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Review: Jay-Z & Kanye West – Watch the Throne

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Album titles are often throwaways: Destroyer’s Dan Bejar has admitted he just picks words to look pleasing on the sleeve. But sometimes they are laden with meaning: you didn’t need to hear Joni Mitchell’s Blue to guess the gist; Sonic Youth’s Daydream Nation was the diagnosis for a decade. So when Jay-Z and Kanye West dubbed their mythical alliance Watch the Throne, they implied it would be an exercise in setting the bar.

The hype surrounding this release was by no means ex nihilo: it was fed by the gilded cover art, the pop-up store in Manhattan, the exorbitant samples, the exhaustive roster of production credits and features. Here were the two biggest MCs in the game bestowing upon us proof of their firm grip on the aforementioned throne (jointly-held though it may be).

To succeed on these terms is nigh impossible: My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy managed, but it could only have been a product of West alone. Despite this, the optimists wished for something more from Watch the Throne than name-drops of Dolce and Louis; we got worse: Louboutin and Hublot. This streak of hip hop – mid-austerity no less – manages to find a level of materialistic gloating previously unknown. The most jarring disconnect comes on ‘Murder to Excellence’, a purported homage to inner-city homicide – “314 soldiers died in Iraq, 509 died in Chicago” – suddenly interrupted by Jay-Z’s debauched interlude: “It’s a celebration of black excellence, black tie, black Maybachs.”

The cynics were right of course: what else could you have possibly expected from such a team-up? Taken knowingly, Watch the Throne is a mildly enjoyable slice of boast-rap. Skipping the built-for-billboard ‘Lift Off’ (on which Beyoncé’s admittedly considerable talents are mostly wasted) and the crass braggadocio of ‘Gotta Have It’, it’s fairly solid in its own run-of-the-mill fashion. The album even occasionally impresses, with standouts like first single ‘Otis’ (that absurdly includes the late Redding in as a ‘feature’) and the surprisingly candid fatherhood worries of the RZA-produced ‘New Day’. All eyes may still be on the throne, but its gild is beginning to flake.

Oxford students bring help to riot victims

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Two Oxford students last week personally transported donations to victims of riots in south London.

Matt Barrett, a third year PPE student at Christ Church and JCR President last year, drove a vanload of donations from Oxford to Croydon last Friday. He was accompanied by his girlfriend, Chloe Mills, who also reads PPE at Christ Church.

Having been motivated into action by the #Riotcleanup campaign on Twitter, Barrett told residents of Oxford that he intended to make collections from four points around the city on Friday night, and asked them to donate anything useful which they had.

He used the Freecycle Network, a website which allows users to give up items which they no longer want or need without throwing them away.

Barrett claims to have been blown away by the people of Oxford’s generosity. He told Cherwell this week, “The response was overwhelming, and people came out of the woodwork to donate clothes, toiletries, books, children’s toys, etc.

“We hired a van from Streetcar for a few hours and got in touch with Croydon Council. They’d arranged a storage unit in a shopping mall so we were able to trek down at about 9pm and drop the donation off.”

He added that the operation was a team effort. “Chloe organised most of the donations while I sorted the logistics. She also dealt with my temper when we got lost in Croydon!”

He described the grim atmosphere in south London following heavy violence and looting earlier in the week, saying: “Croydon itself was a wreck. Most of the high street was burnt or boarded up and there were hoards of police officers everywhere.” 

But he claimed that the night’s work was an uplifting experience, saying: “I was bowled over by how helpful people were; the whole clean up campaign has been the best of British.”

Merton reclaims Norrington Table top spot

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Merton College has achieved first place in the 2010-11 Norrington Table, the annual ranking which lists Oxford colleges according to finalists’ results. Merton has come first in seven out of the last ten Norrington Tables, making it by far the most successful college in recent times.

Merton is followed by Christ Church – up from 7th place last year – and New, up from 5th place.

Magdalen, which topped last year’s table, has dropped three places to 4th, while Corpus Christi, 2nd place last year, has dropped to 15th in this year’s ranking.

The biggest improvement has been made by Mansfield, which was second to last in 2009-10, but has risen 17 places to 12th in this year’s table. Meanwhile, Oriel, 11th place last year, is second to last in this year’s rankings. Harris Manchester is in last place, marking the eighth time in the last decade that it has claimed the bottom position.

The Norrington Table is created by awarding points to each student according to their results in Finals – 5 points for a 1st Class degree; 3 points for a 2:1; 2 points for a 2:2, and 1 point for a 3rd. To compensate for the varying size of colleges, the total number of points is divided by that college’s virtual “perfect score” (i.e. what the college would have scored if every finalist had achieved a 1st), and expressed as a percentage.

The table released this week is based on interim figures; the final table will be compiled in September, once any appeals have been settled.

The University stressed on Tuesday that the Norrington Table is not necessarily a reliable indication of college ranking, saying: “It should be noted when interpreting the data that the number of students per college is relatively small and the rankings are therefore of limited statistical significance.”

The Norrington Table as it currently stands is as follows:

1. Merton 75.06% 
2. Christ Church 73.94% 
3. New 73.93% 
4. Magdalen 73.62% 
5. Hertford 73.52% 
6. Worcester 73.22%
7. Wadham 72.85% 
8. Jesus 71.79% 
9. Exeter 70.89% 
10. St John’s 70.74% 
11. Brasenose 70.72% 11
12. Mansfield 70.00% 12
= Pembroke 70.00% 12
= University 70.00% 12
15. Corpus Christi 69.86% 15
16. Lincoln 69.20% 16
17. Trinity 68.84% 17
18. Balliol 68.27% 18
19. Keble 68.00% 19
20. St Anne’s 68.00% 19
21. St Hilda’s 68.00% 19 
22. Queen’s 67.64% 22
23. St Hugh’s 67.38% 23 
24. Somerville 67.27% 24
25. LMH 67.07% 25
26. St Catherine’s 66.41% 26
27. St Edmund Hall 66.24% 27
28. St Peter’s 65.86% 28
29. Oriel 65.58% 29 
30. Harris Manchester 60.00% 30

1. Merton 75.06% 

2. Christ Church 73.94% 

3. New 73.93% 

4. Magdalen 73.62% 

5. Hertford 73.52% 

6. Worcester 73.22%

7. Wadham 72.85% 

8. Jesus 71.79% 

9. Exeter 70.89% 

10. St John’s 70.74% 

11. Brasenose 70.72%

12. Mansfield 70.00% 

  Pembroke 70.00% 

  University 70.00% 

15. Corpus Christi 69.86% 

16. Lincoln 69.20% 

17. Trinity 68.84% 

18. Balliol 68.27% 

19. Keble 68.00% 

20. St Anne’s 68.00%

21. St Hilda’s 68.00%

22. Queen’s 67.64%

23. St Hugh’s 67.38%

24. Somerville 67.27%

25. LMH 67.07%

26. St Catherine’s 66.41%

27. St Edmund Hall 66.24%

28. St Peter’s 65.86%

29. Oriel 65.58%

30. Harris Manchester 60.00%

 

The £60,000,000 Drop

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With the Cesc Fàbregas Transfer Circus finally at an end and French international Samir Nasri expected to follow the Spaniard out of the Emirates Stadium doors in the coming days, Arsenal’s midfield has suffered a huge blow. Whilst their departures will be, to some extent, softened by the emergence of young hopefuls Jack Wilshere and Aaron Ramsey, the possible £60,000,000 generated from the combined transfer of both players provides Arsenal manager Arsène Wenger with the opportunity to both reinforce and redefine a midfield which has lost not only valuable experience but, above all, a leader.

 

Jádson (Shakhtar Donetsk)

Compact, composed and plenty of attacking intent – the Brazilian fits the Fàbregas mould. At 27, he boasts a wealth of European – having played over 150 games for the Ukrainian club, making numerous Champions League appearances and acting as the pivotal figure behind the clubs success in the 2009 UEFA Cup Final – and international experience, recently breaking into Mano Menezes’s Brazilian set-up at this summer’s Copa America held in Argentina. The Ukrainian Premier League is well under way; therefore the former Atlético Paranaense star will not be short of match fitness. With the Ukrainian giants playing a similar 4-3-2-1 formation to the Gunners, with Jádson the central attacking midfielder of the midfield three, the Brazilian will have no problems adapting to Wenger’s tactics.

 

Juan Mata (Valencia)

A graduate of Real Madrid’s youth academy, the highly rated Spanish midfielder has grown in stature since securing a move to Valencia in 2007. Adept with the ball and boasting an excellent turn of pace, Mata has all the qualities needed to terrify defenders. His vision is superb and he uses his diminutive stature at Valencia to hover just behind the striker thus making it extremely difficult to be picked up by defenders. Despite being in a perilous financial position which has seen the club lose the likes of David Villa to Barcelona and most recently Joaquín to Málaga CF, Valencia boss Unai Emery has made it his priority to keep hold of the in-demand midfielder.

 

Scott Parker (West Ham United)

Last season’s Football Writers’ Association Player of the Year is an obvious choice for Wenger. A combative no-nonsense midfielder akin to Claude Makélelé or former Gunner Gilberto Silva who will break up the opposition play and make marauding runs from box to box covering an enormous amount of ground in the process, Parker will add mettle and valuable Barclays Premier League experience to what, minus Alexandre Song, is a fragile looking Arsenal midfield. The Npower Championship side are, according to reports, willing to sell if the right offer comes in for the England international who, given his remarkable fitness levels, still has a good three to five years of top-flight English football left in him.

 

André Ayew (Olympique de Marseille)

An integral member of the Ghana team that reached the quarter finals of last year’s World Cup in South Africa, Ayew has, in recent years, come to the attention of the footballing world. Having starred for the Ghana U-20 team at the 2009 FIFA U-20 World Cup, the French-born Ghanaian international has since become a regular in Didier Deschamps side. He’s been courted by the likes of Manchester United and Barcelona, the latter opting to sign Chilean winger Alexis Sánchez from Udinese this summer. Operating predominantly as a winger, Ayew’s single most potent weapon is that of his pace which has torn apart defences not only in Ligue 1 but also in the Champions League.

 

Eden Hazard (LOSC Lille Métropole)

One of the hottest properties in Europe, Hazard looks a terrific prospect for the future. An integral member of Rudi Garcia’s Lille’s team which stormed to a league and cup double last season, the Belgium international possesses mesmerising dribbling skills as well as an eye for picking out passes. He linked up extremely well last season with his former Lille compatriot now Arsenal striker Gervinho who signed for the North London club this summer and one would feel that a reunion of the two could provide the Gunners with another dimension to their attack. Having lost the Ivory Coast international, it’s no wonder the French club are desperate to keep hold of their prized possession.

 

Mathieu Valbuena (Olympique de Marseille)

Wenger has been known to be an admirer of the French international who has become an important figure in French National Coach Laurent Blanc’s new look team, operating either in the centre of midfield or out on the wing. His versatility would provide Wenger with options to rotate his midfield around whilst the former Bordeaux player’s creativity would help to add to a midfield which is already buzzing with a great deal of wonderful intricacy and movement. Given Marseille’s active attempt to cut their wage bill, with a number of big earners on the clubs books, L’OM could well be tempted to part with their French playmaker if Arsenal come in with a reasonable offer.

 

Keisuke Honda (CSKA Moscow)

Courted by clubs from Italy, Spain and France the Japanese international is in demand and his recent admission that he’s unsettled with life in Moscow will only fuel increased speculation of a possible move away from the Russian capital. The attacking midfielder has been impressive at CSKA Moscow since making the move from Dutch side VVV-Venlo last season. His reputation was further enhanced at last year’s World Cup, the highlight of which was his execution of a terrific free-kick against Denmark in the Group Stages. He possesses a skill which few footballers can manage, namely creating time and space to hang onto the ball and then provide a killer pass for a striker to latch onto.

 

Shinji Kagawa (Borussia Dortmund)

Honda’s Japanese compatriot made a huge impression in his debut season in Germany, starring in Jürgen Klopp’s Borussia Dortmund team which won the Bundesliga title in some style for the first time in almost a decade. The Arsenal manager is a big admirer not only of the Japanese game, having briefly coached in the country at Nagoya Grampus Eight before taking over at the North London club but for Japanese players as well, having previously signed Junichi Inamoto and most recently Ryo Miyaichi who Wenger describes as an “exceptional talent”. It has been rumoured that a figure around and about the £20,000,000 mark would be needed to prize Dortmund’s star midfielder away from Signal Iduna Park.

 

Paulo Henrique Ganso (Santos)

One of the latest starlets to emerge from Brazilian football alongside fellow teammate and striking sensation Neymar, Ganso is very much a goalscoring midfielder. He is technically extremely gifted and his close control with the ball is second to none. Despite his young age, he shows a great deal of maturity which is reflected in both his composure and accomplished finishing in front of goal. Nonetheless, it is his ability to manufacture chances which strikers love to feed off. Santos are very much opposed to selling both Ganso and Neymar and it may well be the best for both players to remain in Brazil for another season or two so that they can continue their development.

 

Mario Götze (Borussia Dortmund)

Described by the German Football Association’s technical director Matthias Sammer as “one of the best talents that we’ve ever had”, the 19 year old attacking midfielder made an instant impact at Dortmund last season alongside Kagawa. He has progressed through the Germany international ranks and has now broken into the Senior Team, making 10 appearances so far and scoring his first international goal last week in Germany’s 3-2 friendly victory against Brazil making him the joint-youngest goalscorer for the German national team. Having lost another startlet from his title-winning squad, Turkish midfielder Nuri Åžahin to Real Madrid this summer, Klopp will be determined to keep hold of the German teenage sensation who is under contract with the German champions until 2014.

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Alpen

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Did you just see a monk walking down the street? Only in Oxford. A boy in a tailcoat flagellating a homeless person? Only in Oxford. Maybe you overheard someone talking about Shakespeare in the pub? Only in Oxford!

This statement is used by Oxford students to greet events perceived to reinforce stereotypes. It is clichéd and almost universally untrue. However, when you are watching an inebriated individual simultaneously babble about the Jesuits and look clumsily behind furniture mumbling ‘a la recherche de whisky perdu’, it is difficult not to want to yell it triumphantly. Only in Oxford!

This happened at the Chalet des Anglais, which isn’t actually in Oxford. It is buried in the French Alps on the Mont Blanc Massif. It is co-owned by New College, Univ and Balliol. It was built in 1865, though was burnt down and rebuilt in 1906. Each college sends two separate ‘reading parties’ (only in Oxford…) during the summer vacation. Former visitors have included Harold MacMillan and the writer Cyril Connolly. We were a diverse bunch, our party consisting of seven undergraduates, eight graduates, a tutor and a former fellow. I went on the first New College trip to the Alp (for we were definitely on the Alp) for ten days in July, and it was lovely.

The chalet has no electricity, meaning it has provided a remarkably consistent experience over the years as borders and technologies have shifted around it. Were it not for the lack of electricity and regional accents, the concept would be a little like Big Brother. Having no power is striking in how little you notice it after a few days. A fridge and a tempestuous oven are powered by gas. Light is provided by a combination of gas lamps, candles, torches and stars.

Stars are something I certainly knew to exist before, and something I’d heavily suspected to be quite a big deal. Yet somehow I’d never quite got round to lying on my back for an hour on a pitch black night somewhere remote and taking it all in. Shooters and all. It is difficult to appreciate stars beneath the cuddly light pollution blanket I’ve always slept under, but on the Alp all excuses vanish before the lucid night sky.

As with reading, chaletites are obliged to walk only as much as they like. Some stomped off on Karl Bushby-esque treks from sunrise to sunset, while others occasionally pootled to the waterfall at the end of the path. My most arduous was to the profoundly beautiful ‘Mer de Glace’ glacier, at the foot of which was a brilliantly green snowmelt lake in the middle of vast rocky basin. Pushing on, via the brilliantly named village of Bionnassay, we extended this into a long circular hike. We liked it, so we put a ring on it. We were also periodically obliged to travel down the Alp by foot and telecabine to fetch supplies from the village of Les Houches.

Chaletites also had practical commitments like cleaning up, chopping firewood and cooking. Cooking for seventeen people with no electricity is a formidable task. The main aim is ‘hearty’, and hearty and beyond is what was managed most of the time. The experience of regularly eating a three course meal with wine in adult company was novel and salubrious.

It is perhaps easy, especially for a first year, to lose sight of just how diverse the intellectual interests of Oxford students and tutors are. In an eight week term people are so preoccupied with their own work that they have little time to talk to others about theirs, and understandably people wish to spend their free time on matters less academic. The chalet afforded an awful lot of talking time with people I was unlikely to come into contact with in Oxford under ordinary circumstances. The trip is open to the whole college, and places are filled on an entirely first come first served basis. On the Alp were a couple of my good friends, but also several people I hadn’t met before. I was able to chat to an American D.Phil student about the ethical justifications for banning violent video games in the States, an English tutor about the logical compromises made by early Creationists, and a Montaigne scholar about the translation of his essays from French to English. (I couldn’t quite bring myself to call this article ‘Montaigne Dans Les Montagnes’.)

An occasional spell outside the clutches of modern technology but without very much else to do is something I’d highly recommend, both for fun and for the general omphaloskepsis that comes of it. It forces you into doing things which put long term satisfaction ahead of short term gratification. It can take rather a lot of discipline to read difficult books, yet this is an experience ultimately far more rewarding than reading blogs and Facebook news feeds. The chalet experience made me realise that being raised on a diet of Grand Theft Auto and YouTube has eroded any attention span I may once have had. To have nothing but trees and books for a while can help to wrestle the mind back from the sensory overload of modern life just a bit. Give it a go. Not only on the Alp, but anywhere you can find.

No small feat

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Arrietty, a tiny person living under the floorboards and ‘borrowing’ items from the humans above, first appears as a flash of red in the long-grass half seen out of the corner of a child’s eye. Shô, a sick boy who has come away from the city to live with his aunt, is fascinated by rumours of ‘little people’ in the house and he grows more and more interested hoping (in his own shy way) to protect them from the villainous housekeeper. Based on Mary Norton’s The Borrowers, this animation’s plot and setting feel more European than the majority of previous Ghibli offerings. The film is both an unexpected take on the children’s book and another surprising turn from Studio Ghibli: fans of either the book or great writer/director Hayao Miyazaki won’t be disappointed.

Arrietty is interested in curiosity in all forms, from the obsessive detective work of the housekeeper to the pre-pubescent embarrassment found in the relationship between Shô and Arrietty. Shô gapes wide-eyed at Arrietty as she picks bouquet sized bay-leaves at her own level, while the animals, whether ants scampering over a block of sugar or grasshoppers squabbling over a dropped flower, show an equal wonder for the world around them . The imagination displayed in Arrietty is impressive, establishing a unique set of rules and scales for its imaginary world: early on, Arrietty’s mother is pouring tea from a miniature kettle, drop by drop. When her mother tells her, ‘I do hope your father wasn’t caught in the downpour,’ we are all the more concerned for having been acquainted with what counts for a raindrop in the world of the borrowers; while not dangerous per se, a rain storm for Arrietty equates to being pelted with several gelatinous cups of tea. The film’s imaginative reconstructions of everyday objects at times resemble a series of Russian dolls – when Arrietty and her father clamber out of the exit to a secret passageway (a fireplace in a doll’s house), there was a genuine murmur of amazement from children in the cinema and incredulous whispers of ‘Where are they now?’. Children are greeted with the gentle surprise of discovering new equally peculiar environments within the wider but economically drawn house and gardens.

Experiencing the film in cinematic surround sound really brings its incredible soundscape to the forefront. In a striking moment, Arrietty steps out onto a kitchen surface. For the borrowers sound is subtly distorted: the creaking of burdened shelves, the noise of the metal pipes behind the wall or the sound of little-shoes across a makeshift staircase of nails are all amplified and, as in the case of a grandfather clock, can sound monstrously oppressive (although speech is miraculously heard without difficulty in borrower/human interaction). The dubbing too was excellent. There was very little of the over-earnest voice-acting anime fans have learnt to loathe. Will Arnett was especially well cast as the asocial Shô. Having praised the intricacies of the soundscape the ‘celtic’ flutey music could be a little intrusive at times, but this is a niggle. 

This film isn’t a goggly eyed big/small adventure: the remit of The Borrowers or Honey I Shrunk The Kids was to evoke perpetual excitement by unveiling blown-up miniature after miniature, each more potentially dangerous than the last: giant falling milk bottles, killer bugs etc. etc. The chief seduction of Arrietty is not just the wow-factor of exploring a smaller world. Arrietty hopes to make its world not progressively stranger but more and more familiar. Having been invited into their world the danger is not cartoon but immediate and emotional. Fear is not the only emotion the borrowers associate with being seen by humans; when Shô sees Arrietty for the first time, she pulls up a tissue to cover herself, blushing, as if he had caught her naked. In place of terror and heart-racing danger, Arrietty offers serious and emotional peril for every character and expects an audience to be genuinely concerned, and we are. It might be worth seeing the film on a Sunday afternoon, just to make sure there are children around, so that you can gasp and whisper along with them.

Top scores at the BBC Proms

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The Proms has come a long way from its humble beginnings in 1895. Since the BBC’s involvement in 1927, the festival has continued to expand both in scope and in international attention. This is of course reflected in the continually ridiculous (but entertaining) last night of the Proms; and this year, also in the excitement of the first. Opening with a commission from contemporary female composer Judith Weir and ending with Leoš Janáček’s Glagolitic Mass (performed by the BBC singers), the night encompassed an astonishing variety of musical styles and nationalities, and provided a platform for contemporary composition that is much needed in the current musical climate. Sandwiched between the two was Liszt’s Second Piano Concerto, performed by Benjamin Grosvenor. Having burst onto the public music scene with his performance in the BBC Young Musician competition seven years prior, Grosvenor was the youngest artist ever to open the Proms. He’s proving to be quite an artist to watch, and his concerto performance was measured and pleasing, if not breathtaking. His encore was a slight letdown, but it was a comfortable Proms debut. The highlight of the evening, however, was the Glagolitic Mass. Sadly under-performed, the mass was given a superb rendition. On a similar note of under-performed brilliance, the critical acclaim for Stephen Hough’s recordings of the Saint-Saens piano concertos proved correct in Prom 23 with his performance of the fifth ‘Egyptian’ concerto, often neglected for the more popular second. Coupled with Beethoven’s Fourth Symphony and Liszt’s Dante Symphony, the first Prom was an exceptional concert.

 Other highlights in the season have included Mark Elder and the Halle Orchestra performing Sibelius, Bartók and Janáček; Oliver Knussen and the BBC Symphony Orchestra (the Berg with soloist Claire Booth a particular stand-out performance); the Human Planet Prom; and the Horrible Histories Prom (narrated by historical characters in the Horrible Histories series). The season’s best Prom, however, was surely the 29th: Gustavo Dudamel and the Simón Bolívar Youth Orchestra of Venezuela performing Mahler’s Second Symphony. The Prom once again showcased the international brilliance of this astounding youth orchestra, proving that classical music is still young, current and political. It was a joy to watch.

 The slight disappointments and the quite frankly bizarre were Proms 4 & 32, and Proms 24 & 25, respectively. Prom 4 offered us Havergal Brian’s ‘Gothic’ Symphony. Over 1000 performers played on an extended stage in this rendition of Brian’s First Symphony. The brass band were suitably bombastic, the singers phenomenal, but there may be a reason other than sheer numbers why this symphony – the largest ever composed – is so rarely performed, and it certainly did not inspire me to explore Brian’s other 31 symphonic offerings. Prom 32, Brahms Violin Concerto and Mahler’s Das klagende Lied appeared promising, but in the event was sadly lacklustre. Christian Tetzlaff perspired his way to triumph in the Brahms but the performance was somewhat unconvincing, lacking the effortless flow that the cantata requires. His encore, conversely, was inspired. Simple and confident, it appeared he had suddenly shed his nerves. Tenor Stuart Skelton and the BBC Singers stole the show in the Mahler, salvaging a fairly uninspired performance by the BBC Symphony Orchestra under Edward Gardner.

 Proms 24 & 25 were dedicated to the memory of Percy Grainger, described as ‘one of music’s great originals’. A brilliant pianist, sexual deviant, musical inventor, decided racist, and perennial eccentric, Grainger was one of classical music’s most fascinating characters. The museum dedicated to him in Melbourne contains collections of his erotic photographs (including his love of flagellism) and sexual implements alongside his ethnographic material and musical collections. The Proms were worth a listen, but it was a shame they didn’t programme his Suite on Danish Folksongs which Grainger performed himself at the Proms in 1948. 

 

Proms to watch:

 

        Prom 48, August 19th: Brahms and Schumann, mainly for the Schoenberg transcription of the Brahms. All to be performed by the sensational pianist Angela Hewitt.

Prom 51, August 22nd: An unusual programme; the new Volans Piano Concerto is set alongside Wagner, Liszt and Brahms under Jiri Belohlavek and the BBC Symphony Orchestra.

Prom 55, August 25th: Rinaldo by the Glyndebourne Festival Opera. Almost as old as the Proms itself, Glyndebourne was founded in 1934 amidst the turmoil of Hitler’s rise to power. Originally performing Mozart operas under Fritz Busch and Carl Ebert (who had fled Germany under Nazi rule), the opera company has since largely expanded, here presenting Handel’s Rinaldo with the Orchestra of the Age of Enlightenment.

Prom 56, August 26th: Semyon Bychkov and the BBC Symphony Orchestra perform Strauss’ Burleske and Mahler’s Sixth Symphony. Bychkov conducted the Verdi Requiem superbly at the beginning of this Proms season. 

Prom 58, August 28th: Mendelssohn’s Elijah. This expansive oratorio is performed by Paul McCreesh and no fewer than five choirs.

Prom 60, August 30th: Mozart Piano Concerto No. 25 and Bruckner’s Eighth Symphony. The soloist for the Mozart is David Fray, an upcoming French pianist who performs with refreshing clarity and if nothing else is extremely compelling to watch.

Prom 61, August 31st: world premiere of Graham Fitkin’s Cello Concerto, and Beethoven Symphony No. 9. With Yo-Yo Ma as soloist for the Fitkin, this should no doubt be an excellent concert.

Prom 64, September 2nd: Create your own Prom with the Budapest Festival Orchestra. This is probably a better Prom to attend than to tune in to on Radio 3, but the element of audience participation should be entertaining.

Prom 67, September 4th: Beethoven’s Missa Solemnis, conducted by Colin Davis. 

Prom 74: The Last Night of the Proms. This year Lang Lang is the headline act for the Last Night, performing Liszt’s First Piano Concerto as companion to Grosvenor’s performance of the Second Concerto on the First Night. Lang Lang’s rise to fame has been meteoric, and he has since become one of the best known names in classical music. Whether or not you like his interpretations are to your taste, he makes people want to watch him, and his performance here should sit well alongside the fireworks and festivities of the final night. The finale will include the obligatory ‘Land of Hope and Glory’, ‘Jerusalem’, ‘You’ll Never Walk Alone’, ‘Rule Britannia’. and the National Anthem. At least there’ll be Maxwell-Davies at the start to balance the night.

 

Review: Little Dragon – Ritual Union

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Ritual Union comes off of a year of serial success for Gothenburg synthpop quartet Little Dragon: first came the collaboration with Damon Albarn on last year’s Gorillaz LP Plastic Beach, then contributions to TV on the Radio’s Dave Sitek’s solo Maximum Balloon release, and most recently a feature on SBTRKT’s eponymous breakthrough debut. It is fitting then, that this curious moment of ubiquity should be topped off with Little Dragon’s third LP, released this July. Backed by warm production and irresistible electronics, and topped by the soulful register of lead singer Yukimi Nagano, Little Dragon is certainly an outfit to be reckoned with. Their first two albums matched pitch-perfect instrumentation to irresistible R&B-influenced songwriting, and Ritual Union is equally masterful in this regard. ‘Brush The Heat’ is the perfect example of this combination, moodily pairing Nagano’s huskier tones with a tight snare, high-hat, and thumping synth groove.

If, then, there is a shift at all between Ritual Union and 2009’s Machine Dreams, it is in the atmosphere. The latter, true to its name, was jerky and often mechanistic; Ritual Union, instead is smooth and soulful, and all the more seductive as a result. Where Machine Dreams was flirty, Ritual Union is unabashedly sexual. The former hinted, the latter is explicit. There is no better voice for such an ambience than Nagano’s – perfectly mixed into the instrumentation – and her lyricism is equally suggestive. The album artwork would suggest that title track ‘Ritual Union’ refers to marriage, but the lyrics, with their allusions to sin and transgression, certainly hint at something else altogether. These double entendres are frequent in Ritual Union, complementing the production in building up the smouldering mood. Standout track ‘Precious’, a heady concoction of swirling synths, driving rhythm, and Nagano’s beckons – “precious, I can’t hold back” – is certainly a case-in-point. Ritual Union, then, is a welcome direction for Little Dragon, and one that will excite new and old devotees alike.  

Cherwell’s Fresher A – Z

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Ball – colossally expensive outdoor piss-up, organised months in advance and attended by slick-haired black-tied nonces. You will do anything for a ticket. Balls are mostly held by colleges (for about £45 a throw) but the good ones can set you back more than £200. Nevertheless it’s absolutely worth going to at least one. There is sometimes a chocolate fountain: say no more.

Bodleian – very very very good library. Very good library. Contains every book printed in England since about 1700 and plenty else besides. Situated right in the middle of the town, it’s made up of two parts: the square bit (Main Quad) and the round bit (the Radcliffe Camera). The square bit is rather stuffy but staggeringly impressive, the round bit is just staggeringly impressive. And as of this October, a bonus feature:  there is now an underground passage linking the two which looks a bit like that scary corridor in the Ministry of Magic. Fit.

Bod Card (University of Oxford Card) – this identity card is your life and soul. Without it you cannot eat in hall or read in libraries, essentially meaning you cannot live or work. Perhaps cut a hole in it and wear it round your neck.

Bop – college party, usually arranged by the JCR, usually held in a club. In many ways organised reversions to childhood since they involve dressing up. Precise purpose unknown, but frequently held at the end of term, so presumably they have something to do with that.

Brideshead Revisited
– no.

Bullingdon Club – drinking society for the very wealthy. Like Puck, rarely heard and rarely seen. Unlike Puck, renowned for burning money in front of tramps. Former members include David and Boris, but we’re sure you knew that.

Cherwell – student-run weekly newspaper, available free from JCRs. The greatest organ of free speech in the history of the world. Smiter of evil, champion of freedom, hotbed of wit. A miracle.

Collections – scurrilously pointless College-run exams designed solely to ruin your holidays. Set at the beginning of term, you see, though it’s common not to get the results till fifth week or later. Helpful hint: you will usually be set last year’s mods/prelims paper.

College – what non-Oxbridge universities don’t have (except Durham, but they’re only pretending). A learning mall; a big, friendly, often old and conspicuous hive-mind. You live, eat, sleep and work here. It is your home away from home and – wipes tear – in a way it will always be your home. Actually, it’s more like being a branded heifer. Whenever you’re asked to identify yourself the first thing – the first thing – you must say is what college you go to. This will dog you for the rest of your life. But it’s worth it. After all, it has a bar.

College Family – two soon-to-be-second-years of the opposite sex who secretly fancy each other will ‘marry’ and produce ‘children’, viz. freshers. They will then helpfully show them the ropes/fornicate with them/become friends with them/completely ignore them, in roughly equal proportions.

Crew Date – our equivalent of those mass weddings they have in South Korea. A load of girls (eg. girls sporting team) and a load of boys (eg. boys sporting team: I think we may be seeing a pattern here, Watson) go to a curry restaurant to get lashed ‘n’ laid. Little more than an occasion to get wasted, because those are just so hard to come by in contemporary student culture.

Dons (Academics) – rarely called dons but emit a rather donnish air. Very clever, very earnest individuals who meisterplan your work and tutelage, usually providing it themselves. Absolutely never to be crossed, though always nice to outgun them.

Essay – an organisation with a monopoly of legitimate force over a given territory. Don’t get the reference? 2.2.

Famous People – lots of these. Academics are paid woefully so tend to flee for America as soon as they become famous. Gone are the days when Tolkien would give tutes in his rooms at Merton before turning round to write LOTR. However, you can still catch them occasionally. In any case each college has about ten billion celebrity alumni (five Cabinet ministers went to Magdalen alone) who occasionally turn up and do stuff. And if all else fails, there are the children of famous people who go to university here. Hob, and indeed nob, at your will.

Formal Hall – formal hall is what you invite friends to when you’re not quite sure if you want them to be your friend. High-quality food served at discount price in unbelievably impressive environment. Probably the best thing about going to Oxbridge other than tutes.

Fresher – you. Clueless and disdained. Often ‘pushy’ freshers immediately begin their remorseless ascent up the greasy pole, thus rendering everyone else even more disdainful of them. Most keep their heads down, sticking to the dictum of Manuel from Fawlty Towers: ‘I know nothing. I come from Barcelona.’ Though for Barcelona insert ‘some arbitrary village in Devon I’ve never head of’.

Future Spouse – will you find them? Don’t pretend you haven’t been thinking this.

G and D’s
– triptych of ice cream shops. Purveyors of finest quality bagels, paradoxically. Notorious hoster of first dates and awkward freshers’ meet-ups, and no more a major part of your life than the Mato Grosso. Still, worth visiting at least once.

Gowns – funny flappy black things worn to formals. People who get firsts in their prelim exams get vastly superior Voldemort-like ones. The aim of this is for them to be killed by jealous contemporaries who only got a 2.1, thus eliminating the less reproducible elements of the gene pool.  

Hack – somebody who seeks election to an office in a University or college society or organisation, and who does this by going around meeting as many people as possible in an attempt to get their name ‘out there’ and solicit votes. They will appear friendly at first but are without exception the most unutterable cockends in the entire University. Avoid.

iPlayer – God and Satan rolled into one happy, licence-fee-funded website. Will destroy your degree just as it will enrich your existence. Unless, of course, you only watch EastEnders.

JCR (Junior Common Room) – your college’s student union for undergraduates. Approximately as interesting as it sounds. But there are some advantages: they give out cake and sometimes even alcohol!

Kebab Van – although held in scathing contempt by many, let me just say that these are actually really good. They are plentiful, staffed by nice people, provide adequate food at nugatory cost, and are open till four in the morning. Should you choose to subsist on them however you may find yourself breaking out all pimply.

Labs
– things which command, dominate, and generally ruin a scientist’s day. Humanities students will take the piss out of you, telling you they can lie in bed till 4pm and then only read one page before going out drinking. This outrageous stereotype is 100% accurate.

Lashmolean – no obvious meaning. Presumably relates to one or more of the following: Ashmolean, the pretty museum on St Giles; lash, going out on the, meaning to get drunk; and punning, tendency of Oxford students to make excessive use of.

LawSoc – one of the many University societies catering for those who wish to sell their souls. Worth a mention because of the gloriously alcoholic events hosted approximately three times a term completely free of charge – once you’ve forked out the joining fee.

Lectures – worthless, irrelevant chicanery attended by fanatics and conducted by harmless, tweedy old gubbins. The annoying thing with lectures is that good lecturers are very rare, but their lectures are extravagantly superior to the normal ones- so much so that it’s almost worth going to them. Almost. Incidentally science students have to go anyway and their lectures are even more boring. Another notch on the humanities’ bedpost.

Library – Oxford has a higher concentration of libraries than any other city on earth. Practically for certain, you will only ever visit three: your college library, your faculty library, and the Bodleian. In fact, why aren’t you there now? Off you trot.

Long Vac – from the Ponce vac, meaning ‘holiday’, and long, meaning ‘summer’. Three months (and a bit) in which you will usually work for minus money in some godawful bank or chambers or somesuch. Its vast length, however, means you can travel to foreign countries and walk about in them, and also use the time to get some solid reading done.

May Day – absolutely ludicrous Ox-trad twaddle in which you assemble on Magdalen Bridge on 1st May at 5am to listen to children sing from the top of Magdalen tower. That’s it. Seriously.

Mods (also known as Prelims) exams everybody sits at some point in first year. You only need to scrape a paltry 40% to proceed to second year, so don’t worry too much. Yet, anyway.

Michaelmas, Hilary and Trinity – the names of terms, each of eight weeks, unchanged since the sixteenth century. People at other universities will take the piss out of you for this.

OUSU (Oxford University Students Union) – what it says on the tin, pronounced ow-zoo. 12% of you will vote in its annual elections. Other than that it will have nothing to do with you and you, we fervently hope, will have nothing to do with it.

Oxford Union Society – a debating society BUT you will mostly know it for its superb bar. Also has a beautiful library and termly balls which are not half bad at all. The downsides are enormous though: gigantic cost of entry. More notably, it contains the most repulsive examples of hacks to be found outside Westminster. Thankfully, they don’t stay outside Westminster for long and, hey, you can ignore them.

Park End (also known as Shark End) – the easiest place to pull of an evening. If by pull you mean vom, horribly.

Plays – regular and usually terrible, but provide ample opportunity to creep the boards. Rather competitive though. Our advice is to merely watch them, or maybe run them in your third year.

Postgraduates – astonishingly quiet lot even though they are nearly half the university. Presumably they spend most of their time working – perish the thought. Make friends with them. Be taught by them. Or hey, you know what? Go out with them. They’re yours for the taking.

Punting – you will probably not get to experience this until Trinity. Use a metal pole. Stand at the right end. (The sloped one – only Tabs stand at the other end and we wouldn’t want to be like them now, would we?) Empty your pockets. Place pole vertically downwards. Push. Remove. Repeat. Don’t use the paddle, it’s deceptively useless. Don’t rock the boat. Don’t put your fingers outside the boat (the duck are vicious.) And absolutely, unequivocally, always bring food and alcohol.

Rah – a posh person who speaks as ponceily as they dress. Frequent Christ Church, Brasenose, Oriel etc.

Rahdar – the public school network which enables all rahs to know each other. Get ready to learn so much about London public schools you could swear your Leavers’ hoodie actually reads ‘St Paul’s’.

Real World – the thing that flits by the windows of the car when you go home. Make sure to govern it sensibly.

Rower – wears stash. No other discernable function.

Scouts – people who come into your rooms to clean them. Theoretically. Their real function is to chase out the marauding hordes of one night stands before 10am so as not to scare the midday tourists. (Honestly, they have the keys to your room. Instances of catching someone in a state of undress are not unknown.)

Stash – branded clothing. Cool: college hoodies, college scarves, sport club hoodies. Passable: freshers’ T-shirts, sixth form leavers’ hoodies. Uncool: anything branded with ‘University of Oxford’, since this is worn solely by people who don’t go here. Also, rowing blazers are a no-no except after eight after Eights, and even then only by tossers.

Student Journalist – a writer of journalism; a harmless drudge.

Sub-fusc – white tie worn with academic dress, proffered to the plebs during exam time and matriculation. Surprising fact: you are not allowed to go to the toilet whilst wearing it.

Summer Eights – something to do with rowing. I think it’s in Trinity. I don’t understand it and I’m buggered if I’m going to try learning now.

The Covered Market Welcomes The Freshers – you will see this banner. Not-so-secret fact: they keep it up all year round. Don’t let that put you off, though, the Covered Market has a brilliant cookie stall. Plus! A butcher’s shop.

The Other Place – it’s basically the same as here and anyone who genuinely thinks otherwise is an idiot. Get the fuck over it.

Time Zone – it is a little known fact that the University of Oxford has its own time zone, set five minutes behind real time. This is why all lectures begin at five past the hour. I don’t know how I can convince you this is true, but it is.

Tutes (tutorials)
– you will expectorate and expostulate, in expectation of expertation. Usually involves reading out an essay or solving a problem sheet. Then off you go only to do it all again the next week. The best educational system in the history of the world, incidentally. Take them not for granted.

Tutor – a person who expects you to be able to have a serious argument with them about a subject you have spent one week reading about which they’ve spent their entire life reading about. Surprisingly, you might win sometimes.

University – the thing you tell Daddy’s friends you go to. Otherwise a mysterious institution with no impact on your life, until Finals when it becomes the arbiter of what happens to it.

Weekends – Rebecca Black may have looked forward to them. But you won’t. Weekends are boring, and you can’t even do work because you’ll be too hungover. Best to go home.

Oxford dons in autism spat

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Two Oxford professors have been engaged in a high-profile disagreement about the causes of autism.

The row started after Baroness Susan Greenfield, Professor of Synaptic Pharmacology at Lincoln College and former director of the Royal Institution, suggested in an interview with the New Scientist that increasing use of the internet and electronic devices could be linked to autism in young people.

Greenfield claimed that this was likely to be a factor in the rising rates of autism diagnosis. She told Cherwell, “it is hard to see how obsessive cyber activities could not be having some impact on the brain, because the human brain has evolved to adapt to its environment”.

However Dorothy Bishop, a Professor of Neuropsychology at St John’s, has publicly attacked Greenfield’s suggestions, dismissing them in an open letter to her colleague as “illogical garbage”. Speaking to Cherwell, she said: “The specific problem concerns her [Baroness Greenfield] repeatedly mentioning autistic spectrum disorder (ASD) in connection with her concerns about dangers of internet use”.

Bishop denies that autism could be caused by behavioral factors such as spending time on the internet.  Quoting the American Psychiatric Association’s description of the condition, she said, “Autism spectrum disorder is a neurodevelopmental disorder and must be present from infancy or early childhood, but may not be detected until later because of minimal social demands and support from parents or caregivers in early years.”

She also criticised the forum in which Greenfield chose to express her views, commenting, “Greenfield is always billed in the media as a ‘top scientist’ but has stopped behaving like a scientist. Her theorising on digital technology does not appear in peer-reviewed journals; this is a great shame, as peer review is vital to ensure that one’s ideas are scholarly, balanced and plausible.”

Greenfield has sought to defend her comments against Bishop’s criticism. In a statement to Cherwell, she implied that her theories had been exaggerated in media reports. She said, “Inevitably, the nuances that I wished to bring out have been the casualty of an edited interview that was in any case relatively brief, given that we were ranging over many broad issues.”

The National Autistic Society, a leading UK autism charity, refused to be drawn into the dispute. Amanda Batten, Director of External Affairs, said, “The causes of autism are still being investigated… There is evidence to suggest both genetic and physical factors have a role to play”.

Neither the Faculty of Pharmacology nor the University responded to a request for a comment on the matter.