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A guide to summer reading

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It’s the day after results day. Hungover, covered in unidentifiable bruises and somebody else’s vomit, you trudge downstairs and, to your delight, discover that the elves of Oxford have already delivered your Freshers’ pack (by owl?!) to your doorstep. Filled with naive excitement, you read everything from electrical regulations to stupid second-year in-jokes with equal attention. But beneath the pieces of brightly coloured paper and jolly pictures lurks something badly photocopied, shoddily formatted, and not fun to read. Your First Reading List.

If, holidaying in Europe or hiding under the stairs, you have not yet confronted this document, let me enlighten you. The list will, like all the worst things in this world, be long, difficult, time-consuming, and potentially very expensive. Even English students, supposedly safe in the knowledge that they will spend their degrees reading ‘stories’, will baulk at the fact that most of these ‘stories’ are written in a fake-sounding combination of Anglo-Saxon and French and the rest are set in a time when nobody had sex and authors were obsessively preoccupied with the goings-on of old people in provincial towns.

But fear not. For while there are few tricks to get round this scary institution of Oxford life, what tricks there are I have laid out below.

1. NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO, when you arrive in October there will be people who have read more than you, and people who have read less. There will be people who say they have read everything Tolstoy ever wrote, but who have in fact spent the summer reading ‘One Day’ over and over again, sobbing convulsively into their pillows. There will also be people who don’t appear to know how to read at all and who only got in because they are magic. Don’t let any of these people put you off. Ignore them.

2. IF YOU ARE A SCIENTIST, a quick glance at the list- or the fact that you don’t have one at all- will show you how lucky you are. Anything that says ‘may benefit from reading’ or ‘we suggest for those who are interested’ means you don’t have to read it. Enjoy it while it lasts- once term starts, you will be spending four hundred hours a week doing stupid experiments while arts students are asleep, drunk, or watching boxsets of Peep Show. Second years I’ve spoken to do say it’s a good idea to refresh your misty memories of the chemistry/maths you’re already supposed to know to prevent embarrassment when you’re asked to draw a line with a ruler in first week and can’t remember what a line is.

3. IF YOU ARE AN ARTS STUDENT, the bad news is that you are going to have to read something. But that’s what you signed up for, right? The unfortunate truth is that during term time, you don’t have a lot of time for reading- with an essay a week on up to three primary texts, you don’t have time to read both primary and background material in just a few days alongside your hectic schedule of iPlayer and clubbing. A good rule of thumb for the summer is to try and tackle your novels/plays/poetry for Languages, cases for Law, and background reading for History subjects. The idea is that, on seeing your topic for that week’s essay, you don’t have to Wikipedia it on Monday for a tutorial on Friday. Having the background knowledge beforehand helps enormously.

4. DON’T rush out and buy everything on the list. Using the criteria above, work out what you actually need to have copies of yourself- usually, primary texts/novels, and maybe one background/overview book. Look on Abebooks and Amazon marketplace, because believe me, nobody wants to hold onto these things when they’ve finished studying them and secondhand copies are cheap. As an added bonus, these volumes will probably be studded with inane annotations in the margins, such as ‘I agree!’ or ‘THIS IS BOLLOCKS’. A lot of stuff is also available online: check googlebooks, and have a look at the Oxford library system’s ebooks and journals. And don’t forget that in the Oxford libraries, they have all the books in the world. Even Twilight.

5. CHECK whether the list is for first term or the whole year. We have crazily long holidays because of the emphasis on holiday preparation- so don’t bother reading anything for second or third term this summer, as you’ll have loads of time in December before everyone else gets back from normal universities, and you’ll have forgotten it all by April anyway.

6. BE SENSIBLE. I know Oxford Admissions don’t exactly focus on taking people full of common sense- the cleverest person in college is always that girl who doesn’t know how to make a slice of bread or how to brush her own hair – but by reading the list carefully, it is usually quite obvious what you need to have read. Look at the major topic for each week and give yourself enough grounding to know roughly what the title of the essay means. Beyond that, you can bluff and waffle yourself through most tutorials.

Just don’t be that guy who asks why George Eliot is in drag in his portrait, or the girl who interrupts a first-week Law lecture to ask what those numbers next to the books on her summer reading list were (they’re page numbers, buddy). Because in front of your world-renowned tutor, or three hundred undergrads braying for blood, the last thing you want to look like is stupid.

From Europe with Love: Part One

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The interrail trip began when I met five other Pembrokians at Victoria coach station late on Saturday evening, the weather hot and close. Each of us was laden with a seemingly endless number of bags, yet we were all feeling somewhat unprepared for the three and a half weeks of travel around Europe stretching ahead. Our planned loop around the continent is incredible; so it was an anticipation that was mixed with trepidation that I felt seeing the night coach which awaited us.

Blissfully ignorant of the realities of night travel, I´d been told nothing short of horror stories from sadistic friends in the days before our departure, and none of us were disappointed. After an hour of erratic air conditioning and what seemed like arbitrary turning on and off of the halogen lights on the coach by the driver, it was clear that sleep was going to have to wait until we reached the Paris hotel. However, no matter how tired and sweltering we were upon arrival at Paris Gallieni coach station on Sunday morning, there´s always an inescapable buzz about stepping into a new city, even more so in the French capital which has always held a particular magic for me. After the immense relief of being allowed to leave baggage at our accommodation before check-in, we set off into the sunrise (it still being horrendously early in the morning) to explore some of the city.

We picked up a pack of 30 metro tickets to share between us at the nearest station to our hotel, situated at the edge of the Latin Quarter, a fantastic price for two days of easy travel around the city. Not only does the Paris Metro feel cleaner, airier and more charming than the London Underground (think Art Deco Metropolitan Signs straight from Amélie), but it seems to make access to anywhere in the centre of the city effortless- a good move, then, for the slightly hapless student traveller! Our first stop for the day was to Montmartre, home to the Sacré Coeur Cathedral and a priceless view of the city from the hill, as well as, of course, an array of extortionately-priced eating places. We made the most of all of these, starting with a much needed crepe breakfast after the night journey, to gazing in awe at the spread of the capital underneath us- I´d recommend the view from Montmartre to anyone.

Our day continued with our check-in to the hotel (a compact and cosy place hidden in one of the tall streets, like many in Paris), and a shower, potentially the best part of the trip so far. Despite the luxury of warm weather, especially after the dismal summer that the UK has suffered this year, by midday the humidity was unbearable- especially after a night spent on a boiling night coach. After a quick lunch, though, we were refreshed, ready to take on the Montparnasse Tower, which we´d already booked (with the help of clubcard points: a really good way to save on the visit!). The tower is one of the tallest buildings in Paris, a wince-inducing height above you, but is advertised as the best view of the city, and definitely lives up to this accolade. 200m high, we were greeted with a phenomenal expanse of the capital, including the Eiffel Tower distantly below us. This is a real find for taking in the sights of Paris, and as yet fairly off the beaten track. We stayed to watch the sun set and the city lights turn on as night fell: such an amazing experience, if slightly surreal to see all of the landmarks from such a height.

Our evening consisted of eating steak and burgers in a grill restaurant- french steak-frites is incomparable! There´s also a special feel to Paris at night, especially in the Montparnasse district which is fairly far from the main tourist routes. Every café or restaurant had exterior seating, with large crowds even on a Sunday evening enjoying the summer weather with drinks and cigarettes. It´s such a relaxing experience to be part of this nightlife. Retiring to our hotel, we cracked into a final astounding find of the day: sparkling wine for 1.34€ a bottle. Needless to say, that was a terrible idea!

Monday was much cooler, allowing us to take in the Louvre museum leisurely, despite learning the fact that it would take a month to get through everything if you were to spend a minute on each work of art! Nevertheless, seeing some of the world-famous works of art at the museum is exciting, even if you start to lose the ability to take in what you´re seeing after half an hour or so! The Italian painting exhibit proving the most memorable, and La Joconde, as the Mona Lisa is called in France, is proudly on display, but it was surrounded by a mass of other tourists taking photos: almost like the paparazzi around a film premier, and, as many people have warned me, the picture was ever so slightly underwhelming.

Our final activity in Paris was a Seine River Cruise, also paid for by the clubcard of the generous parents of one of the friends travelling with me. The boat tour is unmissable, despite the irritating commentary on everything that the boat passes, and was such a relaxing way to take in some of the best buildings that Paris had to offer. The Cathedrale Notre-Dame was one of the highlights of the cruise, the motion of which becoming highly soporific towards the end!

It was sad, then, as we left the centre of Paris for la Gare d´Austerlitz: four of us arriving to board the night train to Madrid, the other half of our party heading on to Rome, to meet us again in Florence at the weekend. I was vaguely optimistic about the train, which promised a bed rather than the fixed seats of the night bus, and it transpired to be a comfortable cabin (not quite the budget travel option, though, which is frustrating to say the least!). Whether the rocking of the train was caused by the tracks or the time that we spent in the cabin bar is difficult to say, but the 15 hour journey sped past rapidly, and actually allowed a good night´s sleep. Waking up to a vista of Spanish countryside speeding by is quite an experience, and the night train felt like the beginning of the interrail experience proper.

Madrid is what I expected it to be: hot. It´s a compact and bright city, with a relaxed feel so different from Paris: it´s really not the tourist centre of Spain in the same way the french capital is to France, which is so liberating. Moreover, the hostel from which I´m writing, Las Musas Residence, is comfortable and friendly for a cut price: finding places like this really makes the whole European travel experience, and it´s clear why people choose to Interrail! The heat of the city makes lounging around midday essential and sightseeing impossible: the Retiro Park, complete with a lake and lots of shade, was the perfect place to snooze the afternoon away. The week ahead is looking good, too, with Toledo tomorrow and a brief sojourn in Barcelona on Thursday, before we move on to Italy on Friday: but until then, tapas and the nightlife of Madrid it is.

Review: Jonquil — Mexico

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‘It’s much more focussed on making straight ahead pop songs,’ Hugo Manuel of Oxford-based four piece Jonquil told me at this year’s Field Day festival as we discussed the band’s upcoming, and as yet untitled, album. Not that this was a surprise to hear. Ever since their earliest incarnation rooted in the folk revival of the mid-naughties, Jonquil have been tracing a steady arc away from the abstract meanderings of their first releases towards the more streamlined sounds of Vampire Weekend’s sunny Afro-pop. This musical evolution culminated in 2010’s mini-album, One Hundred Suns, which, to these ears, stood out as one of the most effortlessly contagious records of that year.

Soaring gloriously between dizzying highs and lows accompanied only by a lone keyboard, Hugo’s vocal melody that opens Mexico, the first single to be released from Jonquil’s upcoming album, certainly would not feel out of place on One Hundred Suns. A vocalist of significant talent, Hugo’s delivery is reminiscent of Panda Bear’s in its purity but muscular in a way that distinguishes him from that artist’s swathes of imitators and as Mexico gains momentum his voice is enveloped in a sparkling mix of jangling guitars, horns and keyboards. This is the same restrained sonic palette used to such effect by the band on One Hundred Suns but on Mexico the African tinge of that album has given way to a more Western melodic and rhythmic sensibility. Whilst not a bad move per se, there is a nagging feeling that Mexico lacks some of the mystery, the intangibility, that made tracks like It Never Rains and Get Up so exhilarating. That being said, though, the wordless backing vocals that chatter on the periphery of the track, calling to mind Sung Tongs-era Animal Collective or Sigur Rós’s Gobbledigook, make for a welcome addition to Jonquil’s sound and Mexico’s seemingly endless stream of gorgeous hooks is ultimately undeniable.

Of all the brilliant music being made in Oxford today, be it the fidgety indie of Spring Offensive or the warped neo-soul of Pet Moon, Jonquil’s rush of unpretentious warmth and melody remains perhaps the most affecting. From its opening keyboard stabs to the swirling instrumental that closes out the song, Mexico sees Jonquil continuing on their quest for pop purity and, whilst there may have been casualties along the way, I dare you not to have a smile on your face by the end of its four minutes.

Interview: Trouble Books

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“Sometimes we enjoy playing live, but generally it’s more of a relief when it goes well,” Keith Freund of Trouble Books told me before the final show of their brief UK tour. Perched on the curb outside London’s Café Oto alongside his wife Linda, the only other permanent member of the group, Keith’s manner is as engaging as it is eccentric, fielding my questions with an excitability that allows for only occasional contributions from his more reserved partner. “There are so many variables when performing live and it’s nice to be able to control them more with recording,” Keith went on, perhaps getting to the heart of the duo’s aversion to playing to an audience.

Trouble Books’ music is probably best described as ambient pop, filtering sugar sweet boy/girl duets through a love of Brian Eno and lo-fi recording techniques such that each song inhabits its own, entirely unique, soundworld populated by bubbling synths and swooning guitar loops. It would be fair to say that the power of the duo’s music lies in the minutiae – subtle textures and atmospherics – rather than any visceral emotion that would lend itself to the live setting. Indeed, Keith described to me their unwillingness to “jam” as a group, preferring instead to carefully sculpt and “tinker” with their songs as they are recorded.

Despite expressing a desire to command the precise details in their sound, with their most recent release Trouble Books surrendered some of their creative control by collaborating with Emeralds guitarist Mark McGuire. “It’s one of those rare occasions where you have a dream of how something would turn out and it actually pans out that way,” Keith smiled with, I might add, absolutely no degree of arrogance. Simply entitled Trouble Books and Mark McGuire, the album represents a rare occasion when two established – and wholly idiosyncratic – artists have come together to produce something that effortlessly exceeds the sum of its parts.

“I think we had a sense that it was going to lock up pretty well,” Keith went on, describing the process of working with McGuire, “he adds an extra energy that we lack and he’s much better at guitar so he can fill in a lot of space that we already left empty.” Throughout the record, McGuire’s sparkling guitar loops weave around the songs, enveloping Keith and Linda’s more sparse arrangements in a shimmering gauze of sound. “It was really easy to work with him,” Linda added, “neither of us is accustomed to jamming but he is so when we came up with something he could take it in a completely new direction.”

Having garnered a sizable cult following both in their native USA and across Europe – during their set, Keith told the audience of a “very sincere” Belgian boy who had expressed to the band his penchant for making love to their Endless Pool EP – the duo seem reluctant to expand their operation in order to cater for their growing fan base. “I think Lin and I are tired of going to the post office every day during our lunch breaks,” Keith laughed as I asked him whether we’d be seeing a wider release of Trouble Books and Mark McGuire, only 50 copies of which were initially made available through the band’s UK distributor, MIE Records. However, I certainly do not sense a lack of ambition from the duo. Perhaps it would be more fitting to say that Trouble Books lack the ruthless drive necessary to achieve more widespread recognition, measuring their success instead through their own levels of artistic satisfaction.

The duo’s set later that evening was, as expected, endearingly amateur, though a far cry from the ramshackle performance that Keith’s comments had lead me to expect. In fact, the only song to really fall flat was the only one that was taken from Trouble Books and Mark McGuire, as the duo attempted to compensate for the loss of their friend’s guitar playing. But it is in this amateurism that the group have their greatest asset. Far from a polished “product”, the music Trouble Books make is touching in a way that only homemade music can be and as I watched them play in the candle-lit Café Oto it was almost impossible not to fall in love with it even more deeply.


Trouble Books – Endless Pool EP by Mie Music

Age of Steam

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Pardon my French

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‘I’m going to Switzerland’, I say to my boss. ‘Where’s that?’ he replied, unknowingly. ‘In Europe someplace’, I reply, lapsing into Americanisms to hide my disgust at his ignorance. ‘There’s a lot of hills there, and cuckoo clocks, and a really really frizzed-out system of medieval demarchy in their local government.’ My boss looked at me. He always looks at me like that. ‘Very well’, he says. ‘Off you trot.’

Two days and several hundred miles of car journey later myself and my extended family arrive in Savoy. Not Switzerland. Although the first paragraph of this despatch is made up, it is quite true that I thought the holiday was in Switzerland until we actually stopped outside the holiday house in France, which is where Savoy is. An inauspicious start. I recovered myself and made for the bookcase. My mind was blown. Here was a collection of DVDs so phenomenal that I could not fail to be entertained. It was a collection designed with the twentysomething male in mind and body; every conceivable sort of gang, drug and zombie movie, with the occasional eighties nonsense and feeble fratboy comedy hurled in. By way of an added bonus, the bookcase also contained books, including the complete works of Orwell and H. G. Wells’ total, unexpurgated gigastory ‘The Time Machine’. I couldn’t have been happier. I wouldn’t have to engage in human contact for two whole weeks.

Contrariwise, my normal source of antisocial behaviour was all gone away. There was no internet. The only internet was on Phone, and Phone was only letting me have internet for a very not paltry £3 a megabyte. It was horrendous. I am addicted to the internet. The withdrawal symptoms meant I saw a baby crawling across the ceiling towards me- and because I didn’t have the internet I couldn’t even check what film that’s a reference to. I was trapped in deluge of ignorance and I had no idea what to do. What literally does one do without the internet? I can only assume read books and watch television, since, with the exception of talking to people and looking round ancient monuments and ruins and shiz, that is exactly what I spent my time doing.

Things to see. Savoy juts out like a muffin top underneath the great grey-green greasy Lake Geneva, and so it’s easy to look at Swiss towns and cities north of le lac, as they call it. Geneva. A modest town with much to be modest about, except for the colossal spurt of fountain right in the middle of it. This astonishing landmark pierces the skyline and sets the tone for the city, which is festooned with fountains in every other cranny. Rarely, the fountains will stop at the same time and make everything eerily quiet. But they soon come back on again and give us the impression we are walking in a sort of lakeside-shaped urinal.

On the subject of peace- and I assure you the potential pun of that only came home to me after I wrote it- Geneva is World Capital (Europe) of Peace Things. Footling around the town centre, one comes across a socking great fortress which is, one is told, the former headquarters of the League of Nations. More importantly it is the subsidiary base of today’s United Nations. I go in. Inside is a cavernous entrance hall constructed, with almost banterous absurdity, in 1939. Way to go guys. The hall of peace, I believe it is genuinely called, and what a piece of unpassable peace-piss it is. League of Nations. Epic fail. Never has the slang of the late noughties Facebook generation been more relevant to the Great Power diplomacy of the post-Anschluss eon.

I hope you’re keeping up at the back there with the historical references, because now we go into the main hall of the building. This is where modern-day conferences are held, and have been ever since the UN took over the building in 1946. The seats are very comfortable. They allow a stunning view of the assembly hall. At the front is a great stage, with the UN logo graffitied on top of it. I can just imagine Giscard, Brezhnev, Vance and Callaghan slogging it out beneath the dim strobe lighting. I refer to seventies figures because the whole thing really pongs of seventy-something. Concrete stairwells, hideous lino patina, a rather freakish crack in one of the ceilings- all these point to Cold War diplomacy and a hopeless sense of inadequate architecture. I come away depressed. If this is Europe’s offering to international diplomacy, then may the Lord have mercy on us all.

Since it’s part of France, Savoy retains an indefatigable legion of fat men in ill-fitting polo shirts flogging militaria in roadside markets. But since it’s part of France, it also sports a distressing splodge of buffery. ie., when I went white-water rafting, the load of people who did it were divided into two camps. It was the French (tanned, twenty, and with the colouring and features of a peak-fitness Schwarzenegger) versus the British (fat, fifty, and with the colouring and features of a jaundiced badger). In the concordant splashing and rowing that went on, the Northern races were thoroughly put to task.

I can’t believe I’m so close to the end, there’s simply heaps to tell you. The mountains, they had this sort of greenish rim to them and accrued cloud, so gave off a very jungly feel when viewed from a distance. One of the more intelligent things done by the builders of this area had been to have an admittedly thimble-like swimming pool tacked to the side of the house. It wasn’t heated, so I only went in it once, and then for about thirty seconds. Still, lying beside it on hotter days enabled hillgazing on a dramatic scale. Presumably this is how the Finns feel, all the time. Fir trees pilfering theskyline and beside you a nice, clean pool of glassy water. It was very nice. Unfortunately there was a good deal of time occupied by rain, whereupon we would scoop up our towels, batten down our hatches and stay in to watch the F1. Holiday!

Young guns gunning to get going

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For all the frankly ridiculous money that the Barclays Premier League possesses, the new season brings with it a sense of great anticipation, in particular with a keen eye on the birth of new stars onto the English football landscape. Whilst the old guard at many top-flight clubs will remain the same this season, the fact remains that a host of promising youngsters are clamouring at the door for inclusion not only into the First Team squad but possibly, given a mixture of luck, injuries and consistently impressive displays in the reserves, a very first taste of First Team football.

 

Ryo Miyaichi (Arsenal)

Described by Arsène Wenger as an “exceptional talent”, the 18 year-old lit up the Dutch Eredivisie last season during his loan spell at Feyenoord. Quick on his feet and with exceptional ball control, it’s little wonder that the starlet has been described as the Japanese Lionel Messi. His natural pace means he’s more than willing to track back. A regular in the Japanese National Youth Teams, the old fashioned winger, who can play on either flank, does what all fans want to see and that is running at defenders and getting some white chalk on those boots!

 

David Hoilett (Blackburn Rovers)

A product of the Youth Academy at Ewood Park, the Canadian-born midfielder come striker made his mark at Rovers at the end of last season. He has since blossomed under manager Steve Kean, and will look to tie a regular place in the starting XI and become an important creative outlet for the Lancashire outfit. Like Miyaichi, Hoilett is not afraid to take on defenders – using his trickery and physicality to his advantage. His eye-catching performances have already drawn many suitors with clubs not doubt aware that he will be out of contract come next summer.

 

Josh McEacheran (Chelsea)

In what has been deemed by some to be an ageing Chelsea midfield, young English central midfield star McEacheran may well be seen to be the long-term replacement for Frank Lampard. He possesses a great deal of attacking intent, demonstrated in the handful of appearances he’s already made in both the Barclays Premier League and UEFA Champions League Group Stages. Composed on the ball and with excellent anticipation and vision, the Oxford-born midfielder has the ability to unlock defences. He’s garnering a reputation for his accurate set pieces and especially his lethal and exceptionally powerful left-foot.

 

Ross Barkley (Everton)

Another product from the fantastic Academy at Goodison Park which has churned out the likes of Wayne Rooney and Jack Rodwell, Barkley has the potential to be just as good if not better, dare I say it, as the aforementioned pair. A tricky box-to-box winger who takes on defenders at will and is always willing to take a pop at goal, the youngster has made a great impression for The Toffees early on this season. Bright, creative and with a terrific eye for picking out a pass, expect to hear a lot more about this special talent.

 

Pajtim Kasami (Fulham)

The former Palermo midfielder is the latest star to emerge from Switzerland following the likes of Xherdan Shaqiri and Granit Xhaka. He has been hailed by Fulham manager Martin Jol as a “great talent” – a sentiment echoed by those in the Swiss FA. He impressed during his solitary season in Serie A whilst also making notable appearances in the UEFA Europa League. Tall, lean and tricky, the Macedonian-born playmaker has made a solid enough start to his Fulham career, particularly catching the eye in the clubs recent UEFA Europa League tie against the Ukranian side FC Dnipro.

 

Martin Kelly (Liverpool)

With regular right-back Glen Johnson increasingly susceptible to injury lay-offs, the impressive Kelly has certainly made a charge to tie down a regular spot in Kenny Dalglish’s new-look Liverpool team. Like the blue half of Merseyside, Liverpool have a knack of producing excellent young players with Kelly joined by the likes of fellow full-back John Flanagan and striker Nathan Eccleston. He’s always looking to go on the offensive – a mentality shared by right-winger Dirk Kuyt – and his maturity, which will continue to grow under Dalglish’s guidance, has been regularly demonstrated through his excellent composure on the ball.

 

Ravel Morrison (Manchester United)

Highly regarded by many senior coaches at Old Trafford, the lighting quick and powerful Morrison has already been tipped to be the long-term replacement to United legend Ryan Giggs. The Wythenshawe-born midfielder has been impressive in the Youth set-up at United, in particular playing a starring role in The Red Devils FA Youth Cup Final win over Sheffield United last season, scoring two goals in the process. It is unlikely that he will feature in the First Team set-up this season however he will undoubtedly be involved in United’s Carling Cup campaign as Ferguson unleashes the kids.

 

Sammy Ameobi (Newcastle United)

The youngest in the Ameobi dynasty, Sammy is hoping to emulate eldest brother Shola at St James’s Park. Athletic and lively upfront, he’s been excellent in the reserves competing with fellow stars Phil Airey and Slovenian starlet Haris Vučkić. Like his brother, Ameobi has opted to play for Nigeria and was recently been called up to the Nigeria U-20 squad for the 2011 African Youth Championships in South Africa. He’s on the fringes of the First Team and with a lack of striker depth at United, may well get the nod from The Magpies manager Alan Pardew.

 

Ryan Noble (Sunderland)

With The Black Cats manager Steve Bruce currently short of options in the striking department, young Englishman Noble could possibly be primed for an important role in the Sunderland set-up this season. A string of standout performances for the Sunderland Reserves have seen Noble acquire a place in the England U-19 Football Team. He has been unlucky with a string of injuries which curtailed both of his loan spells last season at Npower Championship sides Watford and Derby County. It therefore means that keeping fit is essential as he continues his development at the Stadium of Light.

 

Jake Livermore (Tottenham Hotspur)

Composed, athletic and tall, Livermore has the potential to perhaps be a commanding presence in Spurs midfield in the future. With the Luka Modrić transfer saga continuing to rumble on, Livermore will feel that if he can keep up the good form which he demonstrated in pre-season, he could well have a run in the Spurs First Team. However, if reports are to be believed, the Englishman could form part of a transfer deal package which will see Scott Parker move to White Hart Lane with the youngster moving to Upton Park in a loan deal.

Twitter: @aleksklosok

Review: Balam Acab — Wander / Wonder

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Balam Acab is Alec Koone, from Pennsylvania, whose electronic compositions emerged a couple of years ago alongside the short-lived witch house movement; but it’s also the name of a bow-wielding Mayan rain god. It seems appropriate therefore that Wander / Wonder, Koone’s first full-length release (well, it’s over half an hour long) has a fluidity about it: it’s a slow-moving subterranean river of an album, which takes time to gather its full force.

The first half of Wander / Wonder is a frustrating listen: a series of ambient tracks are aborted just as they’re getting into gear, slow-building tributaries that lead nowhere. On ‘Welcome’ and ‘Motion’, crunching percussive loops and sampled water effects are awash with mounting synth lines, but the building pressure has no storm to relieve it, no catharsis and no consummation. ‘Welcome’ rises up into a euphoric synth line, but it’s just teased the ear before it fades quickly away. Most interesting are the vocals, choral or pitch-shifted but always uncanny, which orbit the aural field but refuse to be drawn into sense or centre. Bass synths and skittering drums pile up, and loop crashes against eerie loop; ‘Apart’ is like a Burial off-cut, but heavier and more unearthly.

It is with ‘Now Time’ that the album starts to grow in strength: after all the interesting but slightly soulless ambience of the first four tracks, this sounds almost like an actual song – albeit a remix by a talented madman. Doing clever business with simple elements, this is the first sign on Wander / Wonder that Balam Acab can do structure as well as texture. ‘Oh, Why’ is even better, another almost-song that stands out with a sound like CocoRosie recording for Hyperdub. It even has a verse/chorus thing going on, even if the only distinguishable lyrics are the title.

Thereafter it’s back to looser structures, but ‘Await’ makes more sense than the album’s opening tracks: it’s a fragmentary epilogue to its more conventional predecessors. The album closes with more sampled water, more shifting, uneasy drum loops and bass synths but this time there’s a climax. It all comes together, huge and mighty forms lurching, slowly, in time. Finally, in the last ten seconds of ‘Fragile Hope’, it starts to rain.

The main vexation of Wander / Wonder is the delay of the central, structured tracks, the way they’re prologued by too much ambient aimlessness, intriguing as it may be. The first twenty minutes here are interesting and often engaging, but only occasionally affecting. It’s a mystery why early EP tracks like the enticing ‘See Birds’ have been excluded; a single further example of Balam Acab’s gift for actual songcraft would make this several times the album that it is.

Perhaps, though, the problem isn’t Wander / Wonder itself, but with the mindset with which it’s approached. For the most part this is an album of half-light and half-lucidity, of slow-moving water deep underground: dreampop without the pop. By conscious, critical standards it’s worthy, and grows notably stronger in its second half; but it’s probably unfair for anyone to make a final judgement unless heavily sedated. Maybe the dead ends, shifting thresholds, and loops accumulating like sonic stalactites would all make sense in a semiconscious state. You may as well give it a go.

Review: Dinner

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Bombarding the audience with an audiovisual assault of strings and flashing lights almost before they have sat down, Acorn Productions’ version of this darkly comic (or should that be comically dark?) dinner party begins with a stormy energy that sets the pace for an evening of sustained tension.

Despite having only one setting, sensitive direction from Anna Fox and Robert Nairn meant that there was enough movement to avoid a sense of stagnation, without creating the feeling that the cast were playing musical chairs, as the six guests and their waiter moved about the table during the course of the meal. Similarly, the widely divergent characters represented in what terrifyingly blunt hostess Paige (Charlotte Mulliner) calls her ‘interesting mix of guests’ could easily have ended up as camped up caricatures, but instead were played with a maturity and depth that belied the cast’s (sometimes difficult to ignore) youth.

I admit that I groaned inwardly when a ‘Working Class’ character, Mike (Alfred Enoch), was suddenly introduced to the fray, fearing that Moira Buffini, after providing a series of brilliantly awkward middle class mishaps, would spoil it all by providing a predictably down to earth foil to their affluent extravagance and host Lars’ (Will Hatcher) cringeworthy philosophical flights of fancy.

However, Enoch (whose astronomically inconsequential role in the Harry Potter films was inexplicably trumpeted as a major selling point in the marketing material), despite a somewhat dubious ‘generic common accent’, did a nice turn as the unwilling guest, delivering untempered comments and taunts with a studied impudence that contributed believably to the eventual boiling over of Hatcher’s super laid-back philosopher/guru Lars.

Another notable performance was that of Alice Pearse, who played artist, vegetarian and all-round hippy character Wynne with a beautiful mix of gormlessness, wounded innocence and a pinch of old fashioned British fairplay spirit thrown in for good measure. She evidently had a lot of fun with brilliant lines such as ‘Actually my parents were working class, I’m only middle class through education’ and in describing a certain four letter word as a ‘beautiful orchid’, but again, aided by Buffini’s writing, remained a believable person with real emotion rather than a cartoon character of a new-age victim.

Finally, Rhys Bevan provided the most believable performance as a forty-something as microbiologist Hal. Something about his slightly stiff movements, his grumpiness, his insecure leching (not to mention his beard) created the sense of a man in the midst of a midlife crisis. Bevan was also notable for his comic timing, something that was sometimes lacking in Mulliner’s valium monotone delivery and Hatcher’s langourous drawl.

If I had any complaints, they would relate more to the set and props than to acting and direction. Whilst the plain black of the table, chairs and background might be thought to emphasize the nihilism of Lars’ vacuous philosophy and the lives of his and Paige’s guests, the fact that parts of the plastic chairs showed through as the cast dislodged black cloths, the cheap plastic lobsters and the unconvincing violence (another show by the same company, Mojo, had spectacular stage effects and dressing) made me feel that these aspects had been overlooked.

That said, the performances were almost universally excellent, and I was pleasantly surprised that what at first seemed an example of a tired genre of writing managed to surprise and affect me, despite seeming to pile cliché after cliché in character, plot and thought. How many times has the need to live and seek goals been contrasted with the essential pointlessness of existence? Answers on a self addressed postcard please.

The balance between surrealism, observationally comic dialogue, impassioned speechmaking and dramatic tension was at times strange, which might lead a less sympathetic reviewer to dub it as a bit of a hatchet job. However, the sometimes incongruous mix of deep philosophical wrangling and petty details of characters’ sexual indiscretions struck me as entirely appropriate if neither was taken too much at face value, and Acorn Productions’ canny handling of a potentially risky play certainly left me wanting seconds.

A gem of a trend

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Leaving behind the sweltering, eye-popping, sweetie-jar brights of the summer we come to the richer, darker tones of autumn and winter.

Garments imbued with the saturation and alluring depth of gems have been shimmering across the season’s catwalks, and are now available on the high street, allowing everyone to indulge in some jewel tones at prices which will merely gnaw away at, rather than engulf, the student budget.

In total contrast to last autumn’s collection (mainly sky/cloud/stone/black in hue), Gucci’s current offering explores the heady glamour of the seventies in a full-bodied palette of deep blue and petrol green, burgundy and amethyst. Sumptuous, if ethically dubious, fur stoles in these rich shades drape over loud snakeskin jackets. Wool, leather and silk swish and slink in layers of contrasting block colour and texture. The overall effect is quite arresting and perhaps takes a little more getting used to than last year’s look. 

Such rich tones can be worn block and in potentially perilous combination for maximum impact, or as single flashes of colour against a dark or neutral background; Chanel’s Ready-to-Wear collection features cropped jackets in emerald and ruby over black and grey layers. 

Ralph Lauren employs injections of jade, deep amethyst and ruby into a predominantly glossy black range which fuses exotic Oriental elegance with thirties chic.

Sonia Rykiel’s collection excels since it avoids the autumnal sobriety of a darker palette by lifting outfits with flashes of bright contrasting colours; apricot, turquoise, chartreuse and bubblegum pink popped up amidst seventies-influenced styles.

Sumptuous textures come out to play this autumn; velvet and fur are ready for sundown, while a silky blouse or patent accessories can be readily incorporated into a day or night look. Embellishment is certainly welcome; sequins of all sizes are getting much love this season, especially those of the fish-scale variety. Bright buttons and metallic thread also contribute to the lavish mood.

On the catwalks, jewel tones are accompanied by hair which is expensive and healthy in appearance, and fully under control. As for make-up; Gucci, Sonia Rykiel and Ralph Lauren favour vamped-up lips in ruby, dark coral and burgundy, while Chanel displays silvery eyes with natural lips.

Certainly, such bold colours and textures become less daunting if they are worn as punchy accents, but if you feel that summer’s palette has trained you well in the art of saturated hues, then it is time to embrace whole-heartedly the luxurious possibilities of jewel tones.