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Review: Sherlock Episode 2

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★★☆☆☆

Two Stars

“From now on, there’s a new story, a bigger adventure. Today begin the adventures of Mary Elizabeth Watson and John Hamish Watson”, Sherlock Holmes announces in his Best Man speech in Episode 2 of the new series of the BBC TV hit. The episode marks the show’s transformation from what Sherlock calls “ridiculous adventures of murder, mystery and mayhem” into a soppy love fest with a weak plot. And yet, it seems, the public was enthralled. The degeneration of one of TV’s most thrilling shows gives another insight into our society’s unquenchable thirst for the sentimental.

The crime sequence before the opening credits is nothing more than an elaborate set-up for a low-grade one-liner. A whirl of headlines announces, “Bank Gang Leaves Cops Clueless”. Just as Lestrade is about to catch these serial criminals red-handed, a text comes from Holmes, pleading for urgent help at Baker Street. “Lock the place down”, Lestrade orders his forces, racing to Holmes’s flat only to find out that the detective needs help thinking of ‘funny stories about John’ for his speech. Apparently this is a more pressing storyline.

Wedding preparations and the wedding itself dominate the rest of the episode. All this has the makings of a Richard Curtis production, replete with a sex-crazed bridesmaid, boozy stag-do and tired old jokes about male aversion to wedding planning. Even the acting skills of Cumberbatch and Freeman could not redeem these toe-curling attempts at humour. The happy occasion eventually (and not a moment too soon…) becomes the setting for attempted murder.

Meanwhile, the character of Sherlock is losing coherence. The speech, which is rambling and aimless (admittedly, such is the intention, but that doesn’t make it any easier to watch), reveals Sherlock to be simultaneously outright rude and cloyingly corny. He calls himself “the most all-round obnoxious asshole that anyone could possibly have the misfortune to meet”. Hard to disagree when he likens marriage to a Deathwatch beetle, calls God a fantasy and the bridesmaids plain. His unpleasantness also emerges when he charmlessly orders Mrs Hudson to get him biscuits, and bullies Mary’s ex. This trademark insensitivity stands in stark contrast to the note-perfect schmaltz that Holmes then dishes up for the wedding crowd. Even the first sign of an actual plot – ‘The Bloody Guardsman’ – becomes another opportunity for Sherlock to lavish praise on John: “I will solve the crime, but John Watson will save your life”.

Visual tricks, which at first were exciting and original, are becoming gimmicky and distracting. A mental game of “Take Me Out” with women who believe they’ve dated a ghost is soon followed by a snazzy version of “Guess Who” with the wedding guests, as an apparition of Mycroft holds court in Sherlock’s subconscious.

The audience is normally left reeling from the speed of Sherlock’s deductions; this crime, though, was oddly obvious. Sherlock takes a while to identify the target as Major Sholto, whom Watson had told Sherlock had “even more death threats than you”, and it is eventually 10-year-old Archie who launches the theory that the murderer is “the invisible man!” Even Sherlock’s razor-sharp deductions are becoming tenuous, when he reasons that a waterproof phone case must automatically imply illicit texting sessions in the shower. Really, Sherlock?

The episode’s title comes from Conan Doyle’s “The Sign of the Four” (though perhaps “Sherlock Actually” might have been more apt). All it shares with the tale are a couple of names – ‘General Sholto’ and ‘Jonathan Small’. Perhaps we need more of Conan Doyle’s storylines – poison darts and pygmy sidekicks would have made better viewing than Watson and Holmes’ endless tipsy Post-It Note game. 

In Conan Doyle’s story, Holmes berates Watson for romanticising crime, which he compares to working “a love story or an elopement into the fifth proposition of Euclid”.  Have the TV scriptwriters fallen into the same trap? The next episode (the season’s finale) will be the test. How is this cold-hearted and cerebral genius-detective to be saved from our culture’s self-indulgent love of the rom-com genre?

 

Undergrad retains England youth rugby place

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Gus Jones, a second year undergraduate at St Catherine’s College, has been included in the England U20 Rugby Union squad for the upcoming Six Nations tournament. Having come through the junior academies of London Wasps and Harlequins, Gus represented England through age group squads including at Under 16 and Under 18 level, captaining the Under 18’s to victories over France, Wales and Ireland. He also made his Under 20’s debut last year against Scotland and featured against Italy, helping the squad win the Six Nations Championship for the third year straight.

Gus’ achievement is all the more impressive given the strength of the national squad, with the Under 20’s claiming the Junior World Championship in 2013, having beaten Wales and New Zealand along the way, in addition to the Six Nations title. With players including professionals Anthony Watson and Henry Slade having played for the U20’s recently, the calibre of this squad is undoubted, with both now in and around the full England/Saxons sides.

This news follows what has already been another successful season for Gus. Gaining his second Blue, he played at blindside flanker in the Blues Varsity match at Twickenham in December, helping the Blues to victory.

England’s matches against Wales and Ireland are to be shown on Sky Sports on the evenings of the 22nd of February and 7th of March respectively.

Why isn’t politics taught in schools? The answer is politics

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In the 2010 general election, only 44% of under 24s chose to vote. This was the worst turn out of any age group, but I’m sure the figure comes as no surprise. After all, the last Oxford University Student Union (OUSU) election seems to prove that the majority of students at Oxford feel disillusioned or at least unconcerned enough by politics to prefer a candidate whose manifesto was written in crayon. This is by no means a criticism of Trup, but it says a lot in itself.

The battle of politicians to ‘engage the young’ to deal with ‘apathy’ and ‘alienation’ (those were mocking air quote marks, by the way) are buzz words often thrown about on the news round election time, with little result. Well, I can see a very obvious place to start: make the study of politics mandatory in secondary school.  

In principle, I think most would agree that young people should be intelligently involved in the decisions that will shape their future. Furthermore, to leave school with a basic understanding of how these decisions are actually taken is crucial to feeling involved in society. An introduction to political ideology, how our state was formed, and the Westminster model, could surely help with this. In an education complete with dance, drama, and geography, it seems a glaring oversight not to include politics. Why, then, isn’t the subject taught in schools?

At the risk of sounding like a conspiracy theorist, to me an oversight this obvious no longer seems an oversight, but a conscious – and self-interested – decision on the part of the government. To try and plant the seed of political interest in every child in Britain could be a risky move. Chomsky has argued the student movement contains the few possibilities for significant social change. Young people have a tendency to be passionate, radical, and highly inquisitive. Does any government, left or right, want to deal with the chance of more protests, or probing searches for the truth? Teaching people about the state, before they are too firmly installed in it to see it from the outside, might lead to many young people taking a fresh take on politics.

Of course, there are arguments against the study of politics at a young age, but they are easily rebuffed. Some might say it is too complex. I think like any subject from science to history, the basics could be taught in a useful and inspiring way. The aim would not necessarily be to provide an in-depth understanding. It would be to spark an interest, whether that meant just questioning your parents that night, or doing more research in your own time.   

Others would remark wryly that it would be just too ‘political.’ Politics may be controversial, but then I remember debating abortion in school, and being given religious and sex education. Perhaps, then, it is just too dangerous to let the government be in charge of a political education and to let potentially biased individuals teach it. However, we trust the government to help shape politics AS levels, and the latter objection remains true for many other contentious subjects we entrust to teachers. A classroom environment might even be less biased to learn about politics than the home.

When I was growing up, I solidly supported Labour the way I supported Arsenal – because my parents did, whilst remaining totally ignorant of the party’s policies (or the footballer’s names). I don’t think it’s presumptuous to say this is true of the majority of young people. Indeed, 29% of constituency seats have not changed hands since 1945. This can only be advantageous for comfortable and secure MPs, who do not have to work to convince the ‘apathetic’ and ‘alienated’ young to support them.

However, to create change is not necessarily the purpose of mandatory political education. Nor does there need to be an ideological motive, simply this one: enabling an eighteen year old to be able to make an intelligent decision, when voting. Otherwise, expecting them to show up at all seems at best, hopeful, and at worst, hypocritical. Anyone who believes in the sanctity of politics or, really, in true democracy, will surely see the advantages of mandatory political education.

Review: Fiji Land

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★★★★☆

“It’s not what I expected”, says one of the three, initially indistinguishable men in blue shirts and brown slacks who form the entire cast of Fiji Land. I have every sympathy. On entering the BT to see a play about “the very real things that happen when cell doors shut and the world looks away”, I was rather bemused by what appeared to be the aftermath of a chaotic party in a greenhouse.

The walls and floor are covered in white plastic sheets, there’s a single table with a pack of cards (a game of solitaire is quickly abandoned as the surrealism starts to play havoc with the minds of the characters), and on two tables are rows and rows of plants. When an alarm goes off – a shrieking hellish noise that punctuates the play just too often for comfort – the plants all have to be watered.

All apart from the back row. Following arbitrary orders is the name of the game – and with nothing else to do the play fleetingly takes on a Waiting-for-Godot feel: “You smoke?” “No.” “Pity.” “You?” “No.” “Something to DO though”. The inertia of the characters forces all their (and our) concentration onto the pot plants. Tanc, played by Stephen Bisland, has his perspective so utterly damaged that that the plants become people, to the extent that they become the focus of some bizarre erotic fantasy.

When you watch Fiji Land, I should warn you, you’ll have no idea of the characters names. I only know that Tanc is called Tanc because it says so in the script. As the characters themselves will tell you, they all have no names. Apparently it’s “for the best”. What it also means is that we can be drawn into a self-generating, meta-theatrical thread of competition between who is “the first guy” and who is “the other guy”; which, whilst disconcerting at the time, becomes even more effective as we trail out of the theatre and try to discuss whatever it was that we just saw.

The acting itself was praiseworthy; the horror of the extreme body temperatures of Jake Ferretti as Grainer (I’m cooking over here”), and  as Wolstead (“it’s fucking freezing”) as Matthew Trevannion sat in the same room next to apparently perfectly well-adjusted plants made me geniunly uneasy. A final moment of insanity which triggered, without giving the game away too much, some kind of ketchup-spattered makeshift brain operation, was perhaps the only point where the line between the disturbingly surreal and the humorously ridiculous broke down. But by the end of this intense, thought-provoking production, a smattering of comedy was exactly what I needed.

 

Animal Testing Campaigns Launched

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A spate of campaigns have been launched in opposition to animal cruelty in Oxford, one from an academic within the university and another from a charity attacking the university’s ethical stance.

Professor Andrew Linzey, Director of the Oxford Centre for Animal Ethics, has called for the establishment of an international court that would “judge cases of animal cruelty and specifically assess the culpability of governments”.

The proposals come in the same week that the Anti-Vivisection Coalition (AVC) launched a campaign to stop public funding to an Oxford University lab that experiments on monkeys. Luke Steele, head of AVC, explained the campaign: “University of Oxford inflicts severe suffering on primates in experiments, sawing open their skulls and implanting electrodes into their brains. This cruelty is subsidised by the very public who oppose its conduction. We call for change to reflect the exodus away from monkey testing taking place in other countries.”

Much like Prof. Linzey’s proposal, the AVC hope to persuade the government of their case.

Prof. Linzey’s proposal, however, implicitly criticises the relatively narrow scope of the ANC campaign: “Although animal protection is obviously a matter of global concern, animal protectionists have sometimes been slow in recognizing this fact and have contented themselves with working on an issue-by-issue, country-by-country basis. But what this approach neglects is the need for international strategies to tackle what are global problems.” 

Luke Steele, however, expressed his support for Prof. Linzey’s proposal: “AVC wholly supports the founding of an international court to judge animal cruelty cases. In primate laboratories, such as those at Oxford, traditionalism is prevalent and legislative enforcement would force animal experimenters to abandon outdated testing methods.”

A spokesperson for Voice for Ethical Research Oxford (VERO) came out in support of the AVC campaign and similarly chided Oxford’s conservatism: “in the universities, resistance to change is strongest, even though the UK law has been urging and promoting the switch to alternatives since 1986. Oxford University used and killed about 200,000 animals in experiments in 2012 – an astonishing increase of over 25% on the previous year, which it didn’t voluntarily make known. It signed a formal promise a year or two ago to be more ‘open’ about it, but VERO has been keenly awaiting any sign since then that the promise was a serious and honourable one.”

Statistics from Oxford University reveal that of the 200,000 animals used in 2012, 98% of research was conducted on rodents and the rest on fish, frogs, ferrets, and primates. In all, 29 primates were held of research. Richard Beck, a third year engineer at Somerville, said; “As long as it isn’t needlessly cruel I don’t see the problem. If the research being done is necessary and well-regulated then why not test on animals?”

Noah Viner, a second year linguist at Trinity, said: “A lot of the protestors claims are unfounded and overblown. Whilst we should avoid being needlessly cruel the research being conducted on primates is relatively minor and not as severe as AVC’s claims would have the public believe.”

The AVC petition has received almost 3,000 signatures on change.org, but will need a further 7,000 before it can be read in parliament. The AVC campaign has been timed to start exactly ten years after the high-profile 2004 public defeat of the University of Cambridge’s plans to construct a similar primate laboratory. 

Update: Floods hit central Oxford

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Update: 20:00, 9th January

As students trickle back into Oxford, returning from lazy holidays and mince-pie hangovers, much of Oxford remains underwater. Students can help forget their collections fear by a truly maritime view of Oxford. Parts of Christ Church meadow remain closed, whilst Magdalen’s meadow and the adjacent Angel & Greyhound meadow are still underwater. Many sports grounds, including University College’s are also still flooded.

Secretary of State for the Environment Owen Patterson told the Oxford Mail yesterday that a relative lack of damage due to flooding is a result of government policy:

“We have protected millions of properties around the country over Christmas and New Year and that’s why this Government is determined to spend more than any previous Government in this spending round on this issue.”

Patterson recently caused much controversy when he suggested that ancient woodlands “could be bulldozed for housing”.

Attempts to establish the flooded car park at Iffley Road sports ground as an open air swimming pool were apparently unsuccessful: 

The Abingdon Road area is still submerged under various feet of water:

These flood barriers are apparently “not as flimsy as they look”:

One student plans to be particularly “rebellious” if waters do not subside before her return:

Plans for aquatic tourist tours of central Oxford, as well as proposals to build an Oxford Docks remain unconfirmed. 

 

Update: 13:10, 8th January

Abingdon Road, parts of Magdalen, and Christ Church meadow remain closed off this morning, due to floods described as “the worst in two decades.”

Other flooded areas include the University Parks, and the sports grounds of most colleges.

The Environment Agency has said that Iffley Lock is at its highest ever level at 3.6m, above the 3.58m reading on December 27, 2012.

Oxford City Council has opened the High Street to traffic, which has now come to a standstill.

Earlier, the County Council said that it has now given out over 3,000 sandbags.

Nicola Blackwood, Oxford West MP has tweeted her support for victims of flooding. Andrew Smith, MP for East Oxford, has been visiting residents in Western Road.

Oxonians have been tweeting photos of the floods.

The award for worst pun of the year so far goes to Blackwell Books.

Yesterday afternoon, St Catz’s Library shared this picture.

Kellogg College, located just next to the University Parks, took this photo.

Oxford’s sportspeople have also been affected, with sports fields and boathouses flooded.

The Environment Agency’s forecasts suggest that the SSL is at risk of flooding, as this map shows.

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The floods come after several weeks of heavy rain across the UK. The Environment Agency has been issuing flood warnings for the river Cherwell since 28th December, and for the Isis since 23rd December; both had burst their banks by New Year.

There are currently over 100 flood warnings across the UK. The Met Office has extended its severe weather alert until Thursday morning, and the Environment Agency has said flood levels in Oxford are expected to peak tomorrow.

In a statement, the City Council said, “Several key routes into the city are closed or affected by flooding, so please consider using public transport if travelling in and around Oxford to help ease traffic congestion in the city.”

Owen Paterson, the Environment Secretary, was in Oxford for a conference today. Nicola Blackwood, MP for Oxford West and Abingdon, told the Oxford Mail that she has spoken to him about the floods in the Thames Valley.

She said, “I join the Secretary of State in paying tribute to the Environment Agency and the emergency services for their tireless work over the Christmas period. However, Despite their ever-increasing water bills, my constituents are again facing foul water flooding from sewers that simply cannot cope with flooding.

“What is he doing to put pressure on water companies to be more prepared for flood events and to ensure that we prevent these very distressing incidents from recurring?”

Oxford’s flood defences have been criticised as inadequate, with the Oxford Flood Alliance frequently calling for better preparation.

Tweet your photos or any breaking news about the floods to @Cherwell_Online

Has the UK’s attitude to drugs changed?

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In the wake of the Grillo trial, Nigella Lawson’s cocaine and cannabis habit has brought illicit drug use to the fore of public discussion. Despite being accused of taking cocaine every day for years by her former housekeepers, the Metropolitan Police indicated that they had no imminent plans to investigate her drug use in a statement released shortly before Christmas.

The breakdown of the famous TV chef’s marriage has been picked apart by the press at every turn, leading to calls for sympathetic treatment of her situation – and even David Cameron happily identified as a member of “Team Nigella” before the recent court case came to a close. Whilst Cameron explains that he is won over by her character, the Prime Minister’s treatment of the situation indicates a more tolerant attitude to drug use than may have been expected.

If Nigella’s return to British screens is successful, she will be far from the first celebrity to be accepted back into the public eye in the wake of a drugs scandal. Russell Brand had been clean from addiction for about 10 years before creating a BBC documentary on drugs after a successful climb to fame. Whilst the two characters differ in that Brand only started to reach notable fame after coming clean, Brand details his struggles with addiction in no uncertain terms in his autobiography My Booky Wook and was never one to shy away from his past during on-screen appearances. Lawson admits to having taken cocaine on only seven occasions, a claim which has been disputed by the Grillo sisters – but even the discovery of a serious drug habit doesn’t need to be career-ending.

The revelation of Kate Moss’ cocaine habit did little to stop the advancement of her career: less than three years after titles of “Cocaine Kate” graced headlines everywhere Moss made it into Time Magazine’s 100 Most Influential People and her earnings had doubled. Addiction no longer needs to be the kiss of death to a high-profile career; recently Matthew Perry appeared on Newsnight to debate with Peter Hitchens on drugs, and openly used his own experience as an addict as evidence for his views.

If our media is to be seen as a reflection of our views, the prominence of current and former users among A-list celebrities would suggest that the British public’s approach to drugs is more tolerant than it has been in the past. The National Institute on Drug Abuse defines drug addiction as “a complex illness”, showing that a sympathetic approach to drug abuse is not just the belief of an opinionated minority. The idea that addiction is a disease which needs to be treated rather than a crime which should be punished has become more and more popular, receiving support from say, Brand and Perry, whose views the BBC has been prepared to air.

However, it is not just our media which reflects a shift in attitude to drugs – our laws and convictions indicate it as well. Whilst possession of drugs is technically a criminal offence punishable by imprisonment, possession of cannabis may be punished by a reprimand or warning, with no criminal record. Users of intravenous drugs are able to partake in needle exchange programmes and whilst this is not unique to the UK, it has resulted in extremely low infection rates amongst users and demonstrates an attitude which does not choose to punish people for their addiction, but rather seeks to make it safer. The number of inmates in UK prisons for drug-related offences has remained constant since 2001 after a sharp increase in the nineties; however those who are in jail receive longer sentences, indicating an increase in more serious crimes such as supplying as opposed to mere possession.

In modern Britain, drug possession may well result in only a warning or a fine, depending on the circumstances, and drug scandals may even serve as a means to earning more publicity rather than spelling the end of an ambitious career. In 2012, a Home Office spokesperson told the BBC that drug usage at the time was at its lowest since records began- so maybe drugs are not causing enough noise or trouble to be worthy of scorn anymore. Furthermore, the presence of drugs across our society is slowly being understood as an inevitability; something which Mr. Cameron, perhaps to the benefit of Nigella, allegedly experienced himself during his time at Eton.

Comp spends £10k on don’s study to inspire Oxford applicants

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As part of the ‘Pembroke North’ Access scheme, Ashton Sixth Form College has installed an antiquated room which emulates an Oxford don’s study. 

With its dark wood panels and shelves of books, it would not be surprising to glimpse Oxford’s dreaming spires from the window. However this ostensibly old-fashioned room is newly-built, created with the aim of making students in Greater Manchester feel more comfortable in Oxbridge surroundings and to encourage them to aspire towards it as a university destination. 

Originally the ‘Pem-Brooke’ scheme, a unique partnership between Bsix Brooke House Sixth Form in Hackney and Pembroke College, ‘Pembroke North’ is the Northern extension of Pembroke’s outreach programme.

As Cherwell reported, in 2012, Bsix spent £10,000 installing a similar room as part of the partnership. In 2013, 28 of its students went to Russell Group universities as opposed to 3 years earlier when just 5 students gained places.

Sam Thomas, who graduated last year from Ashton Sixth Form College and is now studying French with Italian at St John’s College, is supportive of the scheme. He remarked, “It’s a good idea. Looks aren’t everything, but being able to experience something visually similar to an Oxbridge interview will be helpful for applicants for whom the stereotypical ‘Don’s study’ is an alien environment.

“Having been to the UNIQ Summer School, I’d had more experience of that environment than most at Ashton Sixth Form College when I applied to Oxford, but I still found those ‘dark panelled walls and shelves crammed with books’ intimidating during my interviews. Without Access schemes like this – like UNIQ and Pembroke North – many would not consider applying in the first place.”

Summer Taylor, an LMH History undergraduate also sees the scheme in a positive light, arguing, ”It is not Oxford’s aim to ‘intimidate’ but to ‘challenge’. They want to get the best from you in the interview, but at the same time they want to sort the men from the boys, so if this replica helps interviewees with nerves then it’s a good thing. Let the challenge come from the dons, not the decor”.

However, some students have noted that the study isn’t the most efficient way to prepare for Oxford. For Liam Biser, a first-year studying PPE, the key to Oxford admission is found in “practising as many thinking skills assessment papers as possible”. Another first-year at Oriel pointed out that “personally, the best advice I received was to not be afraid of silence. It’s all too easy to keep talking without pausing to think about what you’re actually saying.”

The “Pem-Brooke” scheme is not just about re-creating the physical surroundings of Oxford but also the intellectual atmosphere.  Lecturers from Pembroke College and other top universities, such as Manchester, also give prospective applicants seminars and lectures as well as coaching pupils on approaching the entire admissions process.

For Emma Williams, a law undergraduate who was herself educated in Manchester, this is what is most important: “Most young people here have never experienced anything like an Oxford interview so it is daunting environment to be thrown into. However, it wasn’t the surroundings for me which made me nervous, but whether I could show my thought process and ideas in 20 minutes, so interview practice with someone from Oxford would have been incredibly helpful.” 

Interview: Owen Jones

Owen Jones asks to meet me at the British Library, where he’s working on an upcoming book about the British Establishment.

As we sit outside deciding whether our Northern credentials mean we should accept the British drizzle dripping into our tea, I ask him whether his first book was prophetic. This of course is Chavs: The Demonization of the Working Class, a successful work challenging the exploitation of divisions between the poor, and what he describes as “the false dichotomy that everyone is middle class except for this group of ‘chavs’.” The book helped propel Jones to the status as the country’s leading young left wing commentator.

Chavs was “if anything a condemnation of New Labour’s Britain”, Jones says; yet its claims about the demonisation of the working classes seem to have been fulfilled or even exceeded since its publication. Jones agrees that “things have got so much worse”, and now these ideas are being used to fuel “a systematic campaign of demonization to justify the onslaught against the welfare state.” He draws a comparison between the attitudes exhibited by the media towards those involved in the Shannon Matthews disappearance case, an example he chose to use in Chavs, and the recent press surrounding the Philpott case; “it got to the stage of using six dead kids to justify a political point.”

It’s a debate which anyone at all familiar with Jones’ writing will know he has engaged in a lot. Too much, perhaps? He recounts that after his many media appearances at the height of the Philpott hysteria “some of Ed Miliband’s people got in touch to say ‘well done, great stuff.’ And I sort of felt that it was their job to do that, not mine.” He opposes firmly the Labour strategy of making concessions to the Conservative Party on welfare, arguing that it’s “completely self-defeating…as soon as you accept the premise of their argument, you’ve lost.”

So given that Labour appears to have a problem with economic credibility in the public perception, where does Jones think they should be taking the debate instead? He agrees: “they need to say we will reduce welfare spending”, but they should target a different part of the welfare state. Instead of targeting “feckless scroungers” he says that we need to stop housing benefit and tax credits effectively going to landlords and bosses respectively, to subsidise high rents and low wages. How? Through the building of more social housing, and the introduction of a living wage. Public spending, he argues, will pay for itself through savings in benefits.

Frustrations with Labour are evident throughout our conversation, but Jones still retains his faith in them. He is a Labour member and has worked for a backbench Labour MP, believing that “every single attempt to set up another left-wing party since Labour came into existence has been a catastrophic failure.” His hope for the left is a rediscovery of strong links with trade unions, full of visions of “giving a voice to those who have been airbrushed out of existence” and supporting “the pillars of our society.” Essentially, he wants to put the labour back in Labour. It’s an optimistic and idealistic model, and one he defends endearingly.

Trying to slip my Tory shoes on (they don’t fit very well, and I don’t suit blue), I put to him the claim that the unions were too strong before Thatcher, so we can’t return to that situation. He responds with a strong historical explanation of how unions were forced into demands for large pay increases by high inflation, and were really just trying to maintain living standards in a difficult world economic context. Still, I can’t help wonder how writing so well about the destruction of the post-war consensus, strong unions and working class solidarity hasn’t made him doubt the plausibility of his own ideas for the future of the left.

The discussion moves to his time at Oxford (History at Univ), and an early article entitled “Abolish Oxbridge”. But really it seems he had a more complicated relationship with Oxford than this suggests. He mentions the need to acknowledge the existence of many other good universities, the need for more radical schemes for fair access(including lower grade offers for those from low participation backgrounds),and how parts of the Oxford image like Sub-Fusc should be discarded to avoid deterring them. As we part Owen tells me he panicked towards the end of his degree and joined Cherwell as “a deputy News Editor or something”, in a frantic search for CV material. “I never wanted to be a writer. I still don’t really”. That said, he’s pretty good at it.

This article first appeared in Cherwell in TT13

Interview: Richard Curtis

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Why Richard Curtis chose to write romantic comedies is a question the screen-writer and director is still trying to answer. Surprisingly, the man who can be credited with defining the rom-com for the twentieth century included only one romance in his top ten films when he started writing. For Curtis, Close Encounters, The Godfather and The Adventures of Robin Hood were just as seminal to his film education as the classic romance films one might expect. ‘I’m really puzzled about this’, he tells me. ‘I love so many films in other genres – why did I write the films I wrote?’

When Curtis reflects on the extraordinary trajectory his life has taken, it seems his overwhelming response is one of bemusement. The one thing he is clear about, however, is that his aspirations to write and direct started in Oxford. ‘I have no idea what would have happened to me if I’d not gone to Oxford when I did – it was a chain of events starting there that lead to the life I’ve led.’

Studying English Literature at Christ Church, Curtis’ time at Oxford was the grounding for his career in film largely, it shocked me to hear, because he had so much free time. ‘I hear how hard people have to work at Oxford these days’, he tells me cheerfully. ‘Things were pretty easy in my time – we had a lot of time to pick up the craft we were eventually going to pursue.’

The catalyst for his success came in the form of Rowan Atkinson, who Curtis describes as ‘a real genius’. Meeting each-other at Oxford and both joining the Oxford Revue during their time there, Curtis and Atkinson have since enjoyed an extraordinarily fruitful working relationship. Together, they wrote and directed Blackadder and Mr Bean, both of which achieved national popularity and critical acclaim.

Later, Atkinson acted as a get-out-of-jail-free card for Curtis, allowing him to leave his conventional job upon graduation. ‘When I left University, my Dad gave me a year to foolishly try to make a living writing, before I accepted the inevitable and went to work in the Marketing department of Unilever. But I got lucky, and after I’d made about £360 writing for radio in the first year, I got a call from Rowan in the eleventh month saying he’d been asked to be in a show called Not the Nine O’clock News and would I write his stuff for that. So I hung on to his coat-tails and my life followed.’

The rest is history. After becoming the only screen-writer to have two sitcoms voted among the best in British history (Blackadder and The Vicar of Dibley), Curtis moved on to achieve enviable success in the notoriously impenetrable film world: beginning with the breakthrough hit Four Weddings and a Funeral in 1994, the stream of popular romantic comedies continued with Notting Hill, Love Actually, and Bridget Jones’ Diary (the script of which Curtis helped adapt). These are films that, no matter what the critics made of them, have left an indelible impression on popular culture in Britain.

To my mind, it would seem there must be a distinct ‘Curtisian’ formula that ensures his films’ success, which would explain their apparently unfaltering popularity and the fact that you’re bound to find at least one of his titles on the DVD shelf of almost every house in the UK. Love Actually continues to be the go-to Christmas film, while popular culture still abounds with references to Notting Hill despite having been released over a decade ago.

I put it to Curtis that all of his films are very ‘English’, not just in their setting, but in their over-arching themes. Tom Shone, a journalist for The Guardian, has described Curtis’ romantic comedies as ‘fish-out-of-water movies’, revolving around the humour arises from the stereotypical Brit’s inability to be anything other than awkward when it comes to contemplating romance. Yet Curtis is quick to deny that writing films that could be marketed is distinctly ‘English’ was a conscious decision: ‘I certainly never meant to write quintessentially English films. I’ve just tried to write films about things I know about. My original inspiration were movies like Gregory’s Girl, Diner, Breaking Away, Annie Hall, Rita Sue and Bob Too – and I think of them as just being personal films, not Scottish, or American, or English.’ Fair enough, but what about the English sense of humour? Can one define ‘Englishness’ in relation to that? ‘There are self-evidently lots of different kinds of Englishness.. there’s precious little in common between the Monty Python films and mine – or between, let’s say, The Office and The Mighty Boosh.’

This is true, of course, but if Curtis is writing what he knows then he must be able to identify the strong correlation between his sphere of knowledge and upper-middle-class British experience. In most of the films the male protagonist is a charming, well-spoken, nerdy Englishman, usually played by Hugh Grant, who, incidentally, is himself an alumnus of Oxford University. I wonder how Oxford may have shaped Curtis’ experience of romance, itself a bastion of peculiar British traditions. I imagine that the university experience Curtis had, without the advent of the internet, was more amenable to the setting of a rom-com than our technology obsessed society is now, but Curtis quickly puts the lid on my rather rose-tinted conception of a Facebook-free culture.

‘I don’t feel things have changed. I don’t remember things being particularly romantic when I was young. I heard one story of a contemporary rowing his girlfriend along a river to a field with a table in the middle of it with a rose on it. And we all hated him. I think technology has probably just subtracted and added an equal amount to the pain of love. When I was at University, it was impossible to communicate. You had to hope to bump into people, you had to make dates and have your heart broken when the girl didn’t turn up. Now, I’m guessing being constantly in touch just makes heart-ache travel faster.’

There is a romance to what Curtis says even as he disavows its presence in his university years; the ‘will she or won’t she?’ suspense he describes is reminiscent of the plot-lines that underscore his romantic comedies. Curtis’ central protagonists are always men looking for the love of a woman: cue Hugh Grant trying to win Carrie’s (Andie McDowell) heart in Four Weddings; Hugh Grant the book-nerd gaining the affection of the film-star in Notting Hill ; various male characters (including Hugh Grant) looking for romance in Love Actually. The audience of these films are primarily women, yet the scripts are written by a man and are about love from a man’s point of view. I ask Curtis how realistic he thinks his portrayal of women is – does he write with women as his target audience in mind?

Clearly uncomfortable with the idea of targeting, Curtis nevertheless concedes that his films are marketed towards women: ‘When involved in the marketing I’ve always tried to reflect the movies as honestly as we can. That said – there do seem to have been quite a lot of launches of my DVDs on Mother’s Day… but I don’t think when working on a film that I’ve ever deliberately ‘targeted’ them at anyone –  I don’t think the women have done much worse than the men on the realism scale.’ He admires Lena Dunham, writer of the HBO series Girls, ‘she is much more realistic and better than me’, but expresses regret that he has never written a romantic film of his own with a female lead.

It would be forgivable then, if Curtis wanted to escape the rom-com genre with which his name has been inextricably associated, and I wonder why he’s never tried his hand at anything markedly different from comedy or romance. Will we ever see Curtis attempt a crime thriller or a period drama? ‘I’ve left it a bit late, I fear… I have enjoyed, though, some of the different things I’ve done like War Horse, or Dr Who, or Mary & Martha.

For Curtis, the next step may be a difficult one. Before the interview is confirmed, Curtis’ agent says he would prefer to talk about his time at Oxford than his most recent film, and I wonder if this reluctance is indicative of a crossroads he has arrived at in his career. The new film, About Time, received mixed reviews, with many critics voicing their concern that Curtis is ‘stuck in a rut’.

Having mastered the romantic-comedy, Curtis must decide if will he continue to revisit what is arguably a tired genre, diluted in quality by the abysmal flops Hollywood churns out regularly, or move on to uncharted territory. For now, though, his reflections on the future are suitably schmaltzy, and could easily be a voiceover to one of his films: ‘Ah – life. It rushes past you and you don’t know where you’re heading and why.’