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Fantasy Football

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The Premier League has just passed the quarter way mark, so it seems like is a good opportunity to take stock of the players who have impressed so far. I have not just gone for the marquee names that anyone would have picked, but have tried to find the players who are actually performing ahead of what was expected of them, often for the less glamorous sides in the league. I am painfully aware that I am basing this selection almost exclusively on Match of the Day highlights and Spurs games (although no Spurs players made the 11), so if I have grossly over complemented a player you know is terrible, I am sorry. This is just how I see it:

Goalkeeper: Joe Hart (Manchester City)

One of the only England players to emerge from the World Cup with any credit – mainly because he didn’t play – Hart has been truly world class all season. From his incredible performance at Spurs on the opening day to the penalty save against Arsenal he has hardly put a foot wrong.

Right back: Liam Ridgewell (Birmingham City)

I remember a few years back when Ridgewell was a typical journeyman Premier League defender, but he has blossomed into a Premier League journeyman defender who pops up with a few goals! Plus, playing for in a Birmingham defence means he really can defend a bit as well.

Centre back: Christopher Samba (Blackburn Rovers)

Samba has very quickly transformed himself from a subject of ridicule to a very well respected player. His massive frame may look ridiculous, but there is no doubt he uses it well. He is also Blackburn’s biggest goal threat, although I think that says more about Blackburn than Samba.

Centre back: Gary Cahill (Bolton Wanderers)

A young, committed and talented English centre back. We are lucky to have a few of these ready to take over from Terry and Ferdinand, and I believe Cahill’s performances this year have placed him just ahead of Shawcross and Dawson in the pecking order.

Left back: Ashley Cole (Chelsea)

I really, really dislike Ashley Cole. He personifies a lot of what is wrong with football at the moment. There is one problem with this however – he is a bloody brilliant footballer. He is a threat going forward, but his greatest attribute is his impeccable all round defensive play. Simply the best left back in the world. Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy…

Right wing: Matt Jarvis

Perhaps a slightly controversial selection, but this guy appears to be on fire this season. From the little I have seen of Wolves he is involved in everything good they do. Perhaps he should be getting a bit more credit for his showings.

Centre Midfield: Joey Barton (Newcastle United)

One of the few players in the League I dislike more than Ashley Cole, but you still have to admit he’s having a fantastic season. Playing in an attacking and exciting Newcastle team, and revelling in the role of pantomime villain away from home, Barton is in the form of his life.

Centre midfield: Samir Nasri (Arsenal)

Given my loyalty to the mighty Tottenham Hotspur this is a difficult decision for me to make, especially as Nasri has a face you would never get tired of punching. But I must put partisan feelings to one side and admit he seems to be blossoming into quite a player.

Left midfield: Chris Brunt (West Brom)

My impression of Brunt when he was in the Championship was that he tried hard, but could offer little more than that. In the Premier League he still tries bloody hard, but seems to be able to couple that with a good use of the ball and a handy few goals. He has been a major factor is West Brom’s fantastic start to the season.

Striker: Kevin Davies (Bolton Wanderers)

Fundamentally Davies is just a big lad, but he is a very effective big lad. He can hold the ball up and bring people into play brilliantly, and really seems to have risen to the challenge of captaincy. He still doesn’t score enough goals, but arguably offers the team so much else.

Striker: Carlos Tevez (Manchester City)

The shining light amongst City’s megastars, mainly because he is the only one who is actually playing well. With Tevez in the team City constantly look like they’re able to score a goal – even when they are playing 4 defensive midfielders. Without him they look lost.

Substitutes:

Sotirios Kyrgiakos (Liverpool) – Liverpool’s best player this season. Says a lot.

Florent Malouda (Chelsea) – Genuinely excellent. Main reason he doesn’t start is my hatred of Chelsea.

Rafael Van der Vaart (Tottenham Hotspur) – What a signing. What a player.

Andy Carroll (Newcastle) – Hopeless off the pitch, brilliant on it.

Javier Hernandez (Manchester United) – Wayne who?

Cherwell photo blog – 5th Week (blues)

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Want your photographs from around and about Oxford seen by the thousands of people who visit the Cherwell website every day?

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Saturday – Longwall – Jessica Goodman

 

Friday – Balliol boat burning – Wojtek Szymczak

 

Thursday – Wicker Man in South Parks – Sara Reguilon

 

Wednesday – Fireworks over Oxford – Sonali Campion

 

Tuesday – Fireworks in Jericho – Jessica Goodman

 

Monday – London – Alexander Coupe

 

Sunday – Autumn at Hugh’s – William Granger

What the mid-terms really mean

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Mid-term elections are notoriously grim for incumbent Presidents. And predictions for 2010 all predicted, in the language of American political hyperbole that the Republicans would sweep away the Democrats in a “tsunami, not just a tidal wave”. When one considers that such language was used to describe predicted results that were better for the Democrats than the ensuing reality, one can understand just how dire a night it was for them.

The Democrats lost over 60 seats in the House of Representatives, and seven in the Senate. Whilst results in the Senate could have been worse – the Democrats were saved by the Tea Party nominees Sharan Angle, in Nevada, and the lamentable Christine O’Donnell in Delaware, both of whom cost the Republicans eminently winnable seats – those in the House exceeded virtually all predictions.

In 1994, the Republicans gained 54 seats in the House, in the famous ‘Republican takeover’. Both then and now, a young Democrat President in his first term was struggling, undermined by the incredibly divisive issue of healthcare reform (where Bill Clinton failed to get this through, relative success in this area is both Barack Obama’s biggest accomplishment and the most powerful Republican criticism of him). And in both elections, there was a Republican ‘revolution’, something that loosely translates as ‘major shift to the right’. For Newt Gingrich’s ‘Contract with America’, an incredibly conservative document which emphasised reduced government spending, now read the Tea Party.

The Tea Party have been called a lot of things, and the level of social conservatism in the movement trumps even that of the Gingrich-led Republican takeover in 1994. But perhaps the easiest way to comprehend them is an anti-tax movement – a trumped-up TaxPayers’ Alliance. For all their revolutionary rhetoric, activists are disproportionately rich, and much of their funding comes from billionaires who want to see their own taxes cut. Only in America.

But what’s really interesting about the 2010 elections is, whilst obviously a catastrophe for the Democrats, the elections hardly represent a triumph for the Tea Party. Whilst some candidates enjoyed notable victories, like Marco Rubio in Florida, the Tea Party should be disappointed that their bucketloads of cash didn’t yield more scalps. In fact, it may be argued that the more money they pumped into their campaigns, the less popular they became. As an example, take everyone’s favourite no-time Senator, Christine “not a witch” O’Donnell. The Tea Party Express gave her extraordinary funds for her race. The day before polling, she had enough left to pay for a 30-minute commercial – the sort that political analysts often say can tilt elections. Except it definitely didn’t. O’Donnell was stuffed, losing by 30% in a seat considered an almost inevitable Republican gain until her primary victory. If this wasn’t an emphatic endorsement for the Democrats and Obama’s agenda – which it simply wasn’t – than it was an emphatic rebuttal of the Tea Party.

So if the Democrats and Tea Party didn’t have a brilliant evening, it must have been an exceptional one for the ‘old Republican Party’ right? Well, in the sense of electoral gains, emphatically so. But looking at data to gauge the ‘mood’ of voters shows Americans less trusting of the Republicans than in 2001-2004, the height of Bush’s popularity. There is an acceptance of many candidates that the Republicans share a degree of culpability in the mess America finds itself in. Things are not quite as rosy for the Republicans as the election results would suggest.
This leaves America facing two years of legislative gridlock. Obama had an extremely hard time selling his agenda when he also had large majorities in the House and Senate; now the Republicans will gain a similarly large House majority and have substantially eroded his Senate one,. Stalemate will ensue. At times it seems like the American constitution was expressly designed to stop things getting done – there are so many checks and balances that legislation just gets swamped up in the quagmire – and this is particularly true when power is split between the parties.

This all leads us to one potential outcome of the 2010 elections. Having given the Republicans another chance, the American people will not be happy if the next session of Congress descends into perpetual squabbling between the two parties, whilst the state of America only gets worse. The logical extension of this – but logic so often pales into insignificance when set against money and special interests in American politics – is that Americans will have an epiphany. The perennial failings of American government cannot just be put down to scapegoats like Bush and Obama, however convenient it is to do so. Rather, both the Republicans and Democrats are culpable. America needs a third-party to emerge from the rubble of its current state, and there will never be a climate more receptive to one than in 2012, after two years of the two main parties beating each other to a pulp. But maybe America is getting the government it deserves.

Armistice Day Blues

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In the run up to Armistice Day, Sinclair Productions take us down to the trenches once more for an “intense reworking” of R C Sherriff’s Journey’s End. It is the story of Raleigh, a new recruit fresh out of public school and “rugger” games, who follows his schoolboy hero into the officers’ dugout. Yet as he discovers that Stanhope has become another victim of this war of attrition, director Sam Bell needs to work hard to make this production stand out from swathes of First World War literature we’ve all become so desensitised to – to the conclusions we can already predict.

There are moments which really work. Ironically whilst Sherriff’s play was originally rejected by theatre managers because it lacked a leading lady, this production finally offers us one. Casting a woman in the role of the young and vulnerable Raleigh might seem an easy way of emphasising the gulf that lies between this wet-behind-the-ears recruit, eager to prove himself a man, and the weathered Stanhope, but Rebecca Moore brings much more than this to the part. In a final scene which risks becoming either static or melodramatic, it is Moore’s humble yet somehow enthralling presence which draws us in. Her portrayal of a boy on the cusp of manhood, clutching at life even as he realises it’s slipping away, brings a quiet sense of understated tragedy to the climax of the play, and when her sudden cry of pain rips through the silent tension, you can’t help wincing along with Stanhope.

Yet the final moments are churned out with a haste that undermines the poignancy Moore has worked so carefully to build. Rather than make full use of the silence which follows, the remaining characters seem in a rush to leave the stage. This is the problem with Sam Bell’s production of Journey’s End: it seems interested only in the dramatic interchanges between characters. Admittedly, as Hibbert and Stanhope clash against one another in a dispute which leaves them exactly where they started – trapped in the trenches – the dialogue echoes the barrage above ground which so haunt the men below. But what it doesn’t capture is the excruciating boredom, the mundane everyday life and suffering, the tortuous waiting to go up the ladder which Sherriff’s original script so starkly evokes. The scenes I saw were more First World War soap opera than “powerful and touching” reworking: actors are only on stage long enough to shout, cry and make up before they are whisked away and the next drama begins. The almost constant intensity of tone and pace becomes desensitising at times, and similarly there was a lack of movement in the scenes I saw. Rather than restrained, these characters seem static and complacent in the claustrophobic atmosphere of the dugout. A little more use of the stage might have helped to make us more aware of the stifling confinement which so frustrates them.

Yet with more than a week to go these are problems which can easily be ironed out, and the acting itself is there. At times Alex Fisher and Benedict Nicholson work beautifully in opposition to one another – watching Nicholson’s tortured, twitching Hibbert collide against Fisher’s granite figure in one scene, you really feel his sense impotence and frustration. It’s just that these sort of high-intensity exchanges need to be balanced with an emphasis on the pauses, silences, and more understated moments of dialogue which are already there in the script. We need to understand the agonizing lack of event or drama, constant repression and tension which are the cause of these outbursts. If this can be done, you’ll find a genuinely moving piece of theatre at the O’Reilly next week, one which will certainly put your 5th Week Blues into perspective.

From our own correspondent: miner mania

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Until recently you might have been forgiven for thinking that the only thing one needed to know about Chile was to be found on a wine list. Few people could have named Sebastián Piñera as the country’s President, let alone tell you that he is the first avowedly right-wing incumbent since the General Pinochet. It is said that every cloud has a silver lining. For ‘Los 33′ the reward is tangible, but Piñera himself, on a recent tour of Europe, has been un-bashful about the resounding effectiveness of the miners’ story as a PR coup for the country as a whole.

Since entering office in March, President Piñera has been trying to balance embracing the wave of nationalism sparked by this year’s events with carefully distancing the coalition’s connections to the Pinochet regime. He has hailed solidarity and burden-sharing as central to his approach since the wave of destruction followed February’s earthquake, and the miners’ 69 days underground have further cemented Chilean determination to take these goals to heart. The evidence is visible along the entire 7833 mile length of the country.

“Men wander the streets wearing 33 matching pairs of Oakley sunglasses to protect their now light-sensitive eyes”

In Santiago’s financial district, over the two months since 33 workers were discovered alive nearly 700 metres below the ground, businessmen have become accustomed to signing off emails with the slogan ‘Fuerza mineros’. In Copiapó, the nearby mining town, strangers showed their concern with generous donations of firewood, groceries, and fresh fish delivered to the campsite at the mouth of the San José mine, where families, press, government officials, and all manner of well-wishers awaited the rescue.

By the time Luis Urzua, the leader of ‘Los 33’ and the last one to emerge, had reached the surface, the congregation at ‘Camp Hope’ had swelled to include over 2000 press, providing 31 hours of rolling news, not just in Chile, but on Spanish, German and French news channels, to name but a few. In Santiago, each miner’s emergence was greeted by a cacophony of honking horns, cheers, applause and tolling bells, strangers embracing in the street in spontaneous celebration.

In the capital the Chilean flag is still ubiquitous; were I in England, I would assume the world cup was looming. Signs bearing the slogan ‘Miners, welcome to the light’ now adorn front doors, and children’s homemade cards wishing them well are posted outside nurseries and primary schools. Ballads are already being sung on Santiago’s buses, hailing the rescued miners as national heroes, accompanied by the frenzied strumming of a Chilean guitar.

For the miners themselves, their sudden celebrity status is an ordeal of an entirely different kind. During their first minutes under the hot desert sun for over two months, the world followed their every movement. The public is familiar with the details of their past and family lives in a way that would have been inconceivable a mere two months ago. World famous football clubs invite them to watch international games, designer cars fight to ferry their families around, and the men wander the streets wearing 33 matching pairs of Oakley sunglasses to protect their now light-sensitive eyes.

Yet you would hardly know to look at them. I sit in a Santiago garden, listening to crackling of a barbecue and bilingual chit-chat. The house belongs to the journalist who has already written the first chapter of a book about the miners’ ordeal, to be published in nine different countries. Amongst the guests are scattered journalists, media personalities and women whose faces are immediately recognisable from television footage that has consistently made headlines over the past weeks.

‘Super’ Mario Sepúlveda, who emerged triumphant from the mine last week, has brought his wife and daughter to Santiago. The family, whom international daily newspapers pay $100,000s for an interview, sit quietly smoking and eating ‘choripan’, Chile’s classier take on a hot-dog, outwardly indistinguishable from any other guest. An entirely ordinary family from Chile’s rural north suddenly catapulted to the top
of the nation’s celebrity list.

The word on everybody’s lips here is ‘miracle’. All of Chile is acutely aware that what could have been 2010’s second national tragedy has been transformed into a nation-wide celebration, and not just because the 33 men have emerged in remarkably good health – Piñera himself has additional cause to celebrate.

“Having escaped its clutches one final time, their anger has mounted”

With their president prominently positioned at the forefront of the action at ‘Camp Hope’, Chile’s public opinion towards the government has softened. With the discovery that the miners had survived underground for 17 days, the scale of the PR opportunity for Piñera was immediately apparent. With the rescue successfully completed, Piñera is riding on the back of the media frenzy, significantly delivering his speech at the mouth of the mine in both English and Spanish. He was present throughout the rescue, and was still able to complete what has been called his ‘victory tour’ of Europe during the aftermath.

On his state visit to Britain this week, gifts of San José rocks for David Cameron and the Queen were not the only things Piñera brought with him. He brought the message that Chile, now more than ever, “works with unity, with faith, with hope”, and is “stronger” as a result of the rescue.

That the rescue has created a more united, and an emotionally stronger, Chile is perhaps true. Yet if Piñera can achieve a mining industry that is not only stronger, but, more importantly, safer, there will be yet another cause for celebration. Within the mining community the San José mine was notoriously dangerous; it speaks volumes that San Esteban, the company owning the collapsed mine, paid salaries significantly higher than the average, encouraging workers to overlook a string of serious injuries resulting from poor working conditions.

Two months ago miners may have turned a blind eye to the risks associated with working in San José; now, having escaped its clutches one final time, their anger has mounted. The scene at the mouth of the mine the day after their rescue was one of sheer fury, as the strongest of the recent captives flung rocks and shouted curses down the mine, finally unleashing their frustration, contained within 50 suffocating square metres for so many weeks.

The flaws in the all-important Chilean mining industry cannot now be ignored. A tragedy has been averted, called a miracle instead. If this crisis paves the way for both a safer and a more lucrative mining industry, Chile may yet celebrate the end of their bicentennial year unmarred by further national disaster, and with the knowledge that they emerge into 2011 as an international emblem of unity.

Red State, Blue State – or County

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As I wrote in today’s issue of Cherwell, the midterm elections held this week in the United States marked a turning point for the government. The establishment of a Republican majority in the House of Representatives means the legislature is divided; it remains to be seen what the country’s newly elected leaders will do once in office. I hope, as do most Americans, that whatever they accomplish will be in the area of putting the economy, and thereby the American people, back on track.

 

Being here in the United Kingdom when the election happened, I was able to compare the buzz surrounding these pivotal midterms with the frenzy erupting last May when Britain had its own general elections. Although they weren’t quite the same, as America was of course not electing a new President this year, I was struck by the similarities and differences in the general mood. One particular point of contradiction, though, was more visually striking than the rest – the colours and emblems embraced by each of the parties, and their counterparts across the pond.

 

Throughout the election season, right up until the voting booths closed, various media outlets published virtual maps of the races in each state for the Senate, the House, and governorships on their websites. Every day the colour each state was shaded would reflect whether it was solidly tilted towards one party, leaning that way, or a complete tossup. Red for Republicans, blue for Democrats, and something else for independent candidates; there were a few who had a real shot in this election. With their states highlighted in yellow or orange or green, Lincoln Chafee will be the new governor of Rhode Island, Charlie Crist was defeated by Marco Rubio for a Senate seat in Florida, and the outcome of Lisa Murkowski’s write-in candidacy in Alaska remains unclear. But for the most part, blue and red dominated the map.

 

I grew up in a world where those two colours were so closely identified with the parties they represented that to separate conservatism from the crimson family or liberalism from an ocean of blue was impossible. But here in Britain, it’s the opposite – Labour dons red and the Conservatives blue. When I was watching the elections last year, the variance in colour scheme amounted to a seismic shift in my political perspective. I’ve learned now to be careful to mind my American tongue when discussing red states and blue states, because the effect of colour on how others construe my stated opinions is quite important, and easily mistaken.

 

And then there are the elephants and the donkeys. In America, Vineyard Vines prints ties with rows of each animal marching diagonally in miniature, in the patriotic colours of red, white, and blue. Even citizens who don’t consider themselves all that partisan may sport them occasionally. Well, Britain’s flag is dyed with those same colours; I have yet, however, to see any of my fellow students or other residents of Oxford marching about the city in a tie stamped with little airbrushed trees or roses or doves.

 

Of course, nothing gets murkier when I attempt to explain my own views. You see, I’m not red or blue; I’m purple. I am not sure how you mash up an elephant and a donkey, but if you could, I guess that would be my symbol. And I’ve realized the best thing of all – whether in Britain or in America, if you’re part of that moderate, reasonable centre, you can consider yourself the same. We’re all purple together, in the middle of the political spectrum and the Atlantic Ocean itself.

Palestinian scholarship under fire

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Wadham College’s Student Union passed a controversial motion this week mandating the College to consider funding a scholarship for a student from the Palestinian territories.

The motion, proposed on Sunday, stated, “It is important that we show our solidarity with the Palestinians,” adding, “The UK’s friendly and largely uncritical relations with Israel are a factor in Israel’s continuing disregard for international law.”

Although the motion passed by 16 votes to 6, there was opposition from JCR members about the inclusion of political statements in the proposal.

Jacob Haddad, a first year Engineering, Economics and Management student at the college, criticised the political statements in the motion, and argued that “This should be about access to education”.

He labelled the reference to Britain’s foreign policy as “irrelevant” and said that the motion would “alienate students and make them feel they have to take this particular political view [since they are] part of the Student Union.”

Katherine Halls, a member of Oxford’s Palestinian Society, who proposed the motion, said, “Unfortunately politics do affect matters of education. The bombing of Gaza’s University, which has made this scholarship necessary, was given legitimacy by Western governments.”

Katherine Halls continued, “One Oxford educated individual going back to the Gazan community can make a real difference. If this can be done here at Wadham other colleges will realise that they can too.”
At the Wadham Student Union meeting, Max Goulding, a second year mathematician, said that the student body was “sick of another increase in levies”. He pointed out that every Wadham student already pays an £11.50 International Student Levy, along with a £6.50 contribution towards charities.

Goulding mentioned the university-wide Reach Oxford scholarship as an alternative, apolitical scholarship for students from developing countries.

He said, “I believe that this is a very politically motivated motion as there is already a scholarship that is available for Palestinian students.

“I do not see the need to create a separate scholarship that seems to be pro-Palestine when the conflict is a very complex issue.”

A similar motion was passed last week at St Hugh’s College. The proposal was initially for a scholarship for Palestinian students, but was amended to broaden the search to include those in other war zones.

“Some students were concerned that we were making too much of a political statement by focusing on Palestine alone; we would rather help someone than turn this into an issue,” said Iman Effendi, the student who proposed the motion.

Both the St Hugh’s and the Wadham proposals cited the Crisis Scholarship at St Edmund Hall as a successful precedent.

The Gazan airstrike served as the impetus for the motion at Teddy Hall last year. However due to the objections raised, the then JCR President Charlotte Seymour adapted the conditions of the scholarship so that it would be available to a student from “a political conflict zone” rather than from Gaza in particular.

Sky Herington, the student who proposed the motion, said that she was “very happy” that the motion passed and that there is currently a Gazan scholar at the college.

However Herington said that she was “initially disappointed” that the motion did not pass unamended for the scholarship to help Gazan victims alone.

She explained, “I feel that this cause is too often sidelined in the British press and politics.”

St Edmund Hall students currently each contribute £5 per term towards half of the Gazan scholar’s living fees while the other half is funded by Hoping, a charitable foundation for Palestinians.
At Keble, a student from Pakistan applied for an undergraduate degree through the Reach Oxford scheme and a motion was passed in Trinity Term in 2009 to help fund his studies.

The motion to impose a mandatory £6.20 levy was passed unanimously by those present. However there was some discontent among Keble students, since the JCR President Zain Talyarkhan had reportedly assured the committee that the levy would be optional.
Of 360 undergraduate students at Keble, 58 people were present at the meeting for the motion.

“At the time some people were quite annoyed that a small proportion of the JCR made a decision affecting everyone’s battels on a non-opt-out basis,” said Nick Pointer, a second year student at the College.

The Wadham motion also referred to the student occupation of the Clarendon Building in 2009, which followed Israel’s destruction of Gaza’s Islamic University in December 2008.

Among the protesters’ demands was the creation of scholarships for Palestinians. The Senior Proctor had agreed that endowments towards such scholarships would be “most welcome.”

The motion will be further discussed at the next Wadham Student Union meeting.

If members of the Wadham JCR and MCR decide to go ahead with the motion in its current form, the Student Union will then lobby the College to looking into to the tuition fees of the Gazan scholarship student.

Science dons jump ship over cutbacks

Cherwell can reveal that government cuts to scientific research are causing a brain drain in Oxford, as leading Physics professors are increasingly taking up better funded posts abroad.

Brian Foster, Professor of Experimental Physics, confirmed that he is currently negotiating the terms of a “very generous offer” to take up a research post at Hamburg University. “My decision is based on prospects for funding; Oxford cannot financially compete with national schemes of this magnitude.”

Prof Foster was approached by the Humboldt Foundation, who are funded by the German government, earlier this year. They offered him one million euros per annum to carry out his research, plus a generous salary on top of this. Foster said that this sum is approximately half of what he gets in Oxford to run his entire department.

Armin Reichold, a Tutorial Fellow and Reader in Physics at Balliol, revealed, “In the last two years, at least three post doctorates from the Physics Faculty at Oxford have left the country for departments and funding elsewhere, in places like the US, Spain and China.

“Other countries such as Germany, France, Japan are making huge investments in research and achieving more.”

David Urner, a Physics department lecturer, told Cherwell, “Many people are actively looking for new positions elsewhere; it’s not just the professors who are leaving but the departmental leturers as well. One of my colleagues left a few weeks ago. He liked it here, but he reluctantly accepted a position in France as it was an opportunity for him to continue his work there.”

In the seven years that Professor Foster has been at Oxford, he said that the funding has dropped by approximately 50%, and the size of his department is now about half what is was when he arrived in terms of support staff and technicians.

Foster said, “If I accept the new research post, the centre of gravity of my research will move to Hamburg, so it will be a loss to Oxford from that point of view”.

Professor Foster is the European Director of The International Linear Collider, which had its funding withdrawn in 2008. Major elements of the research for the this project were based in Oxford, but Urner told how the cuts meant that Oxford’s “involvement with this project has been practically taken away.”

Foster said, “There is certainly a tendency for specialists to be attracted elsewhere due to better funding opportunities in other countries. This will affect the university as well, as it will mean that leading subjects in Oxford will become weaker.”

Armin Reichold said, “When we look at the work of scientists in departments elsewhere, there is a sense that they’ve achieved a lot more because of the better funding. Unlike our projects, they have facilities dedicated to their own research.”

Reichold explained how although Oxford has not made any official redundancies, extensions on contracts have been withdrawn and people have left prematurely.

“We do our research very efficiently, but with these cuts there comes a point when you can no longer do what you need to do”, he said.
Reichold’s own project was recently brought to a halt as a result of reduced funding. He has now been “forced” to work with better financed industrial science projects.

David Urner, a department lecturer, told Cherwell that his time at Oxford has come to a “disappointing end”, after he learnt that his contract will not be renewed, and he will be leaving the University permanently later this month.

Urner said, “My line of work has essentially been discontinued here as there was not enough money available to continue employing everyone in the department. The people without permanent contracts are the first to go.

“Core research should be pushing the boundaries of technology, but now we are reliant on money from commercialisation, which puts constraints on our research. Once the commercial interest dries up, everything stops.”

Of Professor Foster’s post offer at Hamburg University, Urner said, “Brian Foster was offered a very prestigious position; him leaving would be a very big loss for the department.”

Professor Foster is a Fellow of the Royal Society, as well as Chair of the European Committee for Future Accelerators, and European Regional Director for Linear Colliders Global Design Effort.

Joe Phillips, a third year Physicist from Hertford, said, “If the leading experts leave to conduct their research elsewhere, this will have a massive effect on Physics at Oxford, as one of the main attractions is that you are taught by the best in the field.

“Oxford is known as having one of the best Physics departments in the country, if not the world, and it would be terrible to lose this reputation through a lack of funding.”

A spokesperson from the University Press Office said, “The University’s commitment to supporting the Department of Physics is as strong as ever. Oxford University’s world leading research position is in robust health.”

The origin of the cuts can be traced back to December 2007 when the Science and Technology Facilities Council (STFC) announced that it had an £80m budget deficit.

It is thought that the deficit emerged through an accounting mistake that was made when the STFC was created by merging two existing councils.

Students warned after week of thefts

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Police are appealing for witnesses after secure buildings in two colleges were broken into last week and goods to the estimated value of £6,700 were stolen.

In one of the incidents, the burglar climbed through the window of graduate student Andrew Whitby’s room in the Balliol College-owned Jowett Walk Buildings and left with £6,000 worth of personal belongings.

Danny Donovan, of Thames Valley Police, told Cherwell that these included an SLR camera, high quality lenses, a laptop, watches and footwear.

The burglar entered Whitby’s ground-floor room at some point between 7:40 pm and 1:10 am on the night of 30 October, when the student was not in.

In a separate incident at Brasenose college on Tuesday 26 October, second-year student Ben Stafford had his laptop stolen from the college library.

A message sent by JCR President Paul Gladwell to Brasenose students stated that “the lodge has used CCTV to confirm the offender was from outside of college and are working with the police.”
Stafford had left his laptop unattended in the library, which, he told Cherwell, was “fairly normal” behaviour, although he added that “the college does send frequent emails advising against this”.

“Loss of work is obviously a kick in the teeth,” he said.

The Balliol student who was robbed is a Warden of the residence where the theft took place, and is employed by the college to support those living in Jowett.

He reflected that the burglary represented a blow to his “photography hobby”, but described his reaction as no different to “anyone who’s had all their stuff stolen”.

He said there was “always a risk” in having a room on the ground floor, especially when it backed out on to “a large, vacant field”. His room looks out over Balliol’s sports facilities.

However Whitby emphasised that he did not think Jowett Walk was “particularly insecure compared to other student accommodation.”
The gate to the complex can only be opened by a code, and to get into the residential towers a separate code is also needed.

Other tenants of the complex have expressed concerns about security. Olivia Cocker said it was “unnerving” and that she felt “horrified that someone managed to break in so easily.”
“I don’t feel safe in my own home anymore”, she added.

Such fear does not, however, appear to be universal among those living in Jowett.

Danny Anson-Jones, who described his flat as being “heavily equipped with Tesco value groceries”, issued a warning to any prospective burglar: “We don’t care if you’re running away, the tinned tomatoes are gonna be hurled at the back of your dirty little head!”

Balliol’s Domestic Bursar, Jo Roadknight, sent a message to students warning them to “firmly shut their windows when they are out of their rooms”.

Cocker and other residents said that they would now be more vigilant about such security measures.

Reflecting on how the incident has affected Brasenose, Ben Stafford said, “I think attitudes so far have become perhaps slightly more vigilant. Perhaps a certain naïveté has been lost, although it remains to be seen whether this is just a short-term thing or whether practices will change for good.”

A fob is required to enter Brasenose library, and Stafford expressed his confidence “in the way the college security is managed.
“Ultimately it’s always going to come down to individuals being vigilant”.

He put the security breach largely down to “the time of year, where we’re used to seeing new faces and wouldn’t question someone who came into the library behind us”.

Porters, college authorities and student representatives from both colleges declined to provide a comment on the incidents.

Come one, come all, says Kinky

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An open invitation to President’s Drinks at the Oxford Union was issued this week, sparking outrage among paying members.
Chris Adams, a third year student who is currently the Union’s Director of Communications, sent out a Facebook invitation to around 60 fellow Brasenose students, a number of whom were not members of the Union.

Adams created an ‘Event’ page claiming that James Kingston, President of the Union, was “bored of President’s drinks”, and so had asked him to invite anyone he wanted.

The page stated, “The current Union President (James Kingston) has been bored of drinks on Thursdays being quiet and frequented only by hacks this term, so said to me yesterday, “I’m sick of being frugal. Invite whoever you want.” I’ve told him I intend to hold him to his word.”

Adams went on to say “don’t worry if you’re not a member”, and twice emphasised that free drinks would be provided for all who chose to attend.

The event was advertised as continuing until 6am, and Adams claimed in the description that guests would be able to continue drinking “until the early hours”.

Members of the Union have expressed their anger that those who chose not to join the society were invited to the free drinks event, to which not even all members have access every week.

A message sent by Adams said that everyone invited would be on the guest list at the door of the event.

His invitation told members of the group that they should say that they were one of “Chris Adams’ guests”.

A Standing Committee member said, “This is ridiculous. The Union is designed to serve its members.

“President’s Drinks should not be open to anyone who fancies turning up.”

Members have also been voicing their anger. One second year PPE student, said, “I don’t think that it is very fair. Why should my membership pay for non-members to get drunk?”

A spokesperson for the Union said, “The Facebook group, which invited both members and non-members of the Union to President’s Drinks, was set up by a former member of Standing Committee and was not officially sanctioned by the Union. The Union cannot comment on the actions of individual members.”

“It is not Union policy to allow non-members into President’s Drinks, with the exception of debate speakers and their guests.”

An official within the Union explained that James Kingston was looking to increase attendance at the drinks event, but had not meant to imply that anyone could come.

A former Standing Committee member expressed his disbelief at the invitation being extended to non-members.

He said, “At the end of the day, members have paid a lot of money to have some sort of exclusive privileges.

“It can be good to show non-members the benefits that the Union brings, but I think that extending exclusive privileges to non-members that members have effectively paid for is wrong, and of detriment to the Union.”

The e-mail sent out by Chris Adams warned guests that they would need to dress smartly early on, but that as the evening went on there would be no need for formal wear.

“If you’re coming for 10.30 to 11.30ish, make sure you’re reasonably smart (e.g. at least shirt and proper trousers for boys), as the guests from the debate will be there.

“After then, don’t worry. The level of formality will degrade significantly.”

Adams added, “We should be able to fix queue-jump [for The Bridge] if you head over from drinks in small numbers.”

However after Cherwell questioned Adams about his invitation, the Facebook page advertising the drinks was radically altered.

There was no longer any mention of free alcohol, with Adams encouraging the guests “to buy some drinks from tescos/sainsbury’s.”
Another part of the new event page read “So: main drinks post-debate, confirm your attendance on here.” adding that “you need to be a member for this bit though.”

The invitation comes after the proposed £5 charge for President’s drinks was dropped last week.

When contacted for comment, Adams said “Union members will not be paying for this”.