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Does the music move you, or does the music ‘move’?

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How do we hear motion in our everyday lives? It’s easy to explain how we see it: an object shifts in position through visible space, and we work out that this must have been as a result of movement. If an object moves towards us, it appears ‘bigger’, and we are able to see it in greater detail. This is broadly the same for auditory motion. Sounds that are further away appear quieter and ‘blurrier’, and we tend to be unable to hear higher-pitched sounds in the distance. Moreover, if the distance between the sounds and our ears gets progressively smaller, we would notice a gradual change in its properties: it would get louder, and we’d be able to hear it more clearly as it approached.

Imagine being at a festival, for example. From your tent, you can just hear the throbbing, blurry bass lines from the various stages. But, were you to begin walking towards the centre of the site, you’d gradually be able to hear more and more of the details of the various songs: low-pitched kick drums first, perhaps an indistinct vocal line, then a set of high-pitched crash cymbals and a wailing child who doesn’t appear to appreciate the dulcet tones of Slipknot.

In everyday life, such spatial information helps to tell us what is going on in our environment, and we use it to work out if there’s something we should be doing about it. For instance, if there’s a loud, threatening sound coming towards you at high speed, you’ll probably want to start running. This is because our senses have evolved to be biased towards things that appear to be approaching (or ‘looming’, to use the more frightening scientific term), so that our bodies have a greater chance of staying out of danger.So what does all of this have to do with music? For a start, we use the same perceptual frameworks in everyday reality as we do when we listen to music. As a result, just as we say we hear worldly things in motion when we hear certain gradual changes, we may also say that we hear aspects of music ‘in motion’.

When we speak of musical motion, we might be referring to the experience of musical sounds coming towards us, or we might feel as if we ourselves are moving towards the music. Sometimes it sounds like the music is coming from somewhere far away, or that it is moving out from inside us. Of course, the music isn’t actually doing any of this – but it does so in a ‘perceptual reality’, a virtual reality that exists for you as a result of your sensory frameworks (it’s the same principle that allows us to feel that we’re in our own private space whilst listening to headphones, even though that space isn’t physically there at all).So what makes this so interesting? Club producers commonly harness the power of ‘approaching’ musical motion in the breakdown sections of their songs. This is because, as our ears have evolved to be wary of sounds (or sights) that appear to be coming towards us, our bodies react emotionally – or affectively – to make sure that they’re ready to deal with a potential threat. So, if it seems like the music is approaching us, and the psychological frameworks that govern our expectations are preparing to be ‘attacked’ by this sound, it can be very exhilarating and – strangely enough – enjoyable.

In his book Ways of Listening (2005), Eric Clarke, Heather Professor of Music at Oxford, uses as an example Fatboy Slim’s 1998 track ‘Build It Up, Tear It Down’. As Clarke notes, after the 30-second intro, there is a sudden shift – almost like the sense of being plunged underwater – which gradually lessens over the course of the next 30 seconds. After a while, we can soon hear a drum kit and a male voice enter, before there’s a sense of imminent climax or collision – like a ‘drop’ in dubstep. What makes the experience even more exciting is the ambiguity of what is ‘moving’ – is it the listener who perceptually moves towards the sound signal, or the sound towards the listener?

The thrill of approaching musical motion is, of course, not limited to club music of this kind. But its compelling effects are perhaps most obvious here. Now, when your friend is getting (slightly irritatingly) hyped about a particular breakdown and build-up in Park End (Atik?) on Wednesday, you can politely explain the phenomenon over a tequila.

OUHC faces early struggles

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As the Freshers’ dust settles and Oxford edges its way into Third Week, it is an apt time to cast our eye to the University Hockey Club and their exploits so far this term. Sadly, there is as yet little positivity to report.

For the Women’s Blues, promoted into the Saturday South Premiership last season, club President Siobhan Stewart harbours ambitions to make the top three in BUCS and the South League. However, despite a 1-0 home victory over Woking Ladies’, this pre-season excitement has been checked somewhat by 2-0 defeats at the hands of Barnes and Tulse Hill; the former coming in the all-important season opener on the Blues’ home turf at Iffley.

The women have, however, fared better than their male counterparts. The Men’s Blues first and only point came in a lacklustre 2-2 stalemate against an experienced London Wayfarers side.

The 4-3 defeat that followed, this time away at Old Cranleighans, meant that early October became a period to forget for the University’s premier hockey teams; the Men’s Blues sit at the bottom of their BUCS division. Of course the transitional nature of the side, with only five remaining members of last year’s Varsity squad, means consolidation would be considered a job well done.

That is not to say there has been no early season success on the Dark Blue hockey fields; squads lower down the club have shown signs to justify the early season optimism, with the Women’s Mavericks out-performing Reading Ladies’ Thirds, and the Men’s Occasionals emphatically overcoming the newly-promoted University of East Anglia 6-1, racking up their first Division Two points in the process.

Going forward, the promotion ambitions of the Women’s Second and Third XI squads are matched by the equally lofty aspirations of the Men’s Third XI, whilst the newly promoted Men’s Seconds have realistic hopes of reinforcing their Saturday league position and securing BUCS success.

Of course, as is the case with Blues sport across the University, one eye will be kept firmly on Varsity by both the Men and Women’s top squads, especially after both sides fell short last time round.

The game will be of particular importance for Joe Foster, this year’s newly-appointed Men’s Blues captain, having experienced penalty flicks heartbreak first-hand in last year’s nail-biting encounter against the Light Blues. Speaking to Cherwell about his hopes, Foster talked of his excitement for the “intriguing match up” against the equally transitional Cambridge side, whilst he also emphasised his hopes for the “very talented” crop of players that will be aiming to drive the hockey club up through the ranks to a season of success over the coming year.

It would be fair to say, though, that if the OUHC are to better last year’s 3rd
place Pitchero ranking, wins will be re
quired, soon. 

Interview: Jack Savoretti

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During our conversation, Jack Savoretti sits on a Bristol-bound train; rather fitting considering this songwriter reckons his music is best heard when travelling. Movement is a big aspect of Jack’s life. Son of Italian parents, Jack grew up in Switzerland, attended an international school but calls London home. He struck gold when asked by Corinne Bailey Rae personally to tour with her – before this he had never played to more than twenty people in a pub. Supporting the “humble, professional, divine” Corinne launched Savoretti into the public sphere and now he has a substantial following. Written in Scars, his recent studio release, is largely autobiographical and yet extremely spontaneous. Each of the songs was written on the day of recording, offering a fresh approach to a production process that is all too often interfered and tampered with.

Always fascinated by “capturing the moment”, Jack started writing poems as a teen before setting them to music (inspired by the likes of Paul Simon). I remark that he must be very self-assured to sing so candidly about his life, but he tells me it is only the music that permits this: he would not be able to recite a monologue on stage, for example. It is through harmony that the audience absorbsand reflects his personal performance.

The people who supported him on Written in Scars also work for Adele, prompting me to ask Jack whether he similarly will cease to be inspired when life smoothes itself out. “My life isn’t nearly as perfect as Adele’s,” says Savoretti, revealing that he likes its “imperfections”. Yet Jack is able to write just as passionately when things go well. He has often been compared to Paolo Nutini which he take as a compliment – “I love Paolo!” – but he thinks it’s just down to their shared Anglo-Italian status. Jack’s madre was on the Sixties London scene, rubbing shoulders with Marvin Gaye and Jimi Hendrix. With such a cool mother, it’s unsurprising Jack took the musical path. He did, however, study film for a time and his fascination with soundtracks and the relationship between film and music more generally landed him the rare job of composing a song for a movie figure; Jack was given three hours to compose a piece for a character in the film Post Grad.

Writing for a deadline appears something of a forte of his. Raw, folksy, genuine: check out Savoretti at the O2 Academy on October 21st.

Live Review: The Smyths

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Tribute bands tend to split quite cleanly intotwo camps. Some take the ‘tribute’ label literally, forming bands that show gratitude, respect and admiration in their performances; more influenced by rather than copying their band of choice. Others, like the Smyths, seek to emulate as closely as possible the experience of listening to said group. It makes sense; with a figurehead as iconic as Morrissey, having a fat, middle-aged balding man in a tweed jacket crooning ‘The Boy With the Thorn in His Side’ would be painfully incongruous. And despite the odd waver from their source material (usually on the more famous songs, e.g. ‘her fucking lowness’ in ‘The Queen Is Dead’ and changing the stress of ‘darkened underpass’ in ‘There Is a Light that Never Goes Out’), the Smyths are as close to hearing the Smiths live as anyone born after 1987 is likely to get.

Having seen the Smyths perform Hatful of Hollow last autumn, I understood but was slightly disappointed by their decision to play Meat Is Murder in its entirety. Other than occasional gems like ‘The Headmaster Ritual’, ‘What She Said’ and ‘Well I bloated to me (especially the boringly long ‘Barbarism Begins at Home’ and title track). But, hey, they didn’t write the material, so you can’t fairly fault them for the tracklist. And overall, it was a well-chosen tracklist, balancing fan favourites (‘Cemetery Gates’, ‘Heaven Knows I’m Miserable Now’) with deep cuts (‘Still Ill’). Saving the best three for last (‘There Is A Light’, ‘How Soon Is Now?’, ‘This Charming Man’) was a good move, leading to a genuinely surprising encore of ‘The Queen Is Dead’. Next year that The Smyths return to the O2 to perform that album in its entirety. If only to hear sorely missed songs like ‘Frankly Mr Shankly’ and my personal favour ite ‘I Know It’s Over’, I would warmly recommend making the trip to Cowley.

Cursed by fantasy sports

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My addiction to fantasy football has been a problem for a few years now. Every time I hear a score update, I instinctively check who the scorer was and (the real sign of a fantasy football addict) the provider of the assist.

I can’t be happy with a Saturday of football even if Reading have taken 3 points in a tough away fixture (or released a new and exciting club song) without first checking that Jesus College Fantasy League rival Joel Cawte (who doesn’t even go to Jesus anymore) hasn’t outscored me. Quite often, I find myself watching a nothing game between Norwich and Aston Villa for no reason other than to find out if John Ruddy keeps a clean sheet. I have even, on occasion, spitefully watched games where all I want is for both teams to score so that my rivals miss out on coveted clean sheet bonuses.

The peak of my addiction came a couple of years ago, when I was taking part in both the Sky Sports and Official Premier League versions of Premier League fantasy football, as well as Football League fantasy football and, for extra ‘fun’, UEFA’s Champions League fantasy football. I am yet to try my hand at rugby but from what I hear in the library, fantasy rugby also appears to be a big deal. Not to mention Fantasy American Football that has had people across the pond gripped for decades. I can’t help but think a fan- tasy Norrington table would be a hit in Oxford.

By far the worst of these games, however, is the Official Fantasy Premier League version. Instead of just limiting the subs and leaving you agoniz- ing on a Friday evening, this version features price rises and falls based on other players’ transfers, forcing you into a catch-22 of either doing your business early and risking injuries, or doing business later and risking losing money. There are even websites on the internet that attempt to work out the secret pricing algorithm to help you decide whether you have to act today or your tinkering can wait until tomorrow (my secrets shamefully revealed).

Then somebody decided what we really needed was Fantasy College Football.

With the game’s introduction, I am expecting absolute chaos. If I select myself in my team from the heart of the sure-to-be-unshakeable Jesus defence, I will no longer be staying back for corners. Worse still is if strike partners refuse to pass to each other on the basis that each is their own double-points scoring captain. Or the mixed emotions when you concede in the 89th minute but the winger who put the cross in is in your team.

Worst of all, however, is that if the prolific Nikolai Koshikov from ECFC continues his form into this year, I may well be forced to support Exeter in spite of his second-half substitute performance in the derby last season that cost my Jesus Seconds the Third Division title. Picking the in-form player from a rival club is a dilemma fantasy players will be familiar with. How many Manchester United supporters regularly select Sergio Agüero?

And if you don’t think people will care that much, I point you in the direction of rowing’s own fantasy bumps, which over multiple years has attracted thousands of players from both Oxford and Cambridge. I have, of course, in the past ‘dabbled’ in fantasy bumps, waiting for the rush as the transfer market opens at 9pm each day.

It seems that there is no level of sport without an accompanying fantasy game any more. It is important to remember that football is just a game, and fantasy football is just a game based on another game. But I obviously want to win. 

Oxford win in rugby league derby

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Wednesday afternoon saw the long-awaited return of the derby fixture between Oxford RL’s Blues Side and their local rivals, Oxford Brookes. Following a big win last week in a friendly against Brunel, James Clark’s side were looking to build on towards the start of the regular season. In a fired-up Brookes side with a big crowd behind them, the Blues had a serious test of their early season form.

The match began well, with strong work up the middle by the Oxford forwards allowing Clark to capitalise with a try in the opening minutes. Converting his own try, Clark set Oxford off to a good start. The run of the game didn’t stay with Oxford, though, as the big Brookes ball carriers got into the game, allowing the partisan crowd to get their tails up, becoming more vocal as two unconverted tries put Brookes in the lead.

Despite some fantastic counterattacking from deep by the Oxford back three, the freshness of some of the boys to Rugby League as a sport showed at times. Misplaced Gallic flair on the first tackle in repeated sets resulted in the ball staying out of Oxford hands for much of the first half. A stern team talk by head coach Dan Garbutt under the posts following the second Brookes try ironed out some of the looser play which was put- ting Oxford behind.

The Brookes crowd lost its voice somewhat as returning Blue James Smith showed he has lost none of his physicality following a year off, sending repeated Brookes runners back towards their line. Better set completion allowed Oxford to work back down to the Brookes end, with Jack Holmes crashing over his opposite number to put Oxford back ahead, leaving it 12-8 at half time.

The second half started well for Oxford, with two tries in quick succession. First off, Dan Smith was rewarded for his hard work in the middle with a try in the corner. Following the kick-off, Oxford quickly worked its way up the pitch, allowing pivot Mark Giza to put Clark through under the posts without a Brookes player laying a hand on him. The score now stood at 24-8.

The last 20 minutes of the match saw Brookes up the pressure, with Oxford second row Tom Bradley in the sin bin. The Brookes forwards showed no sign of tiring, and buoyed by the scything runs of one of their wingers worked two tries to close the score to 24-16. Despite some sloppy handling as fatigue set in, Oxford kept Brookes at bay, as Smith added to his defensive performance with a try from the base in the last ten.

Early season unfamiliarity showed at times, but with the talent evident in new players, like man of the match Jack Holmes, the Blues are off to a good start. With the local derby under their belts, they will now push on into the testing regular season with big tests coming up in the form of Birmingham and Loughborough in the coming weeks.

With their Varsity match at the end of Hilary term, Clark’s young squad has the time to mature as a rugby league side, hoping they will be able to emulate the form of their predecessors in the Dark Blue shirt. Oxford has been dominant in the fixture in recent history, and will surely be looking to secure a record-breaking seventh consecutive win over the Light Blues. 

OUP makes textbook error

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Oxford University Press (OUP) has come under fire from the Embassy of Ukraine for a phrase in one of its geography textbooks referring to Crimea as a “small Russian exclave”.

The textbook, geog.3, is intended for students aged 11 to 14 and meant to be used in UK geography classes.

Crimea was annexed by Russia from Ukraine on March 21st 2014, an act which was roundly condemned in the international community.

Igor Kyzym, Chargé d’Affaires of Ukraine to the United Kingdom, sent a letter to OUP, which the Embassy also published through its Twitter account on 13th October. The letter states, “Unlikely [sic] Kaliningrad, which is mentioned on the page 106 along with Crimea as the Russian exclave, Crimea is neither Russian nor the exclave.”

Continuing by discussing the referendum in which Crimean citizens allegedly overwhelmingly voted to become part of Russia, the letter said, “The UK government has condemned [this referendum] as illegal and repeatedly urged the Kremlin to stick to the international law and return Crimea to Ukraine.”

Kyzym concluded by asking OUP to immediately update the textbook so as not to bring itself “into disrepute.” Comments on the Embassy’s Twitter feed were similar, criticising the University of Oxford “of all places!”, as one user wrote, for its oversight in printing the textbook.

Oksana Kyzyma, Press Secretary of the Embassy of Ukraine to the UK, told Cherwell, “It came as a disappointment that the geography textbook geog.3 for teenage students misled them. Children will get inaccurate information from the textbooks. We don’t believe it was aimed as an anti-Ukrainian campaign, but definitely this grave mistake needs to be corrected.

“The Embassy welcomes the Oxford University Press pledge to update the section about Crimea in the 4th edition of the geography textbook geog.3. At today’s [Tuesday] meeting at the Embassy, OUP informed [us] that their team had been already working on updating the pages [and] the updated version of the geog.3 would appear in the coming weeks.

“We hope it will include information using the language engaging learners into understanding [sic] that actually, Crimea is a part of Ukraine’s territory, which is temporarily occupied, and Russia’s actions against the territorial integrity and sovereignty of neighbouring states is a subject for condemnation. According to OUP, the teachers’ guide to the series as well as the OUP site will be updated immediately to notify their customers, especially the schools, about the changes.”

The Russian Embassy in London told Cherwell, “The residents of the peninsula [made] a free choice in a referendum…The Republic of Crimea and the city of Sevastopol are an inalienable part of the Russian Federation.”

In a statement, OUP said, “All of our atlases and geographical resources are developed through detailed research into the political, social, and economic situation at the time of publication. The exact information that is included on a topic in any particular publication takes account of the level of the students, the learning objective, and it uses language that will engage learners, In this instance we recognise that some of our customers feel we have not explained the complex situation in the Crimea sufficiently. As a result, we will be adding further detail into this section of the textbook, including the United Nations’ position on the matter. This will be effected immediately and before any further copies are sold.”

Human rights, not financial gain

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By August 2015, the Saudi Arabian government had beheaded more people since the beginning of the year than terrorist group ISIS. The former is a British ally, the latter an enemy. Around 2,000 people have been killed by the Saudi government since 1985, their dismembered corpses often left in public squares as a warning.

According to Amnesty International, the death penalty “is so far removed from any kind of legal parameters that it is almost hard to believe.” The use of torture to extract confessions from suspected ‘criminals’ is commonplace in Saudi Arabia. David Cameron rejects any of this as a problem. Instead he and the Tory government he leads maintain a friendly relationship with the oppressive Saudi regime. Relations are so close that when Saudi Arabia’s King Abdullah passed away, Whitehall flew their flags at half-mast.

In his leader’s speech to Labour Party Conference, Jeremy Corbyn’s first message to Cameron went straight to the heart of this issue. Echoing Justice Secretary and Lord Chancellor Michael Gove, Corbyn told the Prime Minister in no uncertain terms that it was time to intervene in Saudi Arabia, to stop the beheading and the crucifixion of Ali Mohammed al-Nimr, who was imprisoned in 2011 at the age of 17 for joining anti-government, pro-democracy protests.

So it came as a pleasant surprise that on October 13th, Downing Street announced plans to cancel a £5.9 million contract to provide a training programme for prisons in Saudi Arabia. This programme would have propped up the penal system of a brutal regime that stones, flogs, beheads, dismembers and even crucifies people as punishment for ‘crimes’ such as sorcery and atheism.

That the Conservative government agreed to this contract in the first place is yet more evidence that this government includes ministers who know the price of everything and the value of nothing. Tory ministers are quite literally willing to sell off human rights to the highest bidder. This sort of stance is unacceptable from any government, let alone an advanced, democratic one.

The contract was set to be let out on a “commercial basis,” meaning that the intention was for the Ministry of Justice to make a profit, rather than to just cover its costs. In effect,  the Ministry of Justice (MoJ) wanted to make money out of selling UK state resources, paid for by the time and expertise of MoJ Civil Servants, funded by the UK taxpayer, to the Saudis.

Apart from being Corbyn’s first political victory, this U-turn is also a victory for unlikely liberal hero Michael Gove, whose previous attempts to cancel the project had been resisted by both Cameron and Foreign Secretary Phillip Hammond.

Corbyn responded to the cancellation saying: “David Cameron has been shamed into a U-turn on this terrible contract, but why on earth was it set up in the first place? We should be sending a strong message to repressive regimes that the UK is a beacon for human rights and that this contract bid is unacceptable in the 21st century, and would damage Britain’s standing in the world.”

This deal, if it had gone ahead, would have implied British complicity in the execution of juveniles Ali al-Nimr and Dawoud al-Marhoon for the ‘crime’ of protesting in favour of democracy. It would have implied support for the same system that has sentenced 74-year-old British grandfather Karl Andree to 350 lashes for transporting home-made wine in his car.

Britain’s alliance with Saudi Arabia, however, remains extremely strong. Despite countless accusations of human rights abuses, Britain has continued to replicate the Al-Yamamah arms deal, originally signed by the Thatcher government in 1985, which sees the government supply arms to the Saudis in return for oil.

Between May 2010 and May 2015, the Coalition government licensed almost £4bn in arms to the regime, according to figures obtained by the Campaign Against the Arms Trade. Around 240 Ministry of Defence civil servants and military personnel work in the UK and Saudi Arabia to support the contracts, which will next year include delivery of 22 Hawk jets in a deal worth £1.6bn. And research by the Stockholm International Peace Research Institute shows that the UK is now the kingdom’s largest arms supplier, responsible for 36 per cent of all Saudi arms imports.

Cancelling the bid has hopefully sent the message that the UK does not support grossviolations of human rights. It must be noted, however, that Downing Street’s given reason for doing so was in support of the “wider interests of the government” – a disappointingly vague response, and one that exposes the deep hypocrisies of our self-appointed role as global moral arbiter.

In recent months, there has been so much rhetoric about terrorism; so many appeals for action. Yet Britain’s foreign policy towards the Saudis demonstrates how empty such words are.

It would appear that the UK government isn’t all that interested in witnessing democracy flourish in the areas of the Global South where it is so desperately needed; it doesn’t fit with our foreign policy. Sometimes, human rights seem only important to the British state when it is convenient; it is as if it flouts our belief systems in favour of the highest bidder.

Although a definite step in the right direction, the prison U-turn highlights the desperate need for a review of the intensely corrupt nature of Britain’s dealings with Saudi Arabia and other countries across the globe. Britain has a responsibility, as one of the leaders of the West, to take a moral stance on these issues.

It would appear that we denounce our enemies for barbarity, but not our partners.

Promoting sustainable development

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It is difficult, watching the news, to believe that the world is getting better. Since 2001, the world has seen global financial ruin, accelerating climate change, famine, war and conflict; there are 18 wars going on in the world right now. Despite this, economic and social advances have been made in many of the world’s poorest regions, which has been attributed by many politicians to the apparent success of the Millennium Development Goals (MDGs), a UN initiative focused on eight key policies – eradicating extreme poverty and hunger, achieving universal primary education, promoting gender equality, reducing child mortality, improving maternal health, combatting HIV/ AIDs, malaria and other diseases, ensuring environmental sustainability and developing a global partnership for development.

Many of the Millennium Development Goals have been at least partially achieved. Foreign aid from richer countries has risen considerably from the meagre 0.2 per cent UN average in 2002. Extreme poverty has halved between 1990 and 2010. Between 2000 and 2011, child mortality fell from 9.4 million to 6.8 million, and the number of people receiving treatment for HIV/AIDs rose from 10,000 to 8 million globally. We should be proud that an organisation as broad and complex as the UN managed to pull together and achieve so much.

Criticisms of the MDGs are broad and cutting. They perpetuated top-down development, leading to a ‘one size fits all’ approach, whereby limited local research was conducted before imposing development strategies. Western states had undue influence – for example, a goal regarding reproductive health was vetoed by the Vatican and other conservative UN states. The goals were often simplified excessively in order to seem more attainable, meaning that the interrelationships between the eight MDGs and further development goals were eclipsed. In particular, there was no mention in the MDGs of human rights, good governance or climate change.

With the MDGs, the poorest countries, who had the most work to do to meet the targets, were then perceived as failing when they did not manage to do so. As Malawi’s former President, Joyce Banda, asked, “We are all racing towards achieving education for all by 2015. But did we have classrooms in Malawi? Did we have desks? Did we have teachers? The MDG demands that we get as many children as possible into school – but what about quality?”

Some, but not all, of these criticisms have been taken on board in the new goals for sustainable development, which came into effect at the end of September. In the 17 new goals – which include promoting health and wellbeing, providing access to water and sanitation for all, building infrastructure, developing sustainable land use, and reducing inequality within and among countries – a much more holistic approach to development and aid is taken. It is good to see that the relationships between issues, such as childhood mortality and safe settlements, or improving education and gender equality,will be acknowledged to a far greater extent in development work based on the new goals.

Part of the reason for this newer approach is that the UN member states involved finally started to listen to their counterparts in the Global South. A coalition of African leaders formed a Common African Position, and negotiated, often successfully, for many of their own aims at the Sustainable Development Goals (SDGs) conferences. It was African leaders, for example, who lobbied for mentions of security issues in the development context. The voices of those in the Global South need to be heard, and to be listened to by western governments.

The problem is that the UN has little interest in moving power from the West to the Global South. This has led to frustration and a sense of disenfranchisement both on the parts of those in the Global South and residents of the richer countries, who see only bureaucracy and corruption in the UN. While the UN may have a part to play in development, if the SDGs are to be achieved, a combination of systemic change and effective, grassroots intervention is necessary.

So what can we personally do to advance these admirable but problematic goals? One option is to donate to the most effective charities working in the developing world right now. GiveWell is a foundation which identifies the most cost-effective charities that we can donate to, with Against Malaria Foundation and Deworm the World coming top of their list.

Instead of writing off development work as inevitably bureaucratic or inefficient, or simply waiting for global political change to happen, we as individuals can make a significant impact on healthcare, schooling, and sanitation by donating to the right charities. A combination of involving world leaders more fairly in decisions and promoting effective, inclusive interventions could still improve the lives of millions.

The International Student: America needs a UCAS

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“You know, it’s crazy how many times Harry Potter saved the world by the age of 17,” I said to a friend.

“Yeah, it would just about get him accepted to an American uni,” she replied.

‘About as hard as saving the world’ is not a bad description of the American university admissions process. Volunteer work, extracurricular leadership roles, New Yorker-esque writing ability, and some ‘hook’ that differentiates you from the tens of thousands of others applying are not just welcome additions to a strong application, but expectations. It’s a process that’s deeply flawed – results seem almost random and it’s overwhelmingly stressful, without corresponding increases in efficacy.

Of course, there are some good reasons for it to be the way it is: the number of students applying to United States colleges far exceeds the number applying to British institutions. Yet this in itself has a number of drawbacks. It precludes the possibility, for example, that the top US colleges could implement an interviewing process in the same way that Oxford and Cambridge have done.

In Britain, there exists a national, standardised way to evaluate students in their last years of school: GCSEs, AS-levels and A-levels. The equivalent for Americans would be their SAT or ACT score, both of which are notoriously flawed metrics, or Advanced Placement (AP) – a program designed to mimic university level classes – which is not universally taken in the same way.

While American and British philosophies on higher education are similar in intent, they are vastly different in method. Whereas British universities teach specialised subjects in great depth and place preeminence on academics, American ones allow for, to varying degrees, a liberal arts education and place their premium on class composition. Accordingly, Oxbridge has to look for cleverness; the Ivy League has more leeway with whom it lets in.

Ideally, this wiggle room would mean that American colleges ended up with more balanced racial and socioeconomic demographics than Oxbridge. Yet this fails to be the case; both the Ivy League and Oxbridge have a serious over-representation of upper-class students.

Despite structural differences between the US and the UK, there are still simple changes to the US admissions process that should be made, such as limiting the number of universities a student can apply to, like UCAS does. This would benefit both student and institution by reducing the number of applications the student has to write and the number the university has to read.

Requiring a minimum transcript average and SAT or ACT score would have a similar effect in ensuring that applicants are academically up to par. Introducing a UCAS-style personal statement would also be an improvement – allowing students to explain their qualifications directly and in a way that does not require literary flourish evens the playing field. The focus is on the applicant’s strengths, not their ability to tug at the Admissions Officer’s heartstrings.

Right now, friends of mine back home are suffering a hellish first term. But their stress isn’t from trying to write a 3,000-word essay the night before it’s due, it’s from just trying to apply to university. The US could do much better. Taking inspiration from the British university admissions system would be a good start.