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College football round up, 7th and 8th weeks

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PREMIER DIVISION
Teddy Hall 3 Oriel 0
Last week, SEH regained some form by beating Oriel 3-0. It was a good attacking display, in which many chances were created. Goals scored by Talbot Smith, Theodore, and Hoffmann secured this victory. Oriel rarely threatened until the last 10 minutes, in which they had a couple of good chances. Talbot-Smith and Mike Sopp both had excellent games. John Waldron

DIVISION ONE Exeter 0 Balliol 3Balliol beat Exeter 3-0 on Monday. Goalscorers were George Wright, Jamie Hill and James Gerlis. Jamie Hill
DIVISION TWO Fri 22nd Feb – Pembroke 4-3 St Peter’s Pembroke started the game well and went into a 4-1 lead, with Ali Craggs running the game from central midfield. However, Peter’s soon got back into it. Sherlock scored in the first half, with the two centrebacks Al Smith and Charlie McNicholas both scoring late headers. Charlie McNicholas

Fri 29th Feb – St Peter’s 0-0 Queens For all St Peter’s pressure they could not find the goal. Charlie McNicholas, Luke Sherlock and Matt Judge all came close, but they could not find the breakthrough. Charlie McNicholas

Mon 3rd March – Trinity 1-5 St Peter’s St Peter’s got their first win of the season with a fantastic display of attacking football in a game they dominated. Charlie McNicholas got two – the first a superb curling shot – and Toby Hodgson emphatically smashed in to put Peter’s into a 3-0 half-time lead. Forward Rob Pepper then added two more before Trinity’s consolation. It could have been double figures. Charlie McNicholas

Merton-Mansfield 1, University 2

Merton-Mansfield’s promotion party was well and truly spoiled last Wednesday, as they stumbled at home to a determined and passionate Univ side. The hosts only needed a solitary point to wrap up the Division Two title, but were denied it as they threw away an early lead and suffered only their second home defeat of the season. Ten days ago, Merton had travelled to Univ’s fortress-like Abingdon Road ground and plundered all three points, so today the away side were out for revenge. They were also desperate for a result in order to reinvigorate a promotion challenge which had stuttered slightly in recent weeks. This showed in the opening minutes, as the Univ defence set its stall out with a number of crunching challenges. Merton started brightly nonetheless, and looked particularly dangerous from set pieces. The first talking point came after fifteen minutes. A swift passing move created a real opportunity for the home side, but Univ skipper Jack Browning flew in and prevented an almost certain goal. The Merton players were vocal in their claims for a penalty, but replays confirm that he won enough of the ball to justify the referee’s decision to play on. Merton-Mansfield were not to be denied for long though. Univ struggled to deal with a flurry of corners, and eventually an excellent delivery from the left was firmly headed by Tom Goodman into the bottom corner. The home support celebrated wildly, as confirmation of the title moved to within touching distance.

However, Univ’s interest in the promotion race is far from over, and their reaction to falling behind was superb. Earlier in the season, heads may have gone down after conceding in a game of such importance, but it was a different story today. Their front two of James Gingell and Will Stuart looked dangerous throughout, and it was the former who fired in a spectacular equaliser just before the break. From an innocuous looking position with back to goal, he swivelled and hammered a ferocious half volley across Reuben Holt in the Merton goal and into the bottom corner. It was no more than the away side deserved. The vocal home crowd had been silenced and Univ went into the break full of confidence. The second half started in the same vein, as Univ controlled possession and looked threatening. Just a few minutes after the restart, a neat passing move culminated in Will Stuart being played through on goal. As he shaped to shoot, he was inexplicably hauled down by a home defender. The referee had no hesitation in pointing to the spot, and suddenly the game was in danger of being turned on its head. A hushed silence descended across the ground, but James Gingell was the calmest man on the pitch as he confidently slotted the ball past Holt to give the away side a priceless lead. Merton poured forward in search of a title-winning equaliser, but it was Univ who looked most likely to add to their lead. A long range Gingell free kick was tipped over, while Alex Watson rounded the keeper only to see his goal-bound effort cleared off the line. As they became increasingly agitated, Merton began to lose their discipline, and one home midfielder was booked for a particularly wild challenge.

Merton- Mansfield are not top of the table for nothing though, and as the game drew to a close, they began to show their class. An excellent free kick was superbly tipped wide by visiting keeper Ed Hardy, who suffered a nasty collision with the post for his troubles. Indeed, Hardy made a number of excellent saves as the hosts threw everything they had at the Univ back four. Nevertheless, the away defence stood firm. They rode their luck at times however; and Jack Browning was lucky only to be booked after a mistimed challenge prevented a clear Merton opportunity. With just minutes left on the clock, prolific Scot Robbie Coleman thought he had salvaged a Merton leveller. He slotted calmly past Hardy, but his joy was cut short by the linesman’s flag, as a home striker was adjudged to have been in an offside position when the ball was played. Seconds later, the final whistle was blown, and Univ celebrated a sensational away victory. Merton, on the other hand, were left to rue a missed opportunity. Not only had they thrown away an early lead, but they would have to wait another week to confirm their status as league champions.

Indeed, subsequent results have meant that going into the very last week of the season, we are still no closer to knowing the identity of this year’s Division Two champions. Merton- Mansfield’s last game of the season, a 3-2 defeat away to Corpus- Linacre, has left them top of the table on 34 points. Corpus on the other hand blew their title chance by losing 1-0 at home to Pembroke on Tuesday. However, they will confirm a promotion spot if they, as expected, see off OXILP at home on Friday. This has created an extraordinary situation in terms of the final promotion spot. Pembroke host Univ on Friday, knowing that if they avoid defeat, they too will be playing in Division One next season. Univ know that only a win will keep their dreams alive. Furthermore, a win for either team will see them leapfrog the entire pack and be promoted as champions, while a draw will hand the title to long-term table-toppers Merton-Mansfield. This Friday looks likely to be one of the most exciting final days in Division Two history.

by Matt Miskimmin

Great Novels: Gravity’s Rainbow, by Thomas Pynchon

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Gravity’s Rainbow, Pynchon’s manic schizophrenic novel, originally titled ‘Mindless Pleasures’, is a quasi-sequel to his previous work V, which had appeared in 1963 to literary acclaim. In V, Herbert Stencil raced across Malta, New York, the Sudan and German South-West Africa, hunting for a lady indicated by the initial V, who never died and who was in some sense mechanical. Gravity’s Rainbow expands the historical framework of this premise.

In the period just after the surrender of the Nazi Reich, Tyrone Slothrup is sent into the crumbling remnants of Germany – ‘The Zone’ – to find the mysterious rocket 00000 and its cargo, the Schwarzgerät, in order to explain the mystical correspondence between his erections and the grossly phallic and destructive V-2 rockets. Yet this quest becomes a journey of self-discovery, into his forgotten history of Pavlovian conditioning that has ensnared his sexual desire to destruction and mechanical death. What isn’t in this book?

 

The dominatrix heroine Katje is attacked on a beach in France by a mechanical octopus called Grigori. Slothrup and a black marketer throw custard pies from a hot-air balloon into the face of a German fighter pilot. In the midst of making love, Slothrup becomes his own penis. And let’s not forget the virtuoso orgy scene with sentences as contoured as the postures of the hundred fellating protagonists. Unlike his contemporaries Joseph Heller or Kurt Vonnegut, who knew first hand the macabre insanity they were writing about in Catch-22 and Slaughterhouse 5, Pynchon served in the U.S. Navy in the 50’s but never saw action. Instead, working for the Boeing in-company magazine, he accessed their archives on the V-2 rocket, and gained a boarder view of war as an institution. The search for peace out of the debris of the Second World War is helter-skelter, a pantomime of clowns and scatology, a lunatic carnival, a catherine-wheel sparking in multiple trajectories.

 

In the Zone, Slothrup’s identity fluctuates to the superhero Rocketman, to Plechazunga, the Pig-Hero, before dissolving under the pressure of history, language, and the threat of castration. His disappearance towards the end of the book is the literary equivalent of Lea Massari’s vanishing in Antonioni’s L’Avventura, disappearances which the reader finds hard to grasp, which threaten the reader’s own sanity. Yet although there are remarkably few battle scenes or scenes of atrocity in Gravity’s Rainbow, Pynchon’s vision is not whimsical or glib. The Vietnam War, still raging when it was published in 1973, is all over the text. Slothrup heads up-river in the boat Anubis, finding not a heart of darkness, like Martin Sheen, but the military industrial production that underlies peaceful civilised society, the business deals in slaughter and the deviant sexuality that creates the phallic V-2 rocket 00000.

His World War 2 is not a straight battle between good and evil. Rather, it is the Playboy bunny scene of Apocalypse Now writ large. Pynchon’s humour is excoriating, but if nothing else, reading Pynchon is an education in the roots of the modern age and its moral ambiguity. He traces the roots of the Holocaust into the genocide of the Herero people of German South-West Africa; and he foregrounds the dubious connections between the concentration camps and big business – how IBM helped optimise administration in Auschwitz through a new system of punch-cards and IG Farben, the German conglomerate, manufactured Zyklon-B for the concentration camps at a profit. Through this, Gravity’s Rainbow opens up perspectives on our own time.

For readers accommodated to a world of tired political rhetoric, compromised international institutions, and universal indifference over African atrocities, there is a clear relevance in revealing the commerce that continues to underpin our ‘peace’. And for readers used to a world of advertising, public relations and the commodification of desire, it is clear that Slothrup’s Pavlovian conditioning has bought his compliance. What could be more revealing than the scene in which our hero, in the midst of Potsdam Peace Conference and under the nose of President Truman, sneaks in to steal a massive quantity of hash? Mindless Pleasures indeed.

by Angus Mcfadzean

Review: Mort

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Thank heavens Mort is showing in 8th Week of Hilary: the term of sickness, stress and freak exams for an unlucky few. Well – thank death, shall we say…Terry Pratchett’s satirical tomfoolery translates brilliantly onto the stage, drawing the audience into his pantomimic world of medieval slime and weak gags.

 

 

 

Mort (Rob Hemmens) becomes Death’s (James Utechin) hapless apprentice. Learning the ways of the grim reaper’s trade, it turns out the tyke’s got conscience, as he chooses to save the doomed Princess Keli (Harriet Tolkein) with the help of a wizard, Cutwell (Chris Carter). With reality now gone awry and Death on holiday, Mort and Death’s adopted daughter (Kate Morris) have to put the world to rights, even in the face of Death’s meddlesome dogsbody, Albert (Liam Welton).

 

 

 

Pratchett has all the ingredients for a children’s bedtime story: an unlikely hero, a princess and a quest; there’s even a friendly narrator, whose dulcet tones form a distraction for the scene changes. But director Rhys Jones has ensured to keep the adults from yawning. Besides controlling a sterling cast of extras, who double as the minor characters (Stewart Pringle, Rebecca Baron, Thomas Woolley, Rob Morgan, Vicki Turk and Tom Richards), Jones has managed to create the unique aesthetic quality of ‘The Discworld’. The OFS looks like something out of The Wizard of Oz, through the lens of Tim Burton.

 

Far more sophisticated than any set-piece to be found in Harry Potter, the stage is used to its full potential, with an impressive lighting design and switches between location smoothly manoeuvred by the actors themselves. The dark hues of the set are wonderfully contrasted with flashy costumes, not least Hemmens’ head of bright red hair.

 

 

It’s almost as stark as the contrast between Death and the way in which the play mocks it.

 

Abstract doom is personified by a terrifying skeletal cadaver, dressed in a hooded cloak and boasting an echoing voice (a chilling effect –especially when the microphone picks up the dialogue of the other actors). However, Death is so wearisome of his position that he encourages sympathetic coos from the audience.

 

As a comedy, the jokes are witty rather than hilarious (“It would be a bloody stupid world if people got killed and didn’t die!”), but then this is Pratchett’s way. Fans of the books will revel in the play’s faithfulness to the text, but anyone who begrudges his style might find the 120 minutes a strain. However you react to it, Oxford deserves a bit of silliness after the past eight weeks – wall-related injuries and all. Life’s too short to be without it.

 

 

 

4/5

 

 

By Frankie Parham

 

 

7:30pm Wed, Thurs, Fri, Sat

2:30pm Sat

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Panel Discussion: The Role of the Art School in the 21st Century, Modern Art Oxford

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Richard Wentworth, Master of the Ruskin School of Drawing and Fine Art, initially seemed slightly taken aback to discover that he was the sole panellist on what was advertised as ‘A Panel Discussion’ of the Role of the Art School in the 21st Century. Yet, with renewed confidence, Wentworth announced that the audience, which was comprised of past and present students of various art schools, art teachers and some very dissatisfied and discontented members of the ‘Artworld’ (the existence of which Richard firmly denies), would be the ‘panel’.

A handout was passed around which detailed the compilation of sixties tracks which Richard had selected to play in the background. With the music in full swing, Wentworth expressed his concern that he was, ‘doomed to prattle about the sixties’ and consequently imparted a detailed, animated depiction of life at art school in the sixties which contained hints of nostalgia. For Wentworth, the sixties was characterised by the fact that it was illegal to be gay, the invention of the mini-skirt, the Profumo affair and the lack of central heating. He attended the Hornsey College of Art, which he described as a fairly radical move. The students didn’t refer to the teachers as ‘Mr’ or ‘Miss’ and he remembers his main activity not as sculpting, painting or carving but as ‘making long bendy things stand’.

 

 

Having provided a thoroughly envious picture of his free and easy time at Hornsey in the late 60s, seeing the likes of The Who live at Goldhawk Road, he opened up the ‘discussion’ to the audience. There emerged varying degrees of satisfaction with the art school. While some current students whined about the degeneration of art schools and described them as ‘disorganised’ and ‘infertile’, others raved about the nourishing ‘space’ (a modish, oft-repeated word) it provided for them to broaden their engaged, curious and inquisitive minds. A major issue of contention stems from the fact that, since the sixties, loans have replaced grants. Consequently, there has been an increased preoccupation with what students ‘get out’ of what was described as a fiscal ‘transaction’. While some complained that the art schools did not ‘forge careers’, the majority seemed to think that this was not, and should not be, the purpose of art schools. There was a rather acute level of tension between the ‘art school for art school’s sake’ contingent and the realist ‘What is the point in an art degree when you end up washing up for the rest of your life?’ argument.

 

 

The audience member who surely stood out in the minds of all was the disappointed, frustrated and, possibly disillusioned gentleman who had spent 1968-75 at various art schools only to have been left with an astonishing level of bitterness. For him, art school provided a free, almost fantastical world which could lead to psychological instability. He complained numerous times that the talk hadn’t answered the question of what the role of the art school in the 21st Century was. To an extent, this complaint was justified as the majority of the discussion was spent with people recounting personal experiences rather than directly addressing the question. But the gentleman was after the impossible; he wanted an answer which would both dissolve his deeply entrenched dissatisfaction with art schools and reveal the materialistic, career-orientated benefits of an art school degree. I doubt whether any discussion of the role of the modern day art school would have been able to achieve this.

 

by Francesca Angelini

Concert review: Tomas Gould & John Reid play Schubert, Szymanowski and Schumann

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Holywell Music Room, 2nd March 2008

Wandering past a posterboard for the Holywell Music Room coffee concerts it is easy to feel a twinge of jealous admiration for the pro-active types who forego their Sunday morning torpor for a fix of culture and caffeine. The anxiety is quickly soothed, however, with comforting convictions of this breed’s rarity. How very unnerving then, on one’s first ever venture to this kind of concert, to encounter a room filled with audience members, as it was at last Sunday’s recital featuring violinist Thomas Gould and John Reid on the piano.

On occasions like these an aura of expectation builds and the resulting pressure on the performer can be a little overwhelming, particularly in the amphitheatre-like set up of the Holywell Music Room. From the kick off into Franz Schubert’s Fantasy in C, however, Gould and Reid delivered the goods with finesse. Gould leapt into the piece, communicating an electric spark to the audience whilst maintaining a clarity and smoothness of tone. At the same time, Reid’s sensitively judged rubato and articulation allowed the audience time to soak up every ounce of the highly expressive performance. Equally in the third movement, Gould’s light finger work and buoyancy was matched by Reid’s cascading ripples across the keys.

Their rendition of Karol Szymanowski’s Mythes, Op 30 was possibly even more captivating. The ethereal world of the Greek myths was vividly portrayed by both performers. Reid’s dynamic variety alone was enough to create a narrative in its own right while Gould flicked between the gritty earthiness of the lower strings, and unearthly harmonics, skated out with a touch so delicate that his fingers seemed instead to float, cloud-like, above the surface of the string. This dream-like sense otherworldly was dispelled as Robert Schumann’s Fantasiestucke brought the audience back to their senses. The lyricism of the first two movements was enhanced by Gould’s finely nuanced vibrato and the dialogue between the two: The transfer of the line from piano to violin and vice versa was seamlessly accomplished. The two came together in the last movement with a sharp injection of vigour which gathered up momentum as they hurtled towards the resounding final cadence.

Such an energetic performance, Sunday morning or not, is bound to have anyone skipping down the steps of the Holywell Music Room.”

by Hannah Nepil

The next coffee concert at the Holywell music room is next Sunday, March 9th, at 11.15am, and will feature the Chamber Players performing works by Arensky and Tchaikovsky (tickets available from Tickets Oxford 01865 305305).

Zero-emissions sports car developed

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Oxford University has been involved in the completion of a “zero-emissions” sports car.
 The car, which has a top speed of nearly 100mph, is set to be unveiled at the Geneva motor show.  It is hydrogen powered and produces little noise and only water from its exhaust.
 The light-weight hydrogen fuel cells which power the car were developed by UK firm Qinetiq. The project to build the “Life car” was in part funded by the UK government, has cost £1.9m and has taken nearly three years. It has a range of about 250 miles (400km) and has a top speed of around 90mph (145km/h).
 However, some critics have pointed out that there are a number of difficulties with hydrogen–powered cars. Producing hydrogen by splitting water uses a large amount of electricity, thus the environmental benefits are not immediately obvious. Also there is little infrastructure for refuelling at present.
 As well as Oxford University, a number of other businesses and universities have been involved in the project. Other collaborators on the project were RiverSimple, Cranfield University and Linde AG. The car will be on display at the Geneva Motor Show in Switzerland between 6 and 16 March.
 

COMMENT: Teetotalism Over Temperance

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Drunkenness is unnecessary, morally ambiguous, and often plain repulsive. Not only that, but I think there’s a pretty good case for abstaining from drinking alcohol altogether.

I realise I am hardly taking up a popular stance here but I think this is a sentiment that people of our age are almost too afraid to explore or propagate for fear of being tarnished by the brush of prudishness.

Liberals in the 19th century participated in both the temperance movement and teetotal movement. And yet a movement supporting abstinence from alcohol altogether sounds shocking to most of us today. To say you are teetotaller is often more horrifying than pronouncing yourself as a fructose-intolerant vegan. But is it really so weird?

Imagine a world in which people just didn’t feel the need to consume alcohol at all. Imagine a world in which binge-drinking was unheard of; “drunken mistakes” non-existent and alcoholism a rarity. Imagine a world in which people had fun on a night out without the risk of vomiting, doing something awful, or a looming hangover the next day.

Upon further reflection, it’s not so surprising that liberals strived to free people from (a) the pressures of drinking culture; (b) alcohol companies targeting the poor and (c) the shackles that inevitably strangle the individual’s rationality and morality through alcohol-induced impairment of judgement.

You think you are a free individual when you choose to drink. You are not. In fact, your freedom of choice is significantly distorted by a multiplicity of social pressures. First, we drink because alcohol consumption has been deeply embedded in Western culture. Alcohol is a drug, a dangerous one at that, and yet we are brought up to see its regular usage as a norm.

In fact, it is extremely difficult for us to even envisage a society in which the primary use of alcohol is as an antiseptic. And yet such societies did exist and continue to exist. It has often been argued that if alcohol were discovered today, governments would be loath to allow it to remain legal.

Second, there exists an explicit Drink-To-Have-Fun Myth. This consists of the idea that it is physically impossible to have a good night out without getting tipsy or, as is more often the case, getting completely lashed short of passing out and having your stomach pumped out.

I am walking, talking evidence of the fact that it’s possible to have a fantastic time without touching the substance at all. You may scoff, but I vow that I can chat, joke, laugh and boogie my sober bum off – waking up the next morning without a hangover and with a recollection of the incredible night I’d had – all on apple and mango J20.

Even if my story of alcohol-free raving fails to convince, do you really believe that young people in countries where drinking simply isn’t a cultural norm only rarely have fun? To say that it is impossible to have alcohol-free fun seems to be a self-fulfilling prophecy.

And yet so many of my friends have said to me: “Even if drinking isn’t necessary for having fun it’s still helpful when done in moderation. Chocolate isn’t necessary, but we still eat it because it tastes nice.” But the thing about alcohol is that it necessarily entails a slippery slope.

When you drink, you are not automatically under one of two categories: ‘the person who has drunk in moderation’ and ‘the person who is drunk’. In fact there often exists a slimy, grey area between the two states; an area that is difficult to identify precisely because it is different for different people. Drunkenness is a question of degree – the more you drink the further away you move on this scale from the point of soberness.

The simple fact is that alcohol is risky. Everyone is at risk of becoming an alcoholic. Indeed, some of the most intelligent people have unwittingly fallen into the trap of alcoholism. This is because alcohol is fundamentally addictive. With chocolate, there is no slippery slope; there is no ‘risk’ of eating too much.

Next, the individual. Getting drunk is bad because it morally compromises the individual, making it easier for a person to make choices that they would deem immoral or unreasonable had they been sober.Alcohol is said to switch off the part of the brain which controls judgement. When your judgement is impaired, you do stupid things, sometimes immoral things, for which you can hardly be held fully responsible once in a state of intoxication.

But one thing for which you can be held responsible is getting yourself in that state to begin with. Getting hammered to such an extent that you’re impinging on other people’s freedoms: ruining a friend’s night, who feels obliged to look after you, groping random bystanders, sporadically imposing your vomit on something or someone, intoxicating yourself to such an extent that you can be said to have no control over what it is you are doing.

Surely to allow yourself to get into such a state is wrong. And this isn’t even the worst of what alcohol does to you.

Even so, I often hear, “But Henny, moderate drinking is good for your health, it reduces the risk of coronary heart disease.” Well let’s place this in context.

According to an article medically reviewed by Dr Rob Hicks, alcohol consumption has been linked to increased risk of mouth, pharyngeal and oesophageal cancers, colorectal and breast cancer, high blood pressure, gastrointestinal complications (such as gastritis, ulcers and liver disease), and the depletion of certain vitamins and minerals.

Furthermore, even if the risk of coronary heart disease is truly the bane of your existence, then investment in regular exercise and reducing salt and cholesterol levels in your diet can be an alternative well worthy of consideration.

Let’s look at the social consequences of alcohol. It is said that three-quarters of those who go to A&E on a weekend night are there because of alcohol related injuries. Society has to pay for this through tax, other patients in need of help suffer as a result of increased waiting times and limited resources, and that’s not even taking into account the people who are physically hurt or intimidated by random drunks in the street.

If you don’t like what alcohol does to society, if you don’t like the fact that it serves as a catalyst to things such as domestic violence and rape, then rather than saying, “Well I am never going to beat my spouse or rape someone so for me it is fine,” why not boycott the substance that facilitates such abhorrent acts, even if it does not directly cause them?

Banning the consumption of alcohol would be both illiberal and unlikely to work. But I would say that just because something is legal, doesn’t mean it is right and that we should do it.

On the whole, alcohol is a substance that isn’t great – not for society, not your health or your moral integrity. It isn’t even necessary for having a good time. Perhaps then, as the liberals of the 21st century, we should seriously consider resisting the social pressures that induce us to drink.

A culture in which more and more people abstain from drinking alcohol altogether necessarily leads to a society in which drunkenness and alcoholism are a rarity.

In abstaining from drink, we ourselves can become the change we want to see in society, and in doing so, liberate ourselves from the social pressures which lead us to drink at all. The very, very least we can do is to take a principled stance against getting drunk.

Liveblogging: Texas and Ohio returns

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Up next we have Wyoming (on Saturday), and Mississippi (next Tuesday) where Obama is expected to win. The big challenge ahead is quite a way off – Pennsylvania on April 22nd. In the intervening period both campaigns are going to have to find a way to build some fresh momentum. Expect the recent negative attacks from the Clinton side to continue – they’ve proved reasonably successful – while Obama will have to tread a fine line as a campaign that has tended to shy away from more negative tactics. As this race continues I’ll be continuing to blog about the campaigns so stay right here with Cherwell online for the latest analysis.

 

02:52:33 – We’re over two hours in and it now looks like Clinton will win Ohio though the size of the win is currently anyone’s guess. Texas meanwhile looks very, very tight. With 5% in Obama still has a 7-point lead. However this is skewed by early voting so we don’t yet know how closely this ties to the final results. In Ohio, with 21% or results in, Hillary leads by 20 points but the networks are yet to call it in her favour, suggesting that it is closer than it looks. This is partly the result of the rural areas which heavily favour Clinton tending to report earlier than urban areas. The major cities are yet to return any results. A CNN exit poll gave Hillary the narrowest of victories (3%) in both Texas and Ohio.

As McCain takes to the podium I’m heading to bed but I’ll be back in the morning to roundup the rest of tonight’s action and to reflect on the final tallies.

 

02:36:45 – Obama has a 7-point lead with 4% reporting in Texas. With 14% of results in Clinton has a surprisingly large 22-point lead.

 

02:27:00 – Rhode Island has been called for Hillary Clinton by MSNBC. She was expected to win the New England state but the relatively small margin of victory may be some cause for concern.

 

02:19:17 – Huckabee is speaking. With an extended baseball metaphor he says he tried his hardest; he ‘gave it his best.’ Huckabee confirms he has made a concession call to McCain and calls for party unity.

 

02:09:18 – Clinton is leading in Ohio 2:1 with less than 1% reporting. A bias in the early reporting of rural vs. urban areas means that Clinton will do better early on than when the final results are in.

 

02:05:36 – With no confirmed winners in Texas or Ohio yet The Washington Post has an interesting article which suggests that 2/3rds of Democrats would support the continuation of Hillary’s bid if she wins one of the states. Should she lose both only 49% would support a continuation.

 

02:00:57 – Polls shut everywhere. CNN projects McCain will win Rhode Island, providing enough delegates to secure the GOP nomination. No call for Hillary yet in Rhode Island.

 

01:57:30 – Lots of result predictions are coming in on the email. If any of you want to put your money where your mouth is George is back with the latest odds. Hillary is 1-14 to win Ohio and is also favourite in Rhode Island. Obama meanwhile is ‘clear favourite’ in Texas at 2-9 as well as in Vermont. No surprise with the latter in each case but the strength with which they are respectively favoured in Ohio and Texas is surprising.

 

01:53:24 – According to the blogosphere (yes, I stole that word. And it’s still horrible) Huckabee will be waving goodbye to the campaign in the next half hour or so with a concession speech and an endorsement of John McCain. Perhaps McCain won’t need to reach 1,191 delegates to wrap up the nomination for certain tonight after all.

 

01:48:51 – George asks: "Does Barack stand a chance in Ohio?" It’s a good question but at this point, with some precincts still open after the extension, it really is too early to call. I would speculate however that Hillary is going to win Ohio by a relatively small margin (five points max), which compared to the 20-point lead she held a few weeks ago isn’t great, but will certainly be enough for her to claim victory. Clinton will say she has halted Barack’s momentum and will live to fight another day. When it gets down to delegate counts in the long run however a mere five-point lead may prove much more damaging. George also reports that on Betfair right now Obama is 5-1 to win Ohio.

 

01:41:58 – On the Fox News web stream the pundits are addressing the question of the superdelegates. This is an issue which was very prominent across the networks a few weeks ago, but which has since died down. Many suggested that Hillary would look to use the superdelegates to win the nomination. However, with most voters making it clear in polling data that they feel the superdelegates should back the winner of the primaries and caucuses it looks less and less likely that this will be a viable strategy should it become necessary. It is simply viewed as undemocratic.

 

01:34:13 – Lots more speculation that the Democrat fight is going to continue "to Pennsylvania and North Carolina" according to Fox News. It does seem increasingly likely that – though the polls are still open in Texas – Ohio and Texas will be reasonably close. If that happens Obama won’t be able to knock out Hillary tonight and Hillary will be able to claim ‘victory,’ sufficient at least to keep her fighting into April. The New York Times certainly thinks Hillary is going to fight on; she’s saying she’s ‘just warming up.’

 

01:25:51 – Very little happening at the moment and Fox News have taken to showing off their interactive tv wall in an effort to keep the viewers excited. Their 24-style countdown clock to 2am (9ET – polls closing time) is quite cool though. Obama leads in Texas 58% to 41% with over 700,000 votes in from Texas but nothing is being called as not all of the precincts in the Lone Star state are closed.

 

01:10:17 – Exit polls from Texas c/o Fox News: Those who made their decisions in the last 3 days overwhelmingly went for Hillary Clinton. This perhaps in response to the already famous red phone ad which plays on terror fears and the consistent perception from voters that Hillary Clinton is more experienced and better equipped to deal with national security. Barack tried to mount a response, pointing particularly to his opposition to the Iraq war as proof of his better judgment. If this polling data holds up it would appear that this approach hasn’t worked.

 

Some precincts will stay open in the city of Cleveland until 2am. No results can be run until all the polls are closed so consider the final Ohio result to be pushed back another hour.

 

01:06:33 – This is definitely going to be a long night now so settle in. The networks are reporting that the secretary of state has asked for polls to remain open in one Ohio county until 2am. No clear answers for a while then, but Fox News have got Karl Rove (strategy guru to President Bush) waxing lyrical and O’Reilly’s up soon so what’s not to like?

 

01:02:05 – All killer no filler right here so as we wait for some actual results to come in it’s time to get you lot involved. This story , which suggests that Hillary’s campaign doctored footage of Barack to make him appear blacker, is presented for your viewing pleasure courtesy of everyone’s favourite Isis editor, while reader Mohsin Khan offers his two cents. He says, "I reckon Obama’s not going to win in either Texas or Ohio tonight. A shame, as two days ago I would have him given him Texas nicely. We’ll see." Keep the comments coming.

 

00:47:20 – A word on the Texas voting format: Texas is highly unusual in that it holds both a primary and a caucus with voters able to participate in both. It is only the results of the primary which are expected this evening. The caucuses, worth 64 of the 193 pledged Texan delegates, will not report this evening. Of course, Obama has consistently performed much better than Hillary in caucuses since Iowa so expect him to do slightly better in delegates than tonight’s results suggest in the long run.

 

Meanwhile, Fox News are covering a story that the Obama campaign is applying right now to a Federal Judge for some of the polls in Ohio to be kept open longer over suggestions that in some places ballots ran out.

 

And for those who are interested this website is providing exit poll data as it comes in.

 

00:42:17 – Polls close in Texas and Rhode Island at 2am for those asking. If you want to get in touch leave a comment or click on my name to send an email.

 

00:38:33 – The polls in Vermont closed thirty-eight minutes ago and all the major networks called it for Barack immediately as expected. The margin however is very large: 30 points plus. Polls in Ohio have now closed but don’t expect results too soon. There are still paper ballots in some parts of the state and counting will be very slow. Meanwhile Ohio and Vermont have been called for McCain.

 

00:25:24Will she stay or will she go?

 

So here’s the deal with what’s at stake today for the Democrats. 4 states will be voting: Vermont (15 pledged delegates, 8 unpledged), Rhode Island (21, 11), Texas (193, 35) and Ohio (141,20). In the most recent polls Barack and Hillary have been statistically tied in Texas, with Hillary slightly ahead in Ohio. Obama is expected to win Vermont, while Rhode Island seems wrapped up for Hillary.

 

Bill Clinton said last week that Hillary must win Texas and Ohio if she is to win the nomination but the Clinton campaign has since backed down from this. It’s going to take a Barack sweep in Texas and Ohio to knock Hillary out of the way in the next few days. I was going to lay out all the possible outcomes and what they would mean at this point, but The Guardian have already done it better, so just look at that. While I’m passing on links here’s a great breakdown of the messages and visuals behind the various campaign ads of the 2008 primary season.

 

For the Republicans John McCain is expected to pick up the vast majority of delegates as the presumptive nominee.

 

Christ Church win University Challenge

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Christ Church have beaten Sheffield in the University Challenge final, which was aired on BBC2 last night.
 The final score was 220 points to 170.
 Over 200 teams from around the country entered this year's competition, but only 28 were selected to compete in the televised stages.
 This is the 14th time an Oxford college has won since the programme began in 1963, compared with 6 wins for Cambridge.
 
 
 
 

They float in the breeze…

“I am convinced that we can eliminate single-use disposable bags altogether, in favour of long-lasting and more sustainable alternatives”-Prime Minister Brown

Although this sounds quite good, it does pose the question, what, exactly, is a “single-use disposable bag”? By usage, it seems to refer to free plastic bags you get from supermarkets. Many dog owners might dispute the concept that these bags are single use, and I myself quite like them for putting trainers in after a game of football.

I also used a plastic bag to keep the saddle of by bike dry when I had to leave it out in rain. It is, however, an indisputable fact that the majority of plastic bags obtained from the various supermarkets across the world do end up being thrown away once used to take the shopping home. What then is the overall effect of this waste?

Less that 0.03% of all the waste that goes into a landfill comes from plastic bags, so one might be forgiven for asking why this should be such a central element of the Government’s environmentally themed speeches.

I have tried the majority of the alternatives to the plastic bag. So far, I have generally felt that most of them are inadequate. The trusty backpack was used until a packet of Chicken Tikka Massala sauce leaked all over its insides. To this day, almost a year later, the bag still smells of stale curry.

I have bought quite a few of the re-usable green bags, and have found them brilliant for taking glass to the bottle bank, they do however tend to retain the smells of whatever you put into them. Invariably, however, one rarely remembers to bring them shopping and ends up using the oh-so-conveniently positioned disposables, warranting disapproving looks from environmentally-friendly lookers-on.

I find it rather irksome that I should be treated like I have personally poured a 50-gallon drum of DDT into the river Cherwell. The elderly, in particular, tend to chide one about not doing their bit for the environment. That seams rather hypocritical as the amount of CO2 released by them driving to the shop would be worth nearly my volume in shopping bags. That this is missing from their distorted perspective of reality does not seem so surprising.

Going back to the age of fossils, why not offer paper bags instead of plastic ones? Well, for a start plastic bags take 40% less energy to make and release 70% fewer atmospheric emissions, and as only ~5% of the UK’s energy comes from renewable sources, this would have a much greater detrimental effect on the globes atmosphere. They would also create 5 times the volume of waste.

As there is a considerable paucity of composting heaps in household gardens, it seems likely that this waste would end up in the landfills all the same and thereby circumvent the supposed reduction in waste volume. They are also less popular with the consumer due to the propensity for breaking, spilling the shopping all over the path. The only real advantage is that they will decompose in a relatively short period of time.

This being said, I do fully support efforts to reduce the usage of plastic bags for ecological rather than atmospheric reasons. A colossal amount of plastic, especially from plastic bags, find its way to the seas of the world. According the United Nations Environment Programme, there are 46,000 pieces of plastic rubbish per square mile. This is thought to lead to more that a million birds and 100,000 marine animals, such as turtles, dying each year due to eating, or getting entangled in, plastic.

The imposition of a tax of approximately 22 cents upon each plastic bag used in the Republic of Ireland has led to a reduction of almost 90% in the last 5 years. Surely, an imposition of a similar system in the UK would do wonders in reducing the wasteful use of plastic bags. I would be willing to pay 10 pence for each bag, so long as society doesn’t make me a pariah for daring to be forgetful.

by Stephan Elschenbroich