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Review: Me & Mike

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Formulating opinions upon a piece of new writing after having only experienced a small segment of it, as I had to do when writing the preview for this show, is always a curious affair. A process of synecdoche must be enacted, whereby one must make generalisations and extensions to whatever is actually shown in the preview itself. As such, when I stated “Go, take forty minutes out of your evening of procrastination and see the play … for once with new writing at the BT, you won’t regret it”, I was as much urging myself as I was the reader. The finished whole was as much a mystery to me as it will be to anyone else who hasn’t seen it yet.

A project as ambitious and unusual as Me & Mike left a lot of room for error. It makes use projection (both still images and video), which opens up myriad possibilities of technological teething problems that could dent or even derail its five day run. Its narrative style – vignettes – opens up the possibility of disjointedness and/or lack of coherence. The play relies on a stellar performance from its lead (and only) actor Will Stevens. The writing, which I had only a small taste in the preview, could turn out to be far less interesting than that in the single scene I was presented with.

And yet it doesn’t. A small hiccup in the playing of a video clip on opening night was covered by Stevens, who hardly flinched when it became clear something wasn’t quite working. The abrupt cuts in the music cues between vignettes, at first somewhat off-putting, feed into a larger comment on the vacuous nature of modern living. The flats that hang towards the back of the stage add to this idea, being staggered so as to create a slightly unnerving dislocation to the images shown, though without ever affecting our ability to perceive what they are showing.

Stevens is remarkable. His speech rhythms and the half-excited, half-nervous tone he adopts create a blend of eagerness, vulnerability and intimacy that otherwise is only seen amongst toddlers. It works. He, under Laura Day’s excellent direction, takes Alexander Hartley’s script and delivers it beautifully, ensuring that every offhand joke and moment of black comedy shines through – there were far more laughs on the opening night than I had anticipated when watching the preview.

The character that Day and Stevens have built is an intriguingly multifaceted creation. Compulsively organised – at one point outlining the minutiae of his forthcoming day whilst shaving, and creating plan after plan after plan throughout – whilst simultaneously suffering from a ceaseless feeling of powerlessness and meaninglessness. The twenty-something student will no doubt empathise, not least when he speaks of saving phone credit, or when he struggles to dance to in-vogue electronic music, or in an extended confession scene: “I think I am the most interesting person I have ever met… I don’t actually go to Mass, I only said that because it makes me look like the kind of person I want to be…Whenever I meet someone new I try and put off them realising I am worthless and egotistical for as long as possible.” These are the ugly thoughts that pop into many of our heads, but which we bury and ignore. That the narrator is sharing them with us only strengthens the intimate dialogue between speaker and interloper that Stevens so masterfully curates. 

Me & Mike is less of a play in the conventional sense, and far more of a glimpse into the life of someone. The narrator was written by Hartley without a gender in mind, meaning that there is none of the stereotypical macho maleness that can sometimes be found in the psyche of male characters. Rather, he is a multivalent creation, but one with which we can all identify. Someone who invites their lover over to watch David Attenborough and ends up having sex. Someone who sometimes thinks of other people during sex. Someone who wants to be successful but who is afraid of the wider world, afraid that it is hostile to them, afraid that is meaningless. This one was certainly worth a watch.

The Oxonian Dandy

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Sadly, for many, Trinity Term is associated with exams; however, the modern dandy may stave off the worries and stresses of examinations by consoling himself with the promise of a Summer Ball. While forking out a large sum of precious cash just for the excuse to dress up might seem decadent (we must not pretend that the main attraction of a ball is anything else than donning evening attire), one must remember that the fashion opportunities of a ball are infrequent: where else is there such an abundance of other appreciative dandies that can bask in the splendour of your soirée raiment?

The dress codes of a summer ball realistically come in two strands, that of the black or white tie. However, there are some articles akin to both of these ensembles. A shirt is something which can (and, of course, should) readily be worn with tails or a dinner jacket. A wing collar, while not essential, lends itself to bridging the gap. The keen and ambitious boulevardier will variate in the frontage, however. While there won’t be undue complaints with a waffled or textured Marcella, there won’t be compliments, either. On the other hand, a shirt which would not fit the category of ‘dress shirt’ could invite abuse and even invective the next day on rival dandies’ web blogs. Your M&S white shirt from school should be avoided. In fact, it should probably have been thrown away quite some time ago. The man who really will pull in the flattery wears a ½’’ pleat either with a wing or semi-spread collar. I would never trust a man with a full-spread collar, and, in my personal experience, I have found chaps who front themselves with a ¾’’ pleat tend to be over-compensating for something.

I cannot more heartily recommend a dress shirt with an alternate back. I have a particularly fancy one with a pair of gilded and blanketed elephants rampant on a mauve backing, with their trunks so held above their heads as to enable a stork each to perch atop, while from their trailing ears dangle baskets of papaya and banana. De-robe yourself at about midnight and revel as onlookers queue up for selfies with your adorned back.

Trousers, regrettably, are items which cannot be doubled up. Many punters without true knowledge of evening formalwear will often cite a distinction between trousers of a white tie and black tie variety, which lies in a double or a single stripe. However, examination of vintage Saville Row white tie suits show examples both of single and double striped ribbons. The real difference comes in the length, to avoid any white showing down the flanks from shirt or waistcoat with white tie. If you can manage to fasten your trousers about where the nipples lie, you’re doing very well indeed.

The jacket, really, should be an extension of your personality, and the options are endless. With permutations ranging to include double-breasted dinner jackets or wide-lapelled tailcoats, any adept in the field of dressage ought to be well able to bedeck himself in an adventurous top-layer. My advice is to find somewhere to try on a selection.

Next week: hats

Album review: The Colour in Anything

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One gets lost in James Blake’s new album The Colour in Anything. At 17 songs it’s a mammoth undertaking, but the listener is invited into Blake’s world of melancholy confusion, and is quickly captured by it. Disbelief characterises the first section of the album, Blake singing, “I can’t believe you don’t want to see me anymore” on opener ‘Radio Silence’. The lyric is beautiful, with Blake crystallising the doubt and a devastation of having one’s heart broken in jarringly simple language. His voice cries against the wash of synthesisers, fighting against the hammering, rising mass, which moves him into a pained, humble shout: “I don’t know how you feel”. The beautiful choral tone he has isolates him within the wash of sound that the song becomes: the lyrics are solemn, childish perhaps. Blake is vulnerable: “Just please, more time”, he half-asks. He grants himself it. This allows him to create space within the songs, and they have a cavernous quality, making the work feel even larger than it already is.

On ‘Points’, a sharp, whirring alarm rises unbearably, Blake’s voice vaulting with it, only for him to cut everything, he coolly speaks, “It’s sad that you’re no longer her”. This is Blake at his best, with ‘Love Me in Whatever Way’ again giving a central role to his stunning choral voice. ‘Timeless’ sees Blake at his more experimental and contemplative. Over the lattice of synths, kick drums and warped, shifting, refrains Blake sings, “I’m acting my age”. Blake is here playing homage to the underground electronic scene that he has grown out of, and making a comment upon the narrowing divide between commercial pop and electronic music. Blake has mastered this art of melancholy electro-pop, bringing together ostensibly disparate sounds into a cohesive, textured synergy.

‘f.o.r.e.v.e.r.’ sees Blake alone at the piano, and it is raw with emotional power. It has the feel of a song recorded in one take as was the case for ‘DLM’ from Overgrown. His falsetto is stunning, and the final 30 seconds are heartrending, Blake again proving himself as an accomplished lyricist, singing, “I noticed just how slow the killer bees wings beat,/ and how wonderful,/ how wonderful, /how wonderful you were”. His voice climbs down from falsetto, seeming to lull the keys into outro.

Perhaps the standout song of the album is ‘I Need a Forest Fire’, on which he collaborates with Bon Iver. Justin Vernon’s opening cry of “Hoo” is responded to by Blake: “nice”, he mutters in the backdrop of the studio, apparently enjoying the relief from loneliness that Vernon provides. It is touches like these that add to the emotional authenticity of the album. Vernon and Blake have worked together before, on ‘Fall Creek Boys Choir’ but ‘I Need a Forest Fire’ is a more accomplished piece. Blake provides a refrain, with Vernon launching into the track, his voice soaring over the stuttering bass and kick drum in one of the album’s finest turns. It is the space that is created which again astounds, the song moving effortlessly, from a duet o f powerful, swelling harmonies to Blake and Vernon isolated from one another, their respective parts clattering into one another as the song falls to conclusion. ‘The Noise above our Heads’ is unremarkable as is ‘My Willing Heart’ and ‘Waves Know Shores’. They are, perhaps, extraneous, but they remain quietly moving, and they contribute to the mass of melancholy that ‘Choose me’ accentuates. This song is a demonstration of Blake’s masterful ability to take a song up to a roaring climax, as he does on songs such as ‘Life Round Here’ and ‘I Never Learned to Share’ from his two previous LPs. The title track appears late in the album, and by this time he seems more comfortable with the loss he has suffered, but no less pained.

The album is a maze of swollen soundscapes through which Blake’s vocals cut a path; a path that seems to slowly circle towards self-belief. The length of the album has been viewed as problematic by some, but I feel Blake intends the listener to get lost in the 17 songs, to join with Blake, to meet him in the maze, as his heavily vocoded voice trills on the album closer ‘Meet Me in the Maze’. Blake’s three year silence has been broken, and the release of The Colour in Anything seems like an effort to free himself from the isolation that the 17 eddying, labyrinthine tracks capture wonderfully

A Beginner’s Guide to… Vienna Ditto

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Vienna Ditto are a band which defy description. Whereas most two-pieces are unfairly and unimaginatively labelled as the next White Stripes, Vienna Ditto happily describe themselves as “voodoo sci-fi blues” which falls “somewhere between a Quentin Tarantino soundtrack, a charity shop Bacharach-on-the-Moog-synthesiser album and a bad night on the brown acid”. Comprehensive.

However, despite the strength of brand new EP Ticks, this freneticism is only really channelled by seeing them live. They journeyed to Oxford on Friday night, and with a vicious guitar attack, electronic trickery and infectious giggling, they commanded the darkness of the Bullingdon stage, with guitarist-cum-technician-cum-multi-instrumentalist Nigel being essentially led around the venue by his guitar à la Wilko Johnson, while performing all manner of button-pressing and tech-wizardry in between songs, often leading to the dismayed yet hopeful, “Is this song loaded?”

When the songs did load, they were invariably carried by a snarling lyricism from lead singer Hatty, one-time guitar pupil of Nigel. While their set was regularly punctured by technical difficulties and communication breakdowns, it was always endearingly well-natured enough to avoid a loss of momentum, often relying on wordplay and quips to fill the silence.

Their appearance in Oxford was to promote their aforementioned new EP Ticks, which is a disgustingly strong showing from such a budding band. If they tighten up their set and keep churning out such haunting and intelligent tracks, the world is all before them.

You fucked her and now you’re fucked

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Since the moment Wanda had given birth, since the second Paul had known that the baby had survived, it had been impossible for the nurses, the doctors, or anyone for that matter, to diffuse the cloud of helplessness and panic that he emitted. They all left him alone now.

Paul sat with a heightened sense of living. Although he was frozen to one of the uncushioned plastic chairs that lined the walls of that grey hospital room, he felt every atom of his body vibrate with panic. At this moment, he was conscious that each and every breath he took was yet another mark of the length of time he had let pass without speaking to Wanda or looking at the child he wished they had never accidentally fucked into life.

Swaddled in white cotton and the arms of its mother, it murmured barely human sounds. Crossing both his legs and his arms, he attempted to shelter himself from the conversation that he knew was coming but wanted desperately to avoid. His mind, at present, was struggling to come to terms with what he viewed as a quickly disappearing future with any hint of independence about it. Formulating sentences was a skill that would come back to him, he assumed. For now, as he sat there living in the silences between the ticks of the wall-clock, he would be silent and think up what he could say that could possibly win him back from his life from the living accident in the arms of his girlfriend.

The baby waved its balled-up fist in the air in an irritating approximation of a victory wave. Paul gritted his teeth and looked down at his feet. “You’re fucked,” he thought. “You fucked her and now you’re fucked,” was the thought that zipped from one side of his brain to the other over and over now.

“What shall we call her?” was the purred phrase that carried across the space between the hospital bed and Paul’s hunched form. Trying to think past the background hum of his panicked thoughts, he looked up. He looked at Wanda for the first time in what must have been hours. She was a new person, in a way. No one looked the same now. Did he look the very same as he had before? Before he fully knew what he was saying, his panic pushed up an answer tainted with his grief for his own future, with the bitterness of a survivor who has watched their best friend die.

“Why not ‘Alleyway’?” he spat. “Name her after the place she was bloody conceived.”

As he said this he watched the warmth in her tired eyes fade only to be replaced by an enraged intensity.

“Don’t be such a bloody baby, Paul,” she whispered. The curl of her lip and the arch of her brow warned him not to antagonise her any further. He looked down again, unable to return her gaze.

“She’s yours too,” he heard, “She’s both of ours, and I want you to at least have some say in the name she has for the rest of her life.”

To Paul, the steel in her tone was another call to arms. He readied his weapon tongue. “I didn’t want to have it. I —”

“Her”, Wanda parried, before he could continue. He paused and re-worded. “I didn’t want to have her at all. You wanted her. You made a choice to have this life now and I wasn’t part of that choice. And I don’t want to have that life.”

As if pulled back on a bungee cord, he snapped to the back of his chair. He had spent the majority of his energy on that shout and now he quivered with adrenaline, each breath making him feel slightly sicker, each inhalation allowing more anger to mount up inside him. Wanda raised her pale head and looked down on him.

“You were part of the choice to fuck me drunk in the streets,” she whispered through gritted teeth. “And no matter what you would rather have happened, you were part of the choice I made to keep her. So for fuck’s sake, Paul, help me choose a name!”

The baby in her arms snuffled loudly, threatening to cry. As she bent her head to soothe the infant, Paul suddenly stood up, ready to storm out of the door of the room and leave. But then he stopped. His knees locked. Wanda’s eyes darted up from her child to meet his gaze. As she took in the fact that he was standing, the tension in her face left it completely. Her mouth dropped half open and her eyes widened.

“Paul, stay here.” Almost a warning, mostly a plea.

He was deaf to her. He knew that by standing up, he had constructed a divergence in the road of his life but he was held from moving. He looked to Wanda, to the life she held in her arms that he had helped make. He looked into her fear-widened eyes. And he had to look away.

He moved toward the door.

“Paul!”

He couldn’t be held back now. With his hand on the door he wrenched it open, brought himself through, and shut it behind him. He heard a muffled scream of his name through the door and it pushed him further away.

And the further he willed himself away, the safer he felt from the responsibility he had nearly had to take on. Each stride down the white, sanitized corridors of the hospital shielded him from Wanda’s cries, shielded him from his unnamed child, shielded him from his future.

He walked from the confines of the hospital into the open air and focused on the road before him. The horizon was his only destination. Yet as far as he would go, Wanda’s cries still echoed in his ears. Fear and guilt flavoured the inside of his mouth, and on the wind he seemed always to hear her beg him to stay.

Thoughts of the anonymous child in Wanda’s arms chased him down the road as his pace quickened. And confronted by these thoughts, he walked away.

Rewind: Shakespeare’s Sonnets

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On May 20 1609, Thomas Thorpe published Shake-speares Sonnets: Neuer Before Imprinted. The subtitle suggests a hint of the controversy – many believe Shakespeare never wanted the Sonnets published, and even that Thorpe may have acquired the poems by accidental or illicit means. However I feel we can forgive Thorpe for his potential misdealings: without him we may have never received some of the most beautiful and influential English poetry ever written.

What is it about the Sonnets which makes them so interesting? Partly it is the air of mystery and ambiguity that surrounds the collection. Is the speaker a fictional character, or the voice of William Shakespeare himself? Who is the Dark Lady, or the Fair Youth? Does the speaker love the latter sexually, or platonically? The Sonnets raise questions about love, relationships and gender roles.

Leaving these intellectual musings aside, the fact of the matter is that the Sonnets are wonderful poems, delightfully expressive and full of emotion. It is hard not to smile to yourself as you become immersed in Shakespeare’s language, his clever wordplay and images.

Yet these poems are not simply lofty, whimsical expressions of pure love. The Sonnets are witty and vulgar too – six sweeping declarations of passion and classical illusions are intertwined with jealousy, spite, humour, suffering and crude sexual innuendo. So many aspects of personal relationships and the human condition are found within the Sonnets.

To wax lyrical about Shakespeare’s greatness and legacy has become something of an irritating cliché, particularly since the recent 400th anniversary commemorations of his death – ‘Bardolatry’, especially at the moment, is rife.

Ignoring (if indeed one can) all his plays, influence on and contributions to the English language, just reading the Sonnets reminds you of his great skill as a poet. Is there anyone, even amongst those who have never read a line of Shakespeare, who does not experience a glimmer of recognition – and feeling – at the immortal line, ‘Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day’? So I thank Thorpe, wherever he may be. Regardless of whether he found the Sonnets through dishonesty or by happy accident, he gave the world a masterpiece.

A Moment of Enchantment

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Photography: Richard Wakefield

Models: Angelina Eddington, Ella Harding, Ollie Antcliff & Lachlan Green

Dresses: Aspire Style

Hair & Makeup: Brothers Oxford

Creative Directing: Aini Putkonen

Dress guide to Oxford balls

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The scene plays out on a summer evening; live music electrifies the senses as couples sway back and forth in the dusky light. It’s a vision anyone would dream to be part of, and as an Oxford University student, one that can be realised. Although we are halfway through Trinity and have already experienced some amazing college balls, there are still plenty lined up for the final week of term. If you are lucky enough to be attending, you are guaranteed a night to remember and, to really complete the evening, you need a dress to match. Here are some recommendations to help you stand out from the crowd.

Queen’s ‘A Night on the Orient Express’ is set to be a truly lavish event, promising to “take you to your dream destination”, so your dress should similarly transport you to fantasy lands. Think metropolitan London, with sharp, clean lines contrasted by smoky eyes, or the Parisian-inspired deep rouges and corseted bodices of the neo burlesque. The ultimate globe-trotter may channel Middle Eastern belly-dancing with a glamourous co-ord crop top and long skirt look, or play upon the idea of the Venetian mask with overstated, stylised make-up.

Alternatively, look no further than this year’s MET Gala when attending University College’s ‘Interstellar’ Ball. Be adventurous with your outfit as you explore the “UNIVerse of unlimited possibilities”. Space-age silver may be clichéd, so why not try holographic or metallic fabrics that appear different colours in different lights? Mirror the depths of space with full skirts and graphic colour play, adding volume and drama, while the most creative of you may be influenced by the Roman goddess Venus who lends her name to the brightest planet in the night sky, by possessing her hot beauty and classical grace.

Wadham’s fresh and edgy reinvention of ‘Wonderland’ guarantees “a neon and electric futuristic” vibe. Therefore, be daring in your choices – long slits, cut outs and mesh panelling are the guests of honour, with splashes of bright colours to complete the look. A feminine or androgynous tailored suit harkens back to the novel’s Victorian background, but also puts a new spin on ball attire. Then, steal the make-up trend of the 2016 s/s runways with electric blue eyeliner to be an up-dated Alice, or make the Mad Hatter proud with fascinators and daring millinery. Glitter and coloured hair will not go amiss for the bravest attendees.

In comparison, Magdalen’s ‘1926’ Commemoration Ball’s dress code appears fairly strict, dictating “a full length evening dress”, but that doesn’t mean you can’t have fun with the theme. Play up Art Deco geometry and Bauhaus structuralism for bold, stand-out looks, or take a leaf out of Greta Garbo’s very fashionable book with stunning simplicity and soft-edged romanticism to pay tribute to her 1926 film debut in ‘Torrent’. Vintage and retro dresses will be prevalent at this event, so look for lace, silk and velvet textures. A trip to your local charity shop will enhance the authenticity of true glamour.

Equally guide-lined, New College’s Ball intends to honour the Oxonians “at the centre of scientific innovation throughout history”. Nobel prize-winner, Dorothy Hodgkin, was famous for her work with crystallography, so, like her, focus on the small details of structure and shape for subtle intricacies. Otherwise, follow the lead of the university’s current Visiting Professor of Astrophysics, Jocelyn Bell Burnell, with cosmological accessories or a dash of shimmer eye-shadow. Alternatively, turn to the late Anne McLaren, a biologist who was essential in developing in vitro fertilisation and cloning, with the repetition of duplicated, identical motifs.

Whichever ball you attend, don’t be afraid to show off your style, even if your only catwalk is the line for the champagne.

A very stressful lunch

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The sun is high in the sky and after a long arduous morning filled with reading and writing your stomach starts to rumble. Normally you would go to the Alternative Tuck Shop to grab a lovely artisan avocado and cheese melt on olive ciabatta (its 20p extra but well worth it), or perhaps delve into Taylors to acquire a slightly overpriced pesto chicken panini. But today you find yourself far from the culinary delights of central Oxford and are forced to venture into Tesco’s.

But before you make it in you are accosted by a disgruntled man who says something intelligible to you in what might be English and then hurls what looks like a McFlurry at you. You wouldn’t get that at Taylors but then I guess that’s what you pay the extra two pounds for. Wiping ice cream off your trainers, you approach the huge sliding doors and for the first time understand what a pig might feel being lead into an abattoir: horror, uncertainty and the feeling that this will probably end badly. Nonetheless, your hunger is simply too intense and you soldier on past the security guard who shuffles around the airlock between shop and street.

You are greeted by a cacophony of bleeps. You thank your lucky starts that sound isn’t visual as the equivalent to what you’re experiencing would be starting at a strobe light in an otherwise pitch black room. Not good for your epilepsy. With your ears slowly adjusting, you hesitantly look at the first display and are in luck to find that the sandwiches are at the front of the supermarket. With relief you begin to search for a suitable sandwich but find that you are overwhelmed by the huge selection: Salmon and cucumber, ham and cheddar, Chicken and bacon. All sound like they could be quite nice (except chicken and sweetcorn – that sounds fucking disgusting) but how can you be expected to choose one when there are so many on display?

With shaky hands you reach for the tuna and cucumber – it’s the same sandwich your grandma used to make you whenever you’d visit her in Dorset and always reminds you of carefree days at the beach and long walks in the countryside. The type of feelings that you will need to cling onto if you are to survive this testing ordeal. Sandwich in had you then begin the hunt for some water. But for some reason something is drawing you deeper and deeper into the supermarket. Before you know it you are surrounded by twenty-two different types of basmati rice and several ‘oriental-y’ sauces that would appeal to the middle class house wife looking to spice up Friday nights dinner party. As nice as Caron’s chicken tikka masala might be, you ignore all distractions and stumble onto an Evian.

Wading back through the three-for-two, buy-one-get-one-free and half price signs, you finally make it back to the bit where you pay. Here you’re subjected to more mindless advertising, insisting that you need to buy a packet of Hubba Bubba, some condoms and a twirl. It’s hard to ignore due to the meandering queue that snakes almost back to the basmati rice you’d just escaped.

By the time you get to the front you are longing for some human contact after such a sterile experience but instead you’re greeted by a machine. It’s a very fucking nosey machine at that asking me how many bags I have and whether I have Tesco clubcard. It’s also terrible at its job – I mean how unexpected can an item be if you’re a bagging area? You quickly pay using one of the seven options that they offer and run out of the store feeling slightly nauseous. You’ve made it, you’re done, you can enjoy that sandwich which is tasty and nutritious. Nevertheless, the grisly process you’ve endured to acquire it will never leave you – the two pound extra at Taylors is probably worth it.

 

The Age of Photoshop?

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As time has gone by, much of the artistry of cinema has been lost. Bigger budgets and more sophisticated CGI leave films artistically lacking, as they renounce stop motion and animatronics. But perhaps the greatest casualty of cinematic ‘progress’ has been off the screen: the hallowed ink of the movie poster.

While Old Hollywood’s shock tactics and sexism in prints such as that for King Kong leave a sour taste in the mouth, the unique fusion of paint and celluloid was revolutionised by the work of a proliferation of visionaries, such as John Alvin (Blade Runner) and Drew Struzan (Harry Potter, Star Wars and Indiana Jones). Indeed, it is Struzan’s peer, Bob Peak, whose lean, efficient panels are often credited with inventing the modern poster. His artwork for Superman and Apocalypse Now catalysed not only two of the most successful films of all time, but also the age of Hollywood as we know it.

It is thus even more tragic that New Hollywood has left this golden age of art behind. In what can only be described as the ‘Photoshop era’, hand-drawn art has been replaced by lazy click-and-drag promo shots, some of which are ‘motion posters’ to hide their artistic bankruptcy. Prime offenders Takers, X-Men: First Class and The Wolverine evoke GCSE IT projects, not legitimate art.

Yet as with any cinematic trend, it must one day die out. For the preservation of a powerful artistic medium, and the marriage of two wonderfully intertwined forms, we can only hope that Hollywood re-embraces its glorious artistic history, and leaves its folly behind.

20th Century Fox
20th Century Fox

There is, thankfully, some hope: it was heartening to see Star Wars: The Force Awakens’ flawless advertising campaign deliver awe-inspiring theatrical and teaser posters which actually brought Struzan temporarily out of retirement. Moreover, the art for this year’s 10 Cloverfield Lane is both enigmatic and haunting while, most recently, the adaptation of Assassin’s Creed scheduled for December has unleashed a glorious teaser print, overflowing with light, wonder and religiosity.

With this influx of new posters rekindling the goose bumps of old, maybe finally we are returning to posters worthy of being hung on children’s walls. We must inspire the next generation – of film-makers, yes – but also of artists.