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Sharing Poetry Pie with Roger McGough

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With praise such as “the patron saint of poetry” and “Liverpool’s poet laureate,” I was nervous about speaking with the poet Roger McGough, whose uproariously funny and moving poetry has been part of my life for as long as I can remember. This only increased when McGough told me he’d recently turned down a request to complete a festival tour to Singapore and Bahrain, because he didn’t feel like travelling. “I now get to be pickier in what I do,” he smiles, “and I need to make space for writing – I’ll publish work only when I’m ready.” But it’s alright: it seems he’s given himself time to talk to me.

Roger McGough is an integral part of Britain’s poetry scene. Moving from initial involvement in the so-called ‘Merseybeat’ to international prominence, and contributor of the famed The Mersey Sound poetry collection that propelled his work to the world’s stage, he’s done things as diverse as form part of musical trio The Scaff old to regularly hosting Radio 4’s Poetry Please programme; not to mention a plethora of highly-praised children’s and adult’s poetry collections. Whilst discussing his new collection, Poetry Pie, McGough stresses how the poetry is for both adults and children. “I’m not deliberately trying to be accessible – it’s the only way I can write.” Somewhat poetically, it
wasn’t his education but whilst as a teacher in Liverpool that McGough found his inspiration for writing: only after receiving encouragement from his pupils when he was reading his poetry did McGough began to consider becoming a poet. “I felt the need to write, so I did,” he tells me. When asked whether it took years to perfect, he informs me that there’s nothing intentionally difficult about writing poetry: “everybody should try it, it’s for everyone. So I
always write for everyone.”

Unfortunately, others haven’t always agreed with McGough. He is unhappy at being pigeonholed as an ‘upbeat poet,’ sometimes being sidelined as writing for the masses. “It’s too easy to be labelled”, McGough says. When called a ‘pop poet,’ people immediately link him to Pop Art whilst in reality, his poems can be used in any context. One only needs to look at the use of his work in his band The Scaffold to see that. “In the past being a ‘Liverpool poet’ was a put down, you were not to be trusted”, McGough says. He admits he’s enjoyed helping to put Liverpool on the map through his distinctive work, “though it always spoke for itself.” So surely that worry of being put down has diminished after all this time? The fellow of the Royal Society of Literature and President of the Poetry Society chuckles. “What people think always matters.” When we talk about the reasons for his most recent book, McGough’s voice becomes more animated.

It’s really important to keep writing for children, he says. There is worryingly little money in poetry books for publishers, especially ones for the younger generation, meaning fewer are published. McGough’s new book Poetry Pie is an attempt to rectify this, “it’s vital to inspire young poets as well as to entertain others.” McGough wants to use his poetry to make people laugh, and to reassure people around him: “poetry can be a hug.” And what about bigger global issues? McGough hasn’t written anything about Syria or migration yet. He doesn’t see it as his place to write ‘worried poems’ as he wants to be more positive about the world, a view which he suggests may stem from his strong Catholic faith. “I don’t want to spread my perception and create lots of mini McGoughs – we’re all individuals.” 

But does this mean McGough fi nds it difficult to write serious poetry? McGough has admitted it took time for this to happen, meaning his later work is more personal. Now, with age, his work can be “more focused on darkness,” spending longer on poems and wanting to keep them for longer before publishing. This style change, like his humorous, ingenious take on the everyday world, has in his words “just happened.” McGough believes our attitude to the world shapes our own unique voices, using different forms and shaping new types of poetry. This can clearly be seen in his collection Everyday Eclipses, which focuses in on everyday events. “More people should take up this outlook,” I’m told, as it forces introspection. And this focus on the details of writing is important. Despite his versatile and commanding stage presence, McGough doesn’t like looking at himself performing. The words keep him grounded in an art where the writing is always more important than the performing. “Some poets want to be songwriters. Not me.”

Despite his wide span of work, and the fame this has brought him, Roger McGough sees himself simply as a poet. “I live in a world of poetry, so I see it everywhere.” And the wry humour and sideways look on life he is known for is still as active as ever. When asked whether he wanted to be remembered as part of the trail of great poets, he responds “depending who the others are, of course!” Despite never going out searching for glory, McGough lets himself enjoy the luxuries it brings. “I get to do more work, I can pick which commissions I want. I just love the intensity of writing the poems!” This enthusiasm for creation perhaps sums up McGough’s sparkling work. He does not want to be defined as any particular type of writer just a poet that makes us smile. “Of course, I’m not looking forward to being a ‘late poet,’” he laughs. I unconsciously grin. McGough has that effect on people.

New App on the Block?

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“Money can’t buy you style but VILLOID can”

Following its launch or, rather, relaunch in September of this year, Villoid has become one of the most popular fashion apps around. It was created by Jeanette Dyhre Kvisvik, who originally released it in Norway about a year ago. She was modestly successful with it there but, in an age where the opinion of an Instagram star has a wider influence than that of a tech expert – especially when it comes to fashion, Kvisvik knew it was the power of celebrity that would really sell her product. Enter Alexa Chung: presenter, model, fashion muse, and all-round cool gal. Her involvement in the app has led to a huge increase in the number of users and has given Villoid some serious style credentials. Chung had an unsurprisingly limited involvement in the technical side of things but you can see her kooky touches all over the design. 

There are many other apps that do almost exactly the same thing as Villoid and have a very similar layout. They allow you to browse fashion goods from different brands and stylists, ‘like’ items of clothing, and buy the pieces you’ve seen. The USP of Villoid, in addition to Chung’s involvement, is the creative aspect. In a Pinterest-meets-Instagram kind of way, you can create mood boards to show your followers, who can then like or comment on what you’ve done. The good thing about this is that, not only can you see which items are trending, as you can on almost all fashion apps, but you can also see how your favourite fashionistas are wearing said items and what’s inspiring their choices. Villoid allows users to upload photos of whatever they want to a mood board so people can show what inspired them to put a certain outfit together; expect lots of movie characters, landscapes and frothy coffees. The mood board feature makes the user experience feel more like online dressing-up, trying different things together like you might at home or in a shop, and less like internet browsing.

Villoid is very user friendly, Chung’s personal brand of cool is stamped all over it (she posts a lot), and there are really interesting and inspiring boards to see. The ‘buy’ option sends you to the relevant website so you can’t actually purchase on the app like you can on the likes of The Net Set, and there are a couple of glitches with the sign-in process (I’m often asked to verify my email address), but it’s pretty fun and actually quite useful. The app is currently available on the istore and the Android version is set to be released early next year.

Review: Bob Dylan at the Royal Albert Hall

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It should be considered as good a badge of greatness as any in the music industry to fill the Royal Albert Hall at 74 years old, and leave the punters begging for a second encore. The adoration and admiration that Bob Dylan still inspires in fans of all ages is unlike almost any other performer in the world. On Sunday night, I could see clearly why that is.

If you have heard 2015’s Bob Dylan perform, or you plan on doing so at some point, you should know that he’s a different man from 1967’s Bob Dylan. His voice has not aged well. The inimitable strains of the classic recordings are gone, replaced by something rougher and weaker. He hurries his lines, dispensing with the poise and measure that characterised his younger sound.

In spite of this, I expect the night didn’t (indeed, won’t) disappoint you. Even if his voice is a shadow of what it used to be, his choice of supporting musicians is not. While Dylan himself drew every eye, their understated class perfectly propped up his vocals.

Before the show began, not having looked up Dylan’s recent set lists, I was hoping his older material would hold its own in the running order, fearing it would lose out to his more recent work. What he delivered was a seamless blend of old and new, sliding to and fro between the decades. Highlights included ‘She Belongs to Me’ and ‘High Water (for Charley Patton)’, as well as several covers of older tracks like ‘Autumn Leaves’.

For most Dylan fans, expectations will centre on generation-defining ballads like ‘Mr Tambourine Man’ and ‘Like a Rolling Stone’, neither of which, I regret to report, were heard. However, hearing ‘Things Have Changed’ and ‘Blowin’ in the Wind’ from the mouth of their maker was exactly the quasi-religious experience I had hoped it would be. Remarkably, the size of the Royal Albert Hall detracted nothing from the intimacy of Dylan’s murmured rendition of Frank Sinatra’s ‘I’m a Fool to Want You’.

The show highlighted how Dylan, in his advanced years, has managed to remain, if not relevant, at least current. Through his so-called ‘Never Ending Tour’ (his series of nearly consecutive tours that began in 1988) and his regular new album releases, he has refused to retreat to the background. Tempest (2012) is far from the level of Bringing It All Back Home (1965), but it was still judged by Rolling Stone writers the fourth best album of 2012. It may be hard to believe, but even at 74, Dylan’s shows are worth every penny of their hefty ticket prices.

Next-gen Darwin not evolving

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I guess you really should never meet your heroes. Darwin Deez, with his baggy jumpers, awkward dance moves and tendrils of curly hair, was my high school hero. Me and my best friend Nancy used to skip out of school early back in the heyday of 2010 to get on the London Midland and see his band play our favourite songs. We wore kooky outfits and snuck into the afterparties of Brick Lane bars. We got things signed.

Five years later, in the green room of the O2, he seemed tired, or maybe a bit sickly. Words came out slow, and his conversational skills were a little awkward. We rattled out the regular interview questions that we had scrawled down on the way there – asking about the meaning of lyrics, the feeling of fame, the artistic process. We wanted to talk to the guy who sang to us at 15 about not feeling quite right; about sitting on the ocean floor and feeling super bored.

We both realised, though, that after a nonsensical, and also rather dull, description of a memory game that he plays on his time off, and then an inexplicably long biography of an author he used to like, that Darwin Deez is actually just soulsick. He complained that he wasn’t ‘inspired’ by anything at the moment – that nothing made him feel like dancing (not even Drake’s ‘Hotline Bling’) – that girls made him bored after two years, that he was losing money on the tour and didn’t want to invest too much in it.

He was bitter about no-one buying his concept album, and resentful towards his fans for wanting indie pop bangers that they could sing along to instead of atonal abstraction. He walked out without saying goodbye, and Nancy reminded me that the last time we saw him live, he hung around for ages after his set, just perched on the edge of the stage, smiling genially and giving out hugs like they were going out of fashion.

Walking into the gig later on, we stood out like a couple of sore thumbs as we were neither 15 nor bizarre stragglers in our forties – the two demographics of which the audience seemed to consist.

Undeniably, the 15 year-olds were having a great time, while the forty-somethings were touching each other and dancing inappropriately (imagine a bear trying to shake a tree for coconuts, but the tree is a lady and this is all set to a soundtrack of ‘Radar Detector’). His trilling, plucky notes rang hollow, even though the long, self-involved guitar solos were the only times he seemed like he was enjoying himself.

So, if you want to see what the afterparty of 2010’s indie pop heyday looks like, go search out a Darwin Deez concert. He’ll still be slowly singing “I’m just wasting time away, I’m just wasting time in space”, and you’ll agree.

Oxford Lieder Festival: Singing Words

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The 2015 Oxford Lieder Festival has drawn to a close following two busy weeks of concerts, readings, study days, masterclasses, and more. In contrast with last year’s ‘The Schubert Project’, which featured the performance of Schubert’s entire song output, this year’s festival theme was ‘Singing Words: Poets and their Songs’.

The festival’s opening concert was held in the Sheldonian Theatre, which has a much greater audience capacity and a very different acoustic to the more intimate Holywell Music Room, where the festival is based. Sarah Connolly’s voice certainly filled the theatre, as did her inimitable stage presence. The first half comprised popular Schubert songs such as ‘Die junge Nonne’, and was at once dramatic, subtle, and charming, and the post-interval selection of Wolf and Brahms prompted both tears and cheers from the audience.

In addition to the Sheldonian, concerts and events have been held in venues across Oxford, including the Jacqueline du Pré Building at St Hilda’s, the Oxford Martin School, Iffley Road’s St John the Evangelist, and even the Ashmolean and Blackwell’s. New College Ante-Chapel was used for a series of late-night concerts, providing a suitably atmospheric venue for both Imogen Cooper’s all-Chopin recital and a candlelit, haunting programme of contemporary music, including George Crumb’s Apparition, from the exciting young duo Sophie Junker and Deirdre Brenner—a suitably spooky occasion for late October.

Vaults and Gardens Café was also transformed into a late-night concert venue, taking on a warm and vibrant tavern-like feel to host the Schubert-folk-rock group The Erlkings. With drinks being served and a large student turnout in addition to the festival’s slightly older regular audience, the group’s clever and funny adaptations of Schubert favourites allowed for a fitting celebration of the festival’s opening weekend.

Nonetheless, the hub of the festival is the Holywell—a perfect venue for lieder recitals despite occasional sonic interruptions from motorbikes, bells, and people outside. The intensity of the atmosphere that grips the audience as they wait for a much-anticipated duo to take to the stage is difficult to capture in words. Perhaps the best example of this was Wolfgang Holzmair and Imogen Cooper’s programme of Clara Schumann, Frank Martin, and Robert Schumann on Friday 23rd. Holzmair and Cooper have been performing pieces such as Schumann’s Kerner-Lieder together for over 20 years, and their onstage dynamic did not disappoint. Such was the emotional intensity that it felt like the entire audience held their breath from the opening chords of ‘Stille Tränen’ until the end of a prolonged silence that followed the final song’s closure. The ovation they received was so enthusiastic that they couldn’t retire without offering two encores: first Clara Schumann’s ‘Liebst du um Schönheit’, a gently elegiac setting of Rückert’s meditation on love, and finally a favourite from Robert Schumann’s Liederkreis Op. 39, ‘Mondnacht’, to round off the evening.

Waiting for an encore is always exciting, and the choices from this year’s performers did not disappoint. Clara Schumann was also chosen for Sarah Connolly’s closing song—a gesture appreciated by those aware of the inevitable gender imbalance of the festival programme’s poets and composers (that said, the premiere of Rhian Samuel’s ‘Wildflower Songbook’ later in the festival marked another occasion to celebrate women composers). Elizabeth Watts and Julius Drake tied together a wonderful recital of Liszt and Debussy settings of Victor Hugo and Paul Verlaine with a short, intense Wagner number, and Joan Rodgers gave a charming introduction to her encore—Tchaikovsky’s ‘The Fearful Moment’—that encapsulated some of the evening’s poetic themes: love and fear.

Alongside song recitals, the festival has featured a number of chamber music concerts. The Doric Quartet returned this year to perform two staples of Romantic chamber repertoire: Schumann’s A minor quartet in the Oxford Martin School, and Brahms’s quintet with pianist Alasdair Beatson. Both of these concerts received a warm reception, and the Schumann was appreciated by a much wider audience as it was live-streamed on YouTube. 

To complement the lunchtime performances of Fauré songs that ran throughout the festival, there were also afternoon concerts of his chamber music. The C minor piano quartet was performed by an ensemble of acclaimed younger musicians: Tom Poster (piano), Magnus Johnston (violin), Timothy Ridout (viola) and Guy Johnston (cello) sustained a remarkable level of energy in a performance that brought out the exuberance of Fauré’s chamber textures. The Phoenix Piano Trio complemented their lyrical performance of Fauré’s trio with an arrangement of Janáček’s first string quartet—a version that, while performed with suitable intensity, seemed jarring in its replacement of the all-important inner string parts by piano.

The festival also runs a number of study days. This year, events were focussed variously on the interaction of music and words in song, songs in translation, and Berlioz. Highlights included a paper from Wadham fellow Philip Ross Bullock on the cultural context of Sappho’s poetry in early 20th century Russian songs, and St Catz fellow Laura Tunbridge gave an engaging and amusing critical history of song performed in translation. With a very mixed audience, the study days succeeded in providing something for everyone.

Huge thanks go to Artistic Director Sholto Kynoch, Administrator Taya Smith, the festival assistants and the rest of the Lieder Festival team for facilitating such a wonderful two weeks of music; here’s to an equally successful Schumann-themed festival next year.

The Champagne Social: The Guild Goes Grand

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Wednesday of 3rd week saw the quasi-opulent Champagne Social, hosted by the Oxford Guild: described by one student as an evening of champagne, chocolate, [and] careers.

 Although off to a slow start, Atik formally -colloquially known as “Park End” by the majority of Oxford students – eventually saw a deluge of students, keen to grab a glass of the ostensibly abundant champagne, or sample the four types of G&D’s ice cream. G&D’s is a pretty big deal in Oxford.

The social and its concomitant treats would in theory make for an evening of great enjoyment, and although true to an extent – one mustn’t downplay the barrage of freebie-desiring Oxonians, beelining for the bar or ice cream stand. The champagne was sorely placed at one solitary bar – albeit neatly – in what was conceivably the main gallery.  This subsequently resulted in a student diaspora, vacillating between the rooms in which champagne was being poured, and where ice cream was being scooped. 

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The queues were lamentable. But not lamentable enough for people to become demoralised or downtrodden. Rather, this tacitly instigated what one could consider networking, and intercollegiate mingling – insomuch that I was able to interview people on their thoughts and opinions of the evening as well as what inspired their looks.

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Yoav – Economics & Management (Left), Aum – PPE (Right) : Both St. Peters College.

Do tell me, why are you here?I asked, hoping my question didn’t come across as even slightly bellicose. To which, Yoav replied:

At the Guild or at Oxford? – deep.

Both

“‘Im at Oxford because I love an adventure; this is an adventure for an American. Im at The Guild because it seemed to be an interesting event

This quote is quite true, for Oxford is an adventure and The Guild did seem to be an interesting event: irrespective of the dividends one would obtain from their £8 ticket.

I asked the same to Aum.
Im here for the lols.

Okay Aum, okay.

 

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Natalie (Left) – Classics, Somerville, Emmanuelle (Right) – History of Art, St. Catz

On the Guild Committee, both Natalie and Emmanuelle contribute to the many minutia that helps for a structured and smooth evening – including scanning tickets and helping promote the events.

“[Any] thoughts on the evening?

Unanimously, it was agreeably both sociable and the dividends proved more than adequate.

“Do tell me Emmanuelle, what inspired your look this evening?

“I was going for the chic, formal black tie sentiment but didn’t want to go all out (because it’s still a club) so opted for a velvet Abercrombie and Fitch dress which is formal but so very short that it isn’t wearable to formal-hall or something along those lines. So like, a bad-girl formal.

Nailed it.

 

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Imogen: English, St. Peter’s College

“I was going for equally sexy yet classy, and thus went for unimposing black: turned out pretty good I’d say.

“[…] And would you come again?

“Yes, the conversation is great

The conversations were pretty great. 

 

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Gbenga – St. Hugh’s College

“I’m all about the vertical integration

I’m intrigued – “Do explain further

“On and ever upwards”.

 

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Bou – French, Exeter

“I find this social to be a great and relaxed way to meet people to be honest

Bou and I conversed about the French dialects, segueing into what inspired her look, which was in fact Parisian.

“Although the champagne distribution wasn’t very Parisian, the look I was going for was.”

 

The evening was one of generally pleasant thoughts and opinions, although the distribution of the champagne was at time less than urbane, I imagine this is indicative of the events popularity if anything.

 

Preview: Playhouse Creatures

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The year 1669 is a bawdy and troublesome time. Theatres have just reopened after seventeen years of Puritan oppression. There is a surge in dramatic writing and the first English actresses appear on stage. Party animal King Charles is sat on the throne, and Nell Gwyn wants to act. Over coffee in the Pembroke café, the lovely Charlotte Vickers, director, tells me about Playhouse Creatures.

Playhouse Creatures follows the story of Nell Gwyn, one of five women in the play who work their way onto the theatrical scene in the Restoration period. Based, for the most part, on real lives, each actress brings her own background and storyline to the theatre where they work. The play explores how Restoration actresses try to get power in a world that is set against them.

Playhouse Creatures brings to mind the problems women faced in theatre four hundred years ago, and that which women in current theatre still face. “It’s been interesting,” Charlotte says, “for everyone to think about what problems are still faced by women in theatre, as well as what has changed and what we have now got right.” Although the cast of five is composed entirely of women, there remains several invisible and anonymous male figures in the play, including a ‘director’, the patriarch whom the girls discuss and converse with. The storylines of the characters are relatively separate, nor is there much room for friendship in this competitive sphere, but there are moments when the five women band together, a force of good old girl power in the face of the invisible man and the invisible world. The play also discusses the meaning of theatre itself; we must question why we attend theatre, and why it is important.

Head to the Burton Taylor Studio in 4th week for what promises to be ninety minutes of uniquely amusing, powerful and thought provoking drama. Full of dramatic allusion and meta-theatre, Playhouse Creatures provides a moving and often comic account of the precarious lives of Restoration actresses.

The International Student: welcoming China with open arms

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Last week couldn’t have been more special for Chinese students in England. Half of my Chinese “comrades” in Oxford woke up early on the morning of Monday 19th October, skipped all their lectures for the day, and caught the early coach to London with fast-leaping hearts. They waited for hours, only to catch a glimpse of Xi Jinping, the Chairman of the Chinese Communist Party and the President of the People’s Republic of China.

The visit of Xi Jinping is momentous because it is the first visit of the Chinese President to the UK in ten years. Since the last visit in 2005, China has undergone dramatic changes. One obvious change that I observe is the boom in private cars. Back in 2005, when I was only eight years old, there were not many private cars on the road, but mostly state-owned cars, trucks, and taxis. At that time, motorcycles were the main means of transportation in my city, Changsha, because few people were rich enough to afford private cars and high-quality petroleum. By 2010, however, traffic jams were at every corner of the city. This tremendous increase in personal assets is incredible, especially given that this As far as I am concerned, China is not a democracy under any kind of political classification. In increase occurred during a period of global recession.

It is not hard to see that the purpose of Xi’s visit lies mainly in economical cooperation. With President Xi comes investment in billions of pounds in nuclear industry, communication, automobiles, medicine, and even amusement parks. The total proposed investment exceeds £400 billion, which marks a new climax in Sino-British cooperation.

Nonetheless, what interests me most is the Chinese and British media’s different focuses with regard to President Xi’s visit. Most of the Chinese media boast the outstanding achievements in economic cooperation between China and Britain, while the British media keep questioning Great Britain’s decision in cooperating with a non-democratic nation. The British media casts doubt on the condition of human rights in China, but President Xi counters them by reaffirming “each country has its own criteria of human rights, and the sole competent judge of its condition of human rights is its own people,” which sounds like “none of your business.”

As far as I am concerned, China is not a democracy under any kind of political classification. In my eighteen years, I have never seen my parents or relatives vote in an election for the People’s Representatives in the People’s Committee, which is similar to the House of Commons. Indeed, the power of the government in China is a lot more concentrated than in any democratic state. All the disadvantages, however, may be turned into advantages in terms of efficiency. While the construction of a high-speed railroad to the airport in Taipei has been postponed for ten years, the construction of the high-speed railroad network in China is nearly completed. It is also this efficiency in decision-making that brings the economic boom. Thus, it is irrational to judge China’s achievement only in terms of democracy. It is necessary for us to look at the whole picture.

Needless to say, China has had great success with regard to the economy. Yet in terms of democratic reform, it still has a long way to go. In fact, no one can really predict what China will be in the future. Will China be more democratic, or will it turn into totalitarianism? We still know nothing until the future unwraps.

Interview: Jacob-Rees Mogg

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My heart was thumping as I climbed the marble stairs to the Gladstone Room. The Union debate ‘This house has no confidence in Her Majesty’s Government’ had been a good one. Many thought that Jacob Rees-Mogg, Old Librarian of the same institution and backbench Conservative MP, had delivered a cracker.

Indeed he had. On answering a particularly aggressive point from the gallery – they always are from the gallery – Rees-Mogg raised a deafening cheer from the House when he inquired as to whether the lurking gallery inhabitant had recently checked the Office of National Statistics, which he claimed all self-respecting Oxonians should, and on receiving the negative dismissed the point assuming that its owner must be “a Cambridge man”.

Our eyes met across a crowded room. We were introduced. Rees-Mogg, wearing an immaculate double-breasted dinner jacket with gleaming beribboned dress shoes, looked like a Kingsman. We shook hands and shuffled into a corner; fumbling for my leaky biro I stuttered the first question: “As a somewhat rebellious backbencher with a natty dress-sense, do you in any way associate with James Dean?”

He laughed and informed me, much to my annoyance, that his local paper, The Somerset Country Gazette, had asked him this before. He responded swiftly: “You must remember that James Dean was enormously cool, and I am not.” Undeterred, I followed up the second part of this question, did Rees-Mogg see himself as a bit of a rebel? Raising his eyes, he looked at me over his spectacles, smiled politely, and replied in the negative – as all rebels should.

Given his careful answers, I decided it was time to change tack, and bring out a bit more of the Jacobine wit for which Mr Rees-Mogg is famed. Still on the subject of rebels, I asked him to consider where he would take the Not-Right Honourable Jeremy Corbyn on a blind date. After a momentary lapse in this faithful journalist’s research, we assumed that the humous-loving Corbyn must be a vegetarian. Rees-Mogg then earnestly considered the proposition, and decided it must be Wiltons, “a very nice restaurant where you see other Labour figures, although perhaps more of the Lord Mandelson kind than the Jeremy Corbyn kind.” Regarding the menu, Rees- Mogg highlighted that he would complete the meal with Wiltons’ “most excellent cherry trifle”.

On a more serious note, however, Mogg stressed that despite the fact that Corbyn has views with which he “utterly disagrees”, he considers him to be a “most sincere politician” with whom he “could find areas of interest if not of agreement” – although he added that a Wiltons cherry trifle would be “essential”.

Of course no rebel would be complete without the ability to bide time in moments of dismay, and so I asked Mr Rees-Mogg about the filibustering in the House of Commons – a method of elongating speeches in order to avoid discussion of other legislation – for which he is famed. Mogg’s top filibustering tip was to prearrange points of information with other mischievous MPs before the session, that way one can engage in ‘invite refuelling’ which enables an MP to continue their speech indefinitely.

The current record of six hours was set in 1828. One of Rees-Mogg’s most famous filibusters was a speech in which he argued that all London council officials with the power to issue immediate fines should be forced to wear bowler hats. On probing him about this, he replied coolly; “I am against minor officials having the power to fine.” So next time you’re in trouble with the Domestic Bursar for spilling ‘Tesco’s Fruity Red’ on the carpet , give Mr Rees-Mogg a buzz, and after a hop, skip and a filibuster, you’ll be off in a jiffy.

What with talk of bowler hats, Wiltons, and Mogg’s omnipresent vowels, seemingly cut on the glass from which he sipped his iced orange juice, I ventured to ask whether he sympathised with his popular parliamentary conception as MP for the early Twentieth Century. To this he responded, “I find it absolutely shocking that anyone should think me so modern.” True to himself, however, Rees-Mogg contrasted this self-deprecating witticism with a serious point. Although he considers the Eighteenth Century arguably the most amusing time to have been in parliament, “the highpoint of parliament is probably mid-Nineteenth Century.”

Suddenly a great cheer swept through the room when Union President, Charles Vaughan, stood on a table and announced that the motion had failed to carry by a significant margin. On hearing this, Rees-Mogg leant over his chair and confided, “That is the first time I have ever been on the winning side of an Oxford Union debate.”

This confession brought me back to my original point: that Jacob Rees-Mogg, however conventional he may appear, is a rebel. When I reintroduced the subject, he attempted to deny it once more saying, “I think I’m one of the most boringly conventional people you could find.” Superficially, this is true, but Rees-Mogg followed it up with a statement that only a first-class dissident could wield: “I occasionally oppose the government when I think it’s wrong. I hardly think that’s deeply rebellious.” That is where we disagree.

On watching Rees-Mogg debate earlier in the evening, I felt curiously transported. His attitude, leaning nonchalantly against the dispatch box, his clear, booming voice, his classical references and wit all reminded me of the busts which surrounded him. He alluded to the days of Gladstone, Disraeli and Salisbury as a high point in bygone parliament, and yet he seemed to be one them. I can only conclude therefore that Mr Rees-Mogg is rebellious in his unconventional conventionality: he is a rebel in a suit.

In a period where Tory politicians are becoming increasingly self-conscious, botoxed and blundering around after parliamentary whips, characters like Rees-Mogg, who speak their minds regardless of personal loss, are a rarity, and should be treasured. Neverthe- less, whatever the future, the press might want to keep an eye on Wiltons for the time being.

Please leave university news to us

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Last week, I remember one of my friends informing me in a pub that the police had seized copies of the student magazine ‘No Offence’ for containing ‘obscene’ content. I immediately checked the Cherwell website for news, as any self-respecting Oxford student would; which prompted  a, now slightly hazy, debate with my friends on freedom of speech and the proliferation of student publications, before we remembered our looming essays, and got on with our lives.

I was surprised the next day to see that the news had hit several national outlets, both in print and online. Why did The Independent and The Telegraph care about the antics of university students? The immediate reaction of many students, from the OUSU BNOC wannabees to the pathetic aspiring journos, was that of Regina George from Mean Girls- why are they so obsessed with us?

This was not the first time in recent history that Oxford has featured so prominently in national news. When student protested Marine Le Pen’s appearance at the Union, cameras from various media outlets flocked to what is, after all, no more than a  student club. It must have made the Union’s day, bolstering the flagging self-esteem of an institution which has been largely irrelevant for the past 80 years (after all, who would care if the members  would not fight for king and country now?). Many in student activism were delighted when Brendan O’Neill of the Spectator claimed that he was “attacked” by a “mob” of “furious feministic…Stepford Students” of Oxford University after they protested that he had been invited to speak on a debate about abortion at Christ Church.

At least once a year, broadsheets produce the same spiel on the Oxbridge application process, dedicating several stories aimed at anxious middle class parents and which probably deter numerous deserving applicants from a wider range of backgrounds. Regularly, newspapers report, the brightest talent of a generation, with 10 A*s at A Level, fails to get into Oxbridge, whilst a digest of the admissions process and “curveball” questions get their annual re-printing, to be  repeated by “tigerati” parents over increasingly stressful family meals- “Well – what WOULD you say about a banana Annabelle?”  

The broadcasting of the annual Oxford-Cambridge boat race, whilst great for Oxbridge students, is yet another example of Oxbridge student activities hogging the limelight. The Scottish Cup (between Edinburgh and Glasgow), The Allom Cup (between the various London universities) and the Northumbrian University boat-race (between Durham and Newcastle) are equally worth watching but seem to have fallen into a media black hole.

So the great question- if it can be said that no one really cares for the student politics of Oxford and Cambridge over other universities, why does it feature so prominently in media coverage? Several media outlets have traditionally been dominated by Oxbridge, from the BBC to The Guardian. The Sutton Trust found in a survey that of the 81% of the 100 most influential journalists in the UK news media who attended university, half went to Oxbridge. Many news outlets are making a conscious effort to change the make-up of their staff, but the legacy continues.

Universities have a great deal to offer to public life. One often hears about the vital scientific research Oxford carries out, researching cancer and muscular spinal atrophy, for example. The humanities and arts professors occasionally get a look-in, it always useful to hear from academics that The Duchess of Cambridge and Princess Diana “play the same role as 16th century princesses.” But most of the time, student politics is not essential information for the public, and perhaps debates over ‘No Offence’ distracts from more important news. Either the media must focus their attention on all aspect of university politics, or simply focus less on Oxbridge. The focus on Oxbridge student politics, and Oxbridge in general, inculcates the dangerous impression that simply because some students go to Oxbridge, their activities are somehow more news-worthy than those of students at other universities.

I am sure  that there are limits to the interest of journalists at the Guardian, The Times, and The Daily Mail in Oxbridge, and those limits will not extend to what is written by this pathetic student journo. But if by chance any of you have wandered on the website or discovered a paper by accident while stuck on a broken-down train, I offer this tentative suggestion. Leave University news to Cherwell. No one else really gives a damn.