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Ophelia Balls

Creaming Spires: 8th week Trinity

Ophelia Balls makes the most of the last crewdate of term

Creaming Spires – 6th week Trinity

Ophelia treks for sex

Creaming Spires – 5th week Trinity

Ophelia Balls gets over-familiar with a friend

Creaming Spires – 4th week Trinity

Ophelia Balls heads to Cowley in search of the Hipster

Creaming Spires: 3rd week Trinity

Ophelia Balls discusses the pros and cons of physical activities with an Oxford Blue

Creaming Spires – 2nd week Trinity

Ophelia Balls discovers first-hand that bored people are boring people

Fifty Shades of Cosmo

Ophelia Balls takes Cosmo's sex advice at face value, from the sublime to the ridiculous