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In defence of the History Admissions Test

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A little more than two years ago, I would have never imagined myself writing this article. Applying to Oxford on top of a busy work week, and cramming History Admissions Test (HAT) past papers whenever I could, I’d have welcomed the recent news that the Faculty of History is considering scrapping its entrance exams.

If you had told me, in the future, I would be advocating for prospective students to go through the same gnarly experience, I would assume I’d gone a little mad. 

But here we are. After the fiasco this October, in which applicants for History and joint honours degrees had their exams delayed or cancelled due to issues with the new online provider, the Faculty of History has announced it is exploring new options for the future of the exam. One of these is for the department to follow in the footsteps of others, notably the English Faculty last year, and remove it altogether.

At first this might make sense. The entrance exams are a massive commitment for prospective students, one that distracts from their school work, all for a university place they may not get. You would think that a personal statement, written work submission and the interview are more than enough to determine the candidates with the most potential. However, to remove the HAT would be a mistake, one that makes the Oxford admissions process less meritocratic. 

Some context for those who have not had the pleasure. The HAT is an hour-long exam, in which applicants are given a primary source from an unfamiliar period of history and asked to write an essay in response to a question. As a result, it does not test a student’s historical knowledge, but instead their skill in comprehension, analysis, and presentation. This provides students from diverse backgrounds an opportunity to showcase their raw talent, compared to the knowledge-focussed personal statement and interview which favour those who have had a more guided education.

In terms of resources, the HAT is the most level playing field that students will experience during their application process. All applicants have access to the same number of past papers and mark schemes explaining what makes an exemplary answer.

In contrast, the criteria for a good interview performance, as much as one might try to watch every Matt William’s access video on YouTube, is more nebulous. This stands to the benefit of schools that regularly send large chunks of their cohort to Oxford. Their larger pool of Oxford alumni and closer ties to the institution provide greater access to unofficial tips and strategies for succeeding in interviews.

Of course, the advantages of better resourced schools pervade the HAT as well. Private schools often run Oxbridge programs with exam preparation classes and marking for practice tests.

But the HAT and similar tests at least provide a crucial opportunity for students’ work to speak for itself, without the polish teachers can add to a mediocre personal statement or the overconfidence in the interview installed by expensive schooling. Removing the HAT, then, would not only reduce the number of chances a student has to demonstrate their potential, but would make them do so in a format that favours the privileged even more than it previously did. 

It’s a long way to go before Oxford offers reflect pure merit – that is why initiatives such as Oxbridge Launchpad and Oxford’s Astrophoria Foundation Year are so important and should be expanded. Whilst the History Faculty is right to reconsider how it implements the HAT, simply scrapping it won’t do any good.

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Exclusive: Romesh Ranganathan, Brian Cox, Suella Braverman, and Ron DeSantis to speak at Oxford Union

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Cherwell can exclusively reveal that comedian Romesh Ranganathan, actor Brian Cox, former UK Home Secretary Suella Braverman, and governor of Florida Ron De Santis are all set to speak at the Oxford Union this coming term. Debates this term will be on topics ranging from cancel culture, to Taiwan’s potential unification with China, as well as US and Russian foreign policy. Cherwell can also disclose that President of Argentina Javier Milei, is in talks to appear at the Union this term.

The Union is also set to host a number of other high-profile political figures, including President Debono of Malta, former President of Ecuador Guillermo Lasso, and Iranian Nobel Peace Prize winner Shirin Ebadi. This term will also see the visit of ‘Unwritten’ singer-songwriter Natasha Bedingfield.

Ron DeSantis is an American politician currently serving as the governor of Florida, who unsuccessfully ran for the Republican presidential nomination in 2024. An influential figure within the party, De Santis has regularly spoken out against what he has described as “woke indoctrination,” criticising the teaching of critical race theory in schools. He also signed into law a six-week abortion ban, which makes providing an abortion punishable by up to five years in prison.

Actor Brian Cox is best known for the TV show Succession, for which he has won three Primetime Emmy Awards. Cox is classically trained, and began his career in the Royal Shakespeare Company. He has been active for over 40 years, earning the title of Commander of the Order of the British Empire (CBE) in 2002.

Suella Braverman is a Conservative MP, who served as Home Secretary on two separate occasions, first under Liz Truss, before being re-appointed a little under a week later by Rishi Sunak. She ran to be leader of the Conservative Party in 2022, and is known for her Eurosceptic and anti-immigration views. Braverman has faced several controversies, including saying that a plane taking asylum seekers to Rwanda was her “dream” and “obsession” and that the flying of a rainbow flag at the Home Office was a sign that the Conservatives had failed to “stop the lunatic woke mind virus”.

British actor and comedian Romesh Ranganathan has been a regular guest on several TV panel shows, including the likes of A League of Their Own and Have I Got News for You. Known for his self-deprecating comedy, he has performed multiple stand-up tours, the latest of which was released as a Netflix special, and has presented a number of programmes, such as The Weakest Link. More recently, Ranganathan has starred in feature films, making an appearance in Cinderella, and voice acting in Chicken Run and Despicable Me 4.

Debates for this term include the motion ‘This House Would Cancel Cancel Culture’, with conservative political commentator Dave Rubin and LGBTQ+ rights campaigner Peter Tatchell both set to speak. Also speaking, is Naomi Wolf, an American author who has been criticised for posting misinformation on COVID-19 vaccinations. 

The Oxford Union will also debate whether ‘There is No Moral Difference between American and Russian Foreign Policy’, hosting guest speakers such as former President of Ecuador Guillermo Lasso, former US Ambassador to Russia Michael McFaul, and Nina Kruscheva, the granddaughter of Soviet leader Nikita Khruschev.

There will also be a debate on if Taiwan’s future lies in reunification with China. For this topic, guest speakers will include Dr Huiyao Wang, a former counsellor to China’s state council, Nathan Law, an exiled Hong Kong democracy activist, and Zhou Fengsuo, a student leader of the 1989 Tiananmen Square protests who remains China’s fifth most wanted democracy advocate.

Other events this term include panels on international law and feminism, whilst in Week Two, the chamber will be the venue for a ‘Town vs Gown’ boxing event.

On the upcoming term, Union president Israr Khan told Cherwell: “At the core of this term card lies a commitment to placing the Union firmly on the global stage. The theme of this term resonates deeply with the world today: global leadership, challenging the liberal world order, and key debates on the Global South.

“We exist to challenge, provoke, and inspire action. And so, I invite you to be a part of this legacy. Don’t just watch from the sidelines – challenge our speakers, ask points of information. I would also like to take this opportunity to extend my warmest thanks to all those who have worked with me this quarter, and more broadly for the Oxford Union.”

New Year’s Resolutions: In or Out?

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As another year rolls around, I am (still) not doing enough exercise. And so, yet again, I will resolve to exercise more. But why am I not able to complete this New Year’s Resolution? Is it because there is something wrong with the concept of changing your life around the arbitrary date of January 1st? Or is it simply that my resolve just isn’t quite strong enough?

This year, I have decided that New Year’s Resolutions are out. Why am I not currently doing enough exercise? Because it is winter. It’s freezing cold, and dark outside at 4.00pm. If January 1st was to fall in the summer, it might be a different story. In the summer, I (shockingly) do more exercise, not just because of the weather, but also it’s far easier to find the time to exercise when I am not tied down by university life. So although I am resolving to exercise more, I won’t consider it a failure when I don’t go running at 7.00am, three times a week. Instead, I will reassess in the spring and make sure I am moving more as the weather improves.  At the end of the day, it doesn’t matter too much to me if I exercise for most of the year and take a hiatus during the coldest months.This doesn’t mean I’m doing away with my New Year’s Resolution completely, but I don’t want to be demotivated from the start. I want to give myself a chance at success. 

I should say that I am not just blaming the weather for my rather shaky commitment to doing more exercise. Last year, I decided to read more books than I did in 2022, and successfully completed this, according to my 2024 Goodreads challenge. I have also previously given up chocolate for Lent, and not caved in. So I don’t think it’s about me – I really do think that the arbitrary date of January 1st, being right in the middle of winter, is what’s stopping me. 

Structuring self-improvement around random dates rarely works. What if you want to improve your life in June? There’s no point waiting for January to roll around to make a difference. It’s much better to just get on with listening to that mindfulness podcast, or start getting up early to do some yoga. It is important to remember that, as students, our lives are structured not around the calendar year, but the academic one. It’s much easier to make good habits in our own calendars – calendars that begin in October, not January. Why not resolve to spend more time in the library in third year, instead of in the New Year? Or commit to changing your exercise habits in the summer, when you have more time, rather than when the deadlines are piling up in Hilary.

So New Year’s Resolutions, at least when considered in a strict way, are out. This year, I certainly want to improve myself. But my graduation this summer is a much bigger turning point than January 1st, and I’m sure I’ll see far more changes this summer and next autumn than I can force upon myself right now.

It’s time for a new view on college disparities

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Much noise has been made about college wealth disparities since the report last April – mostly negative. The very word ‘disparity’, or ‘inequality’, triggers some of our most visceral feelings – how can people at the same university end up having such a different experience of student life? Yet at the same time, we celebrate the diversity and eccentricity that the collegiate system fosters. Are these two feelings not in tension with each other? Perhaps approaching the issue mindful of this tension will allow a more balanced reflection on the matter.

The collegiate system is surely one of the great strengths of Oxford University. Few are those who do not enjoy comparing and competing over the relative merits of colleges – of their architecture, of their food, of their location. Even fewer, in my experience, are those who dislike their own college. Were we to live on the sterilised campus of one great identikit ‘Oxford University’, we should all imagine ourselves to be less fortunate.

Perhaps, therefore, we ought to approach the issue from this angle: seeing ourselves less as Oxonians and more as members of colleges each with their storied histories, together making up a greater whole. In this light, disparities seem less unacceptable: why, as members of separate, distinct institutions, ought we all to have the same experience as each other? 

If we are not so concerned that UCL, say, has a greater endowment than St Andrews, why the concern that Christ Church has more than another college? If we are reluctant to accept this pluralist principle, shouldn’t we be more concerned about redistributing money from wealthy Oxford as a whole towards other universities altogether?

Eccentric differences between colleges don’t just form contribute to their individual character.   They may also be a safeguard of Oxford’s future. Many alumni identify more strongly with their college than the University, and donate to their college accordingly. Would they be so generous if they donated to a central university fund, for example, rather than their old institutions? Keeping income streams separate helps maintain this individuality: a donor to Oriel may expect very different use of their gift from a donor to Wadham.

Is this just the rationalisation of a Mertonian who is quite happy with his college’s fortunate endowment? Perhaps. Many of the issues caused by college disparities should certainly concern us all. For all I wax lyrical about the advantages of pluralism, we are all united by taking the same exams and getting the same degrees. Can this really be right when a student at one college has benefited much more from the grants and other non-material perks (better facilities and the like) his peer at a poorer college has not? For many this will be immaterial, but we should not ignore that for some it can make a significant difference.

Likewise, while we may all be proud of our colleges now, how much did we know about colleges’ wealth as applicants? Certainly visiting Magdalen for the first time one cannot but be struck by its grandeur and surmise it to be a wealthy institution, but what of the fine-grained differences in between? And this doesn’t even touch upon pooling, or the intricacies of the allocation system, which remain veiled in mystery.

Perhaps, however, a more pressing concern ought to be the significant disparity in teaching from college to college – rather than wealth. It is of course a great benefit that so many different approaches can be trialled in one university – as Louis Brandeis called the individual states in American federal system ‘laboratories of democracy’, so colleges can be laboratories of education. In my own subject, Classics, I have seen how the lonely efforts of Jesus College in promoting the ‘active method’ of language teaching has encouraged its adoption by other colleges.

Yet on the other hand, it can be deeply frustrating, if not unfair, when one college is seen to take the tuition of its students so much more seriously than another, and even if the difference is merely of teaching style, it is not exactly easy to migrate to a more suitable college. Surely differences in the style and attentiveness of teaching, often separate from wealth, have a greater impact on academic success

The discussion about college disparities, then, raises a much broader question about the merits of the Oxford collegiate system. It seems to me unavoidable that a system which preserves the distinctiveness of its individual parts will necessarily involve some inequality, and that these disparities may result in injustices. Which we value more – uniformity or individuality – informs our politics and indeed our life much beyond the balance sheets of Oxford colleges.

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Inside Google’s fight against spammy AI content

Some struggles are eternal: Oxford vs Cambridge, Manchester United vs Liverpool, Tom vs Jerry, Batman vs the Joker, and of course, Google vs spammy content. With the rise of AI tools, this last struggle has heated up over the past couple of years. Google has taken aim at low-quality, spammy content and is implementing measures to maintain the integrity of its search results.

Google’s Approach to AI-Generated Content

Google’s primary focus is on the quality and usefulness of content, regardless of its origin. The company has stated that AI-generated content is acceptable as long as it adheres to its guidelines. They emphasise the importance of “helpful, reliable, people-first content” that demonstrates qualities of experience, expertise, authoritativeness, and trustworthiness (E-E-A-T)—one of the pillars of quality content generation.

Google also combats spammy AI-generated content in the following ways:

  • SpamBrain: Detects spam through machine learning.
  • Content Quality Algorithms: Filters out irrelevant or duplicate content.
  • Over-Optimisation Penalties: Flags keyword-stuffed material.
  • User Intent Focus: Prioritises content-matching search queries.
  • Page Experience Metrics: Demotes poorly optimised sites.
  • Manual Reviews: Ensures accuracy with human oversight.
  • Updates & Policies: Regular updates target violations and spam.

Many are now turning to digital marketing and PPC agencies to help ensure their content strategies align with Google’s standards, creating high-quality campaigns that drive traffic while avoiding penalties for spammy or low-value material.

The December 2024 Spam Update

In December 2024, Google rolled out a spam update aimed at enhancing its ability to detect and demote spammy content, including that generated by AI. This update is part of a series of algorithmic improvements throughout the year:

  • March Core Update: Improved content quality and enforced stricter spam policies.
  • June Spam Update: Targeted keyword stuffing and content duplication.
  • August Core Update: Demoted outdated SEO tactics and low-quality sites.
  • November Core Update: Broad improvements to search relevance and quality.
  • December Core Update: Enhanced content evaluation for better rankings.
  • December Spam Update: Strengthened global spam detection systems.

Impact on Content Creators and Website Owners

Google’s increased focus on AI-generated content has big implications for content creators and website owners. Take Forbes, for example—they recently stopped using freelance writers for their product review section, Forbes Vetted, in response to Google’s updated search policies targeting “site reputation abuse.” This shift highlights a growing industry trend of rethinking content strategies to meet Google’s standards for quality and authenticity.

To stay on the right side of these policies, content creators need to prioritise high-quality, original content that genuinely benefits users. AI tools can still play a role, but it’s essential to review and enhance their output with human insights. By striking this balance, creators can harness AI effectively without sacrificing the credibility or value of their content.

Conclusion

Google’s war on AI-generated content, with moves like the December 2024 spam update, shows it’s not messing around when it comes to keeping search results squeaky clean. By cracking down on spam and championing content that’s helpful, reliable, and genuinely useful, Google’s making sure the AI revolution doesn’t turn the internet into a junkyard of dodgy info.

Women’s Rugby World Cup 2025 preview

The Women’s Rugby World Cup 2025 is nearly here, and it’s shaping up to be something special. Hosted by none other than England, this tournament is ready to prove why women’s rugby is one of the most exciting and fastest-growing sports in the world.

Tournament Details

The Women’s Rugby World Cup 2025 kicks off on 22 August and runs until 27 September, breaking rugby news as it brings together 16 teams for the first time in either the men’s or women’s tournament’s history. This expanded format includes four pools of four teams, with the top two from each pool advancing to the knockout stages. This change highlights the growing competitiveness and global reach of women’s rugby.

Competing nations include heavyweights like England, New Zealand, and France, alongside emerging teams such as Japan, Italy, and South Africa. Fans can look forward to an exciting mix of established rugby powerhouses and new contenders ready to make their mark.

England as Hosts

As the birthplace of rugby and their dedication to growing the women’s game, England is a fitting host for a now globally-loved sport. Matches will take place in some of the country’s most iconic stadiums, promising fans and players an unforgettable experience. The confirmed venues include:

  • Twickenham Stadium, London (hosting the final)
  • Stadium of Light, Sunderland (hosting the opening match)
  • Brighton & Hove Albion Stadium, Brighton & Hove
  • Ashton Gate, Bristol
  • Sandy Park, Exeter
  • Salford Community Stadium, Manchester
  • Franklin’s Gardens, Northampton
  • York Community Stadium, York

Key Teams & Players to Watch

England’s Red Roses, buoyed by home advantage, will aim to turn their 2021 heartbreak into triumph. Zoe Aldcroft, a former World Rugby Women’s Player of the Year, is key to their campaign. New Zealand’s Black Ferns, six-time champions, remain the team to beat. Ruby Tui’s pace and energy will be central to their success.

France, known for their flair and resilience, are eager for a first title. Laure Sansus’s creativity could make all the difference. Other strong contenders like Australia and Canada have the potential to upset the favourites, with Australia’s emerging talent and Canada’s physicality making them teams to watch.

One exciting development is the inclusion of social media sensation Ilona Maher, who recently made the switch to rugby union. Known for her athleticism and flair, Maher will be looking to make a big impact for the USA if selected.

The Bigger Picture

This World Cup comes at a time when women’s rugby is growing like never before. With more media attention, investment, and grassroots initiatives, the sport is reaching new heights. Hosting the tournament in England gives women’s rugby a massive platform and will hopefully follow in the footsteps of women’s football, inspiring future generations and attracting even more fans.

Predictions

The usual favourites will dominate discussions, but World Cups always have surprises in store. England’s home advantage and recent form make them strong contenders, but New Zealand’s proven track record can’t be ignored.

Whatever happens, the Women’s Rugby World Cup 2025 is set to deliver some nail-biting matches, unforgettable moments, and a celebration of how far the women’s game has come. Get ready for the action, and let the countdown begin!

Interest rates held: What does this mean for SMEs in 2025?

As we kick off 2025, central banks have decided to press the snooze button on interest rates following a financially chaotic year. For SMEs, this decision has sparked debates on whether this will be a blessing or a burden. The effects of these steady rates are anything but simple, stirring up a mix of excitement and dread over borrowing costs, investment plans, cash flow, and the state of the market.

A Brief Recap of 2024

In 2024, central banks, including the Bank of England, focused on balancing inflation control with economic stability. Earlier rate hikes helped to rein in inflation but also left many SMEs struggling with higher borrowing costs. Keeping rates steady now offers a break from monetary tightening, but the impact on SMEs is far from straightforward.

The Positives for SMEs

1)   Predictable Borrowing Costs

One immediate benefit of held rates is stability in borrowing costs. For SMEs, which often rely on loans or credit facilities, this predictability alongside efficient payroll software allows better financial planning. Businesses with existing variable-rate loans can breathe a sigh of relief as repayments remain steady, avoiding further strain on cash flow.

2)   Investment Opportunities

Static rates create a conducive environment for investments, especially in sectors poised for growth. SMEs considering expansion, equipment upgrades, or new ventures may find this a strategic moment to act. Banks and lenders are likely to maintain competitive rates for business loans, creating access to capital.

3)   Boosted Consumer Confidence

Stable rates can positively influence consumer behaviour. For SMEs in retail, hospitality, or consumer-driven sectors, this could translate into stronger spending, increased sales, and improved profit margins. A steady rate environment helps mitigate fears of economic instability, encouraging spending rather than saving.

Challenges SMEs Could Face

1)   Limited Room for Growth

Stable rates bring predictability but may signal broader economic challenges. Without rate cuts, central banks remain wary of inflation, which could restrict growth. For SMEs relying on strong consumer or business spending, this might limit opportunities.

2)   Continued High Costs

Although rates haven’t increased, they remain elevated compared to pre-pandemic levels. Many SMEs, especially those in energy-intensive industries or dealing with supply chain disruptions, still face significant cost pressures. Held rates may offer little respite for businesses already operating on thin margins.

3)   Uncertainty in Global Markets

Global economic conditions continue to evolve, with geopolitical tensions, trade uncertainties, and fluctuating commodity prices. SMEs trading internationally or sourcing materials globally may still encounter volatility, irrespective of domestic rate decisions.

Looking Ahead

SMEs should review their debt obligations to ensure repayments are manageable, and consider fixed-rate loans for stability if rates increase. Stable borrowing costs also provide opportunities for strategic investments, such as diversifying operations or exploring new markets. Monitoring inflation trends and central bank policies will help businesses adapt quickly to changes.

As 2025 kicks into gear, steady interest rates hand SMEs a mixed bag of stability and headaches. Predictable borrowing costs and confident consumers are a plus, but pesky high expenses and global uncertainties mean businesses can’t just sit back and relax. To come out on top, SMEs need to stay resilient, aim for sustainable growth, and keep adaptable for whatever’s around the corner.

38% of students report decline in mental health since joining Oxford

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CW: Mental health, sexual assault, discrimination

The Student Union’s latest welfare report investigated the impact of academic workload on students’ mental health, as well as other challenges including harassment and discrimination. Rosalie Chapman, author of the report and last year’s Vice President for Welfare, described the findings as a “call for urgent action”. It found that 76% of students had felt anxious and 44% had felt depressed during their time at Oxford University. Additionally, nearly one in five women (19%) reported unwanted sexual behaviour, whilst one in five BAME students reported bullying and harassment.

The findings showed that 38% of students reported that their mental health had worsened since coming to Oxford: 24% saying it worsened and 14% that it had slightly worsened. 32% said it had stayed the same, and 30% that it had fluctuated. 74% of students said that their university course adversely affected their mental health, with a commonly cited reason being a “fear of being inferior to others on my course”, and one respondent writing that “the burnout from workload is chronic”. 

Alongside academic pressure, financial strain and social isolation were other commonly cited factors impacting upon students’ mental health, according to responses to an open-ended question. Discrimination, the stress of student leadership, and drinking culture were also frequently named. Social connections and the college community were identified as having a positive effect on wellbeing. 

The report found 15% of students reported experiencing discrimination. There was a higher incidence of discrimination against BAME, disabled, and LGBTQ students, particularly transgender students. LGBTQ respondents reported a larger rate of sexual violence (21.5%) than straight respondents (8.7%). 

Responding to questions on bullying and harassment, 13% of students said they had experienced unwanted sexual behaviour in the previous academic year and 11% said they had experienced bullying and harassment.

There was significant support for the introduction of a reading week. 65% of students believed it would help them with stress and workload. Despite the infamous “Fifth Week Blues”, it was Week Six that students found the most challenging.

The report also discovered that just 35% of students were satisfied with welfare support and that 40% had never used it. Further, while 94% of respondents were aware of College Welfare Support, only 74% were aware of the University Counselling Service.

The survey, carried out by Chapman and supervised by current SU President Dr Addi Haran Diman, surveyed 2,116 students, of which 66% were undergraduates, 17% Postgraduate DPhil, and 15% Postgraduate Masters.

Chapman told Cherwell: “This report is a vital resource for pushing for long-overdue changes to welfare services, structural inequalities, and policy reform. Ultimately I hope these findings will be the catalyst for a better, more supportive and more inclusive Oxford.”

In response, a spokesperson for the University told Cherwell: “We take the wellbeing of our students very seriously and encourage those who are in need of support to access the extensive welfare provision available at both University and college level.”

Kiss Bar Oxford permanently closed by landlords after 23 years

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Kiss Bar, a late-night venue on Park End Street, has been permanently closed just months after ATIK Oxford was shut down in the same building. The owners made the announcement on social media, explaining that the decision was forced on them by landlords, who wish to repurpose the building. 

Writing on Facebook, Kiss Bar said: “They [the landlords] have decided to take back all of the premises situated within their building, in a view to change the purpose of the building, therefore this obviously means we have to go.” The venue had been running for 23 years until its closure was announced on Sunday 22nd December.

Kiss described having experienced a “reduction with the foot fall” after ATIK shut down earlier in the year. The bar had previously been home to both “Intrusion”, a Goth and Industrial Night, as well as “Metaaal!!!”, a club night dedicated to heavy metal music, although Kiss has said this will not be the end of these events.

The bar had been a popular venue with students at Oxford University. One student told Cherwell: “I’m devastated that Kiss is shutting down – especially following the closure of ATIK too.” Another added: “It just feels like nightlife in Oxford is dying, there’s a place closing down practically every week.” Commenting on the Facebook post, one user described it as a “true legacy being lost” and another said that they “felt for the younger generation”. 

In the post, the owners thanked both their customers and staff, saying: “You helped to create one of the best party destinations in Oxford and we will be forever grateful to you.”

The closure marks another blow to Oxford nightlife, a sector which has been struggling nationwide, exacerbated by the impact of both Covid-19 and the cost-of-living crisis. The Night Time Industries Association recently warned that if closures continue at their current rate, there will be no clubs left in the UK by New Year’s Eve of 2029.

Cherwell has contacted New Cantay House and Kiss Bar Oxford for comment.

Gladiator II: A lack-lustre return to Rome

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With Gladiator II, Ridley Scott returns to the streets of imperial Rome not in triumph, but to decidedly muted applause. Despite earning the director a record breaking box-office opening, the film is of such varying quality as to fall well short of the anticipatory hype. Most viewers will happily concede the creative licence to garble the historical intricacies of the story being told; audiences are less likely to suspend their judgement in the case of contrived narratives, lazy inconsistencies, or the tackiness visually glossing the project.

After a flurry of frenetic brushstrokes offering a refresher of the first film’s events, the audience is introduced to their main protagonist, Hanno (Paul Mescal). In what might have been played for an engaging twist had the game not been explicitly given away from the very first trailer, this Hanno is none other than the Lucius Verus of the earlier film, son of Lucilla (Connie Nielsen) and, it is revealed, Maximus Decimus Meridius (Russell Crowe). Lucius lives in peaceful exile beyond the Roman frontier until his home is sacked by a relentlessly expansionist Roman army and he is thrown into his new life as a gladiator. Proving himself in various arenas with increasingly challenging odds, Lucius reaches the heights of the Colosseum as a favourite of the masses, before finally having the opportunity to direct his vengeance at the imperial government he blames for his woes.

If those plot beats seem familiar, it is for good reason. Whole swathes of this second film feel like a regurgitation of the first. An inability to decide whether it is a direct remake or a continuation of the characters’ stories renders the whole thing somewhat listless. Contrived coincidences drive the narrative, and Mescal’s one-dimensional performance is appropriate for a character reduced to mere plot device. The thoughtful writing of the earlier film is nowhere to be found, with characters inexplicably quoting Latin before promptly translating it into English. The audience is left wondering what these Romans had been speaking prior to that point.

These attempts to imitate a successful predecessor (this time, with more swords and beasts) gives the film the uncanny air of a Marvel movie. Another shared feature is the surprisingly hit-and-miss CGI, cringeworthy at times and certain to date the film. It says much that the score, while effective, is at its emotive best only when sampling Hans Zimmer’s original soundtrack. Compounding this, Scott’s choice to move away from the gritty texture of physical film to digital cinematography renders the world in a colourful but artificial veneer. Surely recognising the inevitable comparisons with its precursor, Scott has done nothing to enable his latest project to stand confidently in its own right.

With all this said, the film has an impressive command of scale, and the costume and set design are a feast for the eyes. Though playing fast and loose with the reigns of the emperors involved, there is a very real flavour of ancient Rome here; a sympathetic reckoning with imperial conquest’s aftermath outside the walls of a captured city is a standout moment of grounding. Even the most bitter critic will struggle not to enjoy the many well choreographed fight-scenes or the rich depth added by the performances of Joseph Quinn, Connie Nielsen, and Denzel Washington. It is largely through the latter’s deliciously charming Macrinus that political themes pertinent for today are explored. The answers to the questions raised are less satisfying, with an uncomfortably eugenicist logic countering ‘might makes right’ with the bizarre ‘proper breeding makes right’. Meanwhile, the depravity of Geta and Caracalla can be physically identified by the mere dint of their grotesque makeup and sallow, pockmarked skin.

The film, comfortably revelling in its own visual splendour, is without doubt a romp. Fun so long as it lasts, pull too hard at the narrative threads on reflection and it may start to unravel. Like its timeless precursor, Gladiator II presents and challenges a ‘Dream that was Rome’; unfortunately for Scott, the film’s most dreamlike quality is probably how easily it will be forgotten.