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Review: Catching A Tiger

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The blonde-haired and blue-eyed Lissie Maurus started stealing hearts last year after the release of her EP Why You Runnin’. Since then, a number of successful online covers and on-stage duets with Ellie Goulding have caused the American’s fan base to grow considerably. But whereas Ellie is a soft, sparkling sequin of a singer, Lissie is a true Midwestern country girl, with mud on her jeans and grass in her hair. Illinois-born, she’s two parts Stevie Nicks to one part Sheryl Crowe, with a dash of Johnny Cash, and topped off with a smattering of freckles and a whole lot of tequila.

But there’s more to her than just cornfields and pickup trucks. She also cites Snoop Dogg and musicals such as Blood Brothers and Miss Saigon as influences. It’s perhaps no surprise then that that she seems a little unsure about how to define her music, describing it as ‘indie-folk-rock-soulful-heartfelt kind of music’. That’s probably the best way to categorize her debut album, Catching A Tiger.

From the first clattering notes of “Record Collector” to the final throbbing remnants of the beautiful “Oh Mississippi”, Lissie’s raw, passionate enthusiasm pours out and fills your ears and hearts. She leaps eagerly into the album, saturating the first three songs with emotion and scattering crashing crescendos. We’re granted a brief respite with the gentle “Bully”, before Lissie pulls us back onto the dance floor with the foot-stomping, thigh-slapping, “Little Lovin'”.

The album starts to lose some of its initial momentum after the halfway mark; “Loosen The Knot” ties itself up in a mess of bland and rather generic-sounding guitar, while “Cuckoo” struggles to get off the ground. But thankfully it’s rescued by Lissie’s soaring vocals, which shine through the dreamy “Everywhere I Go”, reflect off the waters of “Oh Mississippi”, and accompany her as she rides off into the sunset.

The Brain Behind the Penis

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What would feminist theorists say to the neurological research which shows that it takes the male brain only 0.2 sec to classify a woman as ‘hot’? No doubt a recapitulation of the never-ending Nature versus Nurture debate. But the 2008 study entitled ‘The Chronoarchitecture of Human Sexual Desire: A High-Density Electrical Mapping Study’ reveals that the ‘hot-or-not’ decision is made before the brain is anywhere close to consciously processing sexual desirability.

Scientific studies like this, and the questions they prompt about gender, neuroscience and society,are the driving force behind Louann Brizendine’s most recent book ‘The Male Brain’, the timely sequel to her 2006 international bestseller ‘The Female Brain’. Both books map the neurological, chemical and developmental changes that accompany the phases of life in men and women, and gives the scientific evidence behind such well-known phenomena as the ‘biological clock’ in women, and the lesser-known and ‘sympathetic pregnancy’ or Couvade syndrome in men.

Brizendine is undeniably qualified to produce popular reading on the scientific basis behind sex and gender; her resume includes a degree in neurobiology from UC Berkeley, a doctorate in medicine from Yale University and a residency in psychiatry at Harvard. Her book deftly and accessibly blends research in neurology, biochemistry and psychology to explain some of the most puzzling aspects of masculinity, ranging from the adolescent’s bizarre obsession with computer games to the ‘sugar-daddy’ phenomenon of older men marrying much younger women. According to Brizendine, there is a neurochemical basis to these and other male stereotypes and she has Nature papers cited to prove it.

While any self-respecting scientist will balk at some of Brizendine’s conclusions based on research that does not presume to attribute causation to its findings, her books fill a literary niche in applying science to gendered relationships in easily digestible prose. Brizendine leaves the question of how much of this gendered behavior is innate and how much is learned unanswered but ultimately suggests that with a deeper understanding of the male brain, ‘we can create more realistic expectations for boys and men’.

While few quick reads are as informative for one’s daily life as Brizendine’s books, it would be most interesting to see how contemporary feminist theorists negotiate the scientific research underpinning her claims. For example, gender theorist Judith Butler has been asserting the performative nature of gender since the 1980s, to the extent that her undergraduate lecture students at UC Berkeley, could not tell whether she was a man or a woman), suggesting that every day one must choose whether to be a man or a woman. How can the fact that the area of the brain which governs sexual pursuit is 2.5 times larger in men than in women, be reconciled with Butler’s championing of androgyny? Perhaps this disjuncture in scholarship is symptomatic of some larger impasse between the sciences and the humanities. However, Brizendine has placed the ball in the feminists’ court. It is now time for them to look into some neuroscience themselves before lobbing it back.

Not your city

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Ralph Waldo Emerson called it a sucked orange. Henry James compared it to Paris, Thomas Jefferson to a toilet of human depravity, and Le Corbusier called it a catastrophe – albeit a beautiful one. Most compare it to a big apple. Not just any apple – but The Big Apple. This is New York City (Not Your City for the ‘bridge-and-tunnel’ commuters living outside of the only true NYC: Manhattan) where I was to spend two months working at an art auction house in the Rockefeller Centre. That is, whilst not spending the other half of the work-play dichotomy giddying my senses with all this marvellous city has to offer.

Intrigued as to where the fruity nickname came from, I found this a question surprisingly hard to answer. Why had the name stuck so well? It seemed to be a mystery to most – reflective of the city’s character as a whole. Despite a brash air of seemingly self-explanatory ‘of-course’-ness, it certainly hides a remarkably dense multitude of stories within its relatively short history. Fact and fiction meld into one as the fibres of the city’s past cross over each other, and they can prove somewhat hard to unravel. Going back to the nickname, some explanations are almost definitely false. This includes my favourite: that a French Mademoiselle named Eve owned a famous Manhattan brothel whose workers were referred to as ‘Eve’s apples.’ It turns out that the most firmly established story behind La Grande Pomme is that of a media catchphrase snatched out of 1920s horse racing commentary (John J. Fitzgerald being the first to make public use of the phrase, having overheard it thrown about during New Orleans stable banter) and hurled with force into the 70s tourism drive of the New York Convention and Visitors Bureau. This tourism drive was a textbook success of urban development – helping transform the city from the mess it was in earlier times to what many now see as the most exciting city in the world.

Public transport, if one has the time to notice, always proves to be a microcosm of human variety and intrigue. Despite various ‘difficulties’ concerning actually flying here (never have I seen so many red “heavy” labels attached to one suitcase, nor raced through quite so many red lights in an effort not to be late), I later found public transport to be – dare I say it – an almost enjoyable experience. This could be because you generally have more ‘limbo’ time to spend gazing at your fellow humans when on public transport. Alternatively, it was perhaps just due to the potent concentration of individuals on offer from all walks of life and corners of the globe, thrown together to re-enact the theatre of everyday existence. Manhattan itself is like an extreme form of this, at least for the traveller – making you feel that you’ve stumbled upon a film set at every turn. If that sounds too clichéd, well, that’s because it is. When on occasion the life and people here are not painfully close to being a stereotype, they seem to make up the embroidery of eccentricity lining the underbelly of the city. This being a genuine – not cultivated – eccentricity.

Quite why I ended up spending so much time on the Subway system when the New York streets are so neatly gridded up just waiting to be strutted along I do not know. Yet again it demonstrated the wealth of ‘behind the scenes’ encounters to be had in this marvellously all-encompassing metropolis. Oh and just a note – don’t say tube, it causes confusion, and you end up getting directed to art installations and the like (the syncretism of ‘American’ and ‘British’ language often seemed to be a somewhat one-way system). As a general rule in fact I found the overwhelming confidence of New Yorkers something of a misnomer when asking for directions. This only becomes truly apparent through a lack of sobriety on the part of the direction-giver, whereby the confident guess turns into a circulating arm, wildly gesticulating a multitude of directions under the umbrella term “it’s definitely that way.”

One of the great joys of the Subway is the fact that it runs 24 hours (theoretically, at least). A true insomniac’s dream: why toss and turn in your micro-scale apartment, when you can hop on a $2 ride to just about anywhere in the world’s most macro-scale city? The aforementioned leaps and bounds with which New York has come on since the 70s and 80s are nowhere more apparent than on the New York Metro. Before travelling here a family friend recounted a Subway journey in New York as being one of the most terrifying experiences of her life. Not so anymore. Perhaps one of the more amusing instances, yes. For example, more than once I was confronted with what appeared to be a sort of ‘reverse psychology busking.’ A scruffy old man would hobble onto the train, wait for the Subway doors to close, and unexpectedly break out into the most shockingly appalling din. Closer to screeching than singing, this most bizarre parody of busking would only stop when paid enough to do so. I was treated to many other auditory delights, including Chopin à la chainsaw, various forms of rapping, an abundance of Bongo drum playing, a dreadlocked lady in a purple jumpsuit making her way from train to train with a large boom box and an amazing pair of dancing feet (despite the lack of a constant downwards force of gravity as the train moved), and a whole host of displays on the more visual end of the spectrum – some more overt than others. There are of course the less pleasant aspects of underground public transport – mainly hygiene related. A rat made the cardinal error of being spotted crawling onto my foot – my gaze followed that of a Chinese lady staring at said foot in horror – preceding a screaming kick and leap into said lady’s arms (I’m not usually that embarrassing on public transport). For once the spectacle was now firmly on me.

When Anaïs Nin referred to New York as “a city of rhythm” – she was certainly referring to a different form of the ‘underground’ to be found in Manhattan – that of the abundance of dance floors, bars and general Houses of Fun within which to quench your taste buds to within an inch of their life. Ms Nin’s allegory felt so true – the city is a very easy place to feel out of beat, but also incredibly tempting to dance along to. Arriving at my apartment I passed a sign kindly informing me that “reality is an illusion created through a lack of wine.” Two of my favourite such haunts in which to escape this illusion were both somewhat characterised by an overabundance of red lights and taxidermy (please don’t let this be Freudian). In both these places you felt firmly ‘underground.’ Don’t get me wrong though, nothing beats a rooftop bar in Manhattan. One very much ‘underground’ venue in which we were decidedly above ground (three storeys to be precise, although that varied throughout the evening) was a party, or more an ‘event’, at the Surreal Estate. This was to be found in what is now the pinnacle of skinny-legged hipsterdom, otherwise known as Bushwick, which is The New Williamsburg, which is The New Brooklyn, which is sort of The New Manhattan, depending on how seriously you take the hipster prophecy. The event was called 13D, due to its taking place on Friday the 13th with a theme of being in 3 dimensions, or 13, or whatever. Very cool it was, easy to find it was not. Stumbling out of the train onto an eerily silent street relative to the hustle and bustle of Manhattan, all we could hear was some very distant music. An old boy of the summer of love immediately realised what we were looking for (evidently we were dressed more appropriately than we’d thought): “Surreal Estate?” (cue long pause and exchange of cautiously optimistic glances)… “Err, yes?”

We were promptly taken into the deepest darkest realms of no Manhattan land. At last we approached what appeared to be a very large garage-cum-3 storey building, drawn to the thumping bass like moths to an iridescent street light.
As we entered through the splattering of red paint, chicken wire and other varieties of artfully arranged material, we were handed a pair of 3D glasses (after initial puzzlement we discovered there was a special “3D” dance floor: thus this wasn’t some playful jibe at the metaphysics of 3 dimensional reality) and proceeded to drink suspect sangria, converse with potheads over shisha pipes, boogie on the 3D dance floor to a psychedelic transformation of famous artist’s faces on the wall, and various other projections to tingle the eyeballs and entrance the visual senses. This was certainly a long shot from previous evenings drinking Moet et Chandon with Wall Street puppies. Dancing to a Latino jazz band on the rooftop a rather more sober friend noted the makeshift dance floor was taking on almost elastic qualities and bouncing us up and down as we danced. An individual of indeterminate sex wearing a large orange afro and more flowers than clothes wandered up and down the stairs. A fortune teller gazed through you as you walked through the second floor, whilst a groover in Ray Bans and a multicoloured, psychedelic bodysuit made of lycra popped up several times during the night seeking assurance that he was “cool as a kettle.” The joy of frolicking amongst such an absurd conglomeration of people and things was snuffed out upon the arrival of the ‘cops’ – at which point we were ordered to flee unless we wanted to join the ranks of the 30 activists (cum-artists) living there.

During daylight hours, The Big Apple lives up to its name in a more literal sense. The city feels fresher. Perhaps this has something to do with the architecture – as Sartre noted, the sky feels pushed up higher than normal due to the abundant skyscrapers piled upon the island of Manhattan. “Was there ever such a sunny street as this Broadway?” said Charles Dickens. The streets are however constantly being transformed, neatly symbolised by the construction work going on outside of my window which also served as a useful alarm clock. Again, plenty of literal and metaphorical fruits abound – on my walk to work for example, having had a mandatory glass of papaya juice with my breakfast at Gray’s Papaya, I would see a group practicing t’ai chi in Madison Square Park. The homeless lined one side of the park and lusty couples the other – the change in scene punctuated by a Hungarian Vizsla puppy trotting past in a pair of red shoes, whilst a perfectly polished pair of black lace-ups lie neatly beside the trash can, and a small man perched on the street corner sprays two cans of orange aerosol onto the ground, with hopeful eyes looking up past his tweed flat cap at the sky, as if he might take off with the overarching bizarreness of the situation.

Another occasional daytime pursuit, aside from the endless hours spent in cafes (Starbucks is so much more prevalent here than you could ever imagine; its popularity is not to be underestimated) and shops (I blame many financially ill-advised purchases on the fabulous fact that I was suddenly down to a “size 6”) were life painting classes at the Art Students League of New York – an institution run “by artists for artists.” I’m not exactly sure what is so unique about that, except that it made the classes very good value. My teacher there had a very laissez-faire approach, and rarely came around to give advice unless it was asked for – although once asked for was not shortcoming. A lesson in how to sharpen my pencil took a good 20 minutes via the imaginative metaphor of a French guillotine. Predictably, this was quite a hub for some very amusing characters. One lady kept bringing ‘picnics’ consisting of rosé wine and pretzels, and would always insist I used ‘her’ soap to wash my brushes in (carefully preserved amidst ridiculous layers of towels), a very tall Chinese man who would waft around the classroom – one hand behind his back – gesturing wildly with the other with a minimal expenditure of actual vocabulary, before moving back to his easel. A very small Frenchman in an oversized suit and square glasses was always present, painting incredibly and furiously. The place also gave refuge to various bored housewives and pouting teenage girls with dark pouffled hair and red lipstick. Afterwards I might totter along to visit a landmark (the definition of which certainly in my case extended to cover the apartments of Holly Golightly and Carrie Bradshaw), and often would eat out with some of the other interns sharing my lack of talent in financial matters – it seemed impossible to stay here and not explore the profusion of eateries clustered around the city. Compared to England (and probably the rest of America) the waitresses can be somewhat more overbearing. Never before have I had unfinished dishes literally swept away from me (fortune cookie included) by an angry lady barking Cantonese in China town, been chased out of a sushi restaurant by a waitress demanding a larger tip, or been winked at throughout a meal (in little Italy at a grotty bistro diner) by a terrifying he-she called ‘Juliette’ across the other end of the room. It still must of course be said that many of the venues were absolutely charming, and like most places you can’t go wrong with a good Italian!

True of a city ‘too crowded for anyone to pay too much attention,’ a captivating experience lay around every corner. Near the end of my stay, after discovering the source of some startling prodding by a stick I guided a blind man across the road, consequently stumbling upon a jewellery market. This led into the most marvellous hat shop, owned by two elderly and very camp gentlemen with a supersized white cowboy boot suspended from the ceiling on which was dotted a profusion of glittering brooches. I walked around a corner towards a waft of fresh coffee, to be greeted by the bold lettering of “no, you’re weird” across a shop window. Oh New York, I’ll miss you! I certainly agree with Neil Simon that “there are two million interesting people in New York and only 78 in Los Angeles.”

Now Ed’s in charge

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As the first few hints of Ed Miliband’s opposition agenda leak out through his acceptance speech, we can chance a guess as to what his Labour Party will really be like. A candidate who knew his crown could only be granted by the unions and the old left had to pander to a certain set of interests – which he certainly captivated. He can be in little doubt, however, that the same campaign isn’t one capable of winning a general election.


Michael Meacher, one of that minority of Labour MPs backing the younger brother, gave his synopsis of the Mili-E view of Labour’s future. He sees a departure from New Labour’s “vacuous piffle about opportunity, social mobility, and improved personal support” in favour of a focus on income equality. If Ed is to win in 2010 (or sooner) he has to abandon such a line.


Britain has never elected a government whose primary focus was levelling the nation’s income. On the contrary, it tends to fall into the lap of those who promise equality of opportunity. From the collapse of Labour in the 1970s Britain was dominated by the politics of opportunity. Whilst other issues came and went, the dividing line ultimately came down to how opportunity was distributed around the nation.


For Britain to be a competitive country in an ever more brutal world, for it to battle through and survive the precarious economic environment, for it to regain some of its lost vibrancy, opportunity needs to be centre stage. Were an agenda of forced equality, of punitive taxation and divisive regulation, to come to the polls, it would surely lose. For Ed Miliband to make a real impression in the next election he must assert himself not only against the Tories, but against the very people who put him into power.


(Indeed if you were to read into David M’s grin as he walked onto the Conference floor, you might think he agrees with the above. Perhaps somebody’s counting on his brother to not last long.)

I Scream

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Imagine an X Factor contestant taking to the stage, introducing himself to the judges, opening his mouth – and screaming. This would not be unsurprising given the presence of Simon Cowell; yet it would be at odds with music’s general tendency towards pleasantness, or at least orderliness. However, the scream – deeply rooted as it is in primal experiences of mortal danger – is one of the most potent auditory communicators, and this is why it lends itself well to a variety of musical styles (and not just “screamo”). This emotional basis also explains why the sound of fingernails on a blackboard resonates so violently with the human psyche. Similarly, if you ever wake up in the middle of the night as people in the next room are watching Psycho on top volume, you’ll get the feeling that not all has gone according to plan for the lady in the shower…

The scream, an explosion of emotion which words and articulation just can’t match, is incited by all kinds of causes – consider for example the excited ululations and yelps typical of folk music at a barn dance. The shouts and whoops stem from humankind’s love for ritualistic expressions of sheer energy (not to mention the effects of alcohol). The founding fathers of rock ‘n’ roll progressed (regressed?) from excited yelps to ecstatic screams: Little Richard’s short bursts of vocal violence on “Keep A-Knockin” are used to introduce saxophone solos, cymbal-bashing, and carnage on the dancefloor. His trademark vocal drop-offs resemble Michael Jackson’s signature “Owww!” – both are instances of the scream expressing the unbridled joy of rhythmic music. Led Zeppelin took the scream a step further, using it to express eroticism. As he sings “Whole Lotta Love”, Robert Plant’s crude posturing leaves little to the imagination: he builds from moans and groans to a full-on sustained roar, in front of an audience of free-lovers.

In Western Classical music, the scream is noticeably less common; its function is instead assumed by abrupt increases in the singer’s pitch and dynamics (as demonstrated by Pavarotti’s belting top note in “Nessun Dorma”). Its unique rawness is more strongly associated with modern composers such as Schoenberg, whose collection of songs Pierrot Lunaire is definitely not music to wake up to. The singing pitch is only approximated, and interspersed with episodes of jarring “Sprechgesang”, or “speech-singing” (a self-explanatory term). This feature, combined with volatile variations in dynamics and pitch, and a disregard for pretty tunes and harmonies, gives the singer the freedom to express through scream-like sounds the nightmarish world of the songs’ protagonist, Pierrot the Clown.

Far from being the mainstay of the twentieth-century “screamo” band, the scream is a tool for the musical expression of emotion at its limits; unleashed before it can be shaped by melody, lyric or articulation. Fear, energy, eroticism, the unconscious, madness, rage, Simon Cowell – sometimes, all you can do is twist and shout.

The Mummification of Classical Music

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Students of composition have cause to be anxious. Despite their great commitment to their work, they are threatened with complete extinction. Every young composer is aware of the dangers of dedicating his or her future to a profession that may not have a future of its own.

There is only one demon to blame for this phenomenon. The ongoing debate over the “decline” of Classical music rages furiously in circles of musical purists, to the extent that it distracts almost completely from any actual compositional activity. As it leaks into the national media, the debate forces us to focus on the sea of grey hair that accompanies every performance of a Brahms symphony or Mozart concerto, and to wonder why young people are unable to appreciate Classical music as they once were. Have they been brainwashed by consumerism? Or has the advent of popular culture taken its toll on more traditional arts? One needs only to glance at the website www.musoc.org to get an idea of how far this argument can be taken.

Of course, none of this is really true. Hordes of young composers are composing all the time; it’s just that a large proportion of self-proclaimed lovers of Classical music are uninterested. Why risk attending a premiere of an unknown work by an unknown composer when you could go just as easily go listen to the London Symphony Orchestra play Mahler and guarantee yourself a great time? Thus a cycle of historical validation is born, in which only those great works of the great composers are cared about; and audiences are left disillusioned over why there are no twenty-first century equivalents of Beethoven or Mozart, all the while unwilling to try to find them. The culture of Classical music has entered a self-fulfilling crisis.

The BBC Proms – the world’s largest classical music festival – is always a good place to witness this phenomenon. The festival never fails to showcase great new works by living composers, but these pieces are generally received with a sense of tolerance, not anticipation. They end up feeling like gaps between performances of the favourites, and suffer from a palpable dip in enthusiasm.

There was no better example this year than the premiere of Mark Anthony-Turnage’s Hammered Out. The piece, so blatantly an orchestrated version of Beyoncé’s “Single Ladies” that any youthful ears would instantly have spotted the link, was scheduled awkwardly between performances of Barber and Sibelius, and was thus ill-suited to the audience. As a result, Turnage’s conscious tip of the hat to youth culture went largely unnoticed by the audience and press alike. This was music written deliberately for young people, and yet the circumstances were unfortunate enough for it to go unappreciated.

We may well complain about young people’s disinterest in Classical music, but in order to engage young people we need to recognise it as an art form with its place in the present as well as the past. It is the responsibility of music lovers to give living composers the attention that they deserve, to provide a platform for the musical present separate from the museum of the concert hall, and to breathe some life into an art form that is so often mistaken to be dead.

Oxford now a "Clone Town"

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Oxford is listed among Britain’s most boring high streets, with chain stores choking independent traders, a new report warns.

The iconic high street of Oxford has taken a dive from “border town” status, recorded in a 2005 report, to now being in the top 25 “clone towns” in Britain.

Despite the bad news, Oxford students can take some comfort in the fact that the UK’s highest-scoring clone town is Cambridge, now officially the home of the worst shopping in Britain.

The findings were published earlier this month in a report by the independent think tank, New Economics Foundation (NEF). The term “clone town” is used to label the phenomenon of disappearing charm and character in Britain’s high streets, as local shops are replaced by identikit chain stores.

Overall, 41 per cent of the towns surveyed in Britain were categorised as clone towns, while 23 per cent were border towns, and 36 per cent were home towns.

Christophe Piarrart, manager of Olives, the celebrated independent delicatessen located at 42 High Street, agreed with the report’s categorisation of Oxford. He said, “I agree there should be more independent shops – not just here in Oxford but in any high street. I source all the sandwich ingredients myself and make my own recipes, that’s part of the reason why we are so popular.”

However, not everyone seemed concerned with the findings of the report. Mr Durkin, manager of Cardew & Co, a shop in the Covered Market which sells a range of teas and coffees, said, “Oxford can be called a clone town in that you will find the typical shops in the main shopping area, but if you look a bit closer, at areas like the Covered Market, you will find some really special independent shops”.

The Covered Market has historically been a haven for independent shops. It was created in 1774 in order to clear “untidy, messy and unsavoury stalls” and small traders from the main streets of central Oxford. Today, the only nation wide chain in the Covered Market are the key cutters Timpsons. All other shops are either completely independent or part of local chains.

A spokesman for Oxford City Council, defended the range of shops in the town. “We have a lot of independent retailers in the High Street, Broad Street and Turl Street and this is complemented by the high street brands in Cornmarket, the Clarendon Centre and the Westgate centre. We are also looking at exploring the potential of creating a loyalty card for the city centre which could support our local traders.”

However, the spokesperson conceded, “We are trying to attract other well known brands to the centre including John Lewis.”

This is the second clone town report to be published by the independent think tank, NEF. They warn, “Retail spaces once filled with a thriving mix of independent butchers, newsagents, tobacconists, pubs, bookshops, greengrocers and family-owned general stores are becoming filled with faceless supermarket retailers, fast-food chains, and global fashion outlets.”

The report, entitled “Reimaging the High Street: Escape from Clone Town”, states that “Many town centres….lost their sense of place and the distinctive facades of their high streets under the march of the glass, steel, and concrete blandness of chain stores built for the demands of inflexible business models that provide the ideal degree of sterility to house a string of big, clone town retailers.”

Paul Squires, the co-author of the report said, “The towns most dependent on the big chains and out of town stores have proven to be most vulnerable to the economic crisis. It’s not all doom and gloom; we found many towns that are thriving with initiatives to retain local diversity.”

Cherwell shortlisted for publication of the year

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Cherwell has been shortlisted for Publication of the Year by the Guardian Student Media Awards 2010.

The shortlists were published this week in the Guardian newspaper and website.

This year’s awards have been scaled down, meaning that there is just one category for all student magazines, papers and websites in the country. Out of over 600 entries, Cherwell is in the shortlist of five publications, from which the overall winner will be selected.

Marta Szczerba, Editor of Cherwell in Hilary Term of 2010, said, “It’s no mystery: Cherwell kicked ass this year with creative content, fresh design and observant commentary. It’s great to know all our hard work has been recognised and OxStu, it’s official: we’re just better”.

Oxford student journalism has enjoyed considerable success in the Guardian Student Media Awards this year, with www.thealligatoronline.com also appearing in the shortlist for Publication of the Year.

Other Oxford students to be shortlisted are Oliver Moody for Writer of the Year, Mimi Kempton-Stewart for Digital Journalist of the Year, and Tom Rowley and Camilla Turner for Reporter of the Year.

The winners and runners up for each category will be announced at an awards ceremony which will take place in London on 24th November 2010. The first prize for the winner of each category is one month of work experience at the Guardian, and the prize for the runner up is two weeks work experience.

In 2008, Cherwell won the Guardian Student Media Award for ‘Student Website of the Year’, a category which has since been abolished.

Interview: Mark Norfolk

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Cherwell: Can you tell the readers a little bit about who you are and what you do?

My name is Mark Norfolk and I’m a filmmaker living in London. I also write drama for the stage, radio and screen. I initially studied drama and was an actor for a few years. However I was out of work, resting, as most actors are so I got a part time job at a local newspaper as a junior journalist. And thus began a writing career…writing about old ladies’ cats stuck in trees and errant tortoises. I did once get a scoop though. It was an exclusive photograph of Sarah Ferguson before she married Prince Andrew. That was also the time that I learnt ‘Lesson No. 1: Ambition can be a killer’. Especially in the cutthroat world of the media. Survival first.

So I was sent to see if I could get a photograph of ‘Fergie’. After waiting two hours I managed to grab the shot. I called the staff photographer and told him I got the shot and he came to get it. I handed him the undeveloped film (it was all film in those days) and he said he would develop it immediately as the editor was holding the front page. It was all very exciting, my first front page. However, when the newspaper came out that evening somehow I found my by-line shared between myself and the staff photographer, who at the time I was taking the photograph was at least ten miles away. Incidentally, he was soon off from this little local newspaper to the grand offices of the London Evening Standard.

Cherwell: Could you briefly explain the plot of your new film, ‘Ham and the Piper’, and perhaps explain how the project came about?

‘Ham & The Piper’ is a love story about an elderly man who discovers his wife is dying. In his moment of grief he finds himself battling with his own conscience about the frailties of long term marriage. Although he loves his wife dearly, as far as he’s concerned he has given up much of his life investing in the marriage and losing her now would mean he has nothing more to live for. His psychosis is such that he begins to question the role society has played in forcing him to abandon his youthful dreams and ambitions in order to get married. So he decides to take revenge against the society whom he blames for his weakness.

The project came about in very strange circumstances. I was writing a script for a futuristic political fantasy feature film which I’m very excited about. But then one day everything changed. For the last four years I have been a writer in residence in a prison. During my time there I found it to be full of interesting characters – and I’m not just talking about the prisoners. One day after I’d finished teaching a class of inmates I got talking to a student who told me he was now going back to the war. He certainly wasn’t a soldier (unless he was a street soldier) so I asked him what he meant and he went on to explain that when the cell door bangs shut behind you, it’s just you and your mind in a battle for the next twelve hours or so. This set me off thinking about the human mind and how well it sits within itself and how it copes under stress.

Cherwell: How did you get into film directing?

As a young actor I was always particularly interested in how shows and projects were put together. I saw that the director had a vision which he or she tried to achieve. I found that this was a brave and yet scary position to be in. If it works, everybody loves you. But if it doesn’t work, for whatever reason, the director cops the blame. No one talks about the lack of money or the limited choice in casting or the dodgy venue – it’s the director’s fault. That aside, I was fascinated by the creation of ‘the show’, not that I ever thought I would be directing films – I couldn’t even get work as an actor. Back in those days, black actors were only hired if the part called for a black person. So you’d get an audition and find yourself lined up alongside the cream of the black acting community. Can you imagine going up for a one liner in a TV soap and you find yourself next in line after Denzel Washington? Well, that was it then. I’m not sure how much things have changed, though I’m positive it has in many ways.

Anyway, one day my journalism skills saw me get offered an afternoon’s work at a Sports News Agency when a reporter missed his flight back from vacation. To cut a long story short, one afternoon for £30 turned into 6 years as a freelance sports reporter. I eventually left the company to go back to acting (once an actor always an actor), taking a massive wage reduction too, but the writing continued. I had been attending a few video production courses mostly for access to the equipment. And here’s where I learnt ‘Lesson No.2: Beware of the green-eyed monster’.

Not long after completing a course at Super 8 Film I went to work on a BBC documentary series as a production assistant. I had started off on travel expenses only but by the end of the shoot I was an Assistant Producer and was then headhunted to work as a Researcher on a ‘Dispatches’ documentary. The documentary led to me writing my first screenplay and being short listed and nominated for a couple of screenplay awards. It was at one of these awards events at BAFTA that I learnt my next lesson when a Scottish writer who used to write for Billy Connolly asked me ‘Are you serious about this business?’ Well, of course I am. ‘Do you want me to pat you on the back and tell you how good you are? Or do you want me to tell you the truth?’ I candidly asked for the truth and his reply was, ‘Your screenplay was easily the best one there (out of 12 others in the final) but it won’t win. It’ll never get made. That’s just the way it is.’ He then bought me a drink and told me ‘Your first big screenplay is a ‘show script’. It’ll get you through the door. Use it to get other commissions.’ With that he went off on his merry way. Of course, true to form, my screenplay didn’t win, didn’t even come in the money places (1st, 2nd or 3rd). I slunk into a corner to drown my sorrows in the pint the Scottish writer had bought me. ‘Lesson No. 3:Life isn’t fair. Neither is the movie business’. I stuffed my face on canapés and got thoroughly pissed on free wine. Within three months I was at film school in Cardiff studying Independent and avant-garde film.

Cherwell: What films and film directors have been the biggest influences on you? Do you have any current favourites?

I suppose one is influenced by a number of things, not just films and filmmakers but stories, art and politics. I began watching foreign films, when growing up Russian, Czech, French, Japanese, Indian. What I noticed for the most part, particularly amongst the European films was their adherence to the art of film rather than pure narrative. Then when I entered film school I discovered that one of my fellow students also lectured in Czech cinema and collected early Eastern European film. We talked long and hard about film and debated the whys and wherefores of narrative structure… the discontinuous non-narrative feature film.

The movies that always remained emblazoned across my brain locker were the epics, ‘Lawrence of Arabia’, ‘Doctor Zhivago’, ‘Once Upon a Time in The West’ and edgy suggestive films such as ‘Black Narcissus’ and ‘Peeping Tom’. My favourite director though is David Lean. He is often seen as over-elaborate but was a genuine director with a vision. He would attempt to film classic books and as far as I’m concerned he’s been the greatest ever British director. The man was an artist and was able to get as close to popular imagination as anyone with films such as ‘Great Expectations’, ‘Oliver Twist’, ‘Madeleine’, ‘Ryan’s Daughter’, ‘Bridge on the River Kwai’ – I could go on. I also like Guy Ritchie who gets a very bad press but is actually a much better director than he gets credit for.

Cherwell: Do you or would you ever direct someone else’s script?

Of course. As an arthouse filmmaker, producers tend to be afraid of you. They think you don’t or won’t understand mainstream sensibilities so they are reluctant to approach you with projects. A few years ago I was up for a couple of movie projects, one in particular I got really close. There were three producers, two British and one German. The Germans were putting up most of the finance. They’d all seen a short film I’d made and called me in. I had a few meetings but I noticed that the German producer wouldn’t speak to me at all, just stared and barely nodded his head. Here’s ‘Lesson No. 4: Trust your instincts’.

It turned out said German producer had a German director up his sleeve so I was off the picture. I went to see the movie when it came out. I have to say it was brilliantly done, a very good film – though I would’ve done it better (I would say that). No really, in terms of directing actors’ performance I will blow my own trumpet.

Cherwell: Do you think that independent films are in general more interesting than mainstream Hollywood fare?

One would expect an Indie filmmaker to say, ‘Hell, yeah.’ But in all truth that’s not the case. Most films are made independently and most of them are quite frankly awful – I think there were over four hundred films made in the UK last year, and we can thank our cotton socks that we never got to see them. The Hollywood fare, or what we consider to be Hollywood fare, is generally exceedingly well done. The studios make films that cinema-goers are going to pay to see; that means stars, explosions, car chases, CGI, gloss, extraordinary production value. The CGI effects in ‘Transformers’ were out of this world, the sound quality was second to none, the look of the film on the big screen just tells you you are at an event. Hollywood is a brilliant model of people power. Yes, I said people power because the studios adapt to what the people want to see and thus they will spend millions of dollars delivering it so they can make even more money.

Cherwell: Has the internet helped you to gain a larger audience than you might otherwise have?

If you asked me this six months ago I would have said no. However in the last few weeks I’ve had people contact me from different parts of the world asking me for news of my next project or wanting to screen something of mine – weird. In all honesty though, I believe the internet in practice is not all it’s cracked up to be in the entertainment stakes. It’s great for buying your weekly shopping or some badly made electronic goods or paying bills, but when it comes to media it’s all about the sound bite. There are people who watch films on the computer screen, but they aren’t seeing what the filmmaker intended. They’re seeing a squashed down apparition of the work. If you watch a download for instance (so you can tell your mates you saw that latest blockbuster) then go and watch it in the cinema you will find that you are watching an entirely different film. The experience is different, the little things in the corner of your 17″ laptop screen are actually props that the production designer searched all over the county of Waco to ideally place in order to enhance the visual aesthetic of the mise en scene. The internet can be reduced to ‘Change’, Obama’s election slogan. Two years later, nothing’s changed but the ‘internet believer’ generation bought it.

Cherwell: Is British independent filmmaking in good shape right now? Will the closure of the UK Film Council make things noticeably more difficult?

British independent filmmaking, for all its ills, has been doing okay. With the industry as it is currently, filmmakers such as myself can go out and try to seed projects and get them produced. It’s still hard but when you have an industry you can ride alongside it and feed off the crumbs. However this was all thrown into jeopardy when the so-called coalition unilaterally decided to kill the UK Film Council. It’s a bad decision. Okay, the entity might have needed trimming and decentralising but to announce abolishing it as a direct policy is tantamount to a coup d’etat. Don’t get me wrong, I have no love for the UKFC. They have never been a friend to me. I have been working in the film business for the best part of the whole time they have been in existence and being one of only a handful of black film directors, I’ve never had a meeting.

What I see happening in the future is a new body being set up. But in the meantime, while the politicians are pissing about, the Goose that lay the golden egg will die. It will take ten years for the golden egg to hatch before we get to the stage where we are now. The UKFC’s demise is a poor decision less based on financial matters than political ones. That said, I recognise that they have done a phenomenal job here in the UK and abroad; let’s not forget that their tentacles reach across the globe.

Cherwell: What have you got planned next?

Next up for me is a psychological thriller set in Norway. I am currently writing the script and meeting with Norwegian co-producers. At the same time I’m still developing my futuristic political fantasy thriller.

2:2?! You’ll be hearing from my lawyers

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Irish graduate Andrew Croskery made the news this week after taking Queen’s University Belfast to court. The reason? He was dealt the outrageous insult of a 2:2, even though he didn’t get wasted every night, and, like, actually had to do some work that time (Probably). So, with legal history being made, this writer considers the likely consequences…

Peter Tatchell burst into the Sheldonian theatre, armed with a megaphone, and jostled his way to the foot of the stage.
“Oxford University! I call on you to end the human rights abuses!”
He was red in the face with righteous fury. Some members of the audience stood up, dropping their mortar boards. The pro-vice-chancellor shifted uncomfortably in his throne; other university officials exchanged sideways glances.

“You have presided over years of institutionalised abuse of your students’ rights. The cover-ups end here. You must be BROUGHT TO JUSTICE.”

At this, the audience, already growing restless, began to murmur; quietly at first, then with mounting volume as Tatchell continued to berate the men in ceremonial dress, who liked to talk in Latin. “Perhaps he thinks we’re Catholics,” suggested the dean of degrees as Tatchell attempted to place him under citizen’s arrest.

“In this country everyone has the right to a 2:1, yet your medieval, backwards, elitist, discriminatory university persists in degrading human dignity by awarding graduates with the out-dated 2:2.”

A student rose up at the back of the theatre. “I am not a second class citizen!”

* * *

“It says here you got a 2:1.” Said the woman behind the desk of the Job Centre.

“Yes, and I know what you’re thinking, but bear with me –”

“You are aware that most removal companies now ask for the 2.1*, minimum requirement?” She said, interrupting.

“Yes, but as I was saying, I went to Oxford; I had to write essays, go to lectures, speak in debates, row in summer eights, and fit in a social life. Not to mention organizing the college ball. And all those fancy dress costumes…”

“But you still got a 2.1? The lowest grade possibly conceivable, and which you are legally guaranteed?” The woman began to close the file which lay open before her.

“As I was trying to say, there really wasn’t that much time.” The applicant was desperate now. “Look at all my extra curricular stuff! The committees!”

“I’m afraid there’s nothing I can do for you. Most people come here with at least a first. Even then it’s hard. The top companies are only recruiting people with first class honours starred plus.”

“But a 2:1 from Oxford is good!”
The woman gave him a sympathetic look. “That’s what they all say.”