Tuesday 1st July 2025
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Bullingdon club revived

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The Bullingdon Club has claimed to be enjoying a revival in membership, following a desperate bid to recruit members.

In 2006, the 200 year-old drinking society had only four members. In a bid to increase its ranks, it was “forced” to reach out to an ex-state school pupil. The student rejected the invitation.

The club has announced that it now has twenty members.

It is thought that the society’s recovery might be a result of its rebranding as the provisional wing of the Conservative party and its association with former members David Cameron, George Osborne and Boris Johnson.

Obama’s Oxford Bible

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The Bible President Obama was sworn in on last Tuesday was printed by the Oxford University Press. It first belonged to Abraham Lincoln, who took the oath of office using it in 1861.

The Bible was published in 1853 and was purchased by the Clerk of the Supreme Court. He gave it to Lincoln when the President realised he had no Bible to swear his oath on.

The 1,280 page book was bound in velvet with gilt edges. It is frequently on display in the Library of Congress.

Four members of Obama’s government are Oxonians

Baldness cure in sight

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An Oxford PhD student in Bio-Chemistry has claimed to have developed a new product to ‘make hair loss a thing of the past’.

The product’s means of preventing baldness are still secret as it has not yet been patented. The creator, Thomas Whitfield, said it should be available for purchase within the next 12 months.

Whitfield promises that the product will offer a favourable alternative to existing ‘inconvenient’ and ‘very, very expensive’ techniques.

The product, ‘TRX2‘, takes its first two letters from the Greek word ‘trichos’ for hair, whilst X2 signifies the ‘second generation of hair’.

Bringing it all back home

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In the age of 24hour blog angst and the prevailing wisdom that we have all been ‘fucked up’ by our parents, or society, or something, it seems to have become quite OK to throw out the stiff upper lip, and let everyone about how we’re so miserable, or why on earth we just can’t seem to make a relationship work.

An unfortunate consequence of this has been a rash of indulgent singer-songwriters singing bland dirges that have more in common with 90s boy bands than folk and protest, the traditions that first inspired Woody Guthrie, and eventually Bob Dylan. However, it needn’t be the case that singing about personal experiences should mean sounding like James Morrisson.

Although folk singers had always sung politically motivated songs, it was surely Guthrie’s experience travelling with job-seeking migrants through the Deep South in the 30s that made his vaguely socialist agitations so direct and inspiring to so many.

However, as the folk-protest song exerted a greater influence over young people into the 60s, personal experience seemed to be less important. Often the concerns of these singers were universal – Bob Dylan, as the leader of that movement, has, much to his own disdain, been endlessly referred to as the ‘voice of a generation’ for his articulation of the dissatisfaction of counter-cultural America at that time.

Eventually, as Dylan began to feel constrained by his own revered status, he began to pioneer a far more introspective style. Joni Mitchell, Leonard Cohen and Patti Smith joined him in producing music that would come to be described (often derisively) as ‘confessional’ and ‘sensitive’. This change would coincide with considerable stylistic innovation, which set a new standard for the kind of originality that could occur in the singer-songwriter genre. In particular, Patti Smith’s daringly aggressive fusion of punk rock and accomplished, visceral poetry was influential with artists from Sonic Youth to KT Tunstall citing her album Horses as a significant influence.

These changes, while often motivated by a simple desire for ‘something new’, were not without their personal motivations. While the breakdown of Dylan’s marriage was the well documented starting point for much of Blood on the Tracks lyrical content, Joni Mitchell’s often improvised, free vocal noodling and startlingly optimistic lyrics were informed by a turbulent love life that lurched from divorce (her surname was taken from her husband) to the heart breaking decision to give up her child to adoption. The lines ‘My child’s a stranger/I bore her/But I could not raise her’, from ‘Chinese Café’ are probably her most overt ‘confession’ of this.

In another famous example, Leonard Cohen was recently forced to admit that his song ‘Chelsea Hotel #2’, including the lyric ‘Giving me head on the unmade bed’, refers to his short-lived affair with Janis Joplin.

It would be easy to label that first period of introspection a ‘golden age’ of the singer-songwriter, but with the recent successes of Elliott Smith, and now Bon Iver, it seems that the sensitive singer-songwriter is definitely back in. Smith’s infamous struggles with drug addiction and depression that eventually killed him contrast with his deceptively optimistic, pop-influenced song-writing, while Bon Iver’s experience in a remote cabin in Wisconsin is a well-documented influence on his soulful writing.

It’s hard to pinpoint where the line lies between indulgence and intimacy in singer-songwriters. For many songwriters, a new song is cathartic, a way of coming to terms with something personal. In the wrong hands, this can be awful – no matter how beautiful the subject of James Blunt’s notorious first single, I can’t sympathise with his mass-produced heart-ache. In the right hands however, a well written, personal song can resonate with our own experience, and provide something timeless in a way that more trend-driven pop music cannot.

As Guthrie’s wife once said, speaking to the crowd at one of her husband’s concerts in 1949, ‘It’s nice to think that a voice can be heard today that can communicate to you one thing, and twenty-five years from now will still mean something to somebody else’. She could not have been more right.

Bon Iver: Blood Bank

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Blood Bank’ finds Justin Vernon returning to the recording studio, fresh from his victory lap touring the world on the back of his universally well-received debut album.

After tracks from For Emma, Forever Ago found their way onto ‘House’, and ‘Grey’s Anatomy’ among other mainstream US television shows, it is apt that Vernon’s latest EP should be named ‘Blood Bank’, and be so concerned with our biological humanity and mortality. Vernon’s is a refreshingly candid, unpretentious look at human relationships, perhaps the kind of perspective you might expect of the wood-chopping, impressively bearded American.

It’s difficult to write about Justin Vernon without mentioning his three month stay in the Wisconsin wilderness where he recorded most of his debut album, but in this case it’s justified – these tracks were written in the same creative burst. Their flavour is similar, and certainly the title track would nestle very comfortably anywhere in For Emma…

The rest of the EP however seems more like a collection of outtakes from that album, although their quality is still of an impressive standard. ‘Babys’, for instance, runs for five minutes around one, bright piano chord while Vernon chants about the ‘Carnival of Peace’ and the ‘summer coming to multiply’. It’s a bizarre image, but Vernon’s beguiling falsetto lends it a kind of optimistic substance – from his throat, the words sound impossibly heartfelt, and its easy to feel like you somehow know where he’s coming from.

We find Vernon in a quirky mood on the final track, ‘Woods’. While finding a new direction for Bon Iver’s sound was always going to be difficult, robbing Vernon’s voice of its organic, soulful quality seems a shame. The effect leads to some beautiful moments as Vernon harmonises with his band mates a cappella, and I’d be happy for Vernon to prove me wrong, but I imagine this sound will remain an enjoyable curiosity, the sort of thing that belongs on this kind of EP.

You won’t feel short-changed buying it, as the sound of Vernon’s quirkier side is refreshing, but equally don’t expect the epiphany that, for many, For Emma… represented.

In a similar way to Deerhunter’s Fluorescent Grey EP, which hinted at the stylistic shift away from Cryptograms’ psychedelic noise that they would eventually produce with their excellent Microcastle, Blood Bank hints at a number of possible directions – some more promising than others – that Vernon may be considering for the follow-up proper to For Emma, Forever Ago.
The EP is an ideas sandpit, a peek over Vernon’s shoulder. It ends too quickly to provide a full picture, but it should at least reassure any doubters that Justin Vernon, whether in his Bon Iver guise or not, will again be a talent to watch in the coming year.

Four Stars

 

Antony and the Johnsons: The Crying Light

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In 2005, Antony and the Johnsons released their second album, I Am A Bird Now, to widespread critical acclaim, winning the Mercury Music Prize and infiltrating the mainstream. The sound of Antony Hegarty’s third release, The Crying Light, will be familiar to those who heard the second, but this is no criticism; the album is a triumph.
In terms of progression, the quality of Hegarty’s songcraft is a notable improvement here. At times on I Am A Bird Now, there was a lack of subtlety in the melodrama of the songs, which could exhaust the listener with the sheer weight of their emotion. While this work is still one of high melodrama, the execution is more mature, and the songs are more balanced. Carefully arranged orchestration features throughout, and is generally deployed tastefully for accent and emphasis. There is a patience in tracks like ‘Kiss My Name’ that was sometimes lacking from the album’s predecessor. The result is that the overall emotional effect is ultimately more substantial.
Hegarty is clearly a special talent; the best songs on this album would surely stir emotion in even the most dispassionate of listeners. The ethereal quality of the last album’s most effective track returns, and is supported by improved instrumental backing. ‘Her Eyes Are Underneath The Ground’ is full of beautiful, understated instrumental work, and the cello which closes the track is powerfully sombre.
Hegarty’s voice is familiar, but appears more well-rounded than before. ‘Aeon’ is a real departure from his melancholic style, seeing him in celebratory mode, at one point shouting, ‘Hold that man I love so much!’ in an unexpected highlight of the album.
The Crying Light is not a perfect album, there are times when the vocals and the music seems ill-balanced and the effect falls short of its intentions; where Hegarty aims to overwhelm he can sometimes alienate. I found myself irritated by the slurred vocals of ‘Dust and Water’; the intention there is a mystery, but the result is an unhappy confusion of sounds. Hegarty rarely misfires here, however, and ultimately the album has a great deal to recommend it.
The unexpected success of I Am A Bird Now was sure to bring with it a backlash to coincide with the release of Hegarty’s second album. For many, his acceptance as a mainstream artist was a difficult pill to swallow. From his affected vocal style to his unusual appearance, there was much to mock for the superficial observer. The album was, however, a stunning collection of powerful and distinctive works. This follow-up effort has been eagerly awaited by an enthusiastic fan-base. The success of the last album naturally meant that this one would likely be subjected to close scrutiny and unfair criticism.
Already reviews of the album appear to have taken a superficial attitude to The Crying Light, ignoring much of what is new to focus on the fact that much of what was strikingly novel last time remains a feature of the music now.
That the unusual nature of Hegarty’s sound is a familiar feature of his work by now should not in itself be the object of criticism. It is a lazy sort of journalism which fails to recognise that if Antony did not have such a distinctive style he would not be accused of sonic stagnancy. There is substance enough beyond Hegarty’s vocals to merit the more balanced criticism that will be afforded countless artists whose vocal styles vary little from record to record.
The unique sound Hegarty produces is a gift and its return is welcome. The power of the human emotion with which his voice drips is devastating when it combines most effectively with the music, and although at times it can simply be too much, the high-points of the album should justify suffering its excesses.

Interview: Emmy the Great

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Emma-Lee Moss did not want to be a musician. Worse than that – she still doesn’t. Sadly then, she finds herself in the unenviable position of overseeing the release of her debut album next month.
After a long period in development Emmy the Great’s debut album First Love will be released on Moss’s own label, Close Harbour, on February 2nd. First Love is evidence of Moss’s prodigious talents as a songwriter, but she asserts that she sees her future in areas outside music. Already writing for music magazine ‘Stool Pigeon’, in ten years she sees herself as a journalist, or perhaps a writer of low-grade fiction, ‘I’d like to write generic novels like Sweet Valley High or the Mills and Boon novels.’
Of her future in music, she is only certain of one more album, any more will depend on her still having something to write about, ‘I just want to make another album after this, I know what I’m writing about next’. It is a demonstration of her relationship with her songcraft that she is only certain of her musical productivity as long as she is sure of having personal demons to exorcise, characters to assassinate, and a message to deliver. The importance of this message and Moss’s close personal involvement with her lyrics is evident throughout her work.
‘Most of my songs have been written for one person’, Moss explains; she uses the process of song-writing to describe her feelings to people, in the hope that they’ll hear her music and understand her better. It can be painful, but she admits that she takes a great deal from the process, affirming, ‘every song you write is an act of catharsis.’ The explicitly autobiographical nature is graphic at times, and can make for uncomfortable listening. Nonetheless, it is a defining characteristic of Moss’s songs, and is often the source of the emotional resonance that drives her best work.
Only on one occasion has the personal nature of the songs been a source of embarrassment for Moss. Recent single ‘We Almost Had A Baby’ is a brilliant dissection of a destructive relationship, in which she discusses pregnancy as a means of having something to use against her partner. She recalls that performing the song at SXSW festival in Texas, in front of the ex-boyfriend the song deals -an awkward experience.

Moss is critical of the British music scene, even chiding the industry for its support of her own career. When asked what she makes of the scene she asserts, ‘It’s shit, really boring; myself included in that. People here are only making music in order to become popular musicians.’ She contrasts this with the scene in America, where artists are more likely to develop over a long period of time before becoming popular. She attributes her own success so far to the benefits of being a musician located in the country’s capital, ‘I think we’ve been really lucky, because I lived in London I’ve had more attention.’
Self-deprecation is a notable trait of Moss’s. She is unquestionably a gifted song-writer, with a capacity to awe listeners which has been showcased regularly to growing audiences in attendance at gigs in recent years. Her modesty seems to blinker the scope of her ambition somewhat, speaking on her hopes for the future it appears a very limited level of success would see her content, ‘I’m really happy the album is coming out, if we break even, which we almost have, I’ll be happy.’ Certainly the songs and their author deserve exposure which will bring Moss success as a musician beyond hoping to ‘break even’.

It seems unlikely that Emmy’s debut album, First Love, will escape comparison with one of last year’s biggest, Laura Marling’s debut, Alas, I Cannot Swim. The similarities between the two artists are not merely superficial; sonically the albums sit in very similar territory. Sadly First Love is unlikely to emerge from such a comparison favourably. The difference that strikes the listener most lies in the ambition with which each album appears to have been executed. The production-levels of Marling’s work were impressive to say the least, with countless instruments employed to bolster the emotional impact of the songs, and provide the listener with a more expansive musical experience.
First Love is a much more modest affair, perhaps this is a reflection of the close relationship Moss has with her songs as she seeks to avoid distorting their message. That Moss is releasing the album on her own label is evidence of her unwillingness to compromise her vision for her music. Certainly her song-writing is strong enough, but although such a bold exposition of her lyrics and voice is laudable it is likely to prevent her from seeing her album reach the same audience that Marling’s did last year. I doubt though, that this is much of a concern for Moss, who seems little driven by the prospect of mainstream success.
The album contains many powerful moments, ‘MIA’ in particular demonstrating the potency of Moss’s song-craft, showcasing the stirring naivety of her fragile voice against a familiarly understated musical background. This and the other stand-out tracks, ‘First Love’ and ‘Dylan’, where the modest components of Emmy the Great’s sound combine perfectly with her outstanding lyrics and voice and everything seems just enough; the sound is perfectly weighted to the honesty of Moss’s writing, and the effect is overwhelming.
Sometimes though, one suspects that greater ambition in the production of the songs may have served to enhance rather than undermine the message, as Moss appears to have feared.
Still, it’s a shame Moss doesn’t want to be a musician; she clearly has so much to offer us.

 

Straight to DVD Review: Trailer Park of Terror

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Even for the greatest fans of slasher and horror films there comes a point where one must stand back and quietly wonder what happened to the story behind this continuous brutality. Here, in Trailer Park of Terror, surely the moment is when lonely overweight teenagers worldwide must put down their Doritos, throw their chilli dip on to the floor and cry, ‘enough is enough’.
Trailer Park of Terror should be preserved as one of the moments that film making went horribly wrong. Guided by one of the clumsiest scripts in cinema and an emotionless cast it is a genuinely embarrassing experience. For the bloodthirsty however, it more than fulfils its quota. There are skinned, armless, and headless teenagers and even a polygamous Priest served some female rape by a busty zombie.
The film follows the particularly grisly deaths of a group of teenage delinquents and their mentor at the hands of a set of trailer park folk, who satisfy every redneck cliché imaginable. Ranging from sexual perversion to an unsatisfying hunger that will only (and this is still in pre-Zombie state) be sated by eating prodigious quantities of ‘meat’, the one word afforded to ‘Larlene’ by the writer besides the ever-versatile ‘bitch’. This is a film so shoddily written, directed and acted that even the programmers at ITV4 will be hard pressed fitting it into their late night schedule, although the combination of extraneous sex scenes paired with simultaneous gore may allow it to wriggle its way onto Five.
This is a film, however, that has inspired me. I believe that life must have a sense of purpose, and through the debris of a trailer park littered with assorted human body parts swimming in a pool of fake blood, I have found mine. This is a film that is so shockingly poor that I pleadingly ask you never to watch it, or even think of watching it. It will take from you a precious ninety-eight minutes that will never be returned.
But it doesn’t matter, because before you read this I will have obliterated each remaining DVD of this tragedy and every shard will have been randomly distributed into a packet of Doritos. Overweight children across the world will never be forced from their sofa-bound magnificence by the sight of this travesty, instead unbeknownst to all but you and I they will chew away their downfall, well coated in the chilli dip of success.

Review: Valkyrie

There comes a point when a reviewer finds herself having to stifle her prejudices and just get on with the job, and Brian Singer’s latest blockbuster Valkyrie is one such example.

A Hollywood film with English-speaking Nazis starring the couch-jumping nutjob that is Tom Cruise? Oh, the digs that one can aim at this. Scientology and Nazism with a good dose of German campness: comedy gold. However, Valkyrie is not the sham it could have so easily become.

Valkyrie is a movie about the ‘July 20 plot’ of 1944, where Colonel von Stauffenberg and other officers attempt to overthrow Hitler’s regime. Von Stauffenberg cleverly uses Hitler’s own emergency plan to stabilise the government (known as Operation Valkyrie after Wagner’s opera Die Walküre). Operation Valkyrie is readjusted to remove those in power and cripple Hitler’s regime once Hitler has been assassinated by their planned bomb plot.

For anyone with a grasp of historical events, the ending will be familiar: Hitler survives, being saved by a badly-positioned table leg, and the revolutionaries are assassinated. What the movie does is place us in the position of knowing more than the characters: the revolutionaries only find out about Hitler’s survival hours afterwards, by which point Operation Valkyrie is clearly underway. The movie relies on surface thrills rather than intense suspense; we know what’s going to happen, yet the high drama created by Singer’s skillful directing keeps the audience on their toes, even in potentially low-action moments.

There is much to be said in this film’s favour, and the decision that the cast retain their own voices is one of them. The thought of Eddie Izzard and Tom Cruise putting on German accents in the style of The Producers could have turned this already tricky movie into a camp farce. The $75 million dollar budget is apparent in the spectacular visuals: the panoramic views of the Nazi canteen filled with fleeing Nazis is in my mind a great piece of cinematography. However, where Valkyrie benefits fro

m high-budget screen shots, it loses out on challenging film-making.
The main characters are cosy household names – Kenneth Brannagh, Bill Nighy and Eddie Izzard must be the cuddliest collection of violent German officers ever. One cannot help but wonder what the Germans would have done with the film. Mark Rothemund’s Sophie Scholl: The Last Days and Paul Verhoeven’s Black Book, are conversely both challenging and dynamic takes on resistance to Nazis. Valkyrie is a brave film concept which has finally chickened out when it comes to challenging film-making.

It is very easy for one to lapse into metaphysical bullying when the victim seems to have all the wrong characteristics – casting Tom Cruise as Colonel von Staffenberg has been compared by some journalists to ‘casting Judas as Jesus’.

Yet Cruise, for all his eccentricities and obvious flaws, is the Everyman, and there is an audience appeal in his imperfections. This actually works because the main question Valkyrie is asking of the audience is how they would react if in a position of power under a totalitarian regime. However, a vague sense of moral inadequacy is not much of a takeaway from a film. Valkyrie falls short because it scratches the surface, but fails to leave a mark.

Two stars
Release: 23rd January
Director: Bryan Singer
STARRING: Tom Cruise, Kenneth Branagh, Bill Nighy, Tom Wilkinson, Terence Stamp, Eddie Izzard

Review: Milk

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Around once a year, we, the cinema-going public, are presented with a Hollywood offering that is truly brilliant- a film that renews one’s faith in American cinema.
Last year we were given two, in the form of There Will Be Blood and No Country For Old Men and this year, we have already been given one. Out just in time for Oscar season is the new Harvey Milk biopic, directed by Gus Van Sant. A director of varying pedigree, ranging from the brilliant Affleck and Damon collaboration, Good Will Hunting to the frankly abysmal Psycho remake just a year later, Van Sant may here have placed himself amongst the very best.
Milk follows the life and political career of Harvey Milk, the first openly homosexual man to achieve public office in the United States. This film is wonderfully written, it has a moving intelligence and it is paced to perfection. A supporting cast of James Franco and Josh Brolin ensures the acting in Milk is of a consistently high standard, whilst Sean Penn offers a performance he is unlikely ever to surpass.
Penn is truly sublime. This is a performance far from the gruff, powerful masculinity of his earlier turns in Mystic River and Dead Man Walking. He seems to truly envelop the character of Harvey Milk as few actors can, at the end of the film images of Milk and Penn are paired together, and between them there is little if any difference. This is a tribute to an incredible portrayal of an incredible man. Milk is a rarity; it is a truly inspired and inspirational picture, a challenging story that is interwoven with just the right blend of elegance and humour.
I’m not ashamed to admit that I got incrediblly emotional involved with this film – but this is not just a weepy. It is a serious statement about the need for a movement for change, and, coming at a time when Proposition 8 has just been passed in California, and states across the U.S. are banning gay marriages like they’re made from Nazi gold, Milk makes an important statement about the desperate need for equality across the gay, black, and immigrant communities of America.
Having stumbled at the first hurdles of the Golden Globes, Milk might seize the recognition it deserves at the Academy Awards come February, particularly with Sean Penn pitting his wits against Hollywood’s comeback kid, Mickey Rourke in The Wrestler. The fight is on. And if Penn loses, we will just have to blame the Academy’s conservatism. Because this film deserves every Oscar going. Milk is not only one of the best films of the year, it is one of the best of the decade. And January isn’t even over!

Five Stars

Release: 23rd January
Director: Gus Van Sant
STARRING: Sean Penn, Emile Hirsch, Josh Brolin, Diego Luna, James Franco