Beating the bounds Last Thursday saw 70
 people process through Oxford in a traditional ceremony known as
 “the Beating of the bounds,” to mark out parish
 boundaries on Ascension Day. In keeping as close as possible to
 the actual bounds of St Michael’s parish, the procession was
 watched by bemused onlookers as it walked through various shops,
 bars and colleges saying prayers and beating the specially marked
 boundary stones with their sticks. By Karolina Edge  Don cavalry charge A New College don will
 lead the cavalry charge in a film about Alexander the Great.
 Robin Lane Fox, Reader in Ancient History, waived his fee for
 being consulted on the film’s historical background in
 return for the privilege of appearing on screen. The film,
 entitled Alexander, is due to be released in November. By Thomas
 Pusey  Norman Remains Builders working on Abingdon
 Road have uncovered 1,000-year-old ruins, thought to have been
 built by Norman adventurer Robert d’Oilly, an Oxford
 nobleman who fought at the Battle of Hastings. The remains are
 believed to be part of a great Grandpoint causeway conceived by
 him. It is hoped that they will eventually go on public display.
 By Tess Andrews  LMH Reject Mast The LMH JCR have voted to
 reject a proposal to build a mobile phone mast in college by a
 sizable margin. This comes after significant concerns raised by
 students of the health risks such as mast would pose. LMH thus
 has to forgo a projected £4000 in revenue the mast would have
 raised.  Catholic condoms The Papal Nuncio was
 challenged mid sermon last Sunday at the Oxford Catholic
 Chaplaincy. Archbishop Pablo Puente, an influential figure in the
 Church, was preacing when there was an embarassing interruption.
 An unidentified voice loudly exclaimed, “Your Excellency,
 but how can you reconcile Oxford and the Catholic Church with
 their banning of the use of condoms in Africa, with HIV?”
 Two priests physically escorted the proponent of these views out
 of the service. By Debbie Moss  Baby Dragon Hoax A ‘baby dragon’
 found in a jar has turned out to be a hoax. Allistair Mitchell
 admitted creating the myth to stir up interest for his
 unpublished book, Unearthly History. The dragon was formed out of
 latex at the cost of £6,000. The stunt worked: Waterstone’s
 agreed to distribute the book and HarperCollins subsequently
 offered him a $150,000 three-book deal. By Thomas Pursey  Test the animals Oxford Physiology Professor,
 Tipu Aziz, has criticized plans for a national centre dedicated
 to the study of animal testing alternatives. He accused the
 government of sending the message that present labs excessively
 experiment on animals. He added that it would encourage demands
 for the complete cessation of all testing which would
 “paralyze research,” he claimed. By Mark HobelARCHIVE: 4th week TT 2004 


 
                                    