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Oxford edged out past the chequered flag

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For the first time this season, it looked like we might actually be able to have a race without the weather trying to ruin it for us. The first eight rounds of the British Universities Karting Championship had been cursed with bad weather. The first had to be moved to a dif- ferent date due to snow, the second moved to a different track due to snow, and the rest had seen freez- ing cold, howling winds, torrential rain, or, well, more snow. Add this to the fact that the 2012 Varsity race was run on a track that that might as well have been The Isis. So there was a certain optimism within the team that, this time round, we might have a good race.

We arrived at Rye House, a change of venue from last year, to find the track bone dry and begging to be driven. Both teams had booked out karts for the first hour of track time to use as practice before the race, although Oxford had significantly more than Cambridge. The two teams looked surprisingly similar in ability, buoying our spirits, as we had initially thought that the loss of three of our best drivers from last year’s team would spoil our chances of victory.

The practice session finished with only one broken chain to show for the thrashing we had given the karts. We refuelled and went straight back out for ten minutes of qualifying. This was thankfully incident-free, and we returned to the pits to find out where we would start. We were somewhat annoyed to find that the Tabs had managed to secure the top three grid slots, although Oxford filled the next six positions.

The start of the race would prob- ably be more familiar to a fan of NASCAR than of Formula 1, as the karts have no clutch and must get into formation behind a pace kart before being released into racing. After what must have been the long- est few minutes of driving in my life — karts buzzing all around, driv- ers focused, waiting impatiently for the excitement to begin — the pace kart pulled off. Foot flat to the floor, the engine notes consume you as you turn into the first corner, a flat out right-hander, jostling for position while at the same time trying not to wipe out one of your team mates. Braking hard into the first

hairpin, some drivers try to dive up the inside, others hang it wide and try to get more speed on the exit. Then round the second hairpin and onto the back straight, before what I consider to be the hardest corner of the track, an almost flat left followed by a sharp right. A small chicane and the final tight right bring us back to the main straight, crossing the line. One lap down, twenty-four minutes left in the race.

Then, a mere four laps into the race, the curse came back, and it be- gan to rain. Karts began spinning off at every corner, the yellow flags came out, and the race changed completely. It was now less about seeing how fast you could go, and more about how long you could keep it on the track for. Twenty minutes later, all drivers exhausted from the concen- tration, the chequered flag came out and we slowly returned to the pits, nobody quite sure of the result. We gathered around the podium as race director JV read us the bad news: Oxford 61 points, Cambridge 79. We congratulated them on what had been a much cleaner race than last year, and headed home.

This article is dedicated to the memory of Roland Ratzenberger and Ayrton Senna who died 19 years ago this week at the 1993 San Marino Grand Prix. 

OURFC’s Morris shines after switching codes

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A player familiar to many for his involvement in Oxford Rugby Union in recent times, winger Sean Morris has achieved acclaim this season for his role in new Rugby League outfit Oxford Inspires. The Inspires, competing in the third tier of professional Rugby League, have won two of their first three games, with Morris proving himself to be an important figure particularly in the 18-16 victory at Oldham last Sunday.

Switching codes has only been a recent concept for Morris, for whom Oxford RL fitted his circumstances perfectly. He played his first game just a few weeks ago for Oxford. “I’ve had a disrupted Rugby Union season with a lot of injuries, and I was looking at a summer where I was itching to play but didn’t have a team.”

Despite sitting third in the race to be Championship One Player of the Year, Sean is quick to acknowledge the huge steps he still needs to take. “The basics are the same, but the team is doing a good job of looking after me and making sure I know what to do. I’m still learning some of the rules and the nuances of the game, so the support has been really important.”

In their inaugural season, Oxford were always going to have unique difficulties entering an established tier such as the Co-operative Championship One. “We are a new team, but we have made some good progress against much more experienced opposition, who have been playing together for a number of years and know each other much more. The team is starting to gel really nicely.” A hard fought victory last week confirmed this team unity.

With some encouraging performances as well as results in the opening weeks, Morris’ eyes are set firmly above their current position than below. “It’s our first season so we were not expecting much, but we have made a strong start. There is a bit of a feeling around the club we could possibly push for promotion.” For Sean, the foundations have been laid for suc- cess. “We definitely have the players and the set up, it’s just whether we can get everything right on the match days and push forward.”

The Board of Directors have made it clear that a mix of local players and experienced Northerners would be used at the club. “The heart of the team has come down from up north, and there is a whole bunch of them that have a serious amount of experience. For us guys who have played for less time here, they’ve been really helpful. There are about fifteen players with some serious Rugby League background. They’re invaluable to the team.”

Oxford were knocked out of the Challenge Cup in their first match, losing to Rugby League giants Halifax 54-12. However, this result still gave the Inspires confidence in their abilities. “It was a great experience for the club and definitely a challenge. It wasn’t as big a mismatch as people were expecting. They weren’t embarrassed by any means, and they stood up and were counted. They put in a good performance against a Rugby League heartland.”

Oxford’s first game at Iffley was a narrow 22- 20 defeat to South Wales, but the response from locals to this new venture meant the game was a cause of celebration for the management in

particular. “It’s a new franchise so it’s going to take a while for the crowds to pick up, but I was pleasantly surprised. Considering it was the first game for professional Rugby League in Oxford, the crowd was pretty good and hopefully that will be something that will build throughout the season.” Anticipation is certainly build- ing for Sunday’s home match against Hemel Stags, especially because Oxford University students will be able available to watch the game at Iffley Road. “It will be a fantastic occasion. They are running an offer for students to get a free cider with entry, so hopefully we will end up with a fun day and lots of students coming down and getting their free drink. It will be a good atmosphere with some sunshine.”

If they can continue to produce the performances they have achieved so far this season, Oxford Inspires will be a fantastic addition to the Oxford sporting landscape. Morris shows the opportunity for the club to tap into the potential of a Rugby Union dominated area, and perhaps add more to their ranks from the University. 

The Premier League’s worst XI of the season

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TEAM NAME:

Deportivo Lack-Of-Talent

MANAGER: Mark Hughes

Earlier this week, some Welsh bloke picked up a couple of awards, while the rest of our multi-millionaire footballers patted themselves on the back about another job well done. Enough is enough. It’s time for these overpaid, overhyped ball- kickers to take a reality check. This is the 11 we all really want to see: the most inadequate, underwhelming and downright awful footballers to grace the Premier League in the last 12 months. (N.B. This article would have been quicker to write by just listing the entire QPR side, but I was told this was a ‘cop out’. Bloody jour- nalistic standards.)

GOALKEEPER – Pepe Reina. The Liverpool stopper has had possibly his worst season since arriving on these shores. In February, stats gurus Opta said that Reina‘s mistakes had cost Liverpool 14 points this season. Without those faults, Liverpool would have been sitting in 3rd place. His error against Manchester City — allowing Sergio Aguero to equalise from an impossible angle — all but ended his side’s Champions League challenge. 

RIGHT BACK – Bacary Sagna. It’s always been easy to malign Arsenal’s defence, but when you’ve been outshone by Carl Jenkinson, it really is time to have a long, hard look at yourself. Sa- gna’s inability to both attack and de- fend have caused Arsenal all sorts of problems this year, and the penalty which he managed to give away on Sunday summed up a fairly dread- ful season for the once dependable Frenchman. 

CENTRE BACK – Clint Hill. So yes, QPR are easy targets, but when you have a glorified Sunday league player in your side almost every single week, going down is always going to be on the cards. Other than be- ing a bit ’ard and British, it’s quite challenging to see what one would put into Hill’s ‘pros’ column. Harry Redknapp might be seen as a tactical mastermind, but seeing Hill’s nameon the teamsheet must make Premier league strikers up and down the land explode with joy.

CENTRE BACK – Titus Bramble. Do I really need to expand? He’s horrendous. Sunderland have been horrendous. And I see a direct causal link between the two. In almost every respect, Titus Bramble is currently stealing a living. The Wearside outfit’s defence in general is a who’s who of Premier League mediocrity: Phil Bardsley anyone? 

LEFT BACK – Andy Wilkinson. If there were any footballer I would not like to meet in a darkened alley, it would be him. Yes, he can kick people. Yes, he can kick the ball quite high and quite far. Yes, both the abilities I’ve just named are probably top of Tony Pulis’s ‘Qualities I need in a footballer’ list. But in reality, Andy Wilkinson can’t defend, pass, shoot, tackle or dribble. A bit like me. 

RiIGHT MIDFIELD – Antonio Valencia. Last year, AV7 would have been in most people’s Top 11s, but he’s certainly suffered a dramatic fall from grace. His confidence seems to be shot, and as he’s no longer willing to take on his defender, his role in the United side is about as pointless  as a Ryan Giggs super-injunction. All in all it’s been a barren season for United’s wingers. 

CENTRE MIDFIELD– James Perch. I never thought I’d have to say a Premier League footballer was ‘like a crap Danny Guthrie’ but… Perch, the ultimate utility man, has shown himself to be a jack of all trades, but he is certainly a master of none. His first half of ineptitude against Liverpool was truly the icing on a season which one could kindly describe as ‘limited’, or cruelly describe as ‘an absolute horror show of truly epic proportions’.

CENTRE MIDFIELD – Park Ji-Sung ©. He was dropped from the QPR side. Must I elaborate? But seriously, this one is as surprising as it is upsetting. Always dependable for United, Park has failed to recreate his form in West London. Despite taking on the extra responsibility of captaincy, he couldn’t galvanise his team into the success he was used to. I’m still convinced he’s your man if you need a 0-0 away from home in Europe though…

LEFT MIDFIELD – Scott Sinclair. Okay fine, Gareth Bale had an alright season. Mr Sincliar on the other hand may be a new name to you all. He used to play for Swansea, remember? Tipped to play for England? One of the country’s finest young players? This season, however, he’s managed a grand total of 11appearances in all competitions, and he often fails to make the Man City bench. This is a lesson for you ‘E and M’ers: don’t just follow the money kids. 

STRIKER – Nikica Jelav- ic. Like every player that comes to England from the SPL, I tipped Nikica to make a huge impact and in 2011/12 I was proved right. But despite Everton’s success this season, Jelavic has fallen off the rails, managing only seven league goals. Outshone by Victor Anichebe, there are rumours that Big Sam is now eyeing him up – I hope he’s been working on his flick ons. 

STRIKER – Emmanuel Adebayor. Did you see that penalty? Deary me. Often playing second fiddle to an onsong Jermain Defoe, Adebayor has struggled for form and goals this season, and it seems that he won’t be in AVB’s plans much longer. With Benteke on the Spurs’ boss’s wishlist, the Togan international may soon be heading to foreign shores. How does a nice £100,000 pound a week contract in the MLS sound to cheer you up, Emmanuel? 

Review: The Politician’s Husband

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Michael Heseltine, the famous knife-wielder of the Thatcher decade, once remarked: “He who wields the knife never wears the crown.” It’s a truth that Aiden Hoynes (David Tennant) fails to recognise. The liberal Hoynes resigns from a decisively conservative government in order to trigger a leadership battle that he hopes to win.

The coup fails after the terrifically slimy Bruce Babbish (Ed Stoppard), Hoynes’s best friend in Westminster, screws him over and supports the PM. Hoynes becomes a bitter stalking horse outside the government. The comparisons with Heseltine are irresistible. They’ve even turned Tennant’s hair blonde to make it more explicit.

That’s not the only reference to contemporary British politics: we also see the Balls-Cooper axis at the heart of the Labour party. Hoynes’s wife, Freya Gardner (Emily Watson) is a political high-flyer with deeply held – though less brash – ambitions of her own. She is quickly promoted to Work and Pensions Secretary after Hoynes resigns, in no small part an exercise in needling Hoynes.

Hoynes callously manipulates Gardner to the point of sexual abuse, but she recognises this manipulation early on. “Sometimes you have to do bad things to get into power, to do good things once you’re there,” Hoynes whispers in Gardner’s ear before a sex scene. What Hoynes really means, Gardner realises, is that she has to do bad things to get him into power. The sacrifices that she has made for husband’s career continue even though she is finally the one in the limelight. Predictably she starts to fight back – domestically and politically – becoming closer with Babbish and colluding in his plotting.

The programme is at its best when it portrays the sheer dullness of the backbench politican’s life. Ejected from ministerial politics, Hoynes clearly struggles to readjust to the slow mundanity of his constituency. So instead he plots the demise of the government from behind a computer screen in a generic suburban neighbourhood. Westminster-watchers will criticise the show for being too cynical; for characterising politics in terms of the infighting, duplicity and egoism that only rarely bubbles to the surface. That’s fine – it’s political drama, not documentary, after all.

10 Downing Street is the death star, the focal point of party machinations and the apex of its power. In one ridiculous scene Gardner arrives early for Cabinet. With time to kill, one supposes, she has a quick ponder and then decides to sit in the PM’s chair – just for kicks. Her reaction is positively orgasmic. There’s nothing profound about it; it’s just plain awkward, like watching Game of Thrones with your parents.

If The Politician’s Husband is something of a poor man’s Macbeth, then Hoynes is a poor man’s Iago. He’s a total shit, but he’s also really shit at being one. The result is a drama that manages to be utterly compelling on the first watch – more so than its BBC1 Thursday night rival Question Time at least – but which lacks the depth or sophistication that’ll make you buy this box set instead of, say, the Danish political drama Borgen.

 

Interview: Kirsty Wark

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Kirsty Wark is no stranger to interviews. Best known for presenting Newsnight and The Review Show, she’s grilled everyone from popstars to politicians, Madonna to Miliband, in a career spanning thirty seven years. So I was understandably nervous as I sat down at my kitchen table, with nothing more than some notes scrawled on a piece of paper for reference and my dodgy laptop microphone to record our conversation.

I was in need of some coaching. How does she get the best out of the people she interviews? By doing her homework. “Nothing would horrify me more than to go into an interview unprepared. At Newsnight, we do plan the interviews quite heavily, and we give a great deal of thought to their construction.” For Kirsty, this means a balance of questions, “both light and shade”. And if she doesn’t get what she wants, she’s not afraid to be persistent. She has come under fire in the past for her direct interview style.

When I ask Kirsty if she thinks the media has become more tough on politicians since she began her career, she agrees: “I think journalists tended to be much more deferential in the post-war years. But I worked with Robin Day on The World at One, and he was a great person to learn things from – like how to ask a deadly question with a smile on your face.” But that doesn’t mean journalists can’t be friends with politicians. “People are complex characters and the assumption that because you’re friendly with someone you hold the same political views as them is complete nonsense. I think politicians realise that once they’re in the studio, they get the same treatment as anyone else. People are quite realistic about these things.”

“They’re ephemeral,” Kirsty says, as she tries to pinpoint the best interview of her career.  “You might do part of an interview well but not the other part. They come and go very quickly. And obviously the perception changes after a couple of weeks, months, years. My interview with Mrs. Thatcher seems like it was a hundred years ago, but it’s still talked about.” Yet recently she’s been branching out from the “instant gratification” of journalism. Her first novel is being published in 2014, and she’s already secured the publisher for her second. Did she find it a challenge to adapt to writing fiction? “It’s an unbelievably long process, which is really strange when you’re used to getting some kind of instantaneous hit. I’m usually work in teams, so to pore over something and be solitary was very different.”

When I touch upon her experience as a woman in broadcasting, she tells me she was lucky. “At the time I graduated there was a drive to get more women in the BBC. I don’t think I was held back because I was a woman.” She is quick to clarify her position: “I’m not belittling it. I certainly think it might be the case for other people.”

I move on to the inevitable question: what advice would she give to young people aspiring to be journalists? “Everyone can make films these days, even if it’s just on people’s phones. It’s not only the ability, but the ingenuity that people are looking for now. The thing I would advise is to have a passion for something and to have written about it, whether for your own benefit, or for a blog, or in Cherwell or anywhere. What you’re doing is combining an interest in communication with an absolute passion, and the ability to research it quite thoroughly.” And media studies? “It’s fine,” she says, “But it’s not the be all and end all. A lively mind is what Newsnight wants.” She tells me that her daughter has decided to do a journalism degree. “She doesn’t expect to have a lifelong career; she expects the struggle of the freelance,” Kirsty explains. “I’m saying to her: stay at university, do a postgrad, drink up as much education as you can.”

She has raced through all my questions with barely a moment’s hesitation. I clearly have a lot to learn. Kirsty says a cheerful goodbye and returns to her schedule. I breathe a sigh of relief and go and get a biscuit.

Review: Iron Man 3

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The summer of superheroes is about to get underway and Marvel has served up its first offering in the shape of Iron Man 3. Jam-packed with explosions, Starkisms and even a red, white and blue Iron Patriot, fans of the franchise will not be disappointed.

Following on from the events in last summer’s Avengers Assemble, the third Iron Man instalment shows a different side to the enigma that is Tony Stark. He’s become an isolated character, content to spend time playing with a ridiculous amount of technology in his basement armoury. Pepper is very much his priority in life, that’s for sure, but not everything is as rosy as it seems.

Enter Aldrich Killian played by Guy Pearce (The King’s Speech, Memento). At the start we have a flashback all the way back to 1999 which explains the origins of Stark’s relationship with Killian, who appears to be an over-eager, creepy Iron Man fan. Fast-forward and Killian’s had something of a makeover. Not only that, he’s keen to establish a name for himself in terrorism. Without ruining the plot too much, suffice to say Sir Ben Kingsley features as the idiotic frontman of Killian’s scheme, turning what at first seems a serious terrorist threat into a far less credible plotline. In fact, it begins to tip the balance from far-fetched but enjoyable into the realms of ridiculous and highly questionable.

Like Iron Man himself, this movie is far from perfect. There’s no denying that the cast is strong, there’s plenty of fast-paced action to keep it all moving, and Shane Black does a great job stepping in as director after Jon Favreau. But for all this, it seems to fall a bit short. While Stark’s limitations make him a less two-dimensional character, at forty-six it’s questionable whether it’s time for him to hang up the suit, or pass it on – something the film hints at with the introduction of young sidekick Harley Keener (Ty Simpkins).

As the first of what is set to be a deluge of superhero-based fare, there was also great anticipation surrounding Iron Man 3 as the movie which ushers in an age of the Marvel 3D spectacular. However, there are no real 3D moments that make it worthy of breaking out the plastic specs. The best moment involves a completely scientifically unsound scene involving Iron Man catching falling victims of an air crash, à la Barrel of Monkeys. And he saves them all, of course. Although entertaining, the predictability is exasperating – not to mention poor Gwyneth Paltrow, who doesn’t seem to be able to make it through a scene without being blown up.

This is by no means a bad movie; it’s just not quite living up to the hype. The third instalment is a difficult one to deliver for any blockbuster factory, and this is no exception. There’s always the risk with overworking a popular genre that it becomes worn out for good. Let’s just hope this isn’t the beginning of the end for Marvel’s finest.


3 stars

Lembit Opik hits Bridge

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The former Lib Dem MP, popularly known for once being engaged to Gabriela Irimia, one of the Cheeky Girls, started the night in a suit and tie at the Oxford Union.

Opik made a speech defending New Labour’s record. Ken Livingstone and Peter Hitchens spoke against the motion ‘This House Remembers New Labour Fondly’. The opposition won the debate with 161 votes to 114.

Opik said that New Labour deserved credit for introducing the minimum wage, and wasn’t to blame for the “corrupt” expenses system that undermined Gordon Brown’s premiership.

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Lembit enjoying the company of two Union members in the Gladstone Room

Following the after-debate drinks Opik went to Bridge with several Union committee members including Polina Ivanova, Union Librarian. Several students recognised Opik and posed for photos with him.

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James Heywood with Opik in Bridge

James Heywood said that “Lembit was great, he is totally mad. I’m not sure exactly how much he drank, but he definitely started asking some people in President’s drinks about their masturbation habits, and in Bridge I’m pretty sure he likened a toilet cubicle to Nick Clegg’s office.”

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James Johnson enjoying a moment with Lembit

Since losing his constitutency of Montgomeryshire in the 2010 election, Opik has embarked on a varied career in television and the media. When Opik attempted to become a wrestler, the Daily Mail reports, he left the match in a stretcher.

James Johnson, a second-year Brasenose student who met Opik at the Union, described Opik, “marching around in a bow tie and an unbuttoned collar”, as “hugely entertaining and excitable”.

He opined to Cherwell, “It can only be said that the end of his political career has transformed him into not only a musician, not only a wrestler, but also a member of the Oxford nightlife. He has become a hero.”

 

How would Burke have rated Perry?

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It is a wonderful irony that the great cultural artefacts of litera­ture, architecture, art et al, which were frequently created by radical or liberal men and women with subversive intent, are most zealously defended in later ages by conserva­tives.

Benjamin Disraeli is the man who said “A society is judged not by what it creates, but by what it preserves”. But he also made the remark: “Change is constant, change is inevitable.” Politicians should seek to manage and channel this change in the di­rection of the public interest, while preserving ordered society from dis­integration. It is this pragmatic and open approach towards change that distinguishes the conservative from the merely reactionary.

Culture here means both the shared characteristics and practices of a group or groups; and the intel­lectual and aesthetic manifestations of attempts to understand, work upon and celebrate the human con­dition.

People are brought and remain to­gether because of shared beliefs, concerns and yearnings, but it is only when these values are enshrined in a ‘culture’ that these people become a society.

A culture is, as Oakeshott would have put it, “crystallised knowledge” – the accumulated results of a socie­ty’s attempt to understand the world around it, in an accessible form.

It must be the belief of any con­servative that a society is neither the sum of state institutions nor of en­tirely independent individuals, but is a community of individuals held together through shared values that find expression in a culture. These values will almost always be disput­ed or in doubt; in fact the strongest societies are those where this is pre­cisely the case.

Debate and competing cultural viewpoints enrich both the culture of a society and the society’s under­standing of itself. It is doubt, not cer­tainty, that leads to the most vibrant culture.

Some values do persist across so­cieties, transmitted through history via culture – this is one reason for the importance of the narrative Great Canon School of cultural study, in which we see radical changes in western cul­ture balanced against the preserva­tion and refine­ment of what has gone be­fore.

Edmund Burke, surveying the de­struction wrought by revolution, once wrote that society is “a partner­ship…between those who are living, those who are dead, and those who are yet to be born.”

The obligation of every living generation in this partnership is to preserve and add to their inherited culture, so that it may be passed on to the next strengthened.

What are at first cultural change agents, such as fiction with a radi­cal political agenda, become assimilated into the shared culture when the lessons which they seek to teach are accept­ed and blended with traditional val­ues.

In an episode of The O’Reilly Show on Fox News late last year the allegedly ‘traditionalist’ commentator Bill O’Reilly made an unfavourable comparison between Psy of ‘Gang­nam Style’ fame and Elvis Presley, unaware that in the mid-50s con­servative commentators would have hotly denounced the King’s music for its African-American influences and uninhibited carnality. What was once risqué or even taboo soon becomes part of the backdrop on which new artists base their view of society.

As an avowed pop culture junkie (give me Van Morrison or Mark Kermode over John Keats or William Hazlitt any day) I would argue that ‘low’ has just as much a place as ‘high’ in our under­standing of culture. The snobbery that excludes, say, the music of Katy Perry or the writ­ing of a maga­zine like GQ from cultural preservation is the same as that which, six or seven dec­ades ago, refused to acknowledge cinema as a legitimate art form.

Traditionally, ‘high’ culture does very often have a greater artistic val­ue than ‘low’ culture: far be it from me to claim that there is greater mu­sical sophistication or more intel­lectual endeavour in Teenage Dream than in Vivaldi’s The Four Seasons.

Conservatives should seek the truth expressed about society in all cultural products. The fusion of mor­al wholesomeness with liberated sexuality found in Miss Perry’s music is good shorthand for the ideal form of twenty-first century sexual moral­ity.

Conservatism should value cul­ture so highly because it is what makes a collection of people a soci­ety, and also because it holds up a mirror to people from different ages so that they can see themselves more clearly.

For instance Henry IV Parts I and II do not just tell us about the relation­ship between a father and a son in early modern England, but universal truths about fathers and sons.

Not only is there no society with­out culture, but no understanding of oneself or other people without cul­ture. And since conservatism boils down to the two goals of preserving a stable, dynamic society; and giving liberty and dignity to individuals, there can be no conservatism with­out culture.

“Oh look, they’ve let the commoners in”

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An unamed Corpus student has been censured for referring to a group of state school students as “commoners.”

An email condemning the comment was sent to the entire college last Wednesday from Neil McLynn and Peter Nellist, Corpus’s Senior Tutor and
Tutor for Admissions respectively. The email called the student’s views
“incredibly disheartening.” According to the email, their comment was,
“along the lines of ‘Oh look, they’ve let the commoners in…’.”

This remark was overheard by a teacher accompanying a school group
on a Year Ten Taster Day as part of the Oxford Pathways programme, which works with academically able students from non-selective state schools with little history of student progression to Oxford.

The news comes in the face of the University’s bid to increase applications
from state school students, who made up only 57.5 per cent of Oxford’s
acceptances in 2012, through a number of access initiatives.

The email sent to members of the college also said, “The school students
were naturally upset by the comments and we are saddened that this incident was their first impression of a college which prides itself on being friendly and welcoming.

“One of the aims of the day is to dispel many of the myths surrounding
the University and to demonstrate that Oxford is committed to recruiting
students based on academic ability and potential, irrespective of social,
educational or financial background.

“Whilst we cannot, and would not, expect everyone to support Oxford’s
outreach efforts, we would kindly request that, in future, all visitors are
made to feel welcome.”

In a joint statement, the Tutor for Admissions, Senior Tutor, JCR President Patricia Stephenson and Access Officer Jeni Clack expressed their disappointment at the attitude shown by the student concerned. They said, “The Corpus JCR, Fellows and Staff are saddened by this event, and wish to emphasise that the remark does not reflect the wider opinion of the College.

“We pride ourselves on our diversity and being a welcoming community.”
They also emphasised that “Corpus Christi places great importance on
the efforts it makes to widen access,” adding, “Feedback received from our visitors described the Taster Day as ‘inspiring young minds’ and in particular thanked the [undergraduate Subject] Ambassadors for their contribution. We believe comments such as these truly reflect the efforts the Corpus community makes towards widening access.”

A number of students at Corpus articulated their surprise. NamPhuong
Dinh, a Corpus first-year said, “I cannot think of a single person I know in
college who might have said that – and this is a conclusion shared by several other Corpuscles I have spoken to.”

She added, “I personally think that the person who said it might have
meant it as an ironic joke (in the way that Overheard at Oxford would cause outrage if you do not go to Oxford, with all our Northern and wealth remarks), although it does not make it justifiable, especially in that particular situation.”

Alex Rankine, another Corpus student, commented that the incident
“does not mean that most students think this, or even for that matter that the asinine student him/herself really believes it. It certainly does not mean that Corpus contains a greater number of students subject to lapses in taste than any other college.”

In response to the events at Corpus Christi, an Oxford University spokesperson said, “Oxford University takes its commitment to widening access very seriously, and it is hugely disappointing that the unfortunate and unrepresentative comments of a few people might have the effect of undermining the substantial work taken on by the collegiate university to encourage students from all backgrounds to consider applying to Oxford.”