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There’s more to life than karaoke

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China, despite the censorship and the huge pressure of maketisation, has for the past twenty years been stumbling towards the status of a cultural power. Chinese films are well received at festivals, and some even enjoy commercial success, while Chinese art now sells for stratospheric prices. Even some of the country’s authors, such as Su Tong and Yu Hua, to name two, are widely available in the West, if only when sold as ‘voices of conscience’, rarely an adequate description (Western marketing of Chinese ‘dissident’ literature is a topic for another day, though).

One artistic sphere in which the Chinese have soundly failed to spread beyond their own borders is music. This isn’t without some reason – syrupy, melancholy ballads make up more or less the entirety of the music played on the radio, television and sung in karaoke, which counts for a pretty substantial slice of musical consumption as a whole, especially given how huge an institution karaoke is (I am sitting, as I write this, within five minutes of at least six different such establishments).

This isn’t an elitist rant about the (in)ability of the Chinese to write a decent song – in any case, there is a sizeable crop of Chinese bands plying relatively original sounds (well represented on edge.neocha.com, if you’re interested), in genres ranging from folk to electronica. Instead, what is interesting is the vast gulf between the identikit pop ballads produced by mainstream labels and the more niche bands. What China completely lacks is the ‘mainstream alternative’ bracket – popular bands that are not pop, which tend to spread abroad most effectively.

Much of this can be put down to a hostile music market. Only a tiny minority of music is ever paid for, generally bought on pirate discs, or downloaded for free off Baidu, the state-backed equivalent of Google. Under such conditions, bands struggle to make an income, and companies would be mad to invest any large sum in promoting any one of them. Even well known stars rely heavily on televised shows and promotions to make a living. The money is tied up not so much in appealing to a large number of individuals as in collectively appealing to a large audience, so sticking to the familiar is the only safe bet. Latent official paranoia plays its part in keeping creativity off the airwaves as well – it was only twenty years ago that rock was designated a ‘spiritual pollutant’.

Tough a business as music is in China, something else is at work. Music does just not seem to play the same social role among young people that it does in the West. Dress, lifestyle, and above all friendships are fairly closely intimately linked to musical tastes among Occidental youths. I’m not suggesting that, as a rule, people are friends because they like the same music, or that people force themselves to listen to a particular brand of music to fit in socially, although neither is particularly implausible. Even so, for many people, for a part of their lives, music takes centre stage in social interaction in a way that no other art form does – leaving the realm of pop and whatever your parents play is almost as a coming-of-age rite.

The same isn’t true in China – even at relatively ‘niche’ festivals or gigs, it’s impossible to pick out a coherent scene. Sure, Chinese who listen to original music tend to dress more originally, but the fans of any one genre are more or less interchangeable with any other. The vast majority, though, seem completely oblivious to the idea of a link between music and social identity. This is probably because most Western music of the past fifty years was introduced to China within the space of a barely two decades, arriving as a chaotic mix of curiosities rather than discrete genres with almost historical significance. The reactions and influences that make up the relationship between new and old music never made it here, only the finished product. The overload of genres deprives each individual one of some of its significance, so that none define or dominate a particular era.

Music’s lack of social significance is something of a double edged sword. People seem to tend towards a passive appreciation of whatever music is available, feeling little drive to define their own preferences. Original bands struggle to develop a strong, lasting following, and rarely claim to speak for a particular group or generation. At the same time, the fact that listening to a band never implies investing yourself in a genre allows for a refreshing open-mindedness. Unmuddied by questions of coolness, music is enjoyed with a measure unselfconscious exuberance rare in the West, and the idea of being embarrassed about preferring shamelessly shallow pop to something more subtle is rarely entertained.

Such exuberance extends beyond karaoke as well – it is far from uncommon to encounter passers-by just singing to themselves, on the street, on the bus, even in lifts. Not just murmuring a melody to themselves either, but full-throated singing, from more saccharine ballads, to age-old, somewhat atonal folk tunes. Age is no boundary here – I have seen teenagers, office workers, and the elderly all sing with the same mix of passion and dreamy detachment, as if they neither know nor care whether anyone might be listening.

Even politicians feel no embarrassment –  Bo Xilai, the mayor of Chongqing, a metropolis in south China, recently ordered all official staff, schools, and universities in the city to participate in daily renditions of revolutionary hymns, supposedly to improve the city’s character, though more likely to reaffirm his credentials as a die-hard nationalist in the run up to next year’s changes to the Politburo. There was even a video floating around on the Internet of Hu Jintao, while President of the largest country in the world, serenading a group of fellow officials after dinner with a rendition of a Russian folk song.

Yet that completely unselfconscious love of the pleasure of music, perversely, leaves little incentive to stray from the straightforward satisfaction of the mainstream. Again, this is not to say that alternative music is popular purely because it is alternative, but rather that a latent, self-conscious disdain for the mainstream is what pushes many to search for new sounds, and that link between music and social identity, though generally confined to one’s teenage years, leaves imprinted on us the feeling that music is something important, not just an idle pleasure.

Whether this attitude towards music is peculiar to China is an open question, as is whether a patchwork of scenes will ever emerge out of such an environment. For now though, I am tempted to believe that social centrality of music in the West is unique, not a natural consequence of growth in the amount of music available. Enjoying music in China is a pure pleasure, and though that fact may leave China’s more creative artists without much of a future, most people seem to be having too much fun to care.

The Agony and the Ecstasy XI

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They are perhaps the most eagerly anticipated set of matches in the English Domestic Football season for their unpredictability and the financial sums at stake and this season’s Npower Football League Playoff Finals didn’t disappoint. Stevenage continued their remarkable meteoric rise from the Non-League with a second consecutive promotion in the same number of years with promotion to Npower Football League One, Peterborough United won a third promotion in four years, returning back to the Npower Championship whilst Swansea City became the first Welsh team to reach the promised land of the Barclays Premier League.

 

Goalkeeper: Paul Jones (Peterborough United)

Despite enduring a nervy start, most notably fluffing a few goal kicks and clearances, Jones grew in confidence as the game went on. He was instrumental in keeping his team in the early stages of the game, producing a string of fine saves to deny the likes of Huddersfield Town midfielders Gary Roberts and Danny Ward. His fingertip save to turn Ward’s magnificent run and powerful strike onto the bar was the stand out moment.

 

Right Back: Kevin Nicholson (Torquay United)

Despite ending up on the losing team, Nicholson made a real impression at right back for The Gulls. Whilst he found himself defending for periods of the game, he produced a number of incisive long balls for Torquay striker Chris Zebrowski to latch on to. Indeed, his long balls over the top of the Stevenage defence provided one of the main threats for goalkeeper Chris Day. His delivery on the day from corners was good.

 

Centre Back: Mark Roberts (Stevenage)

The Stevenage captain was quite simply magnificent in central defence, protecting goalkeeper Chris Day and constantly sniffing out dangerous long balls from the Torquay United midfielders. He produced a series of committed, last-ditch tackles which maintained Stevenage’s slender lead over their rivals. His leadership skills were obvious to see on the field as he rallied his troops to dig in deep as Torquay United produced a second half display full of attacking spirit and skill.

 

Centre Back: Garry Monk (Swansea City)

He’s been at the Liberty Stadium through thick and thin and Captain Monk led by example in a tospy turvy Npower Championship Playoff Final. He dealt adequately with Reading striker Shane Long and alongside fellow central defender Alan Tate kept things tight at the back. Indeed, the pair conceded just 11 goals in their 23 home league fixtures which formed a crucial part in The Swans boasting the best home form in the Npower Championship.

 

Left Back: Angel Rangel (Swansea City)

Like the rest of his defensive line, namely fellow Centre Backs, Monk and Vice-Captain Alan Tate, plus Right Back, Ashley Williams, Rangel has been an ever-present for The Swans this season. He proved his capability at the back, keeping a close eye on Reading right winger Jimmy Kebe, whilst also demonstrating his attacking prowess. He got up in support of left winger Scott Sinclair providing a few long balls which caused the Reading defence problems.

 

Right Winger: Steven Dobbie (Swansea City)

Not quite Lionel Messi-esque but Dobbie was a constant threat down the right wing for Swansea City, tormenting the Reading defence. He demonstrated a quick turn of pace and an ability to take on the opposition defenders, in particular, cruelly exposing Reading Left-Back Ian Harte’s lack of pace. He created a number of chances for the lone Swansea City striker Fabio Borini whilst also chipping in with a goal of his own, Swansea City’s third.

 

Central Midfield: Grant McCann (Peterborough United)

Posh’s midfield maestro and Captain produced a midfield master class and was instrumental in seeing Darren Ferguson’s team return to the Npower Championship. He grafted in midfield and it was his whipped ball from a free kick which allowed Tommy Rowe to head home Posh’s first goal. And the Northern Irishman McCann topped off a great display by rasping in a beautiful free-kick into the top corner of the Huddersfield Town net past goalkeeper Ian Bennett.

 

Central Midfield: Danny Ward (Huddersfield Town)

McCann’s midfield compatriot Ward was impressive for The Terriers in both attack and defence. He was, alongside Anthony Kay, responsible for making a number of crucial last-ditch tackles in the first half. He was allowed a greater degree of freedom in the second half as his team attempted to relieve the pressure being put on them. He made a number of darting runs, in particular drawing a fantastic save from Posh goalkeeper Paul Jones.

 

Left Winger: Scott Sinclair (Swansea City)

The buy of the season. He may be Swansea City’s first £1,000,000 player but he is showing that he is worth every penny. His mazy runs down the left-wing, his sudden change of pace and quick thinking kept the Reading defence on their toes all day long. He became the first player since Charlton Athletic’s Clive Mendonca against Sunderland in 1998 to score a hat trick in the Championship Playoff final. One to watch next season.

 

Striker: Darius Charles (Stevenage)

What a remarkable turned around for Charles. Relegated last season from the Blue Square Bet Premier League with Ebsfleet United, the central defender turned makeshift striker put in a man-of-the-match performance in the Npower Football League Two Playoff Final. He was the perfect target man, successfully managing to hold up the ball for his midfielders to run on. A lack of composure in front of goal cost him from scoring the goal he thoroughly deserved.

 

Striker: Craig Mackail-Smith (Peterborough United)

One of the brightest talents in Npower Football League One this season, the striker was a constant threat for Peterborough United, keeping Huddersfield Town defenders Anthony Kay and Peter Clarke busy throughout the game, scoring Posh’s second goal. He was the top goalscorer in Npower Football League One this season and made his international debut for Scotland this year against Brazil. Expect plenty of suitors to be circling around Peterborough United’s hottest property this summer.

 

Manager: Brendan Rodgers (Swansea City)

 

A very tough decision as all three managers deserve enormous credit but Rodgers just pips Westley and Ferguson. Having endured a torrid spell at Reading he’s rebuilt his reputation at the Liberty City stadium. His attacking free-flowing football philosophy has gained Swansea City many admirers this season. He’s bought extremely wisely and followed in the footsteps of former manager John Toshack – the last man to guide the club to the promised land back in 1983.

 

 

And that’s that for the 2010-2011 English Domestic Football season. Here’s a full rundown of all the teams promoted and relegated from within the Npower Football Leagues:

 

Npower Championship

Champions: Queens Park Rangers

Automatic Runners-Up: Norwich City

Play-Off Winners: Swansea City

Relegated: Preston North End, Sheffield United and Scunthorpe United

 

 

Npower Football League One

Champions: Brighton & Hove Albion

Automatic Runners-Up: Southampton

Play-Off Winners: Peterborough United

Relegated: Dagenham and Redbridge, Bristol Rovers, Plymouth Argyle and Swindon Town

 

 

Npower Football League Two

Champions: Chesterfield

Automatic Runners-Up: Bury and Wycombe Wanderers

Play-Off Winners: Stevenage

Relegated: Lincoln City and Stockport County

Exploring the Emerald Isle

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To Gil Scott-Heron

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The sudden death of the godfather of rap Gil Scott-Heron means that this week’s post will be dedicated to paying tribute to his timeless music. Before I get on to dissecting some of his best tracks I think it’s important to highlight the magnitude of his impact on rap, hip hop and, dare I say it, modern music in general. By no means am I equipped to document his life and work with the knowledge or respect it deserves, but suffice to say that his politicised words and poignant poetry paved the way for hip hop as we know it and shone a desperately needed light on the state of race relations in 1970s America. This article says it better than I ever could.

Time to take a look at the tracks this legend left behind. First up is ‘The Bottle’, arguably one of Gil’s most famous records and the first single release from his collaborative album with Brian Jackson, Winter in America. Gil tells the tragic tale of a society afflicted by alcoholism, letting his striking voice lie above the track’s funk-jazz feel. The flute on this is pretty captivating stuff and I dare you not to get down to the tight bass line. If you’re having trouble feeling it, just pretend it’s 1974 (this is an arbitrary date but I’m guessing it was a pretty groovy year).

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A song I only recently discovered – yes shame on me – is ‘Not Needed’ from his 1980 album Real Eyes and the bass line is tight enough to restrict blood flow to your brain. A tip, remember to breathe after hearing the flawless intro, no one would blame you for forgetting to do so; slap base has been known to cause pretty insane reactions. The intermittent harmonica on this track will transport you to a different time and place entirely, and it hints at the melancholic lyrical content of the song. Gil’s ability to sing about life’s strifes – in this case being made redundant – whilst maintaing a solid groove is part of what made him so great.

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A slightly less obscure choice – let’s face it not many people listened to Real Eyes – is ‘Home is Where the Hatred Is’ a track sampled by Kanye West on ‘On My Way Home’. If like me you heard Kanye’s version before hearing the original, then jump on it: the shuffle drum beat is enough to make a grown man cry. The reverb amplifies the poignancy of Scott-Heron’s words, ‘home is where the needle marks’, and adds a haunting layer to the  song. The fact that Mr West used the chorus for his own track is testament to the timeless nature of Gil’s music.

Moving from timelessness to timeliness, listen to Gil Scott Heron’s ‘The Revolution Will not Be Televised’ which is one of his most famous offerings and has essentially seen him add a whole new expression to the English language. First appearing on his 1970 album Small Talk on 125th and Lenox this poem documents the hypocrisy of consumerist culture and the harsh truth of ghetto life. Accompanied by nothing more than a few bongos, this poem still has the ability to get the hairs on the back of your neck standing on end.

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Lastly, because looking backwards can be a little depressing sometimes, I’d like to leave you with ‘Running’ from his latest collaborative album We’re New Here which sees Jamie xx remix Gil’s songs from his first album (made up of original songs) in 16 years, I’m New Here. The original track is effective enough and sees Gil return to his poignant and heart stopping poetry, but Jamie’s Remix gives it a sharper edge which I challenge anyone to dislike. The gritty beat and infectious chorus ‘r-r-r-r-run away’ brings Gil’s music really and truly into the 21st century, not that he needs a sampled beat to make his music relevant. Let’s hope that Gil will be pumping out of people’s stereos for years to come.

Review: Oxford University Orchestra, Hilary Davan Wetton

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The Oxford University Orchestra veered away from its usual course this term with a programme of five shorter pieces spanning a period of 75 years, rather than the two larger orchestral works the Orchestra generally prepares. Although the players responded well to the task, the programme was rather disparate, and the fragmentary quality of the pieces themselves – such as Verdi’s ‘Overture to La Forza del Destino’, which dotted through several themes from the opera – meant the Orchestra had a hard job to maintain a sense of direction. Fauré’s ‘Masques et Bergamasques’ in particular suffered from this: the majestic poise of the dances at times gave way to more of a heavy stagger, as the orchestra trudged through the light Minuet and Gavotte, although there was responsive interplay between the sections as they worked to weave the more obscure strands of Fauré’s piece. 

The Oxford University Orchestra veered away from its usual course this term with a programme of five shorter pieces spanning a period of 75 years, rather than the two larger orchestral works the Orchestra generally prepares. Although the players responded well to the task, the programme was rather disparate, and the fragmentary quality of the pieces themselves- such as Verdi’s Overture to La Forza del Destino, which dotted through several themes from the opera – meant the Orchestra had a hard job to maintain a sense of direction. Fauré’s Masques et Bergamasques in particular suffered from this: the majestic poise of the dances at times gave way to more of a heavy stagger, as the orchestra trudged through the light Minuet and Gavotte, although there was responsive interplay between the sections as they worked to weave the more obscure strands of Fauré’s piece. 
This all changed with Brahms’ Variations on a Theme by Haydn however, with some exciting playing from the violins, and a wonderfully thick sound oozing from the lower strings in the coda. Gaining confidence, the orchestra approached Butterworth’s The Banks of Green Willow with finesse; beautifully phrased flute, clarinet and oboe solos from Claire Wickes, Calypso Nash and Julian Scott juxtaposed sensitively with rich string sections. This lesser known yet highly impressionist and evocative piece was full of contrasts, and leader Henry Chandler’s expressive solo floated over the top as the piece came to a perfectly bucolic conclusion. 
This contrasted dramatically with the sinister world captured by Stravinsky’s Firebird Suite. The lower strings and brass worked well together here to create the mood instantly, followed by an ethereal and eerie array of glissandi harmonics in the strings. The demanding woodwind parts were sharply controlled, while the strings were tightly compact, and conductor Hilary Davan Wetton took full advantage of the contrasting textures and timbres throughout. Crisply rhythmic work in the percussion and piano pierced through the string lines, and a quick glimpse around the Sheldonian Theatre was enough to show that most of the audience were on the edge of their seats. An applaudable concert by Oxford’s première student orchestra; especially given the disjointed and taxing programme they were set. 

This all changed with Brahms’ ‘Variations on a Theme by Haydn’ however, with some exciting playing from the violins, and a wonderfully thick sound oozing from the lower strings in the coda. Gaining confidence, the orchestra approached Butterworth’s ‘The Banks of Green Willow’ with finesse; beautifully phrased flute, clarinet and oboe solos from Claire Wickes, Calypso Nash and Julian Scott juxtaposed sensitively with rich string sections. This lesser known yet highly impressionist and evocative piece was full of contrasts, and leader Henry Chandler’s expressive solo floated over the top as the piece came to a perfectly bucolic conclusion. 

This contrasted dramatically with the sinister world captured by Stravinsky’s ‘Firebird Suite’. The lower strings and brass worked well together here to create the mood instantly, followed by an ethereal and eerie array of glissandi harmonics in the strings. The demanding woodwind parts were sharply controlled, while the strings were tightly compact, and conductor Hilary Davan Wetton took full advantage of the contrasting textures and timbres throughout. Crisply rhythmic work in the percussion and piano pierced through the string lines, and a quick glimpse around the Sheldonian Theatre was enough to show that most of the audience were on the edge of their seats. An applaudable concert by Oxford’s première student orchestra; especially given the disjointed and taxing programme they were set. 

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Review: Ladysmith Black Mambazo at the New Theatre

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Ladysmith Black Mambazo took to the Oxford New Theatre stage before an audience who knew what they were getting. After forty seven years as a group, where they’ve had the chance to enjoy genuine global fame, it has been a long time since they were an unknown quantity. That the crowd departed so uplifted is made all the more impressive by this lack of the element of surprise.

Ladysmith’s recordings are consistently enjoyable, but after talking to founding member Albert Mazibuko it was clear that live performance was by some distance more important to them. This is apparent when attending a gig of theirs. I can’t remember seeing a group have so much fun on stage. Those voices: gorgeous, enthralling harmonies were the order of the day and the group didn’t falter once in the delivery. Ladysmith spend a huge amount of time in practice, and it shows. Despite large amounts of improvisation, and a very loose style, there was not one noticeable gaffe. Working their way through several cuts off their new album Songs from a Zulu Farm to begin with (which involved a higher frequency of animal impressions than this reviewer is usually comfortable with, though they made it work), they began to weave in older material like ‘Unomathemba’. A notable highlight was an electric rendition of ‘Homeless’, leaving many around me in tears.

Band leader Joseph Shabalala, now nearing seventy but with the energy of a man half his age, marshals affairs with a confidence borne of extreme familiarity. On the few songs where he was absent, his role was taken with panache by his son, and Ladysmith’s dauphin, Thamsanqa, who had more than a few in the crowd swooning. On this evidence the group’s future is in safe hands. Each of the other members had several moments in the limelight, and the friendly jostling for lone dance time was one of the more memorable features of the show, with much manhandling between Shabalala’s sons.

This was a hugely enjoyable show. Having identified their mission as the spreading of joy, the members of Ladysmith Black Mambazo needed only to look at the beaming faces as they finished their finale of ‘Shosholoza’ (for a brief minute it looked like they intended to finish with a fun but ephemeral cover of ‘Old Macdonald had a Farm’, which would have been mischievous to say the least) to know that in Oxford at least it was mission accomplished.

Review: Amadeus

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It’s always difficult coming to a play knowing an adaptation better than the original. Although Peter Shaffer’s Amadeus was premiered in 1979, five years before Miloš Forman’s acclaimed film production, I suspect that most people will be in the same position that I was when I was treated to a preview of the first act of the Trinity College Lawns production.

As unfair as it is, I was sceptical at first—I’ll be called a philistine, but I was left feeling distinctly underwhelmed when I saw Dale Wasserman’s One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest knowing most of the lines of Forman’s version of Ken Kesey’s book by heart—however, thanks to stunning performances by Thomas Olver (Antonio Salieri), Hugh Macfarlane (Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart) and Maude Morrison (Constanze Weber, Mozart’s wife), the Trinity production of Amadeus has a freshness and vitality that will command the attention of even the most ardent devotees of Forman’s film.

For those unacquainted with either the play or the film, the essential subject matter is Mozart’s life in late 18th century Vienna. Narrated by the jealousy-consumed, senior composer, Salieri, the play is equal parts psychological drama and sacrilegious burlesque. Those of a historical bent may well find themselves annoyed. To call Amadeus highly fictionalised is an understatement: Shaffer can be held accountable for propagating the facile genius myth that now dominates popular Mozart reception in spite of evidence that Mozart was a relatively well-adjusted, well integrated member of Austrian society. Nonetheless, the bottom line is that it’s entertaining.

Olver’s performance as Salieri is captivating from start to finish, while Macfarlane’s Mozart, fiery and whimsical by turns, is the perfect dramatic partner. It is Morrison as Mozart’s wife, however, who delivers some of the most emotionally compelling performances, exuding a vulnerable gravity that dominates her scenes without ever becoming overbearing.

Naturally, the production incorporates music by both Mozart and Salieri, and I am moved to wonder why, in performances otherwise so polished, there is not more attention given to learning to conduct realistically. Macfarlane’s attempt was more sticking pins in a notice board than leading an orchestra, but this is a minor niggle in an otherwise exhilarating performance.

 

4 STARS

 

Amadeus is showing in Trinity College Lawns every night at 7.30pm from Wednesday 8 June to Saturday 11 June, with an additional 2.30pm performance on the Saturday. Tickets are £7/£5.

 

Unplugged: A week without internet

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When my lovely bosses at Cherwell asked me to do a feature on going without internet for a week I have to admit I was pretty worried at first and tried to dream up ways of getting round it, such as timing it to coincide with a holiday abroad. However, I had to admit it seemed like an interesting social experiment and a challenge. After all, we are constantly being told that the internet is becoming a more and more integral part of our lives and there seems to be a never-ending supply of stories about the dangers of the internet and its overuse. I was curious to see how far I could go.

A friend in college had voluntarily and surprisingly comfortably done ‘No Facebook February’ but she made the mistake of telling people that she would not be accessing her account for a month. People started to post various amusing YouTube videos on her wall and it turned into a very good source of material for anyone looking for some quality procrastination. I decided not to make the same mistake and not to let anyone know about the trial I would be undergoing. Surely it could not be that hard? Oh how wrong I was…

The first two days were surprisingly fine and I didn’t really notice my lack of internet usage. This was probably because I was out for most of the time and away from the computer. Being no luddite, I often used to use the internet on my phone just to pass time, usually while waiting for someone or when on the bus, checking Facebook or my email. I found it quite odd not doing this. In fact not using the internet felt kind of liberating and it felt like I had more time. However, over the next few days this would not be the case.

Not having access to the internet created minor annoyances which were not always possible to get around. For directions, I often used to use Google Maps or the maps app on my phone but now I found myself stranded without technical aid. There were other small things like not being able to use BBC News in the mornings to check the headlines, or not being able to use Google and Wikipedia to check something I was wondering about. And, devoid of online procrastination, I found myself discovering numerous other distractions. Thankfully the cricket world cup was on as well as the second legs of the Champions League 2nd round.

Trying to do an essay on my computer pushed my resolve almost to breaking point. A few times I came close to slipping. It seems pitiable now, but I think I am mechanically programmed to automatically sign onto the internet every time I switch on. Each time I made this mistake, it took all the willpower I posessed to press that wretched ‘close’ button. I think I was most tempted to check Facebook or my email. What if there was an email or something that required a reply? What if a friend posted something on my wall that needed a ‘like’ or comment with an obscene amount of x’s in response? It would be rude not to reply – the world as I knew it would be over!

I found myself texting and phoning more to keep up to date with friends and happenings. After all I had to find a way to replace my hours of facebook stalking which would enable me to understand everything that everyone I know or ever knew or who a friend of a friend of a friend once met a aparty was doing at every moment.

I did end up going out more than I had planned, since at home it was always very easy to turn on the computer and waste away hours on Google, YouTube and Facebook. I enjoyed this side of the experience as I felt I was making the most of my time, which I seemed to have much more of. However, when it got to the last few days and when I had already been out and seen people and had already watched most of the sporting events on TV, I really felt the absence of the internet. It is probably the best time-wasting tool available and I passionately missed that. But it was fine when it was all over and I could return to watching mildly funny YouTube videos that I had been sent on Facebook or to the short online games on Mousebreaker. It seems a bit silly now, but without internet I felt I was missing out on small things like this. Oh the bliss…

I am slightly impressed with myself that I made it through a week but to be fair it wasn’t too hard. I just had to suppress a habit. Battle with my fingers itching to check out Facebook. Reaffirm to myself that I am not in any way addicted to the internet. Initially it was, in fact, rather liberating not wasting away time online. However, by not using it, I realised just how important the internet has become in our everyday lives and how much of our day we devote to it. I think I used to spend at least 2-3 hours a day online, probably more. At the same time I realised that if I was not using the internet I found other replacement distractions. It would have been much more difficult if I had to try to go a week without a phone, TV or computer.

Unplugging does not seem to make sense and is impractical in such a wired world. The BBC recently did a special report where they put a remote Nigerian community online, while families in South Korea were challenged to go offline for a week. South Korea is often called the world’s most wired society, boasting the fastest average broadband speeds on the planet. We have heard many stories of internet addiction there and even deaths resulting from extremely long online gaming sessions. The BBC found it very hard finding two families in South Korea to give up their normal lives and go without internet. Many people they asked protested saying it would be too great a sacrifice and that the internet was too important a part of their lives. They shopped online, they needed it for work, and their children did homework online. In the most developed countries, the internet has become so integrated into our lives that it is difficult to imagine going without it. This is not necessarily a bad thing as the internet has made so many things easier and more convenient for us, but perhaps spending a little less time checking who’s poked my primary school classmate might be a good idea…

Overall, I found my week offline to be an interesting experiment and it made me think about the big role the internet plays in our lives. Whilst I would not voluntarily do it again, mainly because during term time I would find it impossible, I don’t regret my experiment.