Sunday 20th July 2025
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Its not them it’s their…

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Dear readers, allow me to tell of a truly awful set of circumstances. It is, as you know, the season for internship applications. I know, I know, if I were in your position, I wouldn’t either. But you must keep reading.

The story begins one day as I sat at the Missing Bean. Extremely flattering turtle – check, bitterly elitist coffee – check, the week’s magnificent edition of Cherwell – most definitely check. It’s the early afternoon and the stuffy heat of the café is thick enough to make the ‘atmosphere’ almost tangible. It is the bubbly Oxford illusion embodied, where hot air seems substantially real.

Because it is the Oxford illusion par excellence I stress the ‘almost’. Oxford’s rarefied airs compose clouds that one alas can never catch. It is also the place where floaty dreams get punctured by stony spires. Right on cue, as I raised the liquid punishment that is my double espresso, a wave of icy malevolence broke onto the shores of my island-like pretension (that is to say, solitary.)

I attentively peered over the rim of my cup and gulped in horror. An incarnation of evil had just walked in. We’re talking about the sort of person who wears their utter worthlessness on their sleeve – literally, they dress like the H&M catalogue that befits their shameless boringness. I had to act. Cup at the ready, I made my attack.

“Oh sorry, did I spill my coffee on your (chromatically subnormal combination) of chinos and hoodie. I’m, so terribly sorry”.

The reference to a soulless commercial retailer is not passing. The villain in question had not only dared to invade this sacred space but had the audacity to betray a certain sense of buoyancy. It’s that buoyancy that the blaring soundtrack of H&M megastores attempts to enforce upon you, confusing your shopping experience with a trip to Wahoo. Or perhaps Wahoo is trying to confuse you into thinking you’re going to H&M – I don’t know. In any case, the smile on his face was as fake, miserable and momentary as any club that promises a ‘good time’. He needs to smile so that we might be believe that he is in possession of the satisfaction that is missing. Woe is me, if only he knew how hollow he is.

“Mate,” he said to his accomplice (for our purposes, lets call him H&M 2), “I just heard back from *insert anonymous management, legal, relations, trading, money corporate neoliberal capitalist something*”. H&M 2 appeared visibly animated. “Really, ‘mate’, like what did they say, ‘mate.’” The villain’s empty eyes flash. It’s like the moment on a stormy night in the middle of nowhere when the flash of a lightning bolt momentarily reveals the void around it. “Yeah, like legit, yeah ‘mate’; *insert anonymous management, legal, relations, trading, money corporate neoliberal capitalist something* said they so wanted to take me.”

And that’s when I got mad. A coffee cup results when you push water with 16 bars of pressure at a temperature of 92.7 degrees centigrade through 20 grams of meticulously selected, roasted and ground Arabica coffee. It also contains my spit. A coffee cup is the product of a brutally systematic process. It also contains the product of one’s most sordid and intimate biological depths. It is ironic that in attacking H&M 1 and 2, the weapon of choice was the synthesis of myself and the system.

Its impossible to understand how Mr H&M so happily accepts the system. Because of that, I hate him. Like my coffee cup – he can mix the most repugnant depths of himself with the produce of a murky, ethically questionable and ironically international system.

He’s happy to spend ten of his best years living in zone 78 of greater greater greater London in a semi-impervious box in order that he might spend half his monthly salary to perform a two-hour commute to a soul-crushing office at which to beg his manager for the opportunity to work past 22:00 in order to edge out the equally tortured competition.

He’s happy to forego his friends and family by living out his frustrations over cheap water cooler talk and indiscriminate office sex. He’s happy to delude himself that the problems of the world will be solved by the ethically responsible corporate outreach of *insert anonymous management, legal, relations, trading, money corporate neoliberal capitalist something*. He’s happy that the company-funded mindfulness session will be adequate reparation for the impoverished wreck of an existence that the simple quest of a reasonable living will cost him. But most of all, he’s happy that what he’s doing is what he ‘wants’ to do. The lesson I learned, dear reader, is not that we need the revolution, nor that we need to accept the inevitable submission. No the lesson is, I shouldn’t have wasted the coffee – it might be the last I can afford

I’ll swipe you off your feet

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Where have all the good men gone? And where are all the gods? After a combination of a first term’s attempt at half-hearted self-loving and failing to fi nd the requisite ‘streetwise Hercules’, I have made the executive decision to join Tinder. The theory: what a lark! What a joy! The ability to choose people I find attractive, go on dates with them, live happily ever after. Tinder is weighed down by none of the late-20s desperation of match.com: a light-hearted essay distraction.

The reality: I didn’t expect Tinder to be what it is. I wasn’t prepared for the feeling of power. The premise is deceptively simple: a clear and easy-to-use interface masking a complicated algorithm which sees your inputted preference, your swish of the finger left or right, and ‘matches’ you with others in the local area. I become the maker of my own destiny. I am the playwright and the protagonist. I am the alpha and the omega. ‘With great power comes great responsibility’, I think to myself, as a scroll through Oxford’s ‘finest’ with increasing speed. The trouble is that the power is simultaneously wielded in the hands of the individual and the masses. Really, I’m not special – someone else has the power to reject me just as equally as I do them. Egalitarianism in online dating – who would have thought it?

And so comes the anxiety – which version of ‘me’ will promote me best to potential mates? Funny and irreverent, or a little more serious? A picture of me looking arty and wistful, or a club photo with aggressive flash to prove that I not only have friends, but also have left the library this term. Extra kudos for the ‘SE10’ logo to up the #edge. Self-selecting tells one a lot about oneself; when boiled down the absolute primacy of attraction, it’s easy to see trends in our attraction, and our prejudices too (shamefully, I haven’t yet swiped right on a Brookes student). Economists love Tinder for its almost perfect randomized controlled trial-like ability to test people’s preferences, and its creation of a marketplace for romance. Indeed, with or without Tinder and its compatriots, we are all consumers of romance – Valentine’s Day’s relentless capitalism infiltrates our consciousness more and more each year – so why not capitalise on the fi rst stages of attraction?

As a semi-failing economist with far too little time on my hands, I decided to set up a social experiment on Tinder. One particular specimen tells me that I have a ‘delicious face’, and another that I am the emoji for ‘bomb’ and the emoji for ‘shell’. Top class emoji play; I salute you.

Frankly, though, I’m disappointed with the men Oxford has presented me with. Horror stories from friends at other universities prepared me for the worst. There have been no unsolicited photos of the nether regions, few horrible pickup lines, and most fundamentally, no acts of aggression or sexism towards me. But also no conversation. Or very little at least. Perhaps I’m attracting the wrong type of men. Perhaps telling people that I’m only on Tinder as a social experiment may clue them up to the fact that I’m not entirely serious about who I swipe left and right upon. The most exciting moment was when I matched with popular reality television star Jamie Laing from Made in Chelsea – it was an ad, of course. My advice for the Tinder rookie? Prepare for disappointment.

What one does notice, is that when confronted, nobody is seriously on Tinder in Oxford. Oxonians, never willing to be caught dead conversing via a medium so direct and (dare I say) louche, are all ‘joking around’, or ‘procrastinating for collections’. It’s the handy get-out clause for those moments when you recognise a match in lectures, or on a night out, or realise that they are your college mum’s college dad. I suspect that this is a bashful cover-up for a real desire for love (or sex). Not for me, of course – I only downloaded it as a joke with my girlfriends. You may well wonder what Tinder says about modern romance. Who cares? In my opinion, it does not require much strenuous thought. Like many other irrefutable technological aspects of our day-to-day living which did not exist in the golden years – Instagram, mobile banking, cyber-bullying – there’s little point theorising. Tinder is here to stay for the foreseeable future. Its magnifi cently swift appearance in nearly all of the iPhones and Androids in my friendship circle is staggering. A hackneyed cynic would have mind to say that Tinder’s reduction of romance into the bare minimum is symptomatic of the modern consumer’s short attention span and insatiable desire.

This is probably true, but is so much the voice of a disheartened Generation X-er who mourns the loss of vinyl to synthetic princess pop. We are no stranger to human attraction stripped down, words on a page, a snapshot of a life and an imagined future together – lonely hearts columns have been going for as long as there have been newspapers. Tinder replicates this in a form easier to digest for the technically literate, and goes further to mimic the real-life ‘hot-or-not’ aspects of face-to-face dating.

Yes, oftentimes the onus is on sex rather than love, and I will concede that it is probably not a route for mating for life. But perhaps when all you want is another warm body in your bed for the night, Tinder is all that is required. For now though, my foray into mobile dating has been fun. Viva la Tinder!

Creaming Spires: Week 5

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close friend once told me that there is something strangely attractive about sleeping with someone in a relationship. That, at its essence, is the allure of adultery and while certainly not something to be celebrated, the guilt is always intermixed with pleasure.

The scene is set late one Friday in Wahoo. A friend from home has disappeared off with a fresher and I’m left stranded on the upstairs R&B floor. Soon enough, I’m grinding up against a pretty blonde. We get off almost immediately and pretty soon we were approaching second base. I thought my luck was in. Suddenly, pounding footsteps. I’m grabbed from behind. “Get your hands off my girlfriend!” At last, the dreaded words I thought I’d never hear. Before me stood a squat, bearded fellow in a Hawaiian shirt. And flip-flops. Luckily, my blonde bombshell then removed any doubt I might have in my mind. She put her hands down my trousers and began to caress my groin. “He’s not my boyfriend,” she whispers in my ear. The game was up for this poor guy. I was no doubt the rebound, a tool in a long, sordid breakup.

Muttering in my ear that she wanted to go back to hers, I willingly obliged and before I knew it we were snogging our way down George Street, passing all the usual landmarks of a pre-coital stumble back to hers. Mystery Hawaiian man was forgotten as we played passionate tonsil-hockey all the way down the road. Pounding footsteps again. “Get your fucking hands off my fucking girlfriend!” Clearly Hawaiian shirt wasn’t going down that easily. Charging towards me in a jealous rage, he hit a jagged paving stone and face-planted just outside the kebab van. Torn between my instincts to put him in the recovery position and a desire to go to bed with his supposed girlfriend, I once more found myself in a dilemma. My blonde friend quickly solved this quandary, grabbing my hand and leading me on. The next thing I know, we’re in her room, grappling at the buttons on my shirt and the zipper on her skirt. It was animalistic, raw passion a combination of victorious elation and her purely physical desire. What happened next was entirely what you would expect. As she approached an orgasm, our moment of passion was rudely interrupted by a fierce knocking at the door. Then that terrible, anguished howl starts-up. “Get your hands off her, you disgusting man, leave her be.” Before I could muster a reply, the blonde replied, “Fuck off, you three-incher”. His protestations ceased. That, or her moaning simply drowned out Mr Hawaiian shirt’s futile protestations. We finished up, collected our clothes and went our separate ways. I recalled that my opponent might be waiting for me outside.

At first glance, the corridor seemed empty. But as I left her room, he appeared out of nowhere. Panicking, I searched his form for a weapon. But he stood there, helplessly morose. I held the door open for him and left.

Seeking Allah, Finding Jesus

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Nabeel Qureshi, as it turned out, is a much more prolific writer than I had anticipated when originally planning this interview. With his new book Answering Jihad coming out shortly and another, No God but Jesus, coming out in August, there was clearly enough material for an article much longer than this. But alas, through forced restraint, here is my limited account of a fascinating conversation.

As any writer, he focuses on his own expertise – his is comparing Islam and Christianity. His conversion at the age of 22, after years of living a very devoted and strict Islamic faith (he was originally from the Ahmadiyya sect) provides a valuable perspective on the position of the two faiths in our society and how they should be understood. Seeking Allah, finding Jesus is his personal account. His aim was to help Westerners understand Muslims, particularly because of the fear which often defines relations today. He attempts to do this by describing his own childhood, providing a point of connection for those who view the Muslim faith as something ‘alien’. The book also attempts to explain Christianity to Muslims, and Islam to Christians, in the hope that they may understand one another. The third aim of the book is to help people understand the difficulties faced by converts, moving from one religious background to another. Indeed, in contrast to the individualism of the West, in many areas of the world people view their identity as part of a collective, where the decisions you make impact your family, your tribe and your nation. In consequence, there are tremendous ramifications for converts, as certain decisions can mean they are viewed as traitors.

He penned Answering Jihad because of the very polarised response to Muslims coming westward. He explains, “It addresses how to treat Islam as a religion versus how to treat Muslims as people, so that we understand accurately the religion and its systems, but we treat the people with compassion, because as a Christian I believe they are all image-bearers of God, whether or not we agree with them.”

No God but One he wrote as an explanation of the intellectual side of his conversion. It also presents the differences between Islam and Christianity. As he puts it, “There are analogous notions in both faiths, such as God, prophets etc, but those notions being analogous, does not mean they are the same.” In the second half of the book, he investigates the case for Islam and Christianity and asks whether either is worth sacrificing everything for.

We discuss the biggest misconceptions of Christianity, both from a Muslim and a ‘Western’ perspective. He highlights the particular postmodern relativist view of the world that the West appears to have chosen and claims that Muslims and Christians actually have much more in common by comparison. He claims, “A westerner would ask questions, such as why would God send people to hell? Who are Christians to say what is immoral?”

A Muslim issue with Christianity is much more specific, such as, “How can you believe in the Trinity”, or, “How can you expect an orderly world without a specific law such as Sharia?” He does, however, highlight that the arrival of many Muslims in the West has meant that many of these boundaries have become blurred.

But what actually is a Christian? As ever in these conversations, it is important to define your terms. He explains, “When I am talking about a Christian personally, I mean someone that intentionally follows Jesus, who worships only the God of the Hebrew Bible and Jesus as the risen Lord.” Sounds simple enough. He makes a point of excluding people who have been brought up in a Christian home, but who do not personally choose this way for themselves.

We briefly discuss the hypocrisy of a potential Christian superiority complex. He argues, “To be a Christian you have to admit that you are sinful, that you need God’s salvation unlike other perspectives where you can to some degree earn your way, work your way, enlighten your way into heaven or the equivalent. This perspective requires you to be completely humble and just receive”. He also highlights the benefits of the historical evidence surrounding the beginnings of the Christian faith and the fact that it is a faith grounded in love, through the eternal selfless relationship within the Trinity. From a personal angle, he claims, “If Christianity were just another message, I would never have accepted it.”

His favourite verse of the Bible is Mark 12: 30-31 because it reinforces the revolutionary notion that when considering love, the self should be third in line, if not further down the list. He claims, “If we all lived like that, this world would be a much better place.” We briefly discuss parts of the Bible that are often pointed to for their apparent discrepancy, notably the abrupt end to Mark’s gospel. Nabeel argues that the apparent cliff hanger is there to offer scope for first-hand witnesses to finish the story from their own experience. This turns out to be his intended doctoral thesis. I move away carefully.

Finally, I ask for one piece of advice for the average Oxford student. He replies, “Stop going through the motions of school, university, job, marriage, mortgage, retirement, death. Your life is powerful, you are a unique individual in a unique circumstance with a unique personality and skill set… If God exists, you can aff ord to die helping others because you live eternally and your life can be used for a great purpose. Even if not, see yourself as an individual of great potential.” His story in five words: “God rescued me from me”

Torpids 2016: Men’s form guide

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Poetry Bites: HT16 week 5

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I Flew – Lindsay Tocik

The first time I flew a kite without my father
Sky chose to tease Earth with sorrowful weather.
I walked with three others whom no longer know my name,
while we searched for open fields to launch our turtle tether.

Sky chose to tease Earth with sorrowful weather,
but Sun refused to give into Darkness. You should have seen her shine.
While we search for open fields to launch our turtle tether,
we shared chuckles, and Kite’s string became entangled with Vine’s.

As Sun refused to give into Darkness (you should have seen her shine),
I walked with three others whom no longer know my name.
We shared chuckles, and Kite’s string became entangled with Vine’s,
The first time I flew a kite without my father.

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This week, in continuation of the theme of weather, Lindsay Tocik writes about sunshine. Lindsay is one of this term’s resident writers on Seven Voices, an online platform which features the work of seven new artists from around Oxford in response to weekly themes every term. Check out and respond to their creations at http://sevenvoices.weebly.com/

 

Is This Art? Minecraft

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I don’t play ‘Minecraft’, so I admit that for this article I had a lot of help. In fact I barely ever made it past ‘Sims 3’, with a very thin smearing of ‘Runescape’. But whatever. I know a lot of people that do play it, and I have seen for myself the time and eff ort that goes into creating the games themselves and the hours put in by players, who experiment with the core materials to create beautiful structures of their own. Indeed, such commitment is easily comparable, and to some extent exceeds that of modern artists. However, can something created largely for its entertainment value be described as art?

The suggestion that video games can be art is not completely revolutionary. The Museum of Modern Art in New York has several video games now as part of its permanent Architecture and Design Collection. Of the selected list, the museum commented, “The games are selected as outstanding examples of interaction design…and one of the most important and oft-discussed expressions of contemporary design creativity. Our criteria, therefore, emphasize not only the visual quality and aesthetic experience of each game, but also the many other aspects – from the elegance of the code to the design of the player’s behaviour – that pertain to interaction design.”

According to your average bogstandard dictionary, art is “the expression or application of human creative skill and imagination, producing works to be appreciated primarily for their beauty or emotional power.” Indeed, it is clear how the creation of the game can be considered art. But what about the players themselves? Are they artistic creators?

I briefly looked online at some ‘Minecraft’ creations. Many show an incredible level of skill and architectural engineering. With ‘Minecraft’ versions of the Taj Mahal, the Pokémon Grass Gym, the Tower of Babel and Minas Tirith from Lord of the Rings, the creative scope itself is vast. Players have also added an educational element to the game; in 2014, a 1:1 scale recreation of Denmark was launched to teach urban planning and geography in schools. This reflects other formative attempts of art over the years. ‘Minecraft’ also has the advantage that it is not limited spatially like other art forms, as players are able to create whole cities. The potential for collaboration is also unprecedented.

Of course, there has been unavoidable controversy over the use of computers in the creation of art. But equally, there are many things in art galleries all over the world whose artistic qualities many struggle to understand. Just because something is popular, does that discredit its right to the title? Personally, I think it only enhances it.

Review: My Brilliant Friend

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I am instantly sceptical of any novel described as “warm-hearted.” I cringe away from a blurb’s claim that “a memorable portrait of two women, My Brilliant Friend is also the story of a nation.” Even the title blares dismal sentimentality. Yet if you can get past the occasionally nauseating summary of the main character’s relationship as a “not always perfect shelter from hardship” you will find that the delight of Elena Ferrante’s novel lies not in its universality, but its specifi city, its gorgeously precise detailing of the lives of Elena and Lila.

It is at times far from ‘heartwarming’ as you witness family lives disintegrate, fathers who beat their children, young men who beat each other. “You could die of things that seemed normal,” Elena remarks early on in the novel, setting up a world indiff erent to the fate of the two girls, as they attempt to escape the impoverished lives they are born to.

As we trail through the young girls’ lives, both the readers’ and the characters’ hopes are constantly frustrated. We witness Elena and Lila, as young, occasionally diffi cult yet endearing children, brimming with hope and ambition. Lila borrows books from the library under the names of every single one of her family members, and dreams of writing away her poverty through best-selling novels. But literature is inadequate at changing her life, provoking questions about its role. Neither this novel nor the books Lila read can change the sad economic reality she faces, yet they can bear witness to the richness of individual lives, even those of poor young girls. It is always emphasised that Lila is exceptional, yet perhaps undeserving of Elena’s feeling of quasi-hero worship. We watch as Lila’s potential is squandered and dreams are shown as a luxury for those who can afford them.

Both the myriad of characters and the Italian streets are detailed in clear and vivid prose. The novel is not hampered by translation; the fresh clarity of the prose gives Elena a voice which is sometimes wistful, sometimes frightened, and sometimes nasty. Throughout the novel, the girls hurt each other, each incisively plucking at the other’s weaker points. But they remain bound and care for each other deeply even if they appear to feed of the other’s vulnerabilities.

Ferrante casts Naples as a ruthlessly competitive city. Both girls cling on to what they think will change their lives, whether this be Elena’s constant desperation for perfection in her exam results, or Lila’s disappointed dreams which she reimagines into a more commercially-viable form, a new design for a shoe.

My Brilliant Friend’s most enjoyable aspect is not its didactic impulse to show how impoverished conditions can crumble dreams away, but Ferrante’s story-telling ability. Her vivid characters constantly entangle their lives together in the remarkably riveting plot. It is escapism, yet it is endearing and thoughtful escapism. There is heart-breaking alteration in the girls at the start and end of the book. Life inevitably disappoints, but this novel does not.

Harper Lee: lessons after death

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For those of you who don’t already know, Harper Lee died yesterday. Her loss is one that will be felt globally. The twitter response alone after the news broke is emblematic of the amount of lives she touched. As I write this article, there are currently 440 thousand tweets lamenting her death and while nothing in comparison to the current trend #FreeKesha, such support for the death of an 89 year old woman is moving.

 

At a fleeting glance, with the exception of a birthday and a couple of hours of English classes in year 10, me and Harper Lee appear to share very little. Yet the book To Kill a Mockingbird has succeeded in hacking away at my subconscious ever since I first opened its weary pages many years ago. For a novel which I read under the educational duress of GCSE English, this literary impact was unprecedented.

 

Much of the power of this book is found in the resonating power of individual lines, which stick in the psyche like a strong adhesive. Most are found in the words of the moral anchor of the novel, Atticus Finch, through the childhood eyes of the young protagonist Scout.

 

The two most significant quotes of the book are arguably as followed:

Real courage is when you know you’re licked before you begin, but you begin anyway and see it through no matter what.”

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view… Until you climb inside of his skin and walk around in it.”

 

Both have appeared all over popular culture and have become staple cultural references in defining our collective morality.I think it is this ability to fix itself in the reader’s soul and refuse to budge which has granted the book it’s durability over the years. The moral instruction of this book is in many ways timeless, which explains the pervasive power of this novel on the English literature syllabus. Indeed when Michael Gove suggested changing the syllabus to include more British literature, it was this novel along with Steinbeck’s Of Mice and Men, which were set up as paragons in defence of a more international education. The outrage that one could even suggest removing To Kill a Mockingbird from reading lists appeared universal. How else could children be expected to learn the value of empathy skills? How did anyone learn true courage before Harper Lee began to write? Such a reaction is a demonstration of the unchallenged position this writer plays on the literary scene.

But of course, To Kill a Mockingbird is not Harper Lee’s only published work. Go Set A Watchman was published in July 2015 and remains buried in controversy. Many readers felt let down by the new presentation of Atticus, which somewhat destroyed the perfect Christ-like figure to which many of us appeared to have become emotionally attached. Yet here for me lies its charm. No perfect hero in literature is ever completely credible and Harper Lee recognised that. She must have been fully aware of the reaction the book would create and thus it is interesting that the book was published so late in life; it was as if to point out, in her final years, that hero-worship is pointless, everyone is imperfect and will ultimately die. And so the author herself did. I cannot imagine a more conclusive end to her story.

On a final note, Harper Lee described the lifeblood of all book lovers everywhere:

Until I feared I would lose it, I never loved to read. One does not love breathing.”

Indeed all readers of the Cherwell book section, yesterday we lost a sister.

Misogyny at Burns Night must stop

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There are a lot of negative stereotypes about our University which alienate anyone other than the straight, white, middle-class cis-gender man. But my first term and a bit at this institution was filled with a certain steadfast calm: naively, I had not had to face any of this prejudice head-on.

Attending a Burns Night dinner last week as a guest at another college, I was, for the first time here, witness to explicit sexism. I was not previously familiar with the traditions of Burns Night, nor was I familiar with the nature of this college’s formalities, including a high table of professors, tutors and a monk. Following tradition, a grace was followed by piping, and the age-old cutting of the haggis took place, accompanied by Burns’ ‘Address to Haggis’. After dining, speeches were made. These traditionally take the form of a man’s ‘Address to the Lassies’, followed by a woman’s reply. 

What followed, on this evening meant to be the celebration of a national poet (albeit a promiscuous one), was sickening. The hall was struck with outlandish, blatant misogyny. The ‘Address to the Lassies’ speech, given by a male undergraduate student, was a list saturated with name after name of female members of the college, alongside the males with whom they had slept or performed other sexual acts. Few details were spared. Identities were paraded. Ridiculous puns were made out of the nature of these activities, where they had taken place, and to what success, always from the male perspective within the sexual act.

During this speech, supposedly ‘celebrating’ the female students, names of human beings (many of whom were present) were being thrown around as if they were mere formulations of letters – as if they bore no relation to any living person holding pride and a conscience. Often women were named in twos or threes alongside one man, as if these women were trophies to be carried around and heralded by the men. All hail the man, while we slut-shame the woman.

Jeering and reckless laughter began. Sitting in that room, with howls and shrieks reverberating off the walls (on which are hung portraits of old white men), I could only be reminded of scenes from the Houses of Parliament: the kind of animalistic, laddish behaviour on show when debating serious issues of ordinary people. It is now very easy to see where the jeering temperament of MPs comes from.

The response of the other students – including a large proportion of women – was what shocked me most. Initially, some seemed bewildered at what they heard. But soon, when it was evident that everyone else in the hall was cackling away, they all joined in. Admittedly, members of the high table looked sheepish, but not one intervened. No one took a stand to question why the speaker felt it necessary to objectify his peers in this way, ridiculing the behaviour of his friends and colleagues in the most public of college settings. Instead, a frightening cult-like atmosphere was apparent: if anyone did feel uncomfortable with the situation, they were not to show it. This fiercely inward-looking culture seems to tear freedom of opinion from all those within its reach. The college in question is a very small community. In this elite bubble, with these violating opinions spoken the loudest, it is hard to imagine how anyone could think for themselves.

Speaking to three female students of the College afterwards, the general consensus was one of bemusement. They agreed that previous speeches had never been of such an explicit sexual nature, but seemed surprised by my contempt. Their sentiment – ‘I would be embarrassed if I were named, but I wasn’t – so I found it funny’ – is representative of a wider social problem. Should we just look and laugh along, as long as it’s not us in the firing line?

Following this initial speech, a female student stood to give her traditional ‘response’. This spokeswoman of female students played up to the stereotype her male peer had laid out to her, implying that the females of her college are ‘easy’, willing to do anything to get with any guy. She ‘joked’ that the ladies of her college would go for any male – tall, short, young or old – even referring to members of the SCR as being no barrier to the female students’ desires. It is not often that a woman is heard objectifying her own kind.

There is no place for sexual acts to be mocked through a demeaning, misogynistic mouthpiece, especially not in a university, which should be encouraging progressive thought and intelligence. The more women are slut-shamed and mocked for sexual pursuits, the more we distance ourselves from any sense of common humanity. The men mentioned in these speeches seemed to gain credibility, whereas it was implied the women had done things they should be ashamed of.

Many matters like this are excused as ‘jokes’ or with the pitiless term ‘banter’ that is thrown around so often. Arguing for comedic value is akin to pushing the problem under the carpet and pretending the situation is jovial. There is nothing light-hearted about explicit, intended misogyny.

As a woman sitting in that room, I felt humiliated and violated. ‘Degraded’ – to be treated with disrespect – hardly bears the brunt of it. As a human being sitting in that room, I felt wholeheartedly mortified. It troubles me that this evening angered and upset me so, because the members of the college hardly gave a second thought to the speeches, carrying on with their evening’s drinking. It is ultimately worrying that I felt like the exception in this situation, because it should be this disgustingly misogynistic behaviour that is the exception we strive to abandon.

Every day I read something in the press concerning women’s rights. If we are living in a time where gender equality is still considered a relevant issue (as well it should be, while sexism still exists), I’m asking why there are pockets of our university where misogyny rules supreme. I’m asking why any human could find it appropriate to humiliate, disrespect and objectify his peers, and why nobody thought this was an offence. And, if we want this to change, I’m calling for the whole student community to start talking about this very real and very dangerous problem with much more urgency.