Brasenose JCR decided this Sunday to make one student eat a dictionary.
The motion was written in response to a motion from Andrew Sillett, a Brasenose finalist, which complained about the poor use of grammar by the JCR committee and compelled them to buy a dictionary.
“Even an Oxford college placed at 26th on the Norrington Table should have a JCR committee vaguely cognizant of the English language. This JCR therefore proposes that the committee issue a joint apology to the JCR for the mental anguish caused by their oversights and that they purchase an Oxford English Dictionary and use it.”
This motion was passed with the amendments that Andrew Sillett should buy the dictionary and provide grammar lessons for JCR committee members.
The following emergency motion was then put forward by Ed Chalk and passed by an overwhelming majority.
“Andrew Sillett is in desperate need of a sense of perspective, tact, and the proper uses for his free time. He is in even greater need of a sense of humour. This JCR therefore proposes that having suggested that the JCR purchase an Oxford English Dictionary, Andrew be forced to eat it. He may choose any appropriate seasonings and condiments – might we suggest humility?”
After the motion had passed, Ed Chalk was asked if the motion was a joke motion which would mean the reward of a crate of beer. He replied that, if he had to choose between a crate of beer and the joy of watching Mr Sillett eat a dictionary he would sacrifice the beer.
