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An Oxford student’s guide to Wales

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We’re few in number, but strong in spirit. Well, we have to be to survive all the jokes that come our way. Do you come from the valleys? Do you own a sheep? Yes, okay I don’t think we Welsh always help ourselves. You may see us sporting a Welsh rugby shirt on match days; posting pictures of daffodils on St David’s Day and frequently expressing our surprise at how little it rains in Oxford compared to ‘back home’. I’m not going to lie to you (as our Nessa would say) some of the stereotypes are true. However, there is more to Wales than coalminers, male voice choirs and farmers. I want to clear a few things up about us bubbly bunch.

First, it needs to be established that Wales is not some ancient land hundreds of miles away from civilisation in England. My friends in Oxford always express a look of pity before I set off on the trek back home. ‘Oh gosh, how long will it take you?’ they ask with dread. ‘Under two hours,’ I respond casually. Let me assure you, there is a motorway in Wales. There may be a big bridge which gets you over the River Severn, but after that it’s pretty much plain sailing. No need to climb any mountains or change mode of transportation to tractor. Wales is closer and easier to get to than you think.

Okay, so when you reach the delightful land of Wales you may be greeted with a few signs in some sort of cryptic language unknown to you. Do not be alarmed, the majority of South East Wales have no idea what they say either, as only 20% of the Welsh population actually speak Welsh fluently. Now probably would be the appropriate moment to tell you a bit more about the geography or as I like to think of them ‘communities’ of the wider Welsh community. Very briefly, South East Wales (Cardiff, Newport, Monmouth), is very anglicised. Forget those images of little Welsh archetypal villages, in the South East of our beautiful country you’ll find big shopping centres, great nightlife and some huge sport and concert venues. Cardiff is, of course, the location of the Principality (formerly Millennium) Stadium. In another thirteen years, we might even let you win another Grand Slam!

Go a bit further West, you’ll find the accents get stronger, the hills get taller and the coastlines get more breath-taking. Before long you’ll find yourself in the local butchers being served by ‘Jones the Butcher’ in full Welsh verse before passing Dai the milkman on his daily milk-round on your way back home. It may seem strange but as you go further west down the M4 across South Wales the language and culture changes quite dramatically.

We can’t forget the Welsh Valleys though, for which our nation is infamous. As a matter of fact, I had never ventured into the South Wales Valleys until a week ago, even though they are only a few miles away. I felt like I had gone back in time. Long streets with tiny terrace houses, old church halls and closed down shops are engulfed by magnificent mountains all around. I have to say, I felt a million miles away from the vibrancy of the capital. There was very much the sense of something missing, nothing had replaced the emptiness which the closure of the influential coalmining industry had brought.

Moving onto Mid-Wales, well talk about emptiness, let’s just say there are more sheep than people here. This is not a good place for a heart-attack. Very pretty though. Here you can see just why Wales is well-known for its stunning countryside. The beauty continues into North Wales. Well, how can you get more picturesque than Mount Snowdon? The relationship between North and South Wales shows how Wales is not so much one big happy family, but in fact has gone through a few family feuds. You may hear the Southern relatives from time to time poking fun at the guttural squawks of their Northern in-laws, who speak in a rather ‘different’ dialect and accent to the rounded, rich sounds of the Carmarthenshire clan. So you see, Wales has more to its geography, culture and people than you may think.

If you ever do decide to come and experience the various shades of Wales yourself, I will try to give you a few equivalents of life in Oxford to life in Wales so you’ll feel a bit more at home on your first visit. In need of some drunk food after a night out but there’s no Ahmed’s or Hassan’s in sight? No fear, head down to the renowned ‘chippy alley’ in central Cardiff to taste the finest cuisine the Capital has to offer. We may not be known for our detective dramas like Lewis or Morse, but you may see a few camera crews around filming the next Doctor Who or Pobl y Cwm episode. And as for when you hear someone vehemently mention ‘the other place’. Well, they are not talking about Cambridge, but more than likely our neighbours, ‘England’, especially in the context of rugby.

I hope I have given you an insight into Wales in all its lush glory. Now, come and see for yourself!

Calais: the camp of forgotten conflicts

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I flicked through the Arabic dictionary, trying to look up some words I thought might be useful before I headed off to Calais. I quickly made a list of some medical and legal terms I hadn’t come across before.

I was leaving for Calais in the morning with a group of students from Oxford. I thought that as a student studying Arabic I might be able to help with some of the communication between volunteers and refugees in the camp. I’d heard that the vast majority of the volunteers don’t speak any Arabic and, while many of the refugees have excellent English and are well educated, language could sometimes be a barrier. I was surprised, however, when I first walked around the camp at how much Kurdish and various types of Persian were being spoken. While my Arabic was useful, and I did use some of the vocab I’d looked up, the tutor who spoke Farsi was often much more in demand than I was. When Arabic was spoken it was often in the soft tones of Sudanese or Eritrean Arabic, and not the more familiar Syrian dialect.

I can almost hear the smug voices of the anti-immigration lobby: ‘See! They’re not fleeing from ISIS in Syria, they’re economic migrants.’ But this is far from the truth. Instead, these people are fleeing conflicts that we no longer care about, that don’t fit into the ISIS narrative, and that have been too long and complex to slot nicely into a news sound bite.

A great deal of the people we met were originally from Afghanistan. Since British forces were withdrawn we hear little news from the country. In many areas the Taliban have regained control, and many people have fled this regime. We spoke to Abas* who told us he and some friends had worked with the British forces and, had they stayed in Afghanistan, could have faced serious danger as a result of this.

Whilst I stood outside a first aid centre I ended up chatting to Saleem and Hassan, two former students from Sudan. Having established that I was from Wales we chatted about Ryan Giggs and Gareth Bale, but my lack of football knowledge meant that the conversation quickly turned to Sudan. Sudan was splashed across the front pages when civil strife split the country in two in 2011. Even though the media has since moved on, the violence continues. Saleem tells me how they hadn’t wanted to leave their homes near to the beautiful, winding Nile, but sectarian violence in the area had made them fear for their lives and prompted them to begin a dangerous journey North, often in the hands of smugglers. When I asked them why they want to head to Britain they explained that while their English is poor, their French is worse, even though they’ve been taking lessons in the camp. Saleem switched briefly into French to show off his new basic conversation skills.

Countries such as Eritrea and Somalia rarely make the news here in the UK, but are plagued by internal strife. The Eritrean government has been accused of crimes against humanity by the UN. And while Somalia now has an internationally backed government, following years of conflict and instability, there is still a significant Al-Qaeda and Al-Shabab presence in the country. The existence of communities from these countries in the camp attests to the dangers that many face there, and the ongoing international consequences to troubles that the world often chooses to ignore.

There are further internal frictions throughout the Middle East that are overshadowed by the Daesh (ISIS) threat. Tensions between Sunnis and Shi’is remain, both between communities and on a regional scale. We asked some people in the camp whether this conflict manifested itself in the ‘Jungle’. One man we spoke to told us that everyone was able to mix together, and that there was harmony among the different peoples. Others were more hesitant, alluding to some aggression. We spoke to a group of Iranians who had converted to Christianity. Nadir, who acted as their spokesperson, told us that they faced considerable pressure from some other residents to return to Islam. He explained that he was scared to leave the centre he was staying in, for fear of the backlash he might face due to his decision to convert.

The tales of panicked escapes from desperate situations rung in our ears as we boarded a ferry that so many of the people we had met would give so much to get on. I couldn’t stop thinking about the conflicts that I’d heard so much of and learnt so much about; conflicts of which I had only a distant recollection of seeing on the 10 o’clock news, conflicts that continue today, and whose repercussions the British government are trying so hard to ignore.

*The names of all refugees have been changed in order to protect their identities and not affect their asylum applications.

Click here for a link to the trip blog.

Blavatnik School and Cabinet Office partner up

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Aiming to create a “new centre for excellence,” on March 23rd the Cabinet Office announced a five-year partnership with the Blavatnik School of Government.

The centre, which will be called the Government Outcomes Lab, will be tasked with developing research into the areas of Social Impact Bonds (SIBs) and government commissioning. SIBs are an example of ‘innovative finance,’ a field that attempts to develop new funding mechanisms for using private capital to achieve social impact.

Already, government initiatives, the Cabinet Office wrote in its press release, “have contributed towards the development of 32 Social Impact Bonds across the UK.” One of the goals of the Government Outcomes Lab will be to determine which of these SIBs are effective and which are not.

Minister for Civil Society, Rob Wilson, said, “SIBs represent a revolution in the way government can deliver public services. They generate huge savings for the taxpayer, increased revenues for charities and social enterprises and returns to social investors. The Government Outcomes Lab will give local authorities the support they need to develop SIBs, and build a centre of research excellence in the UK, helping us build a truly compassionate society.”

The Rockefeller Foundation also estimates that SIBs can be an important policy tool. They estimate that there is $1t (£700b) “in potential commercial capital for SIBs over 10 years.”

Dean of the Blavatnik School of Government, Professor Ngaire Woods, said, “Governments everywhere will benefit from research, data and training which helps them to focus on outcomes and to work better with the private and not-for-profit sectors.

“The partnership with the Cabinet Office brings the strength and momentum of the Blavatnik School of Government together with a powerful transformative initiative in the UK government.”

The Blavatnik School has attracted controversy in the past over the credentials of its namesake, Leonard Blavatnik, a Russian-born London billionaire who donated £75m to the school in 2010.

In November, an open letter was published in The Guardian by a group of Oxford graduates and human rights activists calling for the University to reconsider its acceptance of the funds and for public figures to withdraw their support from the Blavatnik School.

 

Preview: The Boat Race

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This Sunday, the Oxford and Cambridge crew teams will meet in the annual Boat Race, with this year’s being the 162nd. For those of you who have the tendency to tune out every time rowers like to talk about rowing, which we’ve all admittedly done at some point, here’s a breakdown of everything you need to know about the Boat Race.

Both the men’s and women’s Blues, as well as the reserve crews, will be rowing on the traditional Thames course. Reserve and Varsity crews of both genders have a significant reputation to uphold, with all four teams attempting to maintain their recent consecutive victories. The reserve crews have the largest margins of victory, coming off of four and five respective wins (this may have something to do with being named after majestic Egyptian gods rather than confectionary from a bake sale), while the Blues are held at three each. Unfortunately, Cambridge hold the record of total Boat Races won, 81 to 79 (the controversial “Dead Heat” race of 1877 has not been counted in these tallies).

The women’s Blues begin the day’s races at 3:25 PM, before moving on to Osiris and Isis, the men’s and women’s reserves, and concluding with the men’s Blues race. The teams decide which side of the river they will row on via a ceremonial coin toss, which uses an 1829 gold sovereign to symbolise the year the Boat Race first took place, although it did not become an annual event until 1856 and was actually held twice in 1849. For any spectators watching the race in person, the churches on either side of Putney Bridge will display colour coded flags to indicate which teams are present on what side. For those unable to attend in person, the crew placements will be available on both live streaming and broadcasting via the BBC before the start of the race.

The Oxford Crews

Men’s Blue boat:

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  • Bow: George McKirdy (27yrs / 190cm / 76.8kg / Teddy Hall)
  • 2: James White (19yrs / 187cm / 87.0kg / Christ Church)
  • 3: Morgan Gerlak (23yrs / 185cm / 85.8kg / Keble)
  • 4: Joshua Bugajski (25yrs / 194cm / 96.4kg / Keble)
  • 5: Leo Carrington (25yrs / 189cm / 87.0kg / Kellogg)
  • 6: Jørgen Tveit (20yrs /194cm / 82.4kg / St John’s)
  • 7: Jamie Cook (23yrs / 188cm / 84.0kg / St Cross)
  • Stroke: Nik Hazell (23yrs / 199cm /94.8kg / Christ Church)
  • Cox: Sam Collier (20yrs / 170cm / 56.2kg / New)

Women’s Blue boat:

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  • Bow: Emma Lukasiewicz (24yrs / 174cm / 60.4kg / Hertford)
  • 2: Emma Spruce (23yrs / 178cm / 72.0kg / Wolfson)
  • 3: Joanne Jansen (23yrs / 180cm / 67.0kg / New)
  • 4: Ruth Siddorn (20yrs / 181cm /75.2kg / Keble)
  • 5: Ëlo Luik (27yrs / 186cm / 78.2kg / Wolfson)
  • 6: Anastasia Chitty (22yrs / 175cm / 71.0kg / Pembroke)
  • 7: Maddy Badcott (20 yrs / 178cm / 74.8kg / Wadham)
  • Stroke: Lauren Kedar (20yrs / 178cm / 65.6kg / Exeter)
  • Cox : Maddy Baynham-Williams (21yrs / 167 cm / 60.0kg / Oriel)

Both boats weighed-in lighter than their Cambridge counterparts. The dark blue men’s boat weighed-in at 86.8kg excluding the cox, with the light blues weighing-in at 88.3kg. The Oxford women’s Blue boat weighed-in at 70.5kg, whilst Cambridge weighed-in at 74.8kg.

Who’s going to win?

Despite having lost the last three boat races, Cambridge are the favourites to win the men’s race. With four returning Blues compared to Oxford’s one, Cambridge have the upper hand on experience as well as weight. On the women’s side, Cambridge’s heavier crew is likely to give them a significant advantage on the Tideway.

Oxford do, however, know how to win, and coach Sean Bowdler will have prepped the crews well for this 162nd Boat Race. Cambridge have won all of their pre-race fixtures, whilst Oxford have lost to Oxford Brookes, but Oxford’s winning mentality could help them to be the first to cross the line.

Want to keep up to date with The Boat Races? Check out Cherwell’s live blog from noon Sunday. Tweet us and follow @cherwellsport on snapchat for all the latest news and features from The Boat Races.

Mass brawl on Broad Street

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Approximately 20 people took part in a fight at the junction of Broad Street and Magdalen Street this morning for reasons which remain unknown. A man in his thirties was taken to hospital with serious injuries after the fight occurred, and part of Broad Street was closed during the following hours of this morning.

The man told the police he had been attacked by a younger man with dark skin and a beard, but there has since been no sign of the police finding this individual. This incident, reported as a crime, escalated into a large brawl around 3am. The seriously injured man was taken to the John Radcliffe Hospital immediately afterwards, although his injuries were not life-threatening according to the police.

The section of Broad Street where the events took place had to be kept closed until 11.30am, when staff were able to open the shops in the area. Among these shops were Boswell’s department store, the Varsity Shop, Fudge Kitchen and Cath Kidston. Michael Penfold, working on Boswell’s web team, told Cherwell, “We didn’t get a good look really – a good portion of Broad Street was sectioned off with police tape, and there was what I assume was someone from the forensics team pottering around taking photos of the crime scene itself.

“The street itself looked completely normal with the exception of course of a lack of people, and a few of those yellow crime scene markers outside the store next door to the Fudge store or Cath Kidston. Boswell’s then opened around about 11:00 / 11:30am this morning.”

The manager of the Varsity Shop, Laura Greenaway, described the scene in the same terms, highlighting the fact that curiosity was the main reaction to the events. “Broad Street was basically cornered off,” she said. “We were allowed in at half eleven and opened after that. My friend had told me about the incident before I arrived at the shop, and I just wondered what exactly had happened.”

After being made accessible to the public again, Broad Street remained almost empty for the rest of this Good Friday. One Trinity College porter told Cherwell, “Not one person has mentioned it all day, it’s been very quiet” despite being very close to the location in which the brawl took place.

Review: Iggy Pop – Post Pop Depression

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“I’m a wreck – what did you expect?”

Yeah, we get it. Iggy Pop is old. However, so much of the build-up and reaction to Post Pop Depression has either previewed, or filtered, Iggy’s seventeenth studio effort through this lens that it is easy to forget that this is a damn fine album – not a damn fine album for his age, or when compared to recent Iggy Pop output, but a damn fine album full stop.

So much of this is due to this album’s musical backbone, which the LP’s own artwork puts front and centre – a list consisting of Joshua Homme, Iggy Pop, Dean Fertita and Matt Helders is hardly one to hide in the liner notes. With two Queens of the Stone Age and an Arctic Monkey, the fact that the record is imbued with a tantalising darkness, both musically and in the latter’s production, is no surprise. However, it is a testament to the band’s balancing of talents that this has not become a QotSA album – from the deep, drawling delivery of his lyrics, to passages bordering on spoken word poetry, to the same propulsive energy which has always powered his discography, this is certainly today’s indie rock giants backing Iggy Pop, and not the other way around.

Be thankful, then, that Iggy Pop doesn’t waste this musical base – indeed, he builds upon it. Barbed ruminations such as “This street is as cold as a corporate lawsuit” and “I followed my shadow and it led me here / What is the problem if I disappear?” envelop the darkness, while building arresting motifs of cynicism and legacy. Indeed, both music and vocals, the latter as much intoned as sung, intertwine to create some startlingly catchy hooks – see ‘Gardenia’ and ‘American Valhalla’. This retooled sound is thus far more poppy than the title would suggest. While Iggy and his crew do sometimes surrender to the temptation of repeating these musical phrases just a little too readily (it’s hard to make constantly shouting the word “vulture” meaningful) it’s hard to resent such infectious riffs and choruses.

In short, Post Pop Depression marks both the birth of an unlikely pop supergroup, and the rebirth of a titan, a work which stands on its own two feet whilst being a worthy addition to the discographies of the creatives involved. Just don’t mention Iggy’s age. To quote ‘Chocolate Drops’: “it’s just some old excuse, hanging on. Let it go.”

Review: The Witch – stands apart from jump-scare drivel

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With a tight budget of $1 million and a terrifying vision, Robert Eggers proves himself to be a natural-born film maker, intelligent and ambitious enough to create a truly immersive viewing experience that will linger long after you leave the movie theatre. The Witch is a ‘folklore tale’ about a zealously pious family who were excommunicated from a Puritan community, now living in self-exile on a farm somewhere in New England. When the youngest of the clan mysteriously disappears, fear and paranoia set in and the family begins to unravel. It soon becomes clear that something unnatural is at work and not long before accusations of witchcraft put the family on a road to no return.

What is so striking about this horror film is that, well, it’s pitched as a ‘horror’ film at all. The Witch defies all the exhausted conventions of the genre that audiences have become begrudgingly accustomed to. Thankfully, a recent new-wave of horror has emerged from arthouse directors and Eggers debut serves as another welcome addition to the trend. Film makers are increasingly ditching the tired methods of the genre and are instead opting for a deeply psychological slow-burn approach that tends to negotiate the horror inside us all.

The renovation has experienced success at Sundance, with The Babadook, It FollowsGoodnight Mommy, and now The Witch – for which Eggers won best director – all being met with an overwhelmingly positive critical response and an equally appreciative horror audience. Presumably both were desperate for something a little different from the jump-scare drivel that has clogged the genre for a while. Whether it’s the American teen gore romps (Cabin Fever,the Hostel series,) or uninspired, lazy found-footage fluff (was The Blair Witch Project really that good?), the slow-burn is emphatically distinct, with thematic substance, style and mood satiating the horror fan’s desire for intellect as well as thrill. This brand of film demands patience, but the pay-off is much more substantial.                  

This certainly applies to The Witch. Eggers’ ability to create, stimulate and toy with a certain mood and then to sustain it from the opening titles to the explosive finale is one of the films many impressive feats. The entire picture is characterised by an overwhelming gloom, largely created by a subtle greyness in colour and the long sliding shots of the vast rural landscape. Both the farm-house and the sorcerous woods that lie beyond are seen and discussed so frequently that they become another character, a tempestuous presence that has an unspoken dark power. This is coupled with an intelligent use of silence beneath the rough Northern accents and seventeenth century dialect, further saturating the piece with melancholic heaviness.

This is intersected, however, by violent bouts of suspense, drama and terror. Eggers creates seamless transitions from the pensive quiet into a nightmare of cacophonic violins, religious Omen-esque choirs and even a meshing of screams at particularly tense moments. Whilst the miserable tone is sustained, Eggers skilfully uses such techniques to energise the film with blood-curdling fright, never letting us forget that this is indeed a horror movie and that yes, we should be scared.

Yet unlike much of mainstream horror, Eggers ensures that style is matched by thematic substance. At its very core, The Witch is a harrowing drama. The viewer is a voyeur, observing a family in crisis who are battling the demons within the domestic space more so than any external evil. Mother and father William (Ineson) and Katherine (Dickie) are adjusting to a new environment with their little tykes Thomasin (Taylor-Joy), Caleb (Scrimshaw) and twins Mercy (Grainger) and Jonas (Dawson). Performances from all involved, particularly Ineson and Joy, are convincing enough to transport viewers into their nightmarish world of Puritan filial hell. We see them try their hardest to make profit, but their best efforts are dogged when all their produce withers. Amidst this instability is the puberty problem of little Caleb, whose wandering eye leads him to quite literally eat the apple, his sexual repressions culminating in a disturbing exorcism and/or orgasm. Exacerbating the situation is a religious fundamentalism that is shaken by a sequence of ‘ungodly providence’. Oh, and of course, there’s the missing baby. Whilst the language, location, dress and beliefs in the film are markedly distinct from modern life, these family problems are certainly not exclusive to their seventeenth-century world.

The same can be said for the films treatment of gender. Accusations of witchcraft in the early-modern period and beyond were overwhelmingly directed toward women. More often than not, the witch in question would be over 40. Having lived their lives caring for their husband and other dependents, these women were unlikely to reproduce. In her Witchcraze, Lyndal Roper argued the concept of a witch ‘assaulted the very possibility of life’. Many of the stories that circulated in village communities would involve witches slaughtering animals, destroying crops and committing infanticidef. This reflects a cultural and political mind set in which woman was synonymous with fertility, the witch figure embodying the anti-mother archetype – supposedly attacking fertility itself.

Images and symbolism of fertility and motherhood are everywhere in The Witch, from the blood squirting from the goats udder to the dead baby chick in the hatched egg. Whilst Thomasin is on the brink of womanhood, the likelihood of her bearing children is hindered when she expresses unwillingness to live with another family in a different village (a woman marrying and reproducing was dependent upon her integrating with other families). Thomasin’s ultimate rejection of society’s definition of womanhood is confirmed in the visceral closing scenes where collective female liberation trumps the social and cultural norm. We suddenly see the film in a different light, one that negotiates female power and implicitly explores feminism. As Eggers himself admits, in The Witch, ‘feminism rises to the top’.

The Witch has already gathered a lot of buzz from critics and audience alike, and it’s not hard to see why. Eggers has marked himself as the front-runner of an up and coming league of arthouse horror heroes. He does this whilst encouraging us to question aspects of modern life, like the role of family and woman. I’m sure the horror world will eagerly await his next artistic venture.

Recipe: Creme Egg brownies

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With four different types of chocolate, these brownies are perfect for Easter! They’re easy to bake and missing out flour means they’re gluten-free too, adding to that gooey-ness crucial for an exceptional brownie.

Ingredients (makes 12 brownies):

155g unsalted butter

395g caster sugar

45g plain chocolate, broken into chunks

2 eggs

1 tsp vanilla extract

1/8 tsp baking powder

85g cocoa powder

1 tbsp cornstarch

1/4 tsp salt

90g milk chocolate chips

6 Cadbury’s creme eggs, cut into halves

Method:

1. Preheat the oven to 160C/140C fan/gas mark 3, and line a 8×8 inch tin with baking parchment.

2. Melt the butter in a large saucepan over a low heat and add the sugar so it dissolves, making sure it doesn’t stick to the bottom. Add the chunks of chocolate and let them melt, stirring with a wooden spoon until the mixture is smooth.

3. Take the saucepan off the heat and mix in the eggs and vanilla extract.

4. Sift the baking powder, cocoa powder and cornstarch into the mixture with a sieve, sprinkle in the salt, and mix it all together with an electric whisk. Beat until the batter is shiny and smooth (this may take up to a few minutes), and then stir in the chocolate chips.

5. Pour the mixture into the prepared tin, and bake for 15-20 minutes. Then take the tin out of the oven and press the halves of the creme eggs onto the top of the brownies, spacing them evenly.

6. Put the creme-egg-topped brownies back in the oven and bake for another 10-20 minutes depending on how you like your brownies – the longer you cook them, the less gooey and more chewy they’ll be.

7. Once they’re done, take the brownies out the oven and let them cool in the tin for around 30 minutes before cutting and serving. Enjoy!

The Recap: Henley Boat Races

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Spectators were treated to a fine display of rowing in the Henley Boat Races (HBR) last weekend. This year, the program included the 42nd annual Oxford and Cambridge Lightweight fixture and the 33rd one for the women. In addition, the program included the intercollegiate races as per tradition. To make up for the deficit in the program due to the move of the Women’s Boat Race and the reserve Boat Race Crew to the tideway in 2015, the HBR program now includes a race between the Women’s Lightweight Reserve Pairs.

Despite the tricky weather conditions, the crews persevered. The day kicked off with the intercollegiate races. The best college crew for each gender from Cambridge, decided through Lent Bumps, and the best college crew for each gender from Oxford, decided through a time-trial, raced over a course of 1750 metres.

First up, in the intercollegiate women’s race Jesus College of Cambridge faced the women of Christ Church of Oxford. With steady and solid rowing, Christ Church beat Jesus with a comfortable four lengths margin. As described by Eddie Rolls (Pembroke, Oxford), the Christ Church women were, “a class above Jesus.”

The men’s intercollegiate race brought some intrigue to the day. In the challenge between Pembroke College of Oxford and Caius of Cambridge, Pembroke’s rudder broke. Despite the setback, Pembroke beat Caius by one length. Eddie Rolls, the Pembroke five seat, told Cherwell, “Caius pushed us hard out the gate. We had the confidence to row them down over the course. Rudder broke which was quite exciting leading us to go into their lane but by then we were already a length ahead and the result was never in doubt.”

In a close and treacherous race, Cambridge dominated in the inaugural lightweight women’s reserve pair race. Their lightweight women’s reserve pair beat the Oxford pair by 3/4 of a length. This was followed by the Alumnae Race. The CUWBC alum coxed four beat OUWBC by 1.5 lengths.

Following the very narrow race of 2015, this year’s Women’s Lightweight VIIIs race did not disappoint. Cambridge took the lead early on with a 1/3 length advantage by the end of the enclosure extending their lead to 1/2 length. Oxford leveled the ground closing in to 1/3 of a length at Fawley. At Temple Island, the dark blues had their first taste of a lead with their bow-ball passing Cambridge. Cambridge retaliated, but Oxford came out victorious beating their opposition by a canvas and finishing the course in 6:54 min.

The Men’s Lightweight VIIIs were the last to race. Both crews were off to a solid start, but Cambridge gained an advantage early on and stayed strong. Despite technically clean rowing, the Oxford men were unable to catch up with their opposition. The Cambridge men finished the course in a comfortable 6:19 minutes. Regarding their performance on Saturday, Alec Trigger (Oriel College), president of OULRC, told Cherwell, “The Boat Race was a very tough defeat to take this year. Not performing to the best of our ability is devastating, but that is the nature of this race, you only get one shot. We have been having a difficult season with the change of coach just before Trial Eights among other things. Despite that we all know we’ve been rowing well and going fast, it’s just a shame it didn’t come out on the day. After a short break we’ll be training hard again looking towards BUCS and the summer season.”

The day concluded with some pomp featuring a row-past by the women’s lightweight crews of 1986 of both Oxford and Cambridge. Lastly, Steph Cullen, the 2011 Lightweight World Champion, presented the prizes.

Review: 10 Cloverfield Lane – choice itself is the crisis

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Thrillers today have seemingly no new ground to tread. If you attempt to imagine the most fearsome or twisted scenario, the most intensely action packed violence you can, odds are it has already been portrayed. Still, it’s hard to see the public, yet to tire from the continuous barrage of superhero movies, ever getting bored of watching these endless formulaic narratives. After all, Jurassic World and The Force Awakens – both sequels of a sort to movies made decades earlier – topped the charts for the highest grossing films last year. So what is it then about the most financially successful movies that really keeps people coming back?

Since its recent release, viewers have been widely speculating about the new J.J. Abrams produced 10 Cloverfield Lane. It’s message – and who’s to say that there absolutely has to be one – is entirely elusive. Any interpretation of the two monsters in the film – one being the actual beast and the other Goodman’s character – as allegorical is likely completely invented. But it’s often ambiguity and room for invention that captivate audiences much more than explicit moral or political judgments.

Josh Campbell and Matthew Stuecken wrote the film as parallel rather than sequential to Cloverfield (2008), in which a similar beast runs rampant through Manhattan, captured on personal cameras which act as the viewer’s only set of eyes. Beyond the monster takeover, which comprises only a small portion of the latter film, the two have little in common, at least in terms of plot.

10 Cloverfield Lane opens to Michelle being run off the road whilst dodging calls from her fiancé, voiced by Bradley Cooper, only to awaken to find herself chained up in an underground bunker built by Howard, an eccentric and short-tempered man, and his boyish neighbour, Emmett. The three exist peacefully, if a little tensely, in the bunker together for an unspecified amount of time – though the close-up shots of the deterioration of Michelle’s nail polish seem to suggest only a matter of weeks – until Emmett and Michelle make a terrifying discovery about Howard’s past. Michelle is then faced with the decision to remain with one monster in the bunker or face another unknown beast up above.

The film lacks the usual star-power that would drive many films up the billboard, and its casting is somewhat unexpected. Howard is played by John Goodman, best known for playing gruff characters, as the husband to Roseanne in the ‘90s sitcom of the same name, or as the Vietnam-obsessed Walter in The Big Lebowski. Here Goodman was brilliantly cast, arriving at something not unlike the villain in The Lovely Bones, who seems almost pitiably odd and shy until reaching a final, long-anticipated breaking point.

John Gallagher, Jr., who plays Emmett, is a rather anonymous actor in comparison to his co-stars, and he seems very purposefully to remain unremarkable. His relationship with Michelle looks in some senses like the early relationship between Glenn and Maggie in The Walking Dead, and Goodman’s character resembles the various incarnations of power-hungry leading men in the same series.

Michelle, played by Mary Elizabeth Winstead, takes her place amongst a new grade of strong female leads more commonly found in television. I would liken her most to Krysten Ritter’s broodingly moral character in the Netflix series Jessica Jones. As someone often put off by overly exaggerated action sequences, Michelle won me over only toward the end with her partial aside to the audience of exasperation and disbelief at facing yet another threat.

As for speculation about the film’s potential political connotations, I indulged myself perhaps much more than the actual content allows. While Howard’s status as a war veteran might more plausibly be read as an indictment of the U.S. system of mental health care for those returning from war, I am not alone, I think, in immediately associating Howard with the famous fear-monger with an ambiguous history of sexual assault and childlike vocabulary that is currently running amok in the U.S. presidential race.

The original Cloverfield called up images of the 9/11 attacks at a time when the daunting beasts of terrorism and financial recession seemed at their most insurmountable, reflected also in the much less optimistic ending of the first film. Where choice may have seemed absent from the public in 2008, in the current political situation, choice itself is the crisis. The film’s catchphrase declares that “Monsters come in many forms,” and the decision Michelle must make – between remaining with her captor in what seems like an immediately safe situation and braving the potentially toxic air outside – is not unlike the one testing voters in the United States currently. Americans today can either remain isolated within the ideologically regressive universe that Trump has invented or support those who want to find real solutions to the world’s problems as they actually are. Perhaps it is because people can relate to the gravity of having to make such a decision that 10 Cloverfield Lane has been so compelling to audiences across the United States.