Going Up
Naples
The Italian city celebrated its first day of official recognition for its most famous contribution to cuisine: the pizza. Celebrate on Tuesday with a two for one Dominos – just don’t eat them both yourself.The Italian city celebrated its first day of official recognition for its most famous contribution to cuisine: the pizza. Celebrate on Tuesday with a two for one Dominos – just don’t eat them both yourself.
Cat Owners
People with cats are more likely to have university degrees than those with dogs, according to a scientific survey of pet ownership. Mansfield are sorted then…
Itchy Feet
We’ve all been waiting for this: Itchy Feet are coming to Oxford this Tuesday. A mix of ska, swing and a bit of rock’n’roll…everyone’s dancing french rock, no-one has a clue how to. It’s fun, believe me.
Autumn Babies
According to Australian scientists, babies born in Autumn are more likely to become professional sportsmen. I’m not sure that all you Summer babies should give up your blues hopes just yet.
Going Down
John Terry
The centre back has been stripped of the captaincy following news that he had had an affair with his teammate’s girlfriend. He just doesn’t know where to place those balls…
Pheasants
A pheasant is terrorising the North Yorkshire village of Newsham near Richmond – trapping people in their homes and attacking people in the street. We’re not sure how scared we’d be by a pheasant, but Famous Grouse made us feel pretty bad this morning…
Valentine’s Day
And here it goes again: couples snuggling, ‘I love you’ plastered on every window display and general depression if you’re single.
Peter Griffin
A study has revealed that a third of Britons think that Peter Griffin from ‘Family Guy’ is the leader of the BNP. Not quite sure who comes off worse from that confusion… Is it bad that we would love to see him on Question Time?
