Last Wednesday, Oxford Women’s Blues Football Team pulled off what may go down as the best result for any Oxford sports team this Michaelmas as they thrashed Cambridge on their own turf in the BUCS Midlands 1A league. On a rainy and grey day at Fitzwilliam College sports ground, Oxford were looking for revenge, having lost 2-0 in last year’s fixture, and they managed to get it in emphatic style.
As you might expect, there was a lively start to the game, and it was Oxford who took the early initiative as Lucie Bowden (Worcester) struck the bar in the 1st minute. Unfortunately, disaster struck early on as fresher Emma Lyonette was forced off in the fifth minute with an injury, meaning there had to be a shift in personnel, with Bowden moving from striker to makeshift centreback. Nonetheless the Blues soon managed to break the deadlock courtesy of Helen Bridgman’s (St Hugh’s) effort from a slick through ball from Kat Nutman (LMH).
This was Bridgman’s first goal for the Blues, and although it looked suspiciously offside it was well deserved based on the way Oxford started the game. A second came soon after as Becca May chipped in a ball to Sophie Cooper who slotted home stylishly into the bottom left corner.
Cooper managed to notch in two more before half-time to complete her hat-trick, which included two headed goals. Impressive considering she is only 5”2’. With the score 4-0 at half time, and the Cambridge team looking all but beaten, it seemed like it would be a question of how many goals Oxford could rack up.
A quiet second half ensued with Kat Nutman’s stunning run from Oxford’s penalty area to Cambridge’s six yard box the highlight. Unfortunately, her shot crept just wide of the goal. Bridgman later managed to score another to complete a brace.
With the final score at 5-0 and the opposition humiliated, the Oxford team will take lots of confidence into the rest of the season; managing the momentum from this result is imperative, with the potential for a league and varsity double still on the cards.
The result leaves Oxford joint top of the league with Nottingham 1sts, but the Oxford team have a game in hand. Cambridge, on the other hand, are bottom with -12 goal difference and 0 points. This sets up a tasty encounter for varsity in Hilary, when the two teams come head-to-head again on February 4th.
OUAFC Women thrash Cambridge 5-0
Preview: Henry V
“Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more,” cries the eponymous monarch in Act III of Shakespeare’s Henry V. So begins one of the most evocative speeches in Shakespearean canon, nay the entirety of English literature. It is a speech virtually synonymous with the great Laurence Olivier, who delivers it with memorable panache in the much-celebrated 1944 film adaptation. Yet is it appropriate to imbue this stirring call-to-arms with such composed, almost calculated heartiness? Or to swan about in a gleaming suit of armour during one of the bitterest conflicts of the last millennia? Is this not war, after all? Is this not a harrowing theatre of horrific death, with “all those legs and arms and heads, chopped off in battle”?
Luke Rollason, director of a 5th Week pro- duction of Henry V taking place in Worcester College, certainly thinks so. His play is imbued
with a gritty immediacy, quite divorced from the refined elegance of most adaptations.
“I really hate the Olivier version,” he tells me, “because it seems to me as if he is just reciting the script. I think it’s incredibly lazy to interpret lines in that way because every speech is essentially a character improvising on the spot. With ‘Once more unto the breach…’, Henry really has to find a way of inspiring his exhausted men.”
His is a promenade produc- tion, in which the audience literally follow characters as their narrative journey takes them from location to location within Worcester ’ s grounds. For Rollason, this atypical approach to staging Shakespeare is integral to his vision of an engagingly visceral production. Think Saving Private Ryan with Elizabethan verse.
“Henry V is a play with real momentum, so it seemed right to perform it as a promenade. The audience will become part of the play, making up the cast of supporting characters, interacting with the actors, sharing soup with the soldiers. As far as I can tell, this has never been done in Oxford before.”
Every device is designed to heighten the script’s already palpable sense of urgency. I witness a rehearsal of the Siege of Harfleur in which rugby tackle bags, baseball bats and human battering rams are the English army’s updated armoury. Incoherent shouting, intense physicality and audible panting reign supreme. It’s tiring just to watch.
“I’m trying to find a way to break out of all those patterns that really tire and bore me as an audience member,” Rollason confesses. “The cardinal sin for any show, but especially for Shakespeare, is boring the audience. I want something interesting to be happening every two minutes. Everyone, including the audience, should be absolutely exhausted by the interval.”
Yet this is not just a tough PE lesson with a theatrical twist. In the deepening gloom of Worcester Gardens, James Colenutt, who plays Henry, rehearses the famous St Crispin’s Day speech. As torchlight illuminates his face from below and “we few, we happy few, we band of brothers” huddle closer against the cold, his voice rings with vitality.
Here is an original and genuinely engaging rendition of a thoroughly over-played song. Yes, these are the grounds of an Oxford college, not a blood-stained battlefield in Northern France, and yes, this is a gaggle of weary students, not a medieval army; but, as the prologue urges, if you let “your imaginary forces work”, the “vasty fields of France” will be crammed into Worcester’s gardens, complete with the essential ugliness of conflict. If you open your mind to the production’s undoubted potential, Rollason et al. will do the rest.
Review: Jerusalem
★★★★☆
Four Stars
Rooster Byron is a legend. For a start, his mobile home outside Flintlock provides a place for local teenagers and assorted misfits to get drunk, get high, and party. However, he also has a complex, self-constructed, and often contradictory mythology, in spite of some people (namely: his mate Ginger) dismissing this heroic narrative as “bollocks”. Jerusalem, by Jez Butterworth, tells the story of Byron through his interactions with his “band of educationally subnormal outcasts”, and with his arch-nemeses, Troy Whitworth, and the Kenton and Avon Council.
This brilliantly conceived production of Butterworth’s work is directed by Will Felton, and stars Barney Fishwick in the role of Rooster Byron, the play’s shambolic anti-hero. Rooster is a drug-dealer, a heavy drinker, and has fathered an unconfirmed number of illegitimate children across the South Wiltshire area. So far, so appropriately Byronic, and Fishwick’s handling of the play’s more comedic sections is masterful, drawing the audience into Rooster’s world and making them love a character who might on paper sound unsympathetic. Nonetheless, it is in more emotional moments that the extent of Fishwick’s talent really becomes apparent. It is almost impossible to remain unmoved during scenes in which Rooster’s façade of nonchalance breaks down into vengeful self-destruction, and intense investment in the stories he has half-jokingly related.
The supporting characters too are portrayed with energy and wit. Of particular note is Will Hislop’s Ginger: needy, the butt of everyone’s jokes, and possibly the only true friend Byron has amongst his various followers and hangers-on. Both Fishwick and Hislop have an enviable ability to make their characters, though infinite distances away from being model citizens, incredibly funny, and vulnerable enough to provoke heartfelt sympathy. Strong support is likewise on hand from Tom Pease and James Mooney — amusing as Australia-bound Lee and Irish barman Wesley.
The Keble O’Reilly is a versatile space, but rarely has it been so thoroughly transformed as for this production. The slightly scuzzy rural atmosphere of Byron’s wooded haunt is recreated with enviable attention to detail, right down to the turf which lines the floor of the stage, and the empty beer cans scattered haphazardly across it. Byron’s home seems to grow organically out of the countryside in all its ramshackle, Bacchanalian glory.
Byron’s dispute with the council might be the most obvious example of how nature and civilisation are visibly at loggerheads in this drugged-up, beaten-down pastoral, but it’s there too in the disconnect between commercialised elements of May Day celebrations at Flintlock Fair, and more primal, pagan tradi- tions that lie beneath this veneer of civil festivity. The play examines this conflict between nature and humanity, order and chaos, and reminds us that it’s not always as clear-cut as it may seem — the townsfolk are reliant on the underworld maintained by Byron to get their illicit thrills, and sometimes, the greatest dangers of all dwell within the houses and homes of Flintlock, and not in this Arcadia of eternal adolescence after all.
Butterworth’s play takes its name from a title given to William Blake’s And Did Those Feet In Ancient Time, and it picks out a strand of the poem often ignored in its popular, patriotic usage as an anthem of Englishness. As well as myths, socially accepted truths are questioned in a way of which the poet would be proud. Rooster Byron heart-wrenchingly and perhaps tragically calls on a faith in an older Britain, an ancient, untamed Albion, of which he is the last, doomed, remnant. Blake’s poem speculates as to whether such an idyllic past could have existed — Butterworth’s play asks its audience the same question.
A terrible evening at Park End
For a restaurant on the usually garish and blindingly obvious Park End Street, it’s hard to find Al Salam. The name of the restaurant is easy to miss from the outside, and it has a fairly nondescript exterior. Inside the restaurant, however, it is colourful, and the decoration is striking; you feel like you’ve just entered some kind of glittering cavern, which is what the restaurant seems to be trying to achieve. And it is not a bad effort, despite the fact that it looks a lot like every other Lebanese restaurant I’ve ever been to. The lit lanterns create patterns to fan out on the walls and ceiling, and mounted plates add splashes of colour. Unfortunately, the decorative theme does not carry across to the diner’s table, and the imitation bowls and plain water jugs with plastic caps made it seem as if we were dining at home.
A big issue was that while Western dining does not necessarily require large
tables, eating mezze does. We could barely fit everything onto the table and it was actually slightly uncomfortable not being able to gesture or even move whilst chatting to my friend for fear of knocking some (or all) of the dishes over. This was not the chic dinner out; this was student dining and I was somehow aware of it at every moment of the meal.
Our first choice for a grilled meat platter was not available, and neither were any of the desserts. We ordered kibbeh maqlia (£4.95), stuffed croquettes, sawada dajaj maqlia (3.95), chicken liver, kafta bi-tatatour (£8.25), ground lamb, Lebanese bread (£0.25), and a Lebanese coffee (£2.00). Having already apologised for not having our item of choice on the menu, the waiter then had to apologise for giving us not only the wrong dish but the entire meal of someone else from another table, which we ate anyway. This was the kafta djaj (£8.00), marinated chicken, ground lamb, and mixed vegetables (£2.45). The food was lacking in flavour, which was not at all what I am used to with good Middle Eastern cuisine. Good Middle Eastern cuisine is a balance and harmony of flavours and textures. Here, the herbs and spices were almost nonexistent, and if there were any in the ground lamb the overwhelmingly strong garlic sauce drowned them out. You couldn’t even taste the sesame oil. The sauce looked and felt like tahini. If you didn’t know what tahini is or had never really thought about its ingredients then it might be acceptable, but since the menu specified not ‘tahini’ but ‘sesame oil’, it was disappointing that it didn’t taste like sesame seed!
We also had this issue with what we called the ‘yoghurt’ dip, which the waiter rephrased as the ‘garlic’ dip despite it only having the very weakest of garlic tastes to it. Flavour aside, the texture of all the food, and the extent to which it was cooked, was excellent. The chicken was moist and the kibbeh crust was thin and crackly as it is absolutely supposed to be. The dips were not runny, the liver and bread were not too dry or rubbery, and the vegetables were not boiled to a mush. Yet although it was satisfactory — good value and large portions — the food did not “ignite my senses” as Al Salam claims on its website. One exception to the relative blandness of the dishes was my friend’s coffee. It took a while for it to arrive, but one sniff and I knew it was head and shoulders above normal black coffee. It had a herbal, almost medicinal flavour, which was surprisingly not bitter, even without sugar.
Perhaps the restaurant is too true to its name, ‘Al Salam’ (“peace be with you”). The food is too mild. I appreciated the peaceful environment — no music was played, providing an air of calm — but the food was not interesting enough for us either to savour it in silence or to comment on it during dinner. The service was utterly incompetent and most of the things we tried to order weren’t available. All in all, it was a severely mediocre evening.
Cocktails with Cai
5th Week is marked by the collective slumping of shoulders in libraries all across Oxford, yet this Dr Pepper is not that of the essay crisis energy drink diabetes-causing variety. The Flaming Doctor Pepper is a fiery concoction — literally — and is said by many to taste like its namesake, when made properly.
Sadly I cannot verify this fact myself, as the Flaming Doctor Pepper contains the one ingredient that I am loath to try, even more so to mix in a cocktail: beer. Nevertheless, the world of cocktail enthusiasts is a broad church and we sometimes let the weirdos with the beer in.
Beer makes up the majority of this cocktail recipe. Yet even though your choice of beer might not be particularly strong, the drink’s flame is produced by setting on fire a highly alcoholic spirit, in this case Bacardi 151. This is not your average rum-and-coke ingredient, and at around 75.5% it packs a punch and is of course, extremely flammable, so I would definitely recommend only doing this stunt stone-cold sober and not doing it if you are particularly fond of your eyebrows. I’m all for ‘Burning Down the House’ at the chronically sweaty Cellar but keep away from library books, wood-panelled rooms, petrol stations, and, of course, Cherwell, and you’ll probably avoid any risk of burning down the house in a more literal sense.
Pour yourself half a large shot of Amaretto, topped up with the noxious Bacardi 151, and set on fire. Cue oohs and ahhs, and no doubt some whimpers from the negative Nancy in the corner. Ignore that Nancy. They may get a First from the University of Oxford but will they get a First from the University of Life? Proceed to drop the shot into your pint of beer and drink up fast. Make sure you don’t have too many because you will most certainly feel it in the morning.
Half a measure Bacardi 151
Half a measure Amaretto
Pint of beer
Bar Review: Keble
It’s unusual for me to ever agree with anything The Tab says and this case is no different. Keble bar is most definitely not one of the worst in Oxford and I reject the assertion of a possibly fictional “Keble 2nd year” that this bar is an “‘ugly spaceship’”. The bar building is admittedly somewhat incongruous with the other buildings but I kind of like the fact that it’s a bit strange and when you walk in you feel like you’re in The Jetsons or you’re under the sea.
It’s also unusual for a college bar to have its own self-contained building but I personally like it and I think that in terms of practicalities like avoiding noise and/or bumping into your tutor, a stand-alone building is much nicer than one right above a Hall of Residence. Walking in, there are booths which are private enough so that even the most secretive of Union hacks could have a cloak-and-dagger conversation about how they’re all going to oust that one guy whom everyone hates from Seccies and no one from another
booth would be able to hear them, but if you want to talk with a larger group you can all fit around and have a good chinwag without straining to hear anyone.
The décor is admittedly a little ‘60s Skandi homes, but who doesn’t love some weird lamps and circular shapes as well as the smell of industrial carpet? In fairness to The Tab, this is not a typically Oxonian wood ‘n’ blades kind of bar and realistically, it could very much look like the set of some gritty police drama. However, having visited a number of these kinds of bars, it’s nice to have a change. There’s a table tennis table, which is a nice alternative to the prerequisite pool table and, to be honest, table tennis is way more fun when you’re a little (a lot) drunk. The bartenders are also really helpful and friendly and they didn’t seem to mind that we kept hitting the ball behind the bar.
The drink selection is not bad and they are also fairly cheap. My pint was well-pulled and my accomplice enjoyed their G’n’T, saying the gin was good quality. The Jägerbombs are also pretty decent, although I got a shot of Jäger with a pint of beer instead of my more usual Red Bull.
For a Wednesday, I have to say that the bar was not exactly full, which was actually quite nice because it meant we had a bit of space and I can see that if there were a lot of people in there it would get claustrophobic. However, the fact that people weren’t predrinking to go out was not a great sign. I personally liked visiting Keble bar but I’m unsure as to what it would be like having it as my college bar. It has good service, decent prices, and it’s generally an unusual and interesting space. It definitely isn’t the most typical of Oxford bars but it’s still definitely not the worst in Oxford, so, as per usual, The Tab is just wrong.
Verdict: ★★★☆☆ (3/5)
Review: Azealia Banks – Broke With Expensive Taste
★★★★☆
Four Stars
It has been a long road for Azealia Banks following the release of the all-conquering ‘212’ back in 2011. Since then she’s been signed by indie-label XL, then a major, had her album delayed multiple times, been unceremoniously dropped, and become a pop-culture punch line for her legendary twitter feuds. But now, at last, her debut album Broke With Expensive Taste has arrived as a surprise iTunes release, providing Banks with a chance to demonstrate her artistic vision on a commercial LP.
Unlike Beyoncé’s recent surprise release, which was specially designed to provoke a media-storm of hysteria, I can’t help but feel Banks has pushed out her long-delayed album just to get it over with. Finally following up on the exhilarating promise of her debut, Broke With Expensive Taste is a showcase so assured that it will have even her harshest critics struggling to doubt Banks’ talent, direction, and yes, taste.
Her first full length release since 2012’s Fantasea Mixtape, the album finds Banks with a more eclectic range of influences than the high camp and sea punk styling which typified that witch-hop outing. Ditching her mermaid alter-ego, Banks throws almost anything at the wall, from the salsa on ‘Gimme a Chance’ to ‘Yung Rapunxel’’s metal, the synth pop energy of ‘Ice Princess’, and even the bizarre but fantastic deployment of Carolina beach music on ‘Nude Beach A-Go-Go.’ The most impressive thing is that nearly all of them stick.
It is a testament to Banks’ delivery, flow and presence that she is never lost amongst the album’s diverse production. Broke stakes her claim in the pantheon of hip hop’s most commanding voices as she navigates complex rhythms with her trademark Brooklyn swagger. It also helps that her ear for a solid House track has never been stronger. Most of the musical experimentation occurs in the melodies, leaving Banks to ride the infectious dance beats which have served her and her mischievous delivery so well in the past.
It perhaps isn’t Banks’ fault that nothing else on the album quite matches the immediacy of the ubiquitous ‘212’. You get the sense that she is done with defining her public persona in three minute radio slots. Instead, she uses Broke as a means to establish the range of her abilities, the diversity of her style and the depths of her vulnerability.
So whilst Banks struggles to craft a hit as compelling as those former smashes (though ‘Chasing Time’, with its radio friendly hook does come pretty close) it seems as though, above all, she is content to use this album to reassert herself, while still only 23 years old, as the most exciting and promising enfant-terrible that the rap world has to offer.
With her debut album, Azealia Banks proves that her claim to having “expensive taste” is correct indeed. Yet fortunately, on the strength of the material here, it’s unlikely she’ll remain broke for all that much longer.
Review: The Overnighters
★★★★☆
Four Stars
North Dakota is booming. Fracking has opened up huge oil reserves and drawn jobseekers for all over America. As The Overnighters begins we see a series of grainy home videos showing people from all corners of America – Kentucky, Wisconsin, Mississipi – packing their bags, reassuring themselves with rumours of people getting jobs in one or two hours; people getting recruited as they step off the bus. The coupling of an oil boomtown and a depressed economy attracts the destitute, and the hopeful: “People with ten felonies are getting one hundred grand a year just ‘cos they tough enough”.
In the midst of all this is the town Williston, and the Lutheran pastor Jay Reinke. Jesse Moss, camera on shoulder, trails the pastor as he converts his church into a shelter for the often homeless migrants. Most arrive with just one bag slung over their shoulder. The illusion does not last: they soon realise jobs are not so easy to come by, and house prices have shot up with the demand. The film opens as Reinke, a real-life Ned Flanders, chirps hymns and glides through the corridors of his church – bright and early – waking up the snoring piles of men who are scattered just about everywhere. He is carefully Christian, welcoming everyone, regardless of whether they are “broken” or “sinners”.
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At first his congregation are welcoming, but the mood soon begins to turn. This documentary largely skirts around addressing the ecological aspects of fracking, or the increasingly macho environment of a town where the gender balance has been skewed dramatically, fuelling sexual violence. The men – often boys, really – gun cars, drink beers and talk women around fires, and even ‘fish’ for birds with bread on their hooks. We see glimpses of the local’s feelings through newspaper headlines blaring about the sex offenders cruising into town, and in the rare moments the camera can be drawn away from Reinke.
Reinke is a fascinating study, though, and this documentary is really half about him. As the film draws on, as the tensions mount and his position weakens, he increasingly reveals his fears to the camera. His willingness to do this, and some of what he says, invites suspicion, and he has clearly watched the mega-pastors on the big stage longingly in the past. But, in spite of the trite rhetoric, he remains oddly compelling. He has that overwhelming earnestness, eyes peering over his glasses by turns imploring and understanding – understanding you in a way you have never been understood before – which is quite mesmerising. By the end the confessional aspect becomes quite bizarre, even intrusive, as secrets are revealed which reframe much of what passed before: “The public persona, you can believe that, and the private becomes something else. The result is always pain.”
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The pastor’s mission soon becomes his trial and at first, you feel, this is how he likes it. It is his cross to bear as he squares up to the press, the city hall, and mutiny in his congregation. These scenes are both understated and remarkable as the community closes ranks against the drifters who do not want “to build anything”. They try to reconcile their lack of charity with their Christianity. One of the workers cannot believe it: “Everyone deserves a chance, this is America, this is what this country was founded on you know – helping your neighbour, just being good people”.
This documentary is both a story about one man’s state of faith and a study of contemporary America. Moss, priced out of the Williston hotels, lived with Reinke’s family throughout and has made something that manages to be intimate and epic. Some of the film’s weaker moments include the drippy portraits of the men, overlaid with cloying music. These are unnecessary attempts to strike sympathy in a film that is as dramatic as any fiction film, and lead by its own unlikely star man.

