Monday 30th June 2025
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Oxford’s deathtrap – the semi-pedestrianised nightmare

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To take a stroll down the quaint New College Lane, to bask in the beauty of a summertime stroll along the canal, to ponder (or procrastinate) your upcoming tutorial while promenading down Broad Street is what it means to truly enjoy being here at this university. What is equally quintessential, but far less enjoyable, is the nightmare that brutally tears you out of your daydream – the cyclist.

It was only the other day that I was nearly turned into a road traffic statistic by an overly-keen two-wheeled menace on Turl Street. After having exchanged some choice words with this Evel Knievel wannabe, I strutted off, indignant (and looking rather undignified). However, after having gotten over the loathing I felt at the gall of the cyclist, who had not only nearly hit me but had dared to complain about my simple existence, I gradually turned towards a different conclusion. I realised that delightful interactions such as these are neither the fault of the cyclist nor the pedestrian, rather are the result of a structural issue that Oxford faces as a semi-pedestrianised city.

Oxford is undeniably a city of bikes. Before the current station was built, you would walk out of the building only to be confronted by a sea of bikes chained up. Thankfully this is no longer the case, but given that the number of bikes being ridden across the city has increased with the expanded student population, it seems that this problem is not going to go away. They are without a doubt useful, I will concede, and I myself have even found myself borrowing one of the college bikes and riding it up to the sports ground whenever I have felt the need to terrorise my peers with some truly dire cricket or football. 

The issue is not the existence of bikes (nor pedestrians) but rather the fact that many of the roads, especially in the city centre, have become near impossible to navigate because of the lack of clarity over who belongs where. Trying to cross Broad Street has become akin to the Herculean task that Hannibal faced when he crossed the Alps. As previously mentioned, Turl Street is another minefield, along with Cornmarket Street (despite the fact that bikes are supposedly banned there). The issue is that no one space is properly delineated for either form of transport. Queen Street, running along the main entrance to Westgate, is the most egregious offender of this battle for priority. Buses, bikes, pedestrians, horses – anything goes.

While it is a worthy effort to try and cut Oxford’s emissions and make the city a generally more pleasant and less polluted place to walk around, the issue with the current halfway house is that it fails to be one thing or another. By failing to clearly indicate which spaces are to be used by bikes or pedestrians (let alone buses!), Oxford has found itself with several streets that are more a test of endurance and agility than enjoyable places to find oneself walking down. If we want to pedestrianise, then we must pedestrianise properly.

A ‘Closer’ look at intimacy in Labyrinth’s new production

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Labyrinth Production’s upcoming production of Patrick Marber’s Closer is a novel step up in the kinds of physical and emotional intensity that the Oxford student drama scene has previously engaged with. The play follows the intertwined lives of Alice (Catherine ‘Catty’ Claire Williams-Boyle), Dan (Vasco Faria), Anna (Vita Hamilton) and Larry (Robert Wolfreys) in their flirtations, affairs, and entanglements with each other over the years, as they fall in and out of love again and again, breaking each other’s hearts. 

Directed by Rosie Morgan-Males and produced by Natascha Norton, Closer brings a distinctly challenging level of intimacy for the cast and crew to contend with. Luckily, I had the chance to sit in on one of their rehearsals, and chat with the team about how they were able to deal with the difficulties. 

From the moment I stepped into Cohen’s Quad in Exeter, it was clear that Rosie ran a strict rehearsal room, but the cast and crew were still very comfortable with each other; they jokingly reminded each other to “lock in, lock in” before the start of a scene. After one-and-a-half hours of intense rehearsal, in which the cast scream, fight, and betray each other in character, the return to a strong sense of camaraderie when we sat down for an interview, although abrupt to me, seemed to come very naturally to the cast. 

When I asked them to talk about the scenes they had just been rehearsing, for example, Vasco started providing a comprehensive summary of the plot intricacies, before the other members of the cast started ribbing him to cut it short. 

“I think from a dramaturgical point of view…” Rosie interrupted, as the rest of the cast laughed, “…it’s the first time that we see a scene that has all four [characters] in it. It’s the first time you can go, ‘oh, okay, I see two relationships side by side; how are they different, how are they going to cross?’”

“If Scene Five is like planting the seeds of the contracts that need to be made,” Catty also explained, “when you enter into Scene Six, those contracts are being finalized and you can see the dissolution of everything, which is then to be rebuilt in Act Two.”

The cast’s easy ability to transition from the heavy, emotionally intense scenes they’d been practicing to the light-hearted joking typical in rehearsal rooms was partly due to the help they’d had from a professional intimacy coordinator, Lex. Some of the cast had worked with her before on Labyrinth’s previous production, Julie. About this previous experience, Catty told Cherwell: “It makes you feel more comfortable, having someone to process your thoughts [with]… It’s easier for me to commit to what I have to do if I have this very professional presence guiding the room.”

For this play in particular, working with a coordinator had also improved their performances outside of specific intimate moments. “If you’re sort of fussing about leaning the right way and moving your hand here and there without feeling completely comfortable,” Vasco explained, “it can actually disrupt the rest of your performance because you’re too worried about that.”

Like line deliveries and stage blocking, moments of intimacy were also closely choreographed by the cast and crew. I got a first-hand insight into this during the earlier rehearsal, where the entire cast spent five minutes critically refining a brush of a hand across someone’s cheek. The level of attention to detail stood out to me, as well as the types of language these discussions contained; Rosie had an emphasis on asking how a scene ‘felt’ to actors, rather than just telling them how it looked. 

This was also based on advice from the intimacy coordinator: “My favorite thing that Lex does, that not all intimacy coordinators do, is the ‘tap out’ at the end. …[When] you tap out, it’s not a conversation between me and the actors of ‘how did it look’; it’s a conversation between them in terms of ‘how did you feel in that moment?’

“It means that everyone is on that constant page of communication without shaming anyone if something slips up and goes wrong. It’s about putting precautions in place… Even if you’re not doing intimacy at that moment, the play is so emotionally vulnerable that it’s just a really good practice [to have] in place.”

Among other things, Closer boasts an all-star cast of OUDS BNOCs. Not only have many of them acted together in other major student productions, like Matchbox Production’s Moth and Clarendon Production’s Les Liaisons Dangereuses, but their skills as actors have already been well-recognised, and are particularly well-suited for this play. 

“I just want to make people feel things, you know,” Rosie explained. “And I think we have a really strong pool of actors who are really good at this psychological-realism [in] theatre.”

Because of this, the staging for this production of Closer has been deliberately stripped-back, allowing the audience to focus on the lust, tension, love, and betrayal between the four characters in the play. In Rosie’s words: “It’s a real actors’ play. They don’t really have anything to hide behind.” I asked if this stylistic choice, or any of their acting choices, had been affected by previous performances of the cult classic; many of them had watched the movie before, but felt that this production was still distinctive. 

“There’s a lot of stretch with the characters,” Rob said. “They’re a bit like archetypes and hopefully we’re doing something more fresh. 

“I grew up with it being one of my favourite films, but… I don’t feel particularly attached to it,” Vita agreed. “[This production] does feel nice and fresh and like we’re building something new.”

When I asked what highlights the audience might be able to look for, there were audible groans from all of the cast. 

“Every single scene?” Rosie suggested. 

For many of them, it seemed to be the play’s realism that stood out most. “It’s not boring, but it is long,” Vita promised, “and there are only four characters, there’s not a [big] set, so you really do just sit with [the story].”

“Which I think is one of the most cathartic experiences you can have,” Rosie added. “When else does that happen?”

For Vasco, it was the time scale of the play that was unique: “It spans across 10 years, and [you’re] getting snapshots of key events. It feels like you’re living a whole lifetime with them… For the audience – we’re young, we’re students, we have our whole life ahead of us – it’s a cool way to see what’s going to happen.” After this response, he seemed to remember the full events of the play, and jokingly added, “Hopefully not quite that.”

Aside from a forward-looking view, Closer also seemed to reflect past experiences that audience members might share. “No matter who comes to see it, they’ll find a character that they intensely relate to and identify with,” Catty told Cherwell. “And I think that everyone will leave having felt a bit like something in their life was just represented for them.”

“If you’ve ever been broken up with or broken up with someone,” came the final word from Rosie, “this play is literally for you.” 

Labyrinth Production’s staging of Closer will be running at the Michael Pilch Studio from 21st-24th May

Christ Church proposes construction of new graduate centre

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Christ Church has proposed the refurbishment and extension of the Faculty of Music building on St Aldate’s in central Oxford. Once the Faculty moves to the new Stephen A. Schwarzman Centre for the Humanities, the College aims to repurpose the building into a graduate accommodation complex. Christ Church is in the process of acquiring the site, which is currently owned by the University.

The building concerned was designed in 1936 by neo-vernacular architect Hubert Worthington, and was previously used as student accommodation before becoming the home of the Music Faculty in 1981. The redevelopment would largely retain the existing structure, although the plans include fairly significant “filling in” of the existing silhouette, and redevelopment would raise the height of some more modern additions to the building.

The building is not listed but is a part of the Central (City and University) Conservation Area. Christ Church has stated that the scheme has been “carefully designed to respect the historic character of the area”. While the extensions to the building have a more modern style, their materials and silhouette have been selected to fit into the site’s existing appearance.

Christ Church have stated that the proposal intends to expand its College-provided accommodation, saving graduates the inconvenience of dealing with the private rental market, and providing “stable, fairly priced housing”. They hope that this will encourage graduates to engage more fully in college life, and will support “research, collaboration, and community-building”.

The proposed plans would replace Music faculty meeting rooms, offices, and practice rooms with en-suite graduate studios, each with its own kitchenette and double bed. As proposed, the redeveloped site would contain 62 such studios, two of which have been marked out as accessible. Accessible rooms are larger than standard, and are designed so that the students using them can have carers in adjacent studios if necessary. The building would also contain a variety of communal spaces and practice rooms.

Sustainability is a focus of the proposed design. The plans highlight spaces for biodiversity on the site as well as incorporating a rainwater garden, energy efficient fittings, solar panels, a heat pump, and a large number of bike spaces. Christ Church rated the project as falling within the standards of “Best Practice”, measured against its own Responsible Ownership Policy for Property (ROPP). Carolyn Puddicombe, Christ Church’s Director of Planning and Housing, told Cherwell that the ROPP was put in place by the college to balance the Environmental, Social, and Governance criteria for its invested endowment.

A Christ Church spokeswoman told Cherwell: “The proposed Christ Church Graduate Centre at St Aldates aims to create a high quality, sustainable, and well-integrated residential environment to meet the needs of the college’s graduate community. It will allow Christ Church to expand graduate numbers and provide a higher proportion of graduate accommodation than can currently be offered.

“This work has been carefully designed to respect the historic character of the area, responding sensitively to the surrounding context while delivering modern, functional, and high grade living spaces.” 

Christ Church is currently in pre-planning discussion with Oxford City Council, and hopes to obtain planning permission over the summer. According to the proposal, work on the new graduate centre could be complete as early as the beginning of 2028, meaning it could begin full operation in the 2028-2029 academic year.
Cherwell has approached the Music Faculty and the Oxford Preservation Trust for comment.

Oxford’s DPIR issues guidance on US travel for students

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Guidance on travel to the US has been shared with all postgraduate students in the Department of Politics and International Relations (DPIR) at Oxford University in light of recent measures which have increased checks on those travelling to the country.

This follows revisions by the UK Foreign Office of its US travel advisory after the detainment of a British national for over ten days at the border.

The document distributed by the DPIR notes that the country’s Customs and Border Protection (CBP) has the authority to examine electronic devices owned by those crossing the border, even those belonging to people not suspected of breaking the law or posing a threat to national security.

It advises students to only bring necessary devices, to remove sensitive data and apps that collect such data from their phones where possible, and to store all important files on a device separate from the one they are travelling with. It also recommends that students do not argue with CBP officers or attempt to interfere with the examinations.

Moreover, Information Security (InfoSec) at Oxford recommends that those considered to be at a high risk of inspection remove Outlook, OneDrive, and other related accounts from their phones and laptops, in order to reduce the likelihood of compromised research integrity or a data breach.

The guidance also encourages those travelling to the US on business to ensure that they have sufficient insurance and to book their flights through authorised channels such as Key Travel. It also recommends that students devote sufficient time to the preparation of their travel applications, as complications relating to the Electronic System for Travel Authorization (ESTA) and visa applications can lead to foreign nationals being denied entry.

In an executive order issued on 20th January, President Trump declared that the Secretary of State would henceforth “vet and screen to the maximum degree possible all aliens who intend to be admitted [to] the United States.”

Following this directive, the Trump Administration revoked the visas of over 1,000 international students across over 280 universities around the country. Additionally, multiple international students and faculty members were forcibly detained by Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) officers.

Those targeted had generally either faced prior criminal charges for offences like speeding and drunk driving or else had publicly expressed views that were critical of Israel. As a consequence, several international students left the US voluntarily owing to their fears that they might ultimately face deportation.

On 25th April, after over 100 lawsuits were filed by the students concerned, the Trump Administration reversed the decision to repeal the visas. 

However, the US Justice Department has declared that ICE still has the authority to terminate records on the Student and Exchange Visitor Information System (SEVIS), a database which includes the visa statuses of international students. Moreover, several students, including the activist Mahmoud Khalil, are still being detained and processed for deportation.

The Head of the DPIR, Dave Doyle, told Cherwell: “The travel guidance we issued was in response to queries from students and staff. 

“This guidance stressed that the risk of any incident at the US border remains very low but all those travelling to the US should be cognisant of increased enforcement at border points and it pointed travellers to the latest guidance from the University’s Information Security Team.

“Our students and faculty travel all over the world, and we offer all of them the same support as part of our risk assessment and travel insurance procedures.”

Oxford study to explore treatments relating to bipolar disorder

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Oxford Health NHS Foundation Trust is set to conduct a study exploring the treatment options for depressive symptoms related to bipolar disorder. The ASCEnD study will be carried out by the Mental Health Research Delivery Team and is scheduled to end in August 2026. Currently, ongoing recruitment of participants for the study is taking place to conduct the open-labelled, randomised controlled trial.

As of now, 5 participants have been screened and recruited for the study. Volunteers must be over 18 years old, diagnosed with bipolar disorder, and experiencing depressive symptoms. Shun Yan Toto To, clinical research facilitator, told Cherwell that the Oxford Health NHS Foundation Trust is “continuously working hard with different primary and secondary care to optimise recruitment.”

The ASCEnD study aims to determine whether a combination of Aripiprazole and Sertraline “offers superior clinical and cost effectiveness compared with current standard treatment”, such as just using Quetiapine, to mitigate bipolar depression. Current treatments have their limitations, and bipolar depression still has significant morbidity and mortality. 

Shun Yan Toto To, told Cherwell that if the combination of Aripiprazole and Sertraline proves to be safer and more tolerable, “it could represent an impactful shift in how it can be appropriately initiated in primary care.”

If the new treatment is successful it has the potential to reduce significant delays in the provision of secondary care input, such as psychiatrists or specialised clinics. Overall it may enhance “patient’s access to an effective and safe treatment option via their GP, and improve the quality of life of themselves and their carers”.

The Oxford NHS Foundation Trust study is a part of a larger project, the ASCEnD trial, in which 8 other NHS Trusts will be involved. The trial will consist of 270 adults with bipolar depression, who will be observed for 24 weeks with questionnaires assessing any longer-term improvement on depressive symptoms, quality of life, and costs.

First indigenous female student to be awarded posthumous MPhil

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The University of Oxford is set to award an MPhil in Anthropology to Māori scholar, Makereti Papakura, nearly a century after she began her studies. Makereti, also known as Maggie, is believed to be the first indigenous woman to matriculate to Oxford University, in 1922. She passed away in 1930, just weeks before presenting her thesis. 

Makereti conducted her research at the Pitt Rivers Museum, with the Society of Home Students (now St Anne’s College). Her scholarship centred on the customs of the Te Arawa people from a female perspective, with a particular focus on genealogy, childhood rituals, and domestic life. It combined academic research with her personal experiences in the rural community of Parekarangi. She also detailed observations from areas where she had worked as a tour guide prior to attending Oxford. 

With the permission of family members, Makereti’s friend and Rhodes scholar Thomas Kenneth Pinniman published her thesis eight years after her death. The Old Time Māori marked the first extensive work of ethnographic scholarship by a Māori author, and has been celebrated for combining formal academic study with an observational perspective. 

In recognition of her contribution to anthropology and indigenous academia, the Oxford School of Anthropology and Museum Ethnography submitted a request to grant Makereti a posthumous MPhil. The request, supported by St Anne’s College and the Pitt Rivers Museum, was then approved by the university’s education committee. The degree will be formally awarded by Vice Chancellor Irene Tracey at a ceremony later this year in the Sheldonian Theatre. Members of Makereti’s family are expected to attend. 

Professor Clare Harris, head of the school of anthropology and museum ethnography, praised Makereti as an “inspiring figure, not only to many in Aotearoa New Zealand but to students and scholars around the world.”

Māori artist and guide June Northcroft Grant spoke on behalf of Makereti’s family: “We are grateful to Oxford University for this tribute to Makereti’s memory and to all those who have supported her story in the years since her passing.

“It is a testament to the lasting power of education, culture and the determination of one woman to ensure that Maori stories would not be forgotten.”

Student Union co-CEO to leave in June

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Emilie Tapping, co-CEO of Oxford SU, announced her resignation last week, with a plan to leave in June after a year in post. Formerly CEO of Oxford Brookes Students’ Union, Tapping joined Oxford SU in June 2024 and oversaw a transformation period which produced a “flat structure” of four officer roles and a “conference of commons rooms” model. 

In a LinkedIn post, Tapping said: “this project hasn’t always been popular, I guess change never is, but I am so proud of what we’ve achieved in such a short space of time and in an organisation once referred to as ‘like the supertanker stuck in the Suez Canal except it’s been 800 years and no-one ever leaves’.” 

In March, Cherwell obtained SU budgetary documents for 2025-26 which revealed that Tapping, alongside her co-CEO Nikki Smith, were paid a combined salary of £187,827. The 2022-23 CEO position was previously held by one person with an unburdened salary range of £53,348-£61,818, according to job adverts. SU campaigns, such as Class Act, received £500 each. 

Other difficult moments include the resignation of Dr Addi Haran, former SU President, citing “institutional malpractice” and “efforts to obstruct student engagement”. 

Tapping also previously worked in the Arts Students’ Union and the LSESU, and will now join the National Union of Students (NUS) Charity as Deputy CEO. 

While formally leaving in June, Cherwell understands that she will support the new officer team throughout July in their new roles. 

In a statement, an SU spokesperson told Cherwell: “We are incredibly grateful to Emilie Tapping for the significant work she has put into her role at the SU over the past year.  

“Emilie originally joined Oxford SU for a fixed period to support Oxford SU’s Transformation programme. We wish her all the best as she moves on to her new role in July as Deputy CEO of the National Union of Students (NUS), where she will continue her important work of improving student representation at a nationwide level. 

“Emilie has been working in tandem with the Sabbatical Officers, SU staff team, and the student Transformation Taskforce & Transformation Committee to support Oxford SU’s transition. Her work, which has included reviews of all aspects of the organisation, has laid the foundation for the next stages of a Transformed SU. 

“Nikki Smith will remain as Oxford SU’s permanent CEO, working closely with the Sabbatical Officers to deliver on their priorities. She has worked in the higher education sector for more than ten years, has served alongside Emilie as co-CEO since January, and prior to this held the post of Interim CEO from Feb 2024.”

LinkedIn is a Faustian bargain

There are some truths about the world which are both obvious and yet rarely addressed. That social media is, in fact, deeply antisocial is one such truth. Long gone are the days when my Instagram or Facebook feeds were filled with wholesome photos of an old friend’s summer holidays, the works of an artist I had followed or some beaming celebrity. Here to stay are the literally endless reels, the brain rot memes, and the armies of bots ready to dispense opinions on anything from the Russian invasion of Ukraine to their lord and saviour, Donald J. Trump. What was once expected to be a vehicle for truth has become a tool for lies and conspiracy at such a rapid rate that it is impossible to combat with the truth. What was once a tool for keeping in touch with friends has become a tool for cramming as many thirty second clips as possible into every minute of your day.

And yet, despite being such an obvious problem it manages, for multiple reasons, to avoid any useful scrutiny. Firstly, social media is an extremely useful tool for all of the people who would otherwise be able to use their platform to criticise it. When so much news is borrowed from Twitter (currently known as X), structural criticism of the social media platform itself gets forgotten. Only an idiot would take to social media to tell everyone how bad it is. Further, actual criticism of social media is often insincere, based more on political affiliation than any genuine principles. Right wing opinion of Twitter, at least in the US, seemingly flipped after Musk’s takeover in 2022, despite free speech on the platform having suffered since. Finally, so much of the criticism of social media is focused on the personal rather than the political, advising individual embargos on shortform content or a 30 day dopamine detox.

Only one social media platform poses a truly interesting personal dilemma. A social media site which is, on the one hand, worse for your mental health than any of those mentioned above, especially prone to causing depression and imposter syndrome but which, on the other hand, significantly improves your job prospects and gives you the opportunity to humblebrag about your latest internship (without mentioning, of course, that you were really just doing odd jobs for your Uncle Jeff). In many ways, LinkedIn has the perfect business model. It has managed to make itself an important, if not indispensable, tool in job applications, actively promoted by schools, universities and hiring managers. An applicant without a LinkedIn account is at an undeniable disadvantage when faced with a veteran LinkedIn warrior.

Yet what is a perfect business model for Microsoft is a poisonous cocktail for the consumer. Instagram is often rightly accused of perpetuating unhealthy expectations. But LinkedIn is far worse in this regard. Every single post is geared to make you look like a dream employee. Even posts about mental health and the damage that a social media might have on consumers are framed so as to be appealing to recruiters. (‘People who discuss their mental health on LinkedIn are shunned but I alone am brave enough to do it anyway’.) With this in mind, it is hardly surprising when studies demonstrate the harm that LinkedIn has on its users. In being so obvious, it manages to be the perfect Faustian Bargain. Will you trade your mental health for better employment prospects, your soul for material wealth? 

Mephistopheles will see you now.

Review: Cyrano de Bergerac – ‘A clever adaptation of a timeless play’

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I’m ashamed to admit I almost mistake Cuigy (Kate Burke) and Brissaille (Nancy Gittus) for incredibly dapper audience members before the play begins. The sweet jazz that pipes out among the smoke as the audience files in ends up being indicative of the play’s quality: Cyrano is whimsical and delightful, anchored by a showstopping turn from Cameron Maiklem as the titular character. This well-loved play has been adapted many times over the years, but this new show nonetheless stands out.

Saddled with a frankly jaw-dropping amount of monologues to deliver, Maiklem gleefully chews up each and every word with a manic gleam in his eye and an impressive amount of vocal fry. His verbose dismantling of Brissaille is a highlight of the first act as they duel while Cyrano composes a “ballad of a battle between Monsieur de Bergerac and a coxcomb.” On the fly, Brissaille hesitantly asks: “What is that?”

In response, Cyrano says, with the arrogant, enthralling grin of a man who’s better than you and knows it: “The title.” Maiklem is having fun. So, you find, are you. Equally as entertaining is Raguneau (Tristan Hood), a bumbling, generous old pastry chef, at once unfazed and endeared by Cyrano’s dramatics, who delivers a monologue about almond tarts with great gusto, and Ligniere (Ioannis Angelos Karanasios), an ostentatious drunkard. 

Still, any actor who plays Cyrano has to sell to us his vulnerability and insecurity in order for us to buy the entire premise of the play, and Maiklem more than succeeds. It’s impressive how drastically he switches up the timbre of his voice and his stance from Cyrano-in-public to Cyrano-in-private. Gone is the cocksure wordsmith who revels in taking every opportunity to show someone up: in his place is a quiet, self-deprecating man who believes his homeliness bars him from ever finding love, much less that of his cousin Roxane. 

At this point I must give the costuming, which is incredibly clever, a shout out: the crew have dressed the cast in variations of black and white with only accents of red: socks, a rose, a scarf. So when Roxane (Robyn Hayward) makes her first appearance, almost glowing in her red dress, we feel just like Cyrano must: it’s impossible to look away from her. Hayward, too, is excellent as Roxane: her loveliness is often spirited but never cloying, helped by her lilting accent. Christian (Mark van Eykenhof), the last member of this central trio (him, Cyrano, Roxane), completes a trinity of talent with a self-professed “easy military wit” and the familiar, tongue-tied charisma of a lovelorn soldier. 

It’s an old tale: the inarticulate, handsome Christian wants a way to express his reciprocated love for Roxane, and who better to hire than Cyrano? When he flounders in the face of Roxane’s request for eloquence and can summon no more than the simple and eminently obvious I love you, it’s Cyrano who speaks from the shadows, puts poetry in Christian’s mouth that Roxane can’t see from up on her balcony. You feel bad – but for which member of this melancholic trio? 

The play does drag in certain parts: a bit right before the intermission, for instance, where Cyrano impersonates a madman in order to delay De Guiche (Stan Toyne) from interrupting the secret wedding of Christian and Roxane. Maiklem prances around the stage with an affected drawl and a breathy giggle, helped not insubstantially by the smart lighting and sound design of Cayden Ong and Pep Oosterhuis. The whirlwind of almost psychedelic colour and chimes makes full use of the intimacy the Pilch offers and ensures the scene still remains somewhat entertaining; it would have flagged in the hands of lesser cast and crew. 

In such a production, there are still a few things worth singling out. Toyne, for one, whose De Guiche is beleaguered, bitter, and captures all the pitiful misery of finishing third in a two-horse race – yet so helplessly enamoured by Roxane that he somehow acquires a kicked-puppy charm. The sturdiness of Cyrano’s prosthetic nose, for another: it doesn’t budge an inch even though I can see beads of sweat sliding down Maiklem’s face. And though the scenes of battle at Aras are slightly underwhelming despite the actors gamely giving it their all, it’s easy enough to forgive. 

It’s another clever bit of costuming that ties the play’s ending together: the red scarf Cyrano’s been winding around his neck the whole play becomes the blood-soaked bandage wrapped around his fatal head wound. As the lights come up on Cyrano’s surprisingly affecting death I see the director (Lara Machado) smiling from her seat in the front row; she should be. Cyrano de Bergerac takes a script full of sly innuendos and rises to meet it with no small amount of heart and energy. It’s an old play about love rendered new by precisely that – the love you can feel the cast and crew have put into this timeless production. 

Bannister Miles 2025: Four meet the mark again

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Fittingly, it was four runners again who broke Roger Bannister’s four minute mark in the BMC Bannister Miles 2025, the same number that did so last year. The event has been running every year since 2012, other than a brief stint in the virtual world in 2020, as some of the best mile runners across the country gather at Iffley Road athletics track where it all started.

The event is divided into two – elite runners take to the track to test their times, whereas anyone can pay £15 to run a mile that starts on St. Aldates, goes the length of the High Street, and ends on Iffley Road in front of the sports centre. Only a few members of OUAC were registered for the elite races at the track as entrants for the men’s race needed to have a 4:40 mile time already, 5:40 for the women’s equivalent. World Championship Points were on offer, and while no members of OUAC walked away with any of those points, or any prize money for that matter, there were some seriously impressive times put up. 

Alex Gruen and Nick Whittaker managed to qualify for the Men’s A Final, in which they ran 4:04.11 and 4:05.29 respectively, which handed the former a Season’s Best and the latter a Personal Best, part of the 70% that achieved a PB on track yesterday. The A Final saw four runners break four minutes however, so neither Gruen nor Whittaker’s time was quite enough to take home the victory. Joe Wigfield of Wirral/St. Mary’s University/Liverpool Harriers won the race in cinematic fashion, as his 3:56.64 ensured he didn’t need to jostle for any position on the final straight. The other sub-four milers were Jacob Cann, Harry Wakefield and Tiarnan Crorken. In doing so, the latter of these three became the first man ever to achieve the sub-four minute feat twice at Iffley Road, having done so last year as well. Unfortunately, there was no OUAC representation in the Women’s A Final, but that’s perhaps just as well after Holly Dixon stormed to a three-and-a-half second victory over her competitors, coming over the line in 4:40.05. 

Congratulations to all of those representing OUAC on track, the list of whom include not only Alex Gruen and Nick Whittaker, but also Chris Parker, Andrew Shaw, Levi Berger, Benjy McCartney, Ethan McColgan, Matt Luney, Klara Hatinova and Sophie Glencross. All OUAC runners achieved either a PB or SB. Only Glencross, Gruen and Shaw achieved an SB, which means that all seven other runners lodged a PB.

As well as the track races that run across the length of the afternoon and into the early evening, the road race took over the High Street in the morning. OUAC dominated the men’s road race, as Fred Beale and Jason Barrett took home first and second, while another six OUAC representatives featured in the remainder of the top 20. Beale and Barrett both went sub 4:40 with times of 4:34.9 and 4:39.4. The women’s road race was not quite so successful, but a strong 5:45.7 from Tamsin Sangster ensured that there was at least some Oxford representation in the top five. 

One of the more impressive times of the day came from Brasenose College’s Senior Fellow in Politics. Alexander Betts dominated the men’s V40 category with a time of 5:01.7, good enough for top 20 across all categories, and beating out the next fastest V40 by a good eleven seconds.