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Women’s Football kicks off

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Whether it is on-field success or strong social showings, Oxford football has consistently proven itself to be one of the university’s premier sports clubs. This year, more than ever, the Women’s Blues and Furies are at the heart of its success. Competing in the BUCS league and cup, the women’s teams boast burgeoning memberships, impressive results and exciting longterm prospects. Whilst this year’s campaign is in its infancy, an impressive 6-0 triumph away at the University of Derby has only served to heighten the Blues’ early season excitement. Braces from Colleen Lopez and captain Caroline Ward confirmed an emphatic response to a season-opening defeat to Nottingham Trent the previous week. Helen Bridgman and Christina Gough were also on the score sheet to ensure Trent’s last-minute winner was all but forgotten.

The women’s second team, the Furies, took on Staffordshire University (Stoke) on Wednesday 21st October. It was a physical encounter in which the Furies emerged triumphant, strikers Mary Hintze and Habiba Daggash peppering the Stoke goal line throughout the game. Hintze took the first goal, receiving a pinpoint-accurate cross from Lucy Balasz. The right winger Balasz followed up with another strike, with a third and fourth soon following for the Furies. A second half come back from Stoke, left the final score at 4-1 to the Dark Blues.

With rapidly improving team chemistry and a string of talented individuals, a repeat of the 2013/14 promotion winning season is certainly high on the agenda. Emulating last season’s three- and five-goal thrashings of the club’s Light Blue contemporaries is an equally important aspiration. For the Furies, last term’s victories over Brookes and BCU are this year’s benchmark for success.

At college level, the women’s football set-up is equally impressive; a four-division collegiate league system and a fiercely fought out Cuppers competition is testament to that. Whilst the campaign proper has yet to begin, last year’s champions Worcester will be hoping to mount another serious title challenge.

Mili Malde, this year’s incoming captain for Wadham/Green Templeton Women’s, knows the strains and stresses of a new season better than most. Wadham/Green Templeton had a tough season last year, finishing second last in the Women’s 2nd Division with three points. Though losing captain and goalkeeping inspiration Diana Greenwald to an American PhD programme, Malde is hopeful that the surge in interest at the college freshers fair will translate into a crop of eager new players. “I’ve seen so many talented new players its difficult to know where to start, but fresher Louise Nolan, and a second year, Lea Kambskarð-Bennett have particularly caught the eye.”

The influx of new players and rise in participation in women’s football as a whole, ensures this season will be the most exciting yet.

Interview: Jamie Phillips

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At the age of just 20, Jamie Phillips became the youngest ever assistant conductor of the Manchester-based Hallé Orchestra. Since this appointment, he has gone on to conduct orchestras across the world, recently being appointed the Dudamel Fellow of the Los Angeles Philharmonic. On Thursday 5th November, he will conduct Oxford University Orchestra (OUO) in a performance of Mahler’s 7th Symphony.

 

Are you excited about coming to Oxford?

I am indeed! I’ve been looking forward to this concert for a long time. The chance to be able to perform Mahler’s amazing 7th Symphony doesn’t come along very often, and I’m delighted to be able to debut it with OUO.

 

You became associated with the Hallé at a very early age, did you feel under a lot of pressure and how did you deal with being thrust into the spotlight?

 In all honesty, I wasn’t particularly aware of huge pressures. There was some media interest when I became Assistant Conductor of the Hallé, mostly due to the fact that I was the youngest person to hold the post. I’ve now been with the orchestra for over three years, and am doing some very exciting work with them, but thankfully I’m surrounded by very generous people who care greatly about using the Assistant Conductor post to educate young conductors, rather than to scare them and put them off for life! I’ve just been made Associate Conductor of the orchestra, which is a great honour.

 

Mahler is known for his monumental symphonies, what are the particular challenges associated with conducting his music?

 Conducting Mahler comes with many complications, but because Mahler himself was a great conductor, his scores are littered with instructions as to how to conduct the piece. Every other bar, there is a marking which says ‘not too fast here, careful not to rush’, or ‘the flutes are the most important instrument here’ – it’s like he’s left you an instruction manual for some flat-pack furniture, and you somehow have to piece it together! Of course in reality there is a great deal more interpretation to do with the music, but from the outset you undoubtedly have a very clear idea of how Mahler wants the music to sound, whereas with many other composers there is substantially more freedom to interpret. You really do feel he is sitting on your shoulder as you conduct his music.

 

For you, what individuates Mahler 7 from his other symphonies? 

It seems to be his least performed symphony, for reasons which are interesting to consider. The 8th symphony also doesn’t get performed very often, but that’s more for practical reasons due to the huge scale that it’s on and the vast number of performers required. The 7th symphony, however, is written for a much more conventional sized orchestra; although it does require quadruple woodwinds, it only calls for 4 horns, 3 trumpets, etc. It is very complex to play, which deters many orchestras from approaching it, and perhaps more significantly, is tricky to understand. It left the audience at the premiere more confused than anything else, with many describing it as incoherent. I think what makes this symphony stand out from Mahler’s others is that it is not always narrative. The two ‘Nachtmusik’ or ‘nightmusic’ movements (the 2nd and 4th) seem to create a mood and to trigger an emotional response, but you feel less like it’s to do with Mahler looking inwards to himself, but rather as a celebration of his compositional genius. We have come to expect Mahler’s music to be almost neurotic and triumphant in equal measure, but this symphony seems to do something quite different.

 

You’ve worked extensively with youth orchestras as conductor of the Hallé Youth Orchestra, what aspects of these collaborations do you particularly enjoy?

I’m very fortunate to work with some truly wonderful professional orchestras, but it has to be said that my work with young people is something that I find equally, if not more, rewarding. Performances which I do with the HYO are generally full of energy (admittedly, not perfect – what ever is?), and to see the progress which a group of non-specialist young musicians makes over the course of a year is a truly remarkable thing.

 

What are some of the highlights of your upcoming engagements?

I’m currently working as a Dudamel Fellow with the Los Angeles Philharmonic, which is a true privilege, and is giving me some great opportunities to immerse myself in the life of a really great orchestra. I get to do some concerts of my own with the orchestra in the Spring, which I can’t wait to do. I’m very fortunate to do quite a bit of conducting in Europe, and I’m looking forward to returning to the Orchestre de la Suisse Romande in Geneva, as well as the Luxembourg Philharmonic, Deutsche Radio Philharmonie, BBC Scottish Symphony Orchestra, and continuing to work with the wonderful Hallé in Manchester.

 

OUO performs Mahler’s 7th Symphony at 8pm on Thursday 5th November, at the Sheldonian Theatre.

Review: The Prophetess

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★★★★☆

Oxford reviews tend to fall into two categories – those that attempt genuine critical appraisal, and those commissioned from friends or spouses or family members who work for student publications: these tend not to be critical at all, but are part of the publicity of the show. Of course, the latter are not worthy of your time.

In order to prove, then, that this is not an exercise in back-scratching, I begin with the negatives. At certain points, injudicious glissando jarred with the style of the music; very occasionally, the singing felt disconcertingly unconnected to the orchestra; and, as with all student productions seen by this reviewer, the acting was of variable quality, with touches of sensitivity counteracted by awkwardness elsewhere: perhaps some finer points were left under-rehearsed. (But then this was the opening night.)

The triviality of these cavils may already have induced some suspicion of my position. But now I have done my duty, I can reveal how much I enjoyed myself. My prevailing impression was of a show professionally produced and executed with acuity. Nor was the task straightforward. The show is a curious hybrid of play and opera: Purcell’s music was originally intended as incidental. The libretto (if that is the right term here) was provided by Leo Mercer, and was commissioned for this production. While never really sparkling, it was always highly competent, capably meeting the demands of the score: where  pathos or levity was required, the libretto gamely rose to the task. The conceit was strong – the story of the opera provides an opportunity for Delphine to escape the mundanity of her everyday life (one identifies): we accompany her on her fictional voyage through Ancient Rome. In the final scene we see the effect that the story has on her.

Jasmine White was convincing as the nerdy Delphine, and Danny Scarponi brought a not unwonted Gallic swagger to the role of Dioclesian. The supporting cast was generally strong, with Raphaël Millière’s mellifluous bass worthy of particular praise. The orchestra, again, was generally excellent, seldom missing a note under the magisterial baton of Matthew F. Reese.

Special praise must be reserved for the director, Dionysios Kyropoulos, who injected considerable flamboyance into what might easily have been a static, drab production – opera of this period is tricky: its fondness for long arias sets a considerable challenge for any director. The movement, the set, the costumes: all was efficient without ever trespassing into the officiousness which lamentably characterises the majority of modern opera, student and professional. The slick ideas with which the production teemed seldom obscured the action or music, and often enhanced it. Quite an accolade.

So, despite some reservations, this critic was impressed. A difficult task – ambitiously assailed – efficiently executed.

Cultural appropriation is not OK

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Today is Halloween and, don’t get me wrong, I love it. I think fancy dress can be fun and hilarious and clever and a source of joy for a great deal of people – and, generally speaking, anything that makes a bunch of people quite happy is something I’m a big fan of, too.

What I’m not a big fan of, though, is cultural appropriation, and on no other night is it as common as it is on Halloween. Like a Union President’s ascent into politics, the sombreros,  Native American headdresses, blackface, and bindis are painfully predictable and easy to see coming as we look ahead to tonight’s festivities. Earlier this month the online retailer, ASOS, came under heavy criticism for labelling a range of bindis as Halloween items. Most people who don Native American headdresses, “Sexy Geisha” costumes, or “Islamic Terrorist” costumes tonight don’t actively mean to offend anyone – they probably just think it’s a bit of a laugh or a great look that would make a good picture.

Unfortunately, however, the ways in which we choose to represent ourselves often take on meanings we didn’t even consider when they are seen by others, and this is particularly true at Halloween. The issue is not if you belong to a culture and wish to express your cultural identity through clothing; the issue is when people take on costumed stereotypes of cultures that do not belong to them. If you are not a member of a community, particularly a marginalised or historically oppressed one, it is not okay to pretend you are for one night, only to return to your regular life in the morning.

Every culture has some really interesting clothes or concepts, of course – but you can appreciate them without needing to put them on your body. Cultural ways of presenting oneself such as bindis and headdresses look great, because that’s what they’re meant to do. They are important cultural signifiers that exist as part of important cultural rituals. They do not exist, and they never should exist, to be worn by someone who does not belong to that culture as part of a costume on Halloween. Clothing, make up, and other physical cultural signifiers are not costume playthings: they have significant meaning behind them on every day of the year, and not just on October 31st.

The issue of cultural appropriation is a very tricky one for a lot of people, and rightly so, particularly when you consider the fact that some of the groups that are most often victims of cultural appropriation were historically victims of much more serious crimes perpetrated by white people.

 It easy to think that your Indian Halloween costume, for example, is fine so long as your Indian friend says that they aren’t offended. But that’s the thing: feelings are subjective and not every member of a certain community, ethnicity, or cultural identity feels the same way about their cultural identity, and who can or cannot partake in or reference it. Just because one person of Native American descent, for example, isn’t offended by a white person donning a headdress doesn’t make it okay.

Yet while each person’s feelings about cultural identity are different and subjective, a history of oppression is not subjective. A society in which racism is institutionalised is not subjective. And these are the kinds of things that we really need to talk about when we discuss cultural appropriation.

Sci-fi classic? Not by a giant leap

Launching onto the big screen, The Martian is Ridley Scott’s most recent foray into the sci-fi scene. Assisted by NASA experts, there’s a touch of sincerity about this presentation. Not simply your run-of-the-mill space age flick, this is a movie with a mission statement. A cautionary tale, if you will – one whose action-packed sequences are tightly wed to the risks and rewards associated with an era of exploration, of SpaceX and Elon Musk.

And, if that weren’t enough, a star-studded cast boasting Matt Damon as lead, with Kristen Wiig, Jeff Daniels, Sean Bean and Chiwetel Ejiofor in supporting roles, The Martian has all the makings of a cult classic.

Glitzy gizmos, sensational cinematography – a sci-fi fanatic’s delight; what’s not to love? Well, quite a lot actually. And here’s the problem: subgenre. Space odysseys tend to gravitate toward one of two categories – the cinematic and the melodramatic. Take Gravity – it’s all about the cinematic thrill, the immersive experience of dazzling special effects and their mastery, not so much the script itself. Dialogue is sparse and character development is limited, whereas Interstellar revels in melodrama – a dense, fantastical script and soppy sentimentalism. This detaches us from reality, transports us to another realm.

The Martian is in between. It suffers from being too funny to be serious, but too serious to be funny. Rather than boldly going where no director has ever gone before, the movie industry seems content to tread in circles. We have yet to see a space movie whose audiovisual effects are matched by realistic, riveting storytelling.

Opening with another day at the office on planet Mars, Wadi Rum in Jordan provides the perfect backdrop for the Red Giant. Engrossed in some “Hey, look! We’re astronauts doing our thing” banter, Ares III is suddenly swept up in a spectacular dust storm. This leads to an emergency evacuation of the crew, leaving Mark Watney (Matt Damon) mistakenly assumed dead and stranded on Mars. After a convoluted explanation of his miraculous survival – courtesy of a video log cliché – Watney gets down to business. He has 300 days of provisions and needs to figure out a way of stretching what little he has out to 1480 days, all the while trying to make contact with Earth. No pressure. Eventually spotted by NASA, it’s left to Vincent Kapoor (Chiwetel Ejiofor) and Teddy Sanders (Jeff Daniels), the director, to begin piecing together a rescue plan, albeit covertly at first. After an impressive and rather liberal use of the word ‘shit’ by (American) rocket scientists, contact is made with the aid of the 1997 Pathfinder probe. The Hermes; that is, the escape vessel en route back home, makes a U-turn but will they get there in time?

Comic relief is ever present in The Martian. A running gag in the film is Mission Commander Melissa Lewis’ (Jessica Chastain) taste in music, 1970s disco – which is the only available playlist on the planet. Whether Watney is driving across the surface of Mars seated next to a decaying isotope listening to ‘Hot Stuff ’ by Donna Summer, or dismantling his launch vehicle to ‘Waterloo’ by ABBA , there’s a song for every occasion.

Reviewing this movie has not quite been analogous with watching Matt Damon farm potatoes in his own excrement for two hours and twenty minutes, but sadly it’s not far off . Watney never truly grows as a character; instead he takes everything in his stride. Likewise with the cast, despite being surrounded by “a galaxy of stars” [The Guardian], there are no breathtaking performances here. And while there were some memorable scenes, such as Damon being propelled into space ‘in a convertible,’ I fear that this movie has just been one small step for the genre, and one giant payout for 20th Century Fox.

RMF solidarity with fee protests

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Members of the Oxford and South Africa-based campaign group Rhodes Must Fall expressed solidarity this week with students protesting in South Africa against tuition fees.

Rhodes Must Fall commented via Facebook on the “magnificence of the students of South Africa,” expressing their sympathy for the cause. In addition, a solidarity meeting was held outside the South African High Commission in London last Friday.

Student protests took place in South Africa over the last two weeks, slowing down university operations. The protests were sparked by a proposed national 10.5 per cent tuition fee rise. The planned increases have since been scrapped after initially being suspended.

Oxford Law graduate Ntokozo Qwabe stated on Facebook on Sunday that “Education is a right. Rights are entitlements. People are right to feel entitled to education. Full stop.

“So YES. We are entitled to free education. And won’t stop claiming it until it is granted. Rights are not for sale. We refuse to be reduced to customers of our rights. The struggle continues this week.”

The protests originated in Johannesburg’s University of the Witwatersrand, and rapidly gained momentum. Protesters claim the higher fees would increase the number of young people unable to access further education, dividing the population based on income and along racial lines. In 2012, 53 per cent of academics in the country were white, despite only 8 per cent of the population being so.

Violence characterised the protests, with many universities shut down including the University of Cape Town and tear gas and stun grenades deployed against demonstrators. As of Wednesday 28th October, lectures were resuming in universities across South Africa.

 

Free drugs for Balliol students

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Balliol JCR has passed a motion in favour of reimbursing prescriptions charges for all undergraduates as of Hilary term. The scheme will be paid for through a £1.50 termly levy.

The motion noted that the current prescription charge in England is set at £8.20 and that the majority of students in the JCR are over 18. As a result, there are students ineligible for free prescriptions unless they are on the NHS low income scheme.

Although students may qualify for help with healthcare costs through the NHS Low Income Scheme (LIS), the complex application process, the motion said, acts as a barrier for disabled students in conjunction with the intensity and stress of Oxford terms. Under the LIS scheme, patients can receive ‘full help’ (HC2 certificate) or ‘partial help’ (HC3 certificate), depending on the individual’s financial circumstances.

The JCR noted that while Prescription Prepayment Certificates (PPCs) can reduce prescription charge costs, they still represent a challenging financial burden.

Caitlin Tickell, who proposed the motion, commented, “There are many different reasons that a student may not receive low-income support but still be unable to afford prescriptions, and we wanted to remove barriers to accessing healthcare for our students, especially those with longer-term health problems as the financial burden may otherwise prevent them receiving treatment.”

Balliol JCR further noted that prescription charges often force students to choose between medication and other living costs and are therefore a barrier to healthcare. The JCR stated that disabled students already face unique and unheeded challenges including hidden fees that accompany attending university, and that these additional charges for basic necessities are unfair.

Aisha Simon, Balliol JCR Vice-President, told Cherwell, “This is also of benefit to students who may prefer not to disclose their condition to their families, but would otherwise be unable to pay for their prescriptions. We believe that this will make students’ lives easier, especially those who already face significant hurdles, and that can only be a good thing.”

The JCR has resolved to mandate the Disabled Students’ Officer to reimburse prescription charges and PPCs for all members of the JCR. The Disabled Students’ Officer will be required to make information more accessible about the NHS Low Income Scheme, including assisting students who may wish to apply.

Duncan Shepherd, Balliol’s JCR President, told Cherwell, “As it stands, the system places an unfair burden on students with conditions that require multiple (expensive) prescriptions, whether that’s students with mental health problems or asthma, and we feel that a £1.50 levy is a low cost to improve the lives of those students.”

The motion follows a similar move by Wadham SU which passed in Trinity 2015. Wadham SU President, Taisie Tsikas, added, “Prescription charges are a problem because they turn healthcare into a privilege when it should be treated as a right… Disability is a liberation issue and it would be amazing to see other colleges put similar schemes in place.”

OUSU to prevent PREVENT

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OUSU Council passed a motion on Wednesday evening to “not co-operate with the [government’s] Prevent strategy”.

The motion, which comes following a contrasting vote in June by OUSU’s Board of Trustees to abide by the law in relation to Prevent, mandates “OUSU Offi cers to not co-operate with the Prevent strategy or serve on any bodies overseeing the implementation of Prevent, and to boycott it as far as legally possible.”

Council also resolved to work on combatting the anti-terrorism policy “and its implementation on campus”, as well as to mandate the provision of support and assistance to “any students who feel harassed or persecuted due to the Counter-Terrorism and Security Act 2015.”

Prevent obliges bodies including universities to have “due regard to the need to prevent people from being drawn into terrorism.” Extremism is defi ned in the Act as “vocal or active opposition to fundamental British values, including democracy [and] the rule of law.”

Aliya Yule, a third-year PPEist at Wadham and the proposer of the motion at this week’s OUSU Council, told Cherwell, “It is vital that we oppose Prevent for a number of reasons. Not only does it attack academic freedom and stifl e critical debate and thinking, this legislation is a thinly veiled attack on black and Muslim communities.

“Under Prevent, indicators of ‘extremism’ include ‘criticism of Western foreign policy’ and ‘opposition to British values’. It recommends monitoring students if they seem ‘withdrawn’ or want ‘political change’ – which could be any and all of us with an opinion, or if we’re stressed or dealing with mental health issues.

“This comes at a time when the government is pushing through an ‘anti-Islamic extremism’ agenda, and already under the guise of Prevent, Muslim students have been monitored, harassed and reported.”

Cherwell understands that OUSU is not currently co-operating with Prevent; the passage of this motion cements this position into OUSU’s long-term policy on the matter.

This motion also follows NUS Conference’s passage of Motion 517, which mandates the national student union, “to encourage Unions and institutions to not comply with or legitimize Prevent and to develop guidelines for Unions on eff ective non-cooperation with the Act and its proposals.”

The policy was due to come into force by 21st September of this year throughout UK universities.

The government’s new Extremism Analysis Unit has claimed that last year at least 70 events featuring hate speakers were held on UK campuses.

Universities Minister Jo Johnson said in a statement, “It is disappointing to see overt opposition to the Prevent programme [by the NUS]…The legal duty that will be placed on universities and colleges highlights the importance that the government places on this.”

Prime Minister David Cameron has emphasised, “All public institutions have a role to play in rooting out and challenging extremism. It is not about oppressing free speech or stifl ing academic freedom, it is about making sure that radical views and ideas are not given the oxygen they need to flourish.”

Satanic Panic: Pentagrams and Pent-up Angst

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It was a mild night late last summer that I ventured out with a couple of my mates to the dense woods which lay about twenty minutes from my house. Clad in all black get-ups, our super goth crew were in high spirits as we made our way up the path that bore us away from the safety of the street. But as the undergrowth crept in, and the lights of civilisation vanished into the inky blackness of the trees, fear descended. After several unplanned detours and a hasty run from a dog walker, we whipped out our phones for an unatmospheric check of Google Maps. Having located the forested gravesite that haunted local urban leg- end, we doubled back until a disappointingly well maintained tombstone lurched into view. We squatted before it. Out of a satchel we pulled candles, incense, photos, and aromatic foods (a minestrone Cup-a-Soup we grabbed after a last minute checklist go-over). We linked hands and began to chant. It was time for a séance.

With a grand total of zero spirits contacted and not a curse or hex on us, we left the woods about twenty minutes later hugely under- whelmed. Still maybe the dumbest scheme any of us have ever willingly participated in, we look back onto our voyage into the spirit realm with palpable disappointment and appropriate bewilderment. What possessed a group of supposedly smart youths on the wrinkly side of adolescence to head out in search of the macabre? Certainly a dislikeable amount of self-conscious irony. Perhaps a dash of morbid curiosity. Definitely a desire to have something to talk to each other about after three long months trapped in a suburb whose ghastliest offering bursts forth from a KFC drive-thru. We were also fascinated by the idea of what we thought teenagers should do, aware we were fast being forced out of adolescence by overdrafts, pension schemes and facelift consultations. But where does this link between teenagers and the occult come from? Why is it such a recurrent trope? To find out, we must venture back to the era of the scrunchie.

A ‘Satanic Panic’ broke out amongst conservative parents everywhere in the tumult of the early 1980s. Apocalyptic visions of damaged youth wafted like the scent of baked cherry pie from television sets across the suburbs. With the outsourcing of American industry, the Cold War being brought to the boil and the increasing secularisation of society, middle class suburb-dwellers needed something on which to pin their escalating fears. Thankfully, daytime television was around to provide it. Audience-hungry producers of panel shows, newscasts and infomercials determinedly hit their audience’s sweet spot, located somewhere between conservative good taste and appalling horrors experienced from a safe distance. So tale after tale of satanic priests, sacrificial victims and cult escapees came forth to titillate their viewers with stories of a secret, insidious world just outside the picket fence. Mostly relegated to syndicated talks shows in local markets, these tall tales eventually scaled the heights of a national audience. Even Oprah was not immune from rustling up some satanic scares. For the faithful, mega-church tours of “Satan survivors” sat nicely alongside the regular programme of light shows and concerts playing at their local mega-church, and exacerbated their increasing anxiety about the recession of Christian values from American public life; the youth were at risk of straying from the path of the Lord.

And stray they did. The consumer culture of the 1980s brought with it the phenomenon of the neighbourhood mall, a “cathedral of consumption,” according to a historian of the period. Here teenagers congregated away from the watchful eye of concerned guardians, speaking in a language of references and slang impenetrable to parental ears. Thus the teenager – an alienated storm of raging hormones adrift in a secular ocean – became a site of crippling anxiety for any respectable, neoconservative parent.

The rot was first located in the fantastical realms and Nordic graphic design of popular role playing game Dungeons and Dragons, after a handful of suicides and deaths amongst its young players. But it wasn’t until the rise of heavy metal bands that the mainstream of youth culture was believed to have been sucked into the Satanic void. All hell broke loose. In the 80s, where media networks had multiplied but transmitted only one way, mis and partial information could spread like wildfire.

So protest groups were founded and campaigns drawn up, all in the name of halting an epidemic that existed only on television and in the minds of those who watched it. The cultural reaction has been swift and ceaseless. The camp and ironic have found fertile ground in such a ludicrous phenomenon. We can see its tendril unfurling in the early 90s, with David Lynch’s zeitgeist-capturing Twin Peaks exploring the mysterious dark side of blonde small-town cheerleader Laura Palmer. Teen girls, forever the impenetrable canvas onto which social anxieties are projected, seem to bear the brunt of these ironic reinterpretations. It’s there from The Craft and Edward Scissorhands to Heathers (featuring the immortal exchange “You look like hell!” “Yeah? I just got back”) right through to Diablo Cody’s Jennifer’s Body, which plays as a pastiche of its ironic forbears. The obsession with teenage Satanists has transformed into a fascination with “Satanic Panic” itself, the transformation of pentagrams (alongside chintzy furnishings) into the realms of kitsch.

Today the fear of adolescent occultists is celebrated in the Kiddiepunk zine Teenage Satanists in Oklahoma, and this week sees the release of Regression, which stars Emma Watson and Ethan Hawke, and mines the idea of ‘repressed memory,’ which fuelled the 80s hysteria by promising that anyone could potentially recall being attacked by Satan’s disciples at a moment’s notice. That many of the televangelists and authors who spurred the Satanic Panics were quickly exposed as frauds really doesn’t matter. The concept of an army of teen Satanists is so ludicrous, so potent and rife, that it needn’t be ‘real’ to be endlessly fascinating and wildly entertaining. The imprint that this footnote of 80s cultural history has left in the media and the zeitgeist is inescapable – and alluring enough to send a gang of overgrown kids off into a dark wood on a summer night

Catz JCR make Chris Tarrant honorary member

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St Catherine’s College has passed a motion at its first open meeting, resolving to make Christopher Tarrant an honorary member of their JCR due to his commitment to railway-based television.

The motion, proposed by second year PPE student Thomas Mohan, states that Tarrant has shown sufficient “hard work, commitment and talent”. It passed with 38 votes for yes, eight votes for no and four abstentions. An amendment was also passed that the honorary membership was only to be granted if Tarrant replied to their correspondence, even if he rejected the offer.

In his proposition speech, Mohan said, “Chris has changed the game. His extreme railway journeys have revolutionized and internationalized the railway scene. He has travelled through five continents and seen things never seen before. He has taken trains across Cuba, which if anyone has tried to do you will know it is bloody difficult.”

Sarah White, JCR President of St Catz, told Cherwell, “St Catherine’s College does not give out honorary JCR memberships lightly. In fact, the proposed motion to award such a membership to Chris Tarrant was debated extensively at a very well attended open meeting.

“However, it became apparent that Tarrant has, indeed, already honoured Catz with his outstanding contribution to daytime television in the form of Chris Tarrant’s Extreme Railways – it is often found on the JCR television screen, and has become a fantastic bonding experience for the college. To use the words of the JCR member who proposed the motion, ‘With Extreme Railways, Chris Tarrant has opened our eyes and our minds. What a programme. What a man.’”

Tarrant is a radio and TV personality known for many things besides his Extreme Railways series, including hosting the game show Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? from 1998 to 2014, when the show came to an end. Chris Tarrant: Extreme Railways is a series launched in 2012 on Channel 5. It involved Tarrant travelling around the world by train, particularly focusing on places like Cuba where train travel is especially difficult.

Honorary membership of a JCR gives the said individual the right to attend JCR meetings, but not to vote in the meetings or use college facilities otherwise. It can be granted to any individual on the condition that it passes a vote in a JCR meeting.

Other colleges have in the past also given out honorary memberships to celebrities. In June, Merton passed a motion to make Taylor Swift an honorary member of their common room. This too was passed with little opposition. However, it is not always a national celebrity that is awarded membership. Local celebrities, such as Ahmed of Ahmed’s and Hassan of Hassan’s, have also been made honorary members of Teddy Hall and Lincoln respectively. Thomas Mohan was reached for comment.