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A day in The Sun: ‘Ink’ at St John’s

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James Graham’s Ink, directed by Georgina Cooper with the St John’s Drama Society, dramatises Rupert Murdoch’s acquisition of The Sun in the 1960s, tracing its astonishing surge to unprecedented popularity. Perhaps it was an awareness of the slightly meta aspect of reviewing a play about journalism for a student publication that drew me to the auditorium in St John’s – in any case, by the end of the evening, I was not exactly reassured in my choice of vocation.

The plot follows Larry Lamb, an editor filched from The Mirror by Rupert Murdoch in his self-aggrandising effort to reboot the failing tabloid, The Sun. Overcoming an overwhelming lack of funding, resources, and staff, the limited editorial team see The Sun’s steady rise to success, and are in turn faced with the complications that form the inevitable corollary to this. 

Rohan Joshi carried much of the show’s vivacity in his role as Larry Lamb, careening over the stage with an infectious nervous energy as he recruits and then manages his hastily-assembled team. The ‘boardroom’ scenes were a particular highlight, with the editor waxing increasingly passionate about the minutiae of newspaper formatting (an episode which, I’m sure, would have felt familiar to all Cherwell staff). Other standout performances included Inaya Chaudhry as an increasingly disenchanted Stephanie Rahn, portraying the model with just the right balance of elegant naivety. Zach Kapterian gave an endearingly awkward performance as Beverly, with effective comedic timing that consistently raised laughs. 

Laurence Skinner portrayed an erratic Murdoch (for better or worse, there was no attempt at an Australian accent). The businessman was intimidating and unpredictable, sporadically erupting into outbursts of hysterical passion, or profane vituperations. He delivered his lines in an abrupt, barking manner, which conveyed the requisite impression of volatile intensity, but made it somewhat difficult to understand his enunciation. 

The play’s idiolect was characterised by a brand of dry and sarcastic Britishness, replete with lewd innuendos, passive aggressiveness, and awkward pauses. It was gratifying to see copies of Cherwell being used liberally as props – although the criticism of its front page in lieu of The Mirror was less than flattering. The two levels of the auditorium’s stage were put to inventive use: in a particularly memorable scene, the reactions of the rival papers to the news of The Sun’s unexpected success were staged simultaneously on the separate layers. The sound design, although a little farcical at times, was impressively extensive, particularly the echoing effect in the church scene, transforming the otherwise simplistic mise-en-scène to reproduce the reverential sombreness of the projected location. 

However, the play, divided in two by an interval, as a whole felt unbalanced. The first half breezily follows the early stages of publication, leaning heavily into the comedic aspects, and drawing out each distinct character with energy and wit. In the second half, however, the scrappy underdog narrative was displaced by an abruptly grim kidnapping story: rapid banter gave way to hushed anxiety, the pacing slowed down palpably, and the lighting became ominously tenebrous. Yet the established emotional valence of the preceding action meant that the tonal shift was less than cohesive; the discrepancy was, overall, too drastic and too sudden for it to feel natural. Lamb morphs startlingly from enthusiastic and likeable, to sinister and brooding, playing up the contrast to such an extent that the two halves felt like entirely different plays. As a result, it seemed to form a slightly facile ‘debate’ structure, examining the tabloid first in a positive and then a negative light. Graham’s scrupulous avoidance of sermonising on press ethics came across here as rather convoluted – it would have been more effective were he to have come down on one side or the other. 

The darker scenes veered on the side of the melodramatic: red paint is splattered across a white canvas, leaving the stain lingering for the rest of the play in a less than subtle visual metaphor. A soundscape of ominous thunder formed the sonic counterpart to this, investing the drama with a Gothic exaggeration that sat in problematic juxtaposition with the naturalism of the first half. Graham’s script presupposes an interest in Murdoch’s career; if the world of journalism doesn’t appeal to you, the play would come across as somewhat monotonous. This emerges particularly during the protracted one-on-one meetings between Murdoch and Lamb, wherein the former descants endlessly on abstract ideals and cliched rhetoric in a manner that, by the end of the two and half hours, makes you inclined to think the entire industry should be discontinued. 

Perhaps because of the strictures of the script, which refuses to come to any kind of conclusion, an opportunity for political engagement was missed. The show was staged more as a period drama; its application to modern life was, unfortunately, overlooked. In spite of the failings of the script, the play was, on the whole, well executed, if a little too overblown and heavy-handed in places. Several strong individual performances ensured the production’s appeal, and attest to the burgeoning potential of these actors. Ultimately, the play left me with a newfound appreciation for the working environment at Cherwell – it could be far worse. 

Larry Sanders on Trump, climate change, and moral conviction

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Sitting in his kitchen in East Oxford, Larry Sanders, local Oxford politician and brother of Bernie Sanders, speaks with honesty and conviction. His powerful rhetorical ability is a refreshing contrast to the sound-bite politics that dominates Westminster today.

Nowhere is Sanders’ honesty and conviction more clearly appreciable than on Trump. Sanders is unequivocal: “Not that long into the future, people will look back on him as probably the most successful mass murderer, and he has good competition. He will outdo Hitler and Stalin, because the number of people who will die because climate change [action] was slowed down even further is incalculable, is in tens of millions, hundreds of millions perhaps.”

What life experiences led to the development of this view? The answer begins in the Brooklyn Jewish community into which he was born in 1935. The Sanders’ lost family in the Holocaust, and the shadow of the Nazi’s atrocities influences Larry Sanders’ politics. He describes how “even as a child I thought, ‘I don’t think the Germans are that different’”. Reflecting on the rise of the far right in Europe and America, Sanders warns that “if we don’t manage to have a decent successful political organisation in most countries, things will get viciously worse. It may turn out the Nazis were not the exception”.

The controversial use of the Nazis as a comparison for Trump reveals the unflinching principles that are the throughline of Sanders’ politics and personality. I ask Sanders where this fiery politics began. The excitement is still palpable in his voice as he recounts his sudden immersion into the politically charged student government at Brooklyn College. Yet tragedy was about to strike. The President of Brooklyn College, Harry Gideonse, planned to overhaul the student government to reduce political discussion within it. Sanders recounts: “I had seen my future, and he was taking it away!”  

Gideonse planned to make the student government consist of a representative from each club at Brooklyn College; the haven of political discussion that had so excited the young Larry Sanders was disappearing. Sanders’ response was typically principled and entirely ineffective. With his friend, Arthur Steier, Sanders prepared, published, and distributed a pamphlet entitled Common Sense. 74 years later, he is clearly still proud of the quality of the opening lines, which he quotes: ‘‘Student government at Brooklyn College is undemocratic in principle, deceptive in practise, and totally inconsistent with education in a free society.” Sanders draws out the story, a sparkle in his eye as he builds the tension. 

After the pamphlets were handed out, Larry and his friend Arthur were called into a “very high-powered meeting” with the dean, who had flown overnight from Chicago to Brooklyn because of the severity of the emergency. Larry remembers that also in the meeting were “a couple of very odd-looking people there who I’d never seen before. It turned out they were FBI”. The FBI investigators asked the young Larry a question: “Do you realise in New Jersey there’s a fascist group called Common Sense?” Larry cannot stop from joining my laughter at the punchline of his story.

Yet the story is tinged with sadness. Larry’s friend Arthur continued to campaign against the lack of student representation until his battle against Brooklyn College President Harry Gideonse got him expelled, and, after a series of appeals, his case was dismissed by the US  Supreme Court. The story, and Larry’s attitude to it, serious and principled yet amused at the absurdity of politics, is an apt amalgam for his later career.

Sanders had always been guided by his belief in following moral principles, but the unbending nature of these principles has sometimes left him unable to enact the change he wished to see. As Sanders himself says of his time as a local Green Party politician in Oxford between 2005 and 2013, “in terms of success there’s not a lot”. Rather like Arthur Steier attempting to take on Brooklyn College, Sanders admits the limits of the principled approach to political action: “As a very minority party, you don’t succeed a lot.” However, Sanders does not reduce his experience down to a simple story of failure. He recalls his success when he worked with Conservative county councillors to expand the availability of continuing healthcare provision in Oxfordshire, bringing in millions of pounds for the elderly who were in need. Sanders is an unusually non-partisan politician – listening to him, it seems that he is explaining so that I can understand, rather than to try and convince me of the accuracy of one political viewpoint or another.

This non-partisan nature is a thread of continuity in Sanders’ story. Before Sanders was a Green councillor on Oxfordshire County Council, he was a member of the Labour Party. Active in the Party in Oxford from the 1980s, Sanders quit Labour in 2001 over Tony Blair’s shift to the right. It is hard not to see the parallels with today’s political moment

As I probe Sanders’ take on the Labour Party’s failings, he describes how, during a campaign to stop the local Conservative Party from ending the provision of nursery places in Oxfordshire, the leader of the Labour group on the county council walked out of a council meeting to tell the protestors outside that their chanting was “making the Conservatives angry”. For Sanders, the anecdote represents a tendency within the right-wing of the 1980s Labour Party to fear annoying the Conservatives. As Sanders puts it, the right of the Labour Party were “nervous that if they spoke up too much someone would just step on them”. The U-turns of the Starmer administration over the past 18 months show that this tendency within Labour never went away.

Despite Sanders’ gloomy predictions for Britain’s and the world’s political future, he still hopes for a “decent society”. For Sanders,  our best hope for getting there is if the Green Party replaces the Labour PartyGHe argues that their path to power is through the votes of the elderly. He describes how being old in Britain means pensions which are comparatively worse than those in Europe, and a social care system that forces those who need help to pay. Between 2016 and 2021, when Sanders was Health and Social Care Spokesperson for the Green Party, he raised the profile of social care as a political issue for the Green Party. This work led him to introduce a successful motion to make Green Party policy social care free at the point of use. In the context of a political discourse that loves to talk about the generational divide between voters, this idea of a coalition of young and old might be a surprising political conclusion. Yet for those, like Sanders, who grew up under the influence of left-wing leaders in the first half of the twentieth century, like President Franklin Delano Roosevelt in the USA and Clement Attlee in Great Britain, perhaps this political alliance makes sense.

Sanders’ insight into Britain’s political malaise is certainly sharp, as one would expect from someone with nearly five decades of experience in British politics. When I ask him how his politics has changed over the course of his life, he describes his belief that “poverty is never just poverty, it’s always psychological as well. It means it impacts your day-to-day feelings. It is bad enough to be cold, but to know that there is no particular reason to be cold, to know that your children are going to be cold, you have to either be very angry or feel worthless or both.” He reaches for the words of John Maynard Keynes in 1938: “What a country can do, it can afford.” Sanders points out that “the affording is the easy part, doing it is hard”. Over his life, his political principles have crystalised and his resolve has become firmer: “If anything I am angrier.” This anger stems from a compassion with what he terms “unnecessary” suffering. 

But this does not dent his hope: “It is possible to have a decent society; you have the usual things and none of it is spectacular.” In the increasingly febrile political atmosphere of the present moment, Sanders’ calm, unspectacular focus on a “decent society” is refreshing and reassuring.

‘Cathy naur’: Emerald Fennell’s ‘Wuthering Heights’ in review

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“You have a problem with Saltburn? Shhh. Quiet luxury,” says Tina Fey during her 2024 appearance on the Las Culturistas podcast, “Because what are you going to do when Emerald Fennell calls you about her next project […] where Act Three takes a sexually violent turn and you have to pretend to be surprised by that turn?” Did “Wuthering Heights” turn out to be as predictably mindless and gratuitously pornographic as we expected? I paid £13.50 and sacrificed three hours of my life to give you the answer.  

Although my Yorkshire identity and love of 19th-century novels make me inclined to defend Emily Brontë with all my might, I really did give this film a chance. I told myself that an adaptation can stand apart from its source material. I let myself be reassured by the fact that “Wuthering Heights” was written in quotation marks in the film’s title, and that this meant that Fennell had a new vision to offer. I tried to withhold judgement until I could fully understand what that vision was. But after what felt like an eternity of trying and failing to find anything of merit in the film, it was the entire audience bursting into laughter as soon as the credits rolled which reassured me that a negative review was both acceptable and appropriate. 

I just have no idea what Fennell was trying to achieve. The only question she succeeded in answering was ‘what if Wuthering Heights looked like the batcave?’ Monolith to boot, I’m not joking. It felt like Fennell’s adaptation was constantly trying to reinvent itself mid-movie. She spent half an hour producing trite Netflix original romance, the next actually committing herself to depicting the complex emotion of the novel, then quickly slip into her comfort zone of camp surrealist slop, and as soon as you’d got used to that she pivoted towards slapstick comedy. 

In this last iteration I would say she had the most success; Martin Clunes and Alison Oliver deliver incredible comedic performances. The issue is such that alongside them, Robbie and Elordi seem like they too are giving comic interpretations. Nate Jacobs pronouncing his love for Cathy in a half-arsed Yorkshire accent while Charli XCX plays in the background is, in fact, very funny. The only thing more hilarious is to remember mid-viewing that Jacob Elordi is currently nominated for an Oscar for Frankenstein. In “Wuthering Heights“, however, he was outacted by 16-year-old Owen Cooper.In his defence, I can’t help but feel like it was the script that hunkified one of literature’s most complex anti-heroes, not necessarily Elordi’s uninspired portrayal. 

My two cents on the discourse surrounding the choice to cast Elordi: it is representative of a systematic disregard for any theme in the novel more complicated than the tragedy of Cathy and Heathcliff’s unconsummated affection (which is itself discarded, since their romance is very much consummated in the film). It goes without saying that Fennell’s defence of this casting as being simply the version of Heathcliff that she imagined in her head is incredibly problematic when the book in fact takes the time to describe his (pointedly not-white) appearance. 

Moreover, at the risk of weighing into 200-year-old discourse, even the epithet of ‘inspired by the greatest love story of all time’ makes me think that Fennell did not fully grasp the source material. As the decision to cast Elordi demonstrates, as well as the inexplicable decision to give Isabella Linton a masochist kink, she was not interested in producing a film that retained any of Brontë’s nuanced portrayal of vicious cycles of generational abuse. What the film ultimately illustrates is that Fennell read the book with her eyes closed and her hand down her underwear. The uninspired casting and screenplay follow suit. 

I’m being incredibly harsh here and I recognise it. But if I’m disappointed with the film, it is not out of tribal loyalty to a dead author; it is because I mourn the thoughtful adaptation that could have been produced with Fennell’s budget. There were sections of the film that were exhilarating, landscapes that were beautifully depicted, and romantic tension that did feel buzzy, for lack of a better word. But the greatest tragedy of the film was the fact that these glimpses of hope were quickly replaced with something altogether less interesting. Having said that, my theatre was packed, and no doubt Fennell’s polemic creative choices help to drive people to the cinema. 

To return to Fey’s prophecy about the film, it doesn’t completely match the sensory nightmare of a period drama that Fennell ended up producing. If I were to be gracious, I would accept that almost two centuries after the novel’s release, society has sufficiently developed to allow her to insert some of the raw sexuality which the original could never be permitted to include. However, my instinct tells me that this kind of film should sound warning bells for a dire media-literacy crisis. I sincerely hope we can limit the number of films we market towards a specific set of 21st century readers and viewers who need to be spoon-fed sexy braindead drivel, in lieu of anything remotely thought-provoking. No disrespect meant to this group, but they have The Kissing Booth, can they not leave the classics alone? 

Fennell claims that the book was one of her favourites growing up. This justifies me in critiquing the film in relation to the novel which (apparently) served as a model. It also makes me hope that she didn’t read any other books as a child, that they might be spared her inane vision. However, given that Netflix are depicting Basil and Dorian as brothers in their upcoming adaptation of The Picture of Dorian Gray, and with no less than three Austen adaptations in the works for studios to decimate trying to appeal to the modern viewer, it might be time to resign as a cinephile and retreat into a library forever. 

‘Having sex with University Challenge on in the background’: The Sextigation 2026

CW: Unwanted sexual contact

Shagging, making love, doinking: there’s many names for it and many ways to do it. Here at Cherwell, we’ve made it our business to find out just exactly how, when, and with whom Oxford students get their freak on. Welcome all to the fifth annual Sextigation. Just like the boyfriend you need to get rid of, it’s a little late for Valentine’s Day.

How much and with whom?

A whopping 464 Oxford students responded to our form, giving us a nice sample of the (mostly) undergraduate body. It appears students here fit the stereotype of being more interested in books than each other bodies, all in all Oxford students aren’t very promiscuous. Whilst the mean average number of sexual partners since arriving at Oxford was four, this was mostly the effort of a few randy individuals. The most common answer was one and the median average was two. Last year we pointed out Oxford’s shag-inequality, and 2026 is much the same; the top 1% of Oxford’s students had 16% of all of the sex. Don’t tell Zack Polanski.

Perhaps more interesting than how much sex Oxford students are having is who they are having sex with. According to our polling, the number of gay/lesbian, bisexual and pan sexual Oxonians is greater than that of the straight students. Polling places estimates only 30% of Zoomers identify as LGBTQ; either this figure is way under or Cherwell has a particularly queer readership.

A W for Worcester

Worcester put in a good shift this year, proving to be the college with the highest average body count. They topped (wink wink) the ranking with a self-reported mean Oxford body count of 7.2. Credit where credit’s due though – this was mostly the work of one particularly industrious individual who reported an Oxford shag count of 92, the highest of all respondents. Lincoln and St John’s closely followed, getting hot and heavy with an average of 6.1 and 6 people, respectively. Less strong contenders included Regent’s Park and New, coming in joint second-last position with a mean of 2. It was Merton, though, that had the worst case of performance anxiety. They reported an average of 1.9 Oxford sexual partners, the lowest of all colleges that responded. This only confirmed pre-conceptions – Merton was voted by the most people as having the least sex. 

However, this was based on only self-reported hookups. Respondents also answered which colleges they had slept with. According to this metric, Balliol and Christ Church were the most promiscuous. 45 people reported hooking up with someone from these colleges, equating to 13.2% of all respondents. Jesus (12.6%) also had a steamy year and took second place on the podium. Keble and St John’s (both 12.3%) then followed. Across the road from St John’s, however, things weren’t quite so raunchy. Only one person reported getting with someone from Blackfriars Hall, officially making the PPH the most chaste of Oxford’s institutions Campion Hall and Wycliffe Hall weren’t far off this though, both having two reported hookups. We wonder why….

Sex or study?

History and Modern Languages appeared to have the highest body count average – 10.3 – but this was skewed by the small sample size. Excluding this, Geography students hiked up to the  summit, putting themselves on the map with a 7.9 average body count. It appears they were more focussed on getting frisky than on their fieldwork. Less dedicated to the cause was Human Sciences. They seem to have been more focused on the science than on the human. Our sources revealed that they have an average of 0.5 sexual partners at Oxford, officially making them the least horny course. 

Promiscuity, however, did not correlate to good looks. To be or not to be attractive was the question and English students did indeed come out on top. 22 people voted this subject as the one with the most eye candy. Humility though was not their strong suit; the majority of these respondents were themselves English students. At the other end of the spectrum, people were quite vehement in their responses; answers included ‘not physics’, ‘not PPE’, and ‘anything but engineering’.  

A tour of Oxford

We surveyed Oxford’s hot places as well as people too. No stone was left unturned, from Teddy Hall graveyard (a good place to bone, if you will) to the Mansfield theology library to the Oxford-Gatwick coach. An attempt on the back of a Voi was also reported. One person boasted an incredible roster. They confessed: “Behind the bins on Ship Street, train station, Glink, Worcester lake, Gloucester Green market, New College mound, All Souls chapel, Sheldonian cupola, Westgate, Maths Institute, Radcliffe Science Library, and my tutor’s office.” We’ll never look at these locations in the same way again. 

Someone else also reeled off their achievements. They reported: “I had a cheeky threesome with my best friend and her boyfriend, caused incest in my college family, and am currently sleeping with a 45-year-old.” Most other amusing stories revolved around sex playlists, such as one reporting being “treated to ‘The Combine Harvester (Brand New Key)’ during sex” and another describing “regularly hav[ing] sex with University Challenge in the background for ambience”. Only in Oxford.

How to hook up

In terms of how to find hookups, people were generally despondent. Oxford’s clubs didn’t prove so great for matchmaking: 36.2% answered that they “couldn’t say” which provided the best opportunities for casual sex while 10.8% bluntly answered “none”. Aside from this, Plush and then Bridge proved most popular for these purposes. Dating apps also got a bad rap. When asked if the apps had improved the dating experience, 42.5% voted “probably not” and 32.7% voted “definitely not”. People wrote that they are “superficial”, “soul draining” and, using a rather unusual simile, “like going to a pigsty to try to find a unicorn”. Overall, only 22.3% reported getting into an official relationship with someone they met on a dating site. Despite all this bad publicity,  70% of Oxford students still use dating apps to find sexual partners. 

For those who are in a relationship though, things are generally looking good – excluding the 13 people who admitted their relationship would only last until the end of term. The majority of people have sex with their partner multiple times a week (52.2%) and believe that their relationship will last all their life (55.8%). Over-achievers. This is a particular feat for the 55.4% of students whose main dating goal at Oxford is to find a lifelong monogamous partner. In fact, the future for our peers is looking fairly traditional: 72.4% want to get married and 57.8% want to have children someday.  

A pervasive problem

Cultural discourse in Oxford surrounding sex remains problematic. In response to the question of whether there is an issue with slut-shaming and judgement surrounding casual sex, the majority of Oxonians answered either “yes” or “maybe”. Many commented on the gendered nature of this shaming – of the “double-standard between men and women”, that “women tend to be scrutinised for dating multiple people but for men it’s not a big deal”, and how “crewdate culture can be more judgy about women”. Yet there also appears to be the inverse issue. 63.4% replied that they believe there is a pressure to not be a virgin at university. One person wrote about the pressure surrounding hook-up culture and how casual sex is used as social currency: “There can be a strangely competitive element to it, especially if your friends are regularly getting with people in clubs and you’re not.” Other issues within Oxford’s sex scene include those of consent. 85 respondents reported experiencing unwanted behaviour during sex, including slapping and strangulation. 80% of these identified as female. Also, 117 people reported having been pressured into sex. 

Until next year

Well that’s it folks, our annual, entirely rigorous, and Pulitzer-worthy deep dive into the sex lives of Oxford students is done for this year. It’s all just a bit of fun, so please don’t come at us with comments about sample size, P-values, or statistical significance; we took the same Q-Step class you did. Until next year, have fun, stay safe, and maybe keep it out of college.

Community raises objections to Wellington Square redevelopment plans

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Oxford residents have voiced criticism of the proposed redevelopment of Wellington Square by Oxford University Development (OUD), a joint venture between the University of Oxford and asset management company Legal & General. Plans for the redevelopment have been submitted and are currently under consideration by Oxford City Council.

The project involves the demolition and redevelopment of 25 Wellington Square, a building which currently houses several independent businesses, to provide a new four-storey building for academic and office accommodation, alongside flexible commercial spaces on the ground floor. 

Last year, OUD conducted public consultation on the project. Feedback forms collected in February and March showed that 28% of respondents felt negatively towards the development, while other views were evenly split between neutral and positive at 20% each.

Objections raised at that stage focused on the significantly increased footprint of the proposed building, arguing that the overhanging design would intrude into Wellington Square, dominate Little Clarendon Street and reduce available pavement space. 

Proposed public spaces in the design were criticised as clinical and perceived as an extension of the university estate rather than an integrated part of the street. Concerns were also raised about the loss of on-street parking, particularly for residents with limited mobility and for local businesses reliant on deliveries and short-term customer parking. 

Further objections related to the anticipated three or more years of construction. Respondents registered concerns around the impact of traffic, noise, and disruption on Little Clarendon Street and surrounding homes, alongside wider unease about the cumulative impact of recent university development on Oxford as a city. 

Similar issues resurfaced following the submission of the redevelopment plan to the council in January. Councillor Susanna Préssel, who represents Jericho & Osney on the county council, has publicly objected to the plans. She stated: “We must have an active frontage in this important little street, with shops, social spaces and cafes. 

“Oxford University has already been allowed to destroy the beauty of Wellington Square by knocking down one of its four sides (many years ago). This was an act of shocking vandalism which the city council should never have allowed.” 

The planning application, published in January on the Oxford City Council website, invited public comment, prompting respondents to register general support or opposition. The application invited feedback on various features of the plan, including building height, parking and open space provision, and public transport accessibility. 

This consultation opportunity was promoted on Instagram by Common Ground, a social co-working café and community arts space which currently rents space at 25 Wellington Square. Common Ground has called for temporary premises during the redevelopment period, the opportunity to occupy a unit in the completed building, and meaningful consideration of community priorities within the new development.  

One individual who commented on the application raised concerns about the scale of the development and its impact on existing community facilities and local ecology. They stated: “The businesses and venues currently in the building at street level are of very high value to the Oxford community and represent some of the few popular and successful community spaces for people of all ages. To lose these, without guarantee of a new space or a place in the new development once opened, would be very tragic.”

A spokesperson for OUD told Cherwell: “The proposals will deliver significant community benefits, including new active uses and commercial space on Little Clarendon Street, which will help support local businesses and increase activity in the area. We remain committed to creating a scheme that contributes positively to the neighbourhood and provides long term benefits for residents, students and visitors.

“Public realm and streetscape improvements are a key feature of the application proposals, following the community feedback.This will include the use of a Construction and Environmental Management Plan, dust control measures, the Considerate Constructors Scheme, clear site hoarding, coordinated logistics planning and a commitment to regular communication with the neighbours.”

Remembrance, resilience, and reflection: Lubomyr Melnyk, the ‘continuous music’ pioneer

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On the 23rd and 24th February, the Ukrainian composer and pianist, Lubomyr Melnyk, returns to Oxford for a performance at New College’s New Space, hosted by Balliol College Music Society. When Melnyk last performed in Oxford, in November 2025, audiences were left questioning what precisely they had just heard. A piano recital, certainly, but one that seemed to exceed the physical and sonic limits of the instrument itself. For Nathan Adlam, a Balliol mathematician and pianist who co-runs the society alongside Towa Matsuda, the concert marks the continuation of something far more personal than a visiting recital.

Melnyk’s performance carries a deep significance. It marks the four-year anniversary of Russia’s invasion of Ukraine – a date etched into the memories of countless people. For Melnyk, the stage becomes more than a place of artistry; it becomes a space of remembrance, resilience, and reflection. The weight of the invasion’s anniversary makes the performance important, not only for Melnyk, but also for the millions of Ukrainians he is representing. The event is also widely supported by the Oxford University Ukrainian society, who were fundamental in advertising the last concert series in Michaelmas term.

Those who attended Melnyk’s Oxford recital last year will have struggled to describe the performance, feeling less like a conventional piano concert and more like a complete immersion. The rapid unbroken streams of sound makes it hard to locate a central melody, with the music instead surrounding the listener. In an intimate venue such as the New Space, that effect is likely to be intensified with the piano’s resonance filling the room and collapsing the distance between performer and listener. Raphael Darley, a maths student studying at Balliol who attended last November’s performance, described hearing “four voice lines, each having five textures.”

Adlam told Cherwell: “I found him by accident during the lockdown and was instantly hooked.” What began as private fascination developed into formal study; Melnyk has described Adlam as “the sole student to have taken him truly seriously”. Adlam single-handedly organised Melnyk’s Oxford debut last November, drawing on community support across the University to hear Melnyk’s signature ‘continuous music’.

Melnyk is often described as an ‘experimental’ composer, but the term misleads as much as it clarifies. His ‘continuous music’ style is built on rapid, sustained streams of notes that create the impression of layered textures unfolding simultaneously. Yet, as Nathan is keen to stress, it is deeply rooted in Western classical harmony. “He absolutely adores Bach and Beethoven,” Adlam explains. Rather than rupture with tradition, Melnyk’s work extends it, as a kind of operatic classicism. 

Much of the astonishment centres on the physical technique itself. Melnyk is recorded to be the fastest pianist in the world, with the ability to play an astonishing 19 notes per second. His style demands extraordinary stamina and speed, sustaining patterns at velocities that seem mechanically impossible. Even Adlam, who performs the repertoire as an amateur, is struck with disbelief. After Menlyk’s last recital at Magdalen College, he recalls a midwife remaining half an hour afterwards, “so terribly worried” for his hands; she could not believe he did not suffer from repetitive strain injury.

There is also a larger story unfolding behind the scenes. A documentary, led by filmmaker Rupert Clague, explores Melnyk’s music and life. The project, The Peace Piano, has reportedly secured Werner Herzog as executive producer. The performances this February also sit alongside a study from a research team from the University of Cambridge and Goldsmiths, University of London, which focuses on flow state. Attendees of the event are encouraged to complete the questionnaire which will investigate how live music leads to altered states of consciousness, framing Melnyk’s performance as more than just music, but as a psychological experience.

Melnyk’s return to Oxford represents more than just a repeat performance. His performance is significant to the memory of Ukraine on the anniversary of the Russian invasion, and it signals the growth of a small but intensely committed community around his work – one rooted, unexpectedly, in a Balliol maths student’s lockdown discovery.

‘Crawling with personality’: ‘Little Shop of Horrors’ in conversation

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Last week, I infiltrated a rehearsal for Cross Keys and 2046 Productions’ upcoming Little Shop Of Horrors. On arrival, I was informed that rehearsal had started at 9am that morning. It was now 11am, and there was no sign of flagging. There was a buzz to the atmosphere: perhaps the delirium of an early morning rehearsal (reader, I have been there). I got the overwhelming sense that this was the energy of a show where the cast and crew are having a great time, and that I should be very privileged to witness it.

Rehearsing for any student drama production, let alone a musical, can be an arduous process. You start early, with hardly any time throughout the day to do your already overdue essay, and any attempt to find new vocal warmups ending with a return to basics in ‘Mrs Tiggy-Wiggy’. But those involved in Little Shop certainly know how to keep things fun. Walking into their rehearsal, I was stopped in my tracks (quite literally, to avoid infiltrating a shot) by the show’s media manager Aimee Dixson, laughing her way through filming Instagram content with cast members Will Jacobs, Eliza Hogermeer, and Cameron Maiklem. Dixson has endless folders of inspiration Reels saved – those who follow the show’s Instagram will recognise her signature sharpness in the tongue-in-cheek content that has been posted to promote the show. The marketing is just the right side of meme-y. 

The show’s director, Madi Bouchta, had a day of rehearsals for Little Shop, next term’s Playhouse musical Our House, and a 5am bedtime after partaking in Oxbridge On Stage (she never stops!) – I resolved that it may be more ethical to catch up with her over text. What evolved was a Q&A as sharp as pruning shears – alongside assistant director Thushita Maheshkumar Sugunaraj, producer Cayden Ong, and music director Louis Benneyworth. 

Like any production worth watching, Little Shop’s team is crawling with personality. Ong  expresses his appreciation for all 58 ‘seedlings’ he appears to have amassed. The team share many an in-joke – special mention to the words ‘devoicing’ and ‘melodramatic chords’, as well as Wally McCabe’s (Audrey II) catchphrase of “and that’s beautiful”. I suppose I’ll have to see the show to figure out what they’re referring to. Louis, on a more serious note, mentions the atmosphere they’ve created in the room: “What has evolved is a sense of care, respect, and love in every rehearsal.”

This is a version of Little Shop unlike anything which has previously graced Oxford’s creaky stages. Whilst the crew (and myself) express their love for the ‘See-Maw’-ing of Ellen Page’s original Audrey, she will not be making an appearance here. Goodbye to the awful blonde wig; hello to a more grounded portrayal. Bouchta sums this up perfectly: “It’s Little Shop but not entirely as you know it.” The director highlighted that she “wanted to bring out the humanity of the show”. Maheshkumar Sugunaraj adds that they have been “exploring so many nuances in relationships,” with a particular focus on the difference between Audrey’s interactions with Orin and Seymour. 

There is also a clear love of the show and its history among the team. Bouchta’s love started when she watched the NPR Tiny Desk concert of the recent Off-Broadway revival. She adds that she “became obsessed with Christian Borle”, a rite of passage, I believe. The music was an incredibly strong draw too; love for the musical’s songs were mentioned in every single conversation I had with the team. There are no duds in Little Shop, and musical director Louis Benneyworth is certainly doing the score justice. He teases some reshuffling and additions to the original orchestration, and says that Oxford “will never hear a puppet sound this spectacular again.” 

On that note – one of my questions for Cross Keys was merely “Puppet?” I was met with a fitting answer: “Puppet!” Fear not, for despite some reworking, much of the campery in the original stage version has been retained. In a script that necessitates a nitrous-oxide-emitting space helmet and a giant man-eating plant puppet, how could it not? Bouchta keeps many of the puppetry details under wraps, but credits designer Kat Surgay with a mammoth feat: making four different puppets. She adds: “Large scale puppetry is something that isn’t seen a lot in Oxford student shows, so we’re very excited.” 

That word comes up again and again in my conversations with the cast and crew. Excited. Excited. Excited. Little Shop have assembled a team of artists who clearly love what they do – and they reckon you’ll love it too. Or at least… it will grow on you.

Little Shop Of Horrors runs from 18th-21st February at the O’Reilly Theatre, Keble College. 

Oxford cycle courier Pedal & Post closes after fourteen years of operation

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Pedal & Post, a cycle courier company based in Oxford, has ceased trading after more than a decade of operating in the city, following the loss of a major client.

The eco-courier entered liquidation earlier this year. Christopher Benton, the CEO and founder of Pedal & Post, told Cherwell: “Despite exploring every possible avenue to continue trading, the loss ultimately made the business unsustainable.” He added that following a review of forecasts and options, the company made the “difficult decision to cease trading”.

The company’s closure has resulted in the loss of around 60 jobs in Oxford and London.

Pedal & Post, was founded in Oxford in 2013 and expanded to London last July, but the loss of this major client, which Cherwell understands to be e-scooter rental company Voi, resulted in the closure of its Oxford and London sites. Its involvement with Voi was to service e-bikes and e-scooters. By transporting large volumes of freight on cargo bikes or bikes with trailers, Pedal & Post deliveries reduced the volume of delivery vans entering the city centre.

Over its 14 years of operation in Oxford, Pedal & Post delivered millions of items across the city, serving residents, local businesses, and national logistics firms. Its work ranged from local coffee and vegetable box deliveries to last mile deliveries for major couriers like DPD, Yodel, and Evri. The company also conducted critical medical deliveries such as cancer medications for hospitals and NHS trusts. 

Robin Tucker, Co-Chair of the Coalition for Healthy Streets and Active Travel (CoHSAT) told Cherwell: “We’re very sad to hear that Pedal & Post have gone into administration after losing a major client. Their bright blue cargo bikes and friendly riders have been a cheering sight on Oxford streets for more than a decade, reducing traffic congestion and pollution, and transporting vital medical supplies through traffic jams.”

Tucker highlighted the scale of the company’s work, noting that Pedal & Post “transported a considerable volume of freight and packages, most notably consolidating deliveries to many Oxford colleges from several package companies on a single large cargo bike, or bike with trailer, rather than being several vans”. He added that their closure “may lead to an increase in van traffic and with it congestion, pollution, and road danger in the centre of Oxford”.

Tucker also pointed to the wider policy context, explaining that Oxford’s Temporary Congestion Charge and upcoming traffic filters permit vans to enter the city for free, while the city’s existing Zero Emission Zone incentivises the use of electric vehicles.

In recent years, Oxford has seen the growth of publicly supported e-cargo-bike schemes, alongside private operators offering a range of delivery models. Some local courier companies, such as Velocity Cycle Couriers, operate mixed fleets combining e-cargo bikes with electric vans, allowing them to handle larger or longer-distance deliveries alongside bike-based work. 

Tucker described Pedal & Post as an ethical business, where all riders were paid the Oxford Living Wage and trained to high standards. Benton told Cherwell the company’s current focus is on supporting its team through the transition, including “helping people find new roles, transferring contracts where possible, and keeping riders in work” within the cargo-bike sector.

Benton went on to say to Cherwell  “While it’s incredibly hard to see the business come to an end, we’re proud of the impact it had on the city, the people it employed, and the conversations it helped start around sustainable urban logistics,” adding that “Pedal & Post showed that a different kind of delivery model is possible – one that puts people, communities, and the environment first. While this chapter is closing, the idea that cities can be cleaner, fairer, and more human through cargo-bike logistics is very much alive”.

‘Curly quotation marks’ and ‘Americanisms’: How does Oxford detect AI use?

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It was announced in September last year that Oxford would be the first university in the country to offer ChatGPT Edu to all students. Earlier that year, a survey by the Higher Education Policy Institute found that 92% of students had used AI in some form at university, with 88% reporting to have used generative AI in assessments.

These figures have surged since 2024, when only 53% of students admitted to having used generative AI in assessments. The survey only shows the picture from students themselves across the country. How is Oxford, an institution renowned for intellectual rigour and world class academia, keeping up with the AI revolution? 

The increase in misconduct cases

Between July 2023 and January 2026, there were a total of 33 cases of suspected AI misconduct handled by the University. 30 of these cases relate to coursework, while the other 3 were for examinations.

As would be expected, the number of suspected AI misconduct cases has increased drastically in the past year. There were only three cases reported in 2024, whereas the following year saw 28 cases, marking an increase of 833%.

The highest number of cases received in one month is four, which has happened four times. Between August 2023 and July 2024, there was not a single case of suspected AI use reported to the Proctors’ Office. Since the release of ChatGPT Edu, there have been eleven cases.

Interestingly, AI in itself is still not classed as a separate category of academic misconduct when handled by the University. Instead, these cases are classified as ‘plagiarism’, according to a freedom of information (FOI) request by Cherwell.

By contrast, another FOI request sent to the University of Bristol shows far higher numbers of AI cases at other universities. In the 2023/24 academic year, Bristol issued 526 penalties for suspected AI misconduct, dwarfing Oxford’s figures by some margin.

Tell tale signs

Cherwell’s freedom of information request also shines a light on the indicators used in determining whether academic work is the product of AI. 

Indicators like fake quotes, factual inaccuracies and prompts left in text are considered the most obvious indicators of suspected AI misconduct. Other indicators, however, are more up for debate. For example, students would “not normally have been taught” to use em-dashes in their writing.

Another indicator of potential misconduct is the use of ‘americanisms’. The guidance does note that international students are more likely to have learned American English, though mixing British and American English in the same text is considered a sign that AI may have been used. Other indicators include curly quotation marks, unusual levels of repetition, poorly argued prose, highly polished text, and bland statements.

The internal guidance is prefaced by a disclaimer that the indicators “may not provide definite proof that the student used AI without permission”, and urges the Proctors to consider each case holistically.

The accused

Though the data relates only to cases of AI misconduct in officially assessed work – rather than in tutorials or collections – Cherwell spoke to students who have faced accusations of AI usage by their college.

One modern languages student, who graduated last year, was accused of using AI in collections in his final year. He explained that he was called into a meeting and that his tutor wanted to escalate the complaint further. He told Cherwell: “I was very scared that, if she thought I had used AI when I hadn’t, how is it going to go in my finals?”

He told Cherwell that their way of checking was putting the essay question into ChatGPT, and it came out with a similar answer. He explained that this approach “is not a valid way of checking if someone used AI at all.”

When asked whether the ordeal changed the way he approached academic work, he said: “It didn’t change the way I approached it because I am really stubborn and I love an em dash.”

Another student that Cherwell spoke to, however, has been more inclined to approach academic work differently following accusations from tutors of AI usage. She explains how the discrepancy between different tutors’ attitudes towards AI may therefore leave students without a clear answer as to when, if at all, AI use is acceptable in academic work.

She told Cherwell that she “lost all confidence” when she stayed behind after a tutorial to ask questions about a topic which she was curious about, but her tutor instead questioned if she had used AI to collect notes and plan the essay.

However, in tutorials with younger tutors, she explained that they tend to be more open to using AI tools to break down a question and understand difficult concepts. She told Cherwell: “I often wonder whether, if I had more time to break down and review the information for my essays, I would have a more sufficient understanding of the topic and be able to write a coherent essay without needing to cut corners by using AI.”

What the experts say

Thomas Lancaster, Principal Teaching Fellow in Computing at Imperial College London, told Cherwell that, although guidance regarding the use of AI in universities exists, the biggest challenge is that it isn’t always consistent or up to date. The key issue, he explains, is that “so much of it assumes that every academic discipline operates in the same way”. 

One way in which some universities have attempted to cope is by increasing the number of closed book, handwritten exams.  Oxford made this change for its modern languages in May 2025 due to fears over AI, though the move sparked debate from students at the time who would have to adapt to a form of assessment that they had not anticipated. 

However, when asked whether a blanket shift to in-person, handwritten examinations would be a viable solution to the AI misconduct conundrum, Lancaster told Cherwell: “I think that would be completely inappropriate. Most universities in the UK just aren’t set up for an exam based curriculum, and frankly, handwriting just isn’t a skill that people have. This also limits what people can accomplish, which is very different for preparing students for an AI-first world.

“The Oxford deal with OpenAI really showed the University being at the forefront of AI adoption, although the educational sector has moved on since then… There’s nothing wrong with an assessment testing the ability of students to work with modern technology, but the assessment has to be phrased in those terms. Similarly, there’s nothing wrong with AI free assessments. It’s all about creating a balance.”

Ben du Boulay, Emeritus Professor of AI at the University of Sussex and Editor of the Handbook of Artificial Intelligence in Education, also has ideas for how assessments can adapt to the challenge of AI. He told Cherwell that, in some cases, “it may be advantageous to allow students to use a large language model (LLM) but require them to submit both the LLM’s answer as well as their improved version of that answer, highlighting and explaining the changes that have been made”.

Boulay also advocates for more student training, telling Cherwell that it should make clear what it means to be a student, how an assignment develops understanding and skill, and that being a student means improving metacognitive understanding and regulation.

A spokesperson for Oxford University told Cherwell: “’The University is committed to encouraging the ethical, safe, and responsible use of AI and it has published clear guidance on this for students who use AI tools to support their studies. Unauthorised use of AI for exams or submitted work is not permitted and students should always follow any specific guidance from their tutors, supervisors, department or faculty. 

“Oxford’s teaching model emphasises the importance of face-to-face learning and requires students to clearly demonstrate subject knowledge, critical thinking and evidence-based arguments. Together with clear guidance on responsible use of AI for study, and policy on AI use in summative assessment, this helps to safeguard against inappropriate or unauthorised use of AI. Where concerns about unauthorised use are raised, cases are reviewed via established academic misconduct processes. All policy and guidance is under constant review, in response to rapid changes in the AI landscape.”

Portrait of Nobel laureate Malala Yousafzai revealed at Lady Margaret Hall

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A portrait of Nobel Peace Prize laureate and Oxford alumna Malala Yousafzai was revealed last week at Lady Margaret Hall. Yousafzai, a former college member, graduated from Oxford with a degree in Philosophy, Politics, and Economics (PPE) in 2020.

The artwork was commissioned by Lady Margaret Hall in collaboration with the Oxford Pakistan Programme, on whose advisory body Yousafzai sits.

The portrait was revealed at Lady Margaret Hall’s annual Founders and Benefactors Dinner early this month. In the Lady Margaret Hall news update, Yousafzai said: “I am incredibly grateful to Lady Margaret Hall for commissioning this portrait and for the trust it represents. I accept this honour with the hope that it helps open doors for many others.”

Yousafzai also hoped that the portrait would serve as an encouragement for other women: “More than anything, I hope it serves as a reminder that a girl from Swat Valley belongs here – and that the next girl from a village in Pakistan, Afghanistan, or anywhere else, belongs here too.”

In a news update on the Lady Margaret Hall website, the painter, Isabella Watling, expressing gratitude for the opportunity: “It was a huge honour to paint Malala’s portrait.In the picture, I wanted to try and capture some of her strength and grace. I found it was unusually challenging to finish, because of the pressure of painting such a well-known face.”

Yousafzai, a Pakistani activist who has championed the right to girls’ education, remains the youngest Nobel Peace Prize laureate in history. She grew up in Swat Valley, Pakistan, and survived a 2012 assassination attempt by the Taliban after criticising the militant organisation’s restrictions on women’s educational opportunities.


Alongside her father, Ziauddin Yousafzai, Malala Yousafzai has headed the non-profit organisation Malala Fund since 2013. The organisation “invests in civil society organizations who are challenging the systems, policies and practices that prevent girls from going to school in their communities”.