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Kids in Suits

This summer I have a Proper Job; I go to meetings, shake hands with people and attempt to sound serious and knowledgeable on the phone. But it always strikes me as comic when I put my sensible blouse and skirt on in the morning and head out to shuffle along with all the other commuters: I’m barely more than a kid in a suit! Has anyone noticed that I’m not really a bona fide adult yet?

However, I’ve asked around and apparently this feeling doesn’t really go away. It also seems to be fairly well-founded, because lots of adults really don’t know what they’re doing and really do behave like confused or petulant children. In fact, one of the alarming aspects of getting older is realising that Grown Ups aren’t really all that Grown Up at all. They don’t have all the answers that I hoped came with adulthood. Nobody turned up on my 18th birthday and explained the secrets of the world to me.

There must be experts out there, right? You know, people who really know how the world works, people who approach life with self-certainty. And even those who feel like frauds in the adult world can surely get things right (I hope), even if by sheer luck. But there does seem to be a strong contingent of people who really are kids in suits, or, worse, who think they’re grown ups while actually not having the faintest clue what they’re doing.

This shocking revelation somewhat explains why things keep going belly-up. The economic crisis? Well, it turns out that economists are just kids in suits, messing around with spreadsheets, pointing at charts and making self-assured guesses. And then their bluff was called, spectacularly, and we went into financial meltdown. They’re still floundering in the dark, even now. Take the euro: two hundred German economists recently signed an appeal against a euro banking union, and two hundred signed in its support, while eleven economists… signed both. Brilliant.

Politics represents the classic case of kids in suits. Just watch them all at PMQ’s, jeering and cheering and stamping their feet, even if they don’t have the faintest idea what it is they’re lambasting. And look at the Cabinet, blithering this way and that, making U-turns and playing tit-for-tat. The Thick of It, soon to return to our screens, could almost be a documentary. All the while our Prime Minister is honing his skills on Angry Birds, the iPad game enjoyed by millions….of eight year olds.

And at the risk of indulging in banker-bashing, the financial sector does seem to offer some good examples. In 1995 Nick Leeson single-handedly destroyed Barings Bank by losing £827 million, but rogue trading continues to thrive; last year, Kweku Adoboli lost UBS around £1.3 million. The funny thing is that their bosses didn’t spot it, nor did most of the financial bigwigs spot the subprime mortgage crisis heading their way, nor did they know anything about Libor fixing (so they say). It seems that boardrooms across the world might really be staffed by toddlers in suits, doing a bit of business before naptime.

Higher education may broaden the mind and sharpen the intellect, but the top universities are also really good at training their students to argue powerfully and sound persuasive, even if their position is shaky. Once students leave the confines of their university and start to make their way in the world, this skill helps the amateurs to disguise themselves amongst the professionals, cloaked in an air of seeming to know what they’re talking about. Oxford says: “Here’s a half-useful reading list, here’s all the books ever published, in a week you’ll have to defend your essay against the world expert in your subject: GO.” You can’t possibly become an authority on the topic in a week, but by learning the fine art of blagging, you might just get away with it every now and then. It’s a life skill in the making.

It is telling therefore that rump of the Establishment are products of the Oxbridge system. They won at the game of Pretending To Know What You’re Talking About, thereby qualifying them for the upper echelons of life.

And so the Kids in Suits Brigade muddle along. Look carefully and you can see them running the world (and making a mess of it – for more info, see: History), acting the part of lawyers and teachers and salesmen (without really knowing what they’re doing), and populating offices across the nation, presenting PowerPoint slides with impossibly complicated diagrams to other people who’ll nod knowingly but remain completely clueless, hoping nobody will notice.

It’s a scary thought that the world is so full of people who have no idea what they’re doing. But there are some straws to clutch at for comfort:

a)      The world has always been full of clueless people doing clueless things, from the Lords who ordered the Charge of the Light Brigade, to Rupert Murdoch buying Myspace. And yet we’ve managed to get this far.

b)      If you feel like a kid in a suit, you’re not alone – and at least you know it. This self-awareness should stop you doing anything breathtakingly stupid.

However, this does not detract from the fact that I’m not really an adult, and so you should probably dismiss this article entirely: I’m just pretending to know what I’m talking about. 

Oxford alumni enjoy Olympic success

Three University of Oxford alumni have so far taken gold in the London Olympics, meaning that the Oxonian gold tally matches that of the whole nation of South Africa, and comfortably surpasses that of Cambridge alumni at the time of writing.

It is no great surprise that Oxford’s Olympic success has historically been in rowing. Sir Matt Pinsent, formerly a geography undergraduate at St Catherine’s is arguably Oxford’s greatest ever Olympian, having rowed his way to four consecutive gold medals. True to form, one-time Blues boat mates Andy Triggs-Hogg and Pete Reed, who were both members of Oxford’s victorious boat race team in 2005, took gold in the men’s coxless four in the early stages of Team GB’s ‘Super’ Saturday.

Triggs-Hodge and Reed both came to Oxford as graduate students, the former in 2004 to study, again at St Catherine’s, for an MSc in Water Science, Policy and Management. The latter spent two years at traditional rowing powerhouse Oriel, studying for an MSc in Mechanical Engineering. 

Another Oxford rower to win a medal this year is Constantine Louloudis, stroke of the men’s eight which won a bronze last week. Louloudis, who was a member of Oxford’s winning boat race crew as a fresher, is currently reading Classics at Trinity College but put his degree on hold to pursue his Olympic ambitions.

Perhaps the most interesting of this year’s gold medallists is relatively unheralded American swimmer Davis Tarwater. Tarwater retired from professional swimming in 2009 to concentrate on academia, having never been able to break into a USA Olympic squad.

But in an interview with the USA swimming website, Tarwater credited his subsequent year at Oxford studying for an MSc in Latin American Studies as being instrumental in the remarkable turnaround his career has undergone since then: “It was the best year of my life, and I think I got everything out of it that I possibly could have. I did not intend to continue competing athletically upon the completion of my Masters’ Degree in 2010.

‘However, after seeing the calibre of student attending Oxford, I realized that athletics was a good way to affect and inspire others, and for me to further develop personally. My friends in college were very supportive in encouraging my return to sports.”

Encouraged not just by college friends, but also by his relationship with God, the deeply religious swimmer made his return in 2010, with just 18 months to recover form and fitness before the Olympic trials. He scraped through these by virtue of Michael Phelps dropping out of his 200m freestyle relay berth, and was rewarded as the US team took gold in the event last week.

Finally, British discus record-holder Lawrence Okoye, currently 19 years old, will this year go up to St Peter’s College to read Law, having deferred his place year in order to focus on the Olympics. Okoye confirmed his potential by securing a place in the discus final with his last throw in qualification on Monday, but a best throw of 61.03 in the finals on Tuesday evening left him out of medal contention.  

Faces of Russia

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Housing levy challenged by Oxford colleges

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The colleges, including Christ Church, Merton, Lincoln, Jesus, University and St Catherine’s, say that the tax is unlawful and would take money away from academic purposes and maintenance of college buildings.

The levy, which could cost colleges millions of pounds, increases the cost of new student accommodation by introducing a charge of £140 per square metre and an additional five per cent administration charge. This could potentially affect students through rent increases on university accommodation, or decreases in the availability of university student housing.

Wilf Stephenson, treasurer of Oriel, and a member of the Estate Bursars’ committee, said “We support the need for affordable housing in Oxford, but we believe the application of a levy to student accommodation is misdirected. When applied to the Oxford colleges, draft Policy HP6 seeks to impose an unjustified tax on education and research.”

According to the colleges involved, the levy “would take money away from our mission of delivering excellence in education and research.”

University spokesman Maria Coyle told the Oxford Mail that the colleges were seeking a dialogue with the council about the Housing and Sites Plan. “Their submission concludes that the additional levy, otherwise known as the affordable housing contribution, is not consistent with the city council’s core strategy adopted in March 2011.”

“They also argue that the levy is not set out in the core strategy, nor was there any debate on this matter during the core preparation process.”

Colin Cook, City Council board member for city development, told Cherwell that, “The council made some changes to the wording of this policy which were submitted to the Inspector last week. We hope these changes address the concerns of the University and the Colleges.”

“There will be an opportunity for the University and Colleges to make any points they wish to make before the Inspector at the inquiry in September and the Inspector will then decide if any further consultation on the proposed changes is required.”

Oxford Brookes say that the policy is unjustified, and would lead to higher student rental fees, disadvantaging those with lower financial resources. In their submission to the council’s consultation they argue that “The contribution towards affordable housing also cannot be justified where provision is made on a site that is already in student accommodation as there is no impact on the local housing market.”

The city council has also been criticised this week for failing to enforce a cap on the number of students living in private rented accommodation in Oxford. Its flagship policy prevents Oxford University and Oxford Brookes from moving into new buildings until there are less than 3,000 students living in city homes.

However, earlier this month Oxford University moved into new buildings in Radcliffe House in the Radcliffe Observatory Quarter, despite a reported 3,250 Oxford students living out in residential accommodation in Oxford.

Review: Twin Shadow – Confess

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A Google Images search for ‘George Lewis Jr leather jacket’ produces roughly 146000 results. The only surprising thing about this is that, in the vast majority of them, he doesn’t appear to have a toothpick between his incisors. Confess, the follow-up to Twin Shadow’s sparkling freshman effort, calls on virtually every 1980’s bad-boy cliché, producing an album that sounds like Judd Nelson’s Breakfast Club dressing-room playlist. Think smoking in stairwells, kissing people you shouldn’t, and hoping to God that you don’t fall off the back of your older brother’s uninsured motorbike. The output is glossy, well-structured, and generally superb – and should they remake Miami Vice anytime soon, will make an excellent starting point for the soundtrack coordinator.

2010’s Forget, a gentler, more mellow effort, used its unrestrained employment of synthesisers as a backdrop to getting married in a chapel in a valley. Whoever sang those words is demonstrably absent from Confess. It’s ‘absurd to cherish every kiss’, he reminds the listener in ‘Beg For The Night’, while ‘Five Seconds’ (which is almost laughably retro) isn’t ‘trying to make you cry.’  Confess‘ protagonist is presumably not the kind of young man you’d like your sister to keep company with, and someone where contact makes a broken heart a obligatory secondary by-product. Lewis’ voice is mellifluous and deeply sexy, and so too is his song-writing. This kind of smooth baritone necessitates songs with a strong foundation and an album with clear structure to prevent the LP from becoming a lustrous musical puddle. Here, furious guitar riffs and fuzzy synth beats really come into their own, providing well-calcified bones to his voice’s meat. 

The album has been dismissed by some as being derivative. If anything, this is to be celebrated. Confess is fast and loose and disreputable. It doesn’t do anything new, but what it does is excellent, and plays into a current taste for synth-heavy power pop, as in M83’s Hurry Up, We’re Dreaming. Twin Shadow has made intelligent and sensitive choices that showcase some of the best features of the genre in a glorious way, making for an album that should endure long beyond the end of the fad. Confess is ‘bad’, and good, and perhaps even so bad that it’s good. Well worth your time.

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More to the Games than just Usain

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You don’t want to read another article about Ainslie and Ennis, Murray and Mo, the rowers and the riders; which is convenient, as there’s nothing much more to say. Every paper this week has given the front-page treatment to the British medal winners – as well they should – to the point where any member of Team GB expecting a gold in the second week of London 2012 might almost start worrying about medal fatigue. Though if Phillips Idowu manages to both claim the triple jump competition and challenge Charles van Commenee to pistols at dawn there might just be a story in that. Still, I imagine we’ve reached saturation point with the headline sports.

So from the start I’ve been taking Jacques Cousteau as my inspiration and, remote control my bathysphere, exploring the murky depths the red button has to offer. It emerges that, beyond the big-budget, HD, multi-presenter zones of the velodrome and Eton Dorney, there are other worlds. Worlds where Hazel Irvine fears to tread. Often shown by fixed lens cameras, shorn of any presentation or commentary, this is pure sport. First stop was the under 56kg Men’s weightlifting. It was enthralling. These are men who weigh less than 9 stone, lifting over 26 stone. Without the benefit of commentary (or indeed any noise at all apart from the moans of the competitors) the viewer had to intuit the narratives – no idea of favourites or non-runners gave the whole thing a pleasant sense of surprise. Weightlifting, against all rash expectation, makes for compulsive viewing. There’s a moment between the lift beginning and its completion or failure where all is utter jeopardy – it’s like the flipping of a pancake but instead of a dough-plastered hob there’s a possibility for excruciating injury. The athletes are completely exposed, as if on stage delivering a monologue. And when Om Yun Chol of North Korea hoisted a preposterous 168kg of bar and plates into the air he blew the doors off the place. Most of this crowd were people who, it wouldn’t be too risky to wager, weren’t aficionados of the powerlifting scene, but they’d been won over by the sheer human exertion on display.

Next up was water polo. Not an event that’s made much of a cultural impact on the British consciousness, American high school films full of letterman jacket-clad jocks aside. But even without any analysis the bouts between south eastern European nations and traditional Olympics high-fliers like Australia and the US were compelling. An underwater camera showed the extent of the skulduggery, as many a man was sent to the sin-bin corner for a range of offences that ran the gamut from comical (tweaking) to violent (full on kidney punches). Highly tactical, the sport revolves around complex build-up play (think Arsenal) combined with explosive shooting (think other teams than Arsenal). Also impressive was the conditioning required to be constantly treading water before motoring oneself down the pool in possession, only to have to grapple with belligerent opposition.

So take the plunge. We have a week left – get off the beaten track. Whoever prevails in the Bolt/Blake/Gay tussl, the clip will be all over news broadcasts and highlight montages for months on end. But the winner of the women’s Elliott 6m sailing competition might not make BBC Breakfast, so catch her while you can. Taekwondo, Greco-Roman wrestling, modern pentathlon: there’s plenty of time left to learn enough to be a bore by the time Rio 2016 rolls around. In the good old days the motto of the News of the World was ‘all human life is there’. The same is true (if it was ever true of the Screws) of the Olympics. Tall and short, thick and thin, fast and slow. As Simon Barnes, the veteran chief sportswriter of the Times, has pointed out: every moment over these two weeks is the culmination of someone’s life. And that includes the kayak sprinters. So give them a shot.

Travel Blog: Benicassim

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Sam Rodrigues:

When your first day on holiday with the ‘lads’ involves you getting sea sick on a pedalo and your mate claiming that there’s a time when the Mediterranean is so shallow that you can walk to Africa, you start to wonder whether your week in Benicassim is going to be the best week of your life or a deleted scene from the Inbetweeners movie.

From the off, the Inbetweeners side to us came out full flow when a black vest was donned. Some claim that certain men can pull off the vest. I disagree. Even that bloke who works out so much that he feels like he has to take his top off whenever he goes clubbing looks even more ridiculous in a vest. Anyway, with the bar set at a vest and that classic British sunburn coming out, the week could only get better.

Those first few days had a strange feeling to them. Only a few weeks after prelims I was still in uni mode and suddenly we aimlessly wandered into thirty plus degree heat with the concept of time left behind along with our hygiene and dignity. It was a brilliant feeling to just lay around doing nothing for the first time in ages. Every now and then we ventured into the warm water and a couple of us even regressed into childhood by building a cracking sand castle. Our first evenings were obviously spent drinking a decent amount of beer in a bar and three nights in a row didn’t once get mundane, no doubt helped by the obscene amounts of Scots, Irish and Aussies that were milling about. An important part of the local culture which I can’t forget about of course is the lovely group of drug dealers which line the streets to the beach. You had at least eight nice men (do female drug dealers exist?) from which to buy the best Iberian weed, cocaine and MDMA; but I still couldn’t find that cheeky bit of heroin everyone fancies on a Tuesday night.

Before we knew it was Thursday night and along came the music. Florence + The Machine pulled out due to illness the first night but that loss was more than made up for by the brilliant performance of the hip hop heroes that are De La Soul. With Friday came one of the two legends that brought Beni’s crowd of over 50,000.  Bob Dylan came on stage but so did disappointment, when we realised that age has taken its toll on his singing ability. Luckily the night was saved by phenomenal performances from The Maccabees and Bombay Bicycle Club. But it was Saturday that brought the musical Holy Grail, The Stone Roses, and they were even better than we could have hoped. They may not have been reformed for long but they played the best gig I’ve seen in my life so far. It was phenomenal throughout but the full length version of ‘Fool’s Gold’ plus an added 15 minutes of guitar solo made my week. Bearing in mind the fact that everyday I got to see my six foot six mate sleep in a ridiculously small child’s tent, The Stone Roses’ feat is pretty impressive; the week as a whole wasn’t bad either.

 

Vickie Morrish:

I’m not sure what made me do it. I’m not sure when the idea first entered into my subconscious, or why I simply didn’t dismiss it on the spot. Perhaps the prospect of some real-life sun had beguiled my sense of reason, or the idea of a festival without wellies had made me crave inappropriate footwear.  In either case, I arrived at Benicassim in heels.  With the full intention to glamp.

This is probably a good time to tell you that I enjoy camping. I really do. And the idea of roughing it in trainers did seem like an attractive idea. But a strange part of me felt like if I arrived in trainers, I’d be whole heartedly committing myself to a Bear Grylls lifestyle. I would be committing to the bugs, the grease, and the mud which so define my previous festival experiences. But this was Spain, not Britain, and in my ignorance I expected a relaxing holiday, full of rustic charm; a festival where I would return sun-kissed and gushing with new sophisticated Spanish phrases.

I was a Benicassim virgin, and quick to discover that luxury camping wasn’t an option. Even if it was a girly holiday.

Arriving at Beni, I soon realised the social hub of the town was undoubtedly the super market, wowing tourists with obscenely low priced vodka. It’s hard to say no to the 1 Euro vodka delicacy – ‘Knebep’ – or indeed, 2 Euro Sangria, when confronted with such bargains. My next discovery was that the website’s ‘close to town’ description of the campsite was more than generous, and that actually it’s more like a twenty minute endurance test through barren wasteland. Needless to say, the heels were soon stowed away in my bag to remain there for the duration of the holiday. This was the beginning of the end for my glamping ambitions.

Our first night was passed skilfully erecting a tent in the dark (amid swearing) and getting to know our neighbours. And the resident ants who decided, affectionately, to share our tent with us. The days prior to the music passed in one long blur of eating, swimming and of finding any appropriate shade to nurse our (already) impressive sun burn. Any dreams of returning to England sun-kissed were soon replaced with the more sincere reality of sun blisters and snake-like peeling. I became accustomed to the Beni way of life, and after four days of cowering in the corner of communal showers, I decided to disband any attempts for a dignified wash and joined the lines of bodies shaving. It was the first time I’d ever shaved in pubic. And oddly, I didn’t care.

By Thursday I was more than ready for the music, and ready to enter the giant car park cum playground which was the arena. The absence of Florence (and her Machine) showed markedly in the disheartened spirits of the fans. But after the initial disappointment, we were soon perked up by The Horrors, a band so indie they insisted on wearing leather jackets and skinny jeans in intense heat just to show they could. “Still Life” got the crowd involved, although Friday’s headliner Miles Kane won the medal for crowd participation, the musician rousing spirits to such a height that arbitrary outbursts of “Come Closer” became an accepted and even expected campsite occurrence. Miles Kane, besides Katy B, the Maccabees and Django Django made Friday a buzzing night, in addition to the cool stylings of Bombay Bicyle Club.

For me, however, it was Sunday that emerged victorious for best night of the festival, although seeing Crystal Castles batter the crowd on Saturday in a haze of electronica and pining vocals was a sure highlight. But it was Sunday headliners, the Vaccines, who left me overwhelmed. The sugar-coated melodies of Justin Young coupled with their iconic heavy reverb demonstrated how real pop done right can create instantaneous classics.

By the end of the week, I didn’t care that the nocturnal music had left me with severe sleep deficit, or that my hair had gradually formed natural dreadlocks. Even the 20 minute stagger into town became bearable, the sunburn a badge of pride for most if not all festival goers. Beni may have not been the luxury camping experience I (naively) expected, but it was so much more. Would I go back? It would be rude not to. 

London 2012: U.S Boxers humiliated

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So it’s been an eventful week for Olympic boxing. Sandwiched in amidst the gaudy pantheon of sporting events that is London 2012, the amateur boxing contests at the ExCel Exhibition Centre have not failed to routinely excite, bemuse and surprise. As I write, six of Britain’s seven male boxers have stormed into the quarter-finals of the competition, as GB captain Tom Stalker won a tough welterweight bout against India’s Manoj Kumar.Today will prove to be one of women boxing’s proudest moments too: the sport’s entry into the Olympic boxing stratosphere. With Team GB’s bright prospects, Nicola Adams, Natasha Jonas and Savannah Marshall looking ready to go, it is safe to say our fighting Olympians are in a very strong position.

The same cannot be said however, for Team USA. With so much happening it is easy to forget that the boxing world’s premier talking-point is actually what didn’t happen: fight fans watched on with shock as the once juggernaut United States men’s team made a humiliating exit from the Games, without one of them bringing an Olympic medal back home. Yes, that’s right: the once indestructible Team USA have failed. Although such an advent might stir a hearty chuckle from British viewers as we watch the tribulations of our American counterparts, and indeed an unkind laugh from most Cubans, the surprise U.S exit has raised some serious questions. Hadn’t the US, after all, come with the biggest and most anticipated boxing squad of any country to London 2012? Was it not this very country that captured a staggering and indeed record in the annals of Olympic history, 48 boxing gold medals?

Indeed, in the past, Olympic boxing acted like an elite finishing school and final examination paper for future American champions: a great opportunity for talented U.S boxers, who would seize gold medals before launching lucrative professional careers founded upon the interest generated from the Games. American sports fans in the 1960’s were treated to this dynamic spectacle when Cassius Clay, Joe Frazier and George Foreman won gold medals at successive Games (Rome, Tokyo, Mexico City) in the heavyweight category. All three became heavyweight champions, heralding the golden age of heavyweight boxing through their classic showdowns in the 1970s. US Olympic boxing went from strength to strength, with the star-studded classes of ’76 and ‘84 featuring future champions and legends, ‘Sugar’ Ray Leonard, Evander Holyfield, Meldrick Taylor and Pernell Whitaker. In 1984, Team USA left Los Angeles with nothing short of 9 gold medals.

They have had their knocks too. Future superstars Evander Holyfield of ‘84, Roy Jones Jr of ’88 and Floyd Mayweather of ‘96 have all been nothing short of robbed of Olympic gold medals due to absurd scoring and disqualifications. But even they walked away with some form of medal, and it is within the context of this glorious history of Olympic success that Team USA is now under such scrutiny. There are a lot of suggestions as to why the USA are now walking away medal-less in the men’s category. Critics have put forward the idea that American boxers are impatient to turn professional, drawn by the glamour, financial reward and publicity that championship fighting can offer. The concomitant of this is in an unwillingness to craft, develop and hone the skills of amateur boxing: a process which requires patience, dedication and diligence. Of the 2012 squad, only Rau’shee Warren has fought in an Olympic squad before.

Such an attitude, others would argue, is inevitable in a sport where severe physical damage is everyday: if you are going to get hit, you might as well get paid handsomely for it. Money in boxing is only to be found in the professional ranks. But unacceptable if true, is the assertion that the U.S boxing team were poorly handled and prepared for the challenges of London 2012. Indeed, Basheer Abdullah, the officer who ran the U.S army’ boxing programme for 15 years, was appointed to the post of head coach just weeks before the Olympics began. Moreover, the rules dictated that as a trainer who had dealt with professional prize-fighters in the current year, Abdullah would violate Olympic protocol if he were to be present ringside or in the corner of any of his fighters. The thought that the head coach cannot even be in his fighter’s corner during a contest hardly makes the disappointing results unsurprising ones.

Whatever the reason, this week represents a sad moment in the history of amateur boxing. While many, including Team GB, will certainly be happy to see American domination in the sport vanquished for the time being, it does not bode well for the future if the USA, once a bastion of dynamic and prodigious boxing talent, can’t get it right anymore. The Americans will hope that their women boxers, whose contests start today, can bring home some much needed medals.

Travel Blog: Japan

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I’ve always wanted to go to Japan. Who wouldn’t want to visit the country that bought us sushi, samurai and Squirtle? I’d pencilled in my visit for later in life, when I plan to be rolling in so much cash that I can have sashimi on tap. But seeing as I was ‘almost’ there (in China) and my boyfriend was interning in Tokyo for two months, I decided to take the metaphorical plunge and ignore the gaping black hole draining my bank account. 

Japan ain’t cheap, so not exactly backpacker country. But then again, I’ve done the ‘backpacker thing’ in Asia (yes I had a Gap Yah), and it was nice to be somewhere so clean, where the trains and buses actually run on time, and you can stumble around blind drunk in the middle of the night safe in the knowledge that you won’t get mugged. 

The Japanese are some of the nicest people I’ve ever met. The Other Half and I would be only have to wave our guidebooks and look lost (which we did unintentionally numerous times) for a complete stranger to come over and offer us help. A middle-aged businessman introduced himself when we were sat next to him at one of those sushi conveyor belt restaurants, and next thing we know we were bedding down in a booth at a karaoke bar, a bottle of sake, a bottle of sochu, several glasses of wine and beer later, not to mention the countless snacks. When 5am and the first train rolled around, the businessman took himself off downstairs to pay the bill (and presumably to go home to his wife and four daughters…), and was even polite enough to ask if we were okay on Facebook the next day.

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Monkey after a hot spring dip

Japan is also one of the most unique and contradictory places that I’ve ever been to. In Nikko, a misty mountain town with World Heritage-listed shrines (a fact the town trumpets on every street corner), we struggled to find a restaurant open past 8 o’clock. Our guesthouse, down a dark country lane, with traditional sliding-door tatami rooms and a river rushing by outside, could have come out of an 80s horror film. Meanwhile, in Tokyo neon lights and J-pop blare all night long, and the biggest electronics store I’ve ever seen has eleven floors, each the size of an M&S.

In Nagano (home of the 1998 Winter Olympics for all you trivia fans) we got up at 5.30am to watch Buddhist monks chant the morning service at the Zenko-ji temple, while hundreds of devotees came to kneel and pray with them. Yet a few hours away in Tokyo, there are millions of Japanese for whom the only shrines seem to be shops. Lots and lots of shops.

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Akihabara, Tokyo

And my Western/feminist/prudish [delete as applicable] sensibilities were pretty darn shocked by the sex shop we ventured into. Every product aimed at heterosexual men essentially used paedophilia to sell it – yes the girls on the packaging are Manga characters, and yes it’s fantasy not reality, but I personally wouldn’t want to go out with someone who gets their kicks from cartoon schoolgirls. Yet violent crime, let alone sexual violence, is apparently very low in Japan, and I felt perfectly safe wherever we went (apart from maybe in those dark country lanes). 

Japan’s geography, lying on faultlines that mean that it’s a hotbed of seismic and volcanic activity, also makes for some experiences that you don’t really find elsewhere. In Hakone we ate boiled eggs with blackened shells that had been cooked in a steaming sulphur pool. We also made a habit of going to onsen, scalding hot spring baths that are usually segregrated by sex, the nicest of which was also the strangest as, being a prudish Brit, I had never seen so many wobbly, naked bodies in my life. 

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Hello Kitty loves volcano-baked eggs!

The biggest letdown was probably the weather, as instead of clear blue skies as far as the eye can see to Mount Fuji, there was only haze. After being dragged struggling and sweating up a muddy mountain by my enthusiastic, we-need-to-do-real-hike boyfriend, all I wanted, other than a cold drink and never to walk uphill again, was a great view. And the view was amazing. But it would have been infinitely more so if it had included super-sharp views of the elusive volcano. 

I am nitpicking here – I did actually see Mount Fuji. On the plane ride out of Japan, yes, but Fuji-san looked extra-awesome from a bird’s eye vantage point. And I got to go to Japan. A real, living and breathing place, with a lot more pretty countryside towns and beautiful mountains than I’d imagined. But in Tokyo you do get the feeling that you’re in that crazy, giant, neon theme park that you’ve always dreamed about visiting.

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A bird’s eye view of Mount Fuji

Students demand more contact time with tutors

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The NUS has raised concerns that students are not getting value for money from their university experience.

With this year’s introduction of higher fees of up to £9,000, the issue of whether students are receiving enough contact time is being questioned. The government has taken steps by forcing universities this September to publish information regarding contact-hours for each course, which will form part of the new standardized KIS (key information sets) which prospective students will receive.

However, the NUS have stressed that more than this is needed. Rachel Wenstone, NUS Vice-President, commented, “The quality of education is becoming more and more of an issue. Contact hours don’t mean anything unless they are high quality, and you have a real relationship with your tutors”.

The NUS is advocating greater transparency regarding the number of students in tutorials and seminars, and guarantees that students will not spend their years at university catching up on sleep in lecture halls around the country. Although some universities have reacted positively to the Union’s comments, Professor Graham Henderson, the Vice-Chancellor of Teesside University, highlighted some potential problems. He argued that institutions suffering financially may be tempted to cut tutorials and seminars and save money by operating on a more lecture-based system, which under the KIS data would count as increased contact time. This would then present a fallaciously positive picture of a university experience with high quantity but low quality contact time.

David Palfreyman, the bursar at New College Oxford, agreed with the Union on the importance of small tutorial groups. He said, ‘There is nowhere to hide in a tutorial of two. If you’ve not done anything, there is pressure from your mates as well as your tutor.’ However, Palfreyman was not optimistic as to the feasibility of other universities emulating Oxford and Cambridge, owing to financial constraints. “We have charitable endowments that we lavish on you. In essence, HEFCE (Higher Education Funding Council for England) plus fees is around £7,500 and we spend two times that on a year of undergraduate teaching. With the new £9000 fee, after the spend of OFFA (Offer for Fair Trade Access), we will get around £7,750 towards the £15k or so.

“We await to see whether other Russell Group Universities will improve undergraduate tuition as opposed to the fixation on the ‘Kash and Kudos’ of research – which drives the global league tables, no one cares about undergraduate tuition – and also what will happen at the pile-‘em high cheap end of the range”

.Students from a range of universities have reacted positively to the NUS’ demands, indicating their preference for intimate tutorial groups. An Oxford PPEist commented, “whilst lectures are at times beneficial, I definitely learn the most from tutorials or small classes”.

A Classics student at Bristol agreed. “On average I receive eight contact hours a week, which mostly consist of lesson-style tutorials and lectures. The tutorials can be intense but it is still quite easy to avoid answering questions, as there are over 15 people in each class. Personally, I would prefer more contact hours, or more intimate sessions with tutors, so that students might be encouraged to work their hardest and have an opportunity to impress tutors with their ideas”.