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OBA’s Easter Screening Recap

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I still remember the moment my director and I got back to our producer’s flat. We had just hauled what felt like a tonnage of equipmentup six hateful flights of stairs in order to finally deposit our booty. Shag, hassle, combined with a dollop of exhaustion; so began our odyssey into the OBA Easter project. Looking at some of the effortless professionalism on display at the OBA’s latest screening I came to the sad conclusion that this was perhaps just my own incompetence. The quality of the work on offer is truly impressive, both technically and artistically.

We opened with Isaac. Following in the Oxford mockumentary tradition of Genius before it, Isaac masquerades as a documentary detailing the challenges of integrating “the daylight challenged” (read: vampire) into Oxford life. Like Genius, behind the many laughs there is a cutting dissection of aspects of the student world. The real achievement of the film is how it manages to stay sufficiently generic in its premise to cover a variety of themes while still highlighting very pertinent and relevant issues.

In this regard, the figure of the vampire and his ‘integration’ could be substituted with any one of many other possible groups: racial, social, economic or sexual. What is revealed is a culture of self-satisfaction that relishes in its own sense of being ‘holier than thou’ at the expense of dealing with the issues at hand. In a brilliant ending, the filmmakers come to interview the vampire but end their film before the vampire can say anything.

Next, Dogs and Fags, directed by Archie Thomson and Will Stevens. A radically different story in both tone and style, this time we saw the disintegrating relationship between a mother and her son. Other than her son, there is only one other man in the mother’s life: Noel Coward. Not coincidentally, Noel’s regular scheduled appearances counterbalance the indifferent comings and goings of her son. Miserable and housebound, she eternally awaits the next visit. This somber piece suffered from being placed next to the hysterical Vampire and as such some of its atmosphere was lost. But at heart this is a very humane film that manages to be sympathetic to the mother without condemning the son. An excellent handling of a delicate drama.

With Tom Dillon’s The Pigeon and the Priest, we just had no idea what the audience would think. The film is about a troubled man asking for advice from a priest who in turn tells him a pointless and morbid story. The resolution of the story is left literally hanging. As an audience member, it seemed people liked how the dark humor interwove with the tinge of mystery that propelled the story, and the compelling performances by the actors.

Next up, A Chaste Soul by this paper’s own Anthony Maskell. I asked the good Mr Maskell whether we could describe the film as “what would happen if Tarkovsky made a thriller”, an idea he sort of agreed with. The film is about an assassination gone wrong involving a priest, an assassin and a pregnant woman. An eminently stylish piece shot in black and white and with a box aspect ratio, A Chaste Soul distinguished itself for its striking and highly thoughtful compositions, and its excellent performances.

For me, the standout piece was Sally. Directors Benedict Morisson and Ann Stelzer pull of the feat of telling the story through solely visual means. Given what an engrossing and mysterious piece of work this is,it is indeed no mean feat. A very promising showing for Oxford talent.

Picks of the Week TT15 Week 5

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Disco Stu’s GET DOWN – Wednesday, 10pm Cellar 

Oxford gets exactly what it needs to perk itself up mid-term: a Springfield-inspired disco night. Funky dress is encouraged to go with the 70s vibe. 

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Never Mind Where Your Daughter Lies – Wednesday – Saturday, 7:30pm Keble O’Reilly 

A play/ballet described as “an un-ironic dark farce that flits between seventeenth century comedy and the dark heart of Jacobean revenge tragedy”.

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De La Soul at the O2 Academy – Thursday, 6pm, 02 Academy Oxford

Hip-hop legends De La Soul come to Cowley this week, for one night only. Not to be missed for any fans of 90s rap. 

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Richard Alston Dance – Tuesday – Wednedsday, 7:30pm, Oxford Playhouse 

An amazing mixed bill of dance comes to the Playhouse as the famed choreographer brings his company to Oxford with a range of music and poetry. 

Review: Far From the Madding Crowd

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★★★☆☆

Three stars

Thomas Vinterberg’s adaptation of the classic Hardy novel, set in the luscious Dorset countryside, is defined by twocentral performances: those of Carey Mulligan and Michael Sheen. Mulligan’s role as the feisty Bathsheba Everdene, who inherits her late uncle’s farm and combats patriarchal power to maintain it, is eclipsing. Despite a physical fragility that would seem somewhat unsuitable for a young farm girl, Mulligan manages to inhabit the rustic scenes effortlessly. She becomes a part of the wild landscape; the tangled wisps of her hair, threaded in a tumbling plait, blow serenely in the wind as she charges across the hills on a glossy horse, which she rebelliously refuses to ride side-saddled. There is an unpredictability to her behaviour, an impulsiveness that Mulligan’s giggly playfulness conveys perfectly. But there is also a gravity and intensely feeling side to her that is captured by the actress’s velvety voice.

Complementing this vivacious performance is a master class in interiority from Michael Sheen, playing Bathsheba’s infatuated neighbour. Vinterberg keeps Sheen’s character at a distance from the audience; all we are told is that he was ‘jilted’ as a young man, and the sole evidence of his deep insecurities is a nervously twitching smile and Sheen’s uncomfortable nasal stutters. He remains a mysterious back- ground figure, whose presence lingers but whose character is never fully revealed until the film’s conclusion. He provides a necessary intrigue to a story whose characters are largely transparent.

In dismal contrast to the impeccable casting of these two roles is the horrendous choice of Tom Sturridge as the arrogant Sergeant Troy who seduces Bathsheba. Sturridge’s gimpish grin is more alarming than alluring, and he delivers his supposedly enticing lines awkwardly. The famously erotic sword-fighting scene is remdered almost farcical by Sturridge’s attempt at a smoulder, meaning Mulligan’s breathless arousal comes across as ridiculous, however well acted. The romance of the film is, thankfully, redeemed by the relationship between Mulligan and Matthias Schoenaerts’ unfailingly loyal Farmer Oak. In a farmhouse dinner scene, the two sit at either end of a lengthy wooden table under glowingamplight. The aching longing between the two as they exchange glances with each other, entirely oblivious of the ‘madding crowd’ that surrounds them, is enough to move even the most cynical of viewers.

Perhaps the most remarkable achievement of the film, however, is the sensuality of its pastoral setting. Vinterberg doesn’t just show us the rural landscape, he lets us feel it. The heaving breath of Mulligan as she gallops along the hillside, the thudding of the horse’s hooves, the thundering waves of the Jurassic coast; all are foregrounded over the melodic soundtrack of the film, so that the audience is wholly envelope. Vinterberg’s film accesses the essence of Hardy’s novel: a sense of primal unity with the bucolic landscape. He manages to immerse us in the vitality of the outdoor world, whilst the echoing halls of Boldwood’s mansion feel cold and barren.

The film is not innovative, and is perhaps a little clumsy, but few will contest that the choice of a non-English director has proven to be a masterstroke. Rarely do we see a director capture the rawness of the rustic setting with such finesse. Vinterberg has stripped the novel to its core, using an outsider’s perspective to rediscover the heart of the novel in the pulsating Dorset scenery.

Milestones: Punk

Rewind to the 1950s. Everyone is busy throwing on their blue suede shoes, grabbing a mass-produced acoustic guitar and generally failing to emulate El- vis in their faux leather jackets. Rocking and rolling all over the place became a synonym for rebellion in the period immediately fol- lowing the war.

However, jump forward 20 odd years and what was once rebellion is now cliché. With endless guitar solos in emulation of Jimi Hendrix and bands like Simon and Garfunkel calling themselves rock and roll, the genre had lost its edge and motivation. What once had been soundtrack of the frivo- lous fifties, the music in the background of the baby-boomers’ bedroom as another child was brought into the world was no longer rebellion: it was pure monotony. It had become the missionary position of the musical world.

The 1970s faced an image crisis musically. Pouring the same mix into the same mould still sold records, but it didn’t excite the youth on the streets or clubs as it once had. The 1960s were over; the flowers streaming in many a hippy’s hair had rotted but their putrid stink continued to permeate the tame “rock and roll” (if you can call it that) of the early 1970s.

The remedy? Anarchy and subculture, of course. The Velvet Underground had set a shining example to many of how guitars could be used to play songs not from a mass- produced chordbook of The Beatles and used to make dissonant sounds strangely beautiful.

But their lack of commercial success limited their accessibility: the youthful audience needed gratifying in their yearning for something more than Billy Joel.

The answer? Punk. Take those teddy-boy leather jackets of your older sibling, throw a few badges and rips on them and hey – you have rebellion. In his brief stint managing glam-rockers New York Dolls in 1975, Malcom McLaren gained enough inspiration to create his own rebellious posse in the form of The Sex Pistols.

Less high heels and feather boas and more shouting lyrics about abortion, the punk assault on popular music had begun. Bands like The Clash, The Slits and The Damned soon followed, threatening Rod Stewart and his top-spot position.

But not even the safety pins and bondage trousers could pin the movement together and make it last. By the late 1970s, punk was deceased and rebellion looked for through other methods be it in fashion, music or lifestyle.

Dylan Clark argues, “Punk had to die so that it could live.” To avoid monotony, new routes had to be taken. The old had to be thrown out once more to prevent a stagnant memory being formed.

Punk lived for but a blink of an eye. Its founders moved their three chord structures and screeches to new climes. But the movement’s innovative style prompted a renaissance of musical exploration and the realisation that not only throwing out but smashing up the old can be an extremely pleasurable and rewarding experience. 

The rise of the dead: taxidermy gets a new lease of life

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The Barbican’s current Magnificent Obsessions exhibition examines the artist’s role as collector and curator rather than as creator of objects. Featured in it is Damien Hirst’s collection of taxidermy. The exhibition is fascinating for its elucidation on how our ‘things’ rather than our creations might define our identities – what the objects we collect, value, and hoard, for reasons other than their innate value (I personally have a fondness for crap garden gnomes), say about us. Moreover, this macabre collection in particular is resonant for other, more specific, reasons.

This is because stuffed animals have suddenly become really hot stuff. Taking on a life of its own in London, there isn’t a bar in Bethnal Green that isn’t scattered with a stuffed tiger in a hat or a mounted head or two. You can now also take taxidermy lessons alongside your beau or bestie, taking selfies holding up tiny mouse organs, whilst sipping fancy cocktails with punny names. The grotesque aspect of this trend takes its form in the penchant for anthropomorphic taxidermy in particular; dressing up mice in clothes and posing them alongside other rodents with hats, newspapers and pipes on a park bench in the style of Walter Potter’s triumph of the Victorian bizarre with his kitten tea parties.

A dedicated print publication called #taximag includes an interview with one artist who poses tiny superheroes riding astride stuffed birds, as well as features on a fashion shoot set-designer who likes to incorporate displays of feathers and fur alongside, well, other feathers and fur on human beings. There is also a particularly niche (if you can believe it can get any nicher) offshoot of taxidermy in the prizing of disfigured animals; calves with two heads or cats with wings sewn onto their backs, that have a whiff of the morbidity of The Human Centipede about them. The interest in fashioning or sourcing anatomical abominations taps into a kind of conceited belief in the human power of arranging life; a Frankensteinian revenge on our sense of our own vulnerability to higher powers who, like little boys, treat us like flies and ‘kill us for their sport’.

It would be easy to dismiss taxidermy’s appeal purely because of a squeamishness or proclivity to hipster-bashing. What the classes at Viktor Wynd’s Hackney-based ‘Last Tuesday Society’ museum and bar involve, however, is a realisation of the fragility of life.

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While delicately sliding a scalpel under a mouse’s fur, peeling back its flesh tentatively so as not to rip it, and pulling out organs carefully so as not to rupture them, it would be impossible not to step outside of your jelly-shoes and beanie combo for a moment and consider the wider picture.

Taxidermy becomes an art, rather than an artefact or novelty item, when it makes us view our own condition with a kind of empathetic poignancy. The bedecking of animal corpses with pearls, reminiscent of the bejewelled living tortoise featured in Brideshead Revisited, forces the viewer to ask the uncomfortable question of whether its now-valuable shell will be reused after it dies.

Meanwhile, the artist Casper Grooters’ work with chicks that are sourced from the by-products of an overzealous battery-farm egg industry shows us our own responsibility for thousands of deaths, as most male chicks are thrown wholesale into wood chippers as soon as they are born for their inability to lay eggs. The effect of Hirst’s formaldehyde shark, when you stand facing its open jaws, comes from an unavoidable realisation of the inescapable, and therefore egalitarian, fact of death.

So while you might dismiss the stuffed fox with a monocle staring you down in your local boozer as a mere fad, or a revival of a kind of perverse pleasure in niche, aristocratic pursuits, take a second look at the place where its eyes used to be.

Buried treasure: why do museums hide gems?

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The world’s largest museum of decorative arts and design, the Victoria and Albert Museum, is without a doubt one of the best attempts made to create a completely categorical study of material culture and its socio-political context. It’s one of those beautiful places where no journey to a single object is direct; you have to detour as the corner of something glitters, shimmers or intrigues you into making further inquiry.

The building itself is enough to occupy a good deal of attention; red brick archways and infinitely tall ceilings, gaping hollow cylinders look down on lower floors, platforms and balconies look out over imposingly beautiful displays. Museums should be interactive even when the articles are stowed behind glass, and for me, the V&A does this best.

On recently making one of my every-couple-of-months spontaneous trips to the Big Smog, I came into Victoria Station after what felt like years spent on the Oxford Tube and, despite my best efforts to think outside the box or find a copy of Time Out, I ended up taking a stroll through Chelsea and finding my way to the museum’s Iron House structure in the hope that a dissertation topic may leap at me from its collections.

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I’d intended to go for a leisurely wander, but that morning I’d stumbled upon a book about Victorian dress which opened with a reference to a sampler found in the V&A, “Tucked into a lonely corner of the Textile Room at the Victoria and Albert Museum, a sampler hangs. Quite a few samplers dot the walls, but this one is unique.” The book, Dress Culture in Late Victorian Women’s Fiction, goes on to describe the embroidery, a long, journal-like piece articulating a young girl’s mistreatment in domestic service. No flowers, no embellishments, no repetitive lines of the alphabet or biblical verses like the ones you’d usually find on textiles of this kind. The author, Elizabeth Parker, starts with the line, “As I cannot write I put this down freely and simply as I might speak to a person to whose intimacy and tenderness I can fully intrust myself and who I know will bear with all weaknesses.” The confessional red silk lines conclude with “Oh, God, what will become of my soul.” It may not be the most extravagant item in the museum’s collection, but it was one I was quite determined to lay my eyes on and read in full.

However, the trip to the information desk to locate Elizabeth Parker’s sampler proved fruitless. It would appear that not only does the V&A no longer have a ‘Textile Room’, they’ve moved the sampler off-site to a textile archive. It had be thrown into the abyss to make way for newer acquisitions. Both myself and the volunteer behind the desk were disappointed with the discovery, although I’d like to think I made her day a little more interesting after being asked for the thousandth time where to find the Alexander McQueen exhibition.

I was not exactly surprised. In an age where big museums rely on tourist footfall, overpriced latte and selling expensive postcards in the giftshop, sad little embroideries are not worth the square centimetres they occupy, however educational and enlightening they may prove to be.

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Instead, I visited the temporary exhibition What is Luxury? put on by the V&A and the Crafts Council. The stunning and bizarre are collated in an attempt to answer the staged question by displaying overtly luxurious qualities, such as innovation, passion and expertise in design. Elsewhere in the museum, signs, merchandise and advertising for Savage Beauty, the McQueen show, were everywhere.

The sampler possesses none of those qualities of opulence, but there is still something about it which feels as equally valuable and radical as the extravagant items which decorate the main building’s hallways. Whereas the majority of exhibits present those lives of the historically privileged, this small piece of fabric is a tiny voice representing the other side of nineteenth century society. But it would also be foolish of me to suggest that a museum of art and design has any responsibility to display such visually measly items.

Archiving is a necessary practice for large mu- seums feeling the limitations of space. Most of these buildings were built in the mid-nineteenth century, and they’ve had the best part of 200 years of rapidly changing cultural heritage to add into their permanent exhibitions. Die hard V&A fans will notice when the famous circular ‘Fashion’ exhibition changes the occasional mannequin, or adds new ones in. Presentation styles have also changed over the years: as artists have moved into third dimensional graphic work, so has the strain on space in galleries increased, and old, nondescript pieces have been shifted into the cellar/warehouse/archive education centre. Museum curators have to be so on top of the shifting appetites in taste and consumption that the collection filter has become a colander.

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But none of the harsh realities of museum consumption will change the fact that visitors to the V&A will lose out by not having access to Elizabeth Parker’s embroidery; a piece so unique, so revealing, that the seemingly generic samplers alongside it in the archive are questioned for what they hide beneath their perfectly executed cross-stitch. It aids the reading of material as text, gives a voice to the invisible and proves that not every young woman making samplers was doing so with the intention of identifying herself as accomplished.

Its very pitiful nature makes it incongruous alongside the magnificent silks, beading and jewellery found elsewhere in the building. But for that reason, it remains interesting, and it is disappointing that it can only now be accessed on request. It may be old, but it most definitely should not been left to languish in darkness.

The silver lining is found online, where the museum (like many others), has attempted a full electronic exhibition of their permanent and archived materials. As for me, I may not have found what I was looking for, but I did find a dissertation topic.

Review: The Real Thing

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★★★★★

Five Stars

Sometimes, you walk away from a play with a slight spring in your step. You breathe in the cool spring air and dazedly glide over Radcliffe Square in that state of dreamy awe attended upon stoners and freshers. That’s what Will Yeldham’s production of Stoppard’s The Real Thing did for me. Indeed seeing the smiling faces and spontaneous giggles of the vacating audience, I think they too had a smashing time.

As fun as it was, this was not just a bit of summery feel good frivolity. This was a play as profound as it was uproarious. A play steeped in literary, philosophical and even musical allusion. It’s great achievement was how in addition to presenting intellectual insights, this was much more than a critic’s masturbatory aid. Unlike some Stoppard productions it did much more than celebrate its own cleverness. For at its core was the rather life affirming idea that underneath all the bullshit, even though there may not be a real thing, or any truth, we can still have a jolly good time. I’m tempted to paraphrase this as a sort of English Postmodernity.

Our story begins with another story, in fact one of the plays written by our main character Henry. The basic form of the story will be repeated throughout: a couple meets on the day when one of the couple learns the other has been cheating. This play within a play catches the countenance of them all; a fiction from which none of them can escape. In a fantastic directorial touch, this archetypal story is played out with no stylistic distinction from the rest of the story.

From there we chart the ups and downs of Henry, his wife Charlotte, Henry’s lover Annie, Annie’s husband Max and an obscure ‘political’ prisoner called Brodie. To reveal the subsequent story line would take up too much space that is better spent on the achievement of the cast and crew. But in brief, after the Max’s show, he and his wife host a drinks party at which Henry and his lover decide they better start getting serious about their affair. Soon they do just this, even though Henry and his wife continue to live together. Henry’s lover becomes implicated in the freeing of a ‘political’ prisoner, who was arrested for trying to burn down the cenotaph.  In her noble bid to help his cause, she attempts to get Max to rewrite Brodie’s play in order to get him released. And then all manner of affairs begin.

Any summary won’t do justice the real driving force of the narrative: the wonderful characters. What unites them is there eminent self-awareness, at no point is any subtext allowed to linger. In the space of seconds any one of them can lay any other bare: and they know it. Even this isn’t subtextualised, Max at one points out that there is nothing underneath the various masks everybody puts on. Its like Oscar Wilde meets Derrida-ean deconstruction. Yet in spite of the nihilism, the play retains a warmth and an optimism.  

Responsible for this achievement is the cast and the direction. You can just tell that they were really enjoying themselves throughout and yet not once did they loose control or professionalism. It’s a testament to Seamus Lavan’s characterization of Henry that you come out thinking he probably looks exactly like Henry would look like. What Lavan really manages is the inception like task of intelligently playing an intelligent character that is intelligently written. It is thanks to the ease and panache with which he pulls this task of, that part of the success of the play is derived. For play indeed comes together by unifying Stoppard’s many intertwined narrative layers, from the character of Stoppard’s style to the style of his characters’ characters.

Lavan is most certainly not alone is his excellence. His first counterpart is his wife Cara Pacitti, who assumes a wonderfully entertaining harshness towards him. Pacitti’s venomous but poised commentary to her husband’s life always made a refreshing counterpoint to the dialogue. Henry’s second counterpart is his lover in the form of Daisy Hayes. Hayes has a tough balancing act to play being at once an extremely sensitive and smart character but also clingy and naïve. Her skill in juggling these extremes goes a long way in carrying the momentum of the play in the middle section. Alongside these interchanging lovers we have the poor Max who is married to Hayes’s character. Played by John Dinneen, Max is that poor hapless character nobody takes seriously. As such he is probably one of the few un self consciously funny people in the play. Dinneen really showed of his versatility when, playing one of Henry’s characters and then switching into a completely different personage as Max.  

All of this leaves the largely absent and yet hugely central Brodie played by Daniel De Lisle. De Lisle really resembled Begbie from Trainspotting. Like Begbie, you weren’t too sure how much to laugh and how much to be scared of him. Put him in an Oscar Wilde(esque) play and throw a box of hummus in his face and the results speak for themselves. Accompanying these wonderful performances were two cameo appearances from Maddy Walker as Henry’s daughter and Freddie Waxman as a rival playwright. Walker’s discussion with Lavan about the merits of boiler room virginity and Latin classes has to be one of the highlights of the production. Equally, Waxman’s train carriage seductions really take the idea of theatrical pretension to untold heights (trust me as a critic I know).

All in all, one of the few productions that lives up to the greatness of the text. The result is a warm hearted and uproarious take on the nihilism that results from an age of endless ironic self-reference and relativized discourse. Yet in spite of identifying the emptiness at the end of this deconstruction of the self, the other and the act of love itself; the play makes you glad to be alive. Great stuff.  

Rough sleeping ban scrapped

Oxford City Council has removed the prohibition of rough sleeping from their proposed Public Spaces Protection Order (PSPO), meaning that it will not become a criminal offence. 

The inclusion of a prohibitionof rough sleeping in the PSPO was part of a measure to tackle anti-social behaviour in Oxford’s city centre. However, the Oxford city council confirmed in a statement on 18th  that this section has been removed from the proposal, stating, “The draft proposals to deal with pidgeon nuisance and with rough sleepers who have been provided with indoor accommodation but fail to use it have not been included in the recommendations to the CEB.

“In both cases, the consultation process indicated that an Order of this type was not likely to be the most effective way of tackling these issues.”

This change has been welcomd by On Your Doorstep (OYD), OUSU’s homelessness action group. Freya Turner, chairman of OYD, commented on the result, telling Cherwell, “We at OYD are very pleased that Oxford City Council has listened to our concerns and those of the sector, and has excluded rough sleeping from the PSPO.

“This isbecause activism brought into relief the fact that rough sleeping, which is a product of unfortunate circumstances, should not be lumped together with practices likefeeding pidgeons, which is behaviour that anyone can choose to refrain from.

“Moreover, the PSPO as a piece of legislation was clearly not designed for dealing with rough sleeping, because it was restricted to a particular area – the city centre – and therefore it would have just displaced the homeless people further out of the city, which is not a constructive way to help them and would have made it harder for services to reach them.”

OYD began their campaign against the proposed prohibition on rough sleeping two months ago with a petition on change.org. The petition gathered significant momentum, gaining 72,280 signatures by the time the Council changed its plans. 

OYD successfully passed a motion hrough OUSU securing OUSU support for the group’s stance on the PSPO. Last week also saw OYD campaigning on Cornmarket Street against the criminalisation of rough sleeping.

The Oxford City Council responded to OYD’s opposition in late April, releasing a statement in response to the petition, assuring people, “The consultation process has been widely supported and before any decision is taken, the Council will be looking closely at what residents, businesses and visitors have said.”

Council Leader Bob Price commented, “The propoal has been developed by the Council’s Anti-Social Behaviour team in response to complaints from city centre traders, residents and visitors about a range of anti-social and nuisance behaviour.

“it seeks to provide a clear framework for city centre activities which will maintain the vibrant and active character that we enjoy throughout the year, while dealing efectively with behaviours that could damage the quality of the city centre experience for shopping, eating and entertainment. It will rprovide legal powers for the first time to tackl persistant offenders who cause a nuisance.”

Review: String of Pearls

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★★★★☆

Four Stars

Imagine theatre without Aristotle. Let’s get rid of the constraints that come with time, place and action having to be consistent throughout. Let’s get rid of the convention that characters are of high social standing in tragedy or of low social standing in comedy – in fact, why even bother with having a person as the protagonist at all? And while we’re at it, let’s also scrap the rule of one actor playing one character. I don’t even need to say that male characters, let alone actors, have no place in this theatre. But hold on with your judgment for a moment.

Emily Albery’s production in the Burton Taylor in Week 4 offered some material for thought on this. String of Pearls by Michele Lowe is the story of a necklace. The metaphor in the title is therefore just as catchy as it is pervasive in a 90 minutes play. Originally a present to Beth from her husband, the necklace presents the missing piece in her granddaughter Amy’s wedding. The necklace, as we find out, has in fact made a journey all over America and even to Paris. Whoever get hold of it falls into some trouble and passes it on – sometimes unwillingly and often unknowingly – to another woman, who is to continue the story.

The necklace is the only bit of continuity, a lifeline both for the plot and for the audience. Superficially unrelated monologues are connected only by the reoccurrence of the necklace in another owner’s hands. But ‘owning’ is already a difficult word here, because for the audience the necklace really takes on a life of its own. With a constant deliberate mystery around the women interacting with it, the necklace becomes the lifeline for the audience’s attention. We empathise with it when the pearls are scattered over a hotel room, or when the necklace is cast in the Hudson River. We even feel a bit of catharsis when it is finally united with Beth.

With the necklace’s dominance also comes a new view on the other characters. The small but very good cast of Helene Bonnici, Emma Buchy-Dury, Alice Moore and Alex Worrell handled a total of 27 characters between them. Under the directing of Caitlin Jauncey, they played nicely with the cold and sometimes even disturbing distance that the exclusive use of monologues – occasionally two happening at the same time – created between the women. Scarcity in props and the absence of a background setting was matched by predominantly plain black costumes.

Of course, all this was necessitated by the immense speed with which the events moved from one place and time to the next. One actress immersing herself and the audience into one character and her story, as the other actresses are sitting on stage, arranging hair and props for the next scene, made the theatrical point of the production clearly: We, the audience, are doing the job of putting it all together. We, the audience, have to connect the scenes as if we are connecting pearls, one at a time, all seemingly the same and hopefully coming together at the end. In giving us these individual pearls, Lowe’s style, albeit dominated by narrative, is refreshingly colloquial but not forced. While she largely abstains from derogatory terms or obscenities these achieve some great effects and laughs when comedy is intended.

Constantly switching between the women’s mundane and quite archetypal lives and the deeper connection of the necklace between them, the viewer is occasionally taken aback by a wonderful little scene. But only rarely did the play escape its own bigger picture to create genuine drama within a particular monologue itself, often with the aid of very sensitively chosen music. The highlight in this must be the final story of Kyle, a woman looking after her mother, who is suffering form Alzheimer. The mother’s failure to recognize Kyle as her daughter, rather than the carer, provided for a powerful inter-character relation that was mimetic of the whole play, because the recognition is eventually achieved. Just as it took a long time for the mother to put the events together in her head, the audience’s search for how ‘it all hangs together’ comes to an end as Kyle sells the necklace to Beth’s new lover to be come a present for her once again.

Although it may not have answered it conclusively and in its favour, this production has put to us the question whether a play really needs the strong dynamics individual characters can develop over an evening, or the strong grip of a unified action, which the viewer can’t escape. Whatever our judgment on modern minimalist theatre and no matter how highly we honour our Aristotle, we have to see that it’s not impossible to make a play hang together without the glue of convention. 

Degrees of Stupidity

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Oxford has always provided a home for cunning linguists, and not just within the columns of Creaming Spires. In the past, they brought a welcome hint of the exotic to student life, with their carelessly dropped foreign phrases (“Some vodka? Just a soupçon”, “Your shoes are so zeitgeist”, “Pulling an all-nighter – big essay due mañana” etc.). They had picked up some cool tat and a snappy hair cut from their time on whatever language exchange they had been sent on, and could be seen ostentatiously posing with foreign language newspapers (many of them held the right way up) in cafés all over Oxford.

But the days when the Continent was isolated by fog on the Channel are long gone. Let’s face facts. The world is full of people who speak foreign languages better than language students, and as Herr and Frau Farage remind us, so is the UK. If you want to hang out with students with exotic accents, and funny-sounding phrases, just ask the French PPE student, Mexican physicist or German classicist who is out-performing you in tutorials to drop their flawless English for 5 minutes, and give you a burst of their native tongue. They will smoke their Gauloise or Fiesta with infinitely more aplomb than their ersatz UK equivalents (see how catching that phrase dropping can be) and their complaints about the food, plumbing and British teeth ring with authenticity.

There would be other considerable benefits from getting rid of language degrees. Prominent among them is losing the interminable boasting about what they are going to do on their year abroad, just as the rest of us are rapidly going pale at the looming awfulness of finals and the futile search for a job. We don’t care that they are spending six months yak farming in the Urals, or have secured a secondment to command the Uruguayan navy. It would also spare us the bathetic fall which inevitably follows that bombast when they return after a year away to discover that all their friendship group has moved on, and they find themselves desperately trying to ingratiate themselves with the other zombie-undergraduates such as Chemists and Classicist they would not have been seen dead with 12 months before. So it is au revoir to linguists?

No linguists. It’s goodbye.