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Alice In Dalston

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★★★★☆
Four Stars

The Dalston-based Arcola Theatre’s underground performance space is an apt area to stage Alice in Wonderland – walking down the stairs into a dark room you cannot but help make comparisons with dropping down a rabbit hole. Despite the theatre being on the cosy side of cramped and swelteringly hot, OUDS managed to pull off a captivating performance, brilliantly directed.

Much is made of physical theatre’s ‘intimacy’ and it almost seems a cliché to write of intimate performances, but it is fair to say that this was an all-encompassing show; the actors run around the audience, hiding behind seats and popping out from unexpected places. The effect is visually stimulating, strengthened as it was by the physical interaction between the actors. For example, the Caterpillar’s many legs were portrayed by 3 actors standing behind each other and using their hands in synchrony (the Caterpillar, played by Richard Hill, was fabulously ‘queer’ as he turned about the stage fluidly).

The chaos of Wonderland too is perfectly actualised during the Cheshire cat scene: Alice is surrounded by different members of the cast, their heads snapping up and down to represent the reappearing and disappearing of the cat, their voices eerily echoing each other.

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The theme of madness is strongly upheld by juxtaposing sober scenes alongside the anarchic ones. This compared Alice’s ‘reality’ with the world of Wonderland and blurred the dividing line. (For example, the Cheshire cat scene is placed next to the moving moment when Alice’s uncle admits in tears “I am not truthful”.)

This is also the case when the Queen of Hearts’s scene dissolves in chaos and is replaced by Alice and her mother, a change signalled by the lighting – from warm to something colder and sharper as her mother bides her, “You must be truthful…that is life’s duty.” This prevents the play from being merely an explosion of nonsense – it was tightly held together and contained several great performances, including Vanessa Goulding as the Queen of Hearts and Johnny Purkiss, who manages to show both vulnerability as Alice’s uncle and then becomes entirely unhinged as the Mad Hatter.

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Alice is wonderfully foot-stompingly petulant, but this is all – her characterisation is otherwise a little bland, though arguably this gives room for the more colourful performances and prevents distraction from the themes.

OUDS is taking this to Edinburgh Fringe next, and it can be recommended without reservation as not only an entertaining, amusing performance, but a show which will leave you feeling stirred and thoughtful. 

Alice in Wonderland will be staged at C Nova, in Edinburgh, from 31st July to 26th August.

Football League Preview

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Each summer we get a delicious amuse-bouche before the start of the Premiership season, as the lower leagues kick-off a couple of weeks earlier. This weekend sees the 72 teams of the football league starting their 2013/14 campaigns; a campaign that will inevitably see triumph, heartbreak and radically inflated ticket prices. Here are my tips on what to look out for in the early weeks.

Championship

QPR have been owned (and managed) terribly for a couple of seasons now, but it’s hard to look past Harry Redknapp as the league’s most experienced top-flight campaigner. Bringing in Charlie Austin from Burnley gives them guaranteed Championship goals (especially with Loic Remy’s departure now seemingly inevitable). What they seem to lack is the team spirit and work ethic to grind out difficult victories in the most competitive league in the country. Wigan, on the other hand, have chosen an experienced and totally sensible manager in Owen Coyle, and I’m expecting that to bear fruit. Signing Grant Holt is a gamble, but one that could pay off if they can keep him injury free and well supplied by the midfield. Of the non-relegated sides, Watford appear to be in a good position. They’ve tied up the permanent acquisitions of some of last season’s loan signings, and Gianfranco Zola’s management spell in English football (which started with a rocky tenure at West Ham) seems to be settling down nicely. 

At the other end of the table, it’s hard to see Yeovil enjoying anything more than a season in the Championship. Gary Johnson’s surprise package did brilliantly to win the play-offs, but their summer signings are low on experience and their top performers from last season, like goalkeeper Marek Stech, look a bit lightweight at this level. Of the promoted clubs, Doncaster look in best shape, whilst Bournemouth will be relying heavily on talismanic manager Eddie Howe to try and keep them up. It’s a hard task and one that they’ll probably fail in, unless perennially fringe teams like Ipswich, Millwall and Barnsley finally pull a Lusitania and sink down to League One. And, as a West Ham fan, I worry for the future of Blackpool with Paul Ince in charge. They bombed last season and Ince is hardly the man you want to inspire a resurgance up the table (the cynics might suggest that he was only brought in to convince son Tom to remain a Blackpool player).

League One

It’s impossible to look past Wolves in League One this season. Even with their calamitous last campaign, their squad still has bags of Premiership and Championship experience. If they can hold on to Bakary Sako and Kevin Doyle, and get Leigh Griffiths to replicate his exceptional form on loan at Hibs, then it’s hard to believe they won’t walk away with this division. Swindon might well have gone up last season, had they not been rocked by Paolo di Canio’s departure. They’ve strengthened their squad with a number of Tottenham youngsters- an experiment that’s seen as risky but almost worked with Watford. They’ll be in the play-off places at least, after that it’s something of a lottery. Amongst the other contenders, League Two champions Gillingham will fancy their chances, which the other promotion places will probably go to either Bristol City or Peterborough. Sean O’Driscoll has a lot of experience in this division, but his squad looks to have less edge, at this point, than Darren Feguson’s Posh. 

Relegation here will be brutal. Out of loyalty I’m hoping that Crawley Town steer well clear, but many of the mid-table clubs from last season could find themselves sucked down into a dogfight. Coventry are almost certainly going to ‘pull a Pompey’ after their 15-point deduction, but the other two places are still up for grabs. Oldham scraped survival last season, on the back of a managerial turnover, but Lee Johnson has made some significant changes to that squad. Galvanising new players for a relegation fight is a tough ask, and is something that might well drag Shrewsbury down into the relegation zone, following their serious squad overhaul. Stevenage, Colchester and Carlisle would seem the obvious candidates to battle it out for survival, with the Football League’s most northern club being my pick to go down, after shipping 77 goals last season. If Lee Miller misses a few games for them, that could be enough to condemn them to League Two football next season.

League Two

It’s hard to predict how the sides promoted from the conference will fare in League Two. Fleetwood Town ought to have been promoted last season, were it not for a post-Christmas collapse that saw them finish 13th. They’ve added some experienced players from League One and I expect them to be in the automatic promotion places this time out. As with League One, it’s hard to see the big team, namely Portsmouth, failing to make an immediate return. Jed Wallace is possibly the best player in the division, and Patrick Agyemang ought to score at least 20 over the course of the season. Mansfield will be looking to replicate Crawley Town’s success a couple of seasons ago and take the division by storm, although they’re running out of time to find a replacement for Matt Green, who signed for Birmingham. Burton appear to have lost too many of their best players to be in serious contention, so the final place ought to be battled out between relegated Hartlepool, Cheltenham Town and Oxford United. I’ve picked the latter partially ought of loyalty, but also because they’ve made some big changes to their squad and the strike partnership of James Constable and Dave Kitson ought to be deadly.

Relegation from League Two means a drop to the conference, and teams will fight bitterly to avoid that. Torquay United have lost Rene Howe and it’s hard to see where manager Alan Knill now expects regular goals to come from. If they’re not knocking them home then replicating last season’s 17th placed finish looks difficult. Welsh teams have had a fantastic couple of years, with Swansea and Cardiff reaching the Premiership, but Newport County are very much the wildcards of League Two. Bringing in a striker like Chris Zebrowski smacks of desperation for some sort of experience, and could upset the balance at the club. Morecombe were real challengers a couple of years ago, but the Shrimpers have steadily lost momentum and now look like they’ll be scrapping for survival and their top scorer is out injured for the first half of the season- not an ideal situation. And bookies’ favourites for relegation Dagenham and Redbridge will probably find themselves there or thereabout next Spring, with an uncreative team that spent last season desperately trying to avoid conceding, but without making any chances of their own. Unless they have a radical change of mentality then they’ll be playing in the Conference next term. 

My first death threat

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On Wednesday night, at about 5pm, I received my first ever death threat. As my phone beeped cheerily, I snatched it up in expectation of a fun ‘ironic’ hashtag from some Twitter pal, only to read the following bizarre information from apparent bald egg @98JU98U989:

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I’m not sure what this says about me, but my only feeling was mild disappointment over a boring notification: I hadn’t gained a new addition to my swaggering collection of 130 followers, and Harry Styles hadn’t finally noticed me — 0/5 :(. Some nobody had just threatened to blow up the home of my immediate family. Yawn.

It wasn’t until a few hours later that I gave it a second thought. Reports were appearing in the nationals of bomb threats made to three female journalists, and I was surprised to see the messages were identical to mine, right down to the minute of detonation. This was classic @98JU98U989. 

Wait, it might not be a random computer? An actual person might have messaged me for a reason? … Someone thinks I’m a real feminist journalist!! What an honour! Thanks, anonymous and potentially violent tweeter. After a considerable period of gazing starry-eyed/grinning into the distance (like that bit in Mean Girls where Lindsay Lohan realises she’s been nominated for prom queen — “you mean I’m really targeted as part of a sexist hate campaign!?”), I started to think about what to do next. I had instinctively planned to ignore it, and it was only after hearing that the police were urging anyone who had received the threat to report it that I even considered it a crime at all. It was at this point that I started to feel a bit unsettled. The other women had called the police over to make sure their lives weren’t in danger, and so far I hadn’t even got off the sofa.

I decided to be a responsible adult about it, and asked my mum what to do. She told me to report it. 

A more eventful evening than usual for the Leszkiewicz household followed, the climax of which saw my mother dashing outside in her nightie to reassure three policeman that the dodgy brown wire running the perimeter of our house was not a bomb — but a dog alarm installed by my Irish auntie on her latest visit so she could contain her over-pampered long-haired collie.

The police I encountered were very sensitive and professional. They insisted on checking the house, came over well before 10:47PM, and even offered victim support. But I was repeatedly surprised by the confusion surrounding digital threats. At every stage, officers freely admitted to a real lack of understanding of online crime and the methods used to deal with it. I found myself explaining the concepts of @ usernames, account suspension, and screenshots. Almost every officer I spoke to told me they had never dealt with “something like this” before. One thing is overwhelmingly clear — no one really knows how to deal with this kind of crime.

Up until now, the much-repeated motto “don’t feed the trolls” has been the guideline for dealing with all varieties of anonymous online abuse. A kind of digital version of the “just ignore them and they’ll leave you alone” response to playground bullying (“They only want to provoke a response — don’t rise to it!”); this kind of approach is tempting because it trivialises both the sender and the threat they pose. Like playground bullies, people who send anonymous hate messages online are often immature, thoughtless,  and powerless when they come face to face with the ‘real’ world. 

But they can also be nasty little shits. The alarming  — and growing — number of users comfortable with making copious rape and death threats online, from angry misogynists to teenage fangirls, illustrates that our attempts to dismantle cyber crime by giving its perpetrators a silly name and trying to sweep them under the carpet (or bridge) isn’t working. Instead, our digital etiquette has encouraged intimidation and victim blaming that provides the perfect conditions for a lively culture of sexism, racism and homophobia. While it might be uncomfortable to take these messages seriously, and consider their motivations, we can’t continue to reinforce inequality and nurture an environment in which violent threats are normal.

My experience with online abuse was brief and inconsequential. I at no point felt genuinely fearful of @98JU98U989’s intentions to bomb me and DESTROY EVERYTHING. But I’m glad I reported it anyway. It’s very true that it’s impossible for Britain’s law enforcers to chase every abusive tweet from the four corners of the internet; but if digital threats become more clearly culturally defined as unacceptable, illegal hate speech, we can start to work towards addressing them more effectively.

An Open Letter to Katie Hopkins

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Dear Katie,

Earlier this week, I was amused to follow a friend’s link on my Facebook wall that led me to your recent interview with the Cherwell. Here, you were invited to talk on what appears to be your favourite topic at the moment: how to read into a name.  You seemed to suggest in the interview that Oxford admissions are rightly reserved for a social elite; the pinnacle of a ‘hierarchy’ fortified by the class system. You also made it clear that if you were an Oxford admissions tutor, you would always choose a ‘Cecil’ for your tutor group and would never want a ‘Tyrone’. 

Now I don’t believe we have ever met before (and you might want to prepare yourself for this), but my name is Tyrone Zachery Steele. I am a young, mixed White and Black Caribbean male from a working class background. And in fact, as the only Tyrone studying at the University of Oxford right now, I think it’s down to me to respond.

Now I didn’t know who you were before a quick search and I guess that, even now, I don’t really care. You’re probably not stupid, but perhaps a bit of an attention seeker (as your ‘unplanned’, dramatic swooning in The Apprentice suggests).  I guess that’s fine, if not a little sad. It’s especially sad for all the other Katies who don’t want to have their name associated with a woman who tries to make a name for herself by picking on children and laughing at the plight of the poor. 

In any case, I don’t think it’s particularly necessary to say why you’re wrong about the plight of single mothers, or why nepotism might just be a bad thing. 

Instead I want to come back to the issue of names. Perhaps you don’t like my name because someone called Tyrone just can’t be intelligent. You clearly think a lot about this, as one of the things you said in your This Morning interview earlier this month is that, “children with intelligent names are more likely to have intelligent parents.” You also made known in this interview your strong dislike of either “footballers’ names” or “geographical locations”. In light of this latter criterion, however, having a daughter called ‘India’ perhaps brings your own intelligence into question, doesn’t it Katie? Or at least your ability to read a map.   

But the real issue here isn’t just your snobbish attitude, whether it’s simply an attention-seeking pretence or not. It’s rather those who are hearing it. By all means, avoid me and my fellow Tyrones in the street. You’re welcome to continue being small minded (although I despair for your children). But when you start vocalizing your vitriol, you damage the self esteem of many working class applicants and aspiring students who might actually believe that the things which you say are echoed behind the doors of, for example, university admission professors. Oxford is trying incredibly hard through access schemes to shed the elitist image you seem to revel in. I myself have devoted a number of vacations to running access workshops in deprived areas of East London. You may think your social ‘shortcuts’ are the best way of putting the right people in the right positions in our future society, but I think it’s more important to show young kids that, even if you are called Tyrone or Charmaine, you still deserve a chance. It’s precisely this which seems to demonstrate how divorced you are from reality. True, Oxford has a large number of private school students – but increasingly it diversifies and this is a testament to the University’s strength and continuing success. 

So perhaps you should just go away, keep your unsavoury opinions to yourself, and try to find something useful to do, instead of making a career out of being offensive and cruel, and, from what I can see, utterly bigoted. As the Rev’d Dr. Andrew Teal – the tutor who actually did give ‘Tyrone’ a chance here – put it, “everyone who can and has competed for the rare places available at Oxford deserves encouragement and respect”.  

Oh and, by the way, I checked: there are no Cecils at Oxford.

Interview: Octavia’s Brood

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“We believe it is our right and responsibility to write ourselves into the future.” This is the powerful mission statement of Walidah Imarisha and Adrienne Maree Brown, the co-editors of a forthcoming anthology of radical speculative fiction written by social justice activists.

Social justice and science fiction initially seem to have little common ground. There is no overt relation between radicalism and a genre perceived as the preserve of overweight white men in Cheeto-stained slacks. Women are objectified in wallpaper roles, while colonial parallels emerge in narratives of space exploration.  The editors recognise that science fiction has reacted to minority writers “through a lens of hetero-normative white male supremacy, even when there has been curiosity or good intention.”

The anthology, entitled Octavia’s Brood, exists in part to redress a historical bias toward white male writers. In the 1960s, a poll to find the greatest science fiction novel of all time featured not a single female author.  The editors position themselves “among a community of writers and editors uplifting new voices which don’t fit the mainstream sci-fi demographic.” 

Since the sixties, the situation has improved. Science fiction “has responded to minority writers as society has responded- slowly.” This is thanks in no small part to the female African-American science fiction pioneer Octavia E. Butler who is commemorated in the title of the anthology. Specifically, the editors name-check the “Octavia Butler scholarship, an Octavia E. Butler Legacy Network, and all the work the Carl Brandon Society has been doing since 1997” as examples of science fiction’s slow progress toward equality across barriers of gender, race and sexuality, of which Octavia’s Brood forms a part.

However, this anthology is more than an exercise in equality. The co-editors feel that “speculative or science fiction [is] really speaking about the present in the context of… future generations.” Science fiction is here understood as the ideal literary platform for social activism, as both are concerned with the future of the human race. “All social justice is an act of speculative fiction, as we work to envision and create and organise for worlds we have never seen,” Brown tells me.

“Whenever we try to envision a world without war, without violence, without prisons, without capitalism, we are engaging in an exercise of speculative fiction. Organizers and activists struggle tirelessly to create and envision another world, or many other worlds, just as science fiction does… so what better venue for organizers to explore their work than through writing original science fiction stories?”

Imarisha and Brown “met through the internet”, and are crowd-sourcing the funding they need to publish and promote their anthology online: support their campaign here. Our transatlantic interview is conducted via email. Given that this forward-looking project was born online, it seems surprising they are publishing a traditional, physical anthology rather than exploring new media.  However, the editors make it clear that whilst “the media is instant… the issues are not.” 

“[Questions of social justice] have deep roots in history and they are our responsibility to figure out with more focused attention than a sensationalised 24 hour news cycle allows. We chose to collect short stories that could be read quickly but ask important questions that stick with our readers. Where is home? What is justice? What makes life worth living and fighting for?” Speculative fiction interrogates current societal values through its portrayal of alternative paradigms and social structures, and the editors feel that traditional narratives allow for these complex parallels to be developed to their fullest.

There are parallels to be drawn between the field of science fiction writing and the University of Oxford. Both were historically dominated by hetero-normative white males and have some way to travel toward a condition of equality, despite recent advances. However, just as science fiction’s forward-looking stance makes it the ideal platform for literary activists, so Oxford graduates are granted a unique platform from which to shape the future.

I therefore finish by asking what advice the editors would give to student activists in Oxford. They quote from the dystopian novel Parable of the Sower by the eponymous Octavia Butler, with a simple and encouraging message. “Write about the world you all want to see and share it. Trust yourselves to work together and stay in the work through the hard conversations. Remember, as Octavia taught us, ‘everything you touch you change’.”

Oxford student in Twitter bomb threat

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One of Oxford University’s leading student journalists has been the recipient of an anonymous Twitter bomb threat. Tweets were sent out on Wednesday to a number of female journalists, including Cherwell Editor Anna Leszkiewicz.

The tweets contained the message “A BOMB HAS BEEN PLACED OUTSIDE YOUR HOME. IT WILL GO OFF AT EXACTLY 10.47PM ON A TIMER AND TRIGGER DESTROYING EVERYTHING” and are being investigated by the police. Identical messages were sent to other female journalists, including former-Cherwell Editor Hadley Freeman and TV critic Grace Dent. Police were called to Leszkiewicz’s house and confirmed that the threat is believed to be a hoax.

Leskiewicz told Cherwell that “[she] didn’t take the threat seriously, but it was still quite a jarring message to read. I reported it after I realised the user was targeting women, and read that the police were asking recipients of the tweet to inform them.”

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Twitter has come under fire in recent weeks following a spate of incidents, including rape threats made against Labour MP Stella Creasy and feminist campaigner Caroline Criado-Perez. A petition for Twitter to install a ‘Report Abuse’ button was launched and currently has over 108,000 signatures.

The Metropolitan Police Service confirmed that they are investigating “allegations relating to bomb threats sent to a number of females on Twitter”. So far no arrests have been made.

Why I love Katharina Fritsch’s ‘Hahn/Cock’

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Discussing 15-foot, electric blue chickens brings out the seven-year-old in all of us. Katharina Fritsch’s latest sculpture, commissioned to fill Trafalgar Square’s Fourth Plinth for the next 18 months, has brought with it a wave of critical immaturity and double entendre. Every article, every interview, every po-faced critic’s blogspot piece has been accompanied by at least a trace of a snigger. It’s a cock! But not that sort of cock – a cockerel! Haaw haaw haaw! In unveiling it Boris Johnson was forced to resort to a Victorian music-hall-esque avoidance of saying the word, clutching at all the synonyms he could find to replace it – “Ladies and gentlemen, feast your eyes on this beautiful, big, blue…BIRD”.

But the sniggers are, in many ways, the point. Fritsch’s sculpture is all about mocking. Hahn/Cock is designed to undermine the other ‘cocks’ on the plinths surrounding it – the literalization of a metaphor for the preening masculinity that Trafalgar Square represents.It is, as Johnson himself put it at its grand opening, about ‘a woman’s rendering of a man’, subverting the testosterone-fuelled military history Trafalgar commemorates in phallic columns and roaring lions. It’s flipping the birdy (‘scuse the pun) at Nelson and all the other venerated ‘his’s of Britain’s navel-gazing naval ‘history’.

Of course, Fritsch’s sculpture is not without its critics. Before it was even erected, the Thorney Island Society had written to Westminster Council to complain. The Daily Mail had run articles of thinly disguised approbation. The idea of a hallowed landmark being openly, deliberately mocked – and in such a wincingly bright shade of blue – isn’t to everyone’s taste.

But the Fourth Plinth Project, the commission that, since 1999, has displayed a series of temporary works on the once-empty plinth, has its foundations in controversy and public debate. Since Trafalgar Square has some of the highest pedestrian traffic of any square in Britain, the breadth and diversity of the Fourth Plinth’s audience is almost infinite. It would be almost impossible to reach a consensus about the aesthetic worth of anything raised there.

It’s essential, therefore, that the Project embraces the controversy its artworks provoke – to engage Trafalgar’s public in debate about what constitutes ‘art’; to invoke a critical response; to generate reaction. And nothing says ‘react’ like a double-decker-sized double entendre.

There’re still always rumblings that a single, permanent statue could be erected to replace the Project’s temporary installations. Names for figures worthy of representation have ranged from Nelson Mandela to Margaret Thatcher and, according to Ken Livingstone, ‘the understanding is that the fourth plinth is being reserved for Queen Elizabeth II’.

But as it is for now, the plinth is defined not by revered individuals but by the opinions and responses of the thousands of people passing it daily – the children chasing Trafalgar’s pigeons; the tourists posing by the lions; the GSCE art students eating school-trip sandwiches on the steps of the National Gallery.

Anthony Gormley had the right idea in his 2009 installation One and Other, in which 2,400 individuals were each given an hour on top of the Plinth. It’s the most ‘public’ of public spaces, and long may its big blue cocks continue. 

Fashion’s Latest ‘It’ Girl

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Move over Kate Moss; there’s a new muse in town. No, no, we’re not talking about Cara Delevingne or Pixie Geldof. Fashion’s latest ‘It’ Girl goes by the name of Minnie Mouse. You’re sure to recognize the cute yellow court shoes, the big red polka dot bow, and the playful petticoats beneath that voluminous skirt – it’s true, Minnie’s been around for a while (she made her first appearance in the film Plane Crazy, released in 1928). But she’s taking a break from Hollywood, and has instead chosen to throw herself into the fashion industry’s limelight.

Minnie has been taking the fashion world by storm as of late. Last year, London’s top designers showcased one-off creations inspired by Minnie at September Fashion Week and, earlier this year, designer Gerlan unveiled her Minnie Mouse inspired collection at New York Fashion Week. In March Minnie walked the catwalk in a custom Lanvin dress (no less!) to celebrate the 20th anniversary of Disneyland, before releasing her OPI nail polish collection this summer. That’s not to mention her past collaborations with luxury jewellery brand Mawi, and department store Barney’s New York. 

But most exciting of all, Minnie has just landed her debut fashion mag cover, fronting the 10th edition of the bi-annual LOVE Magazine. She stars alongside some of the biggest contemporary names in the modelling industry, including Georgia May Jagger, Edie Campbell and Rosie Huntington Whiteley.

Traces of Miss Minnie’s influence are all over the industry. Yayoi Kusama’s collection for Louis Vuitton springs to mind. Or Maison Michel’s delicate mouse ears that were popular with the Olsen sisters. Meadham Kirchoff’s collection this season was covered in bows, with clear Minnie-Mouse inspired colour schemes dominating his catwalk looks. And, next season, Miu Miu pays homage to our favourite mouse with polka dots galore, with pieces ranging from small necktie scarfs to ankle-length taffeta skirts.

It seems Minnie can do no wrong: her career as fashion model-muse is only going from strength to strength. And no wonder! She’s an icon. As Marc Low, Vice President of Fashion and Home at Disney, said: “Minnie Mouse and her unique style continue to inspire fans across the world. Surpassing trends, Minnie Mouse’s iconic silhouette, signature bows and polka dots always remain in style which is why she is as relevant today as the day she first appeared on the fashion scene”.

Congratulations on your cover Minnie. We’ll certainly be picking up our copy of LOVE Magazine.

 

Get Minnie’s Look

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Coral polka dot drop waist dress, £10, Riverisland.co.uk; Hands bodycon dress, £30, Lazy Oaf at ASOS.com; Moto pink spot mom jeans, £42, Topshop; Roundabout suede court shoes, £58, Office; False eyelashes in Slant Black, £15.50, Shu Umera; Bow hair clip in red, £12, American Apparel; OPI Vintage Minnie Mini nail polish collection, £12.95, Beautybay.com; Commes Des Garcons polka dot print pouch, £109, Selfridges; Black lace mouse ears headband, £24.44, Esty.

 

Gallery

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Yayoi Kusama’s collection for Louis Vuitton

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Minnie’s Cover

 

LOVE magazine’s Sweetie Issue is out now. Marc Low quote taken from Stylist.co.uk

Review: The Perch

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Anyone with a bike or good pair of walking legs will know that the relative ‘countryside’ of Oxford can be reached after just a short venture beyond the city centre. Accessed either through Port Meadow or down a long, winding lane you might miss coming off the Botley Road, The Perch is hidden away beyond a Pick Your Own and a driving range. Either way, you’re sure to work up an appetite by the time you get there. And boy is the walk worth it. A huge sprawling garden with a terrace under cover to shelter from the sun is decorated with a mish-mash of local art and crafts and blends into fields stretching for miles.

The ‘Two courses for £15’ menu is hardly the best deal you can find amongst other lunch offerings, and with a very limited selection of two dishes per course you could forgive me for initially being a bit uncertain. That said, it was certainly a summery-themed menu, in keeping with the time of year, and you feel validated in paying a bit extra when the setting’s that idyllic. The deal also includes either an alcoholic drink or bottle of water (might you want a juice if you’re driving rather than being limited to water?). The waiting staff were very friendly and welcoming; the slightly ambulatory speed of service paled into insignificance and was very much au fait with the lazy summer afternoon.

I opted as ever for a starter and main course, and my mum even more reliably for a main and dessert. We shared the ham hock terrine (as well as the lovely complimentary home-made bread that came with it). Now I’m normally wary of terrines; often they come as more of a jelly, at other times they can be bland or, worse, void of any visible ‘ham hock’. Yet I’d already seen one arrive at a table nearby, and was reassured enough to take the plunge. The terrine was chunky and salty with generous amounts of Parma ham round the outside and not too fatty in the middle. It was the piccalilli dressing, however, that made it. Little pickled cauliflower florets and cucumber chunks dipped in the sharp, acidic sauce which you just can’t quite get from a jar.

My main was calamari with French fries, mushy peas and homemade tartare sauce. I use ‘French fries’ because unfortunately they fell into the trap of being soggy and uninspiring, perhaps because the chef was going for a light version of traditional fish and chips. Sadly there is no substitute for proper chunky chips in my opinion and I struggled to finish the pile (in part because the delicious calamari proved filling enough). Memory of the calamari is a tad obscured, not by the fact I was feeling a bit heady after a couple of glasses of wine in the heat, rather due to the impressive and delicious accompaniments. If I had to pick holes, the mushy peas weren’t mushy (real garden peas!), but otherwise both were fantastic and I could’ve eaten a bucket rather than a ramekin of each of them. The dessert menu had failed to excite me, as is not uncommon, but my mum went for the profiteroles. I happily sat back and watched her enjoy them, I could see they were made with vanilla ice cream in the middle (vanilla pod seeds visible and all) rather than whipped cream which I’m told was refreshing rather than claggy, and the chocolate was rich, smooth and bitter enough to cut through the cream.

I imagine the pub is equally pleasant during winter, but rather than sitting in the garden on eclectic furniture with twee table cloths it’d be more open log fires, thick cushions and low lighting; welcoming you in from the cold. We didn’t try what is a very extensive beer selection (what you’d expect from a ‘proper pub’) but they did look like they’d put a significant dent in your wallet, so perhaps it was for the best we went for food rather than attempting to nurse a pint. Strangely enough, although it came very highly recommended from a couple of sources I’ve also heard some very damning accounts; accusations of poor food and poorer service. This, then, is evidence of the limitations perhaps of a one-off visit, but equally we left relaxed and sated, and wouldn’t hesitate to return to see if it is an overall improvement or a one-off fluke. One to take the parents to, especially if you’re country mouse yearning for a bit of fresh air, or even a change of scene for the city rats amongst us.

“Summer’s lease hath all too short a date…”

Picture this… after a manic eight weeks (more if you’re a super-keen student, rower or unfortunate fresher) of trying to balance essay deadlines, torturous tute sheets and revision as well as trying to appear sociable, fun-loving and care-free, you stumble upon a curious event: The summer vacation. As eighth week was beginning, so too were many students’ dreams of freedom, of a few precious months without the nagging thought that there was still one book left to read and one problem sheet to complete. Complete and unmitigated anxiety-free bliss. Right?

But now we’re well into the holidays and some of us are left wondering what we’ve done with our time thus far. Here’s but a cross section of what you’ve been getting up to.

The “Mini Gap Yah”

Thanks to the YouTube phenomenon, those of us who went straight to university (the rise in fees pushing the majority of this year’s second years to do so) are now familiar with the strange event that takes place when post-6th form students jet off to exotic, oriental places. Perhaps you thought that after the first two terms of first year, the oh-so familiar conversation starter of “well, when I was in (insert vaguely unpronounceable country here)…” would have long disappeared from your peers’ lexicon. How wrong you were. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the “mini gap yah”.

Forget a whole year of your life, for this summer only you could be bottle-feeding starving orphans in Ghana, being henna-tattooed on a moonlight beach in Thailand or eating spit-roasted guinea pigs in Chile.

So when October rolls around, beware of paying too many compliments to your friends’ tan, attire, or bizarre hair style – unless you want to hear about the trek they made through the outback, thorns ripping open their clothes and tearing at their bare skin before they reached a camp of indigenous natives whose children proceeded to weave for them a new pair of trousers out of camel hair and bamboo shoots, the very ones in which they are now standing before you.

Money, money, money – the working life

Like ABBA, towards the end of term the Oxonian begins to consider all the things he or she could do, if they had a little money, especially once the student loan has run out and it looks like things might be getting dire (i.e. you can’t afford those shorts/sunglasses/beers). Suddenly the feel of cash in your wallet and the revulsion you feel at begging your parents for another tenner spurs you into action. Returning to a previous part-time job, picking up something new or doing odd jobs here and there; almost every student’s at it. Prizes for the most bizarre.

Spare a thought though, for those students struggling through internships or work experience, rarely seeing daylight and without a pay check to show for it. Respect them; fear them -one day they will be smirking at your pitiful attempts at photocopying when you eventually end up in the workplace.  At least they have Cherwell’s work experience tips to get them through!

The couch potato

We now come to our final holidaymaker. A fairly rare specimen, it must be said, amongst the Oxford contingent. It spends its time indulging in the most primal of activities (eating, sleeping etc), that is, with the additional of modern technologies. It is never found far from its phone, laptop or television, and even the microwave is often only a few metres away. Always a fall-back option, this method of vacationing has been tried and tested by many a student, with the inevitable conclusion that it simply cannot be beaten.

After these tales of travel and work and sleep, what, you may be wondering, is a Cherwell reporter going to be undertaking this summer? I like to think of my vacation as a happy medium between all of these stereotypes: there’s the mini gap yah (admittedly only to Normandy to au pair), the work (being PAID for said au pairing) and naturally, a sizeable amount of vegetating (hooray for lie-ins!). Happy holidaying, fellow Oxonians.