Wednesday 8th April 2026
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Bar Review: St Catz

★★★☆☆

Well, last week I told you I was in love with Univ. This week I’m afraid to report I’m still monogamous, after what I felt was a rather disappointing trip to St Catz. On Monday, a disastrous power cut meant that the bar review team had to stop chain-watching Golden Girls on video, put down our knitting and venture to the wastelands of the East. Here, we found the long forgotten St Catherine’s (shortened to St Catz in an attempt to pretend their aesthetic isn’t stuck in the 60s) and, naturally, checked out their bar.

All we wanted was electricity and booze, but when I strolled confidently up to the modern bar and asked for a double vodka n’ coke, the friendly barman requested a Catz Bod Card. I grumbled something about leaving it at home, to which he replied, “No problem, that’ll be £7 please.” £7?! My jaw hit the floor. Gasping for air I reordered a pint of their cheapest larger, itself £3.85, and slumped down, shocked and confused. It seems to get the standard college bar prices one needs to pay with a Catz Bod Card, otherwise it’s double the price. What the fuck is that? It’s one thing to hike up the prices outside of term to screw the conference guests, but this is something else entirely. Thankfully, at least one member of our group knew at least one of Catz’ 779 undergraduates, and as Catz students never have anything better to do, we managed to convince one to come buy us drinks. Having to piss around with change in order to pay him back was a bit of an inconvenience, but as pints were now around £1.80 I was distinctly less furious. We felt bad about forcing the aforementioned Catz friend from his essay, and for constantly sending him to the bar on our behalf, but it was almost like having a personal waiter.

Their bar has a pleasant open feel, with the seating organised sociably in wide circles. A first-rate sound system pumped edgy tunage at just the right volume all night. The toilets are gender neutral, clean, and snazzy as hell. It was also impressively busy for a Monday night, and we were informed that their 500 capacity bops (sorry, “entz-es”) are not to be missed.

The drinks choice is impressive for a college bar, particularly the non-alcoholic options (though we can’t claim to have sampled these) and mixers. Which mixers were best was left to our own imaginations, as there was no cocktail menu, whilst our choice of gin with elderflower was a lovely rarity and Hoegaarden on tap was a nice surprise. Drinks were served in plastic glasses which, while a small complaint, really grated with me. My drunken compatriots didn’t care. The signature drink, a Catztail, was just Spoons’ Cheeky V; a sweet but tasteless mix of WKD and port. The price was more impressive than the creativity.

If (and only if) you’re a Catz student with a well-stocked Bod Card, or have a Catz friend, this is an ideal place to spend the night.

Confessions of a student chef: Tom Barrie

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Despite boasting maestro cookery skills that would usually make Gordon Ramsay blush, I’m crippled by a lack of oven and, in fact, any basic cookery implements whatsoever. Unfortunately, it seems as if my culinary pizzazz may be hampered this evening, and so I set off to track down tools with which I could attempt to work wonders. With pan and colander duly commandeered from others on my staircase, and fuelled by G&T and a Vivaldi soundtrack, the magic starts.

I had planned on something bold. Ambitious. Visionary. My original plan of flambéed puffer fish with dauphinoise potatoes followed by Baked Alaska had now been sabotaged by a distinct lack of kitchen ordnance (and, okay, perhaps knowledge and talent). Sipping pensively on pink champagne, I settle instead for that journeyman of Italian meals, the solid spaghetti carbonara. Luckily I have some pancetta, pecorino and parmesan knocking about. How convenient. Not having a grater did not stop me, as I just attacked the parmesan with a knife till it crumbled (this is called “mincing”, for my less knowledgable readers).

With flagrant disregard for public safety, I tossed the ingredients in, producing a flawless carbonara. You should be jealous.

Oxford Dignity Drive launched

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Students across Oxford celebrated the launch of the Oxford Dignity Drive this week, a student-run project that aims to “increase access to sanitary products and feminine hygiene items for homeless people” in the city.

The week-long campaign driven by Dignity Ddrive reps has resulted in students in many colleges donating sanitary products and money towards the project, accompanied by a variety of talks and events that have sought to “raise awareness of this issue and the wider problems facing both homeless people and menstruating people worldwide”.

On Sunday evening, many JCRs passed motions allocating a portion of JCR funds, typically £100, to the Dignity Drive campaign. At least 13 colleges have so far donated to the project.

One of the organisers of the Dignity Drive, Rachel Besenyei, told Cherwell, “As privileged students at an elite university, it’s vital that we look beyond the walls of this institution in our activism. Oxford Dignity Drive has identified a specific problem, and aims to provide sanitary products for homeless people, who often have difficulty accessing them.”

Oxford Asylum Welcome, Oxford Homeless Pathways, Oxfordshire Women’s Aid and The Gatehouse have all expressed their desire to receive donations of sanitary products from colleges.

The campaign week began with an information stall at Wadstock on Saturday 2nd May, and concludes on Friday evening with a screening of the film The Moon Inside You. An open mic night at St Antony’s will also be held on 15th May in aid of the Dignity Drive.

Events over the course of the week have included several talks and panel discussions about the work of the charity Irise International in East Africa, abortion rights in Northern Ireland, period prejudice, and the wider problem of the homelessness crisis in Oxford.

Ready, Steady, Cook! Beef and tomato Pot Noodle

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★★★☆☆

Pot noodles… Even the name makes people think of students who can’t be bothered to cook anything. Whilst this brand is a British thing, even in America you hear jokes about students living off ramen, which is very similar. But what are they actually like to eat?

My method of preparation is basic: pour water in and wait till it softens. This is part of the appeal of the Pot Noodle, as even those with no experience of cooking can hopefully make tea. The flavour was Beef and Tomato, and I have to say, I was very impressed by the flavour of this simple meal. There are very few textures in the pot. The powder that they use to flavour the sauce and the small sachet of ketchup were more than enough to keep the flavour from getting old. However it definitely has a salty taste to it; I discovered a worrying amount of salt in the ingredients. My view is that Pot Noodles are good enough to eat regularly, but I would not recommend living off them.

A let down from Le Kesh

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Embarrassingly, I can’t cycle, so excursions to Cowley require a 40 minute walk. There are few things able to entice me enough to endure this, but the promise of good Lebanese and Moroccan food is one of them. The restaurant was strikingly pretty upon arrival, with art-covered walls, tastefully dim, coloured lamps, and snug cushioned booths. However, the choice of white upholstery made me immediately nervous. The fear of spilling food or, god forbid, red wine, haunted me throughout the meal, even inspiring me to order the house white instead. This was fine, if quite dry and bland, but anything else alcoholic was unreasonably priced, perhaps to deter rowdy students.

A significant part of the appeal of Lebanese food for me is that it is usually veggie-friendly, so I was gutted to see only one option on the Mains list with a bracketed V next to it – bamieh bziet, an okra and tomato stew with rice. I optimistically ordered it anyway, with a selection of starters to be shared among my group.

The wait for these to appear was unreasonably long, and somewhat torturous after our appetite-building walk. The complimentary tap water provided in chic but impracticably small glass bottles did not make it any easier and the quasi-ethnic instrumental music playing in the background was just a touch too unpleasantly loud for the otherwise quite chilled out atmosphere, yet due to the acoustics of the almost corridor-shaped room, did not drown out our conversation about penis folding and our younger siblings’ drinking habits for the other diners.

The glares we were starting to get, the waiting staff’s deft avoidance of eye contact, and my rumbling stomach encouraged me to go take advantage of the admittedly lovely paved smoking area hidden at the back (though not the various shisha pipes it boasted). When I got back, the starters had arrived – though the wait was extended for the guy to my left, who had to ask for cutlery three times before he could dig in. The halloumi was particularly exquisite, and their moutbal and tabouleh tasted homemade and better than anything I could manage myself, though they were very stingy with providing flat bread.

After another significant wait, the mains were brought out. Personally, I am not a fan of plating unless it’s well done, and the lazy trail of cinnamon decorating my dish was pretentious and contributed nothing to the actual meal. I was shocked to discover that it tasted worse than it looked – embarrassingly watery, and my tongue burned from the salt. I was unable to taste either the okra or tomato past the salt and cinnamon, and the pathetically small portion of rice that accompanied it only worsened this problem when I tipped it in. My friends reported that the roasted lamb and chicken they were served were reasonable, but it did not remotely resemble the tagine that the menu had promised and they, too, were short-changed on rice.

Despite all this, the bill came with a steep accompanying service charge. I’d recommend you avoid this by not going at all.

Campaign launches app to support sexual violence victims

It Happens Here (IHH), OUSU’s campaign against sexual violence, has partnered with Code4Rights and Oxfordshire Sexual Abuse & Rape Crisis Centre (OSARCC) to create a mobile app called ‘First Response’, which will provide Oxford University students with a straightforward way to report instances of sexual violence and access support.

Code4Rights is a non-profit organisation that aims to address the gender gap in technology by teaching women with no previous experience how to code apps.

Funding for the app was secured from Oxford University through the IT Innovation Fund and enabled Code4Rights to run sessions to teach coding to female students with no previous computing experience in order to build the app. The content was designed by IHH in collaboration with OSARCC.

Criticisms raised through feedback sessions will be addressed throughout Trinity Term, with the aim of having the app functional by Saturday of 8th Week and ready to be publicised during Freshers’ Week 2015. 

Speaking at the first feedback event on 4th  May, Eden Tanner, OUSU’s Graduate Women’s Officer, commented, “As someone who’s responded to a lot of sexual violence, I thought, ‘What do we really need?’ We need something accessible and convenient to support survivors of sexual violence in Oxford.

“There’s definitely a possibility to extend to Brookes and Ruskin and other interested educational institutions. Long-term, it’s likely that it will spread nationally and even globally. Code4Rights is an international organisation.”

Ellie Bennett, Volunteer & Outreach Co-ordinator at OSARCC, said, “This year there were 120 reported rapes in Oxford, up almost 82 per cent from last year. We know that only around 15-20 per cent of rapes are reported, so these numbers represent just a small proportion of survivors in our local area. Sexual violence removes our choice, our agency, our freedom to make decisions about our own lives – that’s why giving survivors back their options is so important to recovery, and it’s why one of our core principles at OSARCC is empowerment.” 

Anna Bradshaw, OUSU’s VP for Women, commented, “The lack of information about the services available to survivors of sexual violence, and to their friends and supporters, is a very real problem. We hope to close that information gap, and consequently to enable better support.

Merton disciplinary measure declared unconstitutional

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The Merton decanal team has come under fire over an amendment to its disciplinary measures.

The amendment comes in response to what the College perceives as an increase in the number of students smoking in their rooms.

An email sent on Tuesday from Merton’s Deputy Principal of the Postmasters (Junior Dean) to all JCR and MCR members stated, “The College takes this matter very seriously because smoking creates a fire hazard and a health hazard, for you and also for all the people living in the building.

“Owing to this increasing number, we have decided to be extra vigilant to this matter, and also to change the discipline measures; a smoking offence will now attract on top of the fine a four week ban to the college bar and the next bop, and on repeat offences can lead to students not being offered college accommodation in the future.”

According to some students, this change to the disciplinary measures runs contrary to regulations set out in the College handbook.

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objections were raised at the fact that the JCR and MCR presidents had not been consulted in advance. Article 26.2 of the handbook states, “Any proposed amendments will be discussed with the Presidents of the JCR and MCR and reviewed and approved by Warden and Tutors’ Committee and Graduate Committee.” 

In addition, article 28.7 of the handbook states that suspension from college premises and facilities “is a precautionary and not a disciplinary sanction, and may continue during the investigation of any such allegation and any subsequent disciplinary proceedings”.

One student, who wanted to remain anonymous, told Cherwell, “Clearly they are trying to use it in a disciplinary way. We also dispute that a bop is a college facility. It’s a JCR-run event, the only way they could justify that move would be by banning people from use of the Sports Pavilion [where Merton bops are held] at all times.” 

Jonathan Thacker, Senior Dean at Merton, said, “Smoking in rooms is an issue that the college takes very seriously as it is a fire hazard. The measure reflects the increase of such events being discovered in college rooms this year, and it is based on a course of action which has proven effective in the past in various discipline contexts. 

“It is not, however, a suspension from college, as described by paragraph 28.7, it is a restriction to the use of college facilities which is covered by 28.3, ‘The Principal of Postmasters and the Deputy Principal of Postmasters are empowered to impose fines up to and including £250 and to restrict access to College facilities.’”

Daniel Schwennicke, Merton’s JCR President, commented, “I was surprised by the increased penalty on smoking in College accommodation, as I had expected that the JCR would be consulted about the problem in advance. While smoking indoors is completely unacceptable, the College’s decision is disproportionate and unprecedented. Additionally, there are substantial doubts about its legitimacy with respect to College regulations, any amendment of which must be discussed with the JCR and MCR Presidents and approved by several College committees. The JCR intends to fight restricting offenders from the college bar and bops, and a first meeting with the Principal of Postmasters has indicated that our concerns will be heard.” 

Chris Pike, OUSU VP for Welfare & Equal Opportunities, said, “As a student union we believe in the fundamental principle that students and their representatives (in this case, their elected common room officers) should be consulted on any changes of this nature.

“I have no issue with action being taken to prevent students smoking in their roomsIt is, however, often the case in scenarios like this that proper discussion between students and the college will solve more problems than simply using threats of harsh disciplinary action.”

Hertford Bursar recreates candidates out of Lego

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The Hertford College Home Bursar, Dr Andrew Beaumont, has created representations of all the Oxford West and Abingdon candidates out of Lego.

Dr Beaumont, who has a doctorate in Modern History and describes himself on Twitter as “a benign Lego obsessive”, made the figures during his lunch break after getting campaign literature and thinking that all the candidates “looked a bit the same”.

The electoral candidates met their Lego counter-parts during a Radio Oxford constituency debate.

So far, the reaction has been positive. The incumbent MP, Conservative Nicola Blackwood, told Cherwell, “Although I’m not known for wearing neck tie, Lego Nicola has fabulous blonde mane – DBeaumont gets my vote for innovation and light relief in the middle of a very hard fought campaign.”

Mike Foster of the Socialist Party was equally impressed, saying, “The Lego figures have been one of the highlights of the campaign for me, and seeing the article on the BBC website gave me a good laugh. When we hear the election results hopefully none of the candidates will go to pieces as easily as their Lego counterpart can!”

Sally Copley, the Labour candidate, was also pleased with her likeness, telling Cherwell, “My kids were impressed when they heard about it, but less so when they saw it! I quite liked it though.”

The Lego MPs are the latest in a line of projects undertaken by Dr Beaumont. He has also recreated the famous Bridge of Sighs in Lego, which was featured as part of the College’s open day events for access and outreach. This was followed (due to popular demand) by the Hertford College Chapel.

 

Other interesting projects include homages to Harry Potter, the Rocky Horror picture show and “the life of Vladimir Putin”, as well as a “more inspirational” version of the criticised “Lego friends” range, which instead features representations of important contemporary female figures such as Ruth Bader Ginsburg and Maya Angelou.

Regarding the election mini figures, Dr Beaumont told Cherwell, “The election mini figures which you’ve seen have been really popular, but they were honestly made in about five minutes on my coffee break last week, and I had absolutely no idea people would like them so much.

Several of the candidates have asked to keep them as lucky mascots. I’m considering this.”

Dr Beaumont has also disclosed details of his next project: the front façade of Hertford College, which would be up to five feet long and contain around 20,000 bricks – hopefully ready in time for the University open days in July.

When asked who he’d be voting for, Dr Beaumont replied by saying, “I’m not telling you my voting plans, although I think my Twitter feed might give it away a bit.”

For more designs, Dr Beaumont has an impressive
Twitter feed displaying his most interesting projects.

Students complain over Christian music event during finals

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In an emergency motion on Sunday evening, Exeter’s JCR voted in favour of complaining to Oxford City Council about the Love Oxford 2015 event, a concert hosted by three churches on Broad Street that morning. St Aldate’s Church, the Christian Life Centre Oxford, and Headington Baptist Church were the event’s organisers.

The event was advertised as an “open air service”, and 2,500 people took part. There was praying, preaching and singing, with the event starting at 11am and finishing at 12:45pm. However, students reported noise starting from 6am.

The Exeter motion noted the inconvenience to students and the early start of the noise, saying, “Oxford City Council was irresponsible in allowing this event to go ahead in a residential part of the City Centre.” The Exeter motion passed with 14 votes in favour, three votes against, and three abstentions.

The JCR resolved to mandate the President to send an email to the two City Councillors for Carfax ward as well as to the Council’s Environmental Services, describing the noise as “ear splitting” and stating, “I do not know how this event was granted a Undergraduate licence.”

Sam Slater proposed a motion to Exeter JCR stating, “Oxford City Council was irresponsible in allowing this event [Love Oxford] to go ahead.”

The proposed email further stated that “students from at least seven colleges (Exeter, Jesus, Lincoln, Balliol, Trinity, Hertford, Wadham) were affected.”

It ended by saying, “I strongly recommend that in the future it is moved somewhere else and the organisers are told to keep it quieter to avoid significant disturbance when people are trying to revise.”

Sam Slater, who proposed the motion, told Cherwell, “The noise started around 6am, when they were setting up the stage, and got very loud at around 9am when the soundcheck started. It was then pretty much constant until 1pm.”

Slater continued, “The single-pane windows, as well as the doors, were rattling because of the bass, and the singing could be clearly heard in the library too. Many students were studying for finals, others were trying to work, and History students were trying to sleep.

“It was irresponsible for the council to license the event for two reasons: firstly, the noise was completely excessive; and secondly, it is essentially a residential student area in exam season. We believe1 that College was given no prior warning of the event. The reason we put the motion to the JCR was to let the Council know of our complaint so that in the future students in the area can be at least consulted first, or else the event can be moved to a more appropriate venue. Also, one suspects that had this been your average rock band wanting to hold a gig on a Sunday morning they would have been instantly blocked by the council.”

Alice Nutting, a third year undergraduate at Exeter College, told Cherwell, “My finals start in two weeks and the noise outside woke me up early. It also made it impossible for me to revise. My windows and door were shaking. Broad Street seemed like a completely inappropriate venue in light of the noise disturbance; the music was unnecessarily loud.”

Slater reported, “A few of us who complained on the Love Oxford [Facebook] page on Sunday received cards in our pidges from one of the attendees. She says that she wasn’t an organiser, just an attendee, and she felt very bad when she heard that they had disturbed us. A very nice gesture, I think.”

Trinity College is also holding a motion at their upcoming JCR meeting to give the JCR the opportunity to formally express their dissatisfaction with the disruption caused by the Love Oxford event.

Trinity College JCR President, Eleanor Roberts, told Cherwell, “I have received over twenty written complaints about the Love Oxford event.

Overall, these reflect a dissatisfaction with the lack of consideration given to the hundreds of students living in close proximity to the event, and especially to those finalists whose work was disrupted for the majority of the day. The noise, lack of warning and intrusiveness are all subjects of complaint.

“In light of this, we hope to support the work of College to stop the event being held in a similar manner next year.”

The Love Oxford committee commented, “The event has moments of complete silence: this year a moving minute of silence to remember victims of the Nepal earthquake and to pray for their families. It can be also be joyful and exuberant as the crowd celebrates their life together. So Love Oxford can be noisy, but no noisier than the Oxford student balls of which residents receive notice at this timeof year, always asking for understanding as their noise rocks through the nights.

We do regret any inconvenience caused to our neighbours and ask for their understanding as we all try to live together in unity in our city.”

Oxford City Council did not respond to Cherwell’s request for comment.

Fashion Matters

In March, Dior made headlines for choosing Rihanna as the face of their new campaign. According to Rihanna, “It is such a big deal for me, for my culture, for a lot of young girls of any colour”. I guess it is. She is the first black spokesperson for Dior, ever.

But Rihanna’s appointment is not because she is black. She is a pop star and sex symbol whose face and body are already admired all over the world. She has worked for Armani. She has been graced with CFDA’s muchcoveted Fashion Icon Award. Even Anna Wintour has admired her “incredible style”. So, of course I am delighted that Dior have managed to see past her skin colour, but this hardly means that they have thrown open their doors to non-white ideals of beauty.

Rihanna is the exception, not the rule. Vogue UK has not featured a non-white woman on a solo cover for 12 years, and that’s despite Cara Delevingne being featured twice. As for the argument that there are not enough non-white models, that’s “BS” according to Jourdan Dunn. If designers want more non-white models in a selection, they only have to ask. Yet when it came to the 2015 Spring catwalk, 79 per cent of models were white. 79 per cent white, and 21 per cent everything else.

As Olivier Rousteing, director at Balmain, said a few months ago, “What the fuck, you put just one black girl in to make sure you’ve ticked a box? Like, do you go to London, to Paris, to New York? I think you see as many black and Asian people there as white people. Fashion wants to be modern and reflect the street and talk to people but at the end of the day they just talk to themselves.”

The industry keeps sending the message that Caucasian features are the norm, and everything else a deviation. It is a message received across popular culture. When Kendrick Lamar states in his new single, ‘The Blacker The Berry’, “My hair is nappy, my dick is big, my nose is round and wide / You hate me, don’t you? / You hate my people, your plan is to terminate my culture,” it is as if he is daring the world to look at him as a black man and tell him that it likes him.

But it can’t do it, not as far as Lamar is concerned. And not in fashion. Let’s face it, if River Island wants black mannequins, they produce Caucasian models in black, not mannequins with flat noses or afro wigs.

The industry needs to construct new beauty ideals. To become truly multicultural, rather than appropriating or attempting to fit black models into white fashion, we have to stop categorising women in such limiting terms.

In the words of Marlene Dumas,

‘It’s not the babydolls I want

nor the Amazons. It’s everything

mixed together to form

a true bastard race.’

Now that would be a catwalk.