacred are not only numbers and that we must not forget the lives and stories behind each of these numbers. We know Hassan, he was in Oxford, but what about people who we don’t know and who are also being massacred in the same brutal way? Who would tell their stories?

“Nothing more could be said about what happened to Hassan’s family, the raw story is enough to tell about what the Palestinians are going through. Tens of family have been murdered in the same brutal way, but we know of them only as numbers […].

“The horrific story of my friend, Hassan, is not unique.  It is normal to hear of such stories happening in Gaza now.”

Saleem described the pains that he and others have suffered at not being able to see their families. He said, “I have been in Oxford since 2010 and I have not seen my family since two years […] A person seeing his family is considered as a luxury for Palestinians.

“Last month when I finished my finals, I was thinking about my graduation ceremony which is on 26th July, and my parents were planning to come to attend the ceremony and to spend few days with me here, and I was thinking about this ‘luxury’; I will spend amazing days with my parents soon, and now I call them every few hours to make sure that one of them will pick up the phone and say ‘yes we are still alive’.

“Other families have nowhere to go […] My family is privileged! Having a shelter and not being murdered ‘yet’ is a privilege that everyone seeks in Gaza.”

Saleem graduated from St Edmund Hall this summer with an Engineering degree. Both he and Jesus first year Rawan Yaghi have benefited from scholarships that were founded, and funded, by Oxford students, following previous attacks on Gaza in 2008-09.

Yaghi told Cherwell that she, “like all Palestinian students outside Gaza, can’t get home”. Given the situation in Palestine though, even if she were able to, there would be no guarantee of being able to return to Oxford in October. 

Oxford cricket team draw 4-day game but sneak series victory

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For those of you who play university sport you probably cannot help but feel a twinge of jealousy for Oxford’s Blues cricketers, who get to experience taking on the tabs not once but three times a year.

This year was much anticipated, with some new faces and dreams of more success. Coming off the back of a sterling 2013, where Cambridge were beaten in prestigious four-day fixture in their own back yard and at Lords in the one-day game, hopes were high coming into this season.

Unfortunately the start was muted, as the 20/20 game was called off for heavy rain. Luckily the British summer relented and allowed us the joy of two uninterrupted fixtures, one on 20th June at Lords and the four day game in the Parks from 30th June- 3rd July.

The Lords game promised much and delivered, as Oxford clinched an incredibly dogged 1 wicket victory despite the best efforts of the Cambridge bowlers, who until that moment had been devastating.

Then came the biger one.  The First class varsity fixture is spread over 4 days and played alternatively in Oxford and Cambridge. One of the most prestigious sporting events between the two universities, the ‘University Match’ has been played since 1827, and featured greats representing Oxford such as CB Fry and Imran Khan. After a fabulous comeback in the one-day varsity match at Lords, the team where in high spirits for another potentially epic encounter.

With a strong new group of players, including newbies Fogerty, O’Grady, Gorman and Sakande Oxford were favourites for another varsity double. The game started at 11am on 30th June, with Oxford’s captain Kennedy winning the toss and opting to bat.

To the surprise of all, things initially took a shaky start for Oxford’s openers. Dowdall went out for a duck and Fogarty and Dowdall quickly followed. Before long Oxford was 37-3.

Indeed, the boys looked quite nervy until Ferraby and Kennedy steadied the ship, with both players amassing 174 runs between them, helping Oxford reach a commanding total of 210-3. By the end of the first day Oxford had gained 321-7 and the game was nicely poised going into the 2nd day.

Soon enough Cambridge were in bat, having bowled Oxford out for a respectable first innings total of 360. A notable mention should go to Cambridge’s Sears whose performance translated into bowling out 5 Oxford Batsmen for the total of 73 runs.

As expected, Oxford asked serious questions of Cambridge’s batsmen early on, having managed to take 5 wickets for a low total of 105. Oxford’s Williams and Marsden were causing havoc for the Cambridge openers, but just like Oxford’s first innings, Cambridge managed to settle into the game, as Hearne gained a much needed 88 runs.

By the third day Cambridge were 120 runs behind and 7 wickets down. Oxford managed to eat into this total pretty quickly until the light blues were all out for 275, 85 runs behind. Oxford capitalised on this lead, eventually declaring at 285-5, a grand total of 370 runs ahead. Praise ought to be given to Oxford’s Captain Kennedy, who selflessly put his team before personal glory, as he declared when only another 9 runs would have seen him earn a first class century.  

Going into the fourth day Oxford knew they would have to attack. It was going to be hard for Cambridge to reach 370 runs, especially given the standard of bowling that had been displayed by the Oxford team, but equally the blues knew they would have to put on a strong performance to get past Cambridge’s ten batsmen.

Unfortunately it was not to be. Cambridge were disciplined and stayed level headed. Despite Abbot falling early to a Davies catch, by lunch at 75/1 it was becoming clearer that neither side, baring a catastrophic collapse, were going to be beaten. Cambridge ended on 195/4.  

A draw probably was a fair result for the two teams, where neither team seemed especially stronger than the other after two tight varsity matches. However, after having beaten the tabs at Lords, and being unbeaten in varsity matches for yet another season, the blues can certainly be proud of their efforts. Special mentions should go to Oxford’s Ferraby who produced 176 runs over the two innings, and Cambridge’s Sears for a strong first innings performance wearing the Oxford batsmen down.

After 170 matches, the contest’s role of honour reads 58 Cambridge victories to Oxford’s 55, with 56 draws between the sides. 

Review: Monty Python Live (mostly)

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It’s an odd phenomenon that sketches that rely so crucially on the surreal and the unexpected are now some of the most recited and referenced in the world, somewhat defeating the element of surprise that is key to much of the Pythons’s humour. Even people who have never seen a single sketch, let alone a movie, may be aware that Brian’s not the Messiah, he’s a very naughty boy, or that nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition. The wheel turns on, and the avant-garde becomes the mainstream, counter-culture becomes culture.

The news, then, that the five remaining members of Monty Python were reuniting for a live show was met with mixed responses. Would the Pythons still be on form? Was it all just a cynical money-making scheme? Would we be treated to The World’s Funniest Jokes, or would the whole thing be as dead as a lately demised Norwegian Blue?

The answers to these questions are, respectively, “yes,” “maybe,” and “the hilarity’s certainly not dead yet.” If you’re in the position of trying to convince a friend or a loved one of the genius of the Pythons, this show won’t change their opinion – it’s firmly rooted in the classics of the repertoire, with very little new material. Nonetheless, for confirmed fans, the show is a real treat. There’s enough of a shake-up in the sketches to keep the audience on their toes, whilst essentially giving the fans what they want: the old favourites, performed well. There’s also the welcome inclusion of Carol Cleveland – appearing in a great many Flying Circus episodes she was a large part of what made the show what it is, and she’s as amusing and glamorous as ever.

Video footage of old sketches is shown during scene and costume changes. Whilst this might seem like a bit of a cop-out, it actually provides the opportunity both to showcase classic sketches not easily replicated onstage and to pay tribute to the talents of Graham Chapman, touchingly acknowledging his absence from the line-up without letting it detract from the overall hilarity.

This is not to say that the show is perfect; some questionable choices have been made. For example, I’d be interested to know how it was decided that “I Like Chinese” (from a Monty Python album, not Flying Circus or any of the films) should be made into a full musical number backed by dancers in what was essentially yellowface. There’s a fine line between irreverent irony and perpetuating stereotypes, and I feel that on this occasion the Pythons came down on the wrong side of it. This incident had the unfortunate effect of highlighting all the areas of the show where the Pythons’ comedy has not aged well. There’s a few bits which come over as homophobic, transphobic or sexist when looked at with a contemporary eye as they now must be, forming part of an act performed in the present day rather than a television show broadcast forty years ago.

Don’t expect too much Life of Brian or Holy Grail – this is a very Flying Circus and Meaning of Life intensive selection (possibly because they can be broken down into their composite sketches and reformed more readily than the former two works). While not all aspects of the Pythons’ comedy have aged well, they are nonetheless the once and future masters of sketch comedy, and even all these years later could give the vast majority of younger performers a run for their money.

Tackling Gender Inequality: Feminist Parties

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On a tour around the Swedish Parliament, the guide stopped in a room between two hallways and announced that we were standing in the Women’s Room. On one of the walls hung three large photos showing the first female Swedish MP, first female opposition leader and the first female Speaker. Next to these stood a large mirror, with a plaque underneath asking whether the reflection you see could be the first female Prime Minister.

Swedish politics is renowned for its progressive nature. It prides itself on its openness and transparency, and has a proactive stance on equality, the Women’s Room being a symbolic gesture to this. In comparison to British politics, one might be excused for thinking that the battle for gender equality in Sweden was over. But for many Swedish citizens, their Parliament’s commitment to the notion of equality is not enough. As a result in 2014, Feminist Initiative, a political party focussing exclusively on feminist issues, returned their first ever member to the European Parliament.

When I initially heard of Feminist Initiative’s electoral success I thought it was a bittersweet victory. While I could celebrate the existence and electoral success of feminist parties as a step towards a more equal world, in doing so my actions might be self-defeating and go against the very thing I desire by demarcating women’s issues as something separate.

On the one hand, news that a party focussing solely on feminist issues could muster as much as 5.3% of the popular vote in Sweden was immensely satisfying. The party advocated closing the pay gap between men and women, ending aggressive and violent international relations policy that influence people’s perceptions about domestic violence, and setting up a new commissioner portfolio focussed on gender equality within the European Commission. That these ideas garnered a considerable amount of the public vote showed just how far ideas and norms have come since the days when men and women existed in very different, and separate spheres of life. Feminist Initiative’s electoral support demonstrated how tantalisingly real the desire for true gender equality now is.

Yet at the same time I couldn’t help but wonder whether parties focussed exclusively on feminist issues would harm the plight for gender equality itself. By moving feminist issues into a separate dialogue, as a set of issues that deserves its own party, could it be that these parties are acting against the very thing they are trying to achieve? Gender equality does seem after all to imply, ultimately, an indifference to whether you are male or female.

But on closer inspection I don’t think feminist parties would affect the plight towards true gender equality in a negative way. It seems possible to endorse, here and now, Feminist Initiative and similar parties growing across Europe, and yet maintain that in the long run such parties shouldn’t need to exist.

Feminist parties are needed now because gender-based injustices, even if implicit, still occur despite mainstream parties’ claims that the issues are being tackled. Boardrooms are still male-dominated (in Sweden as well as in the UK), disproportionalities in the number of boys and girls studying STEM subjects persist and politics remains largely the preserve of men in many political systems. These issues aren’t temporary aberrations in an otherwise equal society, they are pervasive issues that dramatically affect all of our lives irrespective of our gender.

Feminist parties can apply a form of concentrated pressure that is needed right away to begin to correct these imbalances. We need and should encourage exclusively feminist parties to fight for gender equality because the current promises being made seem illusory and inadequate. Mainstream parties seem incapable of tackling the more pervasive societal attitudes that can’t be changed through legislation alone.

The feminist parties do not need to advocate any radical departure from what we perceive as the end goal of gender equality because their strength is simply their ability to force the issue, to prevent it from being side-lined as something that can be fixed later. And if they can provide solutions along the way, then all the better.

The cynic in me thinks that even if the issue alone does not compel mainstream parties to act, when those same parties start to lose votes to the likes of Feminist Initiative they certainly will act then. When feminist parties can eat into the electoral margins of the large parties, then gender equality will become a much more urgent issue, and not just an aside.

So feminist parties needn’t be seen as divisive, as securing protection for women at the expense of a pursuit of true gender equality. They are instead a way of focussing our attention and changing archaic attitudes towards societal ideas of gender by forcing the issue.

Of course, ultimately, such parties shouldn’t exist. Gender equality should be the accepted norm. There shouldn’t be a need for the issue to be forced. But until that time comes, I’m quite happy to applaud and encourage the growth of exclusively feminist parties. Feminist Initiative’s electoral success is a success for gender equality. It’s a great leap forwards so that one day the mirror in Sweden’s Women’s Room can be replaced with a fourth photo.

Anger over community centre takeover

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Protests have followed Oxford City Council’s decision to take over the East Oxford Community Centre from its current managers, the East Oxford Community Association (EOCA). The decision was taken after the Council said there was “serious concern” over the management of the Centre.

Although Oxford Council owns all the community centres in the city, prior to this decision they have all been managed by trustees of community associations elected by local residents. The East Oxford Centre currently provides several amenities used by students, among them the printing facility GreenPrint used by student publications, including the LGBTQ zine NoHeterOx.

Concerns have been raised that the council may use this opportunity to reduce community control over the centre. An online petition to stop the takeover has already reached over 500 signatures.

Students were also among those concerned by the takeover. The Oxford Activist Network has raised the issue on its Facebook page and helped organize a demonstration against the closure.

A student member of the Oxford Tenants’ Union told Cherwell that “the centre provides a key link between local residents and Oxonians. Fledgling organisations have found a home there, such as the Oxford Tenants’ Union.”

She added that, “it would be a great shame for Oxford to lose this, given the many accusations we face as Oxbridge students of being confined to our ‘ivory towers’.”

The Council has stated that “existing tenants will remain in the community centre. We look forward to working with them to improve and develop the programme that is offered to the local community.” It added that “we have no other option in the circumstances where a public asset is being mismanaged other than to terminate the licence.”

The EOCA has said that it is seeking independent advice on the takeover.

Review: Skylight

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Kyra Hollis, an overworked teacher from a rougher than average state school comes home to her flat with a stack of books to mark. Over the course of a freezing night in her tiny flat, she will be visited by not one, but two, figures from her past – Tom, a wealthy self-made man and her former lover, and Edward, his teenage son. This elegantly simple set-up becomes, in the hands of writer David Hare and director Stephen Daldry, increasingly complex and compelling, and manages to challenge the pre-conceptions of its audience as well as the choices of its characters.

Leading man Bill Nighy has played the role of Tom Sergeant before, in a 1997 West End production, and it seems that if anything, he has grown into the role, his lined features and long limbs contrasting with the petite and doll-like figure of Mulligan. He represents Tom’s emotional repression perfectly –bluff arrogance breaking down just enough to earn the audience’s sympathy before the façade is hastily re-erected. A character who could have been deeply unlikeable is, in Nighy’s hands, made far less easy to categorise. The audience might not agree with Tom about much – or anything – but he charms us, and it is easy to understand why Kyra was – and is – so drawn to him.

In contrast to the experience of Nighy, Skylight is Carey Mulligan’s West End debut. From the outset she portrays Kyra with delicacy and capability, but it is in the play’s second act, when Kyra’s restraint is stripped away to reveal the tougher and less compromising emotions beneath that we see Mulligan’s undeniable talent really shine through.

Nighy and Mulligan may be the big-ticket names, but there’s also a winning performance from Matthew Beard as Tom’s son, which perfectly captures the lanky awkwardness characteristic of boys in their late teens. His anxious pretention plays perfectly against Mulligan’s amused fondness, and his manner and mannerisms echo Nighy’s in a realistically familial way.

Skylight is a love story, but like all really compelling love stories, it is so much more besides. It is an examination of the relative merits of vocation and self-interest, slumming it and social-climbing, liberalism and conservatism. The play was first performed in 1995, but, were it not for some telling details – Edward’s Walkman, the flat’s tiny gas heater – it could just as easily be taking place in the present day. It is a sign of Hare’s consummate skill as a playwright that he has penned a work which not only continues to be of immediate interest, but perhaps has become even more relevant in the seventeen years since it was last on the West End.

Study investigates paranoia among cannabis users

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A new study led by Oxford Professor Daniel Freeman claims to have definitively shown that cannabis can cause short-term paranoia in “some people.”

More importantly however, the study also identifies the ways in which our minds encourage paranoia. Professor Freeman, of University College, concluded that “paranoia is likely to occur when we are worried, think negatively about ourselves, and experience unsettling changes in our perceptions.”

The study, published in the journal Schizophrenia Bulletin, is the first to determine the psychological factors that can result in feelings of paranoia in cannabis users, and confirms the findings of investigations dating back to the 1930s, as well as the widely-held suspicions of centuries of users.

The research involved Freeman’s team tested the mental responses of 121 participants between the ages of 21 and 50, all of whom had taken cannabis at least once before and none of whom had any history  of mental illness or health condition, while they were placed in tests of “excessive suspiciousness.” These including real-life social situations, a virtual reality simulation, self-report questionnaires and clinical interviews.

Two-thirds of the participants were injected with the main psychoactive ingredient in cannabis, THC (Δ9-tetrahydrocannabinol), while a third received a placebo. The dose of THC was equivalent to a strong joint, with the chemical having effect for 90 minutes.

Half of the participants who took THC reported paranoid thoughts, compared to 30% of those who took the placebo.

The drug also caused a range of other psychological effects in those who took it, ranging from anxiety, worry, lowered mood, and negative thoughts about the self, to various changes in perception such as sounds being louder than normal and colours brighter, thoughts echoing, altered perception of time, and poorer short-term memory.

Commenting on the findings, Professor Freeman explained that “paranoia is likely to occur when we are worried, think negatively about ourselves, and experience unsettling changes in our perceptions.

“Paranoia is excessive thinking that other people are trying to harm us. It’s very common because in our day-to-day lives we have to weigh up whether to trust or mistrust, and when we get it wrong – that’s paranoia. The study identifies a number of highly plausible ways in which our mind promotes paranoid fears.

He continued, “The study provides a great deal more information about the immediate effects of cannabis, but it did not investigate clinically severe disorder. The results don’t necessarily have any implications for policing, the criminal justice system, or legislation. It tells us about the little discussed paranoid-type fears that run through the minds of so many people from time to time.

“The implication is that reducing time spent ruminating, being more confident in ourselves, and not catastrophizing when unusual perceptual disturbances occur will in all likelihood lessen paranoia.”

Meanwhile, a first year Jesus geographer agreed that the ill-effects of paranoia from cannabis can be lessened by a positive outlook, commenting that “being paranoid would be unpleasant if I wasn’t extremely comfortable on a sofa or sunbathing.”

However, he also told Cherwell, “these findings have nevertheless seriously made me question the efficacy of bunning, especially since I hear that second year is really tough.”

Review: Marina Abramović, 512 Hours

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Performance art owes a great deal to Marine Abramović. The self-proclaimed ‘grandmother of performance art’ is both one of its inventors and most influential proponents. The Serbian 60-something began her experimentation with the medium in the 70s, with her series of ‘Rhythms’. The most famous of these was ‘Rhythm 0’ during which she laid out 72 different objects, including a feather, honey, a scalpel and a gun in the gallery and allowed the public to do anything they wished to her with the eclectic array of objects. She remained completely passive for six hours, even when members of the public undressed her, cut her hair and held the loaded gun to her neck.  It was a powerful comment on the ease with which social inhibitions and civility break down.

More recently, during the retrospective of her work in New York’s MOMA, she performed the piece ‘The Artist Is Present’. Sitting in the museum’s atrium for eight hours a day for three months, she invited the spectators to sit opposite her for a short time silently holding eye contact. Many of the museum-goers, among whom appeared James Franco, Alan Rickman and Lady Gaga, were moved to tears, to the extent that a special website was dedicated to their welling up: marinaabramovicmademecry.com. Now the matriarch of performance art has pitched up camp in London’s Serpentine Gallery, displaying her latest piece, ‘512 Hours’, specially conceived for the intimate space.   

‘512 Hours’ is completely unlike normal exhibitions. There is no admission fee and no booking, meaning you could end up at the back of a queue slinking all the way through Kensington Gardens or gain immediate entry, as I was lucky enough to. One hundred and sixty visitors are allowed in at any one time and are encouraged to spend as long as they wish in the exhibition. The public are told, rather pretentiously, to ‘leave their baggage both literally and metaphorically in order to enter the exhibition’. The public’s worldly clobber is stowed in a row of metallic lockers before they proceed into the exhibition. Not only material, but also auditory distractions are removed when one of Marina’s team of forty-five black-clad helpers hands you a pair of soundproof headphones. The only sound is that of one’s own thoughts. 

The first room, overwhelmingly white, contained nothing but an low platform upon which stood a few of Marina’s helpers, facing one another seemingly in a trance-like state. One of them cam away from the group and led me by the hand into the next room where there were row after row of chairs and desks, on each of which was a piece of paper, a pencil and a little heap of jumbled rice grains and lentils. She sat me down at one of the desks and whispered to me in soothing tones: ‘separate the lentils and rice and count them, use the paper if you need to’.

This was a Sisyphean task – I knew that as soon as I left my seat, one of the helpers would undo my laborious work and re-arrange the jumble. However, the point of this exercise was not its completion but its undertaking.  The fact that there were 823 lentils (I gave up counting the rice grains) was far less meaningful than the process of counting them. Some people, who hadn’t been led and instructed by the helper wandered through the room of people absorbed in their rice and lentil separating, trying to gage what they were doing and join in. Why do people feel such a need to be the same as everyone else, even when it means performing such a fruitless task?

When I wandered back into the centre room, a helper immediately grabbed my hand and led me onto the platform, instructing me by example to close my eyes. Holding hands with a stranger went entirely against what social conventions had ever taught me. And yet, it was liberating. In the room on the left people were pacing up and down with exaggeratedly slow steps, either by themselves or with helper-guides. Marina Abramović herself wove her way through the statue-like members of the public, placing a gentle hand on their backs, stroking their eyes shut and exchanging a jovial word.

The guides had a faint air of pretention about them, but there was nothing artificial about Marina Abramović’s movements. Her life and art co-exist in complete harmony and this is evident from her poise and gravitas. In performing her art she is merely living. Like John Cage’s ‘4.33’ or Malevich’s ‘Black Square’ (currently being exhibited at the Tate Modern), this piece is the reduction of art to its bare form, the end to art. Like its musical and visual counterparts, the performance piece’s title bears little comment on its meaning, being a mere description of its duration. By expressing so little, it expresses everything.  In most of Marina Abramović’s pieces she uses her body as both subject and object, they are physical and mental tests of her endurance. The one hour I spent in this exhibition felt like an age and it is a veritable feat of stamina that Marina Abramović will be doing it for 512.