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Student fined £80 for dropping match stick

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A student at Oxford University was forced to pay £80 for dropping a match on the pavement as Oxford’s ‘Cleaner, Greener City Centre’ campaign has kicked off.

Demetrios Samouris, a postgraduate student at Magdalen, described the fine as “quite harsh” but admitted, “I can’t really be that angry. I do understand what they are doing and I guess all rubbish has to be treated equally, whether it is a matchstick or a sandwich wrapper.”

As part of the campaign to clean up the streets of Oxford, Environmental Enforcement officers from Oxford City Council, Street Wardens and Police Community Support Officers (PCSOs) can issue on-the spot fines to anyone discovered dropping litter, throwing away cigarette butts or committing acts of graffiti. Failure to pay the fine can result in further fines of up to £2,500.

It is estimated that cleaning the city centre currently costs £1 million per year.

Councillor John Tanner, Board Member for the campaign commented, “Everyone’s getting together to make Oxford city centre even cleaner. We want people to stop dropping litter and make the city centre a no go area for litter, chewing gum and cigarette butts. No-one likes to see messy streets.”

Many students are in favour of the plans. “Initiatives like this help bring environmental action closer to home. They remind us that moving towards a safer, cleaner world isn’t just about polar bears, guilt or banner drops, but about protecting our communities and making them more pleasant to live in,” said one student.

Oliver Richards, a 2nd year St Anne’s undergraduate, thinks it is outrageous that the streets have been allowed to reach the situation they are in. “I think it is really important for the streets to be clean in Oxford. The reputation of the city is based around a prestigious University that attracts the best students; students who would be discouraged from applying should our city be covered in an elephantine amount of mess.”

The Oxford Pedestrians Association is also supporting the campaign. In their view, many people are put off walking the streets of Oxford due to the filthiness of the streets, harming local businesses.

Chairman of the group, Paul Cullen argues, “Litter on the streets is becoming a deterrent to some people to even go out.”

A spokesperson for the University of Oxford commented, “The University is aware of the Cleaner, Greener Oxford Campaign and is fully supportive of the City Council’s efforts to clean up Oxford. We urge all members of the University to dispose of their litter responsibly.”

 

Oxford applications soar

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Oxford University received a record number of applications this year, with the majority of additional hopefuls applying from the state sector.

The University received 17,085 applications, compared with 15,277 last year. The extra 1,808 included 1,110 more applicants from UK state schools than were received in 2008, with 399 more independent school and 299 more from other, mainly international, students.

Of the UK students that applied, 63.6% of the total were from state schools and 36.4% from independent schools.

Mike Nicholson, Director of Undergraduate Admissions at Oxford University was enthusiastic about the figures “This is great news. We have worked hard to ensure that all students with the potential to succeed at Oxford apply, regardless of their background. I believe we can now say that this work is beginning to bear fruit. We have had a 17% increase in state-educated applicants this year, which suggests that our efforts to challenge stereotypes and mythology about Oxford are having an impact.”

Jonny Medland’s OUSU’s VP for access and academic affairs agreed, “It’s great to see such a large increase in applications to Oxford for the second year in a row. The work which the university, colleges and the Target Schools campaign do is invaluable in breaking down myths about Oxford and hopefully our hard work is now being reflected in the numbers. Our work now needs to continue – these figures show we can make a difference and how important it is that student-led access schemes continue to enjoy the enthusiasm and dedication of current undergraduates here in Oxford.”

Nicholson added, “The increase in the number of highly qualified applicants does create challenges. But we are confident our rigorous selection process meets these challenges by using a range of measures to select the very best candidates from the very good.”

Carys Roberts, JCR access officer at University college, commented, “This year’s applications show that access should still be at the top of the university’s agenda, as despite a 63.6% rate of applications from the maintained sector, acceptance rates fail to reach a similar level every year. Oxford should be doing more to improve the acceptance rate, but this does not necessarily have to amount to social engineering. Candidates from the independent sector are often at an advantage at interview because they are used to similar situations, know what to expect and have experience of demonstrating their argumentation abilities.”

Daniel Webb, a student at Worcester College added that state school applicants might be deterred from applying due to stereotypical perceptions of Oxford. “Despite the application statistics, my personal experience in visiting state schools shows that certain myths which put them off Oxford still prevail. These myths seem to be self-perpetuating, partly through the media, and therefore I think Oxford will always have a social responsibility to dispel them. To this end, Worcester College regularly goes on school visits as well as regularly welcoming schools for tours with question and answer sessions; it also participates in the FE Access Initiative.”

Joe Staines, Jesus JCR’s access and careers officer, argued that there was still more work to be done, “The University does a lot of good outreach, but could of course be doing more. The principal difference seems to stem from a greater expectation for Oxbridge applications at independent schools, so the impetus is really with state schools in that respect, and comes from a wider problem of insufficient provision for talented young people.”

 

Ken Livingstone: Boris, the Beeb and Me

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As I dine with Ken Livingstone, in the Randolph hotel, courtesy of the Union, I am struck by his forthrightness, a prominent feature of his character. Indeed, as the Union president-elect arrives, Ken quips, ‘Every time I see a Union president, I can’t help but think of Boris.’
His loathing for the current Mayor of London is palpable and it’s not surprising that he gives a scathing response when asked whether Boris is performing his mayoral duties well. ‘Oh piss poor basically. For Boris, this is a stepping stone to the premiership and therefore instead of doing what mayors need to do, which is take risks and gamble, he’s going to shut everything down, do the absolute minimum and take lots of photo opportunities. He spends more time on a photo shoot with Kelly Brook than chairing the Waste and Recycling Board.’

However, Ken and Boris do see more eye to eye on the amnesty for illegal immigrants in the UK. While Boris is in favour of granting an amnesty for those who have been living here illegally for more than five years, Ken supports an immediate amnesty for all illegal immigrants. He praises the contribution of immigrants to our society, ‘Immigration is vital for London and New York, in order to keep them dynamic economies. The main reason why London is the only city or region within Europe that matches American levels of productivity and competitiveness, is because it’s the most open to immigrants.’

But will this policy simply encourage more illegal immigration? He’s pragmatic, ‘Well, who knows. We’ve got somewhere between a quarter to a half illegals in London. They’re not paying tax, they’re exploited often by employers because they’re illegal, and it’s just an injustice. Your best bet is to give an amnesty to everyone – let them start paying tax, make sure they’re able to access English as second language classes and then put in place as you declare an amnesty, a system that you actually think would work and be fair.’

‘Blair was so far up the fundament of Bush, only the soles of his feet were visible’

London is the hub for protests over ethical and environmental issues. However, I ask him whether he thinks the police are trying to clamp down on this culture of activism, demonstrated for example by the death of Ian Tomlinson in the G20 protests.

Ken emphasises the important role that the mayor plays in directing the police. ‘We know that Boris wrote, ‘These protestors are like the Orcs of Mordor coming to destroy our city.’ Now if that was the line he was giving to the police, because the Commissioner and his seniors aren’t coming out ignorant, the message does filter down. I think Boris’ broad view is that no one should be allowed to protest against any policies unless he approves of it.’
Ken was refused permission to appear on EastEnders to promote a recycling campaign when he was still mayor. However, his TV hugging rival Boris, made his debut on the soap last month. Ken attributes this difference in treatment to the prejudices that the BBC hold against him. He declares that there are elements within the BBC that are ‘very pro-Boris’ and the coverage of BBC London during the mayoral contest was ‘horrendously biased’.

He doesn’t buy into the impartial ethos that the BBC claims to uphold. ‘An organisation, which is, what, 50,000 people, is not going to have one corporate identity ideology. You can’t say the BBC is liberal conservative; it’s so big, the different wings within it will have prejudices and they balance out. I think if anything the BBC is too respectable and under its current leadership, it’s been pretty spineless in not broadcasting the appeal for Palestinians after the war in Gaza. Even more bizarre was the decision not to broadcast the concert on climate change on grounds that it was partisan.’

Nicknamed ‘Red Ken’ by the newspapers, he is unbothered by this allusion to his alleged communist inclinations. ‘It was The Sun and it was a way in which they could imply I was a communist without me suing them. It became a term of affection, and there’s actually a Sikh temple in Southall where the opening plaque says, ‘Opened by Red Ken Livingstone.’ They thought it was my name because it was prefixed on everything they had ever read about me.’
When he was suspended from office for four weeks after comparing a Jewish journalist to a concentration camp guard, Ken claimed he had been the victim of a 24-year hate campaign by newspapers such as the Daily Mail and the Evening Standard. He believes the media is guilty of trivialisation. ‘Each year that passes, even in good papers like the Financial Times, the Guardian and The Independent, there’s less news and more opinion. News is expensive to collect. When you get to the comics, there’s nothing in them at all.’

So is he disillusioned with the media? ‘Disillusioned would be the wrong term. Angry would be a better one. I think they’ve failed their responsibility to the public, which is to inform.’

Tony Blair is another irksome figure for Ken and he doesn’t believe that the former prime minister should lead Europe. ‘He has a real problem, he didn’t join the Euro, we didn’t join Schengen, he spent all his time so far up the fundament of George Bush, only the soles of his feet were still visible, so he’s most probably not a unifying force. Better we should have some dull Belgium bureaucrat who no one has ever heard of. Whoever represents a trading block of 500 million people, with our access to wealth, will get access in China and America.’

As for Labour itself, Ken is unsure whether the party can win the general election. ‘It’s impossible to say. Although they’ve got huge downsides at the moment, the one thing they’ve got going for them is on the central issue on how rapidly you cut public spending to rebalance the budget. Cameron and Osborne look as though they’re happy to make cuts that even Thatcher wouldn’t dare. I think they’re a pair of nasty little men and they’re going to make it a very much nastier country. If people can pick up on that, then Labour’s got a chance.’

Ken is determined to succeed Boris as mayor and he explains why London is special to him, ‘The way we coped with the terrorist attack on 7th July 2005; not a single Londoner attacked another. In many parts of the world, communal violence would have killed more people than the original bombs and everyone just stood together. I grew up in a city where there’s a very homogenous culture and it’s very dull. London is just the most amazing city to be in, in terms of the mix of peoples and the cultures…and as I have discovered, you can spend your entire life never learning to drive.’

Now for the hottest political question of the year, which Brown, Cameron and Clegg have tackled: What is your favourite biscuit? True to his frank nature with no Brownesque dithering, he replies, ‘It’s a sort of a HobNob but it’s oat-based and milk chocolate.’

 

Iran condemns Oxford scholarship named after dead protester

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The Iranian Embassy has accused Oxford University of a “politically motivated move” in the creation of a Queen’s College scholarship made in memory of Neda Agha-Soltan, an Iranian student killed in Tehran in post-election protests earlier this year.

In a letter sent to The Provost of Queen’s College, Paul Madden, Iranian authorities condemned the creation of the Graduate Scholarship in Philosophy because, they argue, in using Agha-Soltan’s name the University appears to be making a political statement.

Neda Agha-Soltan, a 27-year-old Iranian philosophy student, was killed in Tehran on 20 June during the protests over the outcome of the 2009 Iranian presidential election. Queen’s College set up a scholarship in her name after two donations which would provide the amount of money required to pay the graduate fee. Currently a student studying the Philosophy of Physics has the scholarship.

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name “Agha-Soltan” has become a political symbol since the summer’s election violence. Her death was caught on camera and spread amongst the world’s media. It has become an important example amongst those who accuse the current Iranian regime of repression during the post-election rioting. Many Iranian bloggers refer to Agha-Soltan as the “angel of freedom”.

The Iranian authorities insist the student’s death took place far from the scene of the protests and are angry that the University might be seen to be endorsing protest against their regime.

In a press release with the scholarship’s announcement, college authorities did not refer to any political dimension in its creation saying, “Oxford is increasingly losing out to its competitors in the race to recruit top graduate students. Donations such as those that have enabled us to create the Neda Agha-Soltan Scholarship are absolutely vital for us to continue to attract and retain the best young minds.”

The Provost of Queen’s College, Professor Paul Madden added, “The college is keen to support graduate students, and this scholarship will help Iranian students to study at Oxford, regardless of their financial background. Donors make their own decisions, within reason, on how to name scholarships that they fund. In this case, the donor who was instrumental in establishing the scholarship is a British citizen and is well known to the college.”

The letter sent by Iran to the College is reported to have further said, “The involvement of the university in Iran’s internal affairs, particularly in the country’s post-election events of which the British media played a leading role, would lead to the loss of the university’s scientific prestige and academic goals.”

The University of Oxford has stated, “The Chancellor of the University has not received a letter from the Iranian Embassy. This is a college matter and, since Oxford colleges are autonomous, did not involve the University at any stage.”

OUSU slams Doctors & Nurses pub-crawl

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Oxford University Student Union has condemned the ‘Doctors and Nurses’ pub-crawl planned by Carnage UK in Oxford later this week.

During Tuesday’s council, OUSU added its voice to the national criticism of the events company. The motion passed described the Thursday night event as posing “a real danger to students’ health and wellbeing” and “a serious threat to already fragile relations between students and the permanent residents of Oxford.”

Dani Quinn, OUSU VP for Welfare and Equal Opportunities, further argued that some of the planned Carnage activities such as getting “a naughty nurse check-up” were “degrading and sexist”.

OUSU is unable to stop the ‘Doctors and Nurses’ pub-crawl. However, the Student Union is calling on JCRs and MCRs to not promote the event to their members.

The OUSU motion comes at a time of national furore around Carnage UK following the conviction of a Sheffield University student after he urinated on a war memorial at the end of a Carnage night.

District Judge Anthony Brown suggested that the company should take some responsibility for the act saying, “Carnage was the name of the organisation that promote this type of activity and some might say someone should be standing alongside you this morning.”

Since the judge’s comments, National Union of Students has called to stop Carnage at universities. 17 student unions across the country banned Carnage events.

Richard Budden, Vice-President of the National Union of Students, has warned that “there is an acute and real danger to students who get caught up with these nights, not to mention the danger to members of the local population.”

Student opinion at Oxford is mixed, with many students in support of the comany. Tim Wigmore, an undergraduate at Trinity College, believes that “as Carnage runs around 50 nights per year, it would be unfair to generalise about their events based on one isolated incident.”

William Richardson of Somerville College supports this view, claiming that “whilst the depraved actions of an individual have been singled out and highlighted, Carnage cannot be held responsible as the overwhelming majority of students who take part in their events do not act in such a manner.”

However another student has argued, “Although students themselves are responsible for their actions, Carnage events almost certainly encourage binge drinking amongst students.”

Carnage UK regularly organises events in Oxford. Last year, the company ran a ‘dirty porn star’ fancy dress event in Oxford, which involved visiting six bars before the club event at Lava & Ignite.

Inspector Matt Bullivant of Thames Valley Police pointed out that previous Oxford events “have passed off without any significant incidents occurring”, claiming that “there is a greater understanding among Oxford’s student body of the potential ramifications of their actions should they become embroiled in any incidents similar to those we have seen in Sheffield in recent weeks.”

 

5 Minute Tute – Pirates: Somalia’s lawless seas

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How do Somali pirates hijack ships?

Somali pirates use very low tech methods to hijack ships: they go out in fishing skiffs and are armed with fairly light weaponry, mainly machine guns or other automatic weapons and rocket-propelled grenade launchers. They approach a ship and threaten to fire. Most merchant ships are undefended. It is easier and cheaper to pay insurance premiums that will allow a company to pay ransoms than it is to have security on all ships. As the odds of being attacked are fairly low, most shipping companies take a gamble on not being attacked.

Why do they do it?

For the money. Piracy off the Somali coast is a ransom business, and a lucrative one. As a result, pirate hostages are very well looked after (another part of the reason shipping companies are reluctant to provide expensive security for their ships – they’d rather just pay the ransom). A whole infrastructure has sprung up along the coast that allows for looking after hostages. It is also possible to ‘invest’ in a pirate operation in cities like Toronto (home to a huge Somali diaspora). If the pirates are successful, you will get a return on the money you paid.
The political situation in Somalia obviously facilitates piracy. Somalia is the classic example of a ‘failed’ state, allowing criminal activity to go unchecked by central government. There are few economic opportunities for young men. Pirates face almost no consequences for their actions (see below). It’s fairly safe and very lucrative. Success builds success. Pirates who get a good ransom can get better weapons and faster boats, and take more ransoms. The more successful pirates are, the more people will want to become pirates.

How big is the problem?

It’s getting bigger every year. Piracy incidents for 2009 had overtaken those for 2008 in the first nine months of the year, and the International Maritime Bureau estimates that pirate incidents involving guns have gone up 200% this year. However, the number of ships attacked still constitute a very small percentage of the total amount of shipping that moves through the region.

What measures have countries taken to stop piracy?

There are three major naval operations working off the coast of Somalia trying to deal with the problem: Operation Atalanta, an EU mission, the NATO Operation Allied Protector, and the US-led Combined Task Force 150. These operations attempt to ensure the delivery of food aid to Somalia as well as protect shipping in the region. Military ships can arrest and detain pirates, sending them for trial, but what to do with captured pirates is not straightforward: it is not clear where they should be tried, and quite clear that many of them are happy to be captured, seeing it as a ticket to a Western country.

Will these measures work?

The naval operations are actually not tasked with doing very much: just to protect food aid (which is relatively easy and consequently has been relatively successful) and protect shipping. The latter seems to have had mixed success. The evidence seems to indicate that the naval operations are not stopping piracy, just shifting it to different places along the coast.
There are big structural problems that need to be overcome to stop piracy. First, shipping companies would rather use insurance to pay ransoms that just about any other alternative, from providing armed escorts or armed guards on ships to pushing for greater military responses. As long as insurance remains cheap this is likely to continue to be the case. The more ransoms get paid, the more piracy will flourish. Second, there is no question that it is hard to solve the Somali pirate problem without improving the Somali state, which is potentially impossible in the short term.

Is there a link between piracy and terrorism?

Probably not. It seems as though piracy in Somalia is almost completely apolitical and is entirely about the money. Even when pirates have captured ships carrying military equipment (like the Ukrainian vessel carrying battle tanks) it seems to have been by accident rather than by design. However, the success of the Somali pirates demonstrates what could happen should terrorism turn to the seas. Pirates have been very successful with very limited weapons, and terrorists could achieve similarly large effects at very low costs. This is extremely worrying, so the CIA and other agencies are monitoring the Somali pirate situation closely, both to make sure that no links develop between the pirates and groups like Al-Qaeda, and also to make the case that the world’s maritime areas need to be better secured.

Dr Sarah Percy is a Tutorial Fellow in International Relations at Merton College

 

 

Guest Commentator: Yasmin Alibhai Brown

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The ship flying the flag for free speech is often unsteady, sometimes leaky as it sails capricious, tempestuous seas. Sometimes even the captains jump off and struggle to keep faith with its mission. Like the supremely erudite Stephen Fry who has always, to my knowledge, been an uncompromising champion of free expression.
Yet this autumn came the moment when Mr Fry couldn’t abide by his own credo and ferociously assailed the Daily Mail columnist Jan Moir for her freely expressed views on the young pop star Stephen Gately. His gay lifestyle, she suggested was sordid and his death could not have been from natural causes. Now Fry commands a virtual army on the web. He can make or break someone with under a hundred and forty characters. He went for Moir on Twitter, later expanding to full sail wrath on his blog. Other big name liberals and gays have joined in.
I can understand their rage. The column was ugly, insensitive and homophobic. The only real argument is where the line is drawn. Perhaps liberal fundamentalists like Fry now will now be more honest and accept that there are limits. Even for them.
Milton, one of the fathers of freedom brazenly excluded some from this fundamental right:’ When I speak of toleration and free expression, I don’t mean Catholics. Them we extirpate’ Professor Stanley Fish, the American culture critic is incisive in his analysis of this complex subject. Everyone, he says, in the free speech zone understands what is permitted. Opinions are not weightless, they enter society and have to deal with its needs too.
There is always going to be ongoing tension between freedom and restraint. Most of us know we cannot publicly deny the Holocaust or cry ‘Fire!’ in a packed theatre. Delicate decisions on what is acceptable or not are made all the time. A picture of Brooke Shields, aged ten, nude, made up and oiled was withdrawn in October 2009 from view by the Tate Modern, a good call, I think.
BNP’s bulldoggish Nick Griffin, a white supremacist, hater of Jews, Muslims and mixed race families was invited on to the nation’s most prestigious TV programme. He, who would deny millions the vote, is an emblem of democracy and BNP violent thugs who assault black and Asian Britons become beneficiaries of free speech doctrine. I say the BNP should be interrogated on news programmes but an appearance on Question Time is a privilege which the BBC now bestows on fascists. It sickens those of us who expect better of the corporation.
Then the visit by the ghastly Dutch MP Geert Wilder who overturned the order banning him from entering Britain imposed by ex Home Secretary Jackie Smith. He curses the Koran, damns and insults European Muslims, is a fearless xenophobe. Invited by a UKIP MP, they both celebrated their victory for freethinking. So why then didn’t Wilder accept any of the invitations from Muslim intellectuals to debate his ideas in public? Because he, like many others of his ilk only wants to incite Muslims into behaving like ‘savages’. How disappointing it must have been for him not to have a fatwa to take back home. I agree that he should be allowed into Britain but to see him feted as a hero in parliament was an affront. Does this mean free passage for other proscribed hate makers- rabid imams, anti-Semites, homophobic black rappers? If not, it only confirms outrageous double standards.
David Milliband exerts outrageous political censorship when by rejecting the judgement of two senior judges who demand disclosure of information that could prove our intelligence services colluded with the US and others to torture captured Muslims in the ‘war on terror’. No twitter storm was whipped up over this gross cover up.
There was though over the scientific study on toxic dumping in west Africa by the company Trafigura whose lawyers tried to get an injunction to keep the information secret, including debates on the scandal in parliament. The gaggers were duly defeated but commercial confidentiality remains an effective weapon used by big business to keep us in the dark. Lastly, the scientist Simon Singh (a good friend) is being sued by the British Chiropractic Association which objects to his attacks on the profession. Many of us are silenced by the might of libel law. Money, as Orwell wrote, ‘controls opinion.’ Singh wants more ‘freedom to criticise fairly and strongly’ on the blogs and scientific writing. I agree but too many bloggers are mad or malicious. So what to do about them? Not easy.
Libertarian ideologues like journalist Brendan O’Neill have no such moral conundrums: ‘offensiveness is part of life; the politics of inoffensiveness is a threat to free speech and open debate’ Yes, until people’s deep feelings are roused as were Fry’s by Moir. Words do violence to humans, more sometimes than sticks and stones. They can disable you to the point of insanity.
Don’t get me wrong. More and more freedom is what we must strive for, but without any sensitivity leads to anarchy and dehumanisation. But freedom is precious and needs to be protected from dictators and censors, and sometimes from itself.

The big question: Is smoking cool?

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Charlie Alderwick argues that there’s no doubt about it

I shouldn’t need to try very hard to make the case that smoking is cool. You all already know. Some deep, guilty part of your mind is already persuaded that smoking is cool. Smokers and non-smokers alike are perfectly aware of the cigarette’s status as the ultimate symbol of devil-may-care attitude. Smokers are aloof, self-assured, mysterious rebels and no amount of grim photos of rotting lungs on cigarette packets will change the fact that if you smoke, you’re a cool cat. Or at the very least, one step closer to being one.

Let’s think about the various guises smoking has occupied in the past. Pre-Christopher Columbus’s, Tobacco was taken in large doses by native Americans, who valued its use as a hallucinogenic drug. And who are we – us vapid, modern consumers – to argue against the spiritual benefits of such a practice?

But if ritual visions aren’t your bag, you might be lured to the dark side by the notion of channelling smoking’s crucial role in old-school Hollywood glamour. “Greta Garbo and Monroe, Dietrich and DiMaggio”, all icons of Golden Age elegance as listen in the song Vogue by Madonna (a pioneer of ‘cool’ herself, and no stranger to the odd puff on a cigar) and all of whom, I’m sure would have held their cigarette and blown their smoke in a special, slightly arch way that screams ‘I am an opulent member of the glitterati. Who cares if my lungs are full of tar?’. Cumbersome health questions about the wisdom of smoking began to emerge half way through the 1990s, yet in spite of this, smoking has since become Absolutely Fabulous…

1961’s Breakfast at Tiffany’s of course provided us with the perennial image, now a cliché, of Sophisticated Smoking (at its best with cigarette holder – to avoid the yellowing of fingers, or worse, fine silk gloves), with Cruella De Ville (both cartoon and Glen Close versions) also opting for the long, thin holder – perfect for emphasising villainous, flamboyant gestures.

These figures of incredible grace and impeccable style have really only changed superficially, with today’s equivalents (Kate Moss and co.) still lighting up on a regular basis in their edgy Shoreditch haunts.
For something a little more masculine, pipe-smoking usually ups the sartorial score. Pipe smoking is rarely ‘cool’, as such, but inevitably gives one an air of being very distinguished and everso clever – after all, in taking up this noble habit, you would be following in the footsteps of Vincent van Gogh and J R R Tolkien.

Having provided you with many examples of iconic smokers in the public sphere, I’d like to return to my original point. Despite the prevalence of smoking amongst the easily-glamourised factions of society – aristos and punks, millionaire entrepreneurs and gangstas, supermodels and hookers, etc. – the reason you know full well that smoking is cool, is your own experiences growing up. From the 15-year-old rebels in your school, who would sneak a quick fag in after P.E., to the lofty and artsy types in Oxford who devote as much time to their poetry/guitar as to their studies – smoking is an element of their uniform that is here to stay. If you fear for the health of your circulation, or if carcinogenic substances make you feel a little nervous, then you just don’t value your image enough; live fast, die young.

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Sarah Ventress begs to differ…

It’s getting cold, the frosty mantle of winter is drawing in and you’re standing on a square foot of pavement with twenty other people, blue hands shivering as you take a drag. Take a look at yourself. I’m not even going to bother talking about the health risks that come with smoking – because they speak for themselves. No, the fact that smoking isn’t cool is all about image.

If you frequently find yourself doing ludicrous things with condoms and fire alarms, hanging out of windows, freezing your arse off outside pubs, asking Big Issue sellers for a light and generally going to extraordinary lengths to light up, the chances are you’re losing a bit of credibility. 

The days of elegant smoking have been and gone, along with a lot of the ‘smoking is cool’ brigade. The Marlboro man died of lung cancer. Fewer and fewer celebrities are lighting up. If your only company outside in the rain is going to be a washed up Kate Moss, maybe you’d be better off inside. There’s also your long term image to consider. Yes, OK, smoking might not look too bad at twenty-one, but imagine yourself in a few years time and it’s a bit more Dot Cotton than Dietrich.

And then there are smoking areas, the playground of the socially inept. Making friends as you shiver uncontrollably, with your trusty cigarette as a social crutch, leads to some worrying choices of companions. You may be, like, totally bonding with someone who was in Cambodia at exactly the same time as you, but at the end of the day you’re still in a metal cage on Park End Street being herded by a fat man wearing much warmer clothes than you.

When you combine all these factors with the prospects of lung cancer, impotence and all the other health warnings they plaster on the front of packets, it becomes clear that smoking just isn’t cool. Inevitably it all comes down to the fact that if you’re not cool to start with, adding bad breath and yellow fingers into the equation probably isn’t going to help. Just a thought.

Disco for Health Care Reform?

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As Nancy Pelosi stepped out last night beginning her victory cry with ‘Oh what a night!’ as a tribute act to The Four Seasons, Democrats, and a single Republican, had voted 220-215 to send the gavel down on the side of the ay’s, propelling the health reform legislation, along with the public option, to the Senate for consultation. Pelosi’s instigation of disco, through a paralysed grin, offered an eerie image of the momentary nature of this triumph. Undoubtedly a landmark for President Obama too, he was notably cautious to reveal what the final legislation would look like when it arrives on the Resolute Desk.

For anyone observing, the journey towards this narrow victory has been far from smooth or gracious. Members of the minority party have already been found to be playing tantrum with the issue of health insurance coverage. As a number of Democratic congresswomen stepped forward to request unanimous consent to extend their support for the bill, Republican men, and a couple of women too it must be said, stepped forward to steamroll their expressions of affirmation with a mono-tonal barrage of ‘I object!’ (see the link below for video). This was filibustering in its laziest form. With a single present participle phrase, the GOP attempted to stonewall the chamber.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/11/07/i-object-tom-price-tries_n_349587.html

The image was prophetic. No sooner had the bill received the 218 votes required to pass, the Grand Old Party began to flood every network with diviners of impending doom for the legislation at the hand of the upper chamber. Sen. Joe Lieberman, that weathervane of public opinion, has already thrown his hat in the filibustering arena in order to ‘cripple’ any like-minded legislation. Sen. Lindsey Graham of South Carolina is meanwhile adding his softly spoken support to Lieberman’s threat. The unfortunate fact is that this strange duo is probably right. The health care bill from Congress is unlikely to retain its commitment to the public option, and is, in Graham’s drawling passive aggressive pronouncement, ‘dead on arrival’.

You have to wonder, though, whether these political figures understand that their language is severely off-putting. Speaking of inanimate bills, printed on paper, in terms of invalidism and fatality, ignores the central issue of sustaining and protecting human life at the crux of this debate. The 96% of Americans who would be covered under private and public health insurance options under this plan, must be the driving statistic in the weeks and months to come, not inappropriate metaphor which dehumanizes the lexicon of medicine.

A Travolta style dance move must be given in tribute to Rep. Joseph Cao (R), who stepped across the aisle last night to cast a lonely vote in favour of the Democratic bill. His bi-partisan recognition that faction must give way to conscience, should serve as a guiding beacon for the Senate’s future considerations. Accusations are already flying that Cao is a Democrat in the closet; a mutineer in the ranks. Maybe, or perhaps he’s just a Republican who refuses to to dance the robot…

And finally, that today the UK remembers the contribution of human life, past and present, in protecting the foundational values of freedom and democracy, serves as a sobering bass note for anyone observing the rigmarole of the increasing politicization of the patient in the American debate.

 

Review: Marriage of Figaro

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‘No opera plot can be sensible, for people do not sing when they are feeling sensible’, declared poet W. H. Auden. Therefore Beaumarchais’ eighteenth century play, ‘Le Mariage de Figaro’, set in Count Almaviva’s castle in Seville, is the perfect story for Mozart’s world famous opera.

Whilst both Beaumarchais’ play and Mozart’s opera became hugely popular, they were initially not so well received by people of authority (thanks partly to the appearance of the name of Figaro, a mere valet of the count, in the title of the work). French King Louis XVI described the play as ‘atrocious’ and banned its performance, and Joseph II of Austria insisted that Mozart remove several political references before the opera was performed.

Yet today, the work is one of the most popular operas, and its performance in Oxford’s renowned Sheldonian theatre is sure to be a hit.

The cast comprises of some of Oxford University’s finest singers both past and present- Christopher Borrett, playing Figaro, now sings with the Monteverdi choir, and Robyn Allegra Parton (Susanna), formerly choral scholar at Worcester College, is on the young artists’ programme at the Royal College of Music. The count, played by George Coltart, has stage presence which befits his position, and both his advances on Parton’s Susanna and her struggle to fight him off contain almost tangible emotion.

Director Max Hoehn strives to create a ‘period feel’ in the Sheldonian, with a raised stage enhanced by a painted backdrop. And he insists that whilst not wanting to sound ‘frilly’ and despite the serious moments in the plot (its references to droit de seigneur and feudal attitudes), it is important to put across the humour Mozart intended in the music. This is particularly on display in the performance of the count’s page, Cherubino, played by Claire Eadington- Cherubino’s boyish charm is particularly evident in Eadington’s rendition of the aria ‘Non so piu’.

The orchestra, too, is full of the university’s best musicians, selected from various ensembles. And whilst, at the time of writing, they perhaps lack the cohesion that a pre-formed orchestra would display, they offer an enthusiastic yet well balanced support to the fantastic cast.

Certainly not to be missed- an ambitious project by an exceptionally talented cast that will be enjoyed by experienced opera-goers and newcomers alike, nearing the quality of an opera house yet with the prices of student theatre. This production is an ideal introduction to the world of opera, sensible or not.

Performances on November 10th and 11th, Tickets available online at

http://www.figaroinoxford.co.uk