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Review: Destabilise by Enter Shikari

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Electrodance happy progressive synth-punk post-dance-happy-synth-hardcore outfit Enter Shikari have hit on a winning formula.

It works like this: write a dance track that might have been used by The Prodigy as a bonus track if they were really desperate. Add an overdriven metal guitar playing no more than three drop-D chords (you wonder if Rory C’s index finger is shorter than the others). Then get Rou Reynolds fired up on raw steak and have him gibber over the top and presto, you have your basic single.

Oh wait: we’re forgetting the breakdown. Because you listen to Enter Shikari for the breakdown, those eight bars where the shouty riffy punky drivel becomes something magical.

‘Destabilise’ is basically an expansion pack for the band’s last album, Common Dreads – the same grinding metal chords and overblown choruses, with a breakdown that makes it all bearable. Get drunk, turn off the lights, and close your eyes at the lyric ‘This is the calm before the storm’, and this might just be a good track.

I am Iannucci.

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Armando Iannucci isn’t here. We’ve arranged to meet in a restaurant at 3pm, but so far, he hasn’t turned up. As I glance at my watch, a nervous thought flicks through my mind: what if he’s forgotten? It’s possible. After all, he is possibly the most powerful figure in British comedy today and seems to be in constant demand, regularly appearing on everything from Newsnight to Have I Got News For You.

Sitting at the bar, fiddling with a straw, I make another cautious scan around the restaurant, and suddenly breathe a sigh of relief as I see him walk through the door. As he heads over and we shake hands, he is full of apologies for his tardiness, though I assure him it’s no problem. As we make our way over to the back of the restaurant, I can’t help but notice that he’s somewhat shorter than I had expected, though his friendly expression is comfortingly familiar – resembling, in the best possible way, an eager Italian garden gnome.

He is in Oxford to promote his new book, The Thick of It: The Missing DoSAC Files, a convincing and typically witty parody of a lost governmental folder, and as we sit at a table by the window, this is the first topic that comes up. Given the phenomenal and deserved success of the television series, I’m surprised that there hasn’t been a tie-in book before.

He nods, and admits, ‘We talked about it. But we very rarely do merchandising, and we thought that we don’t want to do a book of bits that we wrote for the show and never used – we want to do a book that is specially written.’ The book itself – a glossy affair – sits on the table between us, and I venture a quick flick through the pages. It’s eerily authentic, full of vicious email exchanges and internal memos, with the more explicit excerpts usually coming from the show’s most infamous character, Malcolm Tucker, a thinly disguised reflection of Alistair Campbell.

Since it began on BBC Four in 2005, The Thick of It has rapidly gained a reputation as one of the sharpest political comedies of the decade, and owes debts both to Yes, Minister and The Office. Even in the corridors of Westminster, it has apparently become required viewing, though I suggest to Iannucci that many politicians still seem quick to dismiss it. He leans in slightly closer, and smiles a conspiratorial smile. ‘The number of politicians who publicly say that shows like The Thick of It actually do politics down and put young people off politics are outweighed by the number of politicians who privately come up to me and say that, if anything, in real life [politics] is a lot worse.’

It’s a show that thrives on its sense of realism – he admits that he wanted to make a program ‘that just shouted dull facts at you, dull accuracy’ – and it has made Iannucci extremely popular with every kind of political show on TV. On the night of the General Election, for instance, he seemed to be on every major channel to offer his own observations. I ask if he feels a little overexposed, and he considers this. ‘I don’t know.’ Another pause.

‘I mean, I do get these emails from Newsnight and This Week and so on saying, ‘Would you like to come on and talk about the cuts?’ And part of me thinks, ‘No, I’d like an expert to come on and talk about the cuts and for me to watch him, rather than for me to come on.’ I don’t feel fully equipped to make a judgement, and nor do I think my view actually is necessarily one that I want others to have.’ Nonetheless, he continues to make regular appearances on various political and comedy shows, and as glance at the surrounding tables, I’m still confused why no-one seems to have recognised him.

This apparent anonymity might be due to the fact that he lacks a clear comic persona, appearing instead as an affable – albeit remarkably witty – everyman. Leaving aside his recent emergence as the BBC’s go-to-guy for amusing political commentary, Iannucci has seemed more comfortable staying behind the scenes for the past twenty years, quietly carving out a successful career as the writer responsible for, among other things, The Day Today and I’m Alan Partridge.

I ask if he has ever been tempted to make a move further into the spotlight, and he nods slowly. ‘I like doing stuff up on stage in front of live audiences… [But] all I can do in those situations is be myself, and try to see where that takes me.’ Is he never tempted to explore another persona? ‘I’m not an actor… I don’t get any sense of, ‘Ooh, I wish I was doing that.’ I’m more than happy to watch them do it and for me to kind of enjoy it on the screen, and then sit down and edit it… It sounds very demeaning of the actors, and I don’t mean it to be, but I do feel it’s like playing different instruments in an orchestra. And suddenly the right tone comes out, or the right chord, and it just feels right. When it all comes together, and all the bustling around and the dialogue all strike a real, sustained comic note, that’s very satisfying.’

A conductor of comedy? It might be the best way to describe his guiding hand, subtly steering almost all of his shows towards greatness, while it certainly indicates a degree of seriousness in his approach. When I bring up the long-rumoured Alan Partridge: The Movie, he reveals, ‘We’re in the process of writing it just now. But… we want to do it slowly and surely, and not…’ He hesitates, before deciding, ‘it has to justify itself as a film, as opposed to a TV show. But on the other hand, it mustn’t lose the intimacy that it had.’

Given this perfectionism, I ask if there are any shows in his career that didn’t quite might his high standards. ‘Well, there are various pilots that I’ve made that have never seen the light of day, and I hope never will.’ He laughs at this, though it’s clear that he’s not really joking. He thinks for a moment, before reflecting, ‘Well, it’s funny, because I don’t really look back on them. I haven’t looked back at Alan Partridge and Time Trumpet, so I may well dig them out and look and them and just think, ‘Oh my God! What was I thinking?’… [But] I caught a bit of Alan Partridge recently, and because I’d completely forgotten it, bits of it made me laugh… That was kind of nice.’

While his perfectionism pays off, it never seems to slow down his work rate. Currently, Iannucci has a huge number of projects on the go; not only is he beginning work on the new series of The Thick of It – which he confirms has been re-commissioned, and that they are deliberately waiting for the new regime to settle in before they commence writing – but, as the interview progresses, he reveals more and more projects with which he is involved, including, but not limited to, a second feature film (following the huge success of In the Loop), twelve ten minute Alan Partridge ‘vodcasts’, the Alan Partridge film, and a documentary on Dickens – which aims ‘to remind people of why [his novels] were considered so great, so readable and so powerful when they first came out’.

Is comedy his sole calling though? Does he never feel tempted by darker, more serious material? He admits, ‘I don’t know,’ before chuckling warmly. ‘There’s no plan. And even if I did try and do a drama, I’m sure it would be a drama with a comic edge.’
In everything he does, it seems that Iannucci is inevitably drawn to the more absurd aspects of life. As we stand up and shake hands, I put this to him, and he nods in agreement. ‘That’s my instinctive reaction, to kind of find [absurd moments] – that gets me through life, really. So I hope that continues. I hope I don’t lose my sense of humour – that would be terrible for me.’ He pauses, before laughing. ‘But I’m sure that other people would cope.’ As we part ways and he weaves his way through the oblivious diners towards the exit, I can’t help but smile at this. People might cope, but they would feel the loss nonetheless. On the evidence of the past twenty years, it seems beyond question that British comedy is immeasurably improved when it has Armando Iannucci for a conductor.

Let us fire our MPs

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The saga-to-be that is Phil Woolas’ position as an MP now looks certain to be batted between courtrooms like a tennis ball. Other MPs might make gaffes, the Speaker might be manipulated by his wife, and the judges will probably stick by their peers. However one thing is certain; the constituents of Oldham East and Saddleworth will have very little to do with the outcome. This legal and constitutional mess is a sign of just how distanced British politics has become from the electorate, and just how much work Parliament has to do to bring it back home.

 

A far better way to solve the Woolas affair would’ve been for constituents to have the right to recall their MP. It’d save the legal wrangling and the awkward constitutional precedents. No politician would have to worry about how future courts would look upon their more innocent forms of misrepresenting the truth; instead only one thing would matter – how angry you make your electorate.

 

Imagine if instead of calling an obscure special court to consider legalisms, a different process were initiated. The constituents who felt cheated by Woolas’ callous photoshopping of his opponent, who resent his quasi-racist manipulations, could petition for a by-election to be called. No doubt any reasonable threshold would’ve been reached. The local Labour Party could then select their candidate – which they should do by open primary, to give the people being represented the say instead of farming it out to Party elites. A new election could then be held, where constituents could decide whether they still trusted Woolas to be their voice in Parliament.

 

As it stands, these decisions are being taken without even a cursory glance at the desires of the people of Oldham. Perhaps rather than insulating themselves further in the political bubble, MPs should take some action to restore power to the electorate. While politicians get caught up in a debate about Phil Woolas they should remember it is his constituents’ futures, not just his, they are deciding.

The Garden of Musical Delights

Andy Lamb, curator of the Bate Collection shows Naomi Richman and Oliver Moody around a collection of musical instruments based on those from Dutch painter Hieronymous Bosch’s painting, ‘The Garden of Earthly Delights’.

The New Hollywood?

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It’s official: India is the new Hollywood. In 2009, the country produced a total of 2961 films on celluloid, including a staggering 1288 feature films, far outstripping its American rivals.

Film is everywhere in India; in the most unlikely little shops, in buses, in doctors’ offices, and of course, in the huge cinemas that one finds in even the smallest towns. One such town is Sivakasi, in Tamil Nadu, south India, where I spent two months in 2009. Tamil cinema has been thriving since the 1990s and is now the third largest film industry in the country in terms of the number of movies it produces each year. There were two new films showing at the Sivakasi cinema each week, and the evenings we spent there were some of the most entertaining of my trip.

The first thing you must know about Indian films is they are often of a prodigious length. We went to see ‘Ayan’, a Tamil thriller written and directed by K.V. Anand, and it lasted for well over two hours. Its length apparently necessitated two intervals, resulting in a three and a half hour excursion. The films are so long generally because they are punctuated with song and dance routines – which, although enjoyable, contribute little to the plot – and because they cater to a taste for lengthy, and surprisingly violent, fight scenes (complete with comic ‘biff’ and ‘slam’ noises). Given that we had no idea what the characters were saying in ‘Ayan’ (it was unlikely that a provincial cinema would provide English subtitles) it was a fantastic film, and a great example of the variety that one should expect from Indian cinema: beautiful women dancing in the desert, a conspicuously evil drug-lord, family drama, angry mothers, police chases, brawls, an attractive hero, and even an unpleasant murder scene in which a character is slit open so that the bags of drugs in his stomach can be removed.

The focus, in Tamil films at least, tends to be on familial issues, centring on arranged marriages and love affairs, which meant that we were usually able to understand the plots of the movies that were played at the front of otherwise decrepit buses, often on loop for an interminable length of time. As we bounced along potholed roads, the jangly, high-pitched music would blare out, another angry father would start punching a wayward boy after his daughter, a mother would lament the behaviour of her children, and then they would all pull some amazing dance moves to lift the mood.
Yet Indian films are not only important for their entertainment value; many of them deal with problems in society that might otherwise be taboo. The problems caused by caste, for example, which can drive young lovers to suicide in order to avoid family disgrace and disownment. The perennial issue of poverty is also explored by Indian films like the superb ‘Salaam Bombay!’, (1988) which follows the lives of young thieves and prostitutes in Mumbai’s notorious red-light district.

But don’t just take my word for it: the large Indian community in England has meant that we now have more access than ever before to Indian films on DVD and their soundtracks (often the best part). So get watching – they might even have subtitles.

Giveaway: Skyline goodies

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To celebrate next week’s release of the sci-fi blockbuster Skyline, Cherwell Culture has five prize packs to give away.

Each winner will get a t-shirt, a 1GB USB stick and a glowstick.

For your chance to win, send in an e-mail with your details and “Skyline Competition” as the subject to [email protected]


After a late night party, a group of friends are awakened in the dead of the night by an eerie light beaming through the window. Like moths to a flame, the light source is drawing people outside before they suddenly vanish into thin air. They soon discover an otherworldly alien force is swallowing the entire human population off the face of the earth. Now our band of survivors must fight for their lives as the world unravels around them. How long will they be able to withstand the methodical and relentless onslaught as the number of casualties escalates? And more importantly who or what are these extraterrestrials? The eagerly anticipated sci-fi thriller SKYLINE is a terrifying journey into our fear of the unknown, a high-velocity, special effects bonanza.

Eric Balfour (24, Texas Chainsaw Massacre) stars alongside David Zayas (Dexter, The Expendables), Donald Faison (Scrubs), Brittany Daniel (Sweet Valley High), Neil Hopkins (Lost) and newcomers Scottie Thompson and Crystal Reed. SKYLINE is directed by brothers Colin Strause and Greg Strause, written by Liam O’Donnell and Joshua Cordes and producer Kristian Andreson.

Released November 12th

Other Cherwell Culture competitions include a Mark Watson ticket giveaway.For more details go to http://www.cherwell.org/content/10891

Fantasy Football

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The Premier League has just passed the quarter way mark, so it seems like is a good opportunity to take stock of the players who have impressed so far. I have not just gone for the marquee names that anyone would have picked, but have tried to find the players who are actually performing ahead of what was expected of them, often for the less glamorous sides in the league. I am painfully aware that I am basing this selection almost exclusively on Match of the Day highlights and Spurs games (although no Spurs players made the 11), so if I have grossly over complemented a player you know is terrible, I am sorry. This is just how I see it:

Goalkeeper: Joe Hart (Manchester City)

One of the only England players to emerge from the World Cup with any credit – mainly because he didn’t play – Hart has been truly world class all season. From his incredible performance at Spurs on the opening day to the penalty save against Arsenal he has hardly put a foot wrong.

Right back: Liam Ridgewell (Birmingham City)

I remember a few years back when Ridgewell was a typical journeyman Premier League defender, but he has blossomed into a Premier League journeyman defender who pops up with a few goals! Plus, playing for in a Birmingham defence means he really can defend a bit as well.

Centre back: Christopher Samba (Blackburn Rovers)

Samba has very quickly transformed himself from a subject of ridicule to a very well respected player. His massive frame may look ridiculous, but there is no doubt he uses it well. He is also Blackburn’s biggest goal threat, although I think that says more about Blackburn than Samba.

Centre back: Gary Cahill (Bolton Wanderers)

A young, committed and talented English centre back. We are lucky to have a few of these ready to take over from Terry and Ferdinand, and I believe Cahill’s performances this year have placed him just ahead of Shawcross and Dawson in the pecking order.

Left back: Ashley Cole (Chelsea)

I really, really dislike Ashley Cole. He personifies a lot of what is wrong with football at the moment. There is one problem with this however – he is a bloody brilliant footballer. He is a threat going forward, but his greatest attribute is his impeccable all round defensive play. Simply the best left back in the world. Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy…

Right wing: Matt Jarvis

Perhaps a slightly controversial selection, but this guy appears to be on fire this season. From the little I have seen of Wolves he is involved in everything good they do. Perhaps he should be getting a bit more credit for his showings.

Centre Midfield: Joey Barton (Newcastle United)

One of the few players in the League I dislike more than Ashley Cole, but you still have to admit he’s having a fantastic season. Playing in an attacking and exciting Newcastle team, and revelling in the role of pantomime villain away from home, Barton is in the form of his life.

Centre midfield: Samir Nasri (Arsenal)

Given my loyalty to the mighty Tottenham Hotspur this is a difficult decision for me to make, especially as Nasri has a face you would never get tired of punching. But I must put partisan feelings to one side and admit he seems to be blossoming into quite a player.

Left midfield: Chris Brunt (West Brom)

My impression of Brunt when he was in the Championship was that he tried hard, but could offer little more than that. In the Premier League he still tries bloody hard, but seems to be able to couple that with a good use of the ball and a handy few goals. He has been a major factor is West Brom’s fantastic start to the season.

Striker: Kevin Davies (Bolton Wanderers)

Fundamentally Davies is just a big lad, but he is a very effective big lad. He can hold the ball up and bring people into play brilliantly, and really seems to have risen to the challenge of captaincy. He still doesn’t score enough goals, but arguably offers the team so much else.

Striker: Carlos Tevez (Manchester City)

The shining light amongst City’s megastars, mainly because he is the only one who is actually playing well. With Tevez in the team City constantly look like they’re able to score a goal – even when they are playing 4 defensive midfielders. Without him they look lost.

Substitutes:

Sotirios Kyrgiakos (Liverpool) – Liverpool’s best player this season. Says a lot.

Florent Malouda (Chelsea) – Genuinely excellent. Main reason he doesn’t start is my hatred of Chelsea.

Rafael Van der Vaart (Tottenham Hotspur) – What a signing. What a player.

Andy Carroll (Newcastle) – Hopeless off the pitch, brilliant on it.

Javier Hernandez (Manchester United) – Wayne who?

Cherwell photo blog – 5th Week (blues)

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Friday – Balliol boat burning – Wojtek Szymczak

 

Thursday – Wicker Man in South Parks – Sara Reguilon

 

Wednesday – Fireworks over Oxford – Sonali Campion

 

Tuesday – Fireworks in Jericho – Jessica Goodman

 

Monday – London – Alexander Coupe

 

Sunday – Autumn at Hugh’s – William Granger