Saturday 11th April 2026
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Preview: Me & Mike

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There are, I think, two truisms that deserve to be noted before we start. The first is that new writing at Oxford is ridiculously hard to sell. No one’s heard of the play, so marketing it requires extreme ingenuity to be considered anything close to a success. The crew are usually a group of friends (who else would put the time, sweat and tears that a production requires towards a play written by some floppy-haired, probably pretentious student?) It’s all a bit unknown and insular, perhaps even a little cliquey. The second truism is that the BT, the little brother to the gargantuan Playhouse, has always had a problem with quality. There are only occasionally true gems amongst the collection of baloney – I once heard someone comment that productions at the BT make pornos look well acted, and whilst that comment is perhaps a little ribald for my liking, the sentiment stands.

The Queens-based team behind Me & Mike thus faced a difficult task when I arrived at the Shulman Auditorium to watch a scene from the latest piece of new writing to be staged at the BT. My expectations were, to be completely sincere, not high.

In regards to the first truism, Me & Mike are doing well. The combination of Ksenia Kulakova’s artwork and Izzy Boscawen’s graphics make for a gorgeous visual identity. The gif Facebook profile pictures are an arresting, original idea. So far, so good. But of course the real question is whether the production itself is any good.

A one-man play (save for some input from a voice actor playing Mike), the success of Me & Mike thus rests squarely on the shoulders of Will Stevens, the eponymous ‘Me.’ With his stuttering vulnerability and slightly squinted, perhaps close-to-tears eyes, he immediately forges a bond between himself and those watching. Though not all scenes will break the fourth wall, this one does, and to startling effectiveness. One feels a sense of intimacy, perhaps even slight intrusion, whenever Stevens speaks. Five flats set up behind him will have images projected onto them, representing his laptop screen whenever he consults it. But the flats are mismatched and distorted, creating a broken image that varies depending on the position of each audience member. Each spectator’s perspective is a little different.

This plurality of interpretation is, director Laura Day tells me, central to the narrative. As the play progresses we will have increasing cause to question Stevens’s character and the things he is telling us. It is up to the audience to string together the vignette-style scenes and make sense of the character that is being unfolded before us. Indeed, in the short preview scene, the narrator’s strange, deflective reliance on Mike – on his actions, beliefs, observations – was reminiscent of the narrator of Fight Club and his now oft-quoted declaration, “I know this because Tyler knows this.” As we find out at the end of Palahniuk’s novel, Tyler is a creation of the narrator – a means of escape and an ideal to venerate. In Me & Mike, the constant deflection of the narrator points to something similarly unhinged within his own psyche. But what exactly? Go, take forty minutes out of your evening of procrastination and see the play to find out – for once with new writing at the BT, you won’t regret it.

Ray’s Chapter & Worse: 3rd week

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I’ve just had the smug, narcissistic satisfaction of getting over a hundred likes on Facebook for a post- it always feels so good, and yet so indescribably dirty, when this happens. It’s like completing a mundane task and then looking around expectantly in a busy street, waiting for a spontaneous round of applause. We’re all looking for confirmation that we’re doing the right thing, and that other people care about it.

What was this magnificent occasion, you ask? Did I save a baby koala from the top story of a burning skyscraper? Did I solve the problems of ISIS armed with nothing more than a toothbrush, a biro and a vague optimism? Did I even give birth? Well, it was none of the above. It was something much more traumatic and stressful. For I, ladies and gentlemen, have just put together a debut book of poetry.

Now, on one level this blog is a shallow, self-serving pitch to subtly convince you that buying my upcoming book is the best thing you could possibly do (‘After the Poet, the Bar’, released June 20th by Indigo Dreams Publishing, if you’re interested). But on a more general level, I’m writing this to let you know just how bloody hard it is editing poetry for publication. When there is the vague possibility of anyone else reading your work, every tiny word suddenly takes on gargantuan significance… do I really mean ‘obfuscate’ in this phrase? Does ‘college’ need a capital letter? Should I take out the sheer amount of Oxford references to make me come across as less of an Oxford Wanker?

I’ve gained new respect for those poets who manage to publish anything and keep their sanity- let alone come up with anything original and interesting. Wendy Cope’s witty one-liners make any weak puns I concoct seem worthy only of the bathroom mirror- no wonder William Carlos Williams went down the path of veiled simplicity. His poem ‘The Red Wheelbarrow’: ‘So much depends/ upon/ a red wheel/ barrow/ glazed with rain/ water/ beside the white/ chickens’ ostensibly seems to have less of a chance of driving you mad than trying to write Keats’ ‘On the Eve of St Agnes’ does. But then, who am I to judge?

As a poet barely out of my teenage years, with the traditional mix of experimental poetic styles and crap love poetry that I now feel very uncomfortable rereading, I can only admire those who craft poems for others (and that includes William Carlos Williams, if you’re wondering). Poetry should be intriguing, challenging, unsettling- a cauldron of emotions and reactions that can turn you upside down on a single line. But, above all, poetry should be interesting- why on earth should we bother reading it, let alone write it? The poem below, by Edward Lueders, epitomises this need for fascination: ‘a walrus chewing on a ballpoint pen…’ Poetry is the antithesis of a shallow Facebook post garnishing hundreds of likes. It is subtle, beautiful, and utterly absorbing. Maybe instead of posting on Facebook, I should go out and try and save a koala from a burning skyscraper- it might make for a more inspiring piece of writing.

Your Poem, Man… by Edward Lueders

unless there’s one thing seen
suddenly against another–a parsnip
sprouting for a President, or
hailstones melting in an ashtray–
nothing really happens. It takes
surprise and wild connections,
doesn’t it? A walrus chewing
on a ballpoint pen. Two blue tail-
lights on Tyrannosaurus Rex. Green
cheese teeth. Maybe what we wanted
least. Or most. Some unexpected
pleats. Words that never knew
each other till right now. Plug us
into the wrong socket and see
what blows–or what lights up.
Try

untried

circuitry,
new

fuses.
Tell it like it never really was,
man,
and maybe we can see it
like it is.

John Mann MP addresses Antisemitism with OULC

John Mann MP, Chair of the All-Party Parliamentary Group against Antisemitism, addressed OULC on Monday. He stressed the need of OULC to accept the Macpherson definition of racism, whereby a racist incident is “any incident which is perceived to be racists by the victim or any other person”.

Mann emphasised the difference between debates about Israel and Jews and other minorities such as the Rohingyas in Burma. Relating to his position as chair of the APPG against Antisemitism, he said “I receive scores of emails asking ‘Who is paying me?’ and ‘Who is pulling my strings?’ Isn’t is strange that I don’t receive these types of emails for any other issue.”

Mann touched on the long history of antisemitism, claiming that Britain is reverting to the antisemitism common in the 1980s. He stressed the public’s propensity to jump to conclusions of conspiracy when talking about Israeli politics.

Asked whether he condemned Malia Bouattia, Mann replied that although he didn’t agree with her, there are two ways to fix these problems.

“I’ve not been happy with her statements. [But] there are two options. One is you call them out, you condemn them, you isolate them. The other is you educate them. I called for Naz Shah not to be suspended by the Labour party. I was working with her and my office was working with her.”

I thought it was very significant that a prominent, reasonably young, Muslim women MP had shown she understood why what she’d said was offensive.”

Talking about attitudes in the UK, Mann said “I represent one of the most white working class communities in Britain, there is what I call a benign antisemitism in my constituency. If you said ‘Jews’ and ‘money’ people wold make an association immediately – Jews are rich….This type of low-level anti-Semitism is usually in the Muslim community.”

Mann has recently made national news for shouting at Ken Livingstone declaring him a ‘Nazi apologist’ after Livingstone defended Naz Shah.

After Mann’s talk, OULC passed a motion on empowering women in the Club. Noting that men dominate both OULC events and the committee, the motion introduces gender quotas. It also states that one of the holders of the position of Chair and Deputy Chair (both equal in co-chair status) must identify wholly or partially as a woman.

Two committee positions will also be reserved for those “who self-identify partly or wholly as a women or transfeminine.” If no women stand, the committee will produce a report and a remedy.

During the Q and A, David Parton, Co-chair of OULC, twice encouraged those who self-identified as women to ask a question. Following the talk, all men had to vacate the room so the women members of OULC could hold a discussion in private.

This article was amended to correct a previous error concerning the gender status of holders of the positions of Chair and Deputy Chair

Live review: We Are Scientists

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As a pre-teen I vividly remember shredding corners in Burnout 3 as We Are Scientists’ ‘The Great Escape’ jangled behind the roar of my desperately out of control car. A decade later, as I queued in characteristic Bristol drizzle to see the band perform the second major gig of their UK tour, I wondered if they had ever become more than a video game’s backing track, or had simply faded into the traffic.

My concerns soon disappeared. On this side of the pond to promote their latest release, Helter Seltzer, We Are Scientists sure know how to put on a show. From the headbanging opening of fan favourite ‘This Scene Is Dead’ to the pseudo-electro chimes of ‘Too Late’, the three men sharing the stage held the low-ceilinged Bierkeller enraptured.

Frontman Keith Murray and bassist Chris Cain played a short acoustic set in Bristol’s Rise record shop earlier that day, during which they asked for “any requests – so long as they’re ‘The Great Escape’…” This throwaway quip had scared me at the time – were We Are Scientists a one-trick indie rock pony? Far from it. Besides new material, there’s the strong four album back catalogue to dig through, littered with big-chorus bangers seemingly designed to set small venues like the Bierkeller alight. The opening riff of ‘Nobody Move, Nobody Get Hurt’ was almost drowned out by the roar that greeted its arrival, while the anthemic ‘After Hours’ brought with it arm-waving and moshing in equal measure.

Murray and Cain kept the audience laughing with quickfire asides between songs, but this was in no way an apology for, or an attempt to cover up any musical shortcomings. In fact I was glad of the brief interludes from the evening’s break-neck freneticism.

“David Cameron, you wanker!”

Wolf Alice were the band of last summer. The fiery North London-based quartet played a multitude of festivals and had their faces plastered all over NME. They gigged relentlessly, playing sold-out shows across the UK in March, April and September, as well as across North America throughout May. Last year also saw the release of the alt-rock group’s debut album My Love Is Cool, nominated for both the Mercury Prize and the BRIT Award for Best Album. When I speak to guitarist Joff Oddie and drummer Joel Amey before their headline set at Oxford’s O2 Academy, they are (unsurprisingly, for a band who are by now well used to this touring malarkey), very relaxed. “This must be the fourth time we’ve played this venue”, says Joff, almost having to count the number of alcohol-aided, sweat-infused shows on his fingers. Joel talks of “crowds kicking the shit out of each other. It’s not that we like to see people hurting each other, but seeing that many people move en masse… that’s the reaction we play for.”

It’s a reaction they get later that night, playing the venue’s larger room for the first time. Even early on, during support sets from Bloody Knees and Swim Deep, the crowd are anxious to get moving. By the time Wolf Alice appear, with Joel and Joff joined by lead Ellie Rowsell and bassist Theo Ellis, the room is sticky. But the energy of the crowd does not cease throughout their set, although the tunes peak early and the exciting anguish in their sound plateaus after the fourth song or so, stalling any expected sense of momentum. The crowd don’t seem to catch on, though. Earlier, Joff had said, “I think our live shows are a bit more aggressive than the record.” Just a bit.

It is fans like these, moving with wild thrust, who are so crucial for a band whose live shows are such a vital part of their existence. Joff mentions one girl and her dad who come to every Oxford show, and Joel is even grateful for fans teaching him how to play his own tracks. Laughing, he says “There was a phase where I couldn’t remember what I ’ d done on ‘I’m a Germ’ and so I found someone who’d covered it on YouTube and I was like ‘Fuck yeah! That’s what I did!’ It was so helpful, having someone teach me to play the songs.” It is this lack of pretension which makes Wolf Alice so likeable.

They are likeable, too, because they know what it is to be a fan. Joel tells me how he used to go to every gig of The Horrors, made especially exciting because they played such unusual venues. “But I became disillusioned with fandom pretty fucking quickly when I realised how much it costs you.” Furthermore, these unusual, independent venues just aren’t around anymore.

For two ordinary boys swept up in the whirlwind of rock ‘n’ roll, the politics of their industry is still very much at the forefront of what they do. Joff gets most riled up when considering the money behind it all, but he’s unsure of Wolf Alice’s position in all of this. “I don’t know if there’s much bands can do. I think it’s all about funding from the top down. Our government are cutting arts funding – and this is a part of that. If you want the output, the arts need to be accessible. David Cameron, you wanker!”

Yet art that has come out of times of strife has so often excelled. “Grime is the punk sound of now”, Joel says. “It’s frustrated colloquial poetry, self-sufficiency; it’s putting on your own shows. The work you have to undertake to do that is phenomenal. That’s why I have a lot of respect for so many people who are killing it right now.” It’s not just grime’s practical output, but the musical output too, that gets Joel so impressed: “There’s so much being made all the time. It’s physical music. You’ve gotta be fucking astute, like lyrically smart.”

As Joff reminds me, “You should never judge the industry by the few anomalies that go through”. But, surely their home-grown success, alongside their continuing down-to-earth nature, can only instill a hope that the British music industry still has something to give.

A Beginner’s Guide to… Kikagaku Moyo

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Modern psychedelic rock music has within it a decidedly conservative element – an insular attitude that music peaked in ‘67 (man), that all modern music is rubbish and that a musician’s life goal is to imitate that which came before. Kikagaku Moyo however take the spirit of ‘67 to be the key – to push the form forward, whatever that may mean.

The sitar becomes the lead instrument, yet it doesn’t feel at all like cliched raga rock. Instead, guitars drenched with reverb and tremolo form the backdrop to unearthly harmonies, while the drums form unobtrusive and atmospheric trills and frills around the lilting sway of the sitar and bass. It is perversely fitting, then, that a band so sonically supernatural should write their songs about nature. “It’s in three parts – first a blizzard, then a gentle stroll in the woods finding birds, foxes and squirrels, and finally a descent into a bottomless cave,” says drummer Go Kurosawa of new single ‘Green Sugar’.

The band’s aim of creating evocative landscapes with their music is achieved. Expressive and richly produced, their cavernous sound fuses airy musical forms with modern electronic techniques to hint at the other side of the psychedelic vision: the yin and the yang, the dark side of the moon. If you hear this band, you are hearing the future of neopsych.

The changing times of pop music

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The music industry sees itself as ahead of the curve. In one regard however, its members may be wishing they were lagging behind the pack as the industry has been one of the first to be transformed by the advent of digital technology. In any free market the price of a commodity is pushed by the invisible hand to equal the marginal cost of producing a new unit. Unfortunately thanks to new digital technology, for music, this price has become virtually zero.

With it so difficult to make money directly in this environment, the industry has responded by showing ads alongside music. For this to work there needs to be volume, best achieved by grouping together as many artists in one place as possible. This necessitates the formation of monopolies on methods of dispersing music, hence the dominance of Spotify and YouTube in their respective spheres.

This places a huge amount of bargaining power in the hands of companies; prompting a number of prominent musicians to speak out against the amount Spotify pays per listen, with the amount being around an average of about half a penny per listen, meaning artists have to receive around 2.5 million plays, only to earn what they would working for a year on the minimum wage.

This is not the type of environment likely to continue to motivate large numbers of people to try their luck at music – potentially depriving us of future greats. Diversity is likely to lose out, with only the wealthy able to stick at it long enough. With extreme free market competition on one hand, and an industry dominated by monopolies on the other, it seems there are no good options left for the music industry.

This is about more than just whether the next Smiths will be unable to get the ball rolling – these kinds of technological influences are spreading to other areas of life. If the geniuses of the music industry can think of a way out of this conundrum, then we should all take note. If not, it does not bode well for creativity in the future.

Shops to try in Oxford

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For bop costumes: Cowley Road charity shops

Now that Poundland has closed and Primark has become considerably smaller, students are lacking viable yet cost-effective ways of producing bop costumes. For many, this will be the chance to slack off and to come to a bop in a witty yet low-effort costume. Whilst decorating a t-shirt with cereal and fake-blood can make an amusing ‘Cereal Killer’ Halloween costume, sometimes more effort is needed. Without our go-to shops this term, you could head to Cowley Road and scout out the charity shops there. They are useful for buying a lot of costume jewellery, purchasing disposable shirts to cut up and decorating or finding hilarious accessories like secondhand top hats. Not to mention you’ll be helping charities and reducing waste by purchasing recycled products.

Where: Cowley Road
When: Opening times vary

For vintage: Lou Lou’s Vintage Fair

Lou Lou’s is not just a place to buy vintage clothing, it’s an event. The fair visits Oxford several times throughout the year with fashion trends from the 1940s through to the 1990s. As well as getting an outfit from the past, you can change your face and hair to match it with a vintage beauty salon travelling with the fair. Once you’re done wandering through the Town Hall, you can even have a vintage tea party (maybe dressed and made-up to match the food), whist listening to live music performances.

Where: Oxford Town Hall
When: Saturday of 4th Week

For sporty stuff: Eau de Vie

Oxford is an incredibly sporty place. Perhaps because it’s full of students who
have had these hobbies their whole lives. More likely though, these students need some kind of outlet to come to terms with their workload. Or maybe they’re procrastinating. Either way, you can’t take a stroll around the meadows without being accompanied of several runners, nor can you go to the river without seeing a rowing team out on the water and you can’t walk along Iffley Road without seeing students carrying rackets, bats or yoga mats. Eau de Vie is the answer to those who need athletic wear that is both practical and beautiful. It is a treatment centre and yoga studio in addition to being a boutique shop. Not only do they sell tness leggings, the leggings sparkle. You can get everything you need to get sweaty and then to relax afterwards with the shop stocking sportswear on one side and skin care and massage oils on the other side.

Where: 34 Cowley Road
When: Monday-Saturday, 9:30am-8:30pm

For formalwear: Aspire Style

Entering Aspire Style is like entering the dressing room you wished you had. They stock clothing, accessories, gifts and jewellery, most of which is vintage inspired without the price tag of some vintage shops. Their formal dresses are the most coveted products inside, coming in a range of styles and patterns. Some of the pieces are so whimsical you’ll feel a little silly just looking at them; formally fitted dresses with prints resembling flamingos or even sailing boats. Whatever special occasion you need an outfit for, Aspire Style should be able to provide. Their gifts are also perfect for friends who like the just-slightly-odd kind of decorations or are avid tea-drinkers or travellers. Copious, excellently slogan-ed mugs: ‘Tea makes everything better’ being a perhaps not entirely true but certainly an optimistic choice. And for travellers, there are things like wallets for passports and plane tickets, and money boxes for you to turn pennies into places to visit. And if none of this convinces you, who doesn’t want a lamp shaped like an origami fox, after all?

Where: 21 High Street
When: Monday-Saturday, 10.00am-6.00pm, Sunday and Bank Holidays, 11.30am-5.00pm

Set for Summer

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Photography: Richard Wakefield

Models: Eleanor McCann and Katie Burns

Clothes and Accessories: Aspire Style

Hair and Makeup: Brothers Oxford

Styling: Aini Putkonen

Creative Directing: Aini Putkonen and Emmanuelle Soffe

Set for Summer

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The coming of May took Cherwell to the University of Oxford Botanic Garden to help celebrate vivid spring hues.

Photography: Richard Wakefield

Models: Eleanor McCann & Katie Burns

Clothes & accessories: Aspire Style

Styling: Aini Putkonen

Creative directing: Aini Putkonen & Emmanuelle Soffe