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Preview: Game of Thrones Season Five

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This year’s highly anticipated Game of Thrones Season Five launches in the US on 12th April 2015 and the next day for eager UK viewers on Sky Atlantic. The blockbuster television series has been widely followed in the media over the last six months, and now, with less than two weeks to wait before the broadcasting of the first episode, every Game of Thrones fan worldwide is anxious with excitement. Shot in a mere 240 days, Season Five has utilized 151 sets in five countries and – besides their 166 cast members – over 1000 crew members and 5000 extras.

 

Adapted from George R. R Martin’s fourth and fifth novels in his spectacular ‘A Song of Ice and Fire’ Series (Book Four: A Feast for Crows and Book Five: A Dance with Dragons), Season Five is rumoured to be “shocking” and “pushing the boundaries of the way we view television”. With producers David Benioff and Dan Weiss’ decision to stray from some of the novels’ particulars to keep audiences on their toes, fans have been warned that some characters will die who do not die in the books, amongst many other significant changes from the novels.

 

Season Four ended in a flood of dramatically extravagant events including the epic full-length episodes of the battle at the Wall between the Wildlings and the Night’s Watch, and the first encounters of the mythical Children of the Forest. More controversially, the distressing fight between Oberyn Martell and The Mountain concluded in one of the most graphic and traumatic deaths seen so far in the 18+ rated television series, causing shock and outrage worldwide. The Seven Kingdoms have been left in ruin. The manipulative and scheming Littlefinger has fled the capital and enveloped the elegant Sansa Stark in his dark plots, exposing his warped romantic attraction to her, and his previous murderous involvements.

 

The death of the much-hated young King Joffrey at his own infamous Purple Wedding and the almost-total destruction of the Stark family, as well as Tyrion’s harrowing trial and murder of Tywin Lannister, have all left Westeros  significantly weakened. Westeros now lies in the clutches of the hate-filled Cersei Lannister, whose feud with Margaery Tyrell will only intensify in Season Five. The beautiful Daenerys Targaryen – though stronger than ever, and with dragons who seem to grow ever powerful – is encountering trouble whilst managing her newly conquered cities, and it is believed that her narrative will now, much to the delight of her fans, take a central role throughout the following season. Neither Bran Stark nor Hodor however will be making appearances, as their part in the story had already reached the end of Book Five in Season Four.

 

Season Five will be encountering new faces such as the High Sparrow, the Sand Snakes and Slave Trader Yezzan. There will also be the re-visitation of some older familiar faces such as the vulnerable Myrcella Lannister, living as a ward in Dorne amongst the outraged people of the murdered Oberyn (whose death was caused entirely by the Lannister household). Rumour has it that the mysterious face-adapting Jaqen H’ghar will also be making a reappearance of sort. Characters are said to be venturing into strange new lands including Dorne and Braavos. An exciting new set location includes the world-famous Alcazar Palace in Sevilla, Spain, and also the stunning historic town of Dubrovnik, Croatia. Sophie Turner, who plays Sansa Stark, states, “There are some massive moments, perhaps even more shocking than the Red Wedding… There’s a lot of blood, a lot of death.”

 

It has been widely reported that the usual controversy surrounding Game of Thrones will continue, with Season Five containing its expected dosage of strong sex, nudity and violence. Sexual violence, it has been unofficially informed, will also be a theme that the upcoming season shall be exploring. Kit Harington, however, who plays Jon Snow, says that he likes the controversy attached to the show, declaring, “I think it’s what makes our show our show… I don’t think it’s controversial for the sake of it.”

 

Jon Snow, one of the principal characters to the plot of Game of Thrones, is said to hold a very important role in the following season. No one could forget the significant ‘look’ given to him by the Red Woman at the end of Season Four, suggesting a dark interest in him that will not be dropped. In November 2014, David Benioff and Dan Weiss’ visit to the Oxford Union, accompanied by Kit Harrington (Jon Snow) and John Bradley (Samwell Tarly), implied a strong importance on the currently unknown identity of Jon Snow’s mother – not necessarily for Season Four but for the series as a whole. Only time will tell.

 

Game of Thrones is certainly at an exhilarating stage of its development, and its millions of fans worldwide hold their breath in anticipation for its release on the 12th April 2015. Soon social networking sites and the media will explode with suitably related Game of Thrones material and with the forewarned dramatic developments. No doubt Game of Thrones Season Five is going to cause every bit of fuss it deserves.

 

For us, Summer approaches with every day that passes. But in Westeros, for our many beloved characters and equally for those we love to loath, Winter is coming. 

 

The paradox of a boringly exciting election

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“Boring is good” argued David Cameron as he addressed Conservative MPs back in January. This short phrase appears to succinctly sum up the Tories’ approach to election campaigning so far. Ask any Conservative a question and the answer, regardless of the actual context of the question, invariably relates to the notion that Britain requires a strong and stable economy in order to achieve anything at all. Appear mundane and never fail to mention the economy and voters will think you economically literate and politically competent. This is the Tory election strategy and, to be fair, it does seem to be succeeding.

The monotonous nature of the Conservative message has presented Ed Miliband with the opportunity to conduct an exciting, positive campaign; one which promises change and generates a sense of hope. Hope for a better, more prosperous society than the austerity-plagued one the past five years has paid witness to. Yet the Labour election campaign has failed to grasp this opportunity. There is little in the way of a positive message for voters to focus on; the campaign so far has predominantly been restricted to negative attacks on Tory policy and a preoccupation with David Cameron’s elusive stance on the proposed televised leader debates.

The tedious nature of much of this election campaign was captured by the recent Ask the Chancellors programme on Sky News. The format of the programme, with George Osborne and Ed Balls being interviewed separately instead of facing-off in what would have surely been a more exciting head-to-head debate, meant that there was very little, if anything, to stir partisan sentiment.

And yet, through the dull grey mist of boring electoral politics, there is the sense that the forthcoming General Election on May 7th could be the most enthralling for a generation. The polls are almost unanimous in showing that there is virtually nothing between the two largest parties. Meanwhile the rise to prominence of UKIP, the Green party and perhaps most importantly the SNP means that both Labour and the Conservatives are likely to be 30-40 seats short of the 326 seats required for a majority.

Any number of coalitions or informal agreements are possible. Whilst some might argue that this serves to undermine our status as a democratic country, given that the electorate has little power to decide the precise composition of the next government, it certainly makes for an intriguing election. Could David Cameron retain his present incumbency or will Ed Miliband manage to seize the reins of government? What role might Alex Salmond’s – sorry, Nicola Sturgeon’s – Scottish National Party play?

The SNP question is a particularly intriguing one. The surge in support for the party, largely at the expense of a floundering Labour Party in Scotland, has given rise to some of the most exciting aspects of this General Election campaign. The bizarre, farcical and frankly somewhat creepy Tory animation depicting Ed Miliband dancing to Alex Salmond’s tune is perhaps the highlight of the election campaign so far, although it only narrowly beats Danny Alexander’s comically tragic ‘Alternative Budget’, complete with its own yellow Lib Dem budget box: a photo-op for a man likely to be consigned to the political dustbin following May 7th.

Political careers will reach their conclusions; other careers will only just be beginning. Some dreams will be realised; other dreams will be crushed. Hopes will rise and hopes will fall and history will be written as the electorate makes its choice. With so many intriguing questions to be answered, it is evident that this election, both in terms of its outcome and in terms of the campaign itself, deserves to be greeted with interest and excitement rather than with animosity. The uncertainty surrounding the outcome of this General Election is enthralling and the question of who will “call the tune” remains very much unanswered. This election is many things, but it is certainly not boring.

Union invites banned anti-Islam activist

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In one of her first acts as President of the Oxford Union, Olivia Merrett has invited American author and leader of the group ‘Jihadi Watch’ Robert Spencer to take part in next term’s ‘This House Believes Radicalisation is Born at Home’ debate, along with the radical Islamist preacher Anjem Choudary.

Robert Spencer, who also co-founded the group ‘Stop Islamization of America’ (SIOA), is banned from entering the UK, following the Home Office’s 2013 decision that his visit would not be “conducive to the public good”, and that his views would be likely to “foster hatred which might lead to inter-community violence”.

The ban was issued after he was invited to speak at an EDL rally in Woolwich, where drummer Lee Rigby was killed. At around the same time, Anjem Choudary infamously declared himself “proud” of Michael Adebolajo, one of Rigby’s killers, and insisted that Rigby would “burn in hellfire”.

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Choudary has also been pictured with Adebolajo

Another EDL rally is scheduled to take place in Oxford on April 4th, when a counter-protest has also been planned by the Oxford Anti-Fascists group.

Spencer has previously claimed that “there is no distinction in the American Muslim community between peaceful Muslims and jihadists”, and has described Islam as a “threat to the peace and well-being of the Western world”.

In the invitation, seen by Cherwell and reproduced in full below, Merrett told Spencer, “Your knowledge and experience will be of huge interest to many in the University.

Though projects such as SIOA may be appear [sic] somewhat questionable, we would like to hear your reasons behind it.”

Merrett also intimated that Spencer would have control over which media outlets would be allowed to cover the debate, telling him, “The level of media coverage is, of course, entirely at your discretion.”

In a post on the Jihadi Watch website, which was taken down almost instantly, Spencer commended the Oxford Union for extending the invitation, and called for it to appeal to the Home Office to get the ban lifted.

Spencer’s associate, Pamela Geller, was banned at the same time, and yet the Oxford Union also sent an invitation to her in 2014, asking her to speak in favour of the motion ‘This House Believes Islam Is Incompatible with Gender Equality’.

It is unclear whether, on either occasion, the Union was aware of the Home Office ban affecting Spencer and Geller.

Spencer told Cherwell“The letter to me from the UK Home Office specified that I was barred from the country for noting that Islam had a doctrine of warfare against unbelievers. Obviously many, many Muslims worldwide believe that as well, including many imams who are admitted into the UK with no difficulty. Right around the time I was banned, the British Government admitted Saudi Sheikh Mohammed al-Arefe. 

“Al-Arefe has said, ‘Devotion to jihad for the sake of Allah, and the desire to shed blood, to smash skulls, and to sever limbs for the sake of Allah and in defense of His religion, is, undoubtedly, an honor for the believer. Allah said that if a man fights the infidels, the infidels will be unable to prepare to fight.’ So apparently one can get into Britain while believing that Islam has a doctrine of warfare against unbelievers, as long as one is in favor of that doctrine.”

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Nathan Lean

Nathan Lean, a scholar at Georgetown University and the author of The Islamophobia Industry, told Cherwell, “Robert Spencer is a Catholic Deacon and former homeschool administrator who poses as an educated and authoritative voice on Islam. In his books and on his blog, he advances a one-dimensional portrait of Muslims that presents violence as a normative tradition within Islam.

“Spencer is an extremist in every aspect of the word: he’s fanatical about his beliefs that Islam must be singled out for critique and scorn; he’s unwilling to consider alternative positions that undermine his own; he advocates a worldview that’s been praised by a global terrorist (Anders Breivik); his phony organisation, the American Freedom Defense Initiative, marginalises Muslim communities in the United States through various public campaigns; and he has a history of fraternizing with neo-fascists and hardline European racists.

“Spencer should not have been invited to speak at the Oxford Union for precisely the same reason that Anjem Choudary should not have been invited: they are both cut from the same ugly cloth of fanaticism. Choudary believes that his extreme version of Islam is true Islam, and so does Spencer. The normative experiences of Muslims all around the world matter little to either of them. Why is it important to amplify the voices of any extremists through a well-regarded debating society?”

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But Tommy Robinson, founder of the English Defence League (EDL), and sometime associate of Robert Spencer, defended the Oxford Union for the invitations to Spencer and Choudary, and called for the Home Office ban to be lifted, telling Cherwell, “I think it’s about time we heard some people who were honest. Anjem Choudary’s very honest, and so is Robert Spencer.

“Robert Spencer tells the truth; that’s all he does, he tells the truth. He’s never called for violence, never incited any hate, he’s just told the truth about an ideology. And the only reason he was banned was because they were fearful that it could provoke terrorism.

“So what they’re doing is limiting not just his freedoms but they’re limiting what freedoms we have to listen to people in this country, because of what the violent reaction could be from Muslims. It’s absurd, he should never have been banned in the first place.

“Not just the Oxford Union, but everyone who stands up for freedom of speech in this country should be appealing to turn over the ban. The only reason they did give a ban was to appease a fundamental and radical minority of a minority.”

Jan Nedvidek, who authored a letter last term criticising OUSU for supporting a protest against the far-right French politician Marine Le Pen, also defended the Union’s decision, commenting, “Robert Spencer is of course a very unsavoury character, as is Anjem Choudary. Their views are of course very objectionable and dangerous.

“However, as much as we might dislike that, they are views which shape many people’s worldview. I think it is important that Oxford students are exposed to those views: you must know your enemies to fight them. Giving them a ‘platform’ is not about legitimising their views, but about exposing them to critique and rejection.

“The Union has hosted a great number of very controversial speakers: a chap who denied Stalin’s actions in the 50s in the USSR, for example, spoke in one of the debates in my first year. Not great, but it was good to see how everyone immediately realised that guy was a joke and not worth listening to.”

However, Imran Naved, President of Oxford University’s Islamic Society, commented to Cherwell, “We feel that it is not appropriate for hate preachers, whether Robert Spencer or Anjem Choudary, to be given a platform to express their views at Oxford University.

“Similar to the invitation of Marine Le Pen last term, it is typical of the Oxford Union and also disappointing that certain controversial and unrepresentative characters are repeatedly asked to speak. We understand the need to promote free speech and fully support this, however, for such speakers it is sometimes a point of pride speaking at the Oxford Union and they do not deserve such a platform.

“It seems unlikely that anything constructive would come from this, however we hope at least it was the Union’s intention that it did”

Nikhil Venkatesh, OUSU’s BME & Anti-Racism Officer, said the Union was courting controversy for controversy’s sake, remarking, “It is disappointing that the Union continues to invite speakers for the sake of ‘shock value’ and publicity rather than informed and free debate.

“Inviting such speakers as Spencer and Choudhary intimidates many students in our community, mainly those from already marginalised groups. Good debate requires an atmosphere in which every participant feels comfortable – at the moment, sadly, the Union is not that atmosphere.”

The Oxford Union could not be reached for comment, while the Home Office told Cherwell that since the pre-election period had started, it could not provide a comment either.

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The invitation sent to Robert Spencer

Review: Mark Knopfler – Tracker

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★★★☆☆

Three Stars

In 1985 Mark Knopfler must have been a smug man. His band Dire Straits had just produced the nine times platinum selling album Brothers in Arms; an album produced on a Caribbean island with their good friend Gordon Sumner, aka Sting. As if life wasn’t hard enough, their concerts were almost as profitable as the businesses of the stockbroking fraternity that attended them. The ‘Geordie lad’ had very much left the dingy pubs of the East End and never looked back.

This is ironic because in 2015, Knopfler is back in the dingy pub. He’s still making a lot of money no doubt, but his attention has turned from the yuppies and returned to the down to earth grit of his formative years. This has been his line following the disbanding of Dire Straits. The resulting albums have provided a satisfying mix of folky Celtic sounds with laid-back blues-rock. This new style reached its zenith with 2010’s Get Lucky where he dropped the last vestiges of rock stardom to create a poignant and beautiful swan song to the influences of his youth. In short, he’s done the commercial stuff, he’s done the ‘return to your roots stuff’: so what’s next?

On one level his latest offering, Tracker, is a great-follow up. On another, it’s seriously lacking. Tracker is a competent and well-crafted album, and its merits as a stand-alone work cannot be denied. At the same time it’s clear that Tracker has just recycled the ‘return to your roots’ trick, yet again. To appraise Tracker is the same as appraising Knopfler’s solo work, for it is virtually indistinguishable. While this is a credit to the album, it’s a discredit to the development of Knopfler’s career.

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If you’ve never heard Knopfler’s solo work, this is the perfect place to start. All the hallmarks of his oeuvre are here. One of the standout features is the consistently pitch perfect production. From the opening notes, you can almost feel the lumbering acoustic bass of his Gibson resonating as if you were sitting right next to him. The sound is masterfully clear and well balanced yet also infused with a sense of age and grit which for a second makes you believe you really are in that dingy pub surrounded by disillusionment and despair. Then you remember it’s probably been forty years since Knopfler was in that pub or indeed felt any sense of poverty stricken hopelessness. His solo work has often assumed this tone of wistful melancholy as he recounts working class stories told through the imagined stories of hard done individuals. Tracker no less than other albums has its fair share of social realism: “We were young, so young, And always broke” or indeed “If you got no place to go, I got my home from river rats, The only home I know”. But he gets away with it; he sings with such conviction and feeling that the lyrics never feel too disingenuous or conceited. Nevertheless, the songs are so beautifully played that any cynicism is seduced into mellow complicity by Knopfler’s languorous groans, his band and his spectacular array of guitars.

All this is great, but it didn’t warrant Tracker. The above is applicable to any one of his albums. Most of them share the formula of Dickensian storytelling, impeccable production and beautiful musicianship. True, only after Get Lucky did it come together in a style properly distinct from Dire Straits, but arguably most of the elements were there since day one of his solo career. So, in answer to the question ‘what next’, disappointingly the answer is same old, same old.

I say ‘disappointingly’, perhaps this is unfair. There is undeniably a charm about the post-Dire Straits style Knopfler has eased into. I’ve seen him play in a massive arena, and despite the anonymity of the venue he still walks on stage with amicable glee as if he were one of his characters meeting a friend in the dingy pub. It’s as if the gargantuan crowd is sitting with him round a pint as he cracks some jokes with the (excellent) band. He’s in a good place and he knows it: a happy summation to his career combining his earthy roots with the flashy production and guitar work of his youth. Tracker is a happy repetition of this formula. It probably helps that the city boys on early retirement still buy the records and one might suspect that this has allowed Knopfler to slip into aging self-indulgence. However, neither can it be said that this is a lazy album; it is an eminently solid effort. Nonetheless, I still live in hope Knopfler will one day deliver a fresh third period to his career. 

Review: Mommy

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★★★★☆

Four Stars

 

Mommy marks the fifth film in five years to be written and directed by the prolific 25-year old Xavier Dolan. Despite the critical feting his films have received, there’s nevertheless been a pervading sense that his early promise was never quite delivered upon; An expectation that he had bigger and better things coming just around the corner. Winning the Jury Prize last year in Cannes, Dolan’s Mommy has taken some time to arrive on these shores. But now, as the film sweeps into UK cinemas amidst a wave of anticipation, we find the weight of critical expectations validated, and Dolan confirmed as one of the industry’s most promising talents.

 

The film is a quasi-oedipal family drama which follows a trio of complicated characters unable to escape the confines of life in a Quebecois suburb. Dianne and Steve, a mother and son in a destructive, codependent relationship, pull stuttering teacher, Kyla, into their dangerous orbit when she moves in across the street. After being released from public care for disfiguring another boy in a fire, Steven moves back in with his mother, who vows to pull the pair out of the downward spiral they’ve been in since the death of Steven’s father a few years previously.

 

These characters help each other in a mutual struggle for survival and self-actualisation, striving for a vague notion of freedom through self betterment. Yet they form a chain of three weak links. All three are constricted in their own ways – by their minds, by their prospects, by the strength of their hope which can only stand so much. The inescapability of life, of emotion, and of circumstance form the film’s dramatic thrust. It rings achingly true.

 

Like previous efforts Heartbeats and Laurence Anyways, Mommy’s sprawling, unruly pacing occasionally asks a little too much of the audience’s patience, even whilst our frustration is the desired effect. Structurally, Mommy is crude and uneven, but this only draws us closer to our hyperactive, vulgar protagonists. Like its characters, the film is rough around the edges and completely exhausting, but both are also ultimately inspiring and hugely entertaining. Dolan’s masterstroke with Mommy is finding a vehicle which turns his messier dramatic instincts into virtues.

 

Dolan has always been an intensely emotional filmmaker, but with Mommy he surpasses himself, whisking the audience along a passionate, wild, jubilant, heart breaking roller coaster. Returning to themes which served him so well in his debut, Dolan again demonstrates his piercing understanding of the minutia of familial interactions which allow seemingly innocuous conversations between inescapably close relatives to veer wildly between love and hatred.

 

Even amongst the story’s squalor and pain, Dolan remains as one of contemporary cinema’s most romantic stylists. From his signature slow motion, to the not-quite-in bloom colours, his camera captures longing and frustration like no one else. We watch these characters, but we experience their inner lives through Dolan’s feel for texture and vibrancy. His intense visual flare remains in full force, though he’s reigned in his more exuberant impulses to consistently serve the story, a world apart from the draining excess which plagued 2012’s Laurence.

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The film’s greatest stylistic indulgence is it’s almost square aspect ratio. It’s stifling and intense, but bluntly effective in limiting the horizons of these characters. We too find ourselves confined – aware of the inaccessible worlds and opportunities sitting on either side of the square frame. One brilliant scene sees our rebellious young protagonist spin a shopping cart wildly, lost in a brief moment of anarchic mindlessness, spinning in and out of shot, freedom fleetingly found just beyond the border of Dolan’s lens. And then finally, in perhaps the most joyous cinematic moment you’ll see this year, Dolan liberates both us and his characters. We breath together. Our joy is their joy.

 

The performances are uniformly flawless. Antoine-Olivier Pilon’s Steve careens across the screen in a wild, debauched, and complex performance. He’s a performer blessed with the gravitational charisma and unpredictability of Dean or early Brando. Pilon’s broad features display all the pain and confusion behind his rage, rooting the character in an understandable, even loveable realm. You can feel his conflicting instincts banging up against each other until they spill over in a blaze of violence. It’s a visceral, star-making performance.

 

Anne Dorval, shines once again, imbuing her long-suffering mother with a heartbreaking combination of wit and vulnerability. Dorval is an incredibly primal, physical performer, her entire being an outlet for expression. She’s the perfect canvas for Dolan to work out his troubled relationship with mother figures on, finding her. Once striking looks played against the gauche, trashy outfits Dolan has time and again clothed her in. Yet her innate ferocity allows her character’s dignity and resilience to remain beyond doubt. Susanne Clement impresses with her somewhat enigmatic portrayal of Steve’s teacher, convincingly finding the layers of steel beneath her meek surface. The central trio’s chemistry crackles with energy, carrying the story through it’s occasional rockier moments. Pilon’s and Dorval’s relationship in particular is a delight to watch.

 

Mommy is a film of vast human insight, but perhaps with less on its mind than it has in its heart. But for Dolan, it lays to rest the labels such as wunkerkind, or enfant terrible, which have plagued the twenty-five year old French Canadian since his teenage debut. Mommy is the work of an artist in full command of their craft. It’s the birth of a major filmmaker.

 

The review club: filthy, spoiled, rotten

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Criticism? “Darling, you must be joking, you’re not here to ‘criticise’…”

In theatre, the relationship between the reviewer and the reviewed has always been an interesting one. Writing for other culture sections, you know you’re safe. After all, when was the last time anybody made a snide comment about the latest Hollywood blockbuster, only to have to explain themselves to Tom Cruise at the Bridge smoking area? If that ever happened, you’d probably count yourself lucky…

But you probably wouldn’t count yourself so lucky if, having slated an aspiring masterpiece at the BT, you were to run into that same cast to whom you smiled so sweetly as you were handed the complementary ticket last Friday. It is this that distinguishes the relationship between the press and the stage at Oxford: sooner or later everybody knows everybody else. So how do the bitchy critics and the self-indulgent thesps coexist?

I’ve worked on the two sides of the divide and it seems to me this coexistence can lead to one of two extremes. In the first extreme there is no tension because the reviewer is complicit with the cast regardless of his/her real opinion. So, it’s all wonderful and inspired darling. In the other extreme this tension is a state of war: thesps are seen as the sort of people who look in the mirror and imagine Tom Hiddleston or Emma Watson looking back, whilst reviewers are seen as sad, lonely, English students, too talentless and too spineless to get on the stage. You need only see the fury vented in the private Facebook group of a production after a bitchy review to see what I mean. 

So why the two relationship extremes? To put it bluntly, the images the thesp and the critic have of each other are themselves extreme: from the view of the exhaustingly self-obsessed thesp to the either totally ignorant or totally self-important critic. In reality of course, not all thesps wear shirts that look like adverts for a garden center and not all reviewers spend their time decoding Ulysses in search of a friend. But the potential clash of these caricatures creates the tension that polarizes their relationship into one of either perfect harmony or mutual resentment. It’s as if both groups share the motto ‘either you love me or you don’t and given we see each other all the time, it had better be the former’. But perhaps both groups have some grounds for their view of the other. 

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Consider the scene that greets the reviewer moments after arriving at a preview. The marketing manager is having severe palpitations whilst the director is trying to give a philosophical justification for why the third dancer from the right was half a quaver out of time. The leading man/lady despairs over not bringing along Camus in this time of existential doubt; “am I good enough…”. All the while, the reviewer probably misses most of this and looks on impassively waiting for something intentionally theatrical to happen. A gesture suggesting anything less than total understanding by the reviewer is then felt to be a malicious affront. The truth is, the reviewer doesn’t have a clue one way or another about the cast’s hypersensitive deliberations. Maybe, there is some truth in the thesp stereotype…

Then again, maybe there is also some truth in that of the critic. Next time you settle into your seat at the theatre, look out for the one in the blazer seated in the front row. Observe the profound self-satisfaction as he/she eases themselves into their chair and languorously produces the Moleskine notebook. Fountain pen at the ready, the slightest stab of a smile betrays the poker face as the dagger hovers over the matted paper. The arguments of insidious intent course through their veins and a writhe of pleasure unsettles the cool before the knife plunges. That putdown, transcribed from the depths of his/her self-satisfaction and into the hands of the Oxford readership will have bled the hearts of many an aspiring star.

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In reality perhaps the drama world isn’t a Mexican standoff between the egos either side of the curtain. And what few shots are fired, resound only within the stage world. Understandably most people just don’t care. Which is why the stage section exists mostly as a sort of agony aunt column for actors “yes darling you really were a dream in Macbeth” (and with the miracle that is CTRL f, the actors don’t even have to read the whole review anymore). Yet a tension does exist and its existence and how we deal with it says a lot about Oxford’s aspiring (and potentially wild) West End.

The result, is a sort of implicit pact: the critics get to use all the big words from their critical theory textbook to write essays that have nothing to do with the plays they watch. In return the thesps get to stage whatever they like, however they like, while taking lots of black and white pictures of themselves doing it. It’s a pact that keeps both sets of egos happy but never brings them into conflict. Thesps can be ridiculous and critics snide, but by contriving mutually assured admiration they avoid mutually assured destruction. Is this peace worth the price? Perhaps a better solution is that we all stop taking ourselves so seriously. However, having suggested this to Tom Cruise at Bridge, his reaction suggests this might be mission impossible.

 

Oxford Bursar says cost of a degree is “just not worth it"

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The cost of a degree from some British universities is just not worth it, according to a top Oxford Bursar David Palfreyman.

The Bursar of New College made the remarks as part of a seminar jointly organized by the Higher Education Policy Institute (HEPI) and the Higher Education Academy (HEA).

Mr. Palfreyman researches and lectures on higher education policy, management and governance. He is also the director of the Oxford Centre for Higher Education Policy Studies (OxCHEPS).

He told Cherwell, “At £27k plus living-costs plus lost/foregone earnings, some kinds of degree from some universities [are] just not worth it in simple financial terms. We all await the detailed analysis of degrees and earnings marrying HESA and Inland Revenue data. [It is] not worth it for such graduates, who then struggling to repay the debt over 30 years as Generation Rent and as Generation No-Pension, and still leaving the taxpayer having to write-off the cumulative bad-debt by 2040 or so.

“Hence I called for traditional universities to re-engineer themselves…to deliver skills & competencies, vocational degrees at £6k as do the new for-profit commercial universities, while – of course – STEM courses will need public subsidy (as now).

“[There is a] need for a more responsive and innovative HE industry – for example, part-time degrees; faster delivery if wanted by the student not needing long summer breaks.”

He did, however, state that, “Oxford students, of course, have nowt to moan” with regards to the teaching package “as subsidised by college endowment income”.

Under the current system, it has been calculated that 45p out of every £1 the government loans to cover the costs of tuition fees will never be repaid by students.

The House of Commons’ cross-party Business, Innovation and Skills committee expressed its concern in a report last July “that Government is rapidly approaching a tipping point for the financial viability of the student loans system.”

This followed the publication of research by the consultancy London Economics, who calculated that if the non-repayment threshold hit 48.6p per pound,  “the economic cost of the 2012-13 higher education reforms will exceed the 2010-11 system that it replaced”.

A Spokesperson for the Department for Business, Innovation & Skills said, “The reform of tuition fees and student support has protected our world class higher education system and last year a record half a million students entered higher education, including a record number from disadvantaged backgrounds.

“Graduates earn well over an extra £100,000 across their lifetime and the OECD described our student loan system as a “good investment for the taxpayer”, due to the higher tax paid by graduates. In fact the OECD praised the UK as “one of the few countries to have figured out a sustainable approach to higher education finance.”

A first-year History student commented, “I feel like our degree is the most expensive library subscription. We get max 4 contact hours a week; compare that to scientists!”

However fellow History fresher argued, “I think you have to weigh the £27,000 against the amount extra you would be earning as a result of a university education. Hopefully, over your lifetime, it will be financially worth it; if not, probably don’t bother.”

When asked about free higher education, in the light of OUSU’s decision to endorse free education as part of its official policy during Michaelmas 2014, he commented, “No nation – well, perhaps Norway with oil money – can afford to provide free mass higher education. If it purports to, it will be a public squalor service. Hence OUSU is naive, but [the] exact balance of taxpayer and student funding is a highly political decision.

“All the more so in the context of Austerity and an ageing population, as well as protection of spend on schools plus NHS. But [the] job of OUSU/NUS is to dream!”

6 songs to show you and your old mates still like each other

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You and your mates don’t see each other as much. You’ve changed. They’ve changed. Your collective memory of the single, unending Saturday night of your teenage years is something you cherish, but you can’t quite recapture the magic. Deep down you intuit that things will never be the same, that you’ll never again feel the sense of true belonging you felt as a seventeen year old, chinning Glens on a freezing street corner, talking about the time you almost got with Sharon from French.

But that intuition, which will prove ultimately to be correct, is something we’re all ignoring. So here are six songs to prove empirically that absolutely nothing has changed between you, Eric and Jenna, and you’re all still brilliant mates.

Which you definitely are. Brilliant, brilliant mates.

1. Call Me Maybe – Carly Rae Jepsen

 

This blast of childish joy was all that anyone listened to a couple of years ago. Of course, that was when Steve still called me to hang out. Steve, if you’re out there, call me? Please? 

2. Flourescent Adolescent – Arctic Monkeys

“Do you remember how we all used to wear those hilarious coloured jeans? And yellow hoodies from H & M?” Yes Dave, I do remember. Yet I cannot reclaim the moment. Just like the easy rapport we once had, it has been lost to the black wastes of time.

Sorry, what was that you were saying about political correctness having gone something or other? 

3. When You Were Young – The Killers

 

An absolute classic from the golden time when your mates were still actually your mates. Less well known is the follow-up to this, titled ‘Now You’re a Bit Older and I Pretend to Myself That I Like You So As To Preserve The Memory I Have Of My Teenage Years’.

 4. Too Late (To Apologise) – Timbaland (feat. One Republic)

 

It’s not too late to apologise for the time you called out one of your mates for saying something stupid, and they all agreed that ‘you’d changed’. But you are too proud to apologise. And what your mate said was really stupid. But there’s a big crew reunion coming up. What should you do? Well, play it cool and do some funny dancing. Why let on that you’re trying to convince yourself that you still know who you are? It will really bum everyone out.

5. That’s Not My Name – The Ting Tings

 

‘I remember back at home they called me Pintmaster Flash’. But you’re not Pintmaster Flash any more, are you? No, now you’re Tim from Hilda’s. Even your old friends don’t call you Pintmaster Flash now, and anyway you only see each other for an awkward drink once every two months. Say it to yourself, go on – ‘Pintmaster Flash’. Understand the extent of your deracination as the words turn to Pintmaster Ash in your mouth.

6. Teenage Dirtbag – Wheatus

 

When was the last time you saw Miranda? Or Alex? Dave’s having a kid, though it seems like only yesterday he was walking around telling girls to smell his finger. When you all meet up at the pub, this comes on, and the smiles that go round diffuse the tension between you all. But later on, in your sleep, you scream the chorus into the uncaring night. Soon you will wake in the grey dawn, too fearful to articulate what you already know, that you’ll never fit in anywhere again.

Happy listening!

In defence of ageing

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My grandparents are leaving the house. I watch them depart through the back door, sigh, and lean against the kitchen surface. The heating has been too high all day (even in a shirt, woolly jumper and jacket, my Grandpa remains cold). As I sigh, an intake of breath echoes mine just outside the door. It’s my brother’s girlfriend. I hear the words “there’s blood” and then suddenly all is consumed in a flurry. Eight pairs of hands blur. Instructions merge and deflect in this sudden vortex of hot flannels, cotton buds, torches, ice, and a white face.

Frozen, no emotion passes through my Grandmother’s swollen face for 25 minutes. Her lips are parted unnaturally, blood falling from her nose and mouth in silent steadiness. My Grandpa punctuates the chaos, “Well it’s confirmed. We’re old and decrepit. When we’re gone you’ll say the silly fools we are.”

I stretch my arms gently around his neck and verbally dismiss his fears, but the certainty is set. Set in the shake of his head and the stone of my Grandma’s face.  

Later, someone remarks that we forget what it is to be old. I certainly remain distracted by the condemnation my own generation faces. We are distorted. We dress incorrectly. We think we are immortal. We destroy our bodies. “Oh how reckless the youth are,” the TV screams. We’re told we have been anaesthetised. Our hearts chucked out, programmed to condemn poetry and seek debauchery.

But the stereotype of ‘the old’ is also opposed with its own intensity. Pre-emptive empathy stalks them. When my Grandpa stops in the street because he is out of breath, he huffs what breath he has at those who pause and check that he is alright. “I have every right to stop, I am absolutely fine,” he rants in his mind, as he self-righteously puffs out his (remaining) energy into asserting his healthy-absolutely-fine-and-not-needing-to-be-patronised chest.

This forced indignation arises too, most memorably, when an elderly couple check in at my job. The gentleman takes the appropriate form and I watch his hands shakily but stubbornly write his name. Each letter zig zags as it follows its curvature, as if a child were practising ‘fun’ handwriting. He gets to the trigger-point on the form at which I am meant to ask him for his card details.

Everything suddenly becomes very tense. He raises his voice in frustration, refusing to do such a thing. Myself, conscious of a boss who isn’t particularly fond of me, and who would certainly not be pleased if I failed to get the details, turn to persuasion. His voice rises, spittle collecting as his face begins to turn red. It transpires that an American company had asked for his details and subsequently stolen hundreds of pounds from him. “That sounds awful,” I sympathetically reply, “but we are merely a country pub. Honestly, we are not going to steal your money. It’s purely a …” I am interrupted. “Well. That’s what you claim! How do I know who you are or what you’ll do!”

Customers turn their heads, the chef peeks round the through-door. My lips quiver. Finally I manage to interrupt. I tell him that I will leave it for the moment. I quickly escort him to his room, help his wife up the stairs, and scarper. As I return, the chef beckons to me. I enter the kitchen and as he asks me whether I am alright, my tear ducts surprise me. I have had many obnoxious customers, many angry customers, many customers who believe that a fat wallet discounts the need for manners. But through all the experiences that hospitality happily provides, never have I cried. The combination of being both young and behind a counter provoked in him a real fear and suspicion of the world.

When did checking into an inn become such a torment? When does a fall become so serious?

When we are in a rush somewhere my friend will sometimes cry for us to slow down, unable to speed up her nervous feet. We laugh at this, and so does she. How foolish to be scared of the pavement and your own feet! But at an unknowable point our feet will pitter patter with that once mocked caution. We too will grey. 

It does not help that to articulate we must use ‘we’ and ‘they’. But we continue, as a generalisation, to treat the oldest generations as if they have somehow regressed back to infancy.

To borrow the words of the memorable Morrie Schwartz, “If you stayed at twenty-two, you’d always be as ignorant as you were at twenty-two. Ageing is not just decay, you know. It’s growth.”

Our aesthetics increasingly emphasise our age, and there is no denying that for some ageing involves mental deterioration. But there is a cliché that must be spoken more. Ageing isn’t just decaying, it brings wisdom too. 

Finland: putting the final touches on a radical curriculum

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Finland’s education system has been long held up as the textbook example for the rest of Europe. Its consistently high levels of attainment in maths, reading and science in the annual PISA rankings, following ‘radical’ educational policies, have made the country a Mecca for education experts and politicians alike. From free universal day-care for children up to five, fully subsidised meals for full-time students, no selection, very few private schools and no tuition fees, the commitment to equity alongside academic excellence has left onlookers marvelling at the system.

But in a controversial move, the Nordic nation is about to undertake its most radical overhaul yet: teaching by ‘phenomenon’ or topic rather than subject. Lessons in traditional subjects such as English Literature or Chemistry are already being phased out for late teens in Helsinki secondary schools. Instead, these students are being engaged in a new method of ‘phenomenon teaching’ of cross-subject topics. The idea is that core subjects such as geography, history and economics are taught through the prism of a relevant topic or phenomenon, such as the ‘European Union’, with the aim of providing more directly applicable skills and knowledge.

Despite reservations among some teachers, the early data indicates an improvement in pupil ‘outcomes’ following the changes. This success has led to the proposal that this new way of teaching, currently being drip-fed across the capital, should by 2020 be the nationwide reality.

Teaching in Finland is a considerably more prestigious profession than in the UK. All teachers hold Master’s degrees and boast competitive salaries. This is crucial as the success of this new model will ultimately come down to the teaching. Either it will pay dividends, as has been the case so far with Finland’s policies, or it could disastrously compromise Finland’s high standing. But while we might usually be inclined to follow in their footsteps, could there be a national appetite for such a radical reshuffle here in the UK? I somehow doubt it.

Learning for learning’s sake, with no evident practical application, still holds sacrosanctity for those like me, a futureless Humanities student. The high regard for ivory-tower learning is especially true somewhere like Oxford, a sentiment summed up by the Vice-Chancellor last year when he stated that the University must “reserve the right to investigate subjects of no practical use whatsoever”. This both aids students’ pursuit of knowledge and opens doors to new research; doors which would have been locked even earlier if we were to streamline secondary school subject matters to practical areas.

Nevertheless, though I don’t feel we should impose such a radical change (nor can we simply pluck the model from Finland’s overarching framework of values and paste it into our own society), we should recognize the failings of our education system.

An ‘exam factory’ approach to schooling has led to an extended training in memory expansion, rather than stimulating intellectual growth. On top of this the government continues its slog to encourage more students to take up the STEM subjects which are vital for the economy, while it is no myth that leading research universities favour ‘hard’, traditional subjects and admit fewer ‘soft’ A-levels. As these ‘soft’ choices are more likely to be taken by pupils from state schools, the result is that we have cultivated an environment of subject stigma where subject choice has become an additional hurdle for the socioeconomically disadvantaged.

With the education system coming under increasing fire in the run up to the general election, and calls from Labour’s Shadow Education Secretary to “rethink some of the fundamentals of the industrial model of schooling”, it will be interesting to see the direction the debate takes. Perhaps Finland’s educational facelift will be the wakeup call we need to take our own drastic measures to stop us trailing at the bottom of worldwide studies.