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Merton freshers forced to relocate following gas leak

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Merton College was forced to evacuate students from some of their first year accommodation on Thursday night, as a result of a gas leak. Merton College’s Warden, Sir Martin Taylor, was also required to temporarily relocate.

Some students were later able to move back into their rooms, although the College decided to move students from one house into other rooms for the night. These students were housed in other college-owned properties or, according to the manager, in the nearby Eastgate Hotel. The Warden was the last person to return to residence, after being given the all clear at about 4:30 on Friday.

The gas leak was reportedly detected early on Thursday, but the seriousness of the situation was not realised until later on.

Merton College told Cherwell, “We understand that the Eastgate Hotel reported the smell of gas to the National Grid; this had also been noticed by the Warden and housekeeping staff.

“Engineers attended and under their instructions we evacuated Nos. 20, 21, and 22 Merton Street, and the Warden’s Lodgings. Residents were initially allowed to return to these buildings, but after a further build-up of gas we were instructed to re-evacuate these properties; temporary accommodation was provided in vacant rooms within the college.

“We believe that some University College properties were also evacuated.”

Merton Modern Languages fresher Olivia Williams told Cherwell, “There was a gas leak – I’m pretty sure it was a burst pipe because they had to dig up the road to fix it.

“The smell of gas was taken gradually more seriously as the afternoon progressed. First there were tiny signs warning people not to smoke, and then a few hours later a whole fleet of gas vans turned up.

“The Warden spent the night in the new 750th anniversary room.”

Porter Tony Richardson explained that, “the gas vans turned up, they went up and down the street with their sniffers and determined there was a leak”.

The SGN gas network later confirmed that the gas leak had been fixed, but that Merton Street would be closed until Sunday whilst repairs were undertaken.

It is understood that a new gas main is scheduled to be laid in next summer. Merton College added,” The management of the situation by the engineers in attendance, and their communication with us, was excellent throughout.”

A Mertonian fresher told Cherwell, “It was potentially a bit of a pain, but at least I’ve got an excuse to turn next week’s essay in late now”.

Review: Pitcairn

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★★★☆☆
Three stars

The premise of Richard Bean’s latest play is promising; an imagining of what really went on when a raggle taggle group of sailors mutinied on the Bounty and set sail for the tiny island of Pitcairn, along with a cohort of Tahitian women and a few Tahitian men.

The audience take their seats before an interpretation of a rocky outcrop and cliff-face, with projected waves and sounds to match. It’s a good set, and the idea that Pitcairn is a godforsaken rock in the middle of nowhere, despite its appearance as a prelapsarian paradise, is a good one. However, the idea doesn’t really follow through, and at times this harsh rock seems rather out of place with what we’re told is such fertile and pleasant land.

Arriving on Pitcairn, the idealistic, revolutionary master of the mutiny, Fletcher Christian sees the opportunity to start afresh in this “garden of Eden”, scrapping tradition and class division and living in harmony with Reason and Nature. Inevitably, through the course of the play the mutineers descend into infighting and civil war, and the play ends, as we know it will from the beginning, with all the men dead bar one. It’s difficult not to think of it as a sort of Lord of the Flies with grown ups.

That said, the performance is energetic and slick. The audience participation is done well and avoids the awkwardness which it could so easily fall into, even if the narrator of the story is at times a little irritating in his mournful delivery. The character of Tahitian Menalee is genuinely funny and executed very well. The story is a good one, and despite perhaps seeming a little dull and predictable in the first half, the action picks up after the interval and introduces a clever twist at the end.

The real criticism, though, is that the play ultimately failed to be exciting. It veers between comedic and philosophical, without ever managing to really combine the two. One moment it’s bawdy jokes from a rough talking seaman, and the next it’s a comment on the violent nature of humanity from a refined enlightenment man. The characters are rather more pastiches than fully fledged human beings; said bawdy seaman and enlightenment man being the two best examples.

Pitcairn is a play which is upheld by a good idea and a strong performance, but which lacks the originality to make it truly engaging. Essentially a Lord of the Flies set up with women, sex and a few good jokes, it’s entertaining, but nothing more.

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Milestones: Barbie

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Avery good indication of how we view female beauty is the way we portray it to children. For over fifty years, the consumer market for toys has been dominated by the Barbie doll, so recognisable it doesn’t need description. Barbie has become such a cultural icon that she is the inspiration for a Barbie-themed restaurant in Taiwan, the subject of an Andy Warhol painting and a character in Toy Storys 2 and 3. The fashion show celebrating Barbie’s 50th birthday included designs by haute-couturiers from Diane von Fürstenberg to Vera Wang, Calvin Klein and Christian Louboutin.

So what’s Barbie’s story? Barbie was first invented in 1959 by an American businesswoman, Ruth Handler, after she saw her daughter playing with her dolls and noticed that she was giving her infant-bodied dolls adult roÌ‚les. Realising that there was a gap in the market for dolls with adult physiques, she created the prototype for Barbie, named after her daughter, Barbara. Apart from her actual biography, Barbie also has a fictional one.

Barbie (full name Barbara Millicent Roberts) is the daughter of George and Margaret Roberts, born in the town of Willows, Wisconsin. She is in an on-off relationship with Ken Carson: in 2004 they decided to split, but rekindled their romance two years later after Ken had a makeover. Barbie has had over 40 pets, including a lion cub and a panda, and owns a large number of vehicles, such as convertibles, trailers and jeeps. She’s also had an endless list of different careers. Her comprehensive fictional life story means that each of us can relate to her in one way or another. 

Within a year of her invention, over 350,000 Barbies had been sold. Ever since then, millions of little girls (myself included) have played with Barbie dolls and, whether we like it or not, been subconsciously influenced by her body type. It is stating the obvious to say that Barbie’s figure is a ridiculously disproportioned representation of an actual female body. But here are some facts. Barbie is six feet tall with a 39-inch bust, 18-inch waist and 33-inch hips. If she were a real woman, her proportions would mean that she would have to walk on all fours and would not be able to lift her head. Her tiny body mass would also mean that she would have severe anorexi and not be able to menstruate.

In 1965, the highly controversial Slumber Party Barbie was created. The doll, clad in a pair of wavey pyjamas, came with a number of accessories including a set of weighing scales permanently on 110lbs and a book titled How to Lose Weight with one single instruction: ‘Don’t eat’. This weight would be 35lbs underweight for a woman of her height. The manual advocated total starvation as a way of achieving Barbie’s level of supposed beauty. Sure, the vast proportion of women do not try to base their looks on those of their childhood dolls. But some do.

“Barbie Syndrome” is a term that has been used to depict the desire to have a physical appearance and lifestyle representative of the Barbie doll. The Ukrainian model, Valeria Lukyanova, has forged a career from emulating Barbie’s looks. She claims that apart from a boob job, her looks are entirely natural. I am not one to pass judgment.  

Human beauty: Maybe it’s all about the numbers

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What makes something beautiful? There’s probably no answer to that question. Philosophers have wrestled with the task, as have evolutionary biologists, and all can only make vague suggestions at best. And yet, we know that some things are beautiful, and some are not, and people generally seem to agree.

The obvious response is perhaps that there is nothing essential that makes something beautiful; it’s all entirely subjective and different to every culture, and there is clearly a certain truth in this. On a basic level, different cultures throughout the ages have had very different ways of beautifying themselves, and different ideas of what is beautiful.

It’s inevitable, when considering what makes something beautiful, to turn to the modern idea of feminine beauty, beamed at us from every media outlet and advertising campaign, with the message that women should be thin and tanned. From a growing gym culture to Itsu’s repulsive “eat beautiful” slogan, the idea is ubiquitous in the modern world. But go back several hundred years and quite the opposite is the case. Go back several millennia and one finds in the Bible the line, “You had choice flour and honey and oil for food, you grew exceedingly beautiful.” No one ideal is more or less sexist, and interestingly, it seems that the most unattainable is always the most beautiful.

And of course, in human beauty there is another factor, one which the evolutionary biologist propounds — our ideals of beauty are built around what shows people to have money. If you’re tanned today it shows you’ve been on holiday (let’s ignore fake stuff), whereas several centuries ago it showed you had to work in the fields. Just like in the animal kingdom, we are attracted to those who can provide for us and our offspring. Just think of ‘lotus feet’, the binding of feet from a young age to make physical work impossible, showing a superior social status. To the modern eye, the results are horrific, but they must have become seen as a facet of beauty. In fact, it’s almost scary how our ideals of beauty appear to be simply fads, each giving way to the next as societies subtly change.

But this isn’t necessarily true, and modern research has thrown up some surprising findings — that maybe human beauty has a basic, objective level. Everyone’s heard of the golden ratio, the proportion that the human eye finds beautiful (it’s about 1:1.618, if you want to know). I daresay you’ve seen the spiral constructed from a series of ever growing ‘golden rectangles’. The ancients were well aware of this ratio as the proportions of beauty — it’s found in both the Parthenon and the Great Pyramid, and architects and artists have made use of it ever since.

It becomes fascinating, though, when we apply it to the human face. A ‘beautiful’ face can be divided up in hundreds of different ways, and a surprising number of these will show the golden ratio. For instance; you know how bottom lips are always fuller than top lips? Well, chances are the widths are in the proportions of the golden ratio. Faces can be divided up horizontally and vertically, both showing the golden ratio in action. All kinds of things, from the flare of the nose, to the centre of the lips, to the chin, often show a golden ratio.

It’s a slightly odd thought that our perceptions of beauty might simply be down to what is essentially a mathematical principle; that our brains are so unknowingly attuned to invisible numbers. But actually, this happens in another sphere of beauty, that of music.

What makes a chord, or any musical interval, for that matter, sound good? I’m fairly loathe to use the word again, but it’s got to be done: the ratio between the frequencies of the notes. We can leave the golden ratio behind; here what we’re after is any ‘perfect’ ratio, one that can be expressed in terms of whole numbers. The ancients knew this too, and Pythagoras is said to have been the first to discover it and understand music theory.

The legend goes that as he walked past a blacksmith’s he heard certain hammers ringing out together and producing a pleasing noise. Investigating further, he found the weights of these hammers to be in perfect ratios. That’s essentially bullshit (the note that hammers ring out isn’t directly proportional to their weight, for one thing). Instead, Pythagoras probably did use a ‘monochord’, an instrument with one string and a bridge in the middle. By moving that bridge, Pythagoras was able to divide the string visually into lengths of different ratios.

The result is that ratios of whole numbers make good sounds. Where the frequencies are in the ratio 1:2 we get an octave, 3:2 produces the interval of a perfect fifth (you can go on and list pretty much all vaguely nice-sounding musical intervals). But the point is this: our ears indisputably respond to mathematical perfection, so maybe we shouldn’t think it so odd that our eyes might too.

Review: The Zone of Interest

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Martin Amis’ novels are the lairs of monsters monsters such as John Self, the jet-setting boozer, chan smoker and porn addict who narrates Money, and Quentin Villiers, the suave socialite/axe murderer who struts through the pages of Dead Babies.

His books are also themselves monstrous. They excite curiosity because they bizarrely combine and skew the characteristics of many genres. The Zone of Interest, his latest novel and his second set in Auschwitz, is a strange melding of romance, elegy, and farce. It follows the lives of three men: Paul Doll, the petty and brutish commandant of the camp, Szmul, a Sonderkommando — a Jew forced to dispose with the corpses of other Jews — and Angelus, a fictional nephew of Martin Bormann, who tries to seduce the commandant’s wife and sabotage the war effort.

Here, it is plain that this veteran of English letters can still shape a sentence more elegantly than almost any other contemporary writer. Early in his career, Amis’ prose was rarely verbose but almost always viscous. Yet in Angelus’ chapters his sentences carry less unnecessary freight than ever before. Take, for instance, the deftness with which he describes Hannah’s movement from the surrounding meadows “past the ornamental windmill, the maypole, the threewheeled gallows”, into Aushwitz. The encroaching menace of the chimney stacks is gestured to so flippantly that one might skim past it. But this flippancy is discerning — it wouldn’t make any sense to stress how horrible the camp is, becausetoAmis’ characters the horrible has become commonplace, even banal.

The book’s comical passages arebitterly satirical, though their narrator, Paul Doll, would not know it. Doll is a megalomaniac, a laughable stooge so utterly convinced that he cuts an imposing figure that he fails to notice how ridiculous everyone finds him. Amis exploits his complete lack of self-awareness to convey how far divorced from reality the Nazi mentality was. For instance, when he shouts at his servant for only bringing him a ham sandwich instead of something hotter, he scorns her for forgetting how stressed he is — for forgetting that “I’ve got a lot on my plate”.

Some of the book’s most morally serious moments are its funniest, but the laughter gutters out in the chapters narrated by Szmul, the camp inmate forced into helping the Nazis destroy his own race. His chapters are the shortest. They are also, naturally, the most affecting. Szmul is counterpointed against Doll not only by his victimhood, but also by his understanding that we prove ourselves moral or immoral by how honestly we speak and write. “I know I am disgusting. But will I write disgustingly?” That is to say, will he be able to describe his disgusting situation honestly? This question haunts Szmul, but also makes him the book’s sanest voice. As the Nazis spiral into fantastical flights of denial about their chances in the war, he remains calm, empirical, sure that he will die but also sure that the Nazis are too intoxicated by their own power fantasies to outlive him long.

The Zone of Interest succeeds because in it Amis is seriously funny — that is to say, funny for serious purposes. His comedy is aggressive, ridiculing the appalling gap between the way the Nazis see themselves, and the way they really are. In so doing, he damns them much more effectively than any pofaced writer could ever hope to do.

Review: Ai Weiwei’s latest innovative exhibition

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“Were those Churchill’s?” I don’t think the tourist who asked that question (she was looking at the pair of handcuffs on the bed of the room where Winston Churchill was born) realised that, among the showcased Churchill memorabilia and period furnishings, there was an interloper exhibition: Ai Weiwei’s takeover of Blenheim Palace. Often blending in amongst its surroundings, at times the exhibition itself is almost imperceptible — but, for anyone appreciative of rule-breaking modern art, utterly unmissable.

Let’s start with the basics. Weiwei takes full advantage of the existing materials of the Palace’s decoration, and these are the buildingblocks of the exhibition: marble of neo-Classical beauty, looking back to a civilisation that defined the West; and porcelain which capitalises on the Chinoiserie trend from the Seventeenth Century onwards, subjugating an Oriental style to European ideas of the East. This is not to forget gold: the fierce and wise golden heads of the twelve animals of the Zodiac overlook a dining table laid with a gold-plated service set, and in turn are overlooked by elaborate frescoes that glint with gilding. Multiple layers of fusion make use of both the tangible and the conceptual: the art is informed by Blenheim Palace itself, its history and its pre-existing associations, and not least its exterior of visual harmony, which masks the dark underside of empire, inherited privilege and conflict.

Although always challenging, the exhibition does not have to be enjoyed only on the level of political subversion. There is simple and very joyous beauty created when the unexpectedly natural is brought into a highly artificial environment. Among the Grecian-style marble urns and busts were marmoreal representations of grass blades, also on pedestals. Nods to previous exhibitions are appropriate for a cultural giant such as Weiwei: this time his sunflower seeds are domesticated, stuck together to make stools.

The themes of the exhibition are wide-ranging and should not be pinned down, but commoditisation in post-revolutionary China is one — think the Coca-Cola logo printed onto a Hang Dynasty vase and the replacement of grand red carpets by wool textiles based on a strip of dirt road in the countryside — of many expressions of the clashes between disparate cultures and eras.

A general rule seems to apply that fun and disdain is being poked “not at the buildings themselves, but at the power behind them”, as I overheard one visitor insisting as she gazed at the notorious self-taken photos of Weiwei giving his middle finger to prestigious locations throughout the world. Blenheim could easily have been one of these. It might even border on being staid, grand, and sombre, due to the amount of traditional respect accorded it, were it not for those whose predominant memory of the place is racing around the hedge maze when they were small, who can probably recognise the good that breathing new life into its atmosphere does, rather than taking offense at Weiwei’s attitude of nothing here being sacred.

Hosting this exhibition with great openmindedness is the Duke of Marlborough, founder of the Blenheim Art Foundation, which facilitated Weiwei’s transformationof the space. With his passport confiscated, the exhibition had to be realised from a great distance, through models, plans and drawings of the Palace and grounds. Weiwei’s dissident status and past imprisonment in China throw the handcuffs into a new light: they’re not just designed to provoke, but also bring fear and suppression into the space. Worryingly, I never actually found the marble surveillance camera detailed in the exhibition leaflet…

Still, watching visitors interact with the exhibition was part of its joy for me. This was encapsulated by one of the last pieces, which there was clearly something enticing about. This was 25 bubbles of blue porcelain situated in the pristine green lawn, judging by the number of people who leaned down to capture their own distorted reflections on camera, and of kids who leap-frogged over them, riotously disregarding completely the ‘Please Keep Off’ signs.

Creaming Spires: 5th week MT

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Sometimes it takes a while to hit you. Week by week you wake up late for the tute, your hair a hungover haze that you don’t even bother to brush. When you listen to your tutor destroy your essay, you’re too busy trying not to puke to even notice your partner. But then one day he wears a tight shirt and suddenly you wish you hadn’t lost your lipstick on the Park End cheese floor the night before… Then sometimes it’s instantaneous. You run into the first tute of term praying that Dr Whatshisface will hate you less than Dr Whatabitch, and you freeze in the doorway, shocked by the definition of sex that stands in front of you and will be your co-sufferer for the next eight weeks. Yeah, it happens to all of us. We fancy the holy Jesus out of our tute partners.

When it happened to me I was not at all prepared. I didn’t much like the person I was taking the paper with, so expectations were not high. The last thing I anticipated was turning up in first week to see a stranger, a god of muscle and tweed leaning against the wall, attentively eyeing me up as I walked up to him. Does he look like that at every woman? Somehow I doubted if the mane on my head was particularly appealing. But before I could introduce myself throatily (thank god I smoked too much last night) and bewitch him, our third, forgotten tute partner stormed in with loud hellos; bye bye moment. From then on life was a sweet kinda hell. All attempts at conversation between us were accompanied by a third wheel. Coffee after the tute? Never alone. I couldn’t give him my number, because the third one would want it too. Worst of all, he would never suggest ditching our unfortunate partner. I thought it meant that he didn’t have the same desires as me, so I lost all sanity. I’ll show him. 
 
I no longer cared if cleavage that deep was appropriate for academic setting. I would have worn nipple tassels if it caught the attention of the deity opposite me. Suddenly I started caring about essays and the reading more than ever before; the bastard will sure as hell realise that I have a sexy, sexy brain. I became deranged and the confused looks our tutor threw at me meant nothing. Sure, the deity was perfectly lovely to me. But not lovely enough to screw me on a library desk as we examined next week’s reading list. I was losing hope. And then a text came: “Swap books? Over a drink?” Somehow he did get my number after all.

Novice pentathletes dominate Tabs in Iffley face-off

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The competitive season for the Oxford University Modern Pentathlon Associa- tion started with a bang on November 8th when Oxford hosted their Light Blue rivals at Iffley Road. The Novice Varsity competition is a supposedly “low pressure” competition in which new pentathletes get the chance to compete against Cambridge without taking part in show jumping, one of the five sports which makes up modern pentathlon. But if that sounds easy, remember that they still have to fit in a 3km run and 200m swim on top of the fencing and shooting phases all in one day — this, then, was was hardly a lazy Saturday for Oxford’s pentathletes.

The day started with fencing, in which Oxford put in a strong performance, taking the lead in both the men’s and women’s events thanks to Matt Courtis and Dani Chattendon. Although there was a strong response from Cambridge in the shooting phase, a dominant display from Oxford in the run put them back in control, with Oxford taking 1st-4th places in the men’s event and only one Cambridge athlete preventing the women from doing the same. Alex Rob- ertson and Rosa Chrystie-Lowe were victorious individually in this phase, both coming home well ahead of their competitors. It was a similar story in the pool, with the top placings again being secured by Dark Blue athletes, with Matt Courtis posting a particularly impressive time of two minutes and four seconds.

The leaderboard at the end of the day definitely reflected what had been a day of Dark Blue dominance, with Matt Courtis taking home the men’s individual title, his closest opposition coming from teammates Dom McLoughlin and Alex Robertson. In the women’s event Oxford were also victorious, with Rosa Chrystie-Lowe’s strong all round performance putting her well ahead of the other athletes. Considered in the light of last year’s narrow defeat in both the men’s and women’s events, the victory seems all the sweeter.

Although there is a long way to go until the varsity meeting in April 2015, such strong performances across four of the five disciplines suggest that Oxford’s novice pentathletes could be strong contenders for selection when Oxford next encounter their Cambridge counterparts. Until then, our novice pentathletes will be working hard to stake their claims to take part. 

Rampant Lancers secure first ever victory

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Note to poachers: if you’re after rhinos, the Anglia Ruskin variety tend to go down without much of a fight. Last Saturday, Oxford’s very own American football team, the Lancers, took down the Rhinos in a 62-0 demolition — a victory that will go down in Oxford sporting history as the team’s first ever win.

Due to a league restructuring, this was the first time the Lancers had ever faced the Rhinos — the men from Anglia Ruskin will be hoping it was also the last. The Lancers won the toss, giving them a rare if tenuous taste of victory, but decided to defer, putting their ‘defense’ on the field to start the game (American football, American spellings, champ). The Rhinos’ charge, however, was a limp one; the ball was quickly turned over on downs, allowing the Lancers’ offense to get to work.

Marshalled by veteran quarterback Will Szymanski, the offense began to run riot. Szyman- ski passed for three touchdowns, two of those to powerful running back Scott Tan; the quarterback even got in on the action himself with a dramatic running touchdown. Any attempts at a reply from the Rhinos were quashed ruth- lessly. The defense shut down the Rhinos’ assaults time and time again, conceding very little yardage and forcing multiple turnovers, including an impressive interception — or “pick six” — from Adam Wong. With two more rushing touchdowns before half-time, the Lancers were well in control at the break, cruising along with a comfortable 38-0 lead. This was uncharted territory indeed.

The second half only offered further misery for the Rhinos and further jubilation for the Lancers — with an almost unassailable points cushion, Oxford’s American footballers dared to believe that they might just be about to break the habit of a lifetime and secure a win. The performance of the special team units deserves special mention here, with impressive execution throughout the match; worthy of particular note was the successful kick return performed by rookie Andrew Hartland. By the time receiver Jonny ‘Priest’ Brooks put in the final points late in the game, the time for prayer had long gone for the Rhinos.

What next, then, for the boys in bulky sports gear? Sunday 16th November sees the Lancers take on the Kent Falcons, who will no doubt offer a sterner test than the Rhinos; having tasted victory for the first time, however, the Lancers will be looking to claim their next aggressive-fast-scary-animal-themed victim. 

The Lancers are always looking for new recruits – for more info, email [email protected].