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Oxford Oddities #4 – Hertford

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We could not provide an adequate account of our university’s unusual literary past without mentioning the man who established the Oxford stereotype that remains ingrained in the minds of the public today. Undergraduates applying to Oxford probably envisage an indulgent existence of champagne luncheons, decadent excess and diamond-encrusted tortoises, but they could not be more mistaken (except perhaps for the unconventional choice of college pets).

Evelyn Waugh, it would seem, not only wrote about the decadence of upper class society, but lived it too. His thoughtful, satiric portrayals of the aristocratic way of life in novels such as Brideshead Revisited were partly fuelled by first hand experience. Arguably, it was his time at Oxford that shaped the literary satirist that we have come to know so well.

Waugh’s talent for writing manifested itself at an early age. At seven, he had already become the author of his first work, ‘The Curse of the Race Horse’. His genius did not go unnoticed: Waugh, at least, thought himself ‘quite a clever little boy’. This confidence no doubt came in handy in the intellectual environment of Oxford.

Waugh’s elder brother, Alec, had followed family tradition and attended Sherborne. Unfortunately he was expelled after his homosexual relationship with another pupil was revealed. Alec subsequently wrote the novel The Loom of Youth, based on the homosexual goings on at Sherborne. This book proved so controversial that Evelyn was denied admission to the school, instead attending Lancing in 1917. At school, Evelyn went against the current and set up the satiric Corpse Club to parody the cadet corps ‘for those who were weary of life’.

At Oxford, Waugh enjoyed the social scene offered by his new university. He told a friend that ‘I do no work here and never go to Chapel’.Waugh also became secretary of the Hertford debating society, spoke at the Union and wrote for the Cherwell and Isis. He joined The Hypocrites’ Club, the centre of Oxford’s gay and artistic scene. Drinking and socialising formed the basis of his weekly activities.

The pressure of maintaining all of these extracurricular pursuits landed him with a third in History. His bohemian approach to work sparked a dispute between the writer and his history tutor, C.R.M.F Cruttwell, who also happened to be the Dean of his college. They plunged into a bitter battle and the Dean formed the basis for many of Waugh’s loathsome characters. Waugh’s poor academic effort lost him a scholarship and stopped him from returning to Oxford to finish his degree.

Despite this Waugh went on to achieve fame and fortune with the Oxford-inspired Brideshead Revisited. He is remembered as a successful satirical novelist, arguably one of the most acclaimed writers of the 20th century. He is a reminder that working hard here is not everything: experience is key.

Close Campsfield Demonstration

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The Close Campsfield Campaign has been running for just under two decades, and Cherwell have reported on various of their demonstrations. The group campaigns for the closing down of Campsfield House, an immigration detention centre just outside of Oxford. This time Cherwell TV decided to film the latest demonstration and talk to some of the campaign members about why they want to see Campsfield House closed down.

Women Playwrights

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Of the five Bluffers’ guides we’ve done so far this term, we are yet to feature a female playwright. To what, dear readers, ought this be attributed? Does Cherwell Stage hate women? Perhaps a better question is: where are all the female playwrights? The Wikipedia page lists a paltry 141 names, of which this reviewer had previously only come across three (one of whom is dead). It is unsurprising, then, that of the many productions being put on this term, not one is written by a woman. The problem seems to lie in the way in which contemporary women’s writing is received.  Last week’s allegations of sexism in the Jesus College JCR followed the opposition of a motion supporting making female empowerment events constitutional, where the most vocal adversaries were female. A similar movement, where women are not supporting other women, appears to be taking place internationally in Stage communities. Emily Glassberg Sands, a Harvard economist, conducted an extensive study which gave concrete evidence about the way in which female dramatists find it harder to have their work performed.

Sands reviewed 20,000 playwrights in the Dramatists Guild and Doollee.com, an online database of  playwrights,  and  discovered  that  there were  twice  as many male  playwrights  as  female  ones and that these men tended to produce work at a substantially faster rate. To an extent, this explains why good scripts by women are in such short supply. Yet the most compelling results from this study are revealed not from the limited number of scripts but from the way in which these scripts are received. Sands sent identical scripts to artistic directors and literary managers around the United States, labelling half the scripts as being by a man (for example, John Doe), and the other half as being by a woman (i.e. Jane Doe). Jane’s scripts received significantly worse ratings in terms of quality, economic prospects and audience response than John’s. Clearly, a large part of the problem stems from the way in which women’s work is received. The most troubling thing about this, however, is that these results were ‘driven exclusively by the responses of female artistic directors and literary managers.  Men rate men and women playwrights exactly the same.’

Evidently this is a widespread problem in the greater dramatic world, but is the same true within Oxford? The current OUDS president is female, as is half of the committee – a fantastic statistic in a university where women are grossly underrepresented in positions of leadership. Furthermore, the inimitable Meera Syal – actress, singer, writer, playwright, comedienne, and general all-round wonder – judged the OUDS New Writing festival. But it’s not all rosy: of the four plays that were eventually produced this year, all were written by men.

Now is a time to encourage women’s writing, and support its production. The Bluffers’ Guide below highlights the unfortunate stock roles that women so often have to play: women’s writing often features female protagonists, who challenge tedious, two-dimensional representations of women on stage. A call to the women of the Oxford Stage community, then: write. And those around them, support them, if not for the good of the wider community, then because it would be jolly  nice to feature a female playwright on the Cherwell Stage page.

The Bluffers’ Guide to: Women on Stage

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The Femme Fatale

My God, she’s sexy. But not in a wholesome kind of way, and certainly not in a way of which your mother would approve. To use a word laden with feminist connotations, the femme fatale is nothing if not problematic, both for the women who watch her and the men unlucky enough to be caught in her trap onstage. Unlike the strumpet, who simply romps with wild abandon, the femme fatale chooses her prey and conducts a systemized and highly strategic plan of attack and seduction, until such point as the leading man either champions above it, leaving her looking silly, or yields to her many temptations. And then what? She’ll either lose interest virtually immediately, or he’ll come to his senses, leaving her lost and alone – until someone else comes her way, and the cycle repeats itself.

Cherwell’s pick: ‘Lady Macbeth’, Macbeth

The Strumpet

The moral opposite of the Love Interest waiting patiently for her man, she provides a fantastically entertaining contrast, without necessitating too much thought on the part of either the playwright or the audience. Useful as a plot device to throw herself at one of the male characters, or to provide symbolic temptation; also useful if you think the audience is getting bored and need some snogging to get them interested again. Basically shorthand for ‘young, free and single’, so best played as nothing but giggles and seductive smiles. Perpetual drunkenness is definitely an option, as is the rendition of a bawdy musical number, ideally with all her strumpet friends.  A character best relegated to chorus duties, or possibly as a lasting love interest for some minor comedic role.

Cherwell’s pick: ‘Jaquenetta’, Love’s Labour’s Lost

The Biddy

Perhaps a housekeeper or nanny, the extent of whose contribution is to wander around the stage fidgeting with props while more serious conversations take place, or to walk in at comically or tragically  inopportune moments. Actresses require the ability to walk in a slow, shuffling manner, whilst wringing their hands or carrying a cup of tea. Ability to affect a regional accent is desirable, but not required. Depending on the tone of the play, you may like to have the old woman drop sexual innuendo into the conversation, ideally in the presence of the younger, better looking cast members. If it’s not a comedy, however, expect lots of charmingly antiquated, but surprisingly relevant advice. And if you favour a more touching ending, perhaps introduce an elderly man for her to pine over.

Cherwell’s pick: ‘Mrs Elton’, The Deep Blue Sea

The Love Interest

When Shakespeare wrote women, they always had to end up either with a man or dead, passed from the protection of their father to a new husband. It may have been the TudorPeriod, but what reason do you have to break the Great Bard’s tradition? Write the love interest like this as passively as possible – her purpose is either to be fought over by two male characters or to drive a man to madness by her cold indifference. Requires a pretty actress who can sit on stage in a dressing gown (or something similar) and provide the audience for impressive speeches delivered by her various suitors. Not rambunctiously sexual, but certainly with a degree of charm, frequently in a common-or-garden English sort of way. Seriously undermined if she doesn’t end up with a man – what else is she there for?

Cherwell’s pick: ‘Adelaide’, Guys and Dolls

The Bard in Drag

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Ruffs, make-up and boys in drag: when we think about Shakespeare productions through history, the notion of all-male casts and all their trappings is bound to come to mind. But this is not a directorial decision that has been consigned to the annals of theatrical past: all-male productions continue to be staged today, often with great success. An acclaimed current example is the man extravaganza that is Propeller, which has even managed to work in bits and pieces of Beyoncé to heighten the theatrical experience. Contemporary revivals of this casting choice are sometimes attributed to ‘authenticity’ (although the authentic tradition of bear baiting in the interval always seems to get overlooked), or for the sheer energy and testosterone that it can bring to the more masculine of Shakespeare’s plays. 

But what about the other side? Are all-female Shakespeare productions ‘a thing’? It certainly happens, but does it work?  Many of Shakespeare’s plays are characterised as being overwhelmingly masculine – they are stories of military campaigns and political intrigue, with the female characters often represented as concerned wives or trophies of war.  And from a feminist perspective, some of these roles are deeply, deeply problematic: take novice nun Isabella, from Measure for Measure, who is eventually married off after five acts of resistance without so much as a by-your-leave. But how do these characterisations affect all-female renditions of Shakespeare’s greats? You’d hope that these would present a more nuanced representation of the work, with  a female perspective on imperial power, honour or truth. Unfortunately, the opposite is true: these all-female productions have a terrible habit of being somewhat lacklustre.

An all-female production of Julius Caesar set the play in a playground, between squabbling schoolgirls. It’s an interesting idea, but one that may appear to many to be missing the point – can schoolyard hierachy adequately convey the play’s exploration of imperial power? Some attribute resistance to the idea of women playing these sorts of roles to an ingrained societal prejudice against the idea of women holding political power. Equally though, Shakespeare’s plays are a product of their time – a time of rigid gender roles – of course there are strong women, but they still all end up in the same place. 

Having said that, we are not without a handful of exceptional cases of cross casting – Hamlet being  an  excellent  example. The first female Hamlet, Sarah Bernhardt, appeared in 1899, to rave reviews.  Actors have been discovering new aspects of the Danish Prince for generations; as Oscar Wilde said, there is no ‘Shakespeare’s Hamlet’.

With a character so famed for being open to interpretation and reinvention, it would be absurdly reductive to halve the number of potential players.  A female Hamlet could indeed be able to discover hidden depths in this seemingly inexhaustible character, but the individual performance will always be more important than the actor’s gender. Opening Shakespeare’s greatest characters up to women doubles the number of exceptional individuals who can play those parts, and potentially the number of innovative interpretations.

Does this mean that cross casting Shakespeare should be taken up with gusto? Maybe. Sometimes it is out of sheer necessity – as many Oxford directors will know, finding enough theatrical young men to fill all the parts demanded can be a struggle. But necessity often breeds creativity, and these cross-cast productions have, in recent years, made for fascinating interpretations of classic texts.

Assassinations in Oxford

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In the first round, I died moments after the game started. I was sitting unaware in the JCR when our Vice-President came up and hit me with a sock ball. The email that signified the start of the game had been sent out a mere thirty seconds before (I did not even know whom I was to target and give an item meaning I had ‘assassinated’ them), and I was the first unfortunate casualty. For me, it was over before it had all really started. 

For others though, it was only the beginning. Normal college life was turned on its head as friendships became strained and college family ties were broken. Secret knocks were developed, before cruelly being sold on to the assassin. One assassin claimed to be in need of some peer support welfare counselling, before taking out his counsellor. The JCR Secretary got involved through dreaming up spurious reasons for JCR meetings and then using them to get to his targets.

Even for those of us who were dead, the excitement continued. There were plenty of opportunities to betray friends, construct wonderful traps or simply just watch the carnage unfold. The Facebook event page gave regular updates, making it nigh on impossible to focus on that imminent essay deadline. Even though I played for less then a minute, Assassins has become a firm favourite, to the extent that we have now set up a second round, and are also wondering why it is only a Trinity-term feature of college life.

Procrastination Destination: Oxford Ice Rink

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Exemplified by its grace, skill and agility, ice skating has been used as a means of procrastination ever since Homo Sapiens took it upon themselves to conquer ice – which, if you’re interested, was  around 4,000 years ago. Blimey. So why don’t you get in on this pastime: it has got quite the reassuring heritage, after all. And what with it being only a ten-minute stroll out of town, it’s procrastination which even the most stressed of students can commit to. 

 
   Oxford Ice Rink
Exemplified by its grace, skill and agility, ice skating has been used as a means of procrastination ever since Homo Sapiens took it upon themselves to conquer ice – which, if you’re interested, was  around 4,000 years ago. Blimey. So why don’t you get in on this pastime: it has got quite the reassuring heritage, after all. And what with it being only a ten-minute stroll out of town, it’s procrastination which even the most stressed of students can commit to.
 The Oxford Ice Rink is tucked modestly out of the way along  Oxpens road. Unassuming, oblong and unknown to most students is the exhilarating experience contained within this building, achieved merely by shuffling around on a frozen body of water. The rink is open mornings till late(ish) at night, perfect for the nocturnal breed of finalist, or for the eager early bird. Student discount is, of course, readily available, with most sessions costing a manageable £5.40 including skate hire.
Skill is optional for participation. If, like me, you’re more Bambi on ice than anything else, do not despair. Indeed, I’m constantly and patronisingly reminded that I’ll ‘pick it up quite fast’, so there really is hope for all. If this is the case, however, do consider wearing appropriate clothing. I have learnt the hard and humiliating way that wearing a skirt plus ice skates plus face plummet equals unintentional flashing of underwear to the entire rink, a flashing exacerbated by the process of scrambling to stand up again (which can be quite a lengthy business when you start out.)
But you’ll be pleased to hear skating’s not the only activity you can participate in (let’s face it, skating in a circuit for two hours has the dangerous potential to get boring.) The rink also offers hours of entertainment in the form of simple and understated observation. During the day you will  find a collection of figure skaters practicing for their next several hundred gold medals or so. Often wearing ridiculous costumes, these creatures showcase the very best of comedy, exhibiting face plants you can only dream of, impressive athleticism, superfluous crotch exposure, and skating drama to rival that of ‘Dancing on Ice’.
erhaps you’re already mid-way through finals and need a break from cramming for a minute (or sixty) or perhaps you’ve finally exhausted all good YouTube procrastination and need to move on to greater things. Whatever the reason, whether you’re a ice skating god or a destructive hazard to all, ice skating is the ideal work postponer

The Oxford Ice Rink is tucked modestly out of the way along Oxpens road. Unassuming, oblong and unknown to most students is the exhilarating experience contained within this building, achieved merely by shuffling around on a frozen body of water. The rink is open mornings till late(ish) at night, perfect for the nocturnal breed of finalist, or for the eager early bird. Student discount is, of course, readily available, with most sessions costing a manageable £5.40 including skate hire.

Skill is optional for participation. If, like me, you’re more Bambi on ice than anything else, do not despair. Indeed, I’m constantly and patronisingly reminded that I’ll ‘pick it up quite fast’, so there really is hope for all. If this is the case, however, do consider wearing appropriate clothing. I have learnt the hard and humiliating way that wearing a skirt plus ice skates plus face plummet equals unintentional flashing of underwear to the entire rink, a flashing exacerbated by the process of scrambling to stand up again (which can be quite a lengthy business when you start out.)

But you’ll be pleased to hear skating’s not the only activity you can participate in (let’s face it, skating in a circuit for two hours has the dangerous potential to get boring.) The rink also offers hours of entertainment in the form of simple and understated observation. During the day you will  find a collection of figure skaters practicing for their next several hundred gold medals or so. Often wearing ridiculous costumes, these creatures showcase the very best of comedy, exhibiting face plants you can only dream of, impressive athleticism, superfluous crotch exposure, and skating drama to rival that of ‘Dancing on Ice’.

Perhaps you’re already mid-way through finals and need a break from cramming for a minute (or sixty) or perhaps you’ve finally exhausted all good YouTube procrastination and need to move on to greater things. Whatever the reason, whether you’re a ice skating god or a destructive hazard to all, ice skating is the ideal work postponer. 

Snog Marry Avoid? #6: Trinity Special

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Which of Henry VIII’s wives floated your boats?

 

 

 

 

 

 

Cannes you feel the love tonight?

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There’s sand in your size nines. You can smell fromage on every street corner. You’re being engaged in conversations where people expect you to have watched the Dardenne Brothers’ entire filmography. You can only be at Cannes. The lure of the Croisette has proven inescapable for filmmakers for 65 years. Classic films like Pulp Fiction, Taxi Driver and MASH have all taken away its coveted Palme d’Or award and, this year, the competition is as hot and highbrow as ever. And as the film elite from all over the world descent on the beautiful South of France, I’m stuck in rainy Oxford preparing for exams. Bitter? Not a chance.

The problem with Cannes is the assumptions that the jury make about the correlation be- tween a) being written and performed in a for eign language and b) running time and overall quality. A quick look down the list of films that are in competition shows that this ‘elite’ group of films are frequently over two and a half hours long. This is a competition that gave the top prize to The White Ribbon. Clearly the boredom of the audience isn’t factored into the decision-making process. But whilst all this ‘art’ is being screened to sate the ravenous appetite of Hollywood’s ruling middle class, the whole thing is decked in rampant, whorish consumerism. Madagascar 3 is going to be one of the biggest events of the festival, not because of its outstanding cinematic worth but because of the promotional cash that the studio threw at the festival organisers. On top of this there will be hundreds of parties with more free alcohol than grovelling sycophants (of which I’d slightly like to be one) and goodie bags that each have a market value in excess of the sum value of the contents of my room.

It’s a contradiction that is made less appealing because of the fact that there will, undoubtedly, be some genuinely brilliant films on show, but those stellar pieces are liable to get lost amongst the glitter and finger food. The festival’s merits are undeniable, it’s just a shame that they’ve been overshadowed by the dually tedious and crass way that the whole affair is conducted.

My highlights this year, if I were there, would be David Cronenberg’s Cosmopolis (starring Robert Pattinson in a proper, grown-up role), Abbas Kiarostami’s Like Someone in Love and John Hillcoat’s Lawless. The jury is unlikely to give the top prize to Michael Haneke again so shortly after The White Ribbon’s success, but his new film, Love, looks phenomenal.

Sometimes the freedom of being screened outside of the main competition provides the most interesting films of the festival. ‘Un Certain Regard’, the second tier of the Cannes echelons, always contains a hit-and-miss collection of films from rising and established filmmakers, and this year is bound to be no different. French Canadian wunderkind Xavier Dolan follows last year’s Heartbeats with his new film Laurence Anyways, which is bound to make a splash sur la plage. Also worth keeping an eye on is the directorial debut of Brandon Cronenberg, son of David, and Renoir, the latest film from Gilles Bourdos.

Undoubtedly there will be flashes of genius all around the city. Last year’s Palme d’Or winner, The Tree of Life, went on to be nominated for a Best Picture Oscar whilst the eventual winner of that award, Michel Hazanavicius’ The Artist, was screened, to general hysteria, out of competition. Come January, when the Academy Award nominations are released, many of the names that’ll be adorning the headlines will’ve been seen first at Cannes. For punters and critics it’s the place to see films, but for studios and filmmakers, it’s the place to sell films.

Chances are, though, that some off the wall choice, like Uncle Boonmee Who Can Recall His Past Lives, will emerge from the shadows and steal the show from the big dogs expected to walk away with the prizes. That is, if they can get in ahead of the shameless PR stunts, 60-foot billboards of Ryan Gosling’s abs and the trollied distributors’ intern who’s trying to get off with Harvey Weinstein.

Review: The Dictator

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He’s the one who everybody secretly roots for; Sacha Baron Cohen is like that kid in school who says what everyone else in the class is thinking. He’s the one you watch in covert anticipation, waiting for more antics. In his latest film, Cohen takes political incorrectness to a whole new level. We follow General Aladeen of Wadiya, a composite character based on various figures of oppression, most obviously Saddam and Gaddafi. Aladeen falls into difficulty when his advisor Tamir (Sir Ben Kingsley) attempts to usurp his position with the help of the dictator’s look-alike body double. Times are made particularly hard for Aladeen when his beard is removed during torture in America leaving the Wadiyan dictator virtually unrecognisable and fighting to retain his leadership.

Somehow not only does Cohen illustrate our times perfectly with the odd Justin Bieber reference, an Apple store techie, and the sporting of a rather fetching US onesie; he also gets us rooting for ‘the beloved oppressor’. Particularly laugh-out-loud moments include Aladeen’s approach to rude customers – most notably an overweight boy in his friend Zoey’s (Anna Faris) shop – and a hilarious encounter with two tourists on a helicopter flight who are convinced of an impending terrorist attack. As ever, filmgoers will respond in one of two ways to this movie: either they will rant at the inappropriateness of it all or they will declare it complete genius. And despite its slightly controversial premise, this film is certainly clever, not only in terms of extracting comedy from an on-going political issue but also in terms of the questions Cohen prompts regarding the position of the US and the morality behind intervention to end dictatorships.

This is a comedy with an edge, thought-provoking in its own way but entertaining; backed up by performances from Anna Faris (Scary Movie 4, Friends Season 10) who takes on the cause-crazed, organic-loving feminist role brilliantly and Sir Ben Kingsley who sets Cohen up for his great comic moments. There’s even a Megan Fox cameo in there too. Funny, current and controversial once again: Cohen’s exceeded himself. It would seem no one’s safe from his ridicule. The big question is, who’s next?