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Preview : The Activist

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art-political thriller, part-domestic drama, part-farcical comedy, The Activist is a demanding play for its audience. The play follows a terrorist cell of five environmental activists — a ‘little circle of confidantes’ – whose relationships are complicated not only by strained marriages and whispers of infidelity, but by the existence of a mole.  The premise, which mixes terrorism and family intrigue, bomb ploys and baby toys, is very ambitious. It would be easy to imagine, in the wrong hands, the story losing its way and its audience, resulting in the carnage and confusion that the play takes as its central theme. However, it must be said that, on a scene by scene level, the clarity and power of the Rob Williams’ language ensures that this piece of new writing never gets stuck in the mire, that audiences are never left behind. The intertextual relationship with Seneca’s Medea is clever and understated, adding an extra layer of interest to the script.   
There is a lot here which wouldn’t be out of place in a script written by a seasoned professional; however, the writing was far more compelling during dialogue, which was unfailingly subtle, witty and leant well to characterisation, than during the sections of monologue which, in their attempts to be somewhat lyrical and emotive, sadly ended up a bit tangled, mixing metaphors jarringly and relying on overdone alliteration at the expense of clarity. 
The characters in this play are very strong. Freddy, whose tendency to exaggerate and geeky turns of phrase produce some fantastic moments, is played by an energetic Richard O’Brien. Nouran Koriem is impressive as the stoical and absent Adele, and William Davies is particularly convincing as Mikhail. The portrayal of children, admittedly genuinely difficult, sometimes fails to convince (perhaps a fault of the occasional blip in the script — at one point an otherwise amazingly eloquent young girl talks to her mother about ‘the thing you call a… baby?’). Some performers could also be accused of occasionally getting carried away during monologues, though generally everyone found the perfect balance between humour and seriousness which seems to characterise Williams’ approach. 
The venue, the confidentially small Frewin Undercroft, brings a furtiveness which complements the detailed, homely set design, as well as Ashleigh Wheeler’s minimalist staging. The visuals are perfectly suited to a play which combines domestic strife with darker political machinations. Though the plot is convoluted, mature and unobtrusive staging helps the audience to negotiate its twists and turns, without patronising with flamboyant pointers. A thoroughly enjoyable, impressively written play.        

Part-political thriller, part-domestic drama, part-farcical comedy, The Activist is a demanding play for its audience. The play follows a terrorist cell of five environmental activists — a ‘little circle of confidantes’ – whose relationships are complicated not only by strained marriages and whispers of infidelity, but by the existence of a mole.  The premise, which mixes terrorism and family intrigue, bomb ploys and baby toys, is very ambitious. It would be easy to imagine, in the wrong hands, the story losing its way and its audience, resulting in the carnage and confusion that the play takes as its central theme. However, it must be said that, on a scene by scene level, the clarity and power of the Rob Williams’ language ensures that this piece of new writing never gets stuck in the mire, that audiences are never left behind. The intertextual relationship with Seneca’s Medea is clever and understated, adding an extra layer of interest to the script.

  There is a lot here which wouldn’t be out of place in a script written by a seasoned professional; however, the writing was far more compelling during dialogue, which was unfailingly subtle, witty and leant well to characterisation, than during the sections of monologue which, in their attempts to be somewhat lyrical and emotive, sadly ended up a bit tangled, mixing metaphors jarringly and relying on overdone alliteration at the expense of clarity. 

The characters in this play are very strong. Freddy, whose tendency to exaggerate and geeky turns of phrase produce some fantastic moments, is played by an energetic Richard O’Brien. Nouran Koriem is impressive as the stoical and absent Adele, and William Davies is particularly convincing as Mikhail. The portrayal of children, admittedly genuinely difficult, sometimes fails to convince (perhaps a fault of the occasional blip in the script — at one point an otherwise amazingly eloquent young girl talks to her mother about ‘the thing you call a… baby?’). Some performers could also be accused of occasionally getting carried away during monologues, though generally everyone found the perfect balance between humour and seriousness which seems to characterise Williams’ approach. 

The venue, the confidentially small Frewin Undercroft, brings a furtiveness which complements the detailed, homely set design, as well as Ashleigh Wheeler’s minimalist staging. The visuals are perfectly suited to a play which combines domestic strife with darker political machinations. Though the plot is convoluted, mature and unobtrusive staging helps the audience to negotiate its twists and turns, without patronising with flamboyant pointers. A thoroughly enjoyable, impressively written play.        

4 STARS

Judging Cuppers

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I saw two plays as a judge in Drama Cuppers this year: Jesus’ Cockfosters and Corpus’ James and the Giant Peach. Cockfosters was a 15 minute, two-hander piece of new writing, so a very bold choice for cuppers; the writing had a lot of potential and we tried in the feedback session to encourage them to expand it and turn it into a full-length play. At this stage, though, it was a little bit rough around the edges: it had some of the tell tales of clichéd student writing, with a few too many ‘fucks’ and some cringeworthy, unconvincing slaps, but there was a raw energy that shone through.

I saw two plays as a judge in Drama Cuppers this year: Jesus’ Cockfosters and Corpus’ James
and the Giant Peach. Cockfosters was a 15 minute, two-hander piece of new writing, so a very
bold choice for cuppers; the writing had a lot of potential and we tried in the feedback session to
encourage them to expand it and turn it into a full-length play. At this stage, though, it was a little
bit rough around the edges: it had some of the tell-tales of clichéd student writing, with a few
too many ‘fucks’ and some cringeworthy, unconvincing slaps, but there was a raw energy that
shone through.
James was a wonderful experience, very much in the ‘Spirit of Cuppers’, full of passion and
humour, with amazing performances by the insects. In the case of James the best advice that
the judges had for the group was the need to tighten up the blocking and the speed of some of
the central sections, especially one scene between the spider and James which tried to change
the generally light-hearted tone and wasn’t quite successful.
The best thing, though, about James was the audience participation: clearly Corpus had turned
out in force to support the performance – one advantage of a larger cast being the greater
chance of knowing everyone in your year – and they were loving it. It really improves the feel for
the judges if the audience is enthusiastic, and all four of us walked out in high spirits; moreover,
a successful cuppers play tends to be one that makes us laugh, that entertains; it’s never easy
to develop the emotional intensity for a darker or more serious piece in the 25-30 minutes that
most cuppers plays take, and especially difficult in half that time, which definitely contributed to
the slightly bewildering emotional journey that Cockfosters demanded from its audience.
One of the most enjoyable parts of being a judge at cuppers is the feedback sessions – the cast
always need a bit of reassurance that they really have got potential, as both of our casts did,
and it’s great fun to meet the director and writer, who often have a very different perspective on
things from the cast: more cynical, exhausted and emotional, generally. I hope we’ll see much
more from those involved in both these plays, and I expect great things, if their first toe-dips into
the mad world of Oxford drama is anything to go by.

James and the Giant Peach was a wonderful experience, very much in the ‘Spirit of Cuppers’, full of passion and humour, with amazing performances by the insects. In the case of James the best advice that the judges had for the group was the need to tighten up the speed of some of the central sections. This was particularly true in one scene between the spider and James which tried to change the generally light-hearted tone and wasn’t quite successful.

The best thing, though, about James was the audience participation: clearly Corpus had turned out in force to support the performance – one advantage of a larger cast being the greater chance of knowing everyone in your year – and they were loving it. It really improves the feel for the judges if the audience is enthusiastic, and all four of us walked out in high spirits; moreover, a successful cuppers play tends to be one that makes us laugh, that entertains; it’s never easy to develop the emotional intensity for a darker or more serious piece in the 25-30 minutes that most cuppers plays take, and especially difficult in half that time, which definitely contributed to the slightly bewildering emotional journey that Cockfosters demanded from its audience.

One of the most enjoyable parts of being a judge at cuppers is the feedback sessions – the cast always need a bit of reassurance that they really have got potential, as both of our casts did, and it’s great fun to meet the director and writer, who often have a very different perspective on things from the cast: more cynical, exhausted and emotional, generally. I hope we’ll see much more from those involved in both these plays, and I expect great things, if their first toe-dips into the mad world of Oxford drama is anything to go by.

1Q84: Lost in translation?

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I was at Blackwells at nine o’clock on the release date of 1Q84, the newly translated trilogy by Haruki Murakami, the popular Japanese novelist who had the odds of 8/1 on this year’s Nobel Prize in Literature, which eventually went to the Swedish poet Tomas Tranströmer.

Size matters. Long books inevitably lend themselves to being trumped out as a ‘magnum opus’ (Which raises the question: if the author is alive, how do we know that a bigger, more magnum opus won’t come along?). I have finally come to the novel conclusion that this is a publishing gimmick to make people like me flock to much-heralded books like some to the hope of apocalypse.

The narrative of 1Q84 is split between two protagonists: Aomame, a woman with a blank emotional life, a taste for vengeance, and a talent for killing, and Tengo, a maths teacher-cum-fiction writer. Aomame enters the parallel reality she calls 1Q84, characterized by two moons, by climbing down an emergency expressway stairwell. Tengo is asked by a friend to rewrite a poorly written novella called Air Chrysalis, written by a 17 year old girl for a young writers’ competition. But Fuka-Eri is not an ordinary girl; she’s the survivor of a powerful cult, Sakigake. And Air Chrysalis, with its two moons, cult setting, and malevolent and unexplained Little People, begins to look less and less like fiction.

The narrative pace alternates between the page-turning surge of a pot-boiler (perhaps the after effect of Murakami translating Raymond Chandler into Japanese) and the sort of listless uneventful narrative which only works if your prose sparkles. Unfortunately, Murakami’s prose doesn’t. From the beginning of the novel I was struck by the awkwardness and hollowness of his style. Take this excerpt:

‘How many people could recognize Janácek’s Sinfonietta? Probably somewhere between ‘very few’ and ‘almost none’. But for some reason Aomame was one of those who could.’

I can’t tell whether this is what happens when colloquial Westernized Japanese is translated into English; or if Murakami is just a poor stylist. The syntax is flat, the sentences full of truisms and lazy qualifiers like ‘probably’, ‘kind of’, ‘sometimes’. The dialogue is forced and blank, with the exception, perhaps, of Tengo’s cynical publisher, and Sakigake’s Leader, who spins his own web  around Aomame. Aomame betrays the familiar Murakamiesque gullibility and has ‘no choice but to believe fundamentally in what he had said. He was no fanatic, and dying people do not lie.’

Magical realism is too strong a term for the gentle defamiliarisation of Murakami’s worlds. His characters are loners who see reality aslant and are startled by its strangeness. This is one of his fiction’s greatest strengths: the bizarre and unsettling elements of narrative which unite reader and character in trying to decipher the strange cryptograms embedded in the mildly surrealistic world and the oddity of being a part of it.

Murakami is known for studding his fiction with Western references. Lois Sage, a Japanologist from Harris Manchester College, told me that when Murakami was first published in Japan, the page – with kanji (Japanese characters) interrupted by katakana (phoneticized representations of Western loan words) – looked like a ‘quilt’. 1Q84‘s allusions are unsettlingly profuse: to beer, baseball and coffee culture, to Dinesen, the Western Schism, Kafka, Bach, Proust, Copernicus, Sibelius, and Orwell. One wonders if Japanese readers resent these constant references.

The readers and critics of Tengo and Fuka-Eri’s Air Chrysalis are as ‘a bunch of dismayed-looking people clutching at colourful flotation rings…in a large pool full of question marks.’ This is not unlike my experience of 1Q84: anticipating a modern masterpiece I found instead an uneven work that was both thrilling and boring. It ends with a painfully conventional conclusion that also leaves the door vaguely open to the possibility of more of the world of Air Chrysalis. On balance, I would probably stand in line for that one too.

Cult Books: Catch-22

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What can I say about Catch-22? Well first off, it’s clever. Very clever. This book has one of the most complex, confusing, but ultimately satisfying plot structures of anything that I’ve ever read. The story is told out of sequence from multiple perspectives, with more plot and meaning gradually imparted as the novel progresses – it seems random at first, like an iPod audiobook on shuffle, but that makes sticking with it all the more rewarding. A naked man mentioned offhand in one chapter may not be explained for another hundred pages, but when he is the payoff is all the better due to the build-up from its repeated mentions on previous pages.

Each perspective offers a fresh angle on events, leading to greater understanding, different points of view or even just a really good punchline. This brings up another great thing about this book – it’s hilarious. Honestly, before I read Catch-22 I didn’t realise that literature could be funny, but this book had me cracking up in almost every chapter. The surreal and satirical style is fantastic and often quite pythonesque, but even if that’s not your cup of tea there are some great gags in there. Quite often, the jokes are used to make a serious point, like the ‘Catch-22’ of the title – the circular logic that binds the men to the military (which I won’t ruin here for anyone who hasn’t read the book).

Catch-22 does have a serious side – major themes of sanity, religion, heroism, death, personal integrity, the absurdity and bureaucracy of war and greed are all explored and often skewered within its pages. Take mess officer Milo Minderbinder – his pursuit of profit leads him to run missions (through his business) for the Germans as well as the US military, culminating in a bizarre sequence where he organizes a bombing of his own airbase, resulting in the deaths of many of his colleagues. This black humour continues through the rest of the book, the story becoming noticeably darker as it progresses. The horrors and deaths inherent to war are shown quite starkly, and this is all the more affecting due to the playful style of the book. These characters are ridiculous and funny, yet their deaths are tragic and seem real. This could undo the cheerful nature of the humour, but the narrative does end with a kind of joyful optimism that offers great relief, leaving the reader enriched rather than depressed.

Reading Catch-22 was a turning point for me: it was one of the first books I ever read that was written for adults, having assumed that any kind of sophisticated literature would be boring. If it wasn’t for this book then I wouldn’t have started reading more widely, wouldn’t have applied to do English at Oxford and wouldn’t be writing this article. Honestly, you should read it. Come for the laughs, but stay for the meaning. No catch.

Noughts and Crosses – Director’s Blog Week Five

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This week has been hectic to say the least and today was no exception to what is beginning to look like the rule of chaos that is running through my life. 

Basically, the first act of Noughts and Crosses is comprised of scenes involving the McGregor family and it has been really hard finding times when all the actors playing McGregor family members are free. Like a comet shooting through the sky, this morning was one of those rare occasions and I took full advantage of it by rehearsing every single scene in which the family are together in Act One. It was the first time that all the McGregor family were together for a rehearsal and with less than two weeks to go until opening night, my fears turned into excitement.

My nerves were not simmered down for long though: all the logistical, technical stuff that goes way over my head was brought up in the meeting with the LMH Simpkins Lee Theatre people. Along with the lack of marketing that we’ve done so far, and with only a full week to go before the performance dates, I was reminded that there is no rest for the wicked indeed. As long as everything logistical is prepared now, leaving time for any annoying nitty-gritty things to be dealt with next week, then all should be well. After the meeting, they let us look around the theatre: when I stood on the stage and looked up at the auditorium it all started to sink in- in a good butterflies-in-stomach way that is. Although the stage is a lot smaller than I anticipated, the projection screen is massive and will be great for all the pre-filmed scenes- size does matter in this instance.

G and Ds have agreed to make a special ice-cream flavour for the play: after a very short moment of deliberation with the friendly G & Ds guy Marcus, we decided on white chocolate with dark chocolate chips. I’ve never tasted white chocolate ice-cream before and anyone else who is a white-chocolate virgin should come and check out the play just for the ice-cream alone! Plus, if bad reviews and low ticket sales make the production a failure, at least I’ll have some comfort food to help ease the pain. Touch wood, fingers crossed etc. 

Practical and stylish?

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We are students. We carry textbooks, laptops, phones, stationery – a whole lot of stuff. Bags are therefore a necessity, and when all else fails on a rainy Monday morning a great bag can also be your fashion saviour. There are two main options when practicality and style have to work together: rucksack or satchel? Thankfully, this winter fashion has blurred the lines, making it almost impossible to get it wrong.

First the rucksack. Choosing one of these used to align your style with hikers, 12 year old school children, and the uber-practical office worker (my Dad). There are those who can pull off the sports style rucksack well, in an ultra-cool practical way. For someone scared of getting it wrong, the standard rucksack is not to be laughed at. However, fashion has decided to get in on the act and, for those desiring a little more style, the rucksack just got exciting.

This season we have black or tan leather rucksacks with a drawstring style top and flap, the canvas look in neutral tones, and even felt has made a surprising appearance, although staying away from the velvet is a good idea if you don’t want to be gimmicky. Urban Outfitters have some particularly striking and reasonably affordable ‘tribal’ printed versions, or you can always check out the old stalwart, Topshop.

However, if the rucksack is a little too practical for your tastes, you can opt for the satchel. Popular with students (and tutors) for years it has in most recent years been striking out in the fashion arena, and it can’t be beaten for its touch of class. Girls you can be dainty and pick up a lady-like satchel from Urban Outfitters which has a great range of different satchel styles. I particularly love the jewel-toned suede offerings – a great option for something a little less safe. Looking local, try the Covered Market for an outlet selling great quality Leather Satchel Company gems. Their classic shapes are the perfect base for playing with colour from neon to two-tone. You can play it safe with blacks and tans, but shades of red from tomato to raspberry really brighten up a dreary winter outfit.

You could go all out and sport a massive briefcase style satchel which should last you forever, and after months of bashing it about it’ll look even better. It needs to look as if you just stole it from your last tutorial, but instead try charity shops, eBay or the vintage section on Etsy for the real deal.

Rucksack or satchel is by no means the only choice. You can attempt, as some do, the oversized handbag, mixing Oxford life and home, but this ignores the great olive branch fashion has offered us this winter. For once, practicality and fashion are mixing – use it wisely!

Science tickles Pinker

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Thursday night, and the Sheldonian is packed out. People jostle for seats and chatter in anticipation. Suddenly, a hush descends, and an immaculately dressed man with wild, curly grey hair walks out, taking his position on a small podium.

This is not the conductor of an orchestra, about to wave his baton and stir strings and brass into life: it is Steven Pinker, the famous scientist and linguist, and the crowd have come to hear him talk about his new book, The Better Angels of Our Nature. In a broad American accent he presents a summary of the book, joking with the audience about the fact that the ‘do your own thing’ ethos of the 1960s probably caused an increase in murders as a large number of people’s ‘thing’ turned out to be violent crime.

Afterwards, I am surprised to see people lining up to have their photos taken with him, like a rock star. Pinker is not alone: science authors are starting to be treated like celebrities (well, c-listers), increasingly being chosen to present the television tie-ins for their own books and generally breaking out of the lecture hall and into the public domain. But is there a cost to this? How much do populist books about ‘academic’ topics actually teach us?  Like many, I am an inveterate reader of nonfiction.

The whole thing boils down to the fantastically fallacious idea that I am somehow improving myself by learning how Oppenheimer didn’t actually quote the Bhagavad Gita as he tested the first atomic bomb but instead said something along the lines of “Holy Shit!”. Or how massively dense rotating neutron stars can beam pulses of radiation in our direction that keep time better than an atomic clock.

Of course, none of this will ever be of the slightest use except as an incredibly dull replacement for actual conversation, of the sort that occurs at formal halls, awkward first (and last) dates and drinks events that you only went to because they were free. The problem is that you almost never get enough depth to be able to have an actual conversation about the topic of the book.

General knowledge is very much overrated, particularly in a place like Oxford where expressing an opinion on almost anything without actually being the world’s foremost expert on it is likely to expose you as the posing charlatan you are.

However, it is not yet time to put away A Brief History of Time and pick up the Mills & Boon. There are some books that bridge the gap between casual knowledge hunting and academic rigour; that you can read and that will actually change the way you think about the world. The Better Angels of Our Nature is one such gem. At 696 pages plus another 75 of references, it is difficult to imagine a more comprehensive source on the subject matter, which is itself both fascinating and engagingly presented.

The book describes in exhaustive detail how, contrary to the apparent glut of bloodshed we hear of daily, violence has been declining over the history of human society as we have developed progressively more powerful mechanisms to control and dissipate aggression.

We ought to accept that, most of the time, reading popular science books is as much for pleasure as is picking up a trashy paperback and should be entered into with the same gleeful sense of guilt. Just please, for the love of Dawkins, don’t bother with The God Delusion.

5 Minute Masterclass: Anna Span

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What is the thought process behind your independent female-centred reaction to misogynist mainstream pornography?

I think pornography is often misunderstood. Obviously there are some very misogynistic people out there that tell only a particular male point of view. My argument has always been that different people should be entitled to different points of view. The trouble is that the female point of view is often missing. The way you fight hate speech is with more speech – you don’t censor it. And I think a lot of pornography is not the extreme material that the anti-porn movement often highlights. It takes so little account of the fact that the whole thing is based around pleasure. As film directors, we are saying that this is a performance that should be treated with separate rules.

 

So is there political intent behind your work?

I wanted to be a feminist filmmaker before I took on pornography and the way I’ve felt since graduating from Central Saint Martins has been that campaigning against bad pornography is not useful at all for feminist filmmaking. Instead I want to make something for women that will expand their own imaginary landscapes.

I am very political and in fact was the 2010 Liberal Democrat candidate for Gravesham. It does remain an important strand in my output. When I moved into a Southwark council estate I was inspired to make a film called Hug a Hoodie.  I think we have seen a real backlash from the Conservative government over pornography. I am setting up a website, weconsent.org, that aims to present the sex industry realistically for opinion formers – journalists and politicians. We need to move away from the rhetoric of the 1980s and prevent moral panics. Nothing is going to change the fact that the horse has bolted and pornography is here to stay. The government’s move towards an internet service provider opt-in system will do nothing to stop underage people accessing pornography.

 

How does the creative process play out in your films?

It’s a very fluid thing, much like documentary filmmaking. I will start off with a specific inspiration. For instance with my film Pound a Punnet, I was walking down London’s Berwick Street and noticing all these really sassy women working in the market. From there I will think through various variations and put in reality checks that tie the film to its location. So in my films Southwark Sugar and Hoxton Honey I would make sure to put the White Cube in and other local details. It’s a very flexible process right up until the day of the shoot. Often an actor will be replaced at the last minute and I will be faced with a domineering rather than submissive actor. I will have to go away on the morning of the shoot and rewrite the whole thing in my head. From the very first film that I made at Central Saint Martins in 1997, I have engaged with the problem of the script. You can’t have a script in pornography, where it is much more about capturing the moment.

 

Is it possible to inject a feminist aesthetic into pornography?

The way that I define myself is that I take a female-empowered point of view in my work. Nothing can’t be done from a female perspective. An important flavouring in my films is how women are shot such that they are in control. I am very keen on re-inserting a female-centred camera angle back into pornography. A great emphasis on reality is also an important part of feminist pornography. My film Hand of the Law for example was police-themed and so I made sure to get realistic police outfits from the same outfitters used by The Bill, and used locations to make some very realistic stories, mostly.

Anne’s excite fans in Halloween thriller

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St. Anne’s 3rds travelled across town to battle against Magdalen 2nds in a game that had more ghouls than sense. Yet despite the match ending 10-4, the contest will be best remembered for Anne’s hauntingly accurate rendition of Michael Jackson’s ‘Thriller’ during the pre-match warm-up. One spectator described it as “More blood-curdlingly terrifying than the Haka” whilst a petrified old man walking his dog added that he ‘could have sworn MJ himself was leading the dance”.

Unfortunately for Anne’s, they were unable to transform from their zombie-like forms and carried the horror show with them onto the pitch, finding their defence slashed to pieces in the early stages.

Magdalen’s elusive Tarquin netted five ghouls before the break, before Anne’s Captain Ollie Waring tricked his own defence and treated the opposition with a frighteningly well finished sixth. Chris Lim spooked Magdalen with a spine-tingling consolation, before celebrating by running around in a soon-to-be typical fashion with a pumpkin helmet on his head.

Yet despite being dead, buried and 6-1 down at half time, St. Anne’s refused to give in, rising from the grave and resurrecting their previous form throughout the second half. Under the dim light of the full moon, the 3rds transformed from an uncoordinated bunch of boys to werewolf beasts in a matter of minutes.

Bone-crunching tackles flew in across the pitch, transmogrifying the Magdalen players from vampire lords to rattling skeletons of their former selves as the 3rds started to dominate. The immortal spirit of Matt Waller haunted the park, adding two ghouls; the pick of the bunch being a decapitating strike which almost sent the ghoulkeeper into the afterlife.

Mutated into a forward role, Dan ‘Voodoo’ Nichol injected all the pins, mummifying the Magdalen defence before slicing them apart with scything through balls. A series of bewitching passes then allowed Alex Cavell to ghost through the Magdalen back line, unleashing a daemon calcitration into the top corner for Anne’s fourth.

Anne’s passionate spectres were in great voice on the sideline, ‘wheeey-ing’ every pass Anne’s made, successful or not. Chants as gutsy as ‘8-4 and you still won’t sing’ and the infamous ‘Big Bang’s on the shirt’ provided unerring motivation to the 3rds’ players, whilst sounding more like a banshee’s wail to the dispirited Magdalen faithful.

Yet despite camping in Magdalen’s half, Anne’s defensive nightmare continued, with Howard Jones and Matt Prior burning themselves at the stake with two more well taken own ghouls.

The match ended 10-4, yet despite the scoreline it was the Anne’s players who left the park with their heads held high and a spring in their step. Magdalen, the dominant team for much of the match, were demoralised and disconsolate by the end, as if the grim reaper himself was following them back into the changing room. From start to finish, Anne’s personified everything the fourth reserve league exemplifies: fun, humour, passion and a never-give-up attitude, whilst at the same time providing everyone who wanted to play with the opportunity to. Magdalen may have walked away with a 10-4 statistic in their favour, but Anne’s claimed just about every other victory possible.

The magic of the Cuppers

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On Friday of fourth week, the latest installment of JCR Football Cuppers – one of the oldest knock-out football tournaments in the world – kicked off in earnest. For 90 minutes college footballers across Oxford were able to escape their humdrum lives of lectures, labs and libraries with one shared aspiration: a place in the final and in the history books.

On Friday of fourth week, the latest installment of JCR Football Cuppers – one of the oldest knock-out football tournaments in the world – kicked off in earnest. For 90 minutes college footballers across Oxford were able to escape their humdrum lives of lectures, labs and libraries with one shared aspiration: a place in the final and in the history books.
At the end of Hilary term the finalists will battle it out on the carpet of Iffley Road in front of hundreds of spectators. This is an alluring prospect for players normally watched by an old man and his dog. The final of Cuppers is the pinnacle of an college football career, and as such all teams will strive to emulate the achievements of Worcester and New from last season.
Cuppers is a great leveller. Like the FA Cup it can pit the lowliest third division side against Premier League big dogs. The Havant and Waterloovilles of college sport, used to competing on pitches more resemblant of marshland, who play a form of the game closer to a combination of pinball and tennis, and for whom kicking the shins of their opposition is a legitimate tackle, can line up against the Manchester Uniteds of this collegiate system. If the favoured side don’t fancy it, the underdog will exploit this.
Worcester are overwhelming favourites for this year, having experienced glory last year and with a team consisting of about nine Blues. They also received a suspicious bye through to the second round. Look out for the likes of last seasons beaten finalists New and other Premier League contenders such as Teddy Hall too.
Worcester should not pop the champagne corks just yet however. Knock-out football can still produce some magic. A lesser team can park the proverbial bus in front of their goal and nick a cheeky winner in injury time. They can hang on for the lottery of the penalty shootout. In the first round Balliol, of the third tier, mauled a Merton-Mansfield side supposedly two leagues above them. For JCR teams who are better than their league position suggests, Cuppers is an opportunity to make a statement.
The teams left in the competition can dare to dream. Win the next round and it’s quarter-final time. A few more and you’re in the final with hundreds of adoring fans chanting your name. A scrappy final with few chances ensues. It’s 0-0 and you step up to take the decisive penalty…
College footballers can dream of this, but lets face it, Worcester will probably win it again. 

At the end of Hilary term the finalists will battle it out on the carpet of Iffley Road in front of hundreds of spectators. This is an alluring prospect for players normally watched by an old man and his dog. The final of Cuppers is the pinnacle of an college football career, and as such all teams will strive to emulate the achievements of Worcester and New from last season.

Cuppers is a great leveller. Like the FA Cup it can pit the lowliest third division side against Premier League big dogs. The Havant and Waterloovilles of college sport, used to competing on pitches more resemblant of marshland, who play a form of the game closer to a combination of pinball and tennis, and for whom kicking the shins of their opposition is a legitimate tackle, can line up against the Manchester Uniteds of this collegiate system. If the favoured side don’t fancy it, the underdog will exploit this.

Worcester are overwhelming favourites for this year, having experienced glory last year and with a team consisting of about nine Blues. They also received a suspicious bye through to the second round. Look out for the likes of last season’s beaten finalists New and other Premier League contenders such as Teddy Hall too.

Worcester should not pop the champagne corks just yet however. Knock-out football can still produce some magic. A lesser team can park the proverbial bus in front of their goal and nick a cheeky winner in injury time. They can hang on for the lottery of the penalty shootout. In the first round Balliol, of the third tier, mauled a Merton-Mansfield side supposedly two leagues above them. For JCR teams who are better than their league position suggests, Cuppers is an opportunity to make a statement.

The teams left in the competition can dare to dream. Win the next round and it’s quarter-final time. A few more and you’re in the final with hundreds of adoring fans chanting your name. A scrappy final with few chances ensues. It’s 0-0 and you step up to take the decisive penalty…

College footballers can dream of this, but lets face it, Worcester will probably win it again.