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Review: We Need to Talk About Kevin

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Scottish director Lynne Ramsay returns to the screen after almost a decade’s recess with a deeply upsetting adaptation of Lionel Shriver’s prolonged waterboarding session of a book, We Need To Talk About Kevin. Thought provoking and emotionally draining, the film is a powerful rumination on the difficulties of parenthood in the face of tragedy. It focuses on the day to day life of Eva (Tilda Swinton) as she struggles with memories of her son from Hell and deals with the aftermath of his violent actions. If you’ve ever wanted to see a toddler express pure contempt, this is your film. 

Scottish director Lynne Ramsay returns to the screen after almost a decade’s recess with a deeply upsetting adaptation of Lionel Shriver’s prolonged waterboarding session of a book, We Need To Talk About Kevin. Thought provoking and emotionally draining, the film is a powerful rumination on the difficulties of parenthood in the face of tragedy. It focuses on the day to day life of Eva (Tilda Swinton) as she struggles with memories of her son from Hell and deals with the aftermath of his violent actions. If you’ve ever wanted to see a toddler express pure contempt, this is your film. 
Exploring maternal ambivalence and mental disturbances, Ramsay’s aggressively rendered narrative is bathed in scarlet symbolism, using the colour red as both sign and signifier – a harbinger of danger, a portent of the blood that will inevitably be spilled and an indicator of both shame and sheer rage. The colour seeps through the fabric of the film in almost every scene – during a mass public tomato fight in Spain, a paint bomb attack on a white house, Kevin’s making of messy jam sandwiches, and the presence of Warholian soup cans in the background during an unnerving encounter at the supermarket. In this regard, it feels like a student film – no offence to any readers – with its over the top metaphors becoming running jokes for the audience. A film that’s already so bold in so many other ways doesn’t need to be so heavy handed.
Nevertheless, Tilda Swinton more than compensates for this fault. It’s her most empathetic yet exhausting performance thus far, manifesting every feeling with subtle physicality and humility. Each muscular twitch and contraction of her pupils conveys the fear and distress stirring within her as she lives with what has happened. Ezra Miller’s portrayal of the elder Kevin is not as potent or perfectly pitched, seething perhaps with a little too much malice, whilst father-figure John C. Reilly gives a performance of consummate John C. Reilly-ness. I didn’t quite get the sense of a plausible family here, but maybe the casting represents the alarming ambiguity and domestic dysfunction that’s at the heart of the novel. Tilda Swinton certainly wipes the floor with them all – unsurprising given that the film appears to be playing out inside the dark recesses of her own mind through nightmarish visions and half remembrances. At times it’s like being shown the most miserable family album in human history. 
It’s too early to tell whether this film will attain the cult resonance of Ramsay’s earlier films (Ratcatcher and Morvern Callar). Maybe it’s too blunt, too on the head, too hermetically sealed to require repeat viewings. That said, We Need To Talk About Kevin is still a powerful beast. This is a thrilling and frequently discomforting piece of cinema which proves beyond a doubt that Ramsay is one of the more original film talents that the UK has to offer, and I certainly don’t want to have to wait another ten years to talk about her next film.

Exploring maternal ambivalence and mental disturbances, Ramsay’s aggressively rendered narrative is bathed in scarlet symbolism, using the colour red as both sign and signifier – a harbinger of danger, a portent of the blood that will inevitably be spilled and an indicator of both shame and sheer rage. The colour seeps through the fabric of the film in almost every scene – during a mass public tomato fight in Spain, a paint bomb attack on a white house, Kevin’s making of messy jam sandwiches, and the presence of Warholian soup cans in the background during an unnerving encounter at the supermarket. In this regard, it feels like a student film – no offence to any readers – with its over the top metaphors becoming running jokes for the audience. A film that’s already so bold in so many other ways doesn’t need to be so heavy handed.

Nevertheless, Tilda Swinton more than compensates for this fault. It’s her most empathetic yet exhausting performance thus far, manifesting every feeling with subtle physicality and humility. Each muscular twitch and contraction of her pupils conveys the fear and distress stirring within her as she lives with what has happened. Ezra Miller’s portrayal of the elder Kevin is not as potent or perfectly pitched, seething perhaps with a little too much malice, whilst father-figure John C. Reilly gives a performance of consummate John C. Reilly-ness. I didn’t quite get the sense of a plausible family here, but maybe the casting represents the alarming ambiguity and domestic dysfunction that’s at the heart of the novel. Tilda Swinton certainly wipes the floor with them all – unsurprising given that the film appears to be playing out inside the dark recesses of her own mind through nightmarish visions and half remembrances. At times it’s like being shown the most miserable family album in human history. 

It’s too early to tell whether this film will attain the cult resonance of Ramsay’s earlier films (Ratcatcher and Morvern Callar). Maybe it’s too blunt, too on the head, too hermetically sealed to require repeat viewings. That said, We Need To Talk About Kevin is still a powerful beast. This is a thrilling and frequently discomforting piece of cinema which proves beyond a doubt that Ramsay is one of the more original film talents that the UK has to offer, and I certainly don’t want to have to wait another ten years to talk about her next film.

Pictures speak louder than words

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I went to see Drive recently, arriving at the Odeon on George Street in Oxford excited and ready, only to be told in a ‘just so you know’ way that the screening I had selected would be subtitled. Puzzled, I asked why. The staff informed me that they had to show a few subtitled screenings a day now, and one told me that it was no big deal – it just meant the dialogue would be written at the bottom of the screen.

I thought about it for about a minute, and decided that, no, it was in fact a big deal. Imagine reading the dialogue on the screen as you then hear it delivered. All the drama would be sapped out of the cinema from the constant pre-emption, and any prospect of tension surely obliterated from the beginning.
Of course, when it comes to foreign cinema this is somewhat inevitable. Often you will discover a crucial plot development not by watching a Spanish character tragically deliver the news that she’s got cancer by moving her own mouth, but instead, quite jarringly, by reading the words, ‘I have cancer’ two seconds earlier. Nobody would deny that this is a pain, and it definitely detracts from the pleasure potential of foreign cinema in an unfortunate way. But at least, given that you are unable to discern all the emotional nuances conveyed in the tones of voice anyway, the experience is necessarily an imperfect one. The subtitles just soften the blow by making any sort of comprehension possible. 
The reason it is intuitively worse when watching films in your mother tongue is that the opportunity is available for the full-blown cinematic experience, no strings attached. The subtitles would be unnecessary toxic baggage, and I don’t think I’d see my favourite English language films with them if somebody paid me to.
This is not, I must stress, to say I object to cinemas showing films subtitled. It is just to note that I could never watch them personally. Clearly the intention is to be hospitable to the deaf, and to this I can make few objections. 
My favourite films derive a significant proportion of their power from the audio – from GoodFellas’ soundtrack to The Social Network‘s rapid talking – but this doesn’t mean no worthwhile experience remains in stone cold silent cinema. If anything, I would think good reasons could be found for arguing that like the legal provisions now available for lifts, braille signs and disabled toilets, however few the number of people needing these may be, some films shown should have to be subtitled in the name of equality and social harmony, ensuring an already marginalised section of society is not excluded even further.
Having opted for a non-subtitled screening of Crazy, Stupid, Love instead of Drive, however, a trailer prior to the film alerted me to another possibility that was less easy to reflect upon and form judgements about. An Odeon advert informed me that, not only did they show subtitled screenings, but they also had versions of films with ‘audio description’ enabled. A clip from How To Train Your Dragon explained how this works: as the boy jumps on the back of the dragon and flies off, the film plays normally with sound and video, but over the top we also have a narrator saying ‘the boy jumps on the back of the dragon, and flies off.’
Now this type of cinema experience is unfathomable. There is no way someone with the gift of sight could stomach it. But a more interesting question is – would blind people even appreciate it? I don’t want to be so arrogant or paternalistic as to claim I would know what all blind people would enjoy, but something just tells me that to pay to sit in a cinema and listen to what is, to all intents and purposes, an audiobook, would be an exercise in absurdity. But, then again, if you have no conception of sight and, music aside, this is the purest art form available to you, perhaps it would not be so strange after all. It’s not like you would be thinking ‘Damn, I wish I could also see the film,’ however counterintuitive this sounds to our ears. And I suppose the same defences I made of legal provisions to secure inclusivity also apply here. Just keep me out of the screenings, and don’t tell me the experience would somehow be the same.

I thought about it for about a minute, and decided that, no, it was in fact a big deal. Imagine reading the dialogue on the screen as you then hear it delivered. All the drama would be sapped out of the cinema from the constant pre-emption, and any prospect of tension surely obliterated from the beginning.

Of course, when it comes to foreign cinema this is somewhat inevitable. Often you will discover a crucial plot development not by watching a Spanish character tragically deliver the news that she’s got cancer by moving her own mouth, but instead, quite jarringly, by reading the words, ‘I have cancer’ two seconds earlier. Nobody would deny that this is a pain, and it definitely detracts from the pleasure potential of foreign cinema in an unfortunate way. But at least, given that you are unable to discern all the emotional nuances conveyed in the tones of voice anyway, the experience is necessarily an imperfect one. The subtitles just soften the blow by making any sort of comprehension possible. 

The reason it is intuitively worse when watching films in your mother tongue is that the opportunity is available for the full-blown cinematic experience, no strings attached. The subtitles would be unnecessary toxic baggage, and I don’t think I’d see my favourite English language films with them if somebody paid me to.

This is not, I must stress, to say I object to cinemas showing films subtitled. It is just to note that I could never watch them personally. Clearly the intention is to be hospitable to the deaf, and to this I can make few objections. 

My favourite films derive a significant proportion of their power from the audio – from GoodFellas’ soundtrack to The Social Network‘s rapid talking – but this doesn’t mean no worthwhile experience remains in stone cold silent cinema. If anything, I would think good reasons could be found for arguing that like the legal provisions now available for lifts, braille signs and disabled toilets, however few the number of people needing these may be, some films shown should have to be subtitled in the name of equality and social harmony, ensuring an already marginalised section of society is not excluded even further.

Having opted for a non-subtitled screening of Crazy, Stupid, Love instead of Drive, however, a trailer prior to the film alerted me to another possibility that was less easy to reflect upon and form judgements about. An Odeon advert informed me that, not only did they show subtitled screenings, but they also had versions of films with ‘audio description’ enabled. A clip from How To Train Your Dragon explained how this works: as the boy jumps on the back of the dragon and flies off, the film plays normally with sound and video, but over the top we also have a narrator saying ‘the boy jumps on the back of the dragon, and flies off.’

Now this type of cinema experience is unfathomable. There is no way someone with the gift of sight could stomach it. But a more interesting question is – would blind people even appreciate it? I don’t want to be so arrogant or paternalistic as to claim I would know what all blind people would enjoy, but something just tells me that to pay to sit in a cinema and listen to what is, to all intents and purposes, an audiobook, would be an exercise in absurdity. But, then again, if you have no conception of sight and, music aside, this is the purest art form available to you, perhaps it would not be so strange after all. It’s not like you would be thinking ‘Damn, I wish I could also see the film,’ however counterintuitive this sounds to our ears. And I suppose the same defences I made of legal provisions to secure inclusivity also apply here. Just keep me out of the screenings, and don’t tell me the experience would somehow be the same.

Paying a debt to Greek tragedy

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WIth less than a month to go to the triennial Oxford Greek Play (Clytemnestra, Oxford Playhouse, 6th Week), I caught up with the director (Raymond Blankenhorn), translator (Arabella Currie) and lead actress (Lucy Jackson) to discuss the project’s progress so far

h less than a month to go to the triennial Oxford Greek Play (Clytemnestra, Oxford Playhouse, 6th Week), I caught up with the director (Raymond Blankenhorn), translator (Arabella Currie) and lead actress (Lucy Jackson) to discuss the project’s progress so far. The production of a play in ancient Greek may seem like one of Oxford’s more bizarre traditions but all three are Classicists and clearly passionate about the value to be gained from original language performance. ‘In the sound of words and in the metre there’s a kind of stage direction that’s been written in by Aeschylus, so getting to work so thoroughly with the Greek is wonderful,’ Raymond tells me. Lucy (who plays Clytemnestra) also talks about her realisation in rehearsal that ‘intonation and the sound of things changes what is meant.’ Rather than a dramatic oddity, the director sees finding a dramatic purpose behind the ancient Greek as his production’s central aim – it affects the pacing and rhythm of the production – but Blankenhorn’s Clytemnestra will still be very much a play, as opposed to the more operatic Agamemnon (the last Cambridge Greek Play).
That said, Raymond tells me that ‘there is a very in-depth musical soundtrack but it’s more like a soundscape, – this even includes the incorporation of dubstep into one scene. In this Greek Play, he assures me, ‘there is something for everyone.’ This sums up the inclusiveness that the production is trying to achieve – not all the actors involved had any prior knowledge of ancient Greek, in fact ‘three out of five people in the chorus don’t know any Greek’ and for some of the production crew the language ‘might as well be Klingon.’ For the audience, Arabella’s translation will be projected as surtitles, something which, she tells me, brought its own challenges: ‘I didn’t edit anything out of the Greek – it has to be pretty much word for word but the meaning has to be clear if people just glance up. We don’t want to detract from what’s going on onstage – so it’s actually made it more interesting because you’re writing for something visual.’
Being part of such a long tradition potentially opens up all areas of the production to scrutiny, but, for Raymond, ‘subverting the tradition is interesting’. He contrasts his production with the ‘more archaeological approach’ of his immediate predecessors – this play will use masks and costumes inspired by Japanese culture, with the chorus wearing Butoh-style make-up and Clytemnestra in ‘a costume which is not quite a kimono.’ The decision to change the play’s title (from the Choephori or Libation Bearers) may also be questioned by purists but all three agree that this is a minor deviation. ‘One of the most important things for the academic interest is respecting the text, so we’re not making changes to that – we’re performing the full text without any cuts – that will go some way towards justifying some of our departures.’ The project has also provided many challenges. Lucy talks about her approach to performing Clytemnestra: ‘When she speaks there are so many layers, so a lot of what I’ve been doing now is thinking and discussing – what are those layers? And, stepping outside the character of Clytemnestra, what is the meaning of the line in the context of the rest of the play?’ Raymond has been inventive in his use of the chorus – he tells me, the chorus members have come to view themselves as individuals when ‘at a conceptual level, they’re not characters – they’re not really human.’ In performance he has tried to give the chorus   a sense of playfulness: ‘One thing we’ve done is randomise the lines for certain sections so they all know the lines and they have to figure out who is going to say them.’
The production looks set to be an innovative and engaging take on a play which ‘is unjustly under-studied and under-valued’. For those who watched the previous (Oxford or Cambridge) Greek Play it should be a ‘mirror up against the Agamemnon, not just a continuation of the plot’ but it is also a stand-alone piece with ‘the journey of one protagonist’ (Orestes – Jack Noutch) at its centre. Aeschylus, Arabella argues, was ‘trying to do something new with Greek, something that had never been done before’, and an opportunity to hear this in the original is not to be missed.

The production of a play in ancient Greek may seem like one of Oxford’s more bizarre traditions but all three are Classicists and clearly passionate about the value to be gained from original language performance. ‘In the sound of words and in the metre there’s a kind of stage direction that’s been written in by Aeschylus, so getting to work so thoroughly with the Greek is wonderful,’ Raymond tells me. Lucy (who plays Clytemnestra) also talks about her realisation in rehearsal that ‘intonation and the sound of things changes what is meant.’ Rather than a dramatic oddity, the director sees finding a dramatic purpose behind the ancient Greek as his production’s central aim – it affects the pacing and rhythm of the production – but Blankenhorn’s Clytemnestra will still be very much a play, as opposed to the more operatic Agamemnon (the last Cambridge Greek Play).

That said, Raymond tells me that ‘there is a very in-depth musical soundtrack but it’s more like a soundscape, – this even includes the incorporation of dubstep into one scene. In this Greek Play, he assures me, ‘there is something for everyone.’ This sums up the inclusiveness that the production is trying to achieve – not all the actors involved had any prior knowledge of ancient Greek, in fact ‘three out of five people in the chorus don’t know any Greek’ and for some of the production crew the language ‘might as well be Klingon.’

For the audience, Arabella’s translation will be projected as surtitles, something which, she tells me, brought its own challenges: ‘I didn’t edit anything out of the Greek – it has to be pretty much word for word but the meaning has to be clear if people just glance up. We don’t want to detract from what’s going on onstage – so it’s actually made it more interesting because you’re writing for something visual.’Being part of such a long tradition potentially opens up all areas of the production to scrutiny, but, for Raymond, ‘subverting the tradition is interesting’. He contrasts his production with the ‘more archaeological approach’ of his immediate predecessors – this play will not use masks and costumes inspired by Japanese culture, with the chorus wearing Butoh-style make-up and Clytemnestra in ‘a costume which is not quite a kimono.’ The decision to change the play’s title (from the Choephori or Libation Bearers) may also be questioned by purists but all three agree that this is a minor deviation.

‘One of the most important things for the academic interest is respecting the text, so we’re not making changes to that – we’re performing the full text without any cuts – that will go some way towards justifying some of our departures.’ The project has also provided many challenges. Lucy talks about her approach to performing Clytemnestra: ‘When she speaks there are so many layers, so a lot of what I’ve been doing now is thinking and discussing – what are those layers? And, stepping outside the character of Clytemnestra, what is the meaning of the line in the context of the rest of the play?’ Raymond has been inventive in his use of the chorus – he tells me, the chorus members have come to view themselves as individuals when ‘at a conceptual level, they’re not characters – they’re not really human.’ In performance he has tried to give the chorus   a sense of playfulness: ‘One thing we’ve done is randomise the lines for certain sections so they all know the lines and they have to figure out who is going to say them.’

The production looks set to be an innovative and engaging take on a play which ‘is unjustly under-studied and under-valued’. For those who watched the previous (Oxford or Cambridge) Greek Play it should be a ‘mirror up against the Agamemnon, not just a continuation of the plot’ but it is also a stand-alone piece with ‘the journey of one protagonist’ (Orestes – Jack Noutch) at its centre. Aeschylus, Arabella argues, was ‘trying to do something new with Greek, something that had never been done before’, and an opportunity to hear this in the original is not to be missed.

Preview: Mammals

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It’s been a long time since I saw a preview so polished that it could be transferred to the stage that very same evening. Yet this production of Amelia Bullmore’s Mammals could well make it. The scene seems familiar enough: a frantic family breakfast with Jane and her two young children, Betty and Jess, full of tantrums over bananas, refusals to get dressed and probing questions about ‘hairy fannies.’ 

’s been a long time since I saw a preview so polished that it could be transferred to the stage that very same evening. Yet this production of Amelia Bullmore’s Mammals could well make it.
The scene seems familiar enough: a frantic family breakfast with Jane and her two young children, Betty and Jess, full of tantrums over bananas, refusals to get dressed and probing questions about ‘hairy fannies.’ 
Husband Kev comes home from a business trip to reveal that he loves another woman and, right on cue, friends Lorna and Phil arrive 9 hours early. It reminds me almost of a Friday night television sitcom offering, starring a certain Hugh Dennis. Be not fooled, however – Mammals is far from the ordinary.
It’s hard to know where to begin with such an accomplished performance. The acting is sublime; there is not a single weak cast member. Sam Carter is genuinely very funny and utterly convincing as quick-witted and charming Scotsman Phil, and Rhys Bevan as Kev gives a masterclass in dramatic timing, especially when it comes to Scene Two and his confession to Jane. 
A special mention must also go to Martha Ellis-Leach and Jessica Norman playing Betty and Jess, who both manage to successfully convey pre-pubescent children without giving into the temptation to lisp, skip everywhere and overemphasise the vowels in every other word.       
Crucially, the direction by Ruby Thomas is very smooth, maintaining good fluidity of action and uncluttered blocking despite the restrictions and chaos of the acting space, allowing her to tease out the very best from her performers.
A note, of course, must also be given to Bullmore’s writing. While at times the plot can seem a little  rushed (perhaps because this production is an abridged one-hour version of the original), there is nonetheless a real energy and originality to the scenes she writes, which move seamlessly from the farcical to the moving, and fizz with fantastic one-liners –  ‘We’re a three-year-long one night stand.’
And to complement it all, the no frills, simple yet effective set gives a real intimacy to this production, something that thankfully will be well preserved transferring from a small room in Regents Park College to the Burton Taylor.
If the rest of the play continues the trend set by this fifteen minute preview, you will definitely want to get your tutorial work done early. This is top-drawer student drama.

Husband Kev comes home from a business trip to reveal that he loves another woman and, right on cue, friends Lorna and Phil arrive 9 hours early. It reminds me almost of a Friday night television sitcom offering, starring a certain Hugh Dennis. Do not be fooled, however – Mammals is far from the ordinary. It’s hard to know where to begin with such an accomplished performance.

The acting is sublime; there is not a single weak cast member. Sam Carter is genuinely very funny and utterly convincing as quick-witted and charming Scotsman Phil, and Rhys Bevan as Kev gives a masterclass in dramatic timing, especially when it comes to Scene Two and his confession to Jane. A special mention must also go to Martha Ellis-Leach and Jessica Norman playing Betty and Jess, who both manage to successfully convey pre-pubescent children without giving into the temptation to lisp, skip everywhere and overemphasise the vowels in every other word.       

Crucially, the direction by Ruby Thomas is very smooth, maintaining good fluidity of action and uncluttered blocking despite the restrictions and chaos of the acting space, allowing her to tease out the very best from her performers. A note, of course, must also be given to Bullmore’s writing. While at times the plot can seem a little rushed (perhaps because this production is an abridged one-hour version of the original), there is nonetheless a real energy and originality to the scenes she writes, which move seamlessly from the farcical to the moving, and fizz with fantastic one-liners – ‘We’re a three-year-long one night stand.’

And to complement it all, the no frills, simple yet effective set gives a real intimacy to this production, something that thankfully will be well preserved transferring from a small room in Regents Park College to the Burton Taylor. If the rest of the play continues the trend set by this fifteen minute preview, you will definitely want to get your tutorial work done early. This is top-drawer student drama.

4 STARS

Preview: Dead Funny

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Dead Funny is awkward, embarrassing and very amusing. To be performed at the sparkling new Simpkins Lee theatre, the play surrounds the Dead Funny Society – a group of 30-something men (and Lisa) who are obsessed with old school comedians.The play begins with a comical tension between the married couple Richard (Jordan Waller) and Eleanor (Charlie Mulliner) who met through ‘serious professional misconduct’ (in Richard’s words). 

ead Funny is awkward, embarrassing, and very amusing. To be performed at the sparkling new Simpkins Lee theatre, the play surrounds the Dead Funny Society – a group of 30-something men (and Lisa) who are obsessed with old-school comedians.
The play begins with a comical tension between the married couple Richard (Jordan Waller) and Eleanor (Charlie Mulliner) who met through ‘serious professional misconduct’ (in Richard’s words). 
The pair initially picked up lots of laughs, but there was a lull in the comic potential of the marital dissonance mid-scene. That said, the pair manage to portray the ennui of 10 years of married life in bitterly funny fashion.
The laughs pick up when the pair get naked for some couples therapy. Although we can’t see any of Richard’s supposed hefty waistline (both Waller and Mulliner look fantastic in their undies), you feel part of the ailing relationship. Brian (Lloyd Houston) has the first awkward interruption of the play, which occur repeatedly at predictably embarrassing moments. His exaggerated character offers less to the extract I saw, but has potential for the later scenes.
The second interruption by Lisa (Lauren Hyett), and Nick (Will Hatcher) revitalises the performance. Their prancing entrance into the living room during a sexual counselling video provides early evidence of the group’s great chemistry when together. Also facing a challenging relationship, Hyett and Hatcher act strongly and consistently in this scene. 
I look forward to seeing the culmination at Benny Hill’s remembrance party in 4th week.
Rather outdated comedians (such as Benny Hill) written into the play may pass over the heads of audiences next week. However, light-hearted throughout, Dead Funny looks set to be a professional production in 5th week. The five strong cast carries the comedy throughout.      

The pair initially picked up lots of laughs, but there was a lull in the comic potential of the marital dissonance mid-scene. That said, the pair manage to portray the ennui of 10 years of married life in bitterly funny fashion.The laughs pick up when the pair get naked for some couples therapy. Although we can’t see any of Richard’s supposed hefty waistline (both Waller and Mulliner look fantastic in their undies), you feel part of the ailing relationship. Brian (Lloyd Houston) has the first awkward interruption of the play, which occur repeatedly at predictably embarrassing moments. His exaggerated character offers less to the extract I saw, but has potential for the later scenes.

The second interruption by Lisa (Lauren Hyett), and Nick (Will Hatcher) revitalises the performance. Their prancing entrance into the living room during a sexual counselling video provides early evidence of the group’s great chemistry when together. Also facing a challenging relationship, Hyett and Hatcher act strongly and consistently in this scene. I look forward to seeing the culmination at Benny Hill’s remembrance party in 4th week.Rather outdated comedians (such as Benny Hill) written into the play may pass over the heads of audiences next week. However, light-hearted throughout, Dead Funny looks set to be a professional production in 4th week. The five strong cast carries the comedy throughout.

3.5 STARS

Cherwell Sport tries out Ultimate Frisbee

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Oxford University Ultimate is a tempting and optimistic name for a sport. The loss of the additional word ‘Frisbee’ due to its trademarked status was a monumental setback but the game has remained unchanged.

From its invention in 1968 by American high school student Joel Silver, Ultimate has progressed rapidly. It is played by five million in the US and is now played at over 60 universities across the UK. These are fairly impressive statistics for a game I had never heard of it before coming to Oxford, so I decided to give it a try.

As I entered Iffley sports hall, I observed rows of players simply throwing unbranded discs (Frisbee is trademarked remember) back and forth to one another. Simple. My initial confidence was undermined on closer inspection as I realised that the forehand and backhand throws were done with the sort of speed and control of trajectory that was far superior to anything I could manage.

Last year’s president of Oxford University Ultimate, Phil Garner, explained everything for me. Ultimate can be played both indoors and outdoors, there are men’s, women’s and mixed teams and, although there is no formal BUCS league, the teams regularly attend tournaments all over the country which are practice for regional competitions. Success at regional level wins teams the privilege of competing in the Nationals. Inevitably, the year culminates in a Varsity contest, in which Oxford have triumphed for the last two years, for which players can claim a half-blue.

The game is a combination of netball, basketball and American football; you must be stationary when you have disc, you can only hold on to it for 10 seconds, it is non contact and the object of the game is to score a point by catching the disc when you are inside the ‘end zone’.

This makes for a high tempo and intense game, something which American football could take a lesson from Even though it is only 7-a-side, it is played on a pitched roughly similar in size to a soccer pitch with two 18m long ‘end zones’. The seven players are arranged into a formation which consists of two defensive ‘handlers’ who act like quarterbacks, and the remaining five ‘cutters’ constantly make runs to create space and receive the disc. There are three ways you can win back possession from the opposition; by intercepting, a handling error or simply swatting the disc from the air.

One of the more unusual features of Ultimate is that the entire game is self refereed. Whereas anarchy would ensue in most other sporting activities, this is not the case due to the strong ‘spirit of the game’ held by Ultimate. By having no referees honesty, sportsmanship and respect are promoted – qualities which seem have taken an undeserved holiday from most professional sports.

At most Ultimate tournaments, teams are asked to fill in a form where they review their opponents based on the integrity of their calls, fouls and the general spirit in which they played. At the end of the competition an award is given to the team with best score. Maybe UEFA could try something similar for the Europa League.

In case Ultimate isn’t a hyperbolic enough title for you, there are several pretty impressive videos on YouTube, one in particular displaying a move as ‘The Greatest’. It really has to be seen to be believed.

Overall, Ultimate has plenty of advantages, it’s less stop-start than American football and it’s more athletic than netball, so it’s not surprising that it has made the Physical Education curriculum in some areas of the US. If you’re struggling for a sport to play and have a penchant for unbranded discs, this could be the one for you.

If you’re interested in playing Ultimate please contact the captain Sam Vile ([email protected]) or Phil Garner ([email protected])

Dark days ahead for MUFC

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United were a mess on Sunday for several reasons but their defence, supposedly one of the best in the league, should shoulder a good chunk of the blame. Fergie’s back four has become little more than mediocre.

Rio Ferdinand looks to have completely lost it, and Patrice Evra may well be heading the same way. Jonny Evans remains the Titus Shambles of Manchester while David de Gea looks like to be taking lessons from the Gospel According to Heurelho Gomes.

What about Fergie’s new fledglings? Phil Jones and Chris Smalling are both undeniably talented, but can two players who learnt their trade at Blackburn and Maidstone United really be expected to fill the shoes of Gary Neville and co. so quickly?

Then you’ve got the Reds midfield. Ashley Young and Nani look good on the wings, but United lack serious quality in the middle. City’s David Silva and Yaya Toure look a different class to Darren Fletcher and Anderson. Ryan Giggs, meanwhile, will soon be the wrong side of sixty, and Tom Cleverley – whatever the Old Trafford faithful may tell you – just is not Paul Scholes.

Finally, the attack. Wayne Rooney is his team’s best player, but he still looks susceptible to sudden dips in form and off-field distractions. It’s the issue of who to partner him with that seems to be giving Ferguson a headache, although there’s no reason why it should. Javier Hernandez is the club’s best buy for a long time and should be playing every game for which he’s fit. Danny Welbeck, for all there is to be said about playing home-grown talent, isn’t as good.

Compare United’s assortment of ex-Wigan stars to City’s team of galacticos, and it’s perhaps easier to see why the Reds lost they way they did at the weekend. There are  gaps in quality in most areas of the pitch: Hart beats de Gea, Kompany beats Evans, Silva beats Fletcher, Aguero beats Welbeck.

Roberto Mancini’s reluctance to take advantage of his team’s unrivalled attacking ability last season was probably why they didn’t win more than just the FA Cup, but this season the Italian has finally taken the hint. City are now the force they should have been a while ago.

Of course history tells us that Alex Ferguson is capable of winning silverware however bad his team is. It was a minor miracle that United won the league last season. But I will eat my mortarboard if they win another title this season – and don’t worry, they won’t.

Director’s Blog – Noughts and Crosses Week Four

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Rehearsals have begun but at the end of this week, I realise I need to crack on a bit harder with them: with fifty scenes to get through and only three full weeks left in which to rehearse them, the pressure is definitely on. However, I have been surprised at the speed at which the actors have gotten through scenes in rehearsal so far; I’m hoping we’ll continue at that pace without the need to rush through scenes just for the sake of going through them, leading to inadequate work on a scene. 

Rehearsals have begun but at the end of this week, I realise I need to crack on a bit harder with them: with fifty scenes to get through and only three full weeks left in which to rehearse them, the pressure is definitely on. However, I have been surprised at the speed at which the actors have gotten through scenes in rehearsal so far; I’m hoping we’ll continue at that pace without the need to rush through scenes just for the sake of going through them, leading to inadequate work on a scene. 
Thanks to my great producer, whose activities I can only compare to the Grimm’s fairytale of the Cobbler and the Elves, we’ve pretty much got all the funding we need and in terms of being fully-funded we’re nearly there. After going through what I can only describe as the Dragon’s Den version of OUDS with us pitching the play to the OUDS committee who are sitting behind desks- but with a friendly, helpful vibe instead of a scary, intimidating one- the need to get used to the venue is on my mind. The sooner we get to go in there to block scenes within the actual space, as well as figure out lighting and other technical stuff, the better. I’m looking forward to seeing Dead Funny, the production being performed there this week, as it will be interesting to see how they have made use of the performance space. 
My anxiety over ticket sales has not been alleviated- not even a little bit- as we need to sell a hefty amount of tickets in order to break even. So, where to begin? Facebook, of course: it’s only been a few days since I made the event on Facebook and there’s already a decent amount of people who have signed up to attend the event. I also created a website for the play which is going to have some videos and photos of the production on by the end of this week- well that’s what I’m telling myself anyway- which could entice more people. One of the videos is going to be in the classy style of ‘happy-a-la-slapping’, so just to say now to people that they should not be alarmed and that it’s not actually real- no actors were harmed in the making of this short clip. 

Thanks to my great producer, whose activities I can only compare to the Grimm’s fairytale of the Cobbler and the Elves, we’ve pretty much got all the funding we need and in terms of being fully funded we’re nearly there. After going through what I can only describe as the Dragon’s Den version of OUDS with us pitching the play to the OUDS committee who are sitting behind desks- but with a friendly, helpful vibe instead of a scary, intimidating one, the need to get used to the venue is on my mind. The sooner we get to go in there to block scenes within the actual space, as well as figure out lighting and other technical stuff, the better. I’m looking forward to seeing Dead Funny, the production being performed there this week, as it will be interesting to see how they have made use of the performance space. 

My anxiety over ticket sales has not been alleviated – not even a little bit – as we need to sell a hefty amount of tickets in order to break even. So, where to begin? Facebook, of course: it’s only been a few days since I made the event on Facebook and there’s already a decent amount of people who have signed up to attend the event. I also created a website for the play which is going to have some videos and photos of the production on by the end of this week- well that’s what I’m telling myself anyway- which could entice more people. One of the videos is going to be in the classy style of ‘happy-a-la-slapping’, so just to say now to people that they should not be alarmed and that it’s not actually real – no actors were harmed in the making of this short clip. 

Lax defense costs Oxford in Varsity warm-up

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This week the Oxford Blues women’s lacrosse team took on Cambridge in their first clash of the new season, having crushed Bath 15-5 in the middle of a hailstorm last week. Last year’s three Oxford-Cambridge fixtures all resulted in victory for the Tabs but this year Oxford seem determined not to let that happen.

“A new season, a new squad. Everyone is beatable, it’s just a case of composure” were the pre-match words of one of the Oxford coaches. Speaking to defender Gabriel Harris, I was told why the squad were especially keen for victory this week, “It’s both the captain and the vice-captain’s birthday today and so we are especially pumped up and ready to go out there and give it our all.”

Following the Swifts’ 24-1 victory over Loughborough minutes earlier, the players took to the field. As the draw was set up and the umpire called for quiet on the sidelines, the tension mounted and the Blues’ most crucial league fixture got underway. After a couple of minutes of settled play at both ends, Oxford’s Emily Sever hit the post and the Cambridge goalie did well to save another Oxford shot.

The deadlock was broken moments later by vice captain Beth Denham, who was assisted by Sabrina Gordon’s meticulously placed feed. Two minutes later, the same duo combined to give Oxford a 2-0 lead, this time with Gordon firing in a shot. The perfect start continued with Gordon’s third, which forced Cambridge to call an early time out.

Cambridge were obviously frustrated by the home side’s strong start, and despite their captain’s angry words, Oxford remained on top after the 3 minute break with Denham finding more gaps in the Cambridge defence with a drive from behind the goal.

It took Cambridge a good 12 minutes to get into the game but even when they did, their first few shots on target were skilfully blocked by the Oxford goalkeeper, Alice Leach. Ellie Walsh gave Cambridge their first goal after about 15 minutes, quickly followed by a second from Allana Livesey. They could have drawn level but again Leach proved unbeatable in goal and Lucy Andrew scored her first of the match to put Oxford 5-2 ahead. Cambridge pulled a goal back just before half time still leaving Oxford three ahead at the break.

Less than a minute after the restart, Denham drove to goal and completed her birthday hat-trick, making it 6-3 and Emily Sever soon found the back of the net to take Oxford to a 7-3 lead. For the second time in the match, Oxford found themselves 4 goals to the good but Cambridge came out much stronger in the second half.

As a result of the end to end play, both teams had to continually sprint the full length of the pitch after shots were saved or possession was lost. Gabriel Harris and Jane Dougherty proved to be a crucial pairing in the Oxford defence, relentlessly recovering the ball and moving it up into the midfield and attack. Cambridge began to settle on the ball much more but still struggled to convert chances.

A well crafted goal by Cambridge’s Laura Plant was arguably the turning point for the away side and suddenly the Tabs found themselves level after a second goal from Allana Livesey and two in quick succession from Daniella Allard.

Oxford called a time out and suspense built up with only ten minutes to go. Cambridge continued to keep possession threateningly close to goal and to Oxford’s despair, Allard scored her third of the match from inside the fan.

As the clock ran down, a tactical battle arose as Cambridge played a possession game, whilst Oxford pushed up on the attack. With two minutes to go, Oxford gained the ball back superbly and seemed likely to score on the break, but it was too little too late and difficult chances were missed by Murphy, Gordon and Andrew. As the whistle blew for full time it was Cambridge who were celebrating the narrow victory of 7-8.

The overwhelming feeling on the sidelines was that after dominating the first half and playing their hearts out in the second, Oxford were unlucky to lose. It was most certainly a game of two halves; Cambridge learnt from their mistakes in the first and went all out in the second.

Perhaps Oxford should have capitalised more on an early lead but it is far easier said than done, especially against a side of Cambridge’s calibre. The home team demonstrated fantastic teamwork and equal play, whereas Cambridge relied more upon the individual talents of a couple of star players.

After the game Laura Plant, a key midfielder for Cambridge, said, “That was definitely the closest match we’ve ever played against Oxford. Varsity is going to be very tough this year.”  If this game is anything to go by, it most certainly will be.