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Review: Le Kesh

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I had been looking forward to meeting one of my oldest friends all week. Unfortunately she lives in Cowley, whereas I live in Jericho, so, being the lazy soul that I am, I caught the bus to Cowley Road and walked up to the O2. I then decided to go for the nearest decent-looking restaurant. Thankfully, my generally lazy approach to restaurant choosing paid off and we really did have a great evening.We were looked after the moment we stepped through the door. Water was brought to the table immediately followed not long afterwards by menus. As usual though, our main focus was the food, and we ordered a lamb (£14.95) and a chicken tagine (£10.95).

The menu was fairly conservative and was obviously trying to cater to people who probably weren’t used to more unusual Moroccan tastes and textures. With orders made soon after we had sat down, we sat back in contentment and looked around at our surroundings. The room had an air of luxury, with scarlet walls and ebony arches and beams, and lots of vases with fresh flowers. The polished tables and white booth seating added a nice touch of modernity.

Our meal began with the complimentary man’oushe (Lebanese flatbread) and houmous. The bread was soft and warm and light, the houmous smooth and fresh and fragrant. The tagines were brought to the table in their pans, and the smell rushing out as the lids were removed was extraordinary. The meat jus was wonderfully rich and flavourful, the stewed fruit melted in the mouth, and the meat fell off the bones. The general texture of the dish was silky smooth and moist, and the couscous that came in a separate bowl was brilliantly fluffy. The portions were generous and both of our dishes tasted so good that we ate them in near-unbroken silence.

For dessert we shared a konafa (£3.50), which our waitress described as a sort of cheesecake; but it was unlike any cheesecake we had ever eaten before. A thin layer of semolina-cake topped actual melted cheese, and seemed to have been soaked in syrup before being left to dry, and then sprinkled with crushed pistachios and warmed before being served in a shallow pool of syrup.Both aesthetically pleasing and delicious,it was not sweet and sickly at all, but a good palate cleanser after the heavy main meal. However, I don’t know if I could have eaten an entire konafa by myself since it was extremely rich.

Before leaving the restaurant, we had a peek into the garden at the back. I was surprised by their tented hookah lounge, which had the all-important outdoor heaters. There was a long list of shisha flavours available, and real charcoal is used in the hookah burner, so the shisha tastes authentic.

My one major criticism is that their card machine was very temperamental but it did eventually work (thank God!) and we left feeling more than satisfied with what we had experienced.

All in all, there were no disappointments,and I have only positive things to say about the entire evening. You could go here for a meal or just for a drink; in a group, with a friend, or even alone — the waiters are up for a chat and this restaurant is more than worth the long walk. This was a great meal out.

Cocktails with Cai

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The French and the British have had a rocky relationship for centuries, and cocktails are no exception to this rule. The Sidecar has, since its inception, been plagued by debate between the English and the French schools of cocktails, both of which insist on claiming the invention of the cocktail as well as the correct ratios used. Eventually, the English School won out, and thus the Sidecar we know today was born.

Either way, the cocktail has illustrious origins, and both the Ritz in Paris and the Buck’s Club in London claim ownership over this fabulous creation. Yet the drink was popularized by Harry’s Bar in Paris, the famous cocktail bar which has produced many a feature of Cocktails with Cai, including the French 75 and the Monkey Gland.

With a huge range of fans, from Coco Chanel to Ernest Hemingway, you can be sure that you’ll look sufficiently chic and debonair with a Sidecar in tow.Cognac, being a protected name (like champagne, it can only be made in a specific area of France, and only using specific ingredients) is of course slightly more expensive than normal brandy but I recommend splashing out on Courvoisier’s at the moment because it’s on offer at Sainsbury’s for £26 pounds, down from £34. Also, Sainsbury’s own brand French Brandy tastes horrible and I can’t think of anything that I would recommend less.

Like most of the classics from Harry’s New York Bar in Paris, an excellent Sidecar can be sourced from Angel’s Bar on Little Clarendon Street. As cold winter days grip Oxford, a little brandy can’t go amiss. With its dash of orange and a corresponding garnish, the drink is easy on the eyes as well as the mouth – even when you’ve had five in quick succession. For the extra sweet touch, sugar the rim of the glass.

2 measures Cognac

1 measure Cointreau

1 measure lemon juice

Bar Review: St Anne’s

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★★★☆☆
Three stars

I was once forced to take extra PE classes because I cut such a pathetic figure on the sports pitch. As I ran up St Giles I was reminded of this small and somewhat tragic part of my past. This was not a good start, especially since those scars have yet to heal. But after getting lost twice, I finally made it to the St Anne’s bar.

The set up is unusual, but works very well. There is a larger area with the bar, a TV, and a foosball table and then a separate pool room, a darts room, and a room full of bean- bags with fairylights in which looks a lot like your stoner friend’s bedroom. The fact that the games each have their separate rooms is quite a nice feature since I wasn’t having to constantly duck under darts or leap away from pool cues. Also, playing pool in a separate room meant that I wasn’t constantly worried about the balls clanking too loudly or an errant ball hitting someone in the face. It also meant the pool table was in better condition because people weren’t constantlyputting drinks on it.

The painted murals are interesting even though they do make the underground bar a bit dark and, if I’m completely honest, they look a little bit like paintings you’d see on the walls of some shitty emo/scene kid hangout. It’s not the most charming of environments but, having said that, it was admittedly nice to not see blades everywhere, though, and the murals did make for a unique bar.

The selection of beers is very impressive, with Hoegaarden and London Pride, and there is a great selection of spirits, although no signature drink which is a little sad. Prices were decent, especially considering the fact that we were in Jericho, an area where a £4 pint is not uncommon. The bartender was very sweet, had some good chat and pulled my pint perfectly. And although it was Sunday evening, there were still people in the bar who were very friendly and wiling to have a chinwag. It seemed as though this bar solved the problem of having people having essay crises alongside people getting wasted and neither side seemed to bother each other, which I have to say is quite a feat.

The major issue for Anne’s is that it is quite a way out and is obviously not on the way to clubs for most colleges. So, it seems unlikely that people from other colleges are going to pre-drink here, but I can see that an early evening catch up would indeed be very pleasant here. As long-term readers of this column may have noticed, I am not one to give praise easily, but this was a very well thought out bar. I don’t know how much input students had with the bar renovation but it seems to have been well executed and very practical. I really enjoyed visiting this bar and it deserves more stars, it’s just unfortunately, too far out for most people.

Travel: 7th week MT

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Going to India doesn’t exactly fit into the category of a night-life holiday, a relaxing beach holiday, or a luxury break. Upon arriving in Bangalore, I was immediately immersed in the chaotic gridlock of Indian roads: every size of vehicle squeezes into any available space, tight to the millimetre, and 
announces each movement with the blaring honk of a horn. The chaos of inner city Bangalore becomes part of the day-to-day; you learn to calmly accept that your driver knows this game better than you, and if he wants to create a brand new lane then he can do just that.
 
But once you push past the chaos and reach the oasis of calm, there is a lot to appreciate. The city is rapidly changing and much is now brand new, although there are still parts that are thousands of years old. A typical journey would involve hopping in an auto rickshaw (which will set you back 75p or so), where you’ll swerve past roadside stalls with pristine towers of fruit and veg, women in bright flowing saris buzzing around on motorbikes and shop displays of impossibly glamorous bling. The odd cow comically chilling in a road is also a genuine reality.
 
As a young woman travelling alone in India, I was initially unsure as to whether I was supposed to be scared or not. It turned out that when I got there I was always pretty relaxed. I spent a lot of time on buses or public spaces, and people always treated me with a kind of inquisitive interest. There would always be someone to help me figure out what bus stop to get off at, to tell me the best place for dosa’s in town, or where to stop off for spiritual guidance.
 
On a weirder level, I lost count of the times people asked me to pose in photos with them. Though my experience in Southern India was pretty safe, I heard many accounts of a very different picture in the more northern areas of the country, which would make me more dubious of travelling there alone.
 
It was the sea of culture that I was able to dip into that made my trip to India what it was. Life seems to be full to the brim of festivals and ceremonies, inspired by the ancient legends which permeate so much of Indian culture be it art, dance, theatre, song or just a plain celebrations. One tradition is the immersion a sculpture of the Hindu God Ganesh in water, before which there were hundreds of Ganesh sculptures lining the streets in market stalls or shops. Another is the “dasara” festival which brings together literary greats and cultural figures alongside decorated elephants and celebrations. An intense, sometimes relentless, but always surprising trip — visiting India is an experience that has left me with a feeling that there was so much more to see. 

Meet Amanda Berry: The brains behind Bafta

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Having gone from growing up in rural Yorkshire as a sickly child  and having to frequently skip school and stay in bed to now being the CEO of Bafta, Amanda Berry’s life story reads a bit like a screenplay. When the Oxford Media Society revealed that she would be their final speaker of term, I was keen to get an opportunity to speak with Berry about her career working for Britain’s most prestigious media charity and awards show.
 
Accredited for bringing the film awards forward from March to pre-Oscars and extending the charitable arm of the organization, Berry has completely transformed the fortunes and reputation of the academy since the start of her tenure. “It was an organization that was surrounded by incredibly loyal people, but didn’t work with very many commercial partners and was financially in a very difficult place”, Berry tells me.
 
“By the way, I know I talk a lot so do please tell me to stop”, she warns early on. Her love and enthusiasm for the organization is tangible, even on the phone. “I came in to Bafta with a lot of energy, respecting what had gone before but daring to dream and work with commercial partners to take Bafta to the next stage.”
 
Since joining Bafta as Head of Development and Events in 1998, Berry has turned it into the internationally recognised and prestigious institution and awards ceremony it is today. “In the early days, I used to get quite cross that people didn’t know about everything Bafta did. But now we do so much that as long as we’re engaging with people in some way, I’m happy.”
 
Berry, who studied Business Studies and Graphic Design as a student, tells me how Bafta wasn’t exactly always on the cards, “My dad was a dry cleaner and the most important thing for him was that I didn’t go into the family business. It’s only when you look back at your career that you realise how everything is connected.” Berry’s entry into Bafta came after she started working very closely with them whilst producing their awards ceremonies for Scottish television, “I just started to have lots of dreams and aspirations for the organization and what it could be.” She tells me how she thought she’d only really stay at Bafta for three or four years, and then move on once her dreams had been fulfilled. “But here I am sixteen years later and dreams are still coming true. It’s a very addictive place to work.”
 
Berry, who’s been awarded an OBE for her services to the industry and made it into the Evening Standard’s 1,000 Most Influential People in London, tells me how she feels that being a woman has always worked in her favour and allowed her to do a great deal in the media industry, “It’s the fact that I can go with my gut instinct and I’m not judged for that.” She describes herself as “quite an unusual CEO” and would describe her position as more like Bafta’s creative director. “I’m continually allowed to come up with new ideas — even if some are a bit daft. It’s really the perfect job for me.”
 
I ask Berry whether she thinks there needs to be a push for more women in cinema, and what part Bafta has to play in this. “It’s only been a couple of years since Kathryn Bigelow won her first Bafta and Oscar for The Hurt Locker, and the first woman to do so, so when you look at that you realise that we’ve still got a very long way to go.” She continues, “But there are more and more women coming through; writers, composers, directors — and I see Bafta’s role as being to support them as much as we possibly can and to recognise those talents. I hope in years to come we’ll be able to look back and see that the activity we’ve done has made an impact.”
 
With the digital revolution eclipsing celluloid, more films being streamed on the Cloud and watched on iPads, and big corporate multiplexes like Cineworld buying out independent arthouse cinemas, I ask Berry whether she thinks we should be mourning the rapidly changing landscape of cinema. “My position is that I would always rather people saw films on the big screen, but at the 
end of the day, I just want people to watch films, and there are so many opportunities to view now, whether that’s on your iPad, through Netflix, or the DVD market. So I think that if you turn it all on its head, you can say that there are actually so many more opportunities for people to watch films now, and that has to be a good thing.”
 
But Berry remains positive about the idea of going to the cinema as a very British pastime, “Yes cinema exhibitors and film distributors are having to work harder and be more creative to ensure that people are still coming through the doors, but we do still go to the cinema a lot in this country, and I hope that never disappears.”
 
Asking Berry for what advice she’d give to young people looking to follow in her footsteps she explains how these days everybody “just wants to be in telly”, without really knowing what that means. “If you’re able to focus on your skill and then move it into your passion, I think that stands you in very good stead” she tells me. “Also don’t feel that the industry is closed to you if you don’t do a media degree, because it thrives from having people from all sorts of different backgrounds”, Berry’s origins perhaps being the best case in point.

Creaming Spires: 7th week MT

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Oxford is a teeny tiny bubble. We keep on going to the same places, seeing the same faces, and enjoying the brief feeling of fame when somebody recognises us from a particularly fabulous dance move at Baby Love. Recognition, however, is not always so great. Inevitably, one day in the Rad Cam when you’re wearing something resembling pyjamas and when you made the executive decision that essay deadline was more important than a shower, the seat next to you is going to be occupied by somebody you’ve slept with.

I wish I could say that it’s only happened to me once. Or twice. Alas, my tendency to fancy artsy hipsters means that sooner or later we meet again in the humanities hub. More often than not, I am no longer wearing a killer dress and he suddenly has acne. In an ideal world I would look every inch the sex goddess, gaze straight into his eyes and having filled his soul with lust I would walk on into the sunset, hips swaying and heels clicking. Usually I awkwardly scuttle off into a bookshelf instead. To guard you from shame, I’ve compiled a brief list of things to avoid when running into your one-night-stands.

First, don’t run. You’ve seen each other naked. No biggie. And if it were a biggie (innuendo intended), DO NOT STARE AT HIS CROTCH. Similarly, it turns out to be a very bad idea to look disappointed and filled with self-disgust; for some reason people don’t like that. If the only thought in your head is “your-cock-was-inside-me-your- cock-was-inside-me” blurting it out is inadvisable. Thankfully that never happened to me, but I was not so lucky with, “You have tiny nipples.” Don’t be offended if he doesn’t remember your name, who are we kidding — like you even remember which college he’s from. I’ll admit it took me a while to conquer these impulses: the road to social normality is long and rocky, but there is hope. Once we even grabbed a coffee.

However, what’s even worse than suddenly facing one of your conquests is having someone you just can’t remember call out your name on the street and chat to you with happy, innocent enthusiasm. Is it just a platonic class colleague, or was I THAT drunk? Or, in a turn of events most upsetting to the poor fella, was he just that unremarkable? In those situations awkward scuttling off into a bookshelf is, indeed, most advisable.

Why the two-part finale is not as new as you think

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Last week saw the release of the latest film in the all-conquering The Hunger Games franchise, The Hunger Games: Mockingjay — Part 1. The first part of a two-film finale adapted from a single book, they are to be unleashed on screens worldwide over two consecutive Novembers. As short sighted film buffs would tell you, this profit-minded ploy first emerged in 2011, with the release of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1, which launched a spate of money-hungry imitators. We’ve seen the Twilight Saga and now The Hunger Games series conclude in such a manner, and seen it announced that Shailene Woodley’s fledging Divergent franchise will be ushered out of multiplexes in the same way.

The positives of this approach for the studios seem obvious — they get to double their money — but are actually less pronounced. The penultimate film, still involving sizeable budgets, invariably make less money than its successor, and often less than its predecessor. Furthermore, the first half of the finales are consistently the worst reviewed entries in their franchises, and so audience’s get turned off. Yet whilst this trend for two-part cash-grab send-offs has therefore been lamented as a new phenomenon, as just more evidence of the decline of filmmaking, it is in fact a trick that’s been pulled for as long as going to the pictures has been a national pastime.

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The movie serial was a popular attraction at the picture houses of the early Twentieth Century. Starting life in the 1910s, these movies, broken down into small quarter hour instalments, were released to cinemas on a regular schedule, telling action-packed stories which always ended on a perilous cliffhanger. Their purpose? To keep audiences of young people coming back week after week to learn the fate of their favourite characters. Sound familiar?

After a dip in production during the great depression, the movie serial thrived in the 1930s and 40s, when a night at the cinema was more like a variety show than the film-centric experience it is now.  Fan appetites for superheroes, westerns and science fiction stories kept the serial afloat even as costs rose, until the advent of episodic television vanquished the serials popularity once and for all. The impact of television on the serial raises an interesting question for our current crop of split finales. To what extent is their structure more akin to that of a miniseries, a drawn out single entity, rather than the filmic, self contained instalments which preceded them? Certainly they have much in common, and yet the miniseries has resurged in popularity partly due to that other modern innovation — the binge watch — whilst these filmic instalments are held for release months, sometimes even years apart. They frustrate the audience rather than engage them.

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The problems with two part finales are vast and many. Primarily their problems arise from their usage for literary adaptions. Suddenly, tightly constructed arcs are split, resolutions not arrived at, and the pacing disrupted in order to adapt a single book into multiple feature length films. The first halves in particular often appear to be treading water. In comparison to serials which were conceptualised to be shown in short chunks, the structure of a single book does not acclimatise well to being split down the middle. For Young Adult literature in particular, so often inspired by the filmic three act structure, we’re left with two movies containing an act and a half each. Two part finales can therefore often feel like less than the sum of their parts.

Unsurprisingly, audiences are catching on. The Hunger Games: Mockingjay — Part 1 took just over $120 million dollars in North America over its opening weekend — a huge number to be sure — but one far short of the $150 million to $160 million range the previous instalments opened in. In Hollywood, where sequels are expected to out-gross each preceding chapter, this was worrying enough to drop the stock market value of Lionsgate, the company behind The Hunger Games, by five percentage points. Worse still, Mockingjay – Part 1 only earned an A- cinema score, lower than Catching Fire’s A, which when combined with the worst reviews of the franchise, is likely to make it drop out of cinema’s faster than previous instalments. Elsewhere, The Hobbit movies, perhaps the worst offenders, splitting, as they do, a single children’s book into three lengthy movies, have seen huge drops in their North American takings, and rubbed some of the shine off of The Lord of the Rings movies’ once flawless reputations.

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But it’s not all negative. Frequently the second half of the finale proves worthwhile, with the concluding instalments of both Harry Potter and Twilight winning the strongest reviews of their respective franchises according to Rotten Tomatoes. Furthermore, many die hard fans will accept any excuse to spend more time with their heroes — just look to the extended editions of The Lord of the Rings movies for evidence of this phenomena. Just as with the serials of the 30s and 40s, the lure of beloved characters and exciting adventures seems to be enough to keep the masses pouring back into cinemas, right on cue.

The two-part finale therefore is not the modern creation of nefarious studio-executives, but a relic of the golden age of cinema-going, and evidence of our investment in characters rather than stories. It remains to be seen how long their popularity will last, or indeed if it’s already on the wain, but it seems that as long as film-making remains a business, money making split-finales will remain a fixture in the multiplexes. Yet as Shailene Woodley’s tepidly received Divergent series struggles towards its staggered finish, it’s hard not to hope that the two -part finale is consigned to the show-business crypt alongside its sibling – the 1940s movie serial.

Review: Assassins

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★★★★☆

Four Stars

“When you’ve a gun, everybody pays attention.” Who you choose to point the gun at can get you even more attention. If you choose to point it, and not just point it, fire it, at the President of the United States of America then not only will you get attention, you’ll get your own little place in American history. Stephen Sondheim’s musical, Assassins, on at the Keble O’Reilly until November 29th and directed by Silas Elliott, tells the story of the four murderers and five attempted murderers of Presidents throughout history, taking on a revue-show-like format as we learn their stories and their motivations.

It might be expected that portraying characters who resort to such an extreme course of action would be impossibly difficult, but this cast manage to make it look easy. As might be expected, mental illness is pretty much par for the course for the majority of people who would think to attempt something so drastic, but the intelligence of the acting and direction means that even those characters who are somewhat unhinged are all unhinged in their own way. A great example of this is the juxtaposition of Blathnaid McCullagh’s Sara Jane Moore and Heloise Lowenthal’s Lynette Fromme. They’re the only two women, and they both attempted to assassinate Gerald Ford, but McCullagh’s ditzy, prim, accident-prone housewife couldn’t be more different from Lowenthal’s hip but brainwashed Charles Manson devotee.

The appropriately dysfunctional patriarch of the assassins — assembled across time and space to interact with each other in a grimly carnivalesque otherworld — is Sam Breen’s John Wilkes Booth. Breen imbues Booth with the levels of charisma you’d expect from a former stage actor, and from the beginning of the show is representative of the conflict between murdering the President for politics, and murdering the President for attention. Booth gets a ballad in his name, as do two of the other successful assassins, Polish anarchist Leon Czolgosz and hopelessly mad Charles Guiteau, who just wants to promote his book (available for £14.50 on Amazon if you’re interested). We are treated to appropriately strong and affecting performances from Chesney Ovsiowitz (Czolgosz) and Luke Rollason (Guiteau), who hold the audience’s attention and even — perhaps — earn their sympathy.

The collapsing of time in Sondheim’s musical allows for the piece to be bookended by Booth’s murder of Lincoln and Lee Harvey Oswald assassinating JFK, despite the fact that chronologically most of the action shown in the play takes place post-1963. In this production, the roles of the Balladeer and Oswald are combined, but Niall Docherty makes it work, and never having seen the show before, I didn’t realise until afterwards that these were originally separate characters. Docherty has a fantastically sceptical and ironic attitude towards the men he, as Balladeer, tells the stories of, never quite allowing the characters to attain the heroic status they crave.

All the cast are fantastic, both in their singing and acting, and the songs are just as dark and catchy as you’d expect from Sondheim. However, there was a slight problem where at points the words sung couldn’t be heard, either because the music was overpowering the actors’ voices, or because there wasn’t enough enunciation of the words to make them intelligible. This wasn’t a massive problem, but it did let down what is otherwise an excellent performance.

Assassins is a fascinating exploration of the most extreme way to get attention, whether for a political cause, to get the attention of someone you’re obsessed with, or just because your stomach really, really hurts. Whilst the musical doesn’t try to excuse the actions of its subjects, it does prompt you to ask how a just society can allow the poorest and most vulnerable of its population to achieve immortality only by taking a pot-shot at the most powerful man in the world.

Preview: Jackson and Grummitt – Planet Marmalade

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Mitchell and Webb, Armstrong and Miller, Fry And Laurie, Jackson and Grumitt — which is the odd one out? It could be Fry. After all, he is a self-absorbed, tousle-haired, national dickhead treasure who seems to have wormed his way into the limelight primarily through his ability to wear colourful blazers, whereas the rest of them all seem like darn good self-effacing chaps. It could be, but it’s not.

The right answer is in fact Jackson and Grumitt. Why? Because, unless I am very, very much mistaken, they are the only duo performing a sketch show at the BT Studio in 8th Week (they’re also the only duo never to have had a BBC sketch show series, never to have received widespread critical acclaim for their comedy, et cetera, et cetera, but give them time).

Olly Jackson and Richard Grumitt are almost certainly the latest in a long line of successful double acts to meet at Oxbridge, make a splash with their wacky, off-the-wall comedy, and enjoy a long career of sitting next to the insufferable Alan Davies on BBC panel games. They just haven’t done that last bit yet.

I caught up with them in the very JCR bar of St Hilda’s, before they performed a few sketches from their upcoming show, to ask them why the fuck not? They didn’t seem to have a good answer to this, so I revised my conversational approach slightly. How had they met? Who wrote the material? How did they come up with such a startlingly original idea?

“Rich and I met during a college play,” Jackson tells me. “There was a 15 minute long scene in which we were in the background with nothing to do, so to avoid boredom we tried to make each other laugh by whispering comments.”

“I’d always wanted to do some comedy at Oxford, so after the show finished, I asked Richard whether he would like to do some writing and luckily he said yes. We started doing Audreys [the Revue’s fortnightly comedy evenings] and bar gigs, then we performed at Worcester Ball, which was great.”

Fascinating.

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“Usually, one of us comes up with an idea for a sketch, the other person writes it, and then we edit it together”, Jackson continues. “It’s quite a productive system because the bones of the sketch come from one person and the humorous substance is added by the other.”

Jackson talks like the hundred-mile-an-hour dog runs, in a breathless, hurried manner. In a valiant attempt to involve Grumitt in the interview, I ask him about their comedic style.

“When we started, it tended to be that Olly would play the sillier characters and I would play the straighter ones. That bias is probably still there a bit, but it’s evened out slightly. We try and do universal comedy now, so there’s some surreal stuff, there’s some silly stuff, and there’s some satire in there too.”

Jackson eagerly takes up the conversational reigns again after I enquire as to the duo’s influences.

“I grew up with Mitchell and Webb, so I’m hugely influenced by them and their ilk,” he thunders. “Atkinson [Rowan that is, not Big Ron] is probably my favourite, though. He is just the master of physical comedy but he can do vocal stuff too.”

“I love Monty Python”, counters Grummitt, “but I’m also a big fan of some American comedians like George Carlin [yeah, me neither] and Louis CK.”

Stage-fright, as Renee Fleming (of BrainyQuotes.com fame) once said, ‘can undermine your well-being and peace of mind, and it can also threaten your livelihood.’ So I am interested as to whether or not Jackson and Grummitt shat their proverbial pants when they first performed their own material.

“I think the beauty of performing sketch comedy is that you always have someone else with you. Someone can pick you up, someone can validate that yours isn’t the world’s shittiest comedy.”

I take it that their underwear remained unsoiled, then. Indeed, when I see them take to the cleared corner of their JCR bar, they certainly do seem to exude a confidence in themselves and their writing.

Taller than Grumitt by a good few inches, Jackson is a man seemingly made up of elbows (I imagine he could play a seminal talking cricket in Pinocchio). Despite, or perhaps because of this, he is as versatile as a bipolar Derek Jacobi, transforming from a confused Egyptian builder to a simpering English maiden before my very eyes.

Allowed space to express himself, Grumitt reveals that he is much more than his innocent chorister appearance suggests; his emphatic hand-gestures and resonant voice are genuinely entertaining. He relies on the humour of the writing more than Jackson, but he seems equally comfortable embracing physicality for laughs.

A sketch about the construction of the pyramids goes down particularly well with the gathered crowd of St Hilda’s students who have nothing better to do on a Sunday evening than head down to their college bar, and a satirical pharmaceutical advert for a medicine “distilled from pure bleach and filtered through the ball-sack of a mountain goat” is similarly well-received.

Don’t miss the chance to catch this aspiring comedy duo during their cutting-edge student phase because if you don’t, in a few years time you’ll (probably…) see them on BBC3, forcibly laughing at the soul-destroying banalities of Rob Brydon, and boy, what a fool you’ll feel. It’s also in 8th Week, and you’ll have nack all else to do.

The Living Wage: It’s time to Accredit

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“It is very difficult to see my son… sometimes he leaves notes saying ‘Mum, where are you?’… I work such long hours because I want to make a better future for my children,” said a cleaner in the Social Sciences Library.

In the UK, where over half of those in poverty are in a family where somebody works, working poverty is the daily reality for thousands. But the problem is particularly acute in Oxford. The Centre for Cities recently found that Oxford is the most expensive place to live in the UK, with the average cost of a house thirteen times the average salary and rising.

When the minimum wage is too low to meet the basic needs of workers, the burden falls on employers to ensure that hard work is not met with poverty. This is where the Living Wage comes in. The Living Wage, which enjoys cross-party support, is independently calculated to reflect the cost of living in the UK. It’s currently £7.85/hour – £1.35 more than the minimum wage. The difference, according to Professor Jane Wills from the University of London, has been enough to lift over 10,000 families out of poverty.

A number of Oxford colleges pay all their staff the Living Wage, alongside another 1,020 accredited Living Wage employers across the UK.

But despite these gains, there remains a basic problem: even among the colleges that do pay the Living Wage, none has committed to accrediting as a Living Wage employer. Neither has the central University. To become an accredited Living Wage employer, the institution would be tied to updating their base level of pay to reflect the rising cost of living. Since the Living Wage is itself raised every year, many colleges that now pay a Living Wage will not in just a year’s time.

Without accreditation, the security the Living Wage gives employees is still not guaranteed year on year.  As long as colleges and the University resist accreditation, the gains of student and staff campaigns are still precarious, and the employees’ standard of living is still on the edge.

The number of accredited Living Wage employers around the country has doubled in the past year, with seventeen universities making the change. Oxford is in a good position to join them: accrediting now would make us the first Russell Group university outside London to do so. And this isn’t just a pipe dream. In June, following calls from the OUSU Living Wage campaign, the University’s Planning, Resources and Allocation committee called for the University to accredit by May next year.

Most staff work for colleges rather than the central university, though, and it’s here that students can make the most impact in the push for accreditation. It’s not all about which colleges have the greatest assets: Mansfield’s bursar Allan Dodd, speaking when his college decided to pay the Living Wage earlier this year, acknowledged that the college did not have an enormous endowment but characterised the move as “an ethical issue”. Some of the richest colleges, meanwhile, still aren’t paying the Living Wage.

Accrediting as a Living Wage employer makes sense for employers as well as staff. An independent study in London found that more than 80% of employers believe that the Living Wage has enhanced the quality of the work of their staff, while absenteeism had fallen by approximately 25%. After consulting giant KPMG accredited as a Living Wage employer, their staff turnover dropped by 40%. According to Head of Facilities Guy Stallard, “the actual cost of the KPMG’s Facilities operation decreased.”

Progress is happening with the Living Wage and it is happening fast. What we now need to do – as students who benefit every day from the work of these low-paid staff – is to make it clear that we stand not only for paying the Living Wage, but also for the university and colleges accrediting as Living Wage employers and giving our staff the security they deserve. It’s time for our University and our colleges to become accredited Living Wage employers.