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World XI: Jack’s left back

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When evaluating full backs, it’s easy to get drawn towards attention grabbing attacking play rather than defensive consistency.  The highest profile left back of the modern era – Roberto Carlos – had a reputation founded on this sort of thing.  But whether he was a better defender than Bixente Lizarazu, or even Graeme le Saux, was overlooked.

So in picking the left back for our World XI we have to be wary of such players, whose cavalier instincts distract from their failure to function as an effective roundhead when needed.  This is why Gaël Clichy and Philipp Lahm don’t make the cut.  Similarly with Éric Abidal, whose defensive liabilities have forced Pep Guardiola to dust off the 34 year old Sylvinho in recent months.

This left me with a short list of Ashley Cole, Patrice Evra and Gianluca Zambrotta.  The criteria were defensive reliability, experience, pace and the ability to genuinely hurt the opposition in the final third.  First to go was Zambrotta.  As much as his versatility and reliablity – not to forget his World Cup winners’ medal – counts for, his lost pace puts him behind the Premier League options.

Choosing between Cole and Evra is difficult.  There’s one inch between them in height. six months in age, two Premier League titles each.  They’ve both been exceptional for the last year or so: defensively flawless, incisive in attack, and able to keep competent deputies out of the side – forcing Mikaël Silvestre and Wayne Bridge to move to Arsenal and Manchester City respectively. 

But I’m just going to go for Patrice Evra.  As good as Cole has been, the quality of Evra in the last year or so has been phenomenal.  His pace and energy – ninety minutes of full length pitch sprints twice a week – is reminiscent of the great Cafu.  His runs into the final third – dragging the right back wide – creates the space for Cristiano Ronaldo to gallop into.  And his crossing is better than most top flight midfielders. 

Jack’s Word XI

  • Iker Casillas (Real Madrid and Spain)
  • Patrice Evra (Manchester United and France)

Far Cry 2 review

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Few animals are as distinctly African as the Zebra. Everything about it has that strange, alien quality of the dark continent. Watch the way it gallops across the Savannah, the sight of a herd in motion, the jerk of the head as it startles, the curious way it pokes at a ticking hand-grenade… Far Cry 2 highlights that, as much an evolutionary curiosity the Zebra is, it has thus far failed to achieve that most important of attributes; a fire-proof hide. Nor, indeed, legs that carry it faster than a Jeep.

Far Cry 2 is a gaming metaphor for Africa. War-torn, sprawling, it demands that you learn survival skills quick to keep yourself afloat. 50km2 of jungle and desert, with the odd pocket of civilization. The world is rich, cloying with humidity and unseen life. Your goal? Find and kill ‘The Jackal’, an arms dealer fueling a bloody war that’s left everyone feeling very, very angry.

The opening is standard first-person-shooter style; from the back of a jeep, a brief tour of the country shows you the soldiers, the corruption, the bribery, the fear, and just how much time Ubisoft spent on the engine. The attempts at authenticity then go as far as you passing out from Malaria. You take to find ‘Jackal’ standing at your bedside, at gunpoint. After a brief passage from Nietzsche’s ‘Beyond Good and Evil’, he hands over the gun while you pass out again. BGE and Conrad’s ‘Heart of Darkness’ are unnecessarily milked of quotes; like an interviewee desperate to impress a Philosophy tutor, if you like.

You’re first mission is randomly chosen by an equally random lieutenant. I got a youthful, sporty Korean, while you might get an grizzled Eastern European. Whoever it is, you have to rescue a buddy (yep, random) from captivity. Your buddy, whoever they might be, thanks you by offering demanding extra objectives to missions, as well as covering while you ‘heal’ in combat. This, amusingly, consists of using rusty pliers to pull shattered metal from your arms, before dosing yourself up on heroin in order to charge into combat. Oh, the mercenary lifestyle.

Such unorthodox medicine is for the lovers of gunplay. Several mechanics, centered around both aggressive and stealthy play styles makes either option fun and exciting. The AI patrol their camps independently, sometimes wandering from the camp for cigarettes and indiscreet public urination. You can take things all Jason-Voorhees (‘Friday the 13th’ franchise…keep up people) with a meaty machete. Or, try trusting your weapons. I say trust; as a weapon weathers through use, it begins to jam, requiring a gentle slap before settling down. Rather than irritating, it’s kind of charming; temperamental rocket launchers turn fights in something either from Die Hard or Platoon.

Does that make me seem less shallow? Good; because also, FC2 is crazy-beautiful. Little details make the world breathe softly around you. The trees are my favorite; they’re procedurally generated from algorithms based on the patterns in which actual trees grow. They sway gently in the wind, sunlight dapples through onto your map when standing in the shade…and they burn. Appropriately, the only thing ‘better’ than the trees, is the fire. One explosion can set fire to bushes, which spread to the grass, to the trees, and suddenly a flash blaze has appeared, to drive enemies into, or shelter (carefully) behind while you reload (and shoot-up). There are animals too, but they’re not as fun to burn. And hence less interesting.

It’s fun just exploring. See a base? Climb a rock face to find the perfect sniping nest. Use binoculars to point out every ammo nest and soldier, before methodically slaughtering the lot. Use the environment; my personal favorite is destroying an entire air base with one carefully aimed grenade rolled under some fuel tanks; no witnesses, no survivors. Satisfaction. Are you ‘Always outnumbered, never out gunned’? Try a shotgun then. A ‘Rambo’? You’re limited only by the number of grenades you can fit in your pockets.

Switching styles this way is a necessary part of keeping the experience fresh, because this is, undeniably, a shallow game. Murder and Mayhem are the basest of pleasures, quickly becoming tiresome without a driving reason. The ‘Jackal’ plot-line just isn’t compelling for much of the game, with the missions being helplessly formulaic. Go here, explode, kill; it never ends. It doesn’t matter if it’s a statement about the trauma of only being able to express yourself violently; it’s tiring.

This is why its best to set your own goals for missions. Decide; will this be stealth, will this be bloody or will this be fiery? Provided is no end of material to work with; but you have to form your own entertainment out of it. Which is, for some, slightly embittering. This isn’t a tightly scripted action film; if anything it’s the total opposite. You come out with stories to tell, but no focal point to share with others.

Far Cry 2 is not perfect. But it is an epic achievement, and a very, very entertaining game. I recommend it, not for what it asks you to do, but what you can do. Play it, see how far games have come, because its amazing. Best game of 2008, without question.

Science Minister visits Oxford

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Government Science Minister Lord Drayson visited Oxford this week, meeting academics and students for a pilot ‘town hall’-style consultation.

The meeting, on Friday 23rd January in the plush new biochemistry building, was focussed on how the government could facilitate and stimulate scientific investigation with a view to developing intellectual-property–based industries which could help us through the current economic downturn.

Drayson is an unusual minister in that he does have a scientific background—having completed a PhD in robotics, he founded a highly successful spin-off company, PowderJect Pharmaceuticals, which was bought out for $800m in 2003. This grounding seems to have given him something of a prejudice towards business-based solutions, and a drive to generate more, and more profitable, spin-offs from UK university science departments.

I asked the Minister to outline what research had been done or had been commissioned into the economic and social benefits of scientific research and science outreach, in particular whether UK involvement in the European Space Agency’s manned spaceflight programme, for which he has expressed vocal support, represents good value for money as a tool to inspire schoolchildren. He said that an independent investigation into the merits of the manned programme had been commissioned, but conceded that he didn’t have the knowledge to assess the current ‘balance’ of research in different fields. He also believed that having a scientifically-trained Science Minister could not be relied upon, and therefore it was crucial that scientists, not ministers, should be in charge of allocating research funding.

Asked about the post–post-doc career bottleneck, Drayson replied that the fundamental problem of there being too few academic positions was systemic and insoluble. However, he wondered about the capabilities of entrepreneurship and business, saying that more could be done to encourage research careers in industry, or founding of spin-off companies by post-docs.

There was some concern about the difficulties of getting financial support for ‘high-risk’, blue-skies research in a climate where funding bodies are increasingly asking for applications to be listed on grant proposals. He asked the audience whether this was a general feeling. ‘Yes,’ we responded, in unison. Refreshingly free of political obfuscation, Drayson replied simply ‘I’ll look into it.’

Week 1: The Papers

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First the good news, OxStu’s laying is much tidier and has some proper news this week. Librarian also much funnier.

And for the Stu hacks, managing to run another front page story about Wafic Said (known in OUSU towers as THE DEVIL INCARNATE) must rank up there with Christmas. Not able to blame him for the single-handed destruction of the University and possibly the world, they satisfy themselves with reminding readers about the ‘arms deal’ he organised with Saudi Arabia. Nudge nudge, wink wink.

That said, at least it involved some journalistic research. Cherwell lucked out with the timing of the anti-Israel protest. They also managed to somehow run yet another ‘students may possibly use study drugs’ piece. Could they find anyone willing to admit to using them? No, but one anonymous student could ‘definitely understand’ why people might, occasionally feel like they wanted them. Definitely worth a story then.

Josh interview: LOL. He sounded like a celeb whose just checked into rehab and is now doing a tell-all about those heady drug-addled days. 

Elsewhere, the Stu apparently couldn’t think of an ending to their grad job piece. It finishes “Oxford students just don’t answer the questions properly on ap-…”

It also managed to spin a whole page of news out of ‘controversial’ JCR motions, and an article on the ever-thrilling subject of NUS constitutional reforms. Woop.

The features were a bit more interesting though.

As for interviews, Tim Brabants and Frank Turner anyone?? It’s become painfully obvious how much both rags are relying on the Union for anyone notable.  

Cherwell might be going a bit over-board on the whole international front. Comment, editorial and feature on Israel conflict, and 2 features with Obama’s pretty face. Remeber, you are a student newspaper. Even if some ex-hacksdid manage to buy a plane tickets for the inauguration.

Round 2 to Cherwell. Just.

The Saint. x

Students barricade Bodleian

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Over eighty students barricaded themselves in the Bodleian library on Thursday to protest against Israel’s recent action in Gaza.

The demonstration started at midday in the Clarendon building, and lasted until the protesters felt their demands had been met six hours later.

Minutes after the beginning of the protest, security began to block the main entrances to the building, but demonstrators then began to enter the building by climbing through the windows.

At ten to one, police entered the building and led away Omar Alshehabi, President of the University Arabic Society, from the railings at the front of the hall.

Alshehabi was warned that the group were committing an aggravated trespass. Police requested that he inform those inside that there was a possibility they could be arrested.

On hearing the police’s message relayed, one of the protesters inside shouted to spectators that the police “can’t arrest all of us!”

Alshehabi commented that the police were simply “trying to give us a threat, they are trying to get us out as soon as possible” and maintained that the group would stay as long as necessary.

He said, “we are here and we are going to stay here, we are going to stay until our demands are met.”

After a series of negotiations between protesters and senior proctors, the Gaza supporters finally agreed to leave the Clarendon Building .

The group, composed of members of Oxford Palestinian, Indian and Pakistani Societies and others, were demanding that the University release a statement condemning the attacks in Gaza, as well as ceasing investment in any companies that provide arms to Israel.

They aimed to pressurise the University into providing scholarship for five Gazan students to study at Oxford, as well as providing resources to help rebuild the University of Gaza. They also want an end to the lecture series run from Balliol that were controversially inaugurated by Shimon Peres, the President of Israel, last term.

Aisha Mizra, one of the protesters, said, “we decided to halt the protest because we felt completely satisfied with the outcome.”
She said that the senior proctor had given satisfactory responses to all their demands.

The University has agreed to publicly condemn civilian deaths in Gaza, and hold a transparent investigation into allegations that the University holds shares in the arms dealer BAE systems.

The Proctor dismissed demands to cancel the lecture series inaugurated by Shimon Peres, saying that it was a college, not a university issue. He, however, expressed support for offering five scholarships to Gazan students who are unable to study in their own country due to the conflict.

She also said that protesters had escaped severe punishment by the University. Each student taking part in the protest would be fined £20, but no marks would be made on their academic record.

Protesters started to leave the building at 6:30, after which they marched to Balliol College and chanted outside to demonstrate their continued opposition to the Shimon Peres lecture series.

One member of staff in the Admissions Office, who found herself “in the midst of it all” once the protest began stated that the protest was “wonderful and for a good cause…the last occupation we had here was in the 1960’s.”

Within the building the Clarendon building the mood remained buoyant. A local Lebanese restaurant offered to pass food in to the protesters, while students passed around biscuits and drink.

The students in the hall formed a human chain and chanted, “in our thousands, in our millions, we are all Palestinians. Stop the killing stop the crime: Israel out of Palestine.”

Cries of “Free, Free Palestine” were heard throughout the afternoon, whilst a member of the group shouted through a megaphone, “we are here for the Palestinians and the Israelis who have been killed. This is a peaceful demonstration.”

Born leaders or divisive force?

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When Kevin Pietersen resigned as English cricket captain he no doubt believed he was leaving behind a position of great responsibility, importance and prestige. The media went mad; English cricket was (and maybe still is) in crisis. ‘Poms plight is well worth a giggle’ was the headline for one Australian newspaper, perhaps seeing this incident as a vital blow to England’s ashes chances in the summer. However, the fact that Pietersen took coach Peter Moores with him demonstrates just how much power a national captain has – which, in this case, proved negative. So, does a sports team really need a captain?

The majority of sport players will be quick to point out the benefits of having a leader within a squad – for experience, motivation, and inspiration. In rugby, the captain’s role as the communicative link between his team and the referee seemingly makes him an indispensable part of the game. Likewise, the role Pietersen used to fulfil in making decisions about bowlers, field positions and whether to declare when batting, is one that cannot be simply ousted from the sport. Having one single authority on the pitch stops conflicting views and quick tempers when emotions run high.

Indeed, captaincy can benefit the individual as well as the group. No doubt Andrew Strauss will be lifted by his recent appointment to replace Pietersen, determined to excel and justify his position at the helm of English cricket. Potential can be unleashed with a symbolic gesture; captaincy can make a player into an imposing yet well respected figure, applauded by contemporaries.

Our question is not so simply answered, however. As is obvious from recent events, not all reigns of captaincy end triumphantly, and their initial appointment can also be problematic, causing ill feeling, disappointment and factions amongst the team. Maybe Fabio Capello got it right, by rotating the captaincy when he succeeded Steve McClaren as England manager, and thereby testing for the best option.

And what if there is no suitable candidate for leadership? What if no natural leader presents himself? Should the best player be promoted, as has been the case with Cesc Fabregas of Arsenal? Or, if there is no one appropriate, should no one receive a promotion? The argument that professional players would respect a new captain regardless of their own opinions, is rebuked by the suggestion that they are also disciplined enough to be entrusted with a collective responsibility when the promotion of a team-mate would be nothing more than a superficial act.

Even if the right appointment of a captain appears to be a good one it does not necessarily mean they will set a shining example automatically. William Gallas’ ‘sit in’ protest at St. Andrews during last year’s Premier League campaign was slated by both fans and pundits alike. Likewise, Roy Keane’s message to Alf Inge Halaand after a horror tackle in the 2001 Manchester derby was hardly the behaviour of a role model.

One problem with captaincy seems to be that it enhances the emotional connection between a player and his team- they perhaps feel obliged to let their feelings get the better of them, as a demonstration of passion to their fans, or of fearlessness to their colleagues.

Yet – the captain sets an example, and his bad behaviour carries more implications than merely a red card or disciplinary action. Unofficial vice-captaincy positions means more individuals can potentially damage team morale through misbehaviour – as Andrew Flintoff did when he swapped his vice-captaincy duties at the 2007 Cricket World Cup for the skippering duties of a pedal-powered sea vessel.

Saying this, the above examples are rarities. In reality, sport as a whole is bigger than just professional athletes, and a team leader is, in my opinion, crucial at an amateur level. In college sport for example, someone needs to take up the responsibility of organising training, making people show up in time for matches and helping everyone settle in to a team. If nothing more, then appointing a captain in an amateur team, be it a college’s rugby side or an under-12s football squad can make the players feel more like they are part of something well drilled and serious. Yet the same problems still exist – the wrong appointment can have effects just as damaging.

In reality though, the word ‘captain’ is more than just a job title – it carries with it a certain weight. This weight means responsibility, and duty. For a team to go permanently without a leader is rather naïve, but I do not see the harm in giving the idea of collective responsibility a go when no one immediately stands out from the crowd. In a team, a leader will – at some point- naturally emerge. A system of trial an error will also work, as managers test different people in the position. Ultimately, time and thought must go into the appointment, so that a new captain can enjoy greater stability and a long and prosperous reign. It is at this point that the role of the captain becomes fundamental.

 

A self-destructive enterprise

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With the rise of Facebook, does anyone care about the Oxford gossip forum? But the Oxford gossip forum is not the same as Facebook, nor is it the same as your average gossip column, and we would be foolish to treat them the same way.

The aim of the Oxford gossip forum is to talk about other students. People log onto the website in the hope of discovering something they are not supposed to know; in hope of acquiring that precious piece of information about a rival or someone they just don’t like. Facebook activity can be innocent, but those accessing the Oxford gossip forum always have some kind of ulterior motive. Gossip is often harmful, and while it is amusing for those on the outside, it can cause substantial emotional damage to those involved.

Gossip of this kind ruins relationships and destroys friendships. For what? So that a few people can perpetuate their meaningless existence by reading about someone else’s sex life? There are people who don’t care and those who crave the publicity, but the gossip forum does not discriminate between them and those who want to be left alone.

The forum was closed down last time amid allegations of slander and harassment, and it will again become a place to attack those who neither want nor deserve an intrusion into their private lives.

One would assume that the Lewis Iwu would be concerned about something like this, but he merely declared it useful to “help people know what is going on in Oxford.”

We wonder if he’ll still be echoing that phrase when the inevitable misogyny and harassment emerge once more.

In Praise of the Protest

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It has been a very long time since so many Oxford students risked the censure of police and proctors on such a scale. The Clarendon building hasn’t been occupied in protest since the 60s. In comparison to those heady days of student activism, modern students can appear quiescent, more concerned with finals and internships. And of all universities, Oxford can seem the most sluggish of all in activism, thanks to the money that students bring with them or plan to make after leaving.

So it was a pleasant surprise when students from a range of different backgrounds and societies converged on the Bodleian today. The worthiness of the cause should not be in doubt: Israeli military action in Gaza only in the past few weeks has led to hundreds of deaths, indiscriminately affecting women, children and combatants, and worsened shortages in food, water and basic amenities. Moreover, Olmert’s policy has been not only immoral, but utterly counter to the interests of Israel. While the current crop of Hamas leaders may have been decimated, a future generation of fighters has been secured and one of the most promising democracies of the Arab world has been jeopardised.

‘Selfish’ was the word chosen by one student to describe the protest. Yet what could be more selfish than to consider a few hours of work more important than hundreds of deaths: people who give up their time for such causes should be praised. The protest did not even disrupt students’ work, restricting itself to University offices.

It’s true that you can’t see the same reward for time spent at a protest as you might at work or study, but that forms the entire point: the power of protest is something is important enough to make Oxford students give up their valuable time. To force them to change, our leaders need to see our willingness to make futile gestures.

‘Oxford is a brand’ was the reasoning of one protestor, and it’s true: if the a prestigious academic institution condemns the invasion of Gaza, that makes a difference. Even if all that happens is that the world sees Oxford students protesting, that will be worthwhile too. It’s about showing you care.

Self Defence or Criminal Killing?

Alex Waksman – Oxford Israeli Cultural Society Secretary

In the court of public opinion, Israel is on trial. It is charged with causing the war in Gaza, executing it disproportionately and having no aim but revenge. Why not accept these claims? Because if we incorrectly analyse this tragedy, we will never prevent it from recurring.

The accusation of causing a war is vacuous. In 2008, Hamas fired over 3,000 rockets and mortar bombs were fired into Israel from the Hamas-controlled Gaza strip, all of which were directed against civilians. Prominent Arab politicians, such as the Palestinian president and the Egyptian foreign minister had warned Hamas that its actions would provoke an Israeli response. After 3,000 rocket attacks, Israeli self-defence cannot be misrepresented as a “cause” of the war itself. As for the charge of disproportionality, this depends on two factors: the scale of the threat to Israel and the nature of its response. Some caricature the operation as “an eye for an eyelash”.

But attacks that for years have disrupted the lives of whole towns in Southern Israel cannot be considered trivial. Regarding the higher Palestinian death toll, the UN estimates that only 25% of those killed were civilians. This demonstrates that Israel has targeted Hamas combatants in compliance with the rules of war, and disproves the suggestion that the Israeli military inflicts collective punishment regardless of blame. Indeed, the army has been phoning the inhabitants of to-be-targeted buildings to give them warning of impending attacks and time to evacuate, as well as calling off strikes where the risk is too high. Civilian deaths are inevitable in every war, but especially in Gaza due to Hamas’ human shield strategy. Videos of Hamas operatives booby-trapping schools with explosives, and using mosques as munitions stores have been broadcast worldwide. The idea is to force the IDF either to go ahead with the operation, risking civilian casualties, or call it off and allow Hamas to attack. Damned if you do; die if you don’t.

Finally, this is not a war without purpose. Israel hopes to prevent future indiscriminate rocket attacks and stop arms smuggling across the Egypt-Gaza border. If it achieves these, it will make both the Israeli and Palestinian 0peoples safer, and enable future peaceful coexistence.
Few states in history have suffered such constant and ferocious attacks as Israel, and none have responded with such restraint. It is time for the false allegations to stop.

Myriam Cerrah – DPhil in Middle-East Politics

The record is clear. “In retaliation for the Israeli attack, Hamas then launched the missiles,” the Israeli Ministry of Foreign Affairs states. Israel broke the ceasefire. UNRWA also confirms this, stating the break-down of the truce was the fault of Israel, for it never fulfilled the first condition: to relax its siege on Gaza. By killing six Palestinians on November 4, it violated the second condition: not to launch any attacks into Gaza. Hamas was willing to renew the truce if Israel ended the 18-month siege that had already caused a humanitarian crisis before this phase began. Former High Commissioner for Human Rights, Mary Robinson, described what was going on in Gaza as “a destruction of a civilization.” This was during the ceasefire period.
Since Israel launched its offensive on 27 December, over 1,300 Palestinians have been killed and over 5,000 injured, 40% of whom are women and children. 13 Israelis have been killed. 3 were civilians, and 4 of the soldiers were killed by ‘friendly fire.’ At a ratio of a hundred to one, I am appalled Israel’s right to self-defence is even cited. In the words of Gideon Levy, “a thousand propagandists and apologists cannot excuse this criminal killing.”

The right to self defence is absolute. It applies to Israelis being attacked in Israel as it applies to Palestinians being attacked in Gaza. No less absolute are the laws governing warfare: proportionality, not targeting civilians like the 43 killed in the bombing of a UN School, not using chemical weapons like white phosphorous in the most densely populated strip of land on earth, not attacking aid workers or their facilities, schools or universities, and allowing media access. The question remains, is Israel better defended through this decimation of an impoverished population?

Israel’s three stated ambitions were to stop rocket fire, weaken Hamas and stop weapon trafficking from Egypt. Today, Hamas retains control and the ability to fire rockets into Israel. If these war crimes ever could be justified, the failure to meet these objectives renders the carnage all the more poignant. The last objective to end weapons smuggling could never have been achieved through this type of offensive. A real solution requires less temporal questions. It involves a just resolution of the Palestinian struggle for a sovereign state. End the illegal settlements, end the siege on Gaza, accept international consensus and abide by international law.

Southern comfort for leaders Hall

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St. Edmund Hall extended their lead at the top of the Premier Division on Wednesday with a highly impressive 3-1 defeat of Worcester College. Tim Hoffman put Teddy Hall one up in first half stoppage time, before Charlie Talbot-Smith doubled their lead on 65 minutes. Oli Gee pulled one back for Worcester with twelve minutes remaining but a late Charlie Southern strike sealed the points for the visitors.

Southern, arguably the best player on the pitch, commented after the match that Teddy Hall, now on a nine match unbeaten run, could use this result to push on for a league and cup double. The match – and the celebrations of the Teddy Hall players at the final whistle – had the feel of a defining moment. The day after the transfer of the Presidency of the United States, this was the transfer of another prestigious title, for Teddy Hall are now the team to beat in college football.

Hall started the day three points ahead of second placed New, with a game in hand. Defeat could have cost them first place, but this win, combined with surprise defeats for New and St. Anne’s at the hands of struggling Oriel and Magdalen respectively, gives Teddy Hall a five point lead over second placed St. Catherine’s with a game in hand.

It was Worcester, winners of the last three Premier Divisions and last year’s Cuppers (appropriately enough over Teddy Hall) who started the brighter. Their high tempo game was too much for visitors initially. Worcester’s wingers, Jamie Brown and Mauro Pereira came flying out of the blocks, hassling Hall from the opening whistle. Pereira, yellow booted, was athletic and fearless, with and without the ball.

Worcester’s strike force – Adam Healy dropping deep and wide, Oli Gee playing off the shoulder – combined frequently to good effect. The game’s first chance came after three minutes when Healy put Gee in, who shot wide. Gee twice returned the favour, but Healy could not beat Nicola Ielpo on either occasion.

Had Worcester taken one of those chances it would have been a very different game. But Hall defended resolutely and grew in confidence as the first half progressed. The physical presence of Jason Kasler and Charlie Southern started to cause problems as they each went close with headers near the half hour mark. An audacious overhead kick from Talbot-Smith whistled wide.

Crucially for the visitors, Tim Hoffman was starting to impose his will on midfield, but ‘keeper-captain Ielpo was as crucial as anyone to their success. Even as Teddy Hall started to dominate play, he was forced into vital saves. A Rob Munroe free-kick floated into the box was headed by Will Gilbert into the path of Healy, whose header forced Ielpo into a leaping save. Minutes later Brown’s snapshot from twenty yards out stung Ielpo’s palms as he put it out for a corner.

The first goal would be crucial. With forty five minutes played it seemed likely that such a moment would have to wait. But, from nowhere, Hoffman was put through. He danced past the challenge of Elliot Thomas and shot into the bottom corner. The referee blew soon after.

Worcester started the second half bravely, eager to keep the match and their season alive. As with the start of the first period, they were sufficiently physical and competitive to worry a strong Teddy Hall side. Healy broke down the right hand side and sliced a cross/shot over the bar.

Worcester’s golden chance to equalise fell soon later, on 62 minutes. Teddy Hall left back Matt Clark, bringing the ball out of defence, beat two men comfortably. On trying to beat a third he ran into Jamie Brown, who gave Healy the ball. Healy slid Brown into the right hand channel, with more time and space than he could have expected, but Brown blazed his shot over. Just three minutes after that it was 0-2.

A scramble in the Worcester area, and the ball fell to Kasler whose shot was blocked. It fell to Talbot-Smith from eight yards out: Simon Pound may have saved his shot, but a deflection from Dave Sinclair sent it spinning into the bottom corner. Two goals ahead and twenty five minutes left, Teddy Hall looked comfortable.
They had chances to extend their lead: the indomitable Charlie Southern, whose physical and technical skills surpassed any other outfield player, could have had two with his powerful left foot. Worcester captain Matt Sinnett expertly turned Talbot-Smith’s cross over the bar when an own goal looked on the cards.

Deprived of Alex Toogood, Niko de Walden, Kunal Desai and Lucian Weston – all on OUAFC duty – Worcester lacked the quality they are used to. But they continued to battle hard and halved Hall’s lead with twelve minutes left. Oli Gee turned on the edge of the box and fired a left footed shot towards the top corner. Ielpo palmed the ball round the post, but Gee turned in substitute Tom Butts’ corner from the second attempt.

A hectic finale ensued, with the game stretched as Worcester pushed and pushed for a dramatic equaliser. But their tired legs cost them as Hall went 3-1 ahead. Matt Sinnett passed straight to Southern, who gratefully charged through on goal. His left foot shot into the bottom corner was beyond the sprawling Pound for his ninth of the season.

There were chances at both ends in the four minutes of stoppage time, but both ‘keepers were equal to them. Nicola Ielpo – goalkeeper and captain in the Dino Zoff mould – praised his team warmly after full time.
“I am really happy about the group, our football is getting better and better” he said. “Defensively it was a perfect game, and physically we had the edge.” The Teddy Hall players warmly embraced at full time, confident that the Premier Division was now theirs to lose. While dejected Worcester were, like the AFC Ajax whose shirts they imitate, haunted by their former glories.