Tuesday 3rd June 2025
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OUSU Council divided over gender balancing

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OUSU Council stands divided after Oxford delegates at last month’s NUS conference came under attack on Wednesday. Three NUS delegates received criticism after they voted in support of motion 701 – to introduce gender-balancing quotas – which went directly against the result of an earlier OUSU straw poll.

The results of the vote, conducted on the 20th of March, were seventeen in favour, forty four against, and eleven abstentions. OUSU President David J. Townsend said, at the time, that the “motion was deliberately phrased so as to have a discussion rather than end in a formally binding vote”, whilst VP for Access & Academic Affairs David Messling stated that the straw poll was conducted so that “when delegates attend they will take this into consideration.”

Townsend told Cherwell, “Questions were asked of those delegates who had voted against the wishes of OUSU Council, which represents the views of the common room presidents and others who comprise it.”

One member of the OUSU executive described how the participants in the discussion “went on and repeatedly expressed that they were disappointed in them, whilst others said that they were angry.” Helena Dollimore, one of the under fire delegates, described their reception as “hostile”.

NUS delegates Tom Rutland, Aled Jones and Helena Dollimore were criticised by the council at Wednesday’s meeting. Rutland, who is President elect of OUSU, defended his decision to vote in support of motion 701 by stating that, “At the Council where this was discussed it was made clear by David Townsend, the current OUSU President, that a ‘discussion’ took place rather than a ‘formally binding vote’ because such a vote would ‘render our delegates incapable of listening and taking into account arguments made at the conference itself’”.

Despite the informality of the straw poll, OUSU VPs David Messling and Chris Gray were outspoken in their condemnation of the delegates. Messling told Cherwell that the debate arose from a belief that it is “important that when Oxford’s students make a decision, their representatives listen to them.” 
Messling stated that “it’s now apparent that some delegates did not weigh Common Rooms’ views as seriously as was generally expected.”

Jack Matthews – who was Head Agent for TeamWestbury in Michaelmas’ OUSU elections – said that the delegates ought to be “disappointed in themselves”, and that it was simply “one line of procedure, which the delegates themselves neglected to add to the motion, that prevented this being a binding mandate. The students of Oxford have been let down.”

Jones and Dollimore were also keen to defend their position on the subject. Jones, who, along with Dollimore, is co-chair elect of OULC, issued a statement to be read at OUSU council. Jones said that he understood that “this vote was not a binding one upon delegates and not one which mandated us to vote in a certain direction”, and that he had been “elected by the students of this university and it is they who I feel most accountable to, the autonomy of our NUS delegates is something that I see as extremely important, specifically on motions that delegates feel strongly about.” Dollimore’s statement concurred with Jones’s.

The protocol for binding delegates to the results of the straw poll came under fire. Queen’s JCR Pres Jane Cahill spoke at the meeting and told Cherwell, “If the person who brought the discussion about gender quotas wanted to bind the NUS delegates then they should have had the courage to table it as a vote.”

Questions have been raised over whether the response from members of council was proportionate to the alleged transgressions of the delegates. A member of the OUSU executive, who wished to remain anonymous, said, “It was clear that many in the room felt strongly about how they’d failed to represent Oxford students. The discussion went on for a while and the world ‘scandalous’ was used.”

Jane Cahill confirmed this atmosphere, saying that there was a degree of “hounding the NUS delegates for their mistake”, but conceded that it “was not the case that everyone at OUSU Council was out for them.”

Despite this, Dollimore was particularly critical of the atmosphere at Wednesday’s council meeting, saying that the “borderline aggressive reaction of some members of council isn’t productive for OUSU and doesn’t help its reputation. It could be argued that kind of environment is exactly what keeps women out of student politics in the first place.”

To prevent a similar occurrence in the future, Rutland has said that “for next year, so that there is no confusion, any motions taken to Council will be ‘mandate’ motions rather than discussion ones which should ensure clarity both for Council and NUS delegates.”

Townsend confirmed that he has “proposed that a set of guidelines should be drawn up on exactly when OUSU Council has and hasn’t formally bound Oxford’s delegates, and that is what I will submit to the next meeting of OUSU Council for their approval.”

Messling, reacting to this news, said, “It’s encouraging that Council has decided to clear this up for the future, so that Oxford’s delegates will always travel to NUS Conference to represent the opinions of thousands of Oxford students, and not just their own.”

Cricket Cuppers takes centre-stage

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This Monday saw an upset-filled second round of cricket Cuppers, including the  knockout of current holders New/St. Hilda’s. In a tournament usually disrupted by rain, all eight matches were played in sunshine.

One of the most intriguing encounters was between local rivals St Catz and Magdalen. St Catz’ captain, James Black, elected to seize a numerical advantage and batted first against the initial 9 men of Magdalen. With fielders scarce, openers Hirst and Brannan piled on the runs, both eventually making centuries. Overseas player Will Snell guided the innings home and took Catz to a very respectable 287-5 off their 35 overs.

With the Magdalen batting line-up being led out by Blues opening batsman James ‘Cube’ Hooper, Catz knew that early wickets would be crucial. Fortunately, Snell provided the breakthrough and dismissed him in his third over. A pivotal moment was the dismissal of Magdalen number 3 Henry Hughes to agricultural left-arm spinner James Black. After Black somehow picked up another couple of quick wickets, it was down to Alistair Sharp to provide the Magdalen rearguard. He made a fantastic century, but was eventually thwarted by Catz paceman James ‘Canford Cannon’ Taylor.

The eventual scoreline of 246-8 was sweetened somewhat by a fantastic exhibition of tail-end batting from Blues golfer David Ryan, whose straight six and unconventional ‘laid-off’ style of batting gave the Magdalen fans something to cheer about at the end of the game.

Another highlight from the second round was a close match between last year’s runners up Balliol and Pembroke. Pembroke won the toss and put Balliol into bat and gave the favorites a scare at the start. Balliol were 40-4 after a couple of loose shots and some questionable self-umpiring. But Gav Sourgen and Dan Beary were able to form a partnership and the former expecially turned the game around. He finished on 103 all out, having taken Balliol to 210-7.

The Pembroke openers had a little six over burst in which they threatened to take the game away from Balliol, but a couple of bowling changes brought quick wickets and from then on Balliol were always in control. Vikram Malik was the game changer, picking up three crucial top order wickets. Gav Sourgen completed a display of all round class with 4-24, as Pembroke were bowled out for a valiant 123.

In results elsewhere, St John’s beat last year’s winners New/St Hilda’s to set up a quarter final tie with LMH. Balliol will play Brasenose after they beat Wadham. The final quarter fi- nal will take place between Christ Church and Trinity, setting up a com- pelling last eight round of matches. 

‘If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball’

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Go ahead, make your jokes, Mr. Jokey… Joke-maker. But let me hit you with some knowledge: Dodgeball has hit Oxford, and it’s hitting Oxford hard. The annual RAG dodgeball tournament took place on Saturday at the University Club, as Oxford’s finest athletes emerged from their revision pits to dodge, duck, dip, dive and dodge. It was Cuppers, but not as we know it.

‘Why is this reporter using odd, out-of-con- text phrases I’ve never heard before?’, I hear some of you asking. ‘DODGEBALL, I LOVE THAT FILM!’, I hear others shouting. For those poor few who fall into the former category, here’s a quick run-down of all you need to know about the world’s favourite PE time-waster. There are 6 players on a team and 6 balls on a court. The aim of the game is simple – throw the ball from your side of the court to hit players on the other side of the court, or catch the balls which they throw at you. If you’re hit, you’re out until one of your own teammates catches a ball thrown by the other team. If that happens, the swap takes place – you come back in, the thrower leaves the game. Each match is timed, and the winning team is the one with the most players left on when the final klaxon goes. Simples.

The tournament itself was as hard fought as any Oxford sport. The winning team hailed from Christ Church, with Andrew Baxter captaining his Balls so Hard II: Powerballin’ side to victory. The extent of their training is unknown, but one can only presume that significant time was given over to honing their unbelievable skills. Other teams did not have quite the same success: Bailliol’s Girls on Tour were forced to resort to some fairly underhand tactics in their quest to avoid defeat, with their captain no-less pinning an opposition player to the ground to give her team a free shot. They were still defeated. 

No team came better dressed than 4th placed Poon Tang Clan. With all members in the shortest of short shorts and bright neon colours, their main aim was not victory but attempting to draw every single game, in order to force their captain into the dreaded ‘dodge-off’. Semi-finalists Cajones were more professional in their approach, sporting pristine white sports club shirts in order to provide an air of seriousness in the surrounding madness.

One member of the Wahooligans, who went out of the tournament in the group stages, gave me his take on the day: “The dodgeball tournament was a lot of fun although some of my team did duck out the day before. Some of us hadn’t really done it before so we were kinda diving in the deep end but now that we’ve dipped in and tried it, I can definitely recommend it although I may have to dodge it next year due to finals.”

The winning team were said to have been delighted with the liquor they received for their victory, but naturally the plaudits and fame that have come with their victory are worth more than any cheap alcoholic beverage. The semi-finalists were equally delighted with their consolation Haribos, but perhaps the greatest success of the day comes in the dodgeball tournament’s ability to do something that Oxford’s nightclubs have never managed: it managed to draw out not one, but TWO whole teams from Merton. We’re as shocked as you.

Most importantly, the tournament raised over £250 for RAG’s amazing charities and got 100 people playing a sport that they probably haven’t had a go at in years, if ever! Some final thoughts for any team considering entering next year, you ask? In the word of the late, great Patches O’ Houlihan: ‘Take care of your balls, and they’ll take care of you’.

If this has whetted your appetite, Oxford University Dodgeball Society run weekly tournaments on Wednesday between 5 and 6:30pm at the Iffley Road Sports Complex. Be warned though, take the sport on at your peril, these are finely tuned athletes you are competing with. Or if you are lazy, just stick the film on. 

The Tour de France’s meaner brother

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Amongst the intra-team sniping from Team Sky’s Sir Bradley Wiggins and Chris Froome about who’s going to be allowed to win the Tour de France in two months’ time, it’s easy to forget that the first of cycling’s three Grand Tours has already begun. The Giro D’Italia doesn’t quite have the same international recognition as it’s big French brother, but the common perception is that its mountains are ever-so-slightly more brutal, and less forgiving too. This year, as well as stealing the awe-inspiring Col du Galibier from le tour, the Giro has attracted the likes of Wiggins and home hope Vincenzo Nibali – the third man on last year’s Champs Elysée’s podium.

More than either of the other two Grand Tours though, the Giro is about climbing. With Saturday’s individual time trial playing to the Wiggins’ strength against the clock, his rivals for the General Classification, riders like Nibali, defending champion Ryder Hejsedal of Canada and the age-defying Aussie Cadel Evans will be forced to take the fight to the British rider, which should lead to an excit- ing three weeks across the peninsular. Watch out for Nibali, nicknamed ‘the shark’, taking daredevil risks going downhill and Evans’ trademark punchy uphill sprints. Otherwise, team tactics could be key, with Sky likely to try and shut down attacks in the same uncompromising way which was successful last July, but Nibali’s Astana team, with young talent such as the highly thought of 22 year-old Fabio Aru, should prove formidable opposition.

The scary thing this year is that the mythical Galibier is perhaps not even among the top five most challenging climbs in the event. The cyclists takng part will display a terrifying penchant for sadomasochism to the Stelvio Pass (famous for its appearance on Top Gear as the road of a thousand hairpins), whilst even the lesser stages, such as Monday’s Stage Three are able to cause some big time gaps in the peleton. Anyone on the look-out for some seriously painful climbing should be tuning in on what is set to be a fearsome Stage 19. Taking in Stelvio, the equally imposing Gavia Pass, and then ending on a mountain-top finish upon the Val Martello climb, that is a say that may well see a winner emerge.

It’d be remiss to ignore Mark Cavendish too, as the Manxman won his first Grand Tour stage since joining the Belgian Omega-Pharma Quick- Step team over the Winter. With a team fully focused on him, and if he is able to struggle across the high mountains, Cavendish should be a factor in the race for the red jersey given to the quickest stage finisher. Although in previous years that ac- colade has gone to the main climb- ers, it’ll be interesting to see whether Cavendish or the Australian Matt Goss can get enough points on the flatter stages to challenge.

Other things to watch out for include the wave of young Colombians taking the sport by storm. Two of them will be among Wiggins’ most needed helpers, in Olympic Silver medallist Rigoberto Uran and Ser- gio Henao, but Carlos Betancur who is racing for the French AG2R squad may be a better bet to make an impact, given he will be able to work for himself, and also has the incentive of remaining eligible for the Best Young Rider competition.

In reality though, this race is a massive chance for Sir Bradley Wig- gins to add becoming the first British winner of the Giro to last year’s achievements. Especially now that Team Sky’s sporting director Sir David Brailsford seems to have clarified that Froome will be the team’s main hope on the French side of the Alps, Wiggins will have his eyes firmly on riding into the distance over the next three weeks. 

Oxford edged out past the chequered flag

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For the first time this season, it looked like we might actually be able to have a race without the weather trying to ruin it for us. The first eight rounds of the British Universities Karting Championship had been cursed with bad weather. The first had to be moved to a dif- ferent date due to snow, the second moved to a different track due to snow, and the rest had seen freez- ing cold, howling winds, torrential rain, or, well, more snow. Add this to the fact that the 2012 Varsity race was run on a track that that might as well have been The Isis. So there was a certain optimism within the team that, this time round, we might have a good race.

We arrived at Rye House, a change of venue from last year, to find the track bone dry and begging to be driven. Both teams had booked out karts for the first hour of track time to use as practice before the race, although Oxford had significantly more than Cambridge. The two teams looked surprisingly similar in ability, buoying our spirits, as we had initially thought that the loss of three of our best drivers from last year’s team would spoil our chances of victory.

The practice session finished with only one broken chain to show for the thrashing we had given the karts. We refuelled and went straight back out for ten minutes of qualifying. This was thankfully incident-free, and we returned to the pits to find out where we would start. We were somewhat annoyed to find that the Tabs had managed to secure the top three grid slots, although Oxford filled the next six positions.

The start of the race would prob- ably be more familiar to a fan of NASCAR than of Formula 1, as the karts have no clutch and must get into formation behind a pace kart before being released into racing. After what must have been the long- est few minutes of driving in my life — karts buzzing all around, driv- ers focused, waiting impatiently for the excitement to begin — the pace kart pulled off. Foot flat to the floor, the engine notes consume you as you turn into the first corner, a flat out right-hander, jostling for position while at the same time trying not to wipe out one of your team mates. Braking hard into the first

hairpin, some drivers try to dive up the inside, others hang it wide and try to get more speed on the exit. Then round the second hairpin and onto the back straight, before what I consider to be the hardest corner of the track, an almost flat left followed by a sharp right. A small chicane and the final tight right bring us back to the main straight, crossing the line. One lap down, twenty-four minutes left in the race.

Then, a mere four laps into the race, the curse came back, and it be- gan to rain. Karts began spinning off at every corner, the yellow flags came out, and the race changed completely. It was now less about seeing how fast you could go, and more about how long you could keep it on the track for. Twenty minutes later, all drivers exhausted from the concen- tration, the chequered flag came out and we slowly returned to the pits, nobody quite sure of the result. We gathered around the podium as race director JV read us the bad news: Oxford 61 points, Cambridge 79. We congratulated them on what had been a much cleaner race than last year, and headed home.

This article is dedicated to the memory of Roland Ratzenberger and Ayrton Senna who died 19 years ago this week at the 1993 San Marino Grand Prix. 

OURFC’s Morris shines after switching codes

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A player familiar to many for his involvement in Oxford Rugby Union in recent times, winger Sean Morris has achieved acclaim this season for his role in new Rugby League outfit Oxford Inspires. The Inspires, competing in the third tier of professional Rugby League, have won two of their first three games, with Morris proving himself to be an important figure particularly in the 18-16 victory at Oldham last Sunday.

Switching codes has only been a recent concept for Morris, for whom Oxford RL fitted his circumstances perfectly. He played his first game just a few weeks ago for Oxford. “I’ve had a disrupted Rugby Union season with a lot of injuries, and I was looking at a summer where I was itching to play but didn’t have a team.”

Despite sitting third in the race to be Championship One Player of the Year, Sean is quick to acknowledge the huge steps he still needs to take. “The basics are the same, but the team is doing a good job of looking after me and making sure I know what to do. I’m still learning some of the rules and the nuances of the game, so the support has been really important.”

In their inaugural season, Oxford were always going to have unique difficulties entering an established tier such as the Co-operative Championship One. “We are a new team, but we have made some good progress against much more experienced opposition, who have been playing together for a number of years and know each other much more. The team is starting to gel really nicely.” A hard fought victory last week confirmed this team unity.

With some encouraging performances as well as results in the opening weeks, Morris’ eyes are set firmly above their current position than below. “It’s our first season so we were not expecting much, but we have made a strong start. There is a bit of a feeling around the club we could possibly push for promotion.” For Sean, the foundations have been laid for suc- cess. “We definitely have the players and the set up, it’s just whether we can get everything right on the match days and push forward.”

The Board of Directors have made it clear that a mix of local players and experienced Northerners would be used at the club. “The heart of the team has come down from up north, and there is a whole bunch of them that have a serious amount of experience. For us guys who have played for less time here, they’ve been really helpful. There are about fifteen players with some serious Rugby League background. They’re invaluable to the team.”

Oxford were knocked out of the Challenge Cup in their first match, losing to Rugby League giants Halifax 54-12. However, this result still gave the Inspires confidence in their abilities. “It was a great experience for the club and definitely a challenge. It wasn’t as big a mismatch as people were expecting. They weren’t embarrassed by any means, and they stood up and were counted. They put in a good performance against a Rugby League heartland.”

Oxford’s first game at Iffley was a narrow 22- 20 defeat to South Wales, but the response from locals to this new venture meant the game was a cause of celebration for the management in

particular. “It’s a new franchise so it’s going to take a while for the crowds to pick up, but I was pleasantly surprised. Considering it was the first game for professional Rugby League in Oxford, the crowd was pretty good and hopefully that will be something that will build throughout the season.” Anticipation is certainly build- ing for Sunday’s home match against Hemel Stags, especially because Oxford University students will be able available to watch the game at Iffley Road. “It will be a fantastic occasion. They are running an offer for students to get a free cider with entry, so hopefully we will end up with a fun day and lots of students coming down and getting their free drink. It will be a good atmosphere with some sunshine.”

If they can continue to produce the performances they have achieved so far this season, Oxford Inspires will be a fantastic addition to the Oxford sporting landscape. Morris shows the opportunity for the club to tap into the potential of a Rugby Union dominated area, and perhaps add more to their ranks from the University. 

The Premier League’s worst XI of the season

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TEAM NAME:

Deportivo Lack-Of-Talent

MANAGER: Mark Hughes

Earlier this week, some Welsh bloke picked up a couple of awards, while the rest of our multi-millionaire footballers patted themselves on the back about another job well done. Enough is enough. It’s time for these overpaid, overhyped ball- kickers to take a reality check. This is the 11 we all really want to see: the most inadequate, underwhelming and downright awful footballers to grace the Premier League in the last 12 months. (N.B. This article would have been quicker to write by just listing the entire QPR side, but I was told this was a ‘cop out’. Bloody jour- nalistic standards.)

GOALKEEPER – Pepe Reina. The Liverpool stopper has had possibly his worst season since arriving on these shores. In February, stats gurus Opta said that Reina‘s mistakes had cost Liverpool 14 points this season. Without those faults, Liverpool would have been sitting in 3rd place. His error against Manchester City — allowing Sergio Aguero to equalise from an impossible angle — all but ended his side’s Champions League challenge. 

RIGHT BACK – Bacary Sagna. It’s always been easy to malign Arsenal’s defence, but when you’ve been outshone by Carl Jenkinson, it really is time to have a long, hard look at yourself. Sa- gna’s inability to both attack and de- fend have caused Arsenal all sorts of problems this year, and the penalty which he managed to give away on Sunday summed up a fairly dread- ful season for the once dependable Frenchman. 

CENTRE BACK – Clint Hill. So yes, QPR are easy targets, but when you have a glorified Sunday league player in your side almost every single week, going down is always going to be on the cards. Other than be- ing a bit ’ard and British, it’s quite challenging to see what one would put into Hill’s ‘pros’ column. Harry Redknapp might be seen as a tactical mastermind, but seeing Hill’s nameon the teamsheet must make Premier league strikers up and down the land explode with joy.

CENTRE BACK – Titus Bramble. Do I really need to expand? He’s horrendous. Sunderland have been horrendous. And I see a direct causal link between the two. In almost every respect, Titus Bramble is currently stealing a living. The Wearside outfit’s defence in general is a who’s who of Premier League mediocrity: Phil Bardsley anyone? 

LEFT BACK – Andy Wilkinson. If there were any footballer I would not like to meet in a darkened alley, it would be him. Yes, he can kick people. Yes, he can kick the ball quite high and quite far. Yes, both the abilities I’ve just named are probably top of Tony Pulis’s ‘Qualities I need in a footballer’ list. But in reality, Andy Wilkinson can’t defend, pass, shoot, tackle or dribble. A bit like me. 

RiIGHT MIDFIELD – Antonio Valencia. Last year, AV7 would have been in most people’s Top 11s, but he’s certainly suffered a dramatic fall from grace. His confidence seems to be shot, and as he’s no longer willing to take on his defender, his role in the United side is about as pointless  as a Ryan Giggs super-injunction. All in all it’s been a barren season for United’s wingers. 

CENTRE MIDFIELD– James Perch. I never thought I’d have to say a Premier League footballer was ‘like a crap Danny Guthrie’ but… Perch, the ultimate utility man, has shown himself to be a jack of all trades, but he is certainly a master of none. His first half of ineptitude against Liverpool was truly the icing on a season which one could kindly describe as ‘limited’, or cruelly describe as ‘an absolute horror show of truly epic proportions’.

CENTRE MIDFIELD – Park Ji-Sung ©. He was dropped from the QPR side. Must I elaborate? But seriously, this one is as surprising as it is upsetting. Always dependable for United, Park has failed to recreate his form in West London. Despite taking on the extra responsibility of captaincy, he couldn’t galvanise his team into the success he was used to. I’m still convinced he’s your man if you need a 0-0 away from home in Europe though…

LEFT MIDFIELD – Scott Sinclair. Okay fine, Gareth Bale had an alright season. Mr Sincliar on the other hand may be a new name to you all. He used to play for Swansea, remember? Tipped to play for England? One of the country’s finest young players? This season, however, he’s managed a grand total of 11appearances in all competitions, and he often fails to make the Man City bench. This is a lesson for you ‘E and M’ers: don’t just follow the money kids. 

STRIKER – Nikica Jelav- ic. Like every player that comes to England from the SPL, I tipped Nikica to make a huge impact and in 2011/12 I was proved right. But despite Everton’s success this season, Jelavic has fallen off the rails, managing only seven league goals. Outshone by Victor Anichebe, there are rumours that Big Sam is now eyeing him up – I hope he’s been working on his flick ons. 

STRIKER – Emmanuel Adebayor. Did you see that penalty? Deary me. Often playing second fiddle to an onsong Jermain Defoe, Adebayor has struggled for form and goals this season, and it seems that he won’t be in AVB’s plans much longer. With Benteke on the Spurs’ boss’s wishlist, the Togan international may soon be heading to foreign shores. How does a nice £100,000 pound a week contract in the MLS sound to cheer you up, Emmanuel? 

Review: The Politician’s Husband

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Michael Heseltine, the famous knife-wielder of the Thatcher decade, once remarked: “He who wields the knife never wears the crown.” It’s a truth that Aiden Hoynes (David Tennant) fails to recognise. The liberal Hoynes resigns from a decisively conservative government in order to trigger a leadership battle that he hopes to win.

The coup fails after the terrifically slimy Bruce Babbish (Ed Stoppard), Hoynes’s best friend in Westminster, screws him over and supports the PM. Hoynes becomes a bitter stalking horse outside the government. The comparisons with Heseltine are irresistible. They’ve even turned Tennant’s hair blonde to make it more explicit.

That’s not the only reference to contemporary British politics: we also see the Balls-Cooper axis at the heart of the Labour party. Hoynes’s wife, Freya Gardner (Emily Watson) is a political high-flyer with deeply held – though less brash – ambitions of her own. She is quickly promoted to Work and Pensions Secretary after Hoynes resigns, in no small part an exercise in needling Hoynes.

Hoynes callously manipulates Gardner to the point of sexual abuse, but she recognises this manipulation early on. “Sometimes you have to do bad things to get into power, to do good things once you’re there,” Hoynes whispers in Gardner’s ear before a sex scene. What Hoynes really means, Gardner realises, is that she has to do bad things to get him into power. The sacrifices that she has made for husband’s career continue even though she is finally the one in the limelight. Predictably she starts to fight back – domestically and politically – becoming closer with Babbish and colluding in his plotting.

The programme is at its best when it portrays the sheer dullness of the backbench politican’s life. Ejected from ministerial politics, Hoynes clearly struggles to readjust to the slow mundanity of his constituency. So instead he plots the demise of the government from behind a computer screen in a generic suburban neighbourhood. Westminster-watchers will criticise the show for being too cynical; for characterising politics in terms of the infighting, duplicity and egoism that only rarely bubbles to the surface. That’s fine – it’s political drama, not documentary, after all.

10 Downing Street is the death star, the focal point of party machinations and the apex of its power. In one ridiculous scene Gardner arrives early for Cabinet. With time to kill, one supposes, she has a quick ponder and then decides to sit in the PM’s chair – just for kicks. Her reaction is positively orgasmic. There’s nothing profound about it; it’s just plain awkward, like watching Game of Thrones with your parents.

If The Politician’s Husband is something of a poor man’s Macbeth, then Hoynes is a poor man’s Iago. He’s a total shit, but he’s also really shit at being one. The result is a drama that manages to be utterly compelling on the first watch – more so than its BBC1 Thursday night rival Question Time at least – but which lacks the depth or sophistication that’ll make you buy this box set instead of, say, the Danish political drama Borgen.

 

Interview: Kirsty Wark

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Kirsty Wark is no stranger to interviews. Best known for presenting Newsnight and The Review Show, she’s grilled everyone from popstars to politicians, Madonna to Miliband, in a career spanning thirty seven years. So I was understandably nervous as I sat down at my kitchen table, with nothing more than some notes scrawled on a piece of paper for reference and my dodgy laptop microphone to record our conversation.

I was in need of some coaching. How does she get the best out of the people she interviews? By doing her homework. “Nothing would horrify me more than to go into an interview unprepared. At Newsnight, we do plan the interviews quite heavily, and we give a great deal of thought to their construction.” For Kirsty, this means a balance of questions, “both light and shade”. And if she doesn’t get what she wants, she’s not afraid to be persistent. She has come under fire in the past for her direct interview style.

When I ask Kirsty if she thinks the media has become more tough on politicians since she began her career, she agrees: “I think journalists tended to be much more deferential in the post-war years. But I worked with Robin Day on The World at One, and he was a great person to learn things from – like how to ask a deadly question with a smile on your face.” But that doesn’t mean journalists can’t be friends with politicians. “People are complex characters and the assumption that because you’re friendly with someone you hold the same political views as them is complete nonsense. I think politicians realise that once they’re in the studio, they get the same treatment as anyone else. People are quite realistic about these things.”

“They’re ephemeral,” Kirsty says, as she tries to pinpoint the best interview of her career.  “You might do part of an interview well but not the other part. They come and go very quickly. And obviously the perception changes after a couple of weeks, months, years. My interview with Mrs. Thatcher seems like it was a hundred years ago, but it’s still talked about.” Yet recently she’s been branching out from the “instant gratification” of journalism. Her first novel is being published in 2014, and she’s already secured the publisher for her second. Did she find it a challenge to adapt to writing fiction? “It’s an unbelievably long process, which is really strange when you’re used to getting some kind of instantaneous hit. I’m usually work in teams, so to pore over something and be solitary was very different.”

When I touch upon her experience as a woman in broadcasting, she tells me she was lucky. “At the time I graduated there was a drive to get more women in the BBC. I don’t think I was held back because I was a woman.” She is quick to clarify her position: “I’m not belittling it. I certainly think it might be the case for other people.”

I move on to the inevitable question: what advice would she give to young people aspiring to be journalists? “Everyone can make films these days, even if it’s just on people’s phones. It’s not only the ability, but the ingenuity that people are looking for now. The thing I would advise is to have a passion for something and to have written about it, whether for your own benefit, or for a blog, or in Cherwell or anywhere. What you’re doing is combining an interest in communication with an absolute passion, and the ability to research it quite thoroughly.” And media studies? “It’s fine,” she says, “But it’s not the be all and end all. A lively mind is what Newsnight wants.” She tells me that her daughter has decided to do a journalism degree. “She doesn’t expect to have a lifelong career; she expects the struggle of the freelance,” Kirsty explains. “I’m saying to her: stay at university, do a postgrad, drink up as much education as you can.”

She has raced through all my questions with barely a moment’s hesitation. I clearly have a lot to learn. Kirsty says a cheerful goodbye and returns to her schedule. I breathe a sigh of relief and go and get a biscuit.